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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Obviously you knew it's Charlie Daniel's birthday today, The late
Charlie Daniels I'm afraid, who died in twenty twenty, but
he was born on the State nineteen thirty six, with
a plethora of hits and some wonderful political leanings as well.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Can I brag on us for just a minute. We
had one of the last interviews he ever did on
this radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, because he died.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh, I thought you were saying, because you know, after
interviewing with us, you just don't do any more interviews
because you've hit the peak now you can't get no
better than it.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
We had a good relationship with Charlie.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
He was a great guy, great American, loved his politics,
loved his music, and he was just a cool guy.
Also a good follow on Twitter, truly a Twitter legendary.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Those having birthdays that are still with us include Sipowitz
from MINYPD Blue. His name is Dennis Franz. He is
now eighty one. I think we've seen much of him
since those NYPD days. No, Caitlyn Jenner is seventy six,
which is weird because there's this old olympian from back
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in the day with the same last name, and he
was born on this date seventy six years ago too.
I wonder if they're related, maybe maybe twins or something.
Annie Potts remember her from Designing Women. She was also
in Ghostbusters. Ghostbuster May's seventy three.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Bill Gates. I don't need to tell you anything about him.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Oh he's the worst booth.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
He's seventy years old today. Daf Mes Zuniga is sixty three.
Of course, Princess Vespa in space Ball, so they're.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Doing another one of those movies. There's going to be
another space Balls. Jamie Gertz is sixty. Andy Richter from
The Conan Show fifty nine, Julia Roberts fifty eight, Joaquin
Phoenix is fifty one, and you're a little kid that
played Luke Dunfie on Modern Family. His name is Nolan and.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
He's twenty seven years old.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I really like when the people yell go Spusters. That's
the best part of the song because then you know,
because then when you hear it, you know what movie
you're watching.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sometimes they forget what movie I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You National First Responders Day. It is also a national
chocolate Day, So perhaps you could give a first.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Responder in your life some chocolate.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That'd be good, my man.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And now we're just three days from Halloween and five
days from the end of daylight saving time. So you
got all that going for you this weekend. It's gonna
be fun.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Boy, you sure do, all right? Everybody?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
This day in history National Chocolate Day, National Wild Foods Day?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
What is even? Is that? What is wild Food's Day?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
It's not tame food, it's wild.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh yeah, all right, today in history he's proudly brought
to you by.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
The Walton Johnson Merch. I guess you've heard. We have
a store. You can go get stuff there. It's good
for Christmas, gift given, or birthday part easier, or just
you know, keep it for yourself. Yeah, it don't hurt
to buy something for yourself every now and be selfie today.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
In seventeen twenty six, Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift was published.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Is that the story about the giant dude?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think that's things selling you. That story about the
little people? I think no, he wasn't giant, he was
regular sized. It was the little people. Oh that makes sense,
So they were little He's a giant to them. Yeah,
exactly right. Today, in seventeen ninety three, here's a game changer.
Elon Whitney applies for a patent and his conty. Hey lie, Ellie, Ellie,
eh lie. Why I said to Eli, You said Elon? No,
(03:38):
I said Eli Whitney.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You think so?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Roll the tape back. Why would I say Elon? That's
not his name.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Because you have a crush, You're you're you're boning for Elon.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Anyway, this guy patented the cotton gent, and America was
a better place for U.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Well, okay, all right, it was complicated.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Today, in eighteen eighty six, the Statue of Liberty is
unveiled and dedicated in the New York Harbor.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Have you ever climbed it? No, you've never been up there. No,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It would be very dangerous. Besides, when I lived there,
they had it closed for renovation, which I enjoyed because
I didn't want to go up there.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Anyway, when you go up there, it swings back and
forth at rocks.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You can feel it. Today, in nineteen nineteen, the Vall
Steed Act has passed. It was a law enforcing prohibition.
