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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, I don't want to sound I don't want
to sound gay, but I think Annie Lennox is kick
ass I do too.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, now you sound gay?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I mean it does. No, I get it. It's kind
of gay to like Annie Lennox. What isn't was this like,
what is it Florence in the machine? Before there was
Florence in the machine?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, yeah, that's not really doing her any favors. But
okay for the younger listeners perhaps maybe so.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You gays are really mad at Florence in the machine.
What did she do to ruffle your panties?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, it's not like she came down and scraped off
the Pride flag off the intersection in Montrose. No, the
governor and the mayor did that.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I will admit.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
By the way, the colors are back, even though because
they did it with chalk, right, Yeah, they've chalked and
painted and the the the Pride colors have re emerged.
The intersection in Montrose, I will.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Admit, even though I wanted it gone, it was a
waste of time because I mean, come on, that neighborhood
is full of potholes. We're supposed to care that they
painted crosswalk. I just I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's gonna cost us a bunch of money. You know,
the federal government says, if you want that money, you
ought to not do stuff like that. And we're talking like,
you know, five million dollars. Texas Department of Transportations got
to comply with the federal standards or they lose funding.
But do the gay folks care about that? Nah, they
(01:22):
just want the rainbow flag.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Apparently the local pride organization paid for the paint. It
wasn't paid for it by the city. Still it is dominant.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It ain't the money we're talking about here. It's the
federal money, right, that's right. Still, we don't need it.
We don't need a gay crosswalk. Nobody needs that. And
it's not just about the rainbow flag or the you know,
the community, the LGBT whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It also has to do with the fact that it
is a memorial at that intersection for a person who
was killed by a.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Hit and run. Okay, gentlemen in that intersection a couple
of years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, why don't you just do what folks do when
they somebody dies up the road, put a sign of
put a cross up or something. They put a cross
where people died and then you can, you know, drive
by and see it.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know the answer to this question, Billy ed,
but very often people involved in that community are not religious.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Some are, some are not sure. But just like with
everything else in the world, gay people are just like you. No,
some do this, and some do that, and some think this,
and some think that. Some are big and some are small,
some are skinny, some are fat. Okay, doctor serious, No,
they're not just like they have short hair, some have
long Do any of the gay men have sex with women? Eh?
(02:39):
I mean you know it has happened occasionally, and.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
They're a word for that. What do you guys call them?
Like a gold star homosexual.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's without women involved. Somebody explained this to me recently.
They said, if there's a gay guy, if you were
worried about saying a gay earlier when you said that
thing about Andy Lennox, you really stepped off in it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Now, No, this is interesting. If there's a if there's
a gay guy who was birthed in a cesarean section
and then as a as a as an older person,
never hooked up with a woman. Somehow, that's more appealing
to gay men. The cesarean section part is the thing
that confuses me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, that doesn't. It's kind of a nitpicky thing, you know,
because you didn't really have a choice, and that did you? Right?
If they didn't have a choice, what does it matter?
And also who cares if they were?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What were we talking about before you got all gay?
We're going to Florida and this report, that's right, it's
brought to you by no Florida Man, is brought to
you by the Silver Slipper Casino.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, the Silver Slippers part of it. It's not in Florida,
but it's closer to Florida than we are right now.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It is on the coast, and I mean, if you
were gonna spend some time on the coast, Wood and
Silver Slipper in Mississippi be a whole lot safer and
more fun than Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I like going to a nice casino, but I also
don't like getting overcharged, and that's what the Silver Slipper
Casino is. Great deals on luxury rooms, accommodates, entertainment, gaming,
fantastic buffet, a delicious steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, it's Florida, man is as a shootout. You got
a Florida man. I got a Florida man. Let's let's go.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We've got two Florida man stories packed side by side,
a double dose of Florida.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
First of all, Florida man deliberately accelerated his car towards
children playing in the street. That is not the way
an adult is supposed to behave. This guy's name is Todd.
