The Rocky Road to Peace - MON 6.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I love a long, tall man.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm sorry, Wait, when you say like that, it sounds
like you're talking about something different than the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
City is a loan tall Texan. I think we all
know what he's bragging about. Honey whoom, What a way
to start a Monday. Thank you. That's ly a love it.
He's he's a man of high stature. That's what he means. Right.
He admitted he is tall and he is also long.
I feel like you're talking about something I don't know. No,

(00:29):
you're not doing that on Christopher Columbus Day. Do you
know what dance is? Today? Today's Monday. So Columbus Day? Yeah, amatic?
What are you guys doing celebrating Columbus Day? What's your
policy on Columbus Day? Columbus Day thoughts celebrating? Yeah, I'm
just working. You are Columbus and I am America. Discover
me so. On Friday, President Donald J. Trump issued a

(00:54):
proclamation to reclaim the Explorers the Explorers legacy, declaring today
to be Columbia Day. Columbus Day has gone through several
name changes over the years, mostly from Columbus Day to
Indigenous Day, back to Columbus Day, back to Indigenous Day,
Native American Day as well. Now it's Columbus Day again,
it's also Native American Day and Indigenous People's Day. Nope,

(01:15):
and it's also National Eminem Day and National no Bra Day.
Mostly for the ladies. But you know, you know how
some of you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Are and for some reason, today's Canadian Thanksgiving. Are they
doing that because we're doing Columbus Day?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Probably? Is that why you guys need you need Thanksgiving today?
Is that it's so it's all those days and maybe
it's Butterscotch Candy Day too, I don't know. But usually
the day isn't about eighteen different things now because it's
just so important that we recognize everything. Boy, today would
be a great day to invade Canada or Green Windy. Yeah,

(01:50):
any day would be lot Today Well, you know yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Because they're all celebrating Thanksgiving and they're all looking at
Trump on TV in Israel.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, let's wait until after they eat they eat turkey
and drink meal. I think they'll be passed out, sound
asleep by four in the afternoon. I'm pretty sure Canadians
eat poon tang poo teen no, no, poon tang billyead,
I'm not sure. You're saying that, right. No, I'm definitely not.
It's definitely poon tang. Okay, anyway, they eat it. That's
the point. I have some other good news for you.

(02:18):
I not yet. It's still three weeks away. But three
weeks from yesterday. Uh huh we put an end the
daylight Savings Time again for the rest of the year.
That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
We're not doing that again, or well, no, we're just
ending it this year, so this will be the last one.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh, I didn't say that. You're putting words in my mouth.
What is it you're saying. I'm saying Daylight Saving Time
will end three weeks from yesterday? Oh, I get it. Okay,
so it's on November speak English year, but it comes
out in gibberish inside of his head. Well, there's been
all this discussion of not doing it anymore, right, so
when you say it never ends for the year, got it?

(02:58):
I can hear all my words. I will start signing
as I speak, and that way, if you suffer from
some sort of malnutrition in the ear canal, then you'll
still be able to get it. No, you did make
that confusing.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You were like, three weeks from yesterday, we're not going
to do it anymore for the year, and it was like,
there's a lot of stuff here.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Just say what you mean, no daylight saving time November. Well,
just slap me across my face, masks the honey. You'd
probably like it. Brute, aren't you. You're just a brute.
I'm not going to slap a man. You treat people
at your comedy show and Waco like this, I can
see why they run you out of town.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, a lot of our listeners wanted to take their
photo with Milton though after the show.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
He is cute.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, he was great man. We had him on stage.
People just love Milton, you know, and we ought to
just have Melton be the show in the future. Probably
sell more tickets, That's.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
What I'm I'm just thinking that you could dress you
up little outfits. People love that. Oh don't they love that.
I'm just pictures all over the internets all the time. Dogs, cats,
they're just cats up in costumes, and of course monkeys.
Anytime you can get a monkey in human clothes, smoking
a cigar is better. But they don't have to because
when people are against that nowadays, normally I never agree

(04:07):
with cruelty. I'm with you on this.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Normally I never agree with gay guys or women about
what's funny, But something about putting people clothes on an.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Animal, it's just hilarious to me. Well, thank you. Like
a monkey wearing a little suit with a tie.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Maybe it says like president of the United States or something,
or you know, he's a police officer.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
What just a doctor? Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
The monkey's a doctor. You know that's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right, so cute and I and with Halloween coming up,
why not it's time to get your costumes for your dog. Hey,
you know where you can get a lot of great
stuff if you're looking for closing what have you. I
love WJ dot com. I love them too, But we're
we're going to go shopping. I love WJ dot com.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sounds like we're saying the same thing. It's a website. Yeah,
oh where we have a store. Yeah. If you go where,
you get to the store and we've got halloween stuff there.
It's still not too late to order something. Go ahead.
Golf of America, Department of War, all kinds of cool
stuff on there. Here's the headline. I didn't really well,
I guess everybody expected it, but I didn't think it'd
be this soon. Yeah. Yeah, peace falters and war grinds