It kicked in after the new year, and people did
not like it, but it did. It was good for criminals,
so good.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And today, in nineteen twenty seven, scheduled international air.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Travel became a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
America flew from Key West to Cuba, and you could
still take that flight today, but only if you don't
want to come home, that's right. Speaking up today, In
nineteen sixty two, the Soviet missiles were ordered out of Cuba,
so that was good. Christis diverted. Did they actually go
or did they just say they went they got the
missiles out? They said, yeah. And today, in nineteen sixty five,
speaking of big stuff, the Gateway arc Arch excuse me,
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in Saint Louis was completed.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Have you ever been. No, it rocks back and forth
when you're up there. Y, that's why I don't go. Yeah,
it's really weird. I flew over it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
One time and looked at it and I was like, eh,
that's about enough.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, you could see it from an airplane. Let me
tell you something about Saint Louis. Seeing it from an
airplane is always sounds like the way to go.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Recommend Saint Louis. No, I don't know why people want
to be there. It's awful. Smell's worse than India.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Loot.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Then you don't know that, Okay, I don't know. Yeah,
but I have been to Saint Louis many times.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Okay, never been to India. I just saw pictures of.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It and you could kind of smell it from the pictures.
Oh yeah, I'm sure you can. I got nothing else
on my list of historical stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
What about you, guys?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I had a few things, but it's not important. It's
important to me, Okay. Harvard College founded on this date,
sixteen thirty six.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It's not that important.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Anything else, anybody, anybody good, never go to Harvard? Probably not,
probably somebody, Yeah, so old. The Los Angeles Dodgers beat
the New York Yankees in nineteen eighty one to win
the World Series on this day in history. The Dodgers
have won enough. They won't last year. That one at
in eighty one. It's stun for somebody else to, you know,
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have some fun with it.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
They are kind of making me hate baseball. You know.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, that in eighteen innings is probably about enough to
run anybody off.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't know why they played that long.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
All right, what's the latest down those Louver guys?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Do we know?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Last I heard as they got two out of four
and that that was pretty much.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It dried up after that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
NBC News reports twenty four minutes ago the Louver Height
suspects are not cooperating with French police.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's why they ain't got the other two yet. They
ain't rated them out. Gotta roll over roll them.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
They said they were Algerian French, or one of them was.
He was about to go back to Algeria. Does not
seem like it's punishment enough, Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The mistake he made was going to the airport there
in Paris to catch a flight to get out of town.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
He probably should have just walked.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, just walking you would have been fine.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Take the bus. Nobody looks at the bus.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Apparently the way they were able to bust them was
because of their iPhone data. Their cell phones could where
they'd been and what they'd been up to. We'll do that, yeah,
they wreck.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I think if you're going to commit a crime, and
I don't want to help any criminals, but it feels like,
if you're going to commit a crime, leave your phone
at home. Because it's tracking your whereabouts. Everywhere it goes,
they know where you went.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I thought that was a no brainer, right there. Everybody
know that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It seems like it should be and I don't know.
But then again, out I'm not a criminal, so I
don't really have to worry about that. I usually just
turned my phone off when I'm watching a movie or something.
Never really occurred to me to turn it off for
a crime spree because I never went on a crime spree.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Crime spree seems like a lot of work. Oh, it
does sound like a lot of work. Plus you'd be
a criminal. And you know how I feel about criminals.
I don't think i'd put up with it. Don't care
for them.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Now, the thing about a crime spree is it implies
you had to do multiple crimes in a row.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, Spreeing is not something we're inclined to do.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And if you were just to do one crime correctly
so as not to get busted or ruin your life,
you'd probably have to make a lot of effort, you know,
to destroy the evidence or make your steps not traceable.
And after all, that is a set of done. Was
it even worth the work? Probably not would have been
easier to just go out and get a normal job. Now,
you'd imagine the crime spree part of it. You'd have
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to do that all day, after all that work to
make whatever money you'd make. Why not just go to
college or something? Yeah, do that, go to technical school.
Can't you just learn to be a plumber.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Some people just don't think about what their options are.
They just it doesn't occur to them.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's why we're here to present you those options before
you go down the wrong path. We got an email
from Kelly a little while ago said, listening to you
guys this morning in the oil field down near Laredo,
just a few miles from the Rio Grande. I average
about two hundred and ninety days a year down here,
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and it's awesome to hear you guys every morning. It
makes me feel like I'm at home. It's a homesick cure.
Keep up the good work, love you guys.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Isn't that nice? That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Where you can find us, even if you're in an
area where the radio station doesn't cover, or the radio
station that was carrying the show stops, you can still
find this though.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
That's handy yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And if you're one of those people that loves this
radio show, just know that we love us too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, I told you a thousand times. Michelle is not
a man. Okay, so please stop calling her Big Mic.
