The Triangle of Death - TUE 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Or a gift for a woman I'm dating, and then
we break up before the gift arrives and I get
the gift, Is it okay to give it to a
different woman?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, I'll take Oh a woman, and I think it's
gonna fit you. What's your brass eye? What kind of
gift were you giving some woman that you were about
to break up with? I feel like I just explained
the whole thing to you by saying what you say?
What it was? You don't do that lingerie thing again?

(00:27):
Are you? Didn't you learn that lesson?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I like when women wear cheap lingerie afterwards, I want
them to throw it out. I don't ever want to
see it again. Women, if you've ever spent a lot
of money on lingerie, you wasted your money. There's no
way guys want to see you in it. Twice. Get
the cheap stuff anyway. This uh celebrity birthday report proudly
brought to you by Jame's her Way.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's Carade Lavigne's birthday, Yeah or Delvine, whichever you prefer. Okay,
of course she was Enchantress in the first Suicide Squad.
She's thirty three today. M hmm. It is also Casey
Afflex birthday, Ben Afflex little brother. You know he got
himself an oscar not long ago. He was in a

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lot of movies, including Goodwill Hunting. You probably saw that.
He's yeah, fifty, I mentioned that ivette Nicole Brown. That's
not Nicole Brown Simpson. This is a different person. She's
fifty four. Pete Sampress look at tennis stud mister Harry,
legs and arms and everything. Pete Sampress is fifty four.

(01:34):
Peter Krause is sixty. He was in Six Feet Under
and a lot of other things. Yeah, sir, mix a lot. Yeah,
come on, you know you got some. Should have told
me to chew it up ahead of time. On sixty two,
I would have had it already to go get fown.

(01:58):
What does that mean? Sprung? What is I mean? Mister?
When he says you get sprung? What does he mean?
That means they let you out of prison? Oh? Bruce
Greenwood is sixty nine. Okay, nice, you'd know him if
you saw him. Nice. Sam Jones seventy one. No, that's not.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's always a social media influencer. When he skates past it,
it's almost that's what I had usually.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, unless it's just somebody I don't like. Jim Beaver.
Mister Beaver is seventy five years old. That's pretty funny.
He played a somebody's husband on Deadwood. I know who
he was. Which one he was at? City boy? Rich

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city boy come up to Deadwood to find him some gold,
and I believe Schwerringing sent Dan up there to the
in the mountains to show him the gold. And that's
when Dan said, Hey, look right over the edge of
that cliff. And when he looked over, he's like boom,
He's gone Wow. Why they kill him? Probably because as

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a city boy, they don't like city boys exactly. Mark
Nuffler of Dire Streets is seventy six years old. If
you've been with us for the majority of the show,
you'll probably have noted. We have been featuring some Dire
Streets this morning. One of my favorite bands, m HM.
George Hamilton, the Very Tan Man, is eighty six. It's

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also the birthdays of the late Buck Owens and a
Porter Wagoner. Wow. That cool Buck and Porter. Huh. Now,
Buck was a little younger, you know, Porter came around first,
but both of them made their mark for sure. His
name is Buck and he likes to have a happy birthday.
Can you name the backup band for Porter Wagoner the Revolution? Yep,

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it was Prince Oh, I like Prince Yeah, Princess Good. Now, yeah,
Prince was good. He's right, dude, Porter Wagoner and the Wagoneers. Well,
that's creative, dude, It's like you didn't even try. Today
is also Cecil beat the Mills birthday, born in eighteen
eighty one, so yeah, he's no longer with us. He

