The Reason Men Suck At Yoga - TUE 6.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I like that a pretty good threat without being mean.
If I ever get Raby's, what am I gonna do?
I'm gonna bite you.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You you're high on the biting list. It almost suggests
that you're not even at the top. There'd still be
a couple of people i'd bite first.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, but that's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, speaking of catching stuff, Bill Clinton, a lot of
people are talking about Donald Trump's letter to Epstein, if
it's even real.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
We'll get to that in a minute.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
But also included in the report the yesterday, the House
Oversight Committee released a treasure trove of files related to
Jeffrey Epstein. Would they release treasure trove of treasure trove?
What's a trove? You know, like a bunch of stuff?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Thank you? What do you think it is? And how
much is a plethora? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
A what?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay? Good to know? A ton?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, I keep hearing you use words that I don't
understand as a simple man, and I'd like you to
explain it a little more for me and anyone else
in the audience who might get lost. Billy, some of
your verbiage. You just called himself a man that was hurtful,

(01:09):
you know, you'res rude, and it was childish and immature,
and you're being obstreperous this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know what that means, and I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
No, why would you anyway? Yesterday the House rovers people
never do.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
The House Oversight Committee yesterday released an f ton of
files uh oh about Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
It included a message.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
From former President Bill Clinton in the Late Pedophiles infamous
birthday book?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
What did what did the lovely and talented Bill say
to Jeff Well, let's see here, let me scrawl. This
was a big surprise document jump.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yesterday Republicans released all these files and they supposedly come
from a book that was compiled by Glaine Maxwell. Excuse me,
jis Layne Maxwell. I like it when you say your
name wrong for the Late for the Late Pedophile's fiftieth birthday.
The book appears to include entries from former Epstein attorney
Alan Dershowitz. They claimed Trump is in it. What I

(02:05):
thought was so remarkable about that is the very people
that think that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in prison, which
I think is completely possible, that he didn't really kill himself,
that some mysterious conspiracy was enacted in order to get
the guards to go to sleep and turn the cameras off,
and all this weird stuff happened.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
The very people who believe that don't believe it's possible
for someone to fake Trump's signature, right, But Biden could
do it anyway. There is a note here from Bill Clinton.
Let me see if I can read it here, Happy fiftieth.
It's roaming unit. I don't know, God, he writes like
a doctor. It's really hard to read what this says. Anyway,

(02:45):
Happy fiftieth is what it says, and sweet and some
other stuff and then some gibberish. It's hard to read it,
it really is. Anyway, there's a signature from old boy there,
Bill Clinton signature.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It's what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I don't know if you're mad about Donald, do whyd
anybody mad about Bill?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
No? No? And Biden. Biden's got the auto pin deal.
They really put that picture up in the in the
White House. Did a auto pin picture?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know. There was discussion of it. Did that
actually happen? I saw.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm sure it's artificial intelligence, but I saw a picture
of the pin, you know, between Barack Obama. Well, actually
it was between Trumps those Barack and then you probably
want to kill the mic. Sorry I thought I did. Sorry,
of course I have it. Sorry, I'm sorry. You get
a little nasal discharge. People do, it's it's cooling off.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I did not mean to blow my nose into the microphone.
I immediately regret doing that.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Temperatures are changing, and uh, there's different kinds of seasonal
allergies making their way around. Now.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I did not hit the MIDA meant to. In my head,
I thought I did, and then I didn't, And that.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Next time, just do the boxer blow and then you
can just do like you put your fist on one
side of your nose and just go, I cat, didn't
you do the other side like that? And then just out.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I do it all the time in the park when
I'm running and I look around and everybody hates me.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Does it get on you?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, I'm really good at it's not rockets. I'm great
at those. Yeah, I can get it out there. No,
it's like, okay, yeah, powers yourself. But when you're running,
do you turn around backwards and do it? So I'm
assuming you run so fast, the air is just going
to blow it right back into you. Usually I'm running
alongside some bushes or some trees, and I'll do it
over there. But I have this other experience in the

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park a lot. I'm always the fastest guy running, and
if I'm not, if someone runs past me, oh you
got to catch them. Now, me and that guy are
running together for the whole rest of the time I'm there,
race right, and I can't. It's like that guy doesn't
even know that, sir, I'm now part of your life
for the next twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
He doesn't know that.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
And so then as we're jogging along and I have
to do that, I always wonder, like, huh, I know,
I don't want to hit him. But then, on the
other hand, how dare he try to run as fast
as being Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
How dare he? You kind of feel like I have to.
And he's into his own life, his own world. He's
in his own he's running along. He has no idea
Kenny is even in the park. Yeah, and yet you
take it as a personal challenge.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
A friend of mine who's really into yoga is telling
me the other day the reason why men can't do
yoga well is because we're too competitive.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
And I asked her.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I was like, well, what do you mean by that?
She says, you know, Kenny, you go to that gym
and you lift weights with your buddies.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Right.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I was like, yeah, I'm starting strength on Shepherd. I
love lifting weights.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
And she says to me, you know, damn well that
you wouldn't love that so much if you weren't able
to compare the amount of weight you're lifting with the
other men there.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I said, all right, well, maybe there's some truth to that.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Sure, And she says, you like running around the park, right,
I was like, every day, every day, three to nine miles,
sometimes twelve if I have the energy and enough electrolytes.
She says, you know, damn well, you wouldn't be running
in that park if it wasn't for the fact that
you can run faster than other people. That's why you
like it. And then I said, yeah, okay, well what
does that have to do with yoga? She says, when
you're doing yoga, it's just against yourself and most men

