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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What are y'all doing for New Year's Eve?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
And why aren't you joining us at District two forty
nine for our New Year's Eve comedy show.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, first of all, that's first I've heard of it. Yeah, man,
who is us?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Me and my comedy writing party partner Jesse Payton, and
a handful.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Of other team Jesse Payton. He's a he's a wild one.
He is a hilarious comedian.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
There may be a cameo appearance by a local congressman,
a popular Maga Republican lawmaker you're all familiar with.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I don't want to say who. You wouldn't want to
say who?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Well, I don't. If he does bring his hot wife,
he probably yeah, and that's good enough for me. He
said he was going to go, and his team said
he was going to go. But it's it's not like
we're paying him to be there. So you know, he's
a former military so almost stay clear of the of
the lady watch.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
He's you know, while he's around.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's the guy there.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
May or may not be a famous guy there who
used to fly helicopters.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
In the army. Mayor may or may not be there.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That's about his honestly, Jesse, you'll be there for sure,
and you'll probably be.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
There and a whole bunch of local it's a it's
a comedy showcase. You'll hear a whole bunch of Houston's
best talent.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
If you come out the next New Year's Eves Tomorrow
Night District two forty nine and Tomball and they're doing that.
That's a great it's gonna be a great New Year's
Eve party. That's a fun place to hang out at. Yeah,
Brayline told me she can't. Just had what to wear
as we stay home out of the crowds. Probably some
of them Donald Trump pajamas. Yeah, she looks good in
(01:19):
nil of course, who didn't, Yeah, no kidding, yep. Well, anyway,
what as we you know, mature in life, we do
a lot of less, a lot less party chasing that
we leave New Year's Eve for the amateurs, you know,
see young kids.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Most of the trendy nightclubs and stuff will be obnoxious
on New Year's but there will be a few places
here and there where there's something cool happening, and we
just happen to have a laid back comedy show going on.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
There's gonna be cheap drinks. They got good food there.
You know, that'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't have to stay up till midnight due.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
On well, no you don't. Okay, you can leave whenever
you want. It's not like you're required to stay, although
I do think it's fun when they do the countdown
at ten or like this is the countdown in Bermuda.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh perfect, and you can go to bed or for kids,
they do the countdown in London or the one in Paris.
They always show the Eiffel Tower all lit up and
then the fireworks and then you know it's about six
or seven hours until we have to do it here.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So you go home for dinner. Yeah, I'm done and
bed up in bed by nine. That's a good night there,
all right. Kids, You and I all know what's going
on right now in Minnesota is devastating. It's terrible, but
it's not the only example of massive fraud happening around
the country right now. In fact, a US Department of
(02:43):
Housing and Urban Development report found more than five billion
dollars in taxpayer funds went to questionable rental assistance recipients
during the final year of the Biden administration, including two
a round. Get ready, hold your breath everyone, thirty thousand
deceased tenants, dead people. What there's thirty thousand people.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
This is news if the thousands of.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Whom were potentially not even citizens. And this wasn't in Minnesota,
this was in New York, it was in California, it
was in Washington, d C.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Well, they said, a lot of other sanctuary cities and
states are going to be finding these kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Problems going on.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Eleven percent of taxpayer dollars from hud went to more
than two hundred thousand, right, went to more than two
hundred thousand possibly ineligible tenants, illegal aliens, dead people, non citizens,
people that earned too much to get the money.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
That that's awful when you earn too much money to
get free money.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, well, you know, it never pissed me off ever,
except when they were handing out stimulus checks. When they
were handing out stimulus checks, everyone in this room thought, well, look,
our business was affected by this.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It certainly was.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh, but we make just a little too much money
to benefit from the system that we pay into.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Who make too much money? You for one, Yeah, you
better let me just that that. Did you get a stimulus. Good,
No stimula, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, ob money,
all me money.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
If you're on the upper end of middle class, you
get screwed more than anyone because you still have to
pay the most taxes. But you don't get any of
the cool subsidies that billionaires get, and you don't get
any of the free stuff that poor people get. Where's
just the ones paying for everything?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, that's our job.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
F that. I don't want to pay for everything.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
What what's the point of being I'm just a little
better than an average middle class person. You want to
be trams? Then wait, what if you can become a woman,
then you won't have to do that? You know, No,
I didn't pay for everything.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think women in this case, in this context have
to pay to Have you heard this? The first one
hundred and eighty days of every year you spend working
for free, just giving all that money to the government.