(04:14):
did the Ten Commandments, the you know, the old long
time ago. It's National Vinyl Record Day, pretty sure that
was Moses. And it is also National Middle Child Day,
so if you have a sibling who is a middle child,
just look right past it.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, if you're a middle child, just know that everyone
hates you. It's also a National Julian fr'es Day. What
the hell are Julian fries.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I think that's what they also, Oh, no, crinkle cut
is where they're crinkly, not waffle fries. Julian frieser. Long
and kind of thin? Is that? What? Long and thin?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like the McDonald's friar Julia or thinner thin, very thin?
I like the fries at what a burger? Because they're
kind of like the fries at McDonald's. But when you
go to then like in and Out Burger, I don't
think it's any good. I think it ruins the fry.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
The best thing about Waterburger French fries is you get
to dip them into waburger ketchup. Also that's the good stuff.
Also they have spicy ketchup.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
But I just learned this eating french fries three times
a week dramatically increases your risk of developing diabetes. And
that research was conducted at the University of Unnecessary Studies.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Nobody needs to ever know any of that. Guard exactly.
Thank you. You don't need to tell us that. Get
out of here. You ready for this day in history?
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Speaker 1 (05:41):
I like it one eight hundred Lotigers, Lawtigers dot Com.
And on this day in eighteen ninety eight, Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Come on, you want to go further back than that,
don't you a any okay, go further back than that
on this date in fourteen ninety two, anybody Columbus oulld
the Ocean book. Columbus arrived at some sort of Canary Islands.
It was I guess he saw land for the first
time in a while. It was his first voyage. And
that's what put his name on the map. Bro. You know,
I love me some Christopher, you do.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I have broken up with girls because they didn't like
Christopher Columbus.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well one did they even meet him?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Then something about what doesn't matter. But the point is
Christopher Columbus was a fantastic guy. He was like Thomas Edison,
Steve jobs Elon Musk and look how great they were.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
They were never controversial, of course, not ever. They say
he might have been a little bit racist. No, but
in fourteen hundred and ninety two that nobody even knew
what that was.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
No record of him ever owning any slaves. He wanted
to trade with people and that he thought were in
the New World. He thought he was in India.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You think David Duke owned any slaves either that we
know of. But he's been labeled a racist. He couldn't
be one without the other, you.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Know, But David Duke didn't live at a time when
you could own a slave. It's not the same thing.
It's like saying you can still own slaves today. That's
like saying he never killed anyone with a laser rifle.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well, you tell me that there is still slavery today,
That means it is a eagle somewhere and David Dupe
doesn't own any But we know today in eighteen ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, Hawaii was annexed by the United States.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is that a fact? Yeah? Today in eighteen ninety eight,
how about that.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, they're still not happy about it, and we kicked
their assides. If you ever want to see a group
of people that were defeated by just the most minimal
amount of effort and technology, take a good look at Hawaiians.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well have you seen their navy, right, I mean it's
like six guys with some paddles.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
If you ever meet someone that has Hawaiian pride, don't
respect that person. They don't deserve your respect. You know,
they think poi is delicious? Have you ever had poi?
You're never going, are you?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's not even as good as hummus. I can tell
you're never going. Now, why go all the way there?
You could just go to Costa Rica. It's a much
shorter flight. They like things like TOOI and pog. They're
simple people when it comes to naming things.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Aren't POGs just milk caps and they play a game
where they hit They're so bored in Hawaii. They take
milk caps and they knock them over. And that's a
game that's like checkers to them. They think it's a
real sport. You've actually never been.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I know pog is a combination and breakfast drink of pineapple,
orange and guava. Pog. What are POGs? Then? Pogh? But
there's a cample orange guava.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
You say that my generation knows POGs being that really
lame game with milk caps. Today, nineteen thirteen, Misco Nabisco
registers the Oreo trademark.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Do you all know what nibiscos did for oh Coors?
Go ahead? Something about biscuits National Biscuit Company. Today, in
nineteen fifty five, the US minimum wage jumps from seventy
five cents to one dollar per hour. Damn that was
a huge raise all of a sudden. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Today, in nineteen eighty one, IBM introduced the PC and
today in nineteen ninety four, Major League Baseball went on
strike and it lasted two hundred and thirty two days.
There was no World Series, and nobody cared and it
didn't matter. Oh no, what it was that nineteen ninety four.
I kind of remember that, Yeah, I kind of remember
it too, but it was baseball.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Man.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well, I like baseball, but I didn't care that much
that year because I was twelve. I think the reason
I didn't care that year was that was the year
my dad got into a fight with the umpire and
he got kicked out of the He was president of
the Little League Association in our county, and I remember thinking, wow,
just like that, baseball is not fun for me anymore.
After watching all the grownups fight each other out on

(09:21):
the field.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Soone threw a chair. Oh no, well a folding chair
or a very hard, hard chair one of the problems
with throwing a chair at It was the most exciting
day of the whole season. And then when I went
back to school in the fall that year, everybody was like, Kenny,
your dad's chair thrower.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Your dad, well, it was his coach. My dad was
the manager, but they were in the newspaper. He was
in the local newspapers like Kenny, we saw your dad
in the newspaper. Yeah, I know, I know, Like your
dad's really into baseball. Yeah I'm aware of that. Do
you like baseball that much?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Not anymore? No, they used to. Yeah, he ruined it anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's why whenever I see parents fighting over youth sports
and always makes me feel a little nostalgic.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
You know, you should round up all those kids that
are sitting back watching a Paris fight and just tell
them you're gonna have to find another hobby. Yeah, you're
not gonna enjoy this after today.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
If there's any kids out there and you're dealing with
a similar thing right now, your dad got a little
too involved in youth sports and he got into a
fight with an umpire, one of the other coaches, or
maybe a parent out in the stand. Remember, the only
reason why he did that is because he loves you,
not because he did a degenerate gambler who bets on
little kids games.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh wait, what Republicans just want sexy white girls with
perfectly rounds in their ads.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
We're here to say no to that.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fast shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. Any
ugly people, if they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson. It's a two parter.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
We'll start with this fake nurse has just been arrested
for being a fake nurse.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Obviously pretending to be a nurse, for the crime of
not being a real nurse. Now here's where this gets
a little tricky. Guys.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
She treated forty four hundred and eighty six patients. To
be clear, that's four hundred eighty six patients. She was
even promoted for doing a good job.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
So she was good at it. She just didn't take
the test and go through all those qualifiers and actually
be licensed. The average person could probably do most jobs
without the bs of gatekeeping degrees. You know you used
to You could be a lawyer back in the old days.
If you just decided you wanted to be a lawyer,