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can't handle that. And I went to disagree with her,
but boy, she had a damn good point, didn't she.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Absolutely Now I.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Feel like I have to do yoga. She's made that,
She's created that elementary for me. Now now I have
to do yoga just to prove her wrong.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
This woman that keeps saying all this stuff to you.
Can you not just get rid of her? Can't you
just like not ill know her anymore? Well, she's one
of my childhood friends. I've known her for probably thirty
five years. I've known her for her time to go. Yeah,
she's a little mouthy because of the yoga thing, the
whole thing. You know, damn well, I wouldn't. I wouldn't

(06:35):
have a woman tell me you know, damn well twice
in one conversation. Yeah, it's time to let her go.
Move along.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
To be fair, I was paraphrasing there a little she
I was making her talk the way I talked, so
I could shorten the conversation and get to the point
a little faster.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I see. Okay, So you've actually been mean to women
live on the air. No, I mean, can't not being mean.
I'm just telling you this. Yeah, some words in her mouth,
saying things she didn't say in an attitude which she
didn't have for the misrepresented her and everything about her.
For the record, in this story. She's the hero. She

(07:11):
was right. I was wrong. You know, I think you're
missing the point here. Was saying that, you know, if
she acted like you said she acted, yeah, she gotta go,
but she didn't. Billyeah.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Now I'm gonna have to do yoga and compete against you.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know you win. Why you won't do I ain't
gonna go sit cross legged and breathe some incense and
start moaning. That's all they do in a yoga class.
They sit cross legged, breathe some funky incense, and go,
oh well that helps.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
What's he He's talking about the mantra, right, mister Kenneth is.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's an ohm, It's not a moan.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh I honestly, I always saw a mantra is some
kind of exotic dessert.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I keep ordering it at the tcb y and they
look at me funny.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
They never give it to you.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, I never had it once. It's yeah, I thought
so too. It sounded delicious.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
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(08:23):
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Speaker 1 (08:29):
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Speaker 2 (08:32):
The mayor of Charlotte said the light rail murderer was
having a mental health crisis. Mental health crisis the communists
code word for violent and dangerous.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Everyone go. Everyone having a mental.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Health crisis should be locked up and kept behind bars.
I'm sick and tired of people using that phrase to
defend terrible behavior.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Seems like they're trying to justify it, does it not?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
If you're that like it, if you're that dangerous, if
your mental health issue are causing other people to be murdered,
you need to get murdered.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
But where are we gonna put them? They don't have
the booby hatch no more. Trump wants to bring it back. Huh.
I'd say it's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm very much in favor of it. I'm very much
in favor of the mental health confinement for you know,
a commitment to those who behave that way. We should
certainly have a place to put those people damn straight,
because you know, to tell some woman that she can't
have a job, You know, it's interesting about that lady.
She was a very pretty young woman. She probably didn't
have to work if she didn't want to. She could

(09:31):
go be somebody's trophy wife or something. Instead, she chose
to have a job, a very admirable thing to do.
What was her job? I didn't really get to details
on her pizzeria. She was a twenty two year old girl.
She had an average job in a pizzeria. She was
commuting for her job, and this guy just decided to
hack her up.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
God, I don't like that. She didn't have to be there.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
She was trying to do the right thing in life,
to go out and make her own way.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
What wasn't she an illegal alien? No, she was a refugee.
Oh oh, they all claimed a refugees. But that's another
word for illegal aliens fall as I can tell.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
No, she had a legal corporate job, she had a
work visa and thinking, yeah, she was allowed to be
here whether people like it or not.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
And of cause she's pretty and blonde and white. Oh
I see how the game is played.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, there's plenty of refugees here from non white countries.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
How many people here? They all get rounded up by
ice and they got to go. It's not true.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, we're not sending home people to Afghanistan or Iraq
or whatever. You know, maybe we should, but we're not.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, we should.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Like I'm sick of having to take in all the
world's refugees. Why isn't our responsibility to fix the whole planet?
Speaking of Ukraine, you hear what Zelenski's doing right now.
He's trashing Trump, suggesting we're not doing enough to help him.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Okay, In the meantime, Putin is trashing Ukraine with bullets
and bombs and all kinds of stuff. They just had another,
like the biggest offensive during the entire our war. Maybe
we should let him. They're just kicking it in. Well,
we eat stopping them.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
What if they actually had an election right now in Ukraine,
do you think Zelenski would win?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
You know that he wouldn't know. He knows that he wouldn't.
That's why they're not doing it.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
He would be replaced by somebody that would probably be
sympathetic to the Russians. Because people in Ukraine don't like Zelinski.
They don't want him there. Why would they? They had
an election in uh Argentina where Malay Javi Ar Malayaya
Malay is in charge, and I don't think it was
an election for his job, but it was an election
for something that he didn't want from the other party