Todd is forty five, and he was driving along with
his wife in their BMW. Fancy.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh yeah, those Germans, they've never done anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, yeah, So he and his wife say that there
was a group of children in the street riding their
bikes recklessly and and you know, like circling his car,
and oh my god, he was in he felt like
he was in danger. Now the children say different. This
guy was driving down the street and whipped his car
(05:03):
in the way, cut him off, and then rolled the
window down. Apparently Todd's wife yelled, get out of the road,
you expletives, move, get out the way. I don't know
you know what words she put in there, but then
they said. Then she got out of the car and
came at him, looking like she wanted to fight.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Him.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So this thirteen year old boy was on his bike,
he was trying to cross the street. That's when he
says Todd intentionally accelerated the BMW and hit him. Well,
he hit his bike, jumped off the bike just in time,
but the bike was pretty much destroyed. So both sides
(05:44):
telling a different story. You know. He's like, well, those
kids were out of control, and they're like, we were
just you know, riding around in the street and he
went nuts. So guess what what There is video footage,
and the video footage later showed the cops that to BMW,
you did in fact accelerate into the thirteen year old
boy as he was trying to cross the road on
(06:04):
his bike. Damaged bike beyond repair. Todd was arrested. Todd
charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and little
mischief always throwing some mischief there. His wife was charged
with battery. They asked him a question, charged charged a battery.
So apparently todd list lives right down the street. He
(06:26):
was trying to get home and they when she got
out of the car, he accelerated, hit the kid's bike
and then drove on to his house, pulled in the.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Driveway, like the guy at the taco bell earlier in
the show and the police asked him, He's like, why
did you leave your wife at the scene and he's like.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Uh, well, yeah, uh fear. I was in fear and
it made me forget.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Like like breaking into a house and dropping your wallet
kind of like that brilliant All right, I got one
for you. Let's go to Penniless Park, Florida neighborhood there
a quiet, sleepy little corner of the state where a
man went on a late night rampage, naked and destructive.
And they say the neighborhood is the people in the
neighborhood and the man himself all lucky to be alive
(07:18):
after neighbors say they were ready to defend their homes.
According to one person there. And there is a video
capturing the incident.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Isn't there always video footage?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
A man was walking through the yards, exposing himself, exposing
his genitalia. Mister Kenneth whoa look out. Apparently one neighbor,
David Dale, was asleep, he said in the doorbell rang,
He answered the door, opened the door. There was a
guy standing there, stark naked.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh that's the best way to be naked.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Police identify the suspect as Joshua Garrison. Neighbors told the
local news he caused significant damage to their homes and cars.
He threw a pot of plants through a truck window,
tore the lights off the front of a house. Surveillance
video shows this all happened. He tried to get inside
other people's homes. He pulled a screen out, laid it down,
(08:04):
attempted to get the window open, then goes back and well,
more damage, more damage. Finally, a neighbor say, as he
ran into the back room backyard, that is, he began
to touch himself in a provocative manner. Oh boy, he
added that. The report that the man jumped over his
six foot fence using a woodpile, and there he helped
himself to a drink. The report doesn't explain how he
(08:26):
got the drink. Oh, here we go. He was seen
grabbing a bottle of beer in a can of soda.
I guess they must have had like a bar in
the backyard or something, a little get together out there.
You know, you can get the stuff for that at
the outdoor living center. You ever go there, you can
get all that and more. Yeah, they got some nice
stuff there. Anyway, Here are a couple of the victims
breaking down what exactly happened to their property as this
(08:48):
man was just running around naked before eventually getting arrested.