If you add up all the taxes you pay, it
comes out.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
SUTs half the year.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I know when you add up all the sales tax,
property tax, income tax, the water tax, the entertainment the
travel tax, the lodging tax, the hotel tax. When you
add it all up, that's almost half the year you're
working to just give money to the government.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
That's why they want gun control, which is when you
start realizing that and start waking up to it, you're
gonna want to grab a gun. Billy run down there
to the White House and start shaking a fist at
the window.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Billy had sure words have never been spoken to my brother. Yes, sir,
you preach on. Anybody tries to shut you up when
you're talking like that, I'm gonna shut them up.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You damn straight, you are, damn right.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Probably won't actually, but we lost a few this year
that were gun enthusiasts.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
The ones that stood out to me.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
And I didn't know this about this guy, but apparently
Jimmy Cliff, you know, old Jimmy Cliff, the reggae dude. Oh,
it was like a gun, you know, not a nut,
but an enthusiast. Matter of fact, he had a part
in a movie where he played a guy with a gun.
You know, he's like one of them making criminals or something.
You remember Val Kilmer rest in Peace, maybe you remember
(06:00):
and better as Doc Holliday. I'm a huckleberry. A gun
enthusiast and Joe Don Baker I forgot about him, but
he passed away this year at the age of eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Texas boy.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Uh, you know, a veteran and he was a bad guy,
I think in three different Bond movies. But everybody remembers
him as Sheriff Pusser from Walking Tall, the old one,
the original one back in the whatever seventies or eighties
whenever it was, all right, So Joe Don Baker has
a big, old toughson of a gun right there. All right,
(06:34):
So we lost the pope this year, we lost the enthusiast.
Was he No, I was just time on separate. I'm
separating him from the celebrity types. You know that they're
just you know, celebrities for no good reason. All right,
I'll play along. Fell Robertson, Okay, tied back in May
at age seventy nine. Rugged Southern icon, the Duck People,
Hunter family Man celebrated rural American living.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It was a dynasty as what it was sure was y.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Uh. Let's see what about Ozzie Genie's well, Ozzy, I
don't know if he was a gun guy.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
See, we're veering out of the gun world. Yeah. I
just brought that up to mention that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Genie seely Riley, no grand old opry legend known as
miss country Soul.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Let's see Raoul Mallow, charismatic frontman of the Mavericks, blending
country text Max Rockabilly, that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Buck White, co founder of the whites beloved Family Country
Bluegrass group, died.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Diane Keaton. Oh yeah, yeah, that was one of them.
That was Michael Keaton's wife. You know that's really really
sound different. Gene Hackman, he died this past year. Wow,
I mean he was really old. I heard Rob Reiner died.
Did he really know if you're not of old age?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
ROBERTA. Flack that was another one.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Robert Redford, Yeah, George went, David Lynch, Norm know who
that was?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Norm was just earlier this year May. It's like longer
May five.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Loretta Sweat yeah, hot lips. Yeah, yeah, I know her. Yeah,
I remember that time she had jewelry for sale. Oh
the Halkster. Sure, who could forget Hulk Hogan? Well you
almost did. No, I just was saving it for now. Uh,
let's keep or we just talked about yesterday.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
That was recent.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Dick Cheney Sylvester Turner.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Sylvester Oh yeah, Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Do you remember they took Mayor Turner became a congressman anyways,
a state rep in Texas. They used have thought James
Brown died. They brought his corpse around on tour. They
took him to DC, they took him to Austin, and
they took them to Houston. They're like, come out and
see Sylvester Turner's corpse one last time before we put
it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
See five dollars like.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
George Floyd of them, but they gave him the treatment.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Jerry Connolly, Georgio ARMANI, yeah, do you remember Giorgio.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Brian Wilson, sly Stone, David Lane, Twin Peaks. Wow, Malcolm
Jamal Warner, I forgot about that, THEO, THEO Huxtable, how
about that? Yeah, no kidding, boy, I'm now I miss.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Him looking back and you're like, oh, yeah, I forgot.
They're they're gone.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Michelle Trachtenberg played Dawn from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harriet
the Spy gossip Girl. She died at age thirty nine.
