The Left Suck at Memeing - FRI 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
His Tim Wall's too nice? Is that his problem? Oh,
that's that's a way down on the list of his problems.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Kamala Harris and Tim Walls, you know, I don't know
if you remember they ran for president and vice president
last year.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Not a lot of people remember that. Somebody on Fox
News yesterday described him perfectly hit a video of him
taking the stage and he's jumping around looking ridiculous, you know,
doing jumping jacks and waving and his suits flat all
over the place. He looks like he's just been chosen
for the Price is right?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, come all down, you know, and you're watching the
Prices right, and they pick someone who's clearly gay. But
it's daytime TV, and you're watching it with your grandma,
so you can't acknowledge what everybody else is seeing. R Oh,
he seems festive, doesn't he guess, Grandma? He seems festive. Anyway,
Tim Wall says his problem is that he's just too nice.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
As far as the book and things like that go.
I think she has every right to be critical. I
do think I let her down on a couple things.
And you know, I warned my Minnesota. Nice thing is
if somebody's being nice to me, I'll be nice to be.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Talking about the debate with jd Vance where these people
have seen me debate. I'm you know, I know my subject.
I'm oh, yeah, he's very good.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Tim Walls thinks he lost the debate with jd Vance
because jd Vance was nice to him during he was
polite Jadie.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Vance, he naturally just returned that polite's because he's from
minnisool to Okay, So I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
So if jd Vance was polite and you were polite,
when those two things kind of negate each other. By
the way, Tim Wall says, all those memes that Donald
Trump's been posting, those are just awful.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You know what else? Trump administration start firings danger I do?
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
I think it goes back to this question Tom that
it appears like they're trying to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
The disruption is.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
There, the willingness of the Speaker of the House to Blayton,
I have seen every I have seen Fox News even
correct this issue that trying to tell the public were
in a massive misinformation campaign. The President himself tweeting out
ai videos of fake news reports on healthcare.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Guys, come on, it's funny. It is funny that it's
an AI generator. It's not fake news. You guys do
want to give health care to illegal immigrants.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Don't you understand? The Democrats? Now, this is how they
do to you all the time. They tell you what
the other side is doing, how horrible it is, because
that's really what they're doing, right, But it is funny
that they can't meme. The Democrats are just awful memurs.
Even when they try, it's terrible, and they know they're
bad at it, and that's why they're so mad. They're

(02:32):
just hopping up and down mad about the sombrero memes,
which means you gotta do more. What's the minute you
found out it aggravated them? We got to double down.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
One of the things I've learned in life is that
if you're trying to figure out who's winning in a dispute, fisticuffs,
a melee of sorts, both literal or figurative, and one
side is laughing and having fun, it's probably the side
that's winning.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's probably it.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, there are three Democrats that are voting with the
Republicans in the Senate right now. Uh, there there's one
Republican that's voting with the with the Democrats and that
boy he's voting no, and that's ran Paul. By the way,
I would happy to keep the government shut down. I
don't have a problem with Raan Paul voting no.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It only seems to be bothering in the government. It's
a lot of news reports about how the politicians are
very upset because you know, the guy on the other side,
he's the reason they're saying, going right. I haven't seen
any citizens being, you know, accosted on the street about
that government shut What about it?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Nothing other than my hatred of the military industrial complex
and the fact that we have to play world police.
One of the probably the other thing a close second
that bothers me about our government is how they spend
money that they don't have all the time, and it
affects us in an unlimited number of ways that most
people don't understand. I want you to imagine like you're

(03:58):
standing in the street and there's a dog and the
dog's invisible, and next to the dog there's a dog abuser,
and that dog, the dog abuser is also invisible. Okay,
I see none of it, and you can't see it,
and he's just sitting there. Well, you could see it,
Billy ed, but nobody else could see it. And he's
just sitting there. He's just beating the dog with a
baseball bat, bloody pulp. Just the dog's squealing and it's

