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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mister Kenneth, do I want a banana? Do you want
a banana?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is that a euphemism or are they actually selling If.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
You want a banana, you might be Corey Booker. Oh yeah,
you hear about Corey. He's not gay anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
The new Jersey senator yesterday has posted photos of himself
with his new beard, I mean fiance, just in time
to get ready.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Did you say fiance? Yeah? Oo? How long was she
his girlfriend before she became his fiance?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Exactly? Yeah? Where did she come from? That's weird.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Corey Booker isn't a young man. He's been around for
a while, and yet for some reason, he's never been
married before. You know, he's fifty six years old, never
had a wife. Was briefly involved in a relationship with
Rosario Dawson, and then that was brief, and then the
pandemic started, right remember he was running for president, and
all of a sudden he had a Hollywood actress girlfriend
(00:54):
that was just poof like that. She come out of
nowhere and didn't like you. Was a pandemic hit and
they they had the best of both worlds. She lived
in her place and he lived in his place and
never saw each other. Yeah, for some reason, they were
quarantining in opposite ends of the country and she was
quarantining with another man where no, which would make sense.
You know, why would you quarantine with a gay guy?
(01:17):
What would you get out of that? No offense gaze?
Oh no, none taken of course. Well, just in time
for Democrat primary season to begin the presidential primaries. I'm
sure Corey Booker is not going to run for president.
I'm sure it's just a coincidence. He suddenly has a
fiance and boys, she looks camera ready for the political
news media.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
There have been questions, you know, where did she just
pop up from? How long have they known each other?
And is she real?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right, because, as you know, artificial intelligence is taking over
all aspects of our life. Whether you realize it or not,
you are already being controlled by AI. And they think
this girlfriend of fiance sorry, might be artificial artificial fiance,
(02:07):
or at.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Least the photos are enhanced. They posted these photos to
social media where they both have their mouths opened up
like a python in the everglades trying to swallow a
small alligator. So I was like, what is with the
weird and her toes look weird and the picture.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Apparently from what I'm hearing, I don't know nothing about
no AI except what I'm hearing from other people that
think they get it. It's kind of like that cryptocurrency.
The people think they get it. Now you just let
them talk. The AI has trouble with the extremities fingers
and toes and things like that. I don't know why,
and I'm sure somebody's working on a problem, right that's
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what you look for right now?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Anyway, Can I just.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Point out here that South Carolina and New Jersey are
competing with each other to see who can have the
most closeted senator because we all know about South Carolina,
of course.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Tim Walls, Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Over here in New Jersey, you've got Corey Booker obviously,
given Lindsay Graham and Tim Walls are run for their money.
But then there's the new senator. This is the guy
that replaced Bob Menendez. His name's Andy cam Ha Andy.
I'm Andy, and I'm the junior Senator from New Jersey.
And he is an a feminine Asian boy and what's
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the word lady boy or twink or something, I don't know. Anyway,
I'm sure he's not gay. He just weirdly enough holds
his hands and wrists in all limp manner.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You mean like Trump.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, you've seen Trump's hands, and they make fun of
Trump's hands a lot. No Trump, If you've seen Gavinussom,
Gavinussom has had consultants actually tell him to keep your
hands fingers interlocked and folded in front of you and
don't move around anymore. Because Gavinusam is already famous for
the hand gestures that he makes.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Is he gay as well?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I don't think that Trump is gay. I don't know
if Gavin Newsom's gay either, because he seems to be
a poonhound. But in fact, that's the one thing they
both have in common. Look, Trump's been with a lot
of beautiful women. It's part of the reason why he's
so popular. Gavin Newsom has also apparently had his you know,
is his time in the bedroom with different Well? Yeah,
I mean remember his chief of staff was his childhood
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best friend and he cheated with his.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
With the guy's wife. Man, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't like you're banging your best friend's woman. Who
do you think you are? Hunter Biden unbelievable. I don't
think that thing plays well in the DNC, but I
could be wrong, and I don't know him. Do Democrats
like in alpha male who gets a lot of poon tang?
