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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Nightmare Before Christmas? Is it a Christmas movie
or a Halloween movie?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I was wondering if that was something that was supposed
to recognize or if you were going to explain it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It seems like something you would like. Don't gays like
the Nightmare Before? Don't you? Guys like Tim Burton's.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Gay people like the exact same thing, just like all
heterosexual people like the exact same thing. Yes, yes, please
just lump us all up in one big group there
and tell everybody that we're all just alike.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
But mister Kenneth, there is this one thing that I'm
pretty sure all gay men do like.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And there's this one thing. Yeah, straight guys seem to
like too, exactly. But I don't appreciate being pigeonholed.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm sorry. I don't think you're allowed to talk about
that on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's a clean boys family show.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I will. It's celebrity birthday time on the Walton in
Johnson Show, a daily tradition. Unfortunately, go ahead, and people
love it.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
They tune in specifically for this welcome, thank you for
your attention, and it's an important day to day for
Tracy Ellis Ross. She was in Blackish.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh, then she's really important. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Tracy Ross fifty three years young today. Gabrielle Union also
fifty three. Why known a rider? Why don't you ride her?
Fifty four? Randy Jackson, Yeah, Tito's brother sixty four. Dan Castellanetta. Okay,
that guy from the Simpsons, he's like, I do voices,
(01:30):
so give me lots of money. He's sixty eight today.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I wouldn't give him any money.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It wouldn't either know. Kate Jackson Sabrina from The Charlie's Angels, okay,
seventy seven years old.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Now Agnes the teenage Wedge.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Richard Dreyfuss Hoopah from Jaws, he's seventy eight years old.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Mister Hooper, he was on that shire Hoopah.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That's what the what's that guy's name that owned the
boat quint He ended up getting eaten. I don't want
to spoil the ending.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
There was a mister Hooper on Sesame Street, and then
there was Bob. I always thought Bob and Gordon seem
like cool guys.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is Matt.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't remember them no way.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
From Oh and the guy that wrote the song Dixie
Daniel Decatur imm born on this date eighteen fifteen.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You mean like I wish I was in.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's what I understand to be that he was the
author who said racism.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Didn't she used to sing that song to a girl
named Dixie.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Mister, Oh yeah, but he did.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
He was in. Yeah. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Anyway, you were saying that one thing. It is International
cat Day, and for some reason they still wanted to
be International Internet Day, but that would be every day
of the year, so big whoop.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's also owed me all day. And if you're a Catholic,
today is Saint Thomas Pallacci Day, the patron saint of Butcher's.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Don't you have to say it with an Italian accent?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, we're trying to do more of that. Since the
Hispanic population wants to say all of the Hispanic names
and words, you know, with a outrageously overacted Hispanic accent,
we think we should do that for all of the
people of the planet.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, then for today in history, President McKinley's assassin was executed. McKinley.
What is that Irish or Scottish Irish? Forget to Irish Irish. Well,
then you have to say President McKinley's name with the accent.
President my kids. That was pretty good. Mister Kennethy. Yeah, no,
I thought that was your have your confidence. You also
have to you don't just say the name.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You also have to when it's Irish, you have to
call him a good lad or a young lad.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You know, you have to say lad, a lot or
lossy well, good or bad. He's been long, dad, I
don't think he's young anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Also, on this day in history, which is brought to
you by law Tigers wattigers dot com. Yeah or one
eight hundred law Tigers. You know, uh, stock market, big
old both talk about it. Don't talk about that bill yet.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
But it was the no no no.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Nineteen twenty nine, you know, started out the Great Depression
and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The market's doing great, you're gonna chink, said.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
He dune Jangs did as we'll just go sell everything today.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, wait, now, that would start the crash.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It was ninety six years ago and people are still
you know, sure that that's likely to happen again because
it's that anniversary. The first ballpoint pin was sold by
Gimbal's department store, Oh nineteen forty five, right after the
end of World War II, suddenly we had ballpoint pins.