(04:20):
in pain. It's shaken around on the floor. And nobody
could see this but you. Okay, uh huh. This is
what it's like to be us all the time with
the national debt. I'm constantly seeing reports about inflation, about
the the on the incoming budget crisis is gonna happen
again in.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
A few months.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
And you explain this to people, you know, the debt
actually matters, Like now, it doesn't matter. It's an invisible number.
It's an invisible it's a made up number. No fu,
it's not an invisible number. This really matters to us.
The interest rate alone from our from our national debt
is about to surpass the amount of money in the budget.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
He's almost like having a visa. Oh yeah, yeah, you
can pay the minimum. You're never gonna get anywhere. What
happened to the dog? The dog, it's not a real dog, Billy.
The dog is the national debt, and the person abusing
it is the politician spending your money and and you're
the only one that could see it. No one else
sees this because you're the only one that understands how

(05:14):
math works.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, now I'm confused more than I ever was. I
thought that was a really good analogy. I'm really as
much as well.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I feel like you're proud of it, and say you're
proud of it. If you're proud of it, my god,
I feel like it made a really good point. Yeah,
I feel like no one would want a dog to
get beat if you knew the dog was given to
be invisible.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
So nobody knew. That's the problem. I was the only
one that knew. But if a bear crabs in the woods,
all right, I'll leave it alone. The point I'm getting
at is this, guys, we don't have an unlimited amount
of resources. It's finite and it's not going to change.
That's just the general nature of how reality works.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm pretty sure we got a couple of Democrats, at
least a couple that listen to our show just so
they can find things to, you know, email us about
that they don't like hearing. Say yesterday on Fox News,
I was watching some Democrats. They play the Democrats so
we can see what they're saying. And the Democrats said

(06:14):
pretty much word for word what two or three emails
have said here that we've got earlier this week. Give
me an example, they ask us, how come it is
if the Republicans own the presidency and own the majority
in the House and the Senate, then why can't they
get this this government back open again? And Democrats are

(06:36):
saying that on the air, it's like, well, you know
whatever that sombrero wherein guy's name was Hakim? Yeah, yeah,
Hakim said the exact same thing yesterday, but he knows
better because it ain't a straight up majority wins vote.
If it was, it'd be over. No, you're correct about that.
The Democrats know that, but they keep saying it anyway because,

(06:58):
like you said earlier, it's about their fee more so
than about any evidence. When they tell you that they
don't want to give taxpayer dollars to fund illegal you know,
the health care for illegal aliens, it's a crazy, some
crazy thing. The Republicans are accusing them up, but you
hear they're really clever. They sentence comes in, you hear

(07:22):
all kinds of Democrats on camera saying they want to
give health care to illegals.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Well, they say it like this, They go, we want
health care for all Americans and they're like, what about
illegal immigrants? There are no illegal people. Yeah, they're all here,
so they're Americans. So then yes, you are. You admit
that that's what you want is for non citizens that
are in the country illegally.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
They say it over and over again, but they tell
you they don't and you're disupposed to believe them and
don't believe them.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
By the way, Governor Gavin Newsom can not mean the
California governor doesn't get it.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
He's a Democrat. Told you none of them can.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Kevin Newsom has declared himself leader of the Free World.
Yesterday he took to x and posted a tweet in
all capslocks. He was trying to make it sound like
he was Trump. It was like his joke and it
reads the following, I mane, it's very dangerous to joke
around like that. That's as dangerous as putting us sombrero
in somebody's head, right, a fake picture.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Agree.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
The Democrats don't they get that they're losing the meme war.
But one thing they think they're good at is when
Gavin Newsom tweets and all capslocks. Yeah, so he said
the following quote. Good news, patriots with Washington shutdown. I
Gavin C. Newsom and now leader of the free world.
My platform is very simple. Healthcare for all Americans, no measles,
free school meals, while putting for everyone free childcare. The