(11:43):
you could just hang out of side and says, hey,
you know Kenny's law firm. You didn't have to go
through all that trouble. Now, you might not be a
good one. Now, of course you have to go through
all the schooling and testing, and it's very difficult. I
think technically you just have to pass the bar. But
to pass the bar, you're probably not gonna be able

(12:03):
to do that. I might need to study a little.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
All right, let's talk about while we're doing healthcare news,
the medicine, health news, the the triangle of death.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Are you familiar with the triangle of death? Is that
in Bermuda, the Bermuda triangle where you know, alien abductions
are common just commonplace.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Not a wrong answer, but not what we're looking for.
The triangle of death is that spot right in the
middle of your on your nostril there where usually people
get a nose ring, not the septum, but the other
you know, the nose ring right the side of your nose.
Is that what you're you're pointing at. Well, it's a
very specific little dot right in the crease there. And
if you get a ZiT there, don't pop it, Okay?

(12:45):
Will you die? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
You could, You could die. That's it's dun squeeze saving
lives this morning. I love it.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
That's why it's called the triangle of death. That's the
warning from mom of three, Lesh Marie, who ended up
in urgent care and filing Ford, Philly, four different prescriptions
just because she simply popped a pimple on her face.
The spot in question sat in what dermatologists call the
triangle of death.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I know multiple dermatologists, and I've never heard them speak
of the triangle. Well, I ask him about it. I
will her blemish blunder could have actually killed her. M
Let's connected directly to the brain, right You know that.
It's kind of like on the inside of your nose.
If you pull a nose hair, you can feel it.
It actually hurts your brain and I probably come pretty

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close to death at time or two. Liss tried to
pop assist pimple lysh Marie lish name her mister. L
I s h. She got the Z right below her nostril,
pretty common. L I s hs. Okay. That's all you
had to do was say yes, yes, it was anyways,
can feel free to not answer if you if you

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choose to be that kind of a person. I was
going to not answer, but you really wanted so I
told you she feel better now I had to call
you out all right, Lish had this ze right where
you might get a nose ring essentially, and she pops
it and within four hours, as she put it, things
got bad. Her face started swelling up so much that
she tried to smile on the the opposite side actually

(14:12):
raised into a grin. It was like her face had
a paralysis.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
She was out on a stroke bell palsy is, She said.
The results were extremely painful. Doctors at Urgent Care put
her on four medications to take care of the infection,
including steroids and antibiotics. You should get those steroids are antibiotics,
all of it, all of that. I don't think I
need antibiotics. No, but you just you have it just
to prepare. I would, I would do steroids. Mister out,

(14:37):
Can you get some?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I can get some for you. What kind of
money are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Wait, what kind of sneero are we talking about? You
want to you know, to pump yourself up, or you
want to get rid of a medical, you know, issue
like that hurt back. I want to get Can I
do that? Can I take steroids from my back? Pregno
zone has been suggested. We have had dozens of people
email us all kinds of comments, and most of them
were helpful about your injured back story Ken he threw

(15:05):
his back out nothing doing nothing, and that's how it happens.
Many people here at the station have also come by
to commiserate. Some of the emails have suggested predna zone.
Of course, advil. I would suggest for advil at a time.
That is prescription strength, anti inflammatory. A lot of this

(15:27):
is caused by inflammation. One guy said where did he
go up? I have his? Anyway, He said, for your back,
you should stop doing dead lifts or any bent over
rows that you might be doing. He said, I'm sixty
five now, started weights when I was fourteen, and I
tell all my people to don't do those Olympic lifts

