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August 22, 2025 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I don't want to go to California unless I
can get all the Californians out of the way. Yeah,
the room pretty at all.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
The romanticism for summer in the South isn't quite the
same as it is on the Upper East Coast or No.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
And you know, today, being the twenty second of August,
we still have a full month to go. Summer isn't
over until September twenty second. I mean it's a full
month left. I'll tell that to public school teachers. Yeah,
the schools don't care. The calendar, Labor Day doesn't care.

(00:37):
The songwriters, they don't care. They just want to hear
their music, that's fine. And you know who else doesn't care? Russia.
They don't even care that kids are trying to have
fun this week an eating cotton candy and enjoying one
last weekend at the beach. And these comedies anyway, I
swear I've had it up to hear what he's comedy
pinkos of bed winterers. Okay, I would agree that you're

(00:57):
with your labeling of communism because I think underneath and
all they still have a communist mentality. Oh yes they do.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
But if you watch MSNBC, excuse me, ms now, wow,
they'll tell you that it's a nation of Christian nationalists,
which is weird. It's not true because they didn't have
any Christianity at all there for like a century, and
then now suddenly it's Trump's fault.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
We were shocked by the number of books that Kamala
Harris has supposedly written. She's written three or four right, ah, yeah,
there was a kid's book. There was the one that
gave out at the border for free because nobody wanted it.
And here's what's great.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
In two thousand and nine, she wrote a book about
being Tough on Crime back, isn't that funny? When she
was a prosecutor called smart on Crime?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, things were different, inn And.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Then she wrote a book called The Truths We Hold, which,
honest to God, sounds exactly how she talks now.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
The Truths We Hold, the truth we Hold? I hate
that word. Speak your truth and speak your power. There
is no your truth. There's the truth. And that's what
pisses me off so much about lefty. I'm just speaking
my truth.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You mean a lie you told yourself in your head
that you're trying to manifest into reality.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
You see. Okay, now she didn't write this, but imagine
the audacity of titling your book like this, the achievements
of Kamala Harris. That the achievements of Kamala Harris. That
has got to be one thin little pamphlet.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, well, to be fair, I mean, if you're counting
accomplishments as things that were done a bit dishonestly, Kamala Harris,
to her point, is quite accomplished.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It is amazing how little work she did to get
where she is.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Amazing if you think about how famous and influential she
was for at least a brief fleeting moment, and how
little she did to get there, that was quite an accomplishment.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Remember that at times she told Joe Biden that he
was a racist rapist. Yeah, she said that she believed
his sexual assault accusers during the twenty twenty Democrat primaries
had a good and that he supported segregation on school buses.
And she was that little girl on the bus. She
was that little girl. I was that litt girl. A
little girl on the cover of her book. And I

(03:04):
don't know if that's actually a picture of her or not,
but it looks like maybe one of the cosby kids,
you know, back in the day. And I gotta tell
you not a lot of victims of rape or racism
or any of that then unite with the person that
turned them into a victim and decided to work together.

(03:27):
This is actually pretty incredible. I've never bothered to look
at this before.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Look, there's not one, not two, but three different covers
for her book, The Truths We Hold. Uh, there's one
with her in a blue shirt, and then there's one
with her as a little kid frowning.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Just one in a white shirt.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
And they maybe thought that would play better towards white,
suburban liberal women.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Like, was that the point of this? They had different
versions of the book to appeal to.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
We need one for disenfranchised black minorities, we need one
for moderates, and then we need one for bougie liberal,
white suburban women. How about that? What's the point? I
don't know. It's not the Bible. Do you have so
many different covers of the same stupid books? And no
one's gonna read it? You can't make me read it?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh, this makes it. This is a gag gift, a
political gag gift. Kamala Harris's Book of Policy ideas. Oh
I love it. No, there's no such thing here is.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
The Fulton County Library System published a review of the
book The Truths We Hold in America Journey by Kamala Harris.
The review was written by Cherrelle, a bookhead, and I
just it's short. I almost wonder if we should just
The daughter of immigrants and civil right activists, Vice President
Kamala Harris was raised in a California community that cared

(04:40):
deeply about social justice.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
First black Indian female vice president of the United States. Yeah,
I did not know she existed, nor how she achieved
so much in so little time.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Neither do we. Well, now, it's kind of rude, disrespectful,
insulting of you to suggest that Kamala did very little
work to get where she is. I mean, look at
you can just email to see her. And he said,
from what I heard, she had quite a few jobs, oh,
that she performed to get where she is today. Oh jobs,

(05:14):
you say, is that kind of a job any any
kind of a job that means the job in general?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know, she really just got down on her knees
and she did the tough work. Yeah, she really put
She really put her wrists into it.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
You know.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
That was the thing about old commonly there she when
she put her head down and went to work on something.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, just bows to the grindstone. I mean, that's what
she was known for. Her nose was somewhere.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I can't help but wonder as we look back on
the last few years here, how much we got tricked
over the Ukraine War.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I mean not us, but like the West in general. No,
we didn't get tricked. We were always ahead of a game.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
On that I I forgot about this woman or man
or whatever you call this thing, Sarah Ashton Sarillo. Does
that name sound familiar to you? Nope, Sarah in Surrello.
He is a trans woman. What's that mean? Billy d
not a woman? Correct, rand means not unless it's a
trans am.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Shim was the spokesperson Ukraine hired to speak to America
in English. This was their official translator, basically the poster
child of how do we convince Americans to support the
Ukraine War? And back at the beginning of the Ukraine War,
Ukraine's idea they said, who what should we get? Should
we get like a buff bro white person, black person?