(08:36):
moms love me, more babies, good paying jobs, no more
evil tariffs. Can I address one thing before I keep
reading the tweet? The thing where he says no measles,
he's knocking RFK Junior. I'm so old, I have to
do it every time. Yeah, billy, I'm billion. It's early.
How How old are you?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm so old. I can remember in twenty wait, I
could do the better go ahead? How old are you?
Thank you? I'm so old.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I can remember in twenty nineteen, when Gavin Newsom and
RFK Junior, a Democrat, toured the state of California together
protesting against vaccine mandates for kids.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Arm in arm. They would just you know, show arm
over the shoulder, buddy, buddy. They just couldn't get enough
of each other. There's still video, there's still news stories
of them doing it. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
News Gavin C. Newsom says he's going to legalize cannabis.
You can't. Donald Trump already did. He signed the Farm
Act in twenty eighteen. Sorry, Gavin, you're a little late
on that.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
But remember the people that listened to Gavin Newsom and
Hockey and Chuck Schumer, the people that actually sit there
and listen to them and want to hear what they
have to say. Apparently they're brain dead idiots because they
can lie to them and they'll just nod airhead and go, yeah,
that's right. Yeah, it's the Republican's fault.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Anyway, the Republicans are winning with the sombrero memes.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
You're definitely. Oh by the way, speaking of California, I
don't know if you've seen it yet. It up, but
that's a hell of a fire. I mean, I said,
you can see it all over La from wherever you
are at. La is pretty big place. Chevron Refinery and
Il Segundo blowed up and is now burning a massive
fire scene across the city. But yeah, don't look at me.

(10:22):
I was here all day. Well, let's hear what the
President asked to say.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
My fellow Americans.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
S two.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Presidente Favarito and I ordered to issue a very happy
Cinco di Porto. Cinco di Porto is a tremendous day
to all of the illegals, gang members, drug traffickers, human
smugglers and all around bad hombres. Tevamos assacar da nuestro

(10:49):
pasour as I call it, We're getting you the hell
out of our country. Ms. Thirteen, We're getting you the
hell out trend de Aragua. We're gonna get you out,
or we're gonna put you in Alcatraz. Will call you
Trenda Alcatraz because we want to reopen Alcatraz. All my
beautiful people, they said to me, sir, they said, signor

(11:11):
why do you want to reopen Alcatraz so badly? I
said me, armano, I gotta tell you you look at it.
It's called the Rock, it's named after me. It needs
to start acting like it. We are going to rebuild
it so beautifully and so strongly and so greatly. We
will make alca Trans great again. We will make America

(11:32):
safe again. Thank you God, bless you. Happy Sinco deporto,
and the best is yet to come.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I like dancing in ponies and getting my snooch pounded.
On Friday nights, Walton and Johnson Radio Network some good
music on the show Let's go. Yeah, finally that I've.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Finally decided to embrace the fact that I'm a that
I live in the South, So I'm getting into southern
music now?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Is that what that is? Yeah? What country?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
America? Lost americanos uh so Southern Mexico, Southern where phill? Yeah,
this is Texas music. What are you talking about? This
is big ex the plug.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Listen he sings about, he raps about how he's from Texas.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
He's called the plug. He's called the plug. Yeah, why
what's wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Nothing? No, this is good music, dude, this is lone
star state music. Listen to this. Okay, yes, right, listen
to that. IM not sure why you're going on and
on about it, but sure.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Hear that twang and the guitar. That's how you know
this is real Texas music. You can hear it in
the guitar. Only Texas guitars selling.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Where used to rhyme flangers and put diamonds in nick.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
See, he's from Texas, just like you, Billy Ed Okay,
exactly like you.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, it's all the same. He's from Texas. He put
he's got swingers. Where's he from? Can't he Texas? Could
you tell me eight more time? He's got diamonds in
his necklace? What does wrong with you? Today?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'm just excited about being in Exis man, what's wrong
with you?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
You get any reruns? We get back up on until
Kenny comes off of whatever it is he's on. All right?
Do you want to hear some Philadelphia music?

Speaker 5 (13:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I said, no, Oh what?

Speaker 6 (13:13):
What?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Now?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
What you got? I've got some music from It's not
a It's not a music show. Can you You've explained
that to me multiple times over the years. Is not
a music show, but we use the music to set
the mood. Well, what mood? Did you say?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I want to hear today to tell you about what's
going on in the zeitgeist of humanity.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I've been in country music and Texas music radio. Yeah,
well sorry.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You know, Hakim Jefferies believes the President and the Republicans
are going to cave to the Democrats. And I gotta say,
I don't think Hakkim Jefferies has ever met Donald Trump before.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
Dynamic and given the way that the President has been
tweeting memes about you, has been in your words and
the words of Democrats already dismantling healthcare. What makes you
think that he will negotiate anything? What makes you think
that he and Republicans will cave to you?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Public sentiment. At the end of the day, the public
knows that Donald Trump and Republicans have shut the federal
government down.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Does he think he's Ray Charles? Maybe he's doing this
thing where he's got glasses eye. Yeah, he's like like
swinging back and forth or whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
It's a sway, yeah, the sway, right, that's what it is. Yeah,
And he's got these dark glasses on.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And I don't know, is it possible, Hakim Jeffreys is
just high right now, very much possible. Don't go to
work high, it would be my recommendation.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well you should know.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
No, No, I mean don't. It's really hard to do
your job, especially when you're the House minority leader. Do
you know how important that is?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I think we know who's in charge of the House
seems to be the same little gal that's running the Senate,
even though she ain't it. Everybody has agreed that AOC
is pretty much calling all the shots here. She's got
Chuck Schuber dancing like he's her puppet on a string.
She runs the house. Even so Jaquem Jeffreys gets to
come up back like he does. When it all boils