(04:28):
I'm pretty sure it was the alien technology that was
passed down along with the atomic bomb technology that we
got from the visiting aliens.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Sure, who could forget that?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, well you've probably already forgotten it.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I was the night mayor before Christmas. Tim Burton was
released on this date.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, I was just playing the music. And did you
know that it was released on this date? Yeah? Probably
I did that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, but you didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
All right, I got some today. In sixteen eighty two,
William Penn lands in what is now Chester, Pennsylvania. That
is when the whole the experiment began. Iykyk wink wink. Okay, yeah, sure,
if you know, you know the Holy you guys know
the Holy Experiment. It was a tempt by religious Society
of Friends, also known as the Quakers, to establish a
community for themselves.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But ain't an odd that a guy named Penn shows
up at a place called Pennsylvania. I guess he fit
right in Billia.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That was the point.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He went there on purpose because it was name after him.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
No. Today, In seventeen sixty four, the Hartford Current began
publishing and today in nineteen oh one, Oh, we already
did that. McKinley's Assassin today. In nineteen forty five, we
already did that. Kimball's Department Store today. In nineteen fifty five,
Rebel Without a Cause was released, just a month after
James Dean's death. It was kind of like the Crow
back in its day, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Of course it was, yeah, exactly today.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
In nineteen sixty four, thieves stole a massive star of
India from the New York's Natural History Museum.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What'd they do with it?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Probably? I don't know, Like they put.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It on top of their house at Christmas or something.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I bet they threw it away because it smelled so
probably all right. Today, in nineteen sixty eight, the first
electronic message was sent via ARPA net.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
So yeah, that Internet day.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Nineteen ninety nine, No. Nineteen ninety eight. John Glenn returns
to space Space Shuttle Discovery two thousand and three. Eighteen
year old Lebron James makes his NBA debut. That's how
long he's been in the NBA, fifty two years ago.
And he won't go away, No, he won't.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He got that bad back now he you know, he's
got like that old people thing going on. He always
smells like Ben Gay and said, you can't hang out
with him in the locker room anymore. You got that
stinky rube. They're putting all the icy hots and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Dude, I got in a uber yesterday and it smelled
so bad. I was worried I was going to smell
bad when I got to where I was going.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh, your lord, I just can't. I just have to
get out.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Today, in twenty twelve, Superstorm Sandy slams the Upper East Coast.
Chris Christy and Obama embrace it's.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
The only important hurricane that ever hit anything in America.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And today in twenty fifteen, China ends it's failed one
child policy. Oh, they used to have a role that
said you could only squirt out one kid.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That meant that a lot of people were who were
pregnant with a female baby didn't want it, and you
could buy those real cheap on the internet.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I think there was a lawmaker in Texas who got
a kicked out of the legislature not long ago. He
bought a wife from overseas.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Had that deal, if you buy nine, you get the
tenth one free.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I think I think you get a punch card. You
gotta go with that. Wikipedia is on notice. We now
have a thing called Grokipedia. It has arrived, and Grockipedia
is kind of like Wikipedia, but it's a little less
politically biased and a little more accurate.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So that's an artificial intelligence. Basically just search Wikipedia and
other Internet sources for its information.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It looks on the Internet.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, so if you're telling people to buy grok because
it's better than the Internet searches, that's all grock does,
search the Internet.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, that's true. Well, anyway, let's see if it's got
us on here yet. No, it's useless, no good, nothing
about us, no point in looking at it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
A lot of Halloween news which I don't tend to
generally share with you, things like the best scream in Hollywood,
the scariest movies, and Halloween theme and they got everything
ranked and you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
To ooh scary stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But yeah, I always pass up on those.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, do you love Halloween so much that you want
to celebrate it all year long? I do not, Now
you can. Halloween is one of the most popular times
of the year, and apparently Zillow has identified thirteen towns
where residents can embrace spooky season traditions.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
But we went to one of them.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
We did. It's number one on the list Salem, Massachusetts,
where the average house costs six hundred and seven thousand
dollars typical rent twenty six hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
And we were just walking the streets of Salem not
long ago, and I tell you, I didn't see nothing
there that looked like it was worth six hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's about I think it's about availability. Sleepy hollow, New
York average home nine hundred and seventy five thousand dollars,
typical monthly rent forty two hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
They ll out of the Northeast.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I'm gonna skip number three because you never heard of it.
Someplace in Minnesota. Number four a place called New Orleans.