She really hates that.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
After trying to spread the ballroom lie yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Okay, you mean the building at the Whitehouse? Right that ballroom.
I thought we were going back to Michelle Obama here
for a minute. He told you how much she doesn't
like you calling her big Mic.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, no, no, this isn't about Big Mic and his
johnk No, this is about Caroline Levitt. Yesterday, Caroline Levitt
said the following out loud. This was an actual thing
that she said. She said right now, the ballroom is
Donald Trump's main priority. The question was, are there any
other renovations Trump is working on in the White House
(10:01):
right now? Okay, CNN omits the question right.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
His main priority is building his own personal ballroom, and
it has nothing to do with being president.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's a headline. The ballroom is the president's main priority. No,
the President's main priority is ending the Russian War and
tariffs and negotiating her trade deal with China. He's in
Asia right now. Clearly the ballroom's not his main main probably.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Not, since he's over there talking sweet deals with Korea
and China among others.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But the lies will spread faster than Kamala Harris at
a lobbyist cocktail party.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Here's here's Tim Walls yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
They are choosing not to fund these programs, they are
choosing to prioritize.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And when the White House Press secretary said the pop
priority is the ballroom, we could not disagree more.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Guys, do you want to hear what was actually said, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
To the ballroom in the Rose Garden patio?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Is the Is it looking at any other renovations or
significant kind of projects.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Here at the White House?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Not to my knowledge, no, But he's a builder at heart, clearly,
and so his heart in his mind is always charting
about how to improve things here on the White House grounds.
But at this moment in time, of course, the ballroom
is really the president's main priority.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
About the White House and the brief Yeah, well, they
just never miss an opportunity to mislead the American public, though,
do they, Guys? That lies spread so fast.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Here's Caitlin Collins with Jasmine Crockett and her new Nazi
haircut yesterday?
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Do you believe this will be the week that Congress
comes to an agreement here?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
I have no idea. I mean, you started off talking
about the fact that the president is in Japan. The
president has time to do everything but what he needs
to focus on. In fact, we heard the press secretary
say that his main priority is the ballroom.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The ball guys, how does the ballroom that's all about?
It's not about the government shut down. No, it's all
about the ball No, Oh my god. They're just sickening
the truth. In the meantime, the Democrats want billions of
dollars in wasteful programs, and they just don't understand why
the Republicans won't give it to them. Just give us
what we want and open Now, if we had a
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king like they say we do, that's why they come
up with these stupid no King days and all that
kind of stuff. If Trump really was king, would somebody
shut down the government? No, you don't shut down a
king's government. The king says, no, not shutting it down.
It's just they completely change their story back and forth.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
As it suits them, and nobody calls them out.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, the truth isn't as important as the narrative, you know,
and that's just the way we got to get used
to that. How about a no queen protest? Oh, that's right,
Kamala lost. What would be the point, you know, what
would be the point? I did a Paul question yesterday,
the first I did a couple of them on social media.
One of them was thoughts on Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry.
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About eighty one percent of you, eighty two percent of
you seem to like him. A little less than twenty
said you don't like him. So most Walton and Johnson
listeners agree he's doing a good job.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Depends on where you do the poll, and of course
in what city in the state of Louisiana. He is
more popular in some cities than others, you know, for
some reason. I don't know if it's the news that
you get in different cities. The local TV probably tells
you things about the governor you may or may not like.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
All right, here's another one, women calling their lover daddy.
Sixteen point four percent of you said that was sexy.
Eighty three point six percent think that's creepy. One person
in the comments section said, papasito. You're supposed to say papasito. Okay,
mam Asita. Oh no, I don't know where do you stand.
I'm at in the gay community, Daddy? Is that a thing?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Not for me? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know, mister, women ever call you daddy occasionally, you know,
they'd leave the sugar pat out. But I think I
know what they mean. I don't often get that one.
Usually I'm not really being called that most of the time.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I don't know. Maybe I'm not daddy like I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Maybe Katrina will call you daddy if you ever get
to hang out with her with the hurricane. No, No,
that was twenty years ago. Who are you talking about
Katrina that wrote this email?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
There's a Katrina in our email.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
She says, I I'm not my best in the mornings.
So maybe I was hallucinating last week driving to work.
I'm pretty sure heard Kenny talking about doing one of
his shows in Base Saint Louis, Mississippi, in November. That's true,
and I can't find any information about the event anywhere.