Go ahead, play the tape, Please.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Open the doorbell, rang I answered the door and opened
the door, and there was a guy standing here and
he was stark, thinking that's true. A pot of plant
through my truck window and then tore the lights off
the front of the house.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
He pulled this screen out, laid it down, attempted to
get the leader open the guests and couldn't. So then
he goes back here, grabbed an axe and came back
onto the back porch.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We don't know why he didn't use it.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
We see him open up the fridge, grab a bottle
of beer and a can of soda.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Want to climb out on limb here and guess that
drugs were involved in this? Oh yeah, well it's Florida,
probably Thailand all too. And I bet his mom had
a lot of it. Oh, I bet she did, and
I bet so.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I want to work here. I really think that you
need to ask yourself one simple question, how do you
feel about frontal male nudity, Wolton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You can always tell you getting older when the songs
you hated as a kid suddenly become good as an adult.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And vegetables totally true.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Brussels sprouts. Do you remember eating Brussels sprouts back in
the twentieth century though.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
They were terrible? Because they were terrible, I wouldn't need them.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But now Brussels sprouts around the menu at like every
trendy food truck, every restaurant you go to, crispy Brussels sprouts,
you eat them right now?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, yeah, but one of the reasons you like them now, well,
the brussel sprouts have changed over the years, genetically modified
and all. But also they throw bacon in there, and
they throw brown sugar in there, and they're just throwing
all kinds of other stuff in with the brusthels sprouts
so that you don't even notice that you're actually eating
what used to be a healthy vegetable. One of the
(10:30):
reasons I didn't eat a lot of vegetables when I
was a kid. Not laying any blame on anybody here.
And I love my mama, but she just cooked a
hell out of vegetables. That's just how everybody cooked them
back in the day, just overcook all of that tree,
and so it was just cooked a mush okay, you know,
And maybe my dad liked it that way. Maybe that's
why he snagged her from all the women in the world.
(10:54):
He said, this one's gonna be mine. And but yeah,
I you know, nowadays they tell you barely cook vegetables
at all, just to hardly cook them at all, because
you know, the more you cook them, the less good
for you they are, the less good for you they are.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Even though he didn't say that the way you wanted
him to. He's not wrong, mister t Night.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No, it's true. Raw vegetables have more nutrients in them
than I'm aware when you cook something. That's the problem
with like slow roast barbecue brisket, is the longer you cook,
the less nutrients are in it, but the better it tastes,
you know what I mean. I'd rather have unhealthy brisket
than healthy brussels sprout today. I'm straight any day of
the week.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I wondered if I was the only one that had
a little bit of a problem with this. It ain't
a big problem in my world, but apparently some people
as it is. You're familiar with College Game Day on ESPN.
They used to have the old guy on that would
put the head gear on at the end of the
show that he loved it. Will He retired after the
first Game Day this season. Yeah, he was like eighty
(11:57):
eight years old or something. So this Pat McAfee familiar
with him. Yeah, he doesn't have any sleeves on his show.
He's usually wearing like some tank top, like some silly
radio DJ or something.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Seems like a cool guy, but I don't want to
see his armpit hair anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
For the past several weeks now Game Day has basically
just turned into the Pat McAfee show because they said, well,
you know the guy that was here, our signature guy,
he's gone now, so we need another guy that can
be the signature guy. And Pat McAfee he stands on
his chair and shouts and sings the school chance when
(12:34):
he's in front of the home teams there. Two weeks ago,
I told you about him singing a shout at Oregon
because you know that's where they filmed The Animal House
the movie. They said, oh, it's just a epic scene. However,
many people fans of the show College Game Day are
saying he's ruining it. He's classless. He's made a product
(12:58):
all about himself in the show. I hate watching it.
He's ridiculous. There's another one. Not a fan. No class
used to be a class, a group of classy guys.
Pat needs to go. Not a fan. This just you know,
one after another. And of course he fires back and
he's say, you know who it is, don't like me,
(13:19):
old white people. It's just old white people. They've hated me,
you know, for years now. And you know, I just
tell him, let all you old f's No, I.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Hate you too. Oh man, No, that's not nice. I
feel like I'm gonna make this more complicated for you,
Billy ed. He's actually said a lot of things publicly
you would passionately agree with. Oh I know, like did
you know after the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics opening ceremony,
he said those drag queens that were mocking Christian imagery
with the Last Supper were a disgrace and ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's not about him, who he is, what he stands for,
and it's what he does on the show. There's multiple hours,
like three hour show. That's that's where they're saying he's
ruined the show, and you know, he's like, you know,
those same people never got along with him, the teachers
and the principals in school when I was a kid,
they hated me. So it's just part of my life.