Princess else was it average toda average home in New Orleans? No,
and knockout Minnesota, Halloween capital of the world. Yeah, skipping
over that New Orleans. Do we even need to talk? Wait?
Our listeners know about New Orleans. They've got Halloween, A
lot of vampire stuff going on there. Number five Saint
(09:25):
Helen's Georgia. Number six, Independence, Kansas. Why would that be
on the list.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Now you're starting to figure out why I don't read
these lists to you, because, well, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Here's a good one. I bet you know why it's
on here. Number seven Estes Park, Colorado. Oh god, yes,
the Shining the Stanley Hotel served as the inspiration for
the film. Yeah, I've been there and something weird happened.
I mean something kind of you know, hard to explain
what you got aroused by a woman, but that would
(09:54):
be spooky.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
What you don't seem to understand is I'm not trapped
in here with you.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You're trapped in here with me.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Waltman Johnson, right, don't play you look black. You both
could have grew there. You won something visual. It's not
the two of us wrong. We could take in it.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh, Steve Reeves movie, these Hercules.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You know we caught you at home?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Could we use your phone? Hey? Well I knew it
had the incenter later, but it wasn't that fun. We
were transsexual.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We were fixing something in the studio, but we were
playing a great Halloween song, so we just thought we'd
let it roll, which we don't normally do on you go.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Ahead and play another one if you want, from that
same great movie.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Let's stay. Let's take a vote and decide everybody real quick.
Looks like it's a no.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yep, that looks like I know everybody voted.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Sorry, I can't do four to one.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That wasn't even fair.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, Well, I have something more important, a song we'd
probably rather play, and actually a song that is apparently
I want to be dirty. It's no. It's a royalty
free song you could play free of charge. It was
found in a royalty free library once by a Hollywood
TV show producer.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
That is the best kind of songs for us to play.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Some would say, you don't have to pay for it.
Some would say he picked this song because he was
very cheap, and just a coincidence he happens to be
a Jewish guy. I'm not saying I think.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That, but there is something maybe to that whole suggestion.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'm not saying that that's what he said Larry David.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Anyway, I thought it was Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, Larry David was on a TV show called Kurby
Your Enthusiasm person though he was with a woman named
Cheryl Hines. Cheryl did an interview yesterday and she explained
how she lost a lot of friends because of RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's her hookie.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, she said a lot of her Hollywood friends won't
talk to her anymore. She said when she was recently
a guest on the View, people were rude to her.
But of all the things she said. In this interview
yesterday with Katie Miller, wife of Stephen Miller YEP, the
White House Policy consultant, Cheryl Hines said she isn't overly
enamored with her vaccine skeptic husband's current diet.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
His current diet, what is he getting real gassy?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Bobby Kennedy right now is only eating meat and fermented vegetables.
Fermented God, I think you were right.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's the gassy thing. Could have been leafy green vegetables, dude.
Although I will sell you this, Everything I eat makes
me gassy.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Same. I have that problem too, as you all do.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
We suffer from it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Fermented vegetables, What the hell are fermented vegetables like you're
talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Like root vegetables? Root roots are in right now, either
raw or are barely cooked or fermented.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Apparently fermented vegetables or vegetables that have been preserved and
flavored through a process called lactose fermentation. Fermenting where bacteria
breaks down sugars into lactic acid.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Sounds like they're about halfway to make a moonshine or something.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It does sound that way, doesn't it. This process using
salt creates a tangy sour flavor, extends shelf life, and
can increase nutritional content stuff like sauerkraut digestibility. Well, one
example they give with sour kraut, you.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Couldn't you could eat You can make a bunch of
sauer kraut, which I'm not a big fan of anyway,
and you could have that just stored it room temperature,
just put it in a bowl on the kitchen counter,
and you can just eat that for years.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's what it says. Yeah, And then kimchi would be
another example.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Kim get interesting. Our president is in Korea right now
and we have kimchi news. I bet he had kimchi
for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But then they say you can also do it beats,
carrots and cucumbers. Cucumber and then a pickle turned into
a pickle. That's what they're talking about pickle. So he
just eats pickles and sausage.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Wait a second, Wait a second, mom, interesting diet RFK Junior.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
All right, So Bobby Kennedy is also involved in a
little scandal right now with journalist Olivia Noozy. It's not
a big scandal because most people don't even know about it.