She's dead, Yeah, sure, sure was.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I just found out a few minutes ago. It happened
back in February.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
What about that that monkey lady? Remember the Monkey Lady?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Shane Lynch? Was that it? No, not Jane Lynch. What's
the monkey good Man? What is her name?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Goodall?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Goodall, that's it Jane Goodall.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, I mentioned Azzy earlier. That's not the monkey lady.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I do, miss Halk.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I think that's most of them.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Let's see you there's got a list here of other people. Maybe.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, we mentioned Rob Reiner. Now I found a video
of showing some highlights of some of these people. Now Kilbert, Oh,
what a what a study was in top Gun?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Let's see Bridgete Bordeaux mentioned her yesterday. Jimmy Cliff, you
just mentioned him.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I think we're all out of dead people. Okay then,
which is sad but also good.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Right, But we always forget some, just like they do
at the Academy Awards when they do in memoriam, and
then people the next day go, well, you believe you
forgot you know, you know Jerry Well whoever?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, no kidding, that's no fun.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, anyway, we don't wish harm on anyone, but some
of the older politicians. We're now looking at you suspiciously
because you've only got three days left here.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
So, as far as we know, Joe Biden's still alive. Huh, yeah,
that's good. We know, we're glad. What the hell?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The official position of the Walton and Johnson shows that
we wish him no harm, and our lawyer wants us
to remind you if anything happens to him, we had
nothing to do with it. We've never even been to Delaware, and.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Doesn't really matter if he's still breathing or not, because
there's nothing going on.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I mean, if you'd found out he'd been dead for
years and it was just like a real surprise, it
was a weekend at Bernie's situation.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Nobody.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I told you thousand times.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Michelle is not a man, okay, so please stop calling
her Big mic She really hates that.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show. Please make it stop.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's a Kuwanza song, but it sounds more like Disney's
The Animal Kingdom Presents Kwanza. Yeah, it's like a very
ABC News Kwanza celebration.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Mbamba abulu no gobana juju.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's it's the Disney Channel Presents Kwanza featuring Charlie Murphy
and Raven Simone and Zach Efron for some reason, if
no one knows why he's in it hosted by Ryan
Seacrest always.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It really is. Hey, Uh, okay, we like we love Kwansa.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Obviously, unemployment is where it is today because of Ryan Seacrest.
You know, he's doing the job of about four hundred
other uh what could have been DJ's, uh, broadcasters, TV announcers,
all that stuff, and he just took all our jobs.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Do you watch that Wheel of Fortune with him?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Don't look at it. Is Vanna still on.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
He's on a Wheel of Fortune, he's the host. Was
he was he doing the prices?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't know that's that's the other guy.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
But if rhyme zecret will do it, then we can
fire the other guy. Yeah, you just have the wire, everybody,
and let's just rhyme and do it all. Well, I
know one person who just got fired. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
In some countries, teachers abuse their students. In America, teachers
seduce their students.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
All right, boys and girls, it's time once again for
the National sex head Report. All right, kiddos, coming up
in a little bit of helicopter crash, we'll tell you
about it. But first the teacher brought to you by
that would be a Silver Slipper casino. You think they
got a little going on for New Year's Eve? You
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know what I like about the Silver Slipper Casino. Obviously
a great place to spend New Year's Eve or any time.
But also because it's twenty one and up establishment, you
won't find teachers in there having sex with their students.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I would hope not.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I've been there many times.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I've never seen a single public school teacher I have
SAX with a student in there.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
What the sneak them in and their roller bag? Yeah,
you could wheel them in like that. No, I think
they checked that. Yeah, I hope all right, Where are
we going to that?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Mid Lothian, Texas just did a little south of Dallas.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I know where that is.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, Texas substitute teacher charged with the sex offenses of
a child no longer employed by the school district. Imagine
that her name is Madison, and that just sounds like
it's gonna be trouble. Madison Jones, thirty year old woman
arrested by officers at the Mid Lothian Police Department December nineteenth,
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following a report earlier of a potential sexual assault involving
a child. It was more than potential, matter of fact.
The detectives in the department later identified a second suspect,
guy named Zachary from Happy, Texas. He was arrested on
December twenty third and charged with sexual performance by a
(14:00):
child and he was being held at at Attention Center
time and his arrest as well. Madison here, take a look,
kidd he just give us your first thoughts about miss
substitute teacher there?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, big, big, pretty blue eyes, dirty blonde, dirty blonde,
she's a dirty girl. Couldn't hurt for her to do
a little plates or something. She looks like she's been
eating good for the holidays. Jail records showed that miss
Jones there.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Madison being held on charges including aggravated sexual assault of
a child first degree felony, two second degree felony, accounts
in decency with a child, sexual contact first degree felony,
charge of possession of child pornography. I probably more than
five hundred visual despictioned pictures, is what they got. That's
(14:49):
a lot of picture. It is a lot of poor
five hundred yeah. Wow, it's just you know, what she
had like right there.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I don't think I have that many pictures of me
and my whole life of Milton, sure my dog, definitely.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah, that's like an average weekend. But not going they
tell the story. Madison is no longer employed by the
mid Loathing Independent School District.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well duh.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
She had worked at a substitute teacher on four separate
occasions in the past twelve months, including one day at
Heritage High School and three days at Baxter Elementary.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Oh, that's not good. She probably prefers the high school kids,
I'm hoping.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Anyway, they got her down and she'll probably you know,
do a little time or something.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
What's that place in South Louisiana?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
De Rider, Yeah, what happened with the former Deritter mayor
Misty Roberts Clinton?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
What happened with her? That was almost a year ago.