(15:04):
down to who's saying what and who's getting what done,
seems to be her. And the best way you can
tell that is because people like Nancy Pelosi say that's
not so. When they say that's not so, you immediately
know it must be so. Yeah, that makes a lot
of sense. Now, apparently AOC is what we Chuck Schumer

(15:24):
is just definitely afraid THEOC is going to primary him.
You know what it means.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
That means they're going to compete with each other to
see who will be the candidate for their respective party.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And you know, the new gal the squad people, they're
the new face of the far far, far left lunatic
Party of Liberals, and they seem to be on the rise.
Chuck and Nancy and all those old people. They gotta go.
What was the woman's name?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
He got mad about how we were talking about AOC
and Chasmin Crockett, No member April?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Is it April? Or okay?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
If she because you kept calling her fat?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Well, look, if AOC wants to beat Chuck Schumer, in
a primary. She's gonna have to get some ozempic or
go the Timeless clinic or something.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
He's kind of sliding or by bigger clothes. How is
it she got bigger clothes, she looks skinnier.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
How is it that these Latinas can gain five pounds
and they immediately go from a nine to a two?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I don't get it. I got a picture of her
on the screen in here also went from a C
to it looks like a maybe a double E. I know,
m hmm, yeah, it's not, but not in a good way.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
No, she's wearing a We got a picture of her
on the screen here her doing a live stream the
other day where she's wearing overalls. And do they still
call those shirts wife beaters? I feel like it's not appropriate.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Probably not in this case.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
A white tank top is what she's wearing, and with
her overalls. Now both you get both straps up. I'm
assuming at some point she undoes at least one of
the straps and lets it kind of fall off of
her chest a little bit.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You know how them gals do.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I still think she might be pregnant, but she says
she's not. She said she just ate a lot last
Thanksgiving and never lost the way. Here's the other thing
I know, get don't They walk around DC a lot?
Like how are you not getting?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
You know, just up and down the holes. That's all
you ever see is the politicians just walking up and
down the holes. And I'm guessing they're all connected to
so they don't never have to go outside because it
might they might swear it, Yeah I do.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Look, I thought Aoc was pretty before she gained weight,
and now I don't know what to think. I used
to think that she would be the one to defeat us,
you know that. Thomas Sewell once famously said, do not
let those communists hypnotize you with their big old Marxist biddies. Yeah,
you know they might look at it. I know they
will hypnotize you. You gotta be careful. Thomas Sewell always right

(17:41):
about that.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well. The thing that snapped Kenny out of it is
every now and then when her teeth comes shooting out
of her mouth like that alien goes that gal got
some teeth, and that'll shrink a man in a hurry.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
She's an awkward smile from certain angles. But I don't know.
It's still the it's still the gut that bothers me
the most. I just girly, come on. Thirty minutes of
cardio a day. That's all we're asking. You want to
be famous. You're the one that wants to be famous. Yeah,
nobody gets to be famous in politics by being a
plus sized mid You got to hit that gym Gurley.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
She's not doing it. I know. Look, I try to
help her. You do you try? Yes? That's what's the
most important is you made the effort. Kenny. I think
when you get up to the pearly gates, I think
that's gonna be written in a book somewhere.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Here's another guy I wanted to help. One of Biden's staffers.
What's this guy's name, Jackson Junior's his name? Was in
Senate chambers yesterday in the middle of all of the
hubbub over the government shutdown. Somehow they still found time
to drag out one of Joe Biden's old staff members
and ask him about two spirits. What's that? Well, that

(18:44):
was what we were asking him. Well, that's what Josh
Holly asked him yesterday during a Senate hearing. The Missouri senator.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Excuse me, have you guys? Sorry it's early. Have you
guys not heard of lgbt Q two? Right?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Sometimes when you see that acronym, they include the number two,
and that refers to the cross dressing Indian people from
hundreds of years ago.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Did they heard about this in India?