But back when he was running for president, this journalist wait,
her name is Newsy or nuzzy and easy and she's.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
In the news. Yeah, boy, I mean you like a
guy that sells suitcases and his last name is Luggage.
You know it'd be weirdoldn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I don't get it. Why would that be? What's weird?
I know a guy named Tom Luggage he saw suitcases.
Why is that so funny?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
It's it's not maybe funny ha ha, but odd.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Are you just making fun of him because of his
Arabic name? That's racist?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yes, and I feel bad about that now that you've
called me out for Kenny and I will certainly be
sure and ask my priest for forgiveness next time I'm
at the Catholic church.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
You don't go to a Catholic church and there it
next time. Now you're making fun of me, I've been
to one one. Apparently, according to Cheryl Hines, Bobby Kennedy
Junior actually brings his own sour crowd to dinner.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Well right now he is only eating meat and fermented stables.
So what that looks like is in the morning at
six thirty, oh, he's cooking a steak and eating sauerkraut.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
So you know, do you love waking up to the
smell of.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Sink in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh, that's really implusant.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
So you know what, I'm just trying to have my
latte and that's coming at me.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
It's like, whoa, Okay, go to business.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah dude, no kidding. I actually don't think the steak
thing would be that bad. Steak and eggs, that's a
pretty good breakfast. Right, This is the sauur crowd.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm pretty sure that they're both a little offended by
the stinch.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, you know, sometimes women make smells that offend men.
But we don't say anything. No, we don't find nothing, No,
absolutely not. The Cleveland Browns have reached the whaling and
gnashing of teeth portion of their season. Granted, many teams
get to this point, but with the Browns it happens
pretty much every year, Yes it does. The particular whaling
emanates from Cleveland sports talk radio host Ken Carman of
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ninety two point three, the fan who've seen enough of
the Brownie's latest blowout loss and is demanding the team
start rookie QB Schaduur Sanders.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's time for a Prime's boy to take the stage,
is what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So now a local radio host is having a public
feud with the football team because he wants coach Prime's
son to quarterback instead of the what is it the
bunghole guy? Is he still on the team?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh no, I think they've They've gone through several since him.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They don't have the Where's to Shawn?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's not I can't even keep it up, noble. It
seems like they got a bunch of no names and
an old dude that have come in there to take
his place.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Here's a headline. Brown's owner throws cold water on possible
Deshaun Watson return.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well, I guess that's that it's just being hardheaded then, huh.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, I don't watch the Browns because you know, I
would rather go get root Canal. Yeah, what would be
the point of that, You know, with so many other things,
what with all the reruns on the History Channel, why
would you want to watch a Browns game?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Dylan Gabriel is the starting quarterback right now? Should do
to remain back up at this writing, That's how it's going.
We'll see if anything else come of that. But yeah,
once a radio personality tells you who should be quarterbacking,
I think you, as an NFL owner or coach or CEO,
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you pretty much have to do what the dude on
the radio show says, right.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I mean, that's how I feel about it. That seems
like it should be the law. Yeah, absolutely, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't like them. They're just ignoring the radio input.
I don't think that's good.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Hey, why not? If I mean, if I can use
AI to make Chris Stapleton and Jelly Rowl do a
cover of Phil Collins in the air tonight, why can't
a radio guy like you decide who quarterbacks on the
local sports franchise?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
If you could do something like that, then do it?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Can you feel it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Lord, love me, I would not that.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Don't hate it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I've seen your face before. It's haunting.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
If you know who are do you find it hunting.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I kind of like it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What do you think we're gonna get to the drumming?
The only reason people listen to this song is so
they can air drum with it.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think we're already past that point in the spot
where it would hypathetic, hypothetically be in the song.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
No, we can.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
We can let it play a while. I'm okay with it,
and it's all Tell that that was.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It was a letdown.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
No, it's wrong because the drums are supposed to kick
in then not just have us felt kind of faded out? Boy? Hey,
I sucks. It can't do anything stupid AI Who needs
a cute little dog? You've got there? But hold on.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
In a previous life, he could have been George Washington.