It seems like they wouldn't like that. Doesn't seem like
it more than once they thought, you know, who could
beat Trump? This woman who's never done anything before. Yeah,
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it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It did not work out.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, anyway, didn't she also cheat on a spouse as well?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Hillary or Kamala? Well, Kamala's husband cheated on his spouse
with the nanny.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm pretty sure wasn't married to Willie Brown. Oh yeah, no,
you're right, Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well, then the question would be did Willy Brown cheet
or did kama a cheat? But yeah, you're right, there
was certainly infidelity there. Yeah, a little from Colum a,
a little from Columby.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It happens, I mean not, you know, with me, but
you know, I've heard other people can't control themself.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And then interesting how these people get in these high
profile situations. And they're politicians, so they're supposed to be
so morally righteous, and yet more often than not, statistically speaking,
I don't think here at the radio station, the married
couples around here cheat on their spouses as frequently as
politicians seemed to cheat.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
In Austin, Texas. You remember a while back here in
in our home state, there was an impeachment trial for
the attorney general.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I sure do remember that.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And they tried to shame him because he had marital
problems and his attorney. A friend of the show, Tony Busby,
made the point that if we started listing off all
the people in this room that cheated on their spouse,
I don't think you guys would.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Like it very much. Most of you would have to leave.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Everybody in the room groaned or giggled a little because
they all knew what that meant. Everybody in the room
was cheating with someone. One of the people that famously
tried to impeach Ken Paxton was a lawmaker from the
Dallas Fort Worth area named Giovanni Capriglione. We haven't talked
about him since earlier this summer, but he was accused
of cheating on his wife with a paid woman, a
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woman who works hard for a living, and that affair
had supposedly gone on for seventeen years or something like that,
and she claimed that he paid for multiple schmis schmorshins
according to the reports online. I'm just telling you what
I read. I don't know if any of this is true,
and that he even fantasized about doing something unsavory with
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How do I explain this with cookie dough and feeding
it to people that shouldn't be eating it? Oh, dear right, Well,
I don't like the sound of that. Well, that was
the accusation on the internet.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Again.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I have no idea if he's guilty for legal reasons,
we don't want to get sued.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
But I wouldn't shock me if it was true.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's I'm saying, surprised you too much the way they
act in general.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That allocation was awfully specific.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If y'all would rather talk about something uplifting than all
this line cheating and stealing, the politicians is up to.
Why don't we turn our attention momentarily to tonight's powerball drawing.
I heard that somebody won the power ball over the weekend,
but it didn't they didn't. The powerball was one point
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one like on Monday, and now it's one point three billion.
I said will it be one point three billion dollars
for tonight's drawing.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
And what percentage of that do you get to keep
after the government gets their share.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
If you go for the cash option, you get five
hundred and eighty nine million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And now is that before the cash option?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You still have to take the tax out of that, right,
so you got to take what thirty eight I'm guessing
forty percent somewhere in that range. Yeah, I don't know
if that five eighty nine, if that's just cash options
and before the government or after the government takes the bite,
but they gonna get dais you know how that work?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
If you take it all in one lump sum, you
get less money than if you get the payments, right
of course, Yeah, the payments always seems like a better
deal to me. But then it depends on how healthy
you are, how long you're gonna live.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Live twenty years so you can get your money out
of it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And how does that affect a divorce? Not that it matters,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You don't even want to know.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
If you get the divorce in ten years and you're
still getting the payments, does she get a share of
the future payments, because that was technically assets you already earned.
You just haven't received him yet. How does that work?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That was like when the cat come home after he
found out he want the lottery, you know, and he
tells his wife, he said, baby, pack you'll clothes. I
just won the damn lottery. Yeah, And she say, well,
pack pack? What where am I going? Beach mountains Wood?
He say, I don't care where you go, just pack
up and go O. No, that's rude. Yeah, maybe that's
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the real reason.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And by the way, I meant to say Tim Scott earlier,
said Tim Wallas, maybe that's the real reason.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I didn't want to slow you down. You were on
a nice roll of walls. It's obviously not on the
East coast. It's a Minnesota boy.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But you could see why I had confused him with
other quoseted gay man. Sure. Absolutely, Maybe the real.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Reason Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham and Corey Booker never
got married is because they were playing the lottery so aggressively.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They didn't know what was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
If they must, they want to be careful, you know,
you latch onto one of them gals and she might
just be in it for half of your stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, it's definitely not because they're closeted gay guys.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No. No, I've been witch hunt since day one.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I've been fighting acquisitions after acquisition.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So did I divide the city?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yes, No, the city was designed before he was step foot.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Into the off Walton and Johnson Radio network.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
All right, so we have found some testimony, an old
video of Corey Booker, and we have to apologize for
everything we said in the last segment, the suggestion that
he might be a closet did gay man.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That was wrong of us to suggest something like that.