(14:15):
And so he just says, that's just too bad, that's
just how it's going to be, and you old white people.
Now he's kind of I was kind of iffy on him.
I watched a little bit of it. I don't just
you know, dedicate my Saturday mornings to it or nothing.
But now that he's called me an old white guy
who doesn't like him, I'm thinking maybe I ought not
to like him anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Did you know that back in twenty twenty three he
said we should spend less money on Ukraine and more
money on fixing up the damage done by the North
Carolina floods.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I heard that, did you know? Back at twenty twelve,
But he didn't do it on the show, did he know?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
See, this is about this is about the show. We're
focusing in on the show College Game that'll be in
Nashville this coming weekend to cover the number fifteen Missouri
taking on number two and van de Bilt, who just
spanked the Tigers a little bit? You know, all right,
I know you're already going to say this doesn't matter,
but did you know back in twenty twelve, after those
(15:08):
Marines got in trouble for urinating on the Taliban corpses,
he tweeted out, who cares those dudes tried to kill
our dudes? All good quality communs? Yeah, I had didn't
matter about the game day though? What's he doing on
game day?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I just wish you'd just kind of like.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Saying, well, you know, Kenny does great works for charities,
raises a lot of money and stuff. But then when
he comes in here in the morning, he keeps trying
to shut me down, and we can't have that. You
should probably not. Well, we do agree that he needs
to get some sleeves and maybe some sleep. Yeah, well,
maybe he's just tired. Oh, poor guy get grumpy when
(15:44):
they're tired. Billy ed all the hell.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
With all of y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
If you had twenty four hours with me and I
couldn't say no, what would we do? Well, young and
we go fishing, and you and I'd have a talk
about your goals in life. Walton and Johnson,
You know, I don't want to sound I don't want
to sound gay, but I think Annie Lennox is kick
ass I do too.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, now you sound gay?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I mean it does. No, I get it. It's kind
of gay to like Annie Lennox. What isn't was this like,
what is it Florence in the machine? Before there was
Florence in the machine?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, yeah, that's not really doing her any favors. But
okay for the younger listeners perhaps maybe so.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You gays are really mad at Florence in the machine.
What did she do to ruffle your panties?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, it's not like she came down and scraped off
the Pride flag off the intersection in Montrose. No, the
governor and the mayor did that.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I will admit.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
By the way, the colors are back, even though because
they did it with chalk, right, Yeah, they've chalked and
painted and the the the Pride colors have re emerged.
The intersection in Montrose, I will.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Admit, even though I wanted it gone, it was a
waste of time because I mean, come on, that neighborhood
is full of potholes. We're supposed to care that they
painted crosswalk. I just I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's gonna cost us a bunch of money. You know,
the federal government says, if you want that money, you
ought to not do stuff like that. And we're talking like,
you know, five million dollars. Texas Department of Transportations got
to comply with the federal standards or they lose funding.
But do the gay folks care about that? Nah, they
(01:22):
just want the rainbow flag.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Apparently the local pride organization paid for the paint. It
wasn't paid for it by the city. Still it is dominant.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It ain't the money we're talking about here. It's the
federal money, right, that's right. Still, we don't need it.
We don't need a gay crosswalk. Nobody needs that. And
it's not just about the rainbow flag or the you know,
the community, the LGBT whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It also has to do with the fact that it
is a memorial at that intersection for a person who
was killed by a.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Hit and run. Okay, gentlemen in that intersection a couple
of years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, why don't you just do what folks do when
they somebody dies up the road, put a sign of
put a cross up or something. They put a cross
where people died and then you can, you know, drive
by and see it.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know the answer to this question, Billy ed,
but very often people involved in that community are not religious.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Some are, some are not sure. But just like with
everything else in the world, gay people are just like you. No,
some do this, and some do that, and some think this,
and some think that. Some are big and some are small,
some are skinny, some are fat. Okay, doctor serious, No,
they're not just like they have short hair, some have
long Do any of the gay men have sex with women? Eh?