(06:31):
What should we get? And they said, I know, Americans
like trannies, get a tranny. Yeah, and so that's what
they did. That's very popular. Yeah, it's just very stupid, right,
And it didn't work. It didn't work well. It it
was a media catastrophe. She was supposed to be the
first openly transgender war correspondent. It's like, well, okay, so

(06:52):
what Okay, she was born in Florida. Wait, so this
person's an American. Yep, this person's an American working for Ukraine.
And the job and the task this person has to
perform is convincing Americans to fund the war.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, we did, whether we wanted to or not. They
didn't even ask me, and now we're on the hook
for about three and a half billion dollars something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean to some extent,
maybe it wasn't that bad of an idea after all,
because to fund the war, well, I mean, no, getting
the transperson to be the.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh yeah, it kind of worked, I guess, right, I
mean for a while until it didn't. Right, and look
where we are now. Don't even look, when we get back,
we're gonna go to don Bis. Who don Bis? That's
the place Russia's trying to acquire. We'll tell you why
it's so important to them and what they're telling Trump
they want in this possible peace agreement. I actually think

(07:43):
I hate to be a little too optimistic here. I
think there might be something happening to get this war
to end pretty soon. That would be nice.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
We'll explain why Tonight's transgender Satanism, brought to you by Pfizer.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network of London, was the starting
When it first kicks in, He's sample.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Sweet Home, Alabama and were Wolves of London. And I
know you guys probably hate sampled music, but you got
admit this is a jam, dude, k.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Rock, So sampled just means stolen.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, it means that. Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and
have to challenge you on that. All matter is infinite.
According to the basic laws of architecture, if you can
take remnants of an old building and create a new building,
did you steal from the old building or did you
create something new with the matter that has always existed?
Who owned the old building it fell apart, it was
an old rolling, somebody still owns it or the lot

(08:34):
it sits on, Just like if a house burns down,
there's the land is still there, and you know that's
that's where the value is at a lot of these places. Okay,
So there's an answer to your question, and this analogy.
Those sound bites, those samples you just heard are owned
by Kid Rock because he paid for them. Did he
pay as long as he paid handsome, it's not stealing vastly.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, a lot of money, right. That reference to the
house burning down on a lot reminds me of California. Yeah,
it popped up in the news a couple of weeks ago,
and people are still amazed by how coincidental that fire
turned out to be. Boy, it is really something.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
When you look at the video footage, the drone camera
footage flying over the burnt homes on the beach.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh we reported this two weeks ago, but now it's
getting a little more attention. A foreign investor, a foreign
investor quietly gobbled up nine ocean front lots in Malibu
for sixty five million dollars following that January fire. The
investor reportedly assembled a team to track down the owners
because the desirable sites weren't publicly listed. Uh huh, But
he bought them anyway, Right, it's almost like the elites

(09:41):
wanted this giant fire to happen. This was one of
the places, there's not a lot, but one of the
places in Malibu where average middle class people were living.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
And they're at one house right there, a little further
up that, that's where two and a half men lived.
Really Charlie Sheen and his brother. Oh I didn't know that.
Yeah right, there can't talk. You're kidding or if that's
really what that was. Yeah, it's straight there where Charlie
Sheen and his brother lived. Like, okay, fine, so brother's
young son, Jake. I don't know if you remember Jake
or not. I kind of watched the show a little

(10:11):
bit ardly would go out on his back deck and
there was the ocean. Yeah, so nice.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, anyway, it's not there anymore because now it's going
to be a mansion or a resort or something whatever.
There's paid a top dollar for that area there that
on no mo well kind of is predicted Governor gasm
Gavin Newsom turned that Palisades fire. Is that what it's
called into a land grab, you know, And and a
very similar thing happened in Hawaii it's just kind of shameful.