When you say testimony you mean in court.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, it's actually him at a black gospel church, the
most hetero place you could ever go.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Then Corey Booker was in there, he's giving this testimony. Yeah,
he was given testimony.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
He was wearing a nice bow tie and uh, what
looks like a gray suit, and the preacher asked him
to stand up and make a point about his sexual
sexual preferences.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And that was when he said this, did you tell
me here for? What did you come down here for?
Tell me to get delivered? More to get delivered?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Do you believe that the Lord tonight has set you free.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yet there, turn around and tell those people, tell them
I'm not gay no more. I am delivered.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Man, no more.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Hallelujah. Like women, the weapon, settle down.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I'm not gay.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I would not the man tear up part what not?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Put on make up?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Our will?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I will? Oh, women, I believe him. I believe I'm women. Yeah,
I love women. And then he started and then he
started dancing.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
He is in a black church. You know, you're gonna
get the rhythm, it's gonna hit you. You gotta you gotta
move those feet.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
He's got those feet a moving I am you guys,
ever been to black church before? No, I ain't never been.
It's a little different from white church. I will say
this about white church. The music's not as good. It's not,
but uh, we do get you in and out of
there on time.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's the thing about white church, I will say it is.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
While the Black church can be very entertaining, you know,
from a musical aspect as well as the preacher himself.
Sometimes they do get a little full of themselves and
they go long. I like to get out of there
in time for the game, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, I know what you mean. I like to go
to church with white people. I got white friends.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I go to church with him. I went to church
with a white friend of mine. We got that ten
thirty eleven, father said, and we walking out. I say, man,
I'm coming back next Sunday. We got that ten thirty
preacher that listen counts o red a scripture took up
it off in Bam eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Falla said. We riding down the highway. That's what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Man, I went to church with my aunt.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Preacher ain't got up to twelve thirty.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
We didn't leave out a Friday evening about four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
People seeing a preacher you don't know like I know.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'm like, I know where time to go.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I done lost my job and everything.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And it's humorous as his little ramp there was. Jasmine
Crockett still puts him to shame with her ghettoizing the
English language.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I don't know it and purpose, I don't know what
you're talking about. She seems like a very reasonable person.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know
how many am on that side getting divorced? Is they
getting caught up sleeping with their coworkers.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
That we're all distracted by how she talks with two
different voices depending on the audience. But does anyone actually
hear what she's saying. She is making the bold claim
liberals don't get divorced.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh, of course not. They don't.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
They don't cheat on their spouses. They don't get divorced.
That's a Republican thing, you know how. And of course
white people, I'm sure she kind of without saying it,
I'm pretty sure that's what she means.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Okay, other than Bill Clinton and Gavin Newsom and Al
Gore obviously, other than Anthony Wiener and Julian and Castro
and Claire mccaskall and Joe Liberman, but other than other
than hundreds and dozens of thousands of prominent liberal Democrats,
they never cheat.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
We also don't get too many full body shots of
Jazz Miss Representative Crockett want to be respectful, obviously, because
she's she's earned it in every way.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Sure, we got a.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Full shot of her sitting there, and she's got some
kind of tube top dress thing on. You can't tell
where the boobs stop and the back fat starts. It's
like an inner tube that circles her her upper body
just all the way around, and that ash. I guess
that's why you don't see too many pictures of her,
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you know, from the shoulders down, because she has blowed
up pretty big in her time in office.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't know what you're talking about, Billy. Yeah, that's
the ideal woman's body type I have, right, Yeah, that's
because she's brave, obviously, brave, stunning and breath stunning and brave.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Who among us aoc still spoiling a fine rack. You
gotta admit, dad, double dis But the wrestle her, when
I say butt, the wrestle her is starting to outpace
the right, if you know what I'm saying, a.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Little uncomfortable when you have a like, a beautiful woman
like that and she starts getting a little chunky and
you want to say, I mean, she's still pretty in
the face, but you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Just hey, you just want to say something.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
You just want to let her know, you know, it's like, honey, yeah, yeah,
maybe a few more crunches in the world.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No, no, you don't do that. AO. See, let me
ask you a question. Do you want to be vice president?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Do you want do you think we're gonna act a dumpy,
chubby Latina vice president.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's not gonna happen. You got to hit that gym, girl,
You got.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
To get in shape if she's gonna get elected. As
who Davin Newsom's running made.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Probably yeah, I look, Pilates, I don't know, Tybo whatever
it is you, Corey Booker, Corey Booker could be the first.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah he could.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
He could be a female vice president. Yeah sure, I
mean like president. Oh no, and then she could ruin
with him. How about that.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I don't think America is ready for a gay president.