(02:39):
I mean you know it has happened occasionally, and.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
They're a word for that. What do you guys call them?
Like a gold star homosexual.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's without women involved. Somebody explained this to me recently.
They said, if there's a gay guy, if you were
worried about saying a gay earlier when you said that
thing about Andy Lennox, you really stepped off in it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Now, No, this is interesting. If there's a if there's
a gay guy who was birthed in a cesarean section
and then as a as a as an older person,
never hooked up with a woman. Somehow, that's more appealing
to gay men. The cesarean section part is the thing
that confuses me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, that doesn't. It's kind of a nitpicky thing, you know,
because you didn't really have a choice, and that did you? Right?
If they didn't have a choice, what does it matter?
And also who cares if they were?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What were we talking about before you got all gay?
We're going to Florida and this report, that's right, it's
brought to you by no Florida Man, is brought to
you by the Silver Slipper Casino.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, the Silver Slippers part of it. It's not in Florida,
but it's closer to Florida than we are right now.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It is on the coast, and I mean, if you
were gonna spend some time on the coast, Wood and
Silver Slipper in Mississippi be a whole lot safer and
more fun than Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I like going to a nice casino, but I also
don't like getting overcharged, and that's what the Silver Slipper
Casino is. Great deals on luxury rooms, accommodates, entertainment, gaming,
fantastic buffet, a delicious steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, it's Florida, man is as a shootout. You got
a Florida man. I got a Florida man. Let's let's go.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We've got two Florida man stories packed side by side,
a double dose of Florida.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
First of all, Florida man deliberately accelerated his car towards
children playing in the street. That is not the way
an adult is supposed to behave. This guy's name is Todd.
Todd is forty five, and he was driving along with
his wife in their BMW. Fancy.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh yeah, those Germans, they've never done anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, yeah, So he and his wife say that there
was a group of children in the street riding their
bikes recklessly and and you know, like circling his car,
and oh my god, he was in he felt like
he was in danger. Now the children say different. This
guy was driving down the street and whipped his car
(05:03):
in the way, cut him off, and then rolled the
window down. Apparently Todd's wife yelled, get out of the road,
you expletives, move, get out the way. I don't know
you know what words she put in there, but then
they said. Then she got out of the car and
came at him, looking like she wanted to fight.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Him.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So this thirteen year old boy was on his bike,
he was trying to cross the street. That's when he
says Todd intentionally accelerated the BMW and hit him. Well,
he hit his bike, jumped off the bike just in time,
but the bike was pretty much destroyed. So both sides
(05:44):
telling a different story. You know. He's like, well, those
kids were out of control, and they're like, we were
just you know, riding around in the street and he
went nuts. So guess what what There is video footage,
and the video footage later showed the cops that to BMW,
you did in fact accelerate into the thirteen year old
boy as he was trying to cross the road on
(06:04):
his bike. Damaged bike beyond repair. Todd was arrested. Todd
charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and little
mischief always throwing some mischief there. His wife was charged
with battery. They asked him a question, charged charged a battery.
So apparently todd list lives right down the street. He
(06:26):
was trying to get home and they when she got
out of the car, he accelerated, hit the kid's bike
and then drove on to his house, pulled in the.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Driveway, like the guy at the taco bell earlier in
the show and the police asked him, He's like, why
did you leave your wife at the scene and he's like.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Uh, well, yeah, uh fear. I was in fear and
it made me forget.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Like like breaking into a house and dropping your wallet
kind of like that brilliant All right, I got one
for you. Let's go to Penniless Park, Florida neighborhood there
a quiet, sleepy little corner of the state where a
man went on a late night rampage, naked and destructive.