It was over a year ago. You say Clinton, that's
her at Clinton Clinton. Yeah, maybe the last name just
got her out of trouble.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
A while back, there was a mayor in this small
town in South Louisiana got into trouble for supposedly doing
something doing something provocative with her teenage sons friends at
a party.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Oh yeah, and there's a big time and then we
kind of hear we never hear anything about what happens afterwards.
They're charged with all these first degree following these second degree,
following these five hundred pictures of child porn, and then
what do they pay a fine and go on their
way and maybe they don't get hired again as a teacher.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Well that happened last year, but then back in April
they added more charges. I'm just learning about this now
because I forgot about it. I don't know, I just
thought of it. It's funny how you just suddenly think
of someone like that. She's out there right now, somewhere,
probably being inappropriate.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I don't know. We have no idea she's innocent, might
be eyeballing your children. God, I don't have any kids,
but I still thought of your children, A listener's children,
you know, the one's children. Perhaps I should have elucidated
more efficiently and said I ball and somebody's children. Now.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Now, just because she resigned from office before they even
pressed charges against her, and then they added additional charges
a year later, doesn't mean she's guilty, of course not.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
But it doesn't look.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Good speaking of guilt. Do you think anything's gonna happen.
I mean, Doge came out earlier this year and we
found just tons and tons of fraud, government waste, all
that kind of stuff. Anything happen to anybody? Did anybody
go to prison over that? Is? Anybody gonna suffer the
consequences of this Somalian Minnesota fraud? Is anybody gonna get
(17:27):
in trouble for anything these politicians do?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Cash Patel, Okay, you asked a lot of questions there.
Cash Petel claims he's cracking down.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Pam Bondi has been a real disappointment though, Heystin she sucks.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
But Cashptel claims he's cracking down in Minnesota. But as
for Doge, that goes back a little further. Dodge collaborated
with agencies like ICE and Homeland Security on voter fraud
probes and may have. Twenty twenty five, two Ukrainian nationals,
a mom and a daughter were arrested in Florida for
illegally voting in twenty twenty four. This case involved partnership
with DOGE. Additional arrest were mentioned in voter fraud cases, However,
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no widespread arrests of federal employees or officials for government
waste or fraud that were reported by Dog's broader audits
resulted in arrests. Overall, arrests occurred in specific non citizen
voter fraud cases aided by DOGE, but not in a
high profile government insider fraud probe. So to answer your question,
kind of but not really. There was another case involving
(18:24):
three arrests in one indictment of an Iraqi national and
some guy named Antonio Gracias who knows what country he's from,
also involving illegal voting voter fraud.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
With that DOAGE investigated, I got to tell you, if
some people don't start going to jail, to start getting
punished for all this stuff, we're finding that battlement, and
it's just pointless to keep voting for anybody. You know,
it doesn't matter you vote for Republicans and nobody goes
to jail when they find out all the bad stuff
they don'e. You vote for Democrats, then you don't even
find out about the bad stuff they've done. You not
as it's not as aggravating. It's more aggravating to know
(18:58):
they got caught and they're still not getting it no
trouble and Billy and it's nothing.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You're wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I put the hammer on so of these people. I
get it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I just want to remind you of something, something we've
said for years. Billy had douche and a turd sandwich. Yeah,
I'm gonna vote for neither. I'm gonna have to just
what they call it when you don't eat all day, fasting.
I'm gonna do that that fast. I'm fasting right now.
Do you believe he's gonna fast?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Mister Kenneth, Well, he thinks fasting means you're not currently eating.
I am fasting right this minute. How long has it
been since I had a meal? About an hour?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh, no, it's been two It was it really that
long ago?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I guess it was.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah, boy, we should eat again. The mornings flies by,
does what do you guys want for lunch? First lunch
or yeah? First lunch is uh, let's let's go do that. Yeah,
but still vote Billy.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
We'll see. I think somebody get Troubleton and Johnson Radio
Network
What are y'all doing for New Year's Eve?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
And why aren't you joining us at District two forty
nine for our New Year's Eve comedy show.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, first of all, that's first I've heard of it. Yeah, man,
who is us?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Me and my comedy writing party partner Jesse Payton, and
a handful.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Of other team Jesse Payton. He's a he's a wild one.