(05:11):
on in Gaza as hostages released. Wait, I'm sorry what?
Uh Well, sadly dozens killed in Gaza as violence erupts
between hamas and armed clans. Now the Ku Klux Klan
is in a different kind of clan. Oh, the Wu
Tang that's them. Yeah, I got it. A lot of

(05:32):
fighting going on yesterday, just within hours of the expected
release of the hostages in this entire war torn region,
clashes between local militias. Uh. It came ahead of televised
address where net Yahoo called the immitted hostage release the
beginning of a new path, but the old path was
still fighting each other. The president says, well, obviously the

(05:54):
campaign is not over. There are still very great security
challenges ahead of us, and a local said a gunfire
could be heard in families fleeing in panic. So yeah,
it's not all as calm and peaceful as maybe the
local television stations would have you believe. But that's just
their culture over there. You have to understand. That's how

(06:17):
they do things. I feel like this whole thing is
a bit disingenuous now. They're on TVs.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Celebrating, and you're over here telling me there's violence happening
in the Gaza strip.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And I remember I warned you last week that just
because the leaders all agree to peace doesn't mean there's
gonna be peace. So they got these different clans over
there as we just talked about, and some of the
clan leaders didn't get consulted on this peace business, and
they're like, uh, I didn't agree to nothing. I'm gonna

(06:47):
keep killing Jews. How about that? And if you don't
like it, fuck you you too, because they don't really
care about you know, they don't like each other much either,
be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Apparently they haven't had elections in Palestine in years. Back
in two thousand and six January twenty fifth, two thousand
and six, to be exact, Hamas took over factors like
the Fatah Hamas split made it so that the Palestinian
National Authorities legislature had no power. Hamas won a majority
of the seats with brute force. And when people talk

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about peace in the Middle East, freedom for Palestine, the
thing they often forget to point out is even before
this war started, Hamas had a grip on these people.
They didn't freedom or elections or democracy. It's basically it's
like it's as if the Taliban's in charge.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
And from what I can tell from this, the dog
Mush Klan has pretty much been wiped out. I mean
that they took a brutal beaten here. That's something called
the dog Mush Clan. Yeah, they said fifty two members
of the dog Mush Clan were killed. Twelve Hamas militants
were killed, and they're not even reporting the big number,

(07:52):
the fifty two dog Mush guys. Maybe they wanted to go.
Maybe they didn't like being called dog Mush. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Now you know, Bell yet I believe you no matter what,
even when wow wow, how about that?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
He's right? It's called the dog Mush. Considered one of
the largest families in the Gaza Strip, members primarily reside
in Gaza City's Al Sabron neighborhood. The dog Mush Clan
got their name from what they enjoyed eating the most
while they were waiting to kill the shoes. No, did
you know? If you forget it was Columbus State. Stay
tuned for more Waltman Johnson Boys to pay moves to

(08:25):
me gets all right here, pay with mouth to feed
its shuld take a little break. You're getting down around
here this morning, Ye Greenig's kids. It's the Walton and
Johnson Radio Network. In about an hour and fifteen minutes,
the best attorney general in America will be joining us.
His name's Ken Paxton, and he has a new lawsuit

(08:48):
to announce. Oh god, what are they suing him for now?
I think he's suing someone else. Oh good, Well that's
much more fun.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
And there's so much to ask him about this morning,
besides the fact that Columbus Day is back, the freed
Israeli hostages, Pete Hagseth's new military standards, the government shut down.
What would Attorney General Ken Paxton do about it? If
he was the Senator? And what can he do about
it as the attorney general of the biggest conservative state
in America?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
And since he was such a good attorney general, and
everybody says so, then can't we just keep him there? Well?
I don't think he wants to do it anything. We
don't want to hold him back. But I just want
to congress, you know, compliment him on how good he's
doing the current job. No, but to your point. That
was the thing when he announced his Senate race. I'm
that's like when Ron de Santas will saying he wanted
to be president. Well, the folks in Florida's but just

(09:33):
such a good governor, can't we keep you as governor? Yeah?
And that did create a little talk, a little rift
in Mega. I just like, say, Governor, do they have
British people in Florida? I don't think they do. They're
not allowed. They feed them all to the alligators. Yeah,
if they if they sneak in.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Sure, as they should. We are going to talk about
this though. There is trouble of bruin around the state
right now, which they the state of your mind, mister
l they would Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I thought she was going to bring up Mississippi. You
know they had some trouble. Well, you know, there was
trouble everywhere. People's getting shot killed all over the place.
It ain't just Chicago, South Carolina, it ain't just Houston, Texas.
You know, in Mississippi, they got mass shooting at a
small town in Little Leland. Leland, Mississippi ain't ain't near nothing,

(10:20):
you know, Well it's near the Mississippi River. Four people dead,
twelve others injured, four in critical condition. That started up
Friday byt midnight on Main Street. This was hours after
the Leland High School homecoming football game. And apparently that
wasn't the only a bit of trouble. They said, there

(10:40):
was multiple events across the state of Mississippi all around
these high school football games. Deadly as one was in Leland,
Mississippi on the Delta, a small town, less than four
thousand people. But they're smaller towns, a couple one hundred
miles there in Heidelberg, only six six and fifty people