That's not realistic. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, you mean again, right, yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
All right? So what about Lincoln?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Lincoln was gay? You're right about that, but I think
he was talking about Obama. Yeah, nobody knew that Lincoln
was gay. We didn't even know what gay was back then.
They didn't even have they didn't even have a word
for it back then.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, they didn't know.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
No Nancy boy or funny stuff something. Anyway, speaking of
not gay, really super hetero.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
JB.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Pritzker, whose boobs are just a little bigger than AOC,
says Chicago does not want troops coming into their city.
Leave us alone. Donald Trump says JB. Pritzker, we're on
the side of criminals.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
First, I want to address the president's unhinged remarks minutes
ago begging me to call him. No, I will not
call the President asking him to send troops to Chicago.
I've made that clear already. Fighting crime requires coordination. We
have experienced nothing like that over the past several days
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and weeks.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
So in the absence, wait, wait, wait, is he trying
to make the argument that there isn't any crime in
Chicago or what.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
They keep alluding to, and of course what you're seeing
in Washington, where Trump has already done that. It's not working.
According to the Democrats. No matter how many news stories
you see about crime rates, dress stick lee falling over
the last three weeks.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Eight murders, fifty eight shootings in Chicago over the past weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
JB. Kretzker says, there's no crime emergency.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Just during the last week, I've been in neighborhoods across Chicago,
from Bronsville to South Shore, to Chatham to Little Village.
The President's absurd characterizations do not match what is happening
on the ground here.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
He has no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
You're not from Chicago, so that doesn't mean anything. That'd
be like saying I've been all over LA from Beverly
Hills to Malibu to Compton. Like, wait, you were in
little village. Little village is like a third world hell hole.
What were you even doing there?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Let me actually do when the governor of the state
travel to these different cities and different areas of the city,
does he go out by himself?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Does he go off in his own car? Or is
he bicycle in? Is he walking the street?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, he's not bicycling. Look at it. They would break
the bicycle.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I've traveled with some you know, dignitaries, police chiefs, and
that sort of thing, and they don't go anywhere without
protection right for a reason, obviously, because they're going into
some very dangerous neighborhoods.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I hate to brag on the guy because he's a Democrat,
but I know one politician who will walk around in
a crowded place without security. I never seen anything like
it before. Yeah, the mayor of Houston. I ran into
him in an Astros game last month and he was
just hanging out by himself, eating a hot dog.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Watching.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I was like, Mayor went Meyers at you, he goes Kenny.
I couldn't could not believe it. I was like, you're
not being escorted by security right now.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You look around to see if there were, you know,
like some big bulky boys in black suits talking into
their wrists.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
No, there were not. He was alone and.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Ain't know prins could got around Chicago. I'll tell you that,
no guarantee.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's not. Well, Pritzker is a mob boss.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I mean, in any other timeline, Pritzker would be surrounded
by al Capone's henchmen.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well you can see and here obviously if you just
pay attention. How they manipulate the news. That guy wrote
us an email a few minutes ago. He's like listening
to the same radio station on a pro news program.
One person made this statement, Trump is threatening to send
National Guard troops into Chicago, and a different newsperson made
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this statement, Trump promises to send National Guard troops into Chicago.
Two different ways to tell the same story. He's threatening
or promising?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
By the way, we've already seen this experiment, because they
just did it in DC. What do they think is
gonna happen? What do they think is gonna happen if
the National Guard shows up. Do they think they're gonna
knock people's door down? And yeah, that's what they'd like
you to believe. Now, the Democrats, when they're in charge,
they have actually brought up the idea of kicking people's
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door ins and taking their guns. But if the Republicans
kicked the door in on criminals and arrest them and
put them in jail or put them back in the
country where they belong, that's wrong. Wow, taking the sign ofriminals.