He is a hilarious comedian.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
There may be a cameo appearance by a local congressman,
a popular Maga Republican lawmaker you're all familiar with.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I don't want to say who. You wouldn't want to
say who?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Well, I don't. If he does bring his hot wife,
he probably yeah, and that's good enough for me. He
said he was going to go, and his team said
he was going to go. But it's it's not like
we're paying him to be there. So you know, he's
a former military so almost stay clear of the of
the lady watch.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
He's you know, while he's around.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That's the guy there.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
May or may not be a famous guy there who
used to fly helicopters.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
In the army. Mayor may or may not be there.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That's about his honestly, Jesse, you'll be there for sure,
and you'll probably be.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
There and a whole bunch of local it's a it's
a comedy showcase. You'll hear a whole bunch of Houston's
best talent.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
If you come out the next New Year's Eves Tomorrow
Night District two forty nine and Tomball and they're doing that.
That's a great it's gonna be a great New Year's
Eve party. That's a fun place to hang out at. Yeah,
Brayline told me she can't. Just had what to wear
as we stay home out of the crowds. Probably some
of them Donald Trump pajamas. Yeah, she looks good in
(01:19):
nil of course, who didn't, Yeah, no kidding, yep. Well, anyway,
what as we you know, mature in life, we do
a lot of less, a lot less party chasing that
we leave New Year's Eve for the amateurs, you know,
see young kids.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Most of the trendy nightclubs and stuff will be obnoxious
on New Year's but there will be a few places
here and there where there's something cool happening, and we
just happen to have a laid back comedy show going on.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
There's gonna be cheap drinks. They got good food there.
You know, that'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't have to stay up till midnight due.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
On well, no you don't. Okay, you can leave whenever
you want. It's not like you're required to stay, although
I do think it's fun when they do the countdown
at ten or like this is the countdown in Bermuda.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh perfect, and you can go to bed or for kids,
they do the countdown in London or the one in Paris.
They always show the Eiffel Tower all lit up and
then the fireworks and then you know it's about six
or seven hours until we have to do it here.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So you go home for dinner. Yeah, I'm done and
bed up in bed by nine. That's a good night there,
all right. Kids, You and I all know what's going
on right now in Minnesota is devastating. It's terrible, but
it's not the only example of massive fraud happening around
the country right now. In fact, a US Department of
(02:43):
Housing and Urban Development report found more than five billion
dollars in taxpayer funds went to questionable rental assistance recipients
during the final year of the Biden administration, including two
a round. Get ready, hold your breath everyone, thirty thousand
deceased tenants, dead people. What there's thirty thousand people.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
This is news if the thousands of.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Whom were potentially not even citizens. And this wasn't in Minnesota,
this was in New York, it was in California, it
was in Washington, d C.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Well, they said, a lot of other sanctuary cities and
states are going to be finding these kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Problems going on.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Eleven percent of taxpayer dollars from hud went to more
than two hundred thousand, right, went to more than two
hundred thousand possibly ineligible tenants, illegal aliens, dead people, non citizens,
people that earned too much to get the money.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
That that's awful when you earn too much money to
get free money.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, well, you know, it never pissed me off ever,
except when they were handing out stimulus checks. When they
were handing out stimulus checks, everyone in this room thought, well, look,
our business was affected by this.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It certainly was.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh, but we make just a little too much money
to benefit from the system that we pay into.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Who make too much money? You for one, Yeah, you
better let me just that that. Did you get a stimulus. Good,
No stimula, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, ob money,
all me money.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
If you're on the upper end of middle class, you
get screwed more than anyone because you still have to
pay the most taxes. But you don't get any of
the cool subsidies that billionaires get, and you don't get
any of the free stuff that poor people get. Where's
just the ones paying for everything?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, that's our job.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
F that. I don't want to pay for everything.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
What what's the point of being I'm just a little
better than an average middle class person. You want to
be trams? Then wait, what if you can become a woman,
then you won't have to do that? You know, No,
I didn't pay for everything.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think women in this case, in this context have
to pay to Have you heard this? The first one
hundred and eighty days of every year you spend working
for free, just giving all that money to the government.