(14:43):
If it was a hallucination, you're sorry. If not, could
you give us a little more. Yeah, we are supposed
to have a show there. Let me see if I
could pull up the link real quick. Let's see. I
think I said it was gonna be November twenty first,
which was the weekend before Halloween, a, I mean Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's Halloween this weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Let's see here there it is. Yeah, man, you have
a better memory than I do. That is correct. Yeah,
we have an event coming up live in Base Saint
Louis Friday, November twenty first, Bay Saint Louis Little Theater,
three ninety eight Blaize Avenue. Is that how you say
that or blase?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't know. Yeah, anyway, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Me and Jesse Payton, Couple's Therapy is coming to Bay
Saint Louis Little Theater. We wanted to do it in
Base Saint Louis Big Theater, but there is no such place.
Oh yeah, well we can't do anything about that till Trump.
He needs to. He needs to build it bigger. Yeah,
build back better. Social media is crazy right now with
the love hate relationship with candy Corn. People don't know
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what to think of it. Some people like it, some
people don't. Candy Corn to me is just candle waxes
sugar in it.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
If you want to see where all the terrible people
are that can't be trusted, show me a group of
people that eat candy corn.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And they're like four or five hundred different candies. That's better, Oh,
for you have to work your way down the candy corn.
I mean, you know, eventually if all the other candy
was gone, maybe you nibble on a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
How do you screw up candy? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like when you're at an old lady's house and they
have a candy dish and it's all hard candy, and
you pick one up and they're all stuck together, Like,
what even was this?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Why did you do this?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah? Why? I don't know what that is. Chances are
the old lady probably.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Gummed it a little bit, you know, and then you
realize she couldn't finish it, so she just spit it
into the candy dish and that's why it stuck to
all the other candy stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no on candy corn.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Sometimes I'll offer candy corns just to decide if I
can trust somebody, and if they say yes to it,
I make them leave my house.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And if they get really excited to start clapping, oh
candy corn, well then you have to call the lall.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Oh yeah, they gotta go.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
There's a certain candies.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Eat and die these guys.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
It is seek and sweet, It's candy come.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
The worst people on earth, the worst, the worst. How
dare you? Also?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Who do you think you are? We're gonna get kicked
off a plane in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
We aren't. I'm not getting on a plane.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Well, it's an Billyeah. That's like a vehicle we use
on the radio to explain.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
What we're going to talk about. I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
A man in Minnesota is accused of putting out a
forty five thousand dollars bounty on Pam BONDI. Look, I
don't think she's a good Attorney general either, but I
don't think we should kill her. That's crazy. The FBI
just made an arrest.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
That's breaking news. Top of a new hour here and
another threat of political violence in America.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
The FBI making.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
An arrest in a chilling murder for higher plot targeting
Attorney General Pam Bondy. We are learning brand new details
at this hour.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Walk Tyler Maxon Avalos, age thirty, residing in Saint Paul,
is currently in the find out phase after his social
media post play to forty five thousand dollars bounty for
the assassination of the Attorney general.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And what did he think was going to happen if
somebody was just going to pick him up on that?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
And does he have forty five thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
That's the real question.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It kind of looked like he just posted a meme,
but still he put a dollar amount on her head
with a photo of a like one of those bulls
eye things pointed at her skull. The man was apparently
connected to anarchist groups, having a link on his tikknock
page to an anarchist FAQ book. So, I guess if
you were thinking about killing a high ranking member of
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the federal government, even ironically or jokingly, don't because it's
jail's real, you.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Know, And chances are if you target a high ranking
member of the federal government, the rest of the federal
government is probably going to make that a priority.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Now, it's going to be hard for him to claim
he was just kidding in court. As you may have guessed,
the guy already has a criminal record including stalking and
domestic assault.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay, then yeah, he ought to probably go ahead and
just start dig in a hole underneath the jail.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
That's where we're gonna keep him.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
All criminals sick in me.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But the kind of person that just stalks someone like
you just want to follow someone around all day and
bother them, just.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Show up unannounced where they're going to be, Now, that
is that is deeply disturbing, deeply disturbing.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Obviously you knew it's Charlie Daniel's birthday today, The late
Charlie Daniels I'm afraid, who died in twenty twenty, but
he was born on the State nineteen thirty six, with
a plethora of hits and some wonderful political leanings as well.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Can I brag on us for just a minute. We
had one of the last interviews he ever did on
this radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, because he died.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh, I thought you were saying, because you know, after
interviewing with us, you just don't do any more interviews
because you've hit the peak now you can't get no
better than it.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
We had a good relationship with Charlie.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
He was a great guy, great American, loved his politics,
loved his music, and he was just a cool guy.