It's a bold strategy. Let's see how it plays out
for them in the midterms.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, looks unhinged, unhinged, unhinged and the hens on hinge.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Mister Kenneth, do I want a banana? Do you want
a banana?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is that a euphemism or are they actually selling If.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
You want a banana, you might be Corey Booker. Oh yeah,
you hear about Corey. He's not gay anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
The new Jersey senator yesterday has posted photos of himself
with his new beard, I mean fiance, just in time
to get ready.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Did you say fiance? Yeah? Oo? How long was she
his girlfriend before she became his fiance?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Exactly? Yeah? Where did she come from? That's weird.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Corey Booker isn't a young man. He's been around for
a while, and yet for some reason, he's never been
married before. You know, he's fifty six years old, never
had a wife. Was briefly involved in a relationship with
Rosario Dawson, and then that was brief, and then the
pandemic started, right remember he was running for president, and
all of a sudden he had a Hollywood actress girlfriend
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that was just poof like that. She come out of
nowhere and didn't like you. Was a pandemic hit and
they they had the best of both worlds. She lived
in her place and he lived in his place and
never saw each other. Yeah, for some reason, they were
quarantining in opposite ends of the country and she was
quarantining with another man where no, which would make sense.
You know, why would you quarantine with a gay guy?
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What would you get out of that? No offense gaze?
Oh no, none taken of course. Well, just in time
for Democrat primary season to begin the presidential primaries. I'm
sure Corey Booker is not going to run for president.
I'm sure it's just a coincidence. He suddenly has a
fiance and boys, she looks camera ready for the political
news media.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
There have been questions, you know, where did she just
pop up from? How long have they known each other?
And is she real?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right, because, as you know, artificial intelligence is taking over
all aspects of our life. Whether you realize it or not,
you are already being controlled by AI. And they think
this girlfriend of fiance sorry, might be artificial artificial fiance,
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or at.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Least the photos are enhanced. They posted these photos to
social media where they both have their mouths opened up
like a python in the everglades trying to swallow a
small alligator. So I was like, what is with the
weird and her toes look weird and the picture.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Apparently from what I'm hearing, I don't know nothing about
no AI except what I'm hearing from other people that
think they get it. It's kind of like that cryptocurrency.
The people think they get it. Now you just let
them talk. The AI has trouble with the extremities fingers
and toes and things like that. I don't know why,
and I'm sure somebody's working on a problem, right that's
(02:47):
what you look for right now?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Anyway, Can I just.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Point out here that South Carolina and New Jersey are
competing with each other to see who can have the
most closeted senator because we all know about South Carolina,
of course.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Tim Walls, Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Over here in New Jersey, you've got Corey Booker obviously,
given Lindsay Graham and Tim Walls are run for their money.
But then there's the new senator. This is the guy
that replaced Bob Menendez. His name's Andy cam Ha Andy.
I'm Andy, and I'm the junior Senator from New Jersey.
And he is an a feminine Asian boy and what's
(03:23):
the word lady boy or twink or something, I don't know. Anyway,
I'm sure he's not gay. He just weirdly enough holds
his hands and wrists in all limp manner.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You mean like Trump.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, you've seen Trump's hands, and they make fun of
Trump's hands a lot. No Trump, If you've seen Gavinussom,
Gavinussom has had consultants actually tell him to keep your
hands fingers interlocked and folded in front of you and
don't move around anymore. Because Gavinusam is already famous for
the hand gestures that he makes.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Is he gay as well?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I don't think that Trump is gay. I don't know
if Gavin Newsom's gay either, because he seems to be
a poonhound. But in fact, that's the one thing they
both have in common. Look, Trump's been with a lot
of beautiful women. It's part of the reason why he's
so popular. Gavin Newsom has also apparently had his you know,
is his time in the bedroom with different Well? Yeah,
I mean remember his chief of staff was his childhood
(04:19):
best friend and he cheated with his.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
With the guy's wife. Man, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I don't like you're banging your best friend's woman. Who
do you think you are? Hunter Biden unbelievable. I don't
think that thing plays well in the DNC, but I
could be wrong, and I don't know him. Do Democrats
like in alpha male who gets a lot of poon tang?