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This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
All right, Nightmare Before Christmas? Is it a Christmas movie
or a Halloween movie?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I was wondering if that was something that was supposed
to recognize or if you were going to explain it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It seems like something you would like. Don't gays like
the Nightmare Before? Don't you? Guys like Tim Burton's.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Gay people like the exact same thing, just like all
heterosexual people like the exact same thing. Yes, yes, please
just lump us all up in one big group there
and tell everybody that we're all just alike.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
But mister Kenneth, there is this one thing that I'm
pretty sure all gay men do like.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And there's this one thing. Yeah, straight guys seem to
like too, exactly. But I don't appreciate being pigeonholed.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm sorry. I don't think you're allowed to talk about
that on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's a clean boys family show.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I will. It's celebrity birthday time on the Walton in
Johnson Show, a daily tradition. Unfortunately, go ahead, and people
love it.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
They tune in specifically for this welcome, thank you for
your attention, and it's an important day to day for
Tracy Ellis Ross. She was in Blackish.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh, then she's really important. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Tracy Ross fifty three years young today. Gabrielle Union also
fifty three. Why known a rider? Why don't you ride her?
Fifty four? Randy Jackson, Yeah, Tito's brother sixty four. Dan Castellanetta. Okay,
that guy from the Simpsons, he's like, I do voices,
(01:30):
so give me lots of money. He's sixty eight today.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I wouldn't give him any money.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It wouldn't either know. Kate Jackson Sabrina from The Charlie's Angels, okay,
seventy seven years old.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Now Agnes the teenage Wedge.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Richard Dreyfuss Hoopah from Jaws, he's seventy eight years old.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Mister Hooper, he was on that shire Hoopah.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That's what the what's that guy's name that owned the
boat quint He ended up getting eaten. I don't want
to spoil the ending.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
There was a mister Hooper on Sesame Street, and then
there was Bob. I always thought Bob and Gordon seem
like cool guys.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
This is Matt.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't remember them no way.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
From Oh and the guy that wrote the song Dixie
Daniel Decatur imm born on this date eighteen fifteen.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You mean like I wish I was in.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's what I understand to be that he was the
author who said racism.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Didn't she used to sing that song to a girl
named Dixie.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Mister, Oh yeah, but he did.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
He was in. Yeah. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Anyway, you were saying that one thing. It is International
cat Day, and for some reason they still wanted to
be International Internet Day, but that would be every day
of the year, so big whoop.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's also owed me all day. And if you're a Catholic,
today is Saint Thomas Pallacci Day, the patron saint of Butcher's.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Don't you have to say it with an Italian accent?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, we're trying to do more of that. Since the
Hispanic population wants to say all of the Hispanic names
and words, you know, with a outrageously overacted Hispanic accent,
we think we should do that for all of the
people of the planet.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, then for today in history, President McKinley's assassin was executed. McKinley.
What is that Irish or Scottish Irish? Forget to Irish Irish. Well,
then you have to say President McKinley's name with the accent.
President my kids. That was pretty good. Mister Kennethy. Yeah, no,
I thought that was your have your confidence. You also
have to you don't just say the name.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You also have to when it's Irish, you have to
call him a good lad or a young lad.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You know, you have to say lad, a lot or
lossy well, good or bad. He's been long, dad, I
don't think he's young anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Also, on this day in history, which is brought to
you by law Tigers wattigers dot com. Yeah or one
eight hundred law Tigers. You know, uh, stock market, big
old both talk about it. Don't talk about that bill yet.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
But it was the no no no.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Nineteen twenty nine, you know, started out the Great Depression
and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The market's doing great, you're gonna chink, said.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
He dune Jangs did as we'll just go sell everything today.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, wait, now, that would start the crash.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It was ninety six years ago and people are still
you know, sure that that's likely to happen again because
it's that anniversary. The first ballpoint pin was sold by
Gimbal's department store, Oh nineteen forty five, right after the
end of World War II, suddenly we had ballpoint pins.