(15:52):
like deadlifting. For one. He also did recommend prednazone. That's doctor, yeah,
doctor Coleman, Doctor, I got some bad news for you.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
The reason that you're having issues with your back from
deadlifting is because your form is wrong. And I will
tell you that before I started lifting weights, this thing
with my back once in a blue moon for no
reason was happening then too.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's not before you were a dead lifter didn't have
anything to do with lifting weights. Sadly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
But one thing we've learned from the pandemic is just
because you're a doctor doesn't mean you know what you're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
And I that's PhD. Oh you like that, it says PhD. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, anyway, the point of this whole story is you
don't want to pop a pimple. There licious pimple fell
inside the triangle of death. It's an area of the
face where a popped pimple can release bacteria into the brain.
Billy ud leading to potentially life threatening infections.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
And that's what happened to her, So don't let it
happen to you. Okay. Now that Showbiz Update, Hollywood News
and whatever's going on with celebrities everywhere. I found a
story that I know Billy ed Hatchfield is going to love.
It will be about that, Okay. Tonight on Hulu the
season premiere of a brand new show called Alien Earth.

(17:20):
All right, Okay, it's got promise. Sure. It's a it's
a spin off of the alien movies, you know, the
ones with the teeth that shoot out and burst out
of your chest and they whip their tail around and
they bleed acid all that. In this case a spacecraft
carrying five different types of alien life forms crashes on Earth,

(17:46):
and a team of humans, who of course naturally have
had their consciousness transferred into synthetic bodies, is sent to investigate. Wow,
that could be awful. It might be good. It just
depends on, you know how good theme aliens are a man?
You obviously loved Alien Versus Predator, right.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh yeah, absolutely illegal aliens fighting against Whoopi Goldberg.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
That sounds like a good show. It is a good show.
I would watch that. Yeah, I would bet Whoopee is
probably going to be in this. Why do you think that, Well,
it's five different alien life forms, he's bound to be
representing one of them. Oh yeah, Statistically speaking, she's got
a fall in there showing gotta be covered. So that's
on Hulu. Have you guys taken a look at the
new King of the Heliet? You know I have not.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
I try to help you guys. Have you watched Tires yet?
On Netflix? I have fought with Shane Gellis and Vince
Vaughan and all those guys. I tell you about this stuff,
and then eventually years later, did you like The Patriot?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
The Patriot? The movie with Mel Gibson.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
No, The Patriots, a TV show about a guy who
plays he's a folk singer and a CIA agent.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Meant to get on that, and then I got distracted
by the shows I like, well, sorry, excuse me, and
trying to tell you about all the good hell good,
but I ain't gonna talk about it. I ain't gonna
tell nobody about it, because you know, you start talking
about next thing, you know, you ruin something for somebody,
you know. I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Probably the thing about King of the Hell though, it's,
you know, it's jokes and stuff. The plot line is
start of a secondary Mostly it's just a funny show
about these guys in a small town in Texas. Uh huh,
you know, the storyline, the story arc isn't as important
as the jokes.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Here's some Apparently this is stuff people didn't know. I
guess city folks didn't know this. Cows don't just automatically
start giving out milk. You know that they have to
have a baby first. They got to go to a
grocery store. I would imagine that's what I did. Once
they once they get knocked up, have a calf milk everywhere.

(19:38):
Dairy cow. Yeah, so there you go.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Join to blow your mind with something in the news
today that you probably thought happened twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
As long as it's consensual.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
AOL just announced that they're discontinuing their dial up service.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
How long has it been since you've heard that noise?
How long? I didn't that sound? I mean, it's it's
part of your childhood, right, I didn't know. No, it
still existed. Oh, I hated that.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I think that's the reason why dubstep is so popular
with people in their thirties.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
They remember that as a kid.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Anyway, Apparently a lot of people were surprised AOL still
had a dial up service. So if you're wondering who's
upset about this, there's probably one person in your life.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
That's it. Kids, Grandma lost her AOL connection.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
No dialing up since nineteen ninety threes.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Wrong, since you'll have no way too bed on football
or slowly download Jello recipe. She was the queen, all right.
I was surprised to learn this. In twenty fifteen, dial
up AOL had one point five million users. In twenty
twenty one, it plummeted to the low thousands. AOL originally

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launched its dial up service in nineteen ninety one, meaning
it will be thirty four years old when it's finally
shut down. You know what also plummeted within the last
five years or so. What's that? Landlines? Yeah, you don't
see those. You have dial up at home. If you
don't have a landline.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Do you remember the stacks of free AOL CDs at stores.
They'd mailrid you, they'd be in magazines.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
They just throw them out of trucks, littering the side
of the road. Take one. Yeah, I know what could
you do with those?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I guess you could, like they make good targets, Yeah,
make maybe use them as a Chinese throwing star that too, Yeah, yeah,
excuse me, a Taiwanese throwing star.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I want you to listen to me. I'm gonna say
this again. I did not have sexual relations with Walton
and Johnson.