If you add up all the taxes you pay, it
comes out.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
SUTs half the year.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I know when you add up all the sales tax,
property tax, income tax, the water tax, the entertainment the
travel tax, the lodging tax, the hotel tax. When you
add it all up, that's almost half the year you're
working to just give money to the government.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
That's why they want gun control, which is when you
start realizing that and start waking up to it, you're
gonna want to grab a gun. Billy run down there
to the White House and start shaking a fist at
the window.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Billy had sure words have never been spoken to my brother. Yes, sir,
you preach on. Anybody tries to shut you up when
you're talking like that, I'm gonna shut them up.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You damn straight, you are, damn right.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Probably won't actually, but we lost a few this year
that were gun enthusiasts.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
The ones that stood out to me.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
And I didn't know this about this guy, but apparently
Jimmy Cliff, you know, old Jimmy Cliff, the reggae dude. Oh,
it was like a gun, you know, not a nut,
but an enthusiast. Matter of fact, he had a part
in a movie where he played a guy with a gun.
You know, he's like one of them making criminals or something.
You remember Val Kilmer rest in Peace, maybe you remember
(06:00):
and better as Doc Holliday. I'm a huckleberry. A gun
enthusiast and Joe Don Baker I forgot about him, but
he passed away this year at the age of eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Texas boy.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Uh, you know, a veteran and he was a bad guy,
I think in three different Bond movies. But everybody remembers
him as Sheriff Pusser from Walking Tall, the old one,
the original one back in the whatever seventies or eighties
whenever it was, all right, So Joe Don Baker has
a big, old toughson of a gun right there. All right,
(06:34):
So we lost the pope this year, we lost the enthusiast.
Was he No, I was just time on separate. I'm
separating him from the celebrity types. You know that they're
just you know, celebrities for no good reason. All right,
I'll play along. Fell Robertson, Okay, tied back in May
at age seventy nine. Rugged Southern icon, the Duck People,
Hunter family Man celebrated rural American living.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It was a dynasty as what it was sure was y.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Uh. Let's see what about Ozzie Genie's well, Ozzy, I
don't know if he was a gun guy.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
See, we're veering out of the gun world. Yeah. I
just brought that up to mention that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Genie seely Riley, no grand old opry legend known as
miss country Soul.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Let's see Raoul Mallow, charismatic frontman of the Mavericks, blending
country text Max Rockabilly, that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Buck White, co founder of the whites beloved Family Country
Bluegrass group, died.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Diane Keaton. Oh yeah, yeah, that was one of them.
That was Michael Keaton's wife. You know that's really really
sound different. Gene Hackman, he died this past year. Wow,
I mean he was really old. I heard Rob Reiner died.
Did he really know if you're not of old age?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
ROBERTA. Flack that was another one.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Robert Redford, Yeah, George went, David Lynch, Norm know who
that was?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Norm was just earlier this year May. It's like longer
May five.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Loretta Sweat yeah, hot lips. Yeah, yeah, I know her. Yeah,
I remember that time she had jewelry for sale. Oh
the Halkster. Sure, who could forget Hulk Hogan? Well you
almost did. No, I just was saving it for now. Uh,
let's keep or we just talked about yesterday.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
That was recent.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Dick Cheney Sylvester Turner.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Sylvester Oh yeah, Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Do you remember they took Mayor Turner became a congressman anyways,
a state rep in Texas. They used have thought James
Brown died. They brought his corpse around on tour. They
took him to DC, they took him to Austin, and
they took them to Houston. They're like, come out and
see Sylvester Turner's corpse one last time before we put
it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
See five dollars like.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
George Floyd of them, but they gave him the treatment.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Jerry Connolly, Georgio ARMANI, yeah, do you remember Giorgio.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Brian Wilson, sly Stone, David Lane, Twin Peaks. Wow, Malcolm
Jamal Warner, I forgot about that, THEO, THEO Huxtable, how
about that? Yeah, no kidding, boy, I'm now I miss.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Him looking back and you're like, oh, yeah, I forgot.
They're they're gone.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Michelle Trachtenberg played Dawn from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harriet
the Spy gossip Girl. She died at age thirty nine.