And they say the neighborhood is the people in the
neighborhood and the man himself all lucky to be alive
(07:18):
after neighbors say they were ready to defend their homes.
According to one person there. And there is a video
capturing the incident.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Isn't there always video footage?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
A man was walking through the yards, exposing himself, exposing
his genitalia. Mister Kenneth whoa look out. Apparently one neighbor,
David Dale, was asleep, he said in the doorbell rang,
He answered the door, opened the door. There was a
guy standing there, stark naked.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh that's the best way to be naked.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Police identify the suspect as Joshua Garrison. Neighbors told the
local news he caused significant damage to their homes and cars.
He threw a pot of plants through a truck window,
tore the lights off the front of a house. Surveillance
video shows this all happened. He tried to get inside
other people's homes. He pulled a screen out, laid it down,
(08:04):
attempted to get the window open, then goes back and well,
more damage, more damage. Finally, a neighbor say, as he
ran into the back room backyard, that is, he began
to touch himself in a provocative manner. Oh boy, he
added that. The report that the man jumped over his
six foot fence using a woodpile, and there he helped
himself to a drink. The report doesn't explain how he
(08:26):
got the drink. Oh, here we go. He was seen
grabbing a bottle of beer in a can of soda.
I guess they must have had like a bar in
the backyard or something, a little get together out there.
You know, you can get the stuff for that at
the outdoor living center. You ever go there, you can
get all that and more. Yeah, they got some nice
stuff there. Anyway, Here are a couple of the victims
breaking down what exactly happened to their property as this
(08:48):
man was just running around naked before eventually getting arrested.
Go ahead, play the tape, Please.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Open the doorbell, rang I answered the door and opened
the door, and there was a guy standing here and
he was stark, thinking that's true. A pot of plant
through my truck window and then tore the lights off
the front of the house.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
He pulled this screen out, laid it down, attempted to
get the leader open the guests and couldn't. So then
he goes back here, grabbed an axe and came back
onto the back porch.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We don't know why he didn't use it.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
We see him open up the fridge, grab a bottle
of beer and a can of soda.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Want to climb out on limb here and guess that
drugs were involved in this? Oh yeah, well it's Florida,
probably Thailand all too. And I bet his mom had
a lot of it. Oh, I bet she did, and
I bet so.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I want to work here. I really think that you
need to ask yourself one simple question, how do you
feel about frontal male nudity, Wolton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You can always tell you getting older when the songs
you hated as a kid suddenly become good as an adult.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And vegetables totally true.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Brussels sprouts. Do you remember eating Brussels sprouts back in
the twentieth century though.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
They were terrible? Because they were terrible, I wouldn't need them.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But now Brussels sprouts around the menu at like every
trendy food truck, every restaurant you go to, crispy Brussels sprouts,
you eat them right now?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, yeah, but one of the reasons you like them now, well,
the brussel sprouts have changed over the years, genetically modified
and all. But also they throw bacon in there, and
they throw brown sugar in there, and they're just throwing
all kinds of other stuff in with the brusthels sprouts
so that you don't even notice that you're actually eating
what used to be a healthy vegetable. One of the
(10:30):
reasons I didn't eat a lot of vegetables when I
was a kid. Not laying any blame on anybody here.
And I love my mama, but she just cooked a
hell out of vegetables. That's just how everybody cooked them
back in the day, just overcook all of that tree,
and so it was just cooked a mush okay, you know,
And maybe my dad liked it that way. Maybe that's
why he snagged her from all the women in the world.
(10:54):
He said, this one's gonna be mine. And but yeah,
I you know, nowadays they tell you barely cook vegetables
at all, just to hardly cook them at all, because
you know, the more you cook them, the less good
for you they are, the less good for you they are.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Even though he didn't say that the way you wanted
him to. He's not wrong, mister t Night.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No, it's true. Raw vegetables have more nutrients in them
than I'm aware when you cook something. That's the problem
with like slow roast barbecue brisket, is the longer you cook,
the less nutrients are in it, but the better it tastes,
you know what I mean. I'd rather have unhealthy brisket
than healthy brussels sprout today. I'm straight any day of
the week.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I wondered if I was the only one that had
a little bit of a problem with this. It ain't
a big problem in my world, but apparently some people
as it is. You're familiar with College Game Day on ESPN.