(04:28):
I'm pretty sure it was the alien technology that was
passed down along with the atomic bomb technology that we
got from the visiting aliens.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Sure, who could forget that?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, well you've probably already forgotten it.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I was the night mayor before Christmas. Tim Burton was
released on this date.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, I was just playing the music. And did you
know that it was released on this date? Yeah? Probably
I did that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, but you didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
All right, I got some today. In sixteen eighty two,
William Penn lands in what is now Chester, Pennsylvania. That
is when the whole the experiment began. Iykyk wink wink. Okay, yeah, sure,
if you know, you know the Holy you guys know
the Holy Experiment. It was a tempt by religious Society
of Friends, also known as the Quakers, to establish a
community for themselves.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But ain't an odd that a guy named Penn shows
up at a place called Pennsylvania. I guess he fit
right in Billia.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That was the point.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He went there on purpose because it was name after him.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
No. Today, In seventeen sixty four, the Hartford Current began
publishing and today in nineteen oh one, Oh, we already
did that. McKinley's Assassin today. In nineteen forty five, we
already did that. Kimball's Department Store today. In nineteen fifty five,
Rebel Without a Cause was released, just a month after
James Dean's death. It was kind of like the Crow
back in its day, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Of course it was, yeah, exactly today.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
In nineteen sixty four, thieves stole a massive star of
India from the New York's Natural History Museum.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What'd they do with it?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Probably? I don't know, Like they put.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It on top of their house at Christmas or something.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I bet they threw it away because it smelled so
probably all right. Today, in nineteen sixty eight, the first
electronic message was sent via ARPA net.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
So yeah, that Internet day.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Nineteen ninety nine, No. Nineteen ninety eight. John Glenn returns
to space Space Shuttle Discovery two thousand and three. Eighteen
year old Lebron James makes his NBA debut. That's how
long he's been in the NBA, fifty two years ago.
And he won't go away, No, he won't.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He got that bad back now he you know, he's
got like that old people thing going on. He always
smells like Ben Gay and said, you can't hang out
with him in the locker room anymore. You got that
stinky rube. They're putting all the icy hots and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Dude, I got in a uber yesterday and it smelled
so bad. I was worried I was going to smell
bad when I got to where I was going.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh, your lord, I just can't. I just have to
get out.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Today, in twenty twelve, Superstorm Sandy slams the Upper East Coast.
Chris Christy and Obama embrace it's.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
The only important hurricane that ever hit anything in America.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And today in twenty fifteen, China ends it's failed one
child policy. Oh, they used to have a role that
said you could only squirt out one kid.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That meant that a lot of people were who were
pregnant with a female baby didn't want it, and you
could buy those real cheap on the internet.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I think there was a lawmaker in Texas who got
a kicked out of the legislature not long ago. He
bought a wife from overseas.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Had that deal, if you buy nine, you get the
tenth one free.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I think I think you get a punch card. You
gotta go with that. Wikipedia is on notice. We now
have a thing called Grokipedia. It has arrived, and Grockipedia
is kind of like Wikipedia, but it's a little less
politically biased and a little more accurate.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So that's an artificial intelligence. Basically just search Wikipedia and
other Internet sources for its information.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It looks on the Internet.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, so if you're telling people to buy grok because
it's better than the Internet searches, that's all grock does,
search the Internet.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, that's true. Well, anyway, let's see if it's got
us on here yet. No, it's useless, no good, nothing
about us, no point in looking at it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
A lot of Halloween news which I don't tend to
generally share with you, things like the best scream in Hollywood,
the scariest movies, and Halloween theme and they got everything
ranked and you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
To ooh scary stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But yeah, I always pass up on those.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, do you love Halloween so much that you want
to celebrate it all year long? I do not, Now
you can. Halloween is one of the most popular times
of the year, and apparently Zillow has identified thirteen towns
where residents can embrace spooky season traditions.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
But we went to one of them.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
We did. It's number one on the list Salem, Massachusetts,
where the average house costs six hundred and seven thousand
dollars typical rent twenty six hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
And we were just walking the streets of Salem not
long ago, and I tell you, I didn't see nothing
there that looked like it was worth six hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's about I think it's about availability. Sleepy hollow, New
York average home nine hundred and seventy five thousand dollars,
typical monthly rent forty two hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
They ll out of the Northeast.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I'm gonna skip number three because you never heard of it.
Someplace in Minnesota. Number four a place called New Orleans.