It seems like they wouldn't like that. Doesn't seem like
it more than once they thought, you know, who could
beat Trump? This woman who's never done anything before. Yeah,
(04:46):
it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It did not work out.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, anyway, didn't she also cheat on a spouse as well?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Hillary or Kamala? Well, Kamala's husband cheated on his spouse
with the nanny.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm pretty sure wasn't married to Willie Brown. Oh yeah, no,
you're right, Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well, then the question would be did Willy Brown cheet
or did kama a cheat? But yeah, you're right, there
was certainly infidelity there. Yeah, a little from Colum a,
a little from Columby.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It happens, I mean not, you know, with me, but
you know, I've heard other people can't control themself.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And then interesting how these people get in these high
profile situations. And they're politicians, so they're supposed to be
so morally righteous, and yet more often than not, statistically speaking,
I don't think here at the radio station, the married
couples around here cheat on their spouses as frequently as
politicians seemed to cheat.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
In Austin, Texas. You remember a while back here in
in our home state, there was an impeachment trial for
the attorney general.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I sure do remember that.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And they tried to shame him because he had marital
problems and his attorney. A friend of the show, Tony Busby,
made the point that if we started listing off all
the people in this room that cheated on their spouse,
I don't think you guys would.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Like it very much. Most of you would have to leave.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Everybody in the room groaned or giggled a little because
they all knew what that meant. Everybody in the room
was cheating with someone. One of the people that famously
tried to impeach Ken Paxton was a lawmaker from the
Dallas Fort Worth area named Giovanni Capriglione. We haven't talked
about him since earlier this summer, but he was accused
of cheating on his wife with a paid woman, a
(06:19):
woman who works hard for a living, and that affair
had supposedly gone on for seventeen years or something like that,
and she claimed that he paid for multiple schmis schmorshins
according to the reports online. I'm just telling you what
I read. I don't know if any of this is true,
and that he even fantasized about doing something unsavory with
(06:39):
How do I explain this with cookie dough and feeding
it to people that shouldn't be eating it? Oh, dear right, Well,
I don't like the sound of that. Well, that was
the accusation on the internet.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Again.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I have no idea if he's guilty for legal reasons,
we don't want to get sued.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
But I wouldn't shock me if it was true.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's I'm saying, surprised you too much the way they
act in general.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That allocation was awfully specific.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If y'all would rather talk about something uplifting than all
this line cheating and stealing, the politicians is up to.
Why don't we turn our attention momentarily to tonight's powerball drawing.
I heard that somebody won the power ball over the weekend,
but it didn't they didn't. The powerball was one point
(07:22):
one like on Monday, and now it's one point three billion.
I said will it be one point three billion dollars
for tonight's drawing.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
And what percentage of that do you get to keep
after the government gets their share.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
If you go for the cash option, you get five
hundred and eighty nine million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And now is that before the cash option?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
You still have to take the tax out of that, right,
so you got to take what thirty eight I'm guessing
forty percent somewhere in that range. Yeah, I don't know
if that five eighty nine, if that's just cash options
and before the government or after the government takes the bite,
but they gonna get dais you know how that work?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
If you take it all in one lump sum, you
get less money than if you get the payments, right
of course, Yeah, the payments always seems like a better
deal to me. But then it depends on how healthy
you are, how long you're gonna live.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Live twenty years so you can get your money out
of it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And how does that affect a divorce? Not that it matters,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You don't even want to know.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
If you get the divorce in ten years and you're
still getting the payments, does she get a share of
the future payments, because that was technically assets you already earned.
You just haven't received him yet. How does that work?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That was like when the cat come home after he
found out he want the lottery, you know, and he
tells his wife, he said, baby, pack you'll clothes. I
just won the damn lottery. Yeah, And she say, well,
pack pack? What where am I going? Beach mountains Wood?
He say, I don't care where you go, just pack
up and go O. No, that's rude. Yeah, maybe that's
(08:56):
the real reason.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And by the way, I meant to say Tim Scott earlier,
said Tim Wallas, maybe that's the real reason.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I didn't want to slow you down. You were on
a nice roll of walls. It's obviously not on the
East coast. It's a Minnesota boy.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But you could see why I had confused him with
other quoseted gay man. Sure. Absolutely, Maybe the real.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Reason Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham and Corey Booker never
got married is because they were playing the lottery so aggressively.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They didn't know what was going to happen.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
If they must, they want to be careful, you know,
you latch onto one of them gals and she might
just be in it for half of your stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, it's definitely not because they're closeted gay guys.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No. No, I've been witch hunt since day one.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I've been fighting acquisitions after acquisition.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So did I divide the city?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yes, No, the city was designed before he was step foot.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Into the off Walton and Johnson Radio network.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
All right, so we have found some testimony, an old
video of Corey Booker, and we have to apologize for
everything we said in the last segment, the suggestion that
he might be a closet did gay man.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That was wrong of us to suggest something like that.