They used to have the old guy on that would
put the head gear on at the end of the
show that he loved it. Will He retired after the
first Game Day this season. Yeah, he was like eighty
(11:57):
eight years old or something. So this Pat McAfee familiar
with him. Yeah, he doesn't have any sleeves on his show.
He's usually wearing like some tank top, like some silly
radio DJ or something.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Seems like a cool guy, but I don't want to
see his armpit hair anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
For the past several weeks now Game Day has basically
just turned into the Pat McAfee show because they said, well,
you know the guy that was here, our signature guy,
he's gone now, so we need another guy that can
be the signature guy. And Pat McAfee he stands on
his chair and shouts and sings the school chance when
(12:34):
he's in front of the home teams there. Two weeks ago,
I told you about him singing a shout at Oregon
because you know that's where they filmed The Animal House
the movie. They said, oh, it's just a epic scene. However,
many people fans of the show College Game Day are
saying he's ruining it. He's classless. He's made a product
(12:58):
all about himself in the show. I hate watching it.
He's ridiculous. There's another one. Not a fan. No class
used to be a class, a group of classy guys.
Pat needs to go. Not a fan. This just you know,
one after another. And of course he fires back and
he's say, you know who it is, don't like me,
(13:19):
old white people. It's just old white people. They've hated me,
you know, for years now. And you know, I just
tell him, let all you old f's No, I.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Hate you too. Oh man, No, that's not nice. I
feel like I'm gonna make this more complicated for you,
Billy ed. He's actually said a lot of things publicly
you would passionately agree with. Oh I know, like did
you know after the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics opening ceremony,
he said those drag queens that were mocking Christian imagery
with the Last Supper were a disgrace and ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
That's not about him, who he is, what he stands for,
and it's what he does on the show. There's multiple hours,
like three hour show. That's that's where they're saying he's
ruined the show, and you know, he's like, you know,
those same people never got along with him, the teachers
and the principals in school when I was a kid,
they hated me. So it's just part of my life.
(14:15):
And so he just says, that's just too bad, that's
just how it's going to be, and you old white people.
Now he's kind of I was kind of iffy on him.
I watched a little bit of it. I don't just
you know, dedicate my Saturday mornings to it or nothing.
But now that he's called me an old white guy
who doesn't like him, I'm thinking maybe I ought not
to like him anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Did you know that back in twenty twenty three he
said we should spend less money on Ukraine and more
money on fixing up the damage done by the North
Carolina floods.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I heard that, did you know? Back at twenty twelve,
But he didn't do it on the show, did he know?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
See, this is about this is about the show. We're
focusing in on the show College Game that'll be in
Nashville this coming weekend to cover the number fifteen Missouri
taking on number two and van de Bilt, who just
spanked the Tigers a little bit? You know, all right,
I know you're already going to say this doesn't matter,
but did you know back in twenty twelve, after those
(15:08):
Marines got in trouble for urinating on the Taliban corpses,
he tweeted out, who cares those dudes tried to kill
our dudes? All good quality communs? Yeah, I had didn't
matter about the game day though? What's he doing on
game day?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I just wish you'd just kind of like.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Saying, well, you know, Kenny does great works for charities,
raises a lot of money and stuff. But then when
he comes in here in the morning, he keeps trying
to shut me down, and we can't have that. You
should probably not. Well, we do agree that he needs
to get some sleeves and maybe some sleep. Yeah, well,
maybe he's just tired. Oh, poor guy get grumpy when
(15:44):
they're tired. Billy ed all the hell.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
With all of y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
If you had twenty four hours with me and I
couldn't say no, what would we do? Well, young and
we go fishing, and you and I'd have a talk
about your goals in life. Walton and Johnson,
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