Princess else was it average toda average home in New Orleans? No,
and knockout Minnesota, Halloween capital of the world. Yeah, skipping
over that New Orleans. Do we even need to talk? Wait?
Our listeners know about New Orleans. They've got Halloween, A
lot of vampire stuff going on there. Number five Saint
(09:25):
Helen's Georgia. Number six, Independence, Kansas. Why would that be
on the list.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Now you're starting to figure out why I don't read
these lists to you, because, well, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Here's a good one. I bet you know why it's
on here. Number seven Estes Park, Colorado. Oh god, yes,
the Shining the Stanley Hotel served as the inspiration for
the film. Yeah, I've been there and something weird happened.
I mean something kind of you know, hard to explain
what you got aroused by a woman, but that would
(09:54):
be spooky.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
What you don't seem to understand is I'm not trapped
in here with you.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You're trapped in here with me.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Waltman Johnson, right, don't play you look black. You both
could have grew there. You won something visual. It's not
the two of us wrong. We could take in it.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh, Steve Reeves movie, these Hercules.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You know we caught you at home?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Could we use your phone? Hey? Well I knew it
had the incenter later, but it wasn't that fun. We
were transsexual.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We were fixing something in the studio, but we were
playing a great Halloween song, so we just thought we'd
let it roll, which we don't normally do on you go.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Ahead and play another one if you want, from that
same great movie.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Let's stay. Let's take a vote and decide everybody real quick.
Looks like it's a no.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yep, that looks like I know everybody voted.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Sorry, I can't do four to one.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That wasn't even fair.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, Well, I have something more important, a song we'd
probably rather play, and actually a song that is apparently
I want to be dirty. It's no. It's a royalty
free song you could play free of charge. It was
found in a royalty free library once by a Hollywood
TV show producer.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
That is the best kind of songs for us to play.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Some would say, you don't have to pay for it.
Some would say he picked this song because he was
very cheap, and just a coincidence he happens to be
a Jewish guy. I'm not saying I think.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That, but there is something maybe to that whole suggestion.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'm not saying that that's what he said Larry David.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Anyway, I thought it was Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, Larry David was on a TV show called Kurby
Your Enthusiasm person though he was with a woman named
Cheryl Hines. Cheryl did an interview yesterday and she explained
how she lost a lot of friends because of RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's her hookie.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, she said a lot of her Hollywood friends won't
talk to her anymore. She said when she was recently
a guest on the View, people were rude to her.
But of all the things she said. In this interview
yesterday with Katie Miller, wife of Stephen Miller YEP, the
White House Policy consultant, Cheryl Hines said she isn't overly
enamored with her vaccine skeptic husband's current diet.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
His current diet, what is he getting real gassy?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Bobby Kennedy right now is only eating meat and fermented vegetables.
Fermented God, I think you were right.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's the gassy thing. Could have been leafy green vegetables, dude.
Although I will sell you this, Everything I eat makes
me gassy.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Same. I have that problem too, as you all do.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
We suffer from it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Fermented vegetables, What the hell are fermented vegetables like you're
talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Like root vegetables? Root roots are in right now, either
raw or are barely cooked or fermented.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Apparently fermented vegetables or vegetables that have been preserved and
flavored through a process called lactose fermentation. Fermenting where bacteria
breaks down sugars into lactic acid.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Sounds like they're about halfway to make a moonshine or something.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It does sound that way, doesn't it. This process using
salt creates a tangy sour flavor, extends shelf life, and
can increase nutritional content stuff like sauerkraut digestibility. Well, one
example they give with sour kraut, you.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Couldn't you could eat You can make a bunch of
sauer kraut, which I'm not a big fan of anyway,
and you could have that just stored it room temperature,
just put it in a bowl on the kitchen counter,
and you can just eat that for years.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's what it says. Yeah, And then kimchi would be
another example.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Kim get interesting. Our president is in Korea right now
and we have kimchi news. I bet he had kimchi
for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But then they say you can also do it beats,
carrots and cucumbers. Cucumber and then a pickle turned into
a pickle. That's what they're talking about pickle. So he
just eats pickles and sausage.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Wait a second, Wait a second, mom, interesting diet RFK Junior.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
All right, So Bobby Kennedy is also involved in a
little scandal right now with journalist Olivia Noozy. It's not
a big scandal because most people don't even know about it.