When you say testimony you mean in court.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No, it's actually him at a black gospel church, the
most hetero place you could ever go.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Then Corey Booker was in there, he's giving this testimony. Yeah,
he was given testimony.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
He was wearing a nice bow tie and uh, what
looks like a gray suit, and the preacher asked him
to stand up and make a point about his sexual
sexual preferences.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And that was when he said this, did you tell
me here for? What did you come down here for?
Tell me to get delivered? More to get delivered?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Do you believe that the Lord tonight has set you free.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yet there, turn around and tell those people, tell them
I'm not gay no more. I am delivered.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Man, no more.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Hallelujah. Like women, the weapon, settle down.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I'm not gay.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I would not the man tear up part what not?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Put on make up?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Our will?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I will? Oh, women, I believe him. I believe I'm women. Yeah,
I love women. And then he started and then he
started dancing.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
He is in a black church. You know, you're gonna
get the rhythm, it's gonna hit you. You gotta you gotta
move those feet.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
He's got those feet a moving I am you guys,
ever been to black church before? No, I ain't never been.
It's a little different from white church. I will say
this about white church. The music's not as good. It's not,
but uh, we do get you in and out of
there on time.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's the thing about white church, I will say it is.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
While the Black church can be very entertaining, you know,
from a musical aspect as well as the preacher himself.
Sometimes they do get a little full of themselves and
they go long. I like to get out of there
in time for the game, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, I know what you mean. I like to go
to church with white people. I got white friends.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I go to church with him. I went to church
with a white friend of mine. We got that ten
thirty eleven, father said, and we walking out. I say, man,
I'm coming back next Sunday. We got that ten thirty
preacher that listen counts o red a scripture took up
it off in Bam eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Falla said. We riding down the highway. That's what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Man, I went to church with my aunt.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Preacher ain't got up to twelve thirty.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
We didn't leave out a Friday evening about four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
People seeing a preacher you don't know like I know.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I'm like, I know where time to go.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I done lost my job and everything.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And it's humorous as his little ramp there was. Jasmine
Crockett still puts him to shame with her ghettoizing the
English language.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I don't know it and purpose, I don't know what
you're talking about. She seems like a very reasonable person.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know
how many am on that side getting divorced? Is they
getting caught up sleeping with their coworkers.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
That we're all distracted by how she talks with two
different voices depending on the audience. But does anyone actually
hear what she's saying. She is making the bold claim
liberals don't get divorced.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh, of course not. They don't.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
They don't cheat on their spouses. They don't get divorced.
That's a Republican thing, you know how. And of course
white people, I'm sure she kind of without saying it,
I'm pretty sure that's what she means.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Okay, other than Bill Clinton and Gavin Newsom and Al
Gore obviously, other than Anthony Wiener and Julian and Castro
and Claire mccaskall and Joe Liberman, but other than other
than hundreds and dozens of thousands of prominent liberal Democrats,
they never cheat.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
We also don't get too many full body shots of
Jazz Miss Representative Crockett want to be respectful, obviously, because
she's she's earned it in every way.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Sure, we got a.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Full shot of her sitting there, and she's got some
kind of tube top dress thing on. You can't tell
where the boobs stop and the back fat starts. It's
like an inner tube that circles her her upper body
just all the way around, and that ash. I guess
that's why you don't see too many pictures of her,
(14:19):
you know, from the shoulders down, because she has blowed
up pretty big in her time in office.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't know what you're talking about, Billy. Yeah, that's
the ideal woman's body type I have, right, Yeah, that's
because she's brave, obviously, brave, stunning and breath stunning and brave.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Who among us aoc still spoiling a fine rack. You
gotta admit, dad, double dis But the wrestle her, when
I say butt, the wrestle her is starting to outpace
the right, if you know what I'm saying, a.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Little uncomfortable when you have a like, a beautiful woman
like that and she starts getting a little chunky and
you want to say, I mean, she's still pretty in
the face, but you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Just hey, you just want to say something.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
You just want to let her know, you know, it's like, honey, yeah, yeah,
maybe a few more crunches in the world.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No, no, you don't do that. AO. See, let me
ask you a question. Do you want to be vice president?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Do you want do you think we're gonna act a dumpy,
chubby Latina vice president.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's not gonna happen. You got to hit that gym, girl,
You got.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
To get in shape if she's gonna get elected. As
who Davin Newsom's running made.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Probably yeah, I look, Pilates, I don't know, Tybo whatever
it is you, Corey Booker, Corey Booker could be the first.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah he could.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
He could be a female vice president. Yeah sure, I
mean like president. Oh no, and then she could ruin
with him. How about that.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I don't think America is ready for a gay president.