She's dead, Yeah, sure, sure was.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I just found out a few minutes ago. It happened
back in February.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
What about that that monkey lady? Remember the Monkey Lady?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Shane Lynch? Was that it? No, not Jane Lynch. What's
the monkey good Man? What is her name?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Goodall?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Goodall, that's it Jane Goodall.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, I mentioned Azzy earlier. That's not the monkey lady.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I do, miss Halk.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I think that's most of them.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Let's see you there's got a list here of other people. Maybe.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, we mentioned Rob Reiner. Now I found a video
of showing some highlights of some of these people. Now Kilbert, Oh,
what a what a study was in top Gun?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Let's see Bridgete Bordeaux mentioned her yesterday. Jimmy Cliff, you
just mentioned him.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I think we're all out of dead people. Okay then,
which is sad but also good.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Right, But we always forget some, just like they do
at the Academy Awards when they do in memoriam, and
then people the next day go, well, you believe you
forgot you know, you know Jerry Well whoever?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, no kidding, that's no fun.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, anyway, we don't wish harm on anyone, but some
of the older politicians. We're now looking at you suspiciously
because you've only got three days left here.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
So, as far as we know, Joe Biden's still alive. Huh, yeah,
that's good. We know, we're glad. What the hell?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The official position of the Walton and Johnson shows that
we wish him no harm, and our lawyer wants us
to remind you if anything happens to him, we had
nothing to do with it. We've never even been to Delaware, and.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Doesn't really matter if he's still breathing or not, because
there's nothing going on.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I mean, if you'd found out he'd been dead for
years and it was just like a real surprise, it
was a weekend at Bernie's situation.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Nobody.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I told you thousand times.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Michelle is not a man, okay, so please stop calling
her Big mic She really hates that.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show. Please make it stop.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's a Kuwanza song, but it sounds more like Disney's
The Animal Kingdom Presents Kwanza. Yeah, it's like a very
ABC News Kwanza celebration.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Mbamba abulu no gobana juju.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's it's the Disney Channel Presents Kwanza featuring Charlie Murphy
and Raven Simone and Zach Efron for some reason, if
no one knows why he's in it hosted by Ryan
Seacrest always.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It really is. Hey, Uh, okay, we like we love Kwansa.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Obviously, unemployment is where it is today because of Ryan Seacrest.
You know, he's doing the job of about four hundred
other uh what could have been DJ's, uh, broadcasters, TV announcers,
all that stuff, and he just took all our jobs.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Do you watch that Wheel of Fortune with him?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Don't look at it. Is Vanna still on.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
He's on a Wheel of Fortune, he's the host. Was
he was he doing the prices?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't know that's that's the other guy.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
But if rhyme zecret will do it, then we can
fire the other guy. Yeah, you just have the wire, everybody,
and let's just rhyme and do it all. Well, I
know one person who just got fired. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
In some countries, teachers abuse their students. In America, teachers
seduce their students.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
All right, boys and girls, it's time once again for
the National sex head Report. All right, kiddos, coming up
in a little bit of helicopter crash, we'll tell you
about it. But first the teacher brought to you by
that would be a Silver Slipper casino. You think they
got a little going on for New Year's Eve? You
(12:46):
know what I like about the Silver Slipper Casino. Obviously
a great place to spend New Year's Eve or any time.
But also because it's twenty one and up establishment, you
won't find teachers in there having sex with their students.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I would hope not.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I've been there many times.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I've never seen a single public school teacher I have
SAX with a student in there.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
What the sneak them in and their roller bag? Yeah,
you could wheel them in like that. No, I think
they checked that. Yeah, I hope all right, Where are
we going to that?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Mid Lothian, Texas just did a little south of Dallas.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I know where that is.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, Texas substitute teacher charged with the sex offenses of
a child no longer employed by the school district. Imagine
that her name is Madison, and that just sounds like
it's gonna be trouble. Madison Jones, thirty year old woman
arrested by officers at the Mid Lothian Police Department December nineteenth,
(13:37):
following a report earlier of a potential sexual assault involving
a child. It was more than potential, matter of fact.
The detectives in the department later identified a second suspect,
guy named Zachary from Happy, Texas. He was arrested on
December twenty third and charged with sexual performance by a
(14:00):
child and he was being held at at Attention Center
time and his arrest as well. Madison here, take a look,
kidd he just give us your first thoughts about miss
substitute teacher there?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, big, big, pretty blue eyes, dirty blonde, dirty blonde,
she's a dirty girl. Couldn't hurt for her to do
a little plates or something. She looks like she's been
eating good for the holidays. Jail records showed that miss
Jones there.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Madison being held on charges including aggravated sexual assault of
a child first degree felony, two second degree felony, accounts
in decency with a child, sexual contact first degree felony,
charge of possession of child pornography. I probably more than
five hundred visual despictioned pictures, is what they got. That's
(14:49):
a lot of picture. It is a lot of poor
five hundred yeah. Wow, it's just you know, what she
had like right there.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I don't think I have that many pictures of me
and my whole life of Milton, sure my dog, definitely.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah, that's like an average weekend. But not going they
tell the story. Madison is no longer employed by the
mid Loathing Independent School District.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well duh.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
She had worked at a substitute teacher on four separate
occasions in the past twelve months, including one day at
Heritage High School and three days at Baxter Elementary.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Oh, that's not good. She probably prefers the high school kids,
I'm hoping.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Anyway, they got her down and she'll probably you know,
do a little time or something.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
What's that place in South Louisiana?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
De Rider, Yeah, what happened with the former Deritter mayor
Misty Roberts Clinton?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
What happened with her? That was almost a year ago.