Also a good follow on Twitter, truly a Twitter legendary.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Those having birthdays that are still with us include Sipowitz
from MINYPD Blue. His name is Dennis Franz. He is
now eighty one. I think we've seen much of him
since those NYPD days. No, Caitlyn Jenner is seventy six,
which is weird because there's this old olympian from back
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in the day with the same last name, and he
was born on this date seventy six years ago too.
I wonder if they're related, maybe maybe twins or something.
Annie Potts remember her from Designing Women. She was also
in Ghostbusters. Ghostbuster May's seventy three.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Bill Gates. I don't need to tell you anything about him.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Oh he's the worst booth.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
He's seventy years old today. Daf Mes Zuniga is sixty three.
Of course, Princess Vespa in space Ball, so they're.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Doing another one of those movies. There's going to be
another space Balls. Jamie Gertz is sixty. Andy Richter from
The Conan Show fifty nine, Julia Roberts fifty eight, Joaquin
Phoenix is fifty one, and you're a little kid that
played Luke Dunfie on Modern Family. His name is Nolan and.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
He's twenty seven years old.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I really like when the people yell go Spusters. That's
the best part of the song because then you know,
because then when you hear it, you know what movie
you're watching.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sometimes they forget what movie I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You National First Responders Day. It is also a national
chocolate Day, So perhaps you could give a first.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Responder in your life some chocolate.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That'd be good, my man.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And now we're just three days from Halloween and five
days from the end of daylight saving time. So you
got all that going for you this weekend. It's gonna
be fun.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Boy, you sure do, all right? Everybody?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
This day in history National Chocolate Day, National Wild Foods Day?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
What is even? Is that? What is wild Food's Day?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
It's not tame food, it's wild.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh yeah, all right, today in history he's proudly brought
to you by.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
The Walton Johnson Merch. I guess you've heard. We have
a store. You can go get stuff there. It's good
for Christmas, gift given, or birthday part easier, or just
you know, keep it for yourself. Yeah, it don't hurt
to buy something for yourself every now and be selfie today.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
In seventeen twenty six, Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift was published.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Is that the story about the giant dude?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think that's things selling you. That story about the
little people? I think no, he wasn't giant, he was
regular sized. It was the little people. Oh that makes sense,
So they were little He's a giant to them. Yeah,
exactly right. Today, in seventeen ninety three, here's a game changer.
Elon Whitney applies for a patent and his conty. Hey lie, Ellie, Ellie,
eh lie. Why I said to Eli, You said Elon? No,
(03:38):
I said Eli Whitney.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You think so?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Roll the tape back. Why would I say Elon? That's
not his name.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Because you have a crush, You're you're you're boning for Elon.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Anyway, this guy patented the cotton gent, and America was
a better place for U.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Well, okay, all right, it was complicated.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Today, in eighteen eighty six, the Statue of Liberty is
unveiled and dedicated in the New York Harbor.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Have you ever climbed it? No, you've never been up there. No,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It would be very dangerous. Besides, when I lived there,
they had it closed for renovation, which I enjoyed because
I didn't want to go up there.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Anyway, when you go up there, it swings back and
forth at rocks.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You can feel it. Today, in nineteen nineteen, the Vall
Steed Act has passed. It was a law enforcing prohibition.
It kicked in after the new year, and people did
not like it, but it did. It was good for criminals,
so good.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And today, in nineteen twenty seven, scheduled international air.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Travel became a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
America flew from Key West to Cuba, and you could
still take that flight today, but only if you don't
want to come home, that's right. Speaking up today, In
nineteen sixty two, the Soviet missiles were ordered out of Cuba,
so that was good. Christis diverted. Did they actually go
or did they just say they went they got the
missiles out? They said, yeah. And today, in nineteen sixty five,
speaking of big stuff, the Gateway arc Arch excuse me,
(04:50):
in Saint Louis was completed.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Have you ever been. No, it rocks back and forth
when you're up there. Y, that's why I don't go. Yeah,
it's really weird. I flew over it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
One time and looked at it and I was like, eh,
that's about enough.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, you could see it from an airplane. Let me
tell you something about Saint Louis. Seeing it from an
airplane is always sounds like the way to go.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Recommend Saint Louis. No, I don't know why people want
to be there. It's awful. Smell's worse than India.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Loot.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Then you don't know that, Okay, I don't know. Yeah,
but I have been to Saint Louis many times.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Okay, never been to India. I just saw pictures of.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It and you could kind of smell it from the pictures.