That's not realistic. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, you mean again, right, yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
All right? So what about Lincoln?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Lincoln was gay? You're right about that, but I think
he was talking about Obama. Yeah, nobody knew that Lincoln
was gay. We didn't even know what gay was back then.
They didn't even have they didn't even have a word
for it back then.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, they didn't know.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
No Nancy boy or funny stuff something. Anyway, speaking of
not gay, really super hetero.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
JB.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Pritzker, whose boobs are just a little bigger than AOC,
says Chicago does not want troops coming into their city.
Leave us alone. Donald Trump says JB. Pritzker, we're on
the side of criminals.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
First, I want to address the president's unhinged remarks minutes
ago begging me to call him. No, I will not
call the President asking him to send troops to Chicago.
I've made that clear already. Fighting crime requires coordination. We
have experienced nothing like that over the past several days
(16:38):
and weeks.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
So in the absence, wait, wait, wait, is he trying
to make the argument that there isn't any crime in
Chicago or what.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
They keep alluding to, and of course what you're seeing
in Washington, where Trump has already done that. It's not working.
According to the Democrats. No matter how many news stories
you see about crime rates, dress stick lee falling over
the last three weeks.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Eight murders, fifty eight shootings in Chicago over the past weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
JB. Kretzker says, there's no crime emergency.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Just during the last week, I've been in neighborhoods across Chicago,
from Bronsville to South Shore, to Chatham to Little Village.
The President's absurd characterizations do not match what is happening
on the ground here.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
He has no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
You're not from Chicago, so that doesn't mean anything. That'd
be like saying I've been all over LA from Beverly
Hills to Malibu to Compton. Like, wait, you were in
little village. Little village is like a third world hell hole.
What were you even doing there?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Let me actually do when the governor of the state
travel to these different cities and different areas of the city,
does he go out by himself?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Does he go off in his own car? Or is
he bicycle in? Is he walking the street?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, he's not bicycling. Look at it. They would break
the bicycle.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I've traveled with some you know, dignitaries, police chiefs, and
that sort of thing, and they don't go anywhere without
protection right for a reason, obviously, because they're going into
some very dangerous neighborhoods.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I hate to brag on the guy because he's a Democrat,
but I know one politician who will walk around in
a crowded place without security. I never seen anything like
it before. Yeah, the mayor of Houston. I ran into
him in an Astros game last month and he was
just hanging out by himself, eating a hot dog.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Watching.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I was like, Mayor went Meyers at you, he goes Kenny.
I couldn't could not believe it. I was like, you're
not being escorted by security right now.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You look around to see if there were, you know,
like some big bulky boys in black suits talking into
their wrists.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
No, there were not. He was alone and.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Ain't know prins could got around Chicago. I'll tell you that,
no guarantee.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's not. Well, Pritzker is a mob boss.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I mean, in any other timeline, Pritzker would be surrounded
by al Capone's henchmen.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well you can see and here obviously if you just
pay attention. How they manipulate the news. That guy wrote
us an email a few minutes ago. He's like listening
to the same radio station on a pro news program.
One person made this statement, Trump is threatening to send
National Guard troops into Chicago, and a different newsperson made
(19:12):
this statement, Trump promises to send National Guard troops into Chicago.
Two different ways to tell the same story. He's threatening
or promising?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
By the way, we've already seen this experiment, because they
just did it in DC. What do they think is
gonna happen? What do they think is gonna happen if
the National Guard shows up. Do they think they're gonna
knock people's door down? And yeah, that's what they'd like
you to believe. Now, the Democrats, when they're in charge,
they have actually brought up the idea of kicking people's
(19:45):
door ins and taking their guns. But if the Republicans
kicked the door in on criminals and arrest them and
put them in jail or put them back in the
country where they belong, that's wrong. Wow, taking the sign ofriminals.
It's a bold strategy. Let's see how it plays out
for them in the midterms.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, looks unhinged, unhinged, unhinged and the hens on hinge.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
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