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won a massive victory, and Malay is now.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Looking at the possibility that maybe you know, he's not
going to last much longer. Well, you know, nobody does, right,
but there at least they're not an a war no yet.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Argentina's President Javiy R. Malay, has suffered, as The Guardian
put it, his worst electoral defeats. It's taking office, he
faces his administration's serious corruption scandal. They claim, uh huh,
I'm not actually sure he did anything wrong. He just
became very unpopular with the liberal media in his own country, because,
after all, he is South American Trump.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right, and a corruption scandal true or not? They just
they tell you stuff. They immediately get half the country
against him. Apparently. Let's see here.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
In a local legislative election on Sunday for Buenos Aires province,
home to almost forty percent of the country's electorate, the coalition,
led by the self styled anarcho capitalist, he's a libertarian.
Was beaten by the opposition forty seven to thirty four
at a local election. And to be fair, it's a
little trivial. The liberal media is trying to make this
into something bigger.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
It's not his job that was on the line. It
was just a large group of his country and letting
you know how they feel. Let me put it in
different terms.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Imagine if the Republicans didn't win an election in Chicago
or New York and then the liberal media said, uh, oh,
bad news for Trump. Oh yeah, this looks terrible such
you know, it's misleading at best. He's not supposed to
win in that place. That's where the that's where the
people that are against him seem doggin. Frankly, it was
kind of close there. So do what you will with
that information.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
By the way, we do have some an update on
Kenny's potential gayness yesterday. A lot of a lot of
comments and in the room here and in the email.
I'm comfortable with my sexuality with Kenny doing this yoga stuff.
You do want to brought it up. Does that mean
I'm gay? Well, my chiropractor made me do it. I
didn't want to do it, and a lot of people,

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you know, was chiming in Walt on Johnson dot coms
and the email. But I believe this dude pretty much
just says what I think the most reasonable report on
your yoga situation, Kenny. It says Kenny has a valid
reason to do yoga. He was sitting in a window

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still and twisted his back. Yeah, the other guys in
the class are gay. They don't have a reason.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
There's one other guy in the class, and you think
he's there with his wife. Everybody else in the class
is either an elderly woman or pregnant or fat.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
There are some fat people, and I got it.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I don't mean to brag, but I am way more
flexible than these tortos in my class.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Really, and once again, it's not a competition. It is
for me. Why do you have to make it a competition?
Is about bettering yourself. Forget that anybody else is there.
Just focus on you. Can he bring it in, send
to your chi and focus on you.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
They put me on a yoga mat next to Gabriella.
She got a little mouthy. She's a chunky, pregnant Hispanic woman.
I'm gonna crush her at yoga. Yeah, Gabriella, you suck
at yoga. You can't even do the what is it
the vulnerable child pose? Why do they call it that?
They're like, what is that? You lay down with your
face down and stick your butt in the air.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I'm like, but you have like seven points of touching
the earth. You have your your your chest, your your forehead,
your hands, knees, and feet, and then you're you're in
touch with the earth. Yeah, that's that's what you want.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I don't understand the names upward dog. I'm like, what's
upward dog? They're like, do a pyramid? Make your body
shape like a pyramid? Why don't you call that the pyramid?
Because the pair called it the mountain pose? You're doing
mountain or down, downward facing dog or upward dog or
depends on where your head is at that point, hungry
cow or something. Y'all, y'all are talking about yoga. You

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know this is part of the you know this just
we're on the all right, we go ahead to maybe
take a little break, try to kick the yoga out
of here and do the show.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
What do you think yogi? Huh? Yoga? You no, you're right?
Yoga yeah, kick it out of here. No more yoga talk.
Here's what I know. You know a lot of the
other shows in town you used to talk about yoga,
and now they're not on the air anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'm just saying, all right, let me just ask one
more question than we'll get out of here. Mister Kenneth backram.
What's that?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Why do they call it? What's backram? I'm not sure
you're saying that right.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
No, No, I saw it. It said backram yoga. And
then a bunch of gay guys went in the class,
and I was like, I don't know what they're doing
in there, but I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I'm not sure you're pronouncing it wrong, but I'm gonna
let you have that one. B A K R A M.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Look it's written right here in the backgram. Yes, I
understand that's gay.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Right. Oh, very we have a problem. What's the problem nothing? No, seriously,
what's the problem. Nothing? It's whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
You don't care anyway.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
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