(11:02):
in there, right, A couple of people killed in the
shooting there at high school campus during the homecoming football
game again on Friday night. Just sounds like it was
some kind of orchestrated homecoming uh kerfuffle.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
You hate to hear aff especially on a Friday.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's game day. It's football, man. What can't they just
let him play the game? Yeah, just let them play.
In the meantime, shake cot kill, Yeah, that toddling. Not
even a surprise, is it?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Another violent weekend in Chicago? Two dad, ten injured. Gun
violence spread across the city. Now again that's gonna change
this morning. They're probably scraping up some more guys. Sure,
they just got to do the paperwork. This all it
always goes up because it's early Monday. But the victim
rits ranged in age from thirteen to thirty two. But
one thing they all had in common. Pocs really, yeah,

(11:52):
always are. Yeah, it's very sad the people getting.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Of that white privilege where white people just dec that
they just don't want to get shot. It's sold they didn't. Yeah,
I mean I wish my people could pull that all.
Actually that's true. Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, they didn't want to get shot, so instead they
moved to a nicer part of the city where there
weren't any.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Shootings happening at. Yeah, and there's this sleepy little suburb
Chicago suburb has become a very sort of like during
Black Lives Matter, how Kenosha and walk A Shaw became
a center for the racial tension around the country. Yeah,
the sleepy little Chicago suburb where this ice facility as at,

(12:33):
has become the center sleepy little town down around San Antone.
I was thinking, is what you're you're getting to. No
China Grove, No, not China Grove, No, No, this is broadview.
It's called is home to an ice facility that is
at the center of the ongoing feud between Trump and JB.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Pritzker. Which billionaire is your favorite? Pick your side. Residents
are ready for it to be over. They're sick and
tired of it. You only have one guy to blame,
Joe Biden. He's the one that let all these illegal
immigrants into the country, and that's the reason why we're
going around rounding them up right now.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Then, of course, you know Joe Biden wasn't the one
doing it, but he's the poster child. You know, everybody
has to have a target, and he's it. He certainly
is the face of it. It's a real shame. Well,
things is shaping up in New Orleans because I guess
you saw LaToya is out in January. She was gonna
be out no matter what, and gonna be replaced by this.
One guy said, it looks like this pretty little blonde

(13:27):
chick one the mayor's race. She's a lot prettier than LaToya.
I'm told her politics are still leftist. Well, of course,
not New Orleans, not exactly somebody you'd agree with, Helena Mano. Yeah,
but if I had to choose between the ugly liberal
and the pretty one. It's just like it's a white lady.
He's a white girl, but that's a white Hispanic and
the first this second woman elected mayor in New Orleans

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first Hispanic. Yeay, everything that's first is you know better?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Are they doing this because Mexico has now got a
female Jew as their president, so now New Orleans has
got the Hispanic.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
So I'm sure that was on purpose kind of balance.
Is there anybody that voted went out there and thought
the same thing, Now we.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Got to do you know, we got to do that
neil o yang and yang here? You know, sure, you
know you got a ying and yang bill.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yet Yeah you know the push pull, Yeah, the give
and take. I was doing it in and out, the
back and forth. I was doing yoga yesterday morning. Yeah, exactly,
still doing that yoga. Huh. I thought you hurt yourself
doing yoga and you said you were never going to
do that again because it hurt. I hate yoga so much,
but I need it now because I don't know my
strength training coach says, I don't stretching up. Well, yeah
that's true.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So I'm doing the yoga and it's eighty five degrees
in there. They got a hotter one it's one hundred degrees,
but this one's cool.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's eighty five, which is still I'm.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Still sweating profusely, and I look around and nobody else is.
And they give you these little styrofoam blocks that you're
supposed to use.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Have you ever seen the wipe up the sweat No,
mister Kenneth, you know what I'm talking about. It it's
for the moves or whatever. Right, Yeah, sometimes you can't,
you know, fully reach all of the positions. So it's
all a little assist it's all, that's all.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
And so it makes this noise when I sweat all
over it because they've made a styrofoam it's like a
squeak like and because I sweat squeaked more like. And
it's real quiet in there, and I'm right in the
middle of the room. Man, I'm the only guy, and
it's and I and I'm.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Not trying because I'm so sweaty and I'm sweating all
over this. It makes a noise. It's kind of like this.
It's like, oh, I.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Know, every time I do that, everybody starts looking at me, like,
are you, you know, are you ripping ass in the
middle of yoga?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
And I'm not very I think we heard what we heard.
I've learned the hard way.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Don't eat anything the night before yoga because otherwise you
get in these positions and like gases will just start
coming out of your body.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Things. Yeah, that's okay, you know, it's a it's a
it's a it's an appropriate place for that sort of release.
The naturalists, the holistic types, they actually encourage that. See,
I feel like we just need to make sure that
you're in the right environment.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I feel like, when I'm the sweatiest person in a
room full of women, I shouldn't be ripping ass all
over the place. Like that's the last thing I need
right now at this particular moment in time. But apparently
my ass disagrees with me. So yeah, discovered America is
what he did.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
He was a brave Italian explorer and this house, Christopher
Columbus is a hero and the story this is the
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