Speaker 7 (19:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
No, Indigenous Canadian indigenous people Native Canadians is what it
refers to.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Billion so Engines. Sorry, yeah, yeah, okay, and they're doing
what now? Okay?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Apparently a long time ago, are some of the so
called indigenous people from Canada identified as two spirits, meaning
they had the spirit of both a man and a woman.
And because there used to be cross dressing weirdos hundreds
of years ago. And they say in a primitive tribe,
did they prove it that somehow proves that trans is
real or something?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, what do we base it? All this fantastic new
information on their evident Did they bring proof or do
they just say it so? And that has to be
the way it is. I mean, yes, is the short
answer to the second part, exactly, And two spirits was
brought to well, people wrote, you know, papers on this

(20:01):
kind of stuff, so it's very important.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
So yesterday, during a Senate hearing, mister Gregory Jackson Junior,
a former Biden staffer, was asked by Josh Holly, why
did you include information about defunding the police and the
report if you don't want to defund the police. And
why did you include information in your Biden report when
he was working for Joe about why you know we
needed more money for two spirits? What are two spirits?

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And this black guy Gregory Jackson Junior thought Josh Holly
was making it up.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
But he's the guy that wrote the report, or did he, Well,
he pretended. Here's a little back and forth.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Which is what this says. This is so typical of
what the Democrats do. Now, after your policies have transparently
failed and led to the deaths of millions of Americans,
now you say you've never heard of defunding the police.
Your own report recommends it on page after page after page.
Let me ask about something else you say. Here's what
you say we ought to invest in instead of funding

(20:55):
the police. Here's what we ought to invest in. We
do need to invest in programs that acknowledge the need
for safe space. Initiatives led by lesbian, gay, bisexual, two spirit, trans,
and gender nonconforming people.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
What's too spirit? Well, look, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
You guys will pull in some interesting This is from
your If you look at the report, the focus is
on investing in violence intervention outreach workers say.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
You say that you.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Shouldn't invest in the police, but we ought to invest
in two spirit community programs that acknowledged to spirit.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
And you're not going to We're not going to discriminate
against any nonprofit.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
What is spirit?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What is to spirit?

Speaker 8 (21:37):
You say, don't fund the police, but do fund programs
that create safe spaces for two spirit people?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
What? What?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
What is?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I just want to know. I don't know what that is.
I have no idea what that is.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Well, I honestly I'm not completely aware of the language
he wrote the report written. But what I'm telling you
is that what we what is a two spirit individual?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I mean, really, this is your policy.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
This is your policymaker's playbook. You are the witness called
by the Democrats on this committee, so I assume you
reflect their views. Well, you don't want to fund the police,
you want to fund safe spaces.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I'm gona positve right here because I have two questions.
My first question is is Josh Holly on add or all.
I mean, he's got a lot of great points here,
but boy he is he is fired up.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
He's very fired up.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
And then my other question would be, is it possible
that even the people operating Joe Biden's auto pen weren't
really aware of what they were signing at the time?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Could be Ai wrote this report, he didn't even proof
read it before he submitted it. All right, a few
more seconds.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
For two spirit individuals? What is a two spirit person?

Speaker 7 (22:38):
I feel like I'm looking at a two faced individual
because you talk about du No, sorry, you're.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
Looking at somebody who's reading you your own words. And
I'd like to hear an answer. Here's the answer. The
answer is you don't have any solutions. You want to
invest in gobbledegook and take a what money from police
officers who actually keep our community safe.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, that's exactly right. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I got A free pair of comedy tickets this weekend
for two spirit person eight six six. I love WJ
call the show right now? How is that?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
What is that? What they say? What they say? This
will never end? What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
You know this week?

Speaker 8 (23:10):
This week?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
You don't know what day it is? Do you no,
Please tell me it is Friday morning, early Friday morning.
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