(10:38):
The conspiracy theorists were right. When the burning was happening,
a lot of us thought, wow, I wonder if those
average people end up losing their homes and it goes
to a wealthy person.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well, yeah, that's exactly pretty much going on.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
The Same thing happened in California, that happened in Maui,
same thing happened in Malibu that happened in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Not a coincidence, guys, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
You know, boy, the conspiracy theorists lately or bat in
a thousand, No, I don't. I'm not saying somebody intentionally
started the fire for that reason, but they certainly didn't
mind taking advantage of the situation once it occurred. Okay,
and maybe they did start it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Do we know who the foreign investor was. I hope
it's not a Jewish guy, or people are going to
lose their minds.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh good, Lord knows. As long as it's a Palestinian
of some kind, we'll be good. If everything's fine, Look,
I get it, I get it.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Any Chinese israelis all kinds of people buy stuff. I
just noticed when it's a Jewish person. You never hear
the end of it. There's one group of people that
won't stop talking. Okay, we get it. A Jewish guy
bought something. Calm down. Oh boy, anyway, I don't know
that that's what happened here. I'm just saying just Lea
knows all.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well. You hear this stuff a lot. Okay, other conspiracy theories. Today,
A pole just came out.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Saying that if it's Ken Paxton and Colin Alrid, the
Dallas Fort Worth lawmaker in the general election next year
to see who's going to be the new Senator of Texas,
that Colin Alred beats Ken Paxton by two points. And
a lot of us saw that and we thought, wow,
convenient that Ken Paxton would be the reason the state
would flip. And then you look at the polling data.

(12:06):
The poll was funded and conducted, the methodology was done
on behalf of the Alrid campaign. Oh really, but they're
reporting it as though it's a real poll. It was
done by Colin Alred's people.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh, I mean, of course it turned out pro Colin.
They wouldn't have published it otherwise. Did he win No
in the poll?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
In the poll, in the margin in the poll he did,
but the primary hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Always they packed them was going. I thought they was
running against Colon and he ain't in there.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Cornyn is going to lose in the primaries by double digits,
maybe even twenty points, just to pay at least five.
He's going to get smoked by Ken Paxton. John Cornyn
is not a real contender anymore. John count Cornyn might
be the incumbent, but he's going to go away soon.
Now here's what's great about that. When John Cornyn's career ends,
that will also be the end of the neo Kon
movement as we know it. Dan Crenshaw cannot save it.

(12:55):
High five Yeah, yeah, exactly right. No more warmongers in
the republic Party and I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, I think we can probably expect Dan Crenshaw to
change some of his positions when it looks like he's
no longer supported in the positions that he currently holds
because he changed them after he got elected to what
he told you they were in the first place. Okay,
he can change back.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Here's another rumor mill. Now that the congressional redistricting's happening
in Texas. The rumor is that Dan Crenshaw is not
going to run in the same district. He technically, I mean,
he technically can, but he shouldn't because he'll now live
in a different district. The new district will go from
CD two to CD nine. CD nine is going to
be one of the most crowded primary races you've seen

(13:40):
in Texas in years. I have personally been contacted by
four possible candidates over the last two or three days
asking if we would endorse them in that race. And
they're all nice enough people, friends, friendly people, but I'll
endorse all of them. Let's let's get behind this.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
You can't do that, Billy. I sure, I just did, didn't.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
I you can't endorse multiple candidate you're supposed to be
you're running for a District nine. I am, I'm your bull.
I'm with you right here. Yeah, that's not how an
endorsement works.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
So send your checks in and let's get right down
to business. Mister Kenneth, you want to help me out here,
You can't. Actually, I kind of like the idea of
having them bidter for us. Oh, bed, yeah, send you
checks in. Whoever wrote the biggest check? And I can't
tell you where to start or if there is a limit, Uh,
send those checks in after they you know, you know,

(14:27):
don't bounce or anything, and we can cash them. Then
we'll show you the support you deserve.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Look, I can't be bought for less than a six
figure check. That's just me personally. I want to say
one hundred grand or more.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Fine. Otherwise, sorry, we can't get buying you in this campaign.
Now that's a hone of grands split like five ways.
Oh we're talking of grand each and you want, Joe,
I want my hundred. I mean, do people really care
about your endorsement? I mean, no offense, mister O, mine
more than anything.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I don't really remember. You know, you endorse seeing a
lot of people in the past. When did you start endorsing?
The fact that it is so rare is why it's so valuable.
That's actually a pretty good point I hold back to Powell. Yeah, well,
the FDA in the meantime is now warning people not
to eat that radioactive shrimp that they bought at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Well I wasn't planning on it anyway, But why doesn't
somebody warn the people that made the ship radioactive not
to do that? They weren't born that way? Were they?
I think we had man had something to do with it.
Isn't that amazing?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
It's radioactive shrimp because in Indonesia they had a power
plant near the place where they were fishing or something
like that, and this would have been easy to prevent.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think they weren't power planting correctly. Probably not.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, well, anyway, now you know where to go when
your meals aren't eerily glowing green enough.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
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Today's special radioactive shrimp one bite annual dump the room,
uranium rich, utterly delicious milk from the mine cows of
Three Mile Island, plutonium pact potatoes grown in the super

(16:11):
secret Idaho bunker, and don't miss the chernobyl chenerchees aged
sharp and slightly glowing more marched at your.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Own risk and safe.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad, Senator, And if so,
what did you think about it?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
I saw the ad, and okay, the young woman does
have big, beautiful breasts. But let's not lose sight of
what's important. We are the party of ugly fat people.
We can't just allow these Republicans to put a beautiful
white young woman in their ads. We need to keep
putting fat, ugly bitches in our ads.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
You know, stay woke, stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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