But back when he was running for president, this journalist wait,
her name is Newsy or nuzzy and easy and she's.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
In the news. Yeah, boy, I mean you like a
guy that sells suitcases and his last name is Luggage.
You know it'd be weirdoldn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I don't get it. Why would that be? What's weird?
I know a guy named Tom Luggage he saw suitcases.
Why is that so funny?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
It's it's not maybe funny ha ha, but odd.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Are you just making fun of him because of his
Arabic name? That's racist?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yes, and I feel bad about that now that you've
called me out for Kenny and I will certainly be
sure and ask my priest for forgiveness next time I'm
at the Catholic church.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
You don't go to a Catholic church and there it
next time. Now you're making fun of me, I've been
to one one. Apparently, according to Cheryl Hines, Bobby Kennedy
Junior actually brings his own sour crowd to dinner.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Well right now he is only eating meat and fermented stables.
So what that looks like is in the morning at
six thirty, oh, he's cooking a steak and eating sauerkraut.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
So you know, do you love waking up to the
smell of.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Sink in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh, that's really implusant.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
So you know what, I'm just trying to have my
latte and that's coming at me.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
It's like, whoa, Okay, go to business.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah dude, no kidding. I actually don't think the steak
thing would be that bad. Steak and eggs, that's a
pretty good breakfast. Right, This is the sauur crowd.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm pretty sure that they're both a little offended by
the stinch.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, you know, sometimes women make smells that offend men.
But we don't say anything. No, we don't find nothing, No,
absolutely not. The Cleveland Browns have reached the whaling and
gnashing of teeth portion of their season. Granted, many teams
get to this point, but with the Browns it happens
pretty much every year, Yes it does. The particular whaling
emanates from Cleveland sports talk radio host Ken Carman of
(15:57):
ninety two point three, the fan who've seen enough of
the Brownie's latest blowout loss and is demanding the team
start rookie QB Schaduur Sanders.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's time for a Prime's boy to take the stage,
is what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So now a local radio host is having a public
feud with the football team because he wants coach Prime's
son to quarterback instead of the what is it the
bunghole guy? Is he still on the team?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh no, I think they've They've gone through several since him.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They don't have the Where's to Shawn?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's not I can't even keep it up, noble. It
seems like they got a bunch of no names and
an old dude that have come in there to take
his place.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Here's a headline. Brown's owner throws cold water on possible
Deshaun Watson return.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well, I guess that's that it's just being hardheaded then, huh.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, I don't watch the Browns because you know, I
would rather go get root Canal. Yeah, what would be
the point of that, You know, with so many other things,
what with all the reruns on the History Channel, why
would you want to watch a Browns game?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Dylan Gabriel is the starting quarterback right now? Should do
to remain back up at this writing, That's how it's going.
We'll see if anything else come of that. But yeah,
once a radio personality tells you who should be quarterbacking,
I think you, as an NFL owner or coach or CEO,
(17:16):
you pretty much have to do what the dude on
the radio show says, right.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I mean, that's how I feel about it. That seems
like it should be the law. Yeah, absolutely, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't like them. They're just ignoring the radio input.
I don't think that's good.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Hey, why not? If I mean, if I can use
AI to make Chris Stapleton and Jelly Rowl do a
cover of Phil Collins in the air tonight, why can't
a radio guy like you decide who quarterbacks on the
local sports franchise?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
If you could do something like that, then do it?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Can you feel it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Lord, love me, I would not that.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Don't hate it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I've seen your face before. It's haunting.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
If you know who are do you find it hunting.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I kind of like it.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What do you think we're gonna get to the drumming?
The only reason people listen to this song is so
they can air drum with it.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think we're already past that point in the spot
where it would hypathetic, hypothetically be in the song.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
No, we can.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
We can let it play a while. I'm okay with it,
and it's all Tell that that was.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It was a letdown.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
No, it's wrong because the drums are supposed to kick
in then not just have us felt kind of faded out? Boy? Hey,
I sucks. It can't do anything stupid AI Who needs
a cute little dog? You've got there? But hold on.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
In a previous life, he could have been George Washington.
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