It was over a year ago. You say Clinton, that's
her at Clinton Clinton. Yeah, maybe the last name just
got her out of trouble.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
A while back, there was a mayor in this small
town in South Louisiana got into trouble for supposedly doing
something doing something provocative with her teenage sons friends at
a party.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Oh yeah, and there's a big time and then we
kind of hear we never hear anything about what happens afterwards.
They're charged with all these first degree following these second degree,
following these five hundred pictures of child porn, and then
what do they pay a fine and go on their
way and maybe they don't get hired again as a teacher.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Well that happened last year, but then back in April
they added more charges. I'm just learning about this now
because I forgot about it. I don't know, I just
thought of it. It's funny how you just suddenly think
of someone like that. She's out there right now, somewhere,
probably being inappropriate.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I don't know. We have no idea she's innocent, might
be eyeballing your children. God, I don't have any kids,
but I still thought of your children, A listener's children,
you know, the one's children. Perhaps I should have elucidated
more efficiently and said I ball and somebody's children. Now.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Now, just because she resigned from office before they even
pressed charges against her, and then they added additional charges
a year later, doesn't mean she's guilty, of course not.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
But it doesn't look.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Good speaking of guilt. Do you think anything's gonna happen.
I mean, Doge came out earlier this year and we
found just tons and tons of fraud, government waste, all
that kind of stuff. Anything happen to anybody? Did anybody
go to prison over that? Is? Anybody gonna suffer the
consequences of this Somalian Minnesota fraud? Is anybody gonna get
(17:27):
in trouble for anything these politicians do?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Cash Patel, Okay, you asked a lot of questions there.
Cash Petel claims he's cracking down.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Pam Bondi has been a real disappointment though, Heystin she sucks.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
But Cashptel claims he's cracking down in Minnesota. But as
for Doge, that goes back a little further. Dodge collaborated
with agencies like ICE and Homeland Security on voter fraud
probes and may have. Twenty twenty five, two Ukrainian nationals,
a mom and a daughter were arrested in Florida for
illegally voting in twenty twenty four. This case involved partnership
with DOGE. Additional arrest were mentioned in voter fraud cases, However,
(18:02):
no widespread arrests of federal employees or officials for government
waste or fraud that were reported by Dog's broader audits
resulted in arrests. Overall, arrests occurred in specific non citizen
voter fraud cases aided by DOGE, but not in a
high profile government insider fraud probe. So to answer your question,
kind of but not really. There was another case involving
(18:24):
three arrests in one indictment of an Iraqi national and
some guy named Antonio Gracias who knows what country he's from,
also involving illegal voting voter fraud.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
With that DOAGE investigated, I got to tell you, if
some people don't start going to jail, to start getting
punished for all this stuff, we're finding that battlement, and
it's just pointless to keep voting for anybody. You know,
it doesn't matter you vote for Republicans and nobody goes
to jail when they find out all the bad stuff
they don'e. You vote for Democrats, then you don't even
find out about the bad stuff they've done. You not
as it's not as aggravating. It's more aggravating to know
(18:58):
they got caught and they're still not getting it no
trouble and Billy and it's nothing.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You're wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I put the hammer on so of these people. I
get it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I just want to remind you of something, something we've
said for years. Billy had douche and a turd sandwich. Yeah,
I'm gonna vote for neither. I'm gonna have to just
what they call it when you don't eat all day, fasting.
I'm gonna do that that fast. I'm fasting right now.
Do you believe he's gonna fast?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Mister Kenneth, Well, he thinks fasting means you're not currently eating.
I am fasting right this minute. How long has it
been since I had a meal? About an hour?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh, no, it's been two It was it really that
long ago?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I guess it was.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah, boy, we should eat again. The mornings flies by,
does what do you guys want for lunch? First lunch
or yeah? First lunch is uh, let's let's go do that. Yeah,
but still vote Billy.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
We'll see. I think somebody get Troubleton and Johnson Radio
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