Oh yeah, I'm sure you can. I got nothing else
on my list of historical stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
What about you, guys?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I had a few things, but it's not important. It's
important to me, Okay. Harvard College founded on this date,
sixteen thirty six.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
It's not that important.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Anything else, anybody, anybody good, never go to Harvard? Probably not,
probably somebody, Yeah, so old. The Los Angeles Dodgers beat
the New York Yankees in nineteen eighty one to win
the World Series on this day in history. The Dodgers
have won enough. They won't last year. That one at
in eighty one. It's stun for somebody else to, you know,
(06:04):
have some fun with it.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
They are kind of making me hate baseball. You know.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, that in eighteen innings is probably about enough to
run anybody off.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't know why they played that long.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
All right, what's the latest down those Louver guys?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Do we know?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Last I heard as they got two out of four
and that that was pretty much.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It dried up after that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
NBC News reports twenty four minutes ago the Louver Height
suspects are not cooperating with French police.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's why they ain't got the other two yet. They
ain't rated them out. Gotta roll over roll them.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
They said they were Algerian French, or one of them was.
He was about to go back to Algeria. Does not
seem like it's punishment enough, Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The mistake he made was going to the airport there
in Paris to catch a flight to get out of town.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
He probably should have just walked.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, just walking you would have been fine.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Take the bus. Nobody looks at the bus.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Apparently the way they were able to bust them was
because of their iPhone data. Their cell phones could where
they'd been and what they'd been up to. We'll do that, yeah,
they wreck.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I think if you're going to commit a crime, and
I don't want to help any criminals, but it feels like,
if you're going to commit a crime, leave your phone
at home. Because it's tracking your whereabouts. Everywhere it goes,
they know where you went.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I thought that was a no brainer, right there. Everybody
know that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It seems like it should be and I don't know.
But then again, out I'm not a criminal, so I
don't really have to worry about that. I usually just
turned my phone off when I'm watching a movie or something.
Never really occurred to me to turn it off for
a crime spree because I never went on a crime spree.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Crime spree seems like a lot of work. Oh, it
does sound like a lot of work. Plus you'd be
a criminal. And you know how I feel about criminals.
I don't think i'd put up with it. Don't care
for them.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Now, the thing about a crime spree is it implies
you had to do multiple crimes in a row.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, Spreeing is not something we're inclined to do.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And if you were just to do one crime correctly
so as not to get busted or ruin your life,
you'd probably have to make a lot of effort, you know,
to destroy the evidence or make your steps not traceable.
And after all, that is a set of done. Was
it even worth the work? Probably not would have been
easier to just go out and get a normal job. Now,
you'd imagine the crime spree part of it. You'd have
(08:07):
to do that all day, after all that work to
make whatever money you'd make. Why not just go to
college or something? Yeah, do that, go to technical school.
Can't you just learn to be a plumber.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Some people just don't think about what their options are.
They just it doesn't occur to them.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's why we're here to present you those options before
you go down the wrong path. We got an email
from Kelly a little while ago said, listening to you
guys this morning in the oil field down near Laredo,
just a few miles from the Rio Grande. I average
about two hundred and ninety days a year down here,
(08:43):
and it's awesome to hear you guys every morning. It
makes me feel like I'm at home. It's a homesick cure.
Keep up the good work, love you guys.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Isn't that nice? That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Where you can find us, even if you're in an
area where the radio station doesn't cover, or the radio
station that was carrying the show stops, you can still
find this though.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
That's handy yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And if you're one of those people that loves this
radio show, just know that we love us too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, I told you a thousand times. Michelle is not
a man. Okay, so please stop calling her Big Mic.
She really hates that.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
After trying to spread the ballroom lie yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Okay, you mean the building at the Whitehouse? Right that ballroom.
I thought we were going back to Michelle Obama here
for a minute. He told you how much she doesn't
like you calling her big Mic.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, no, no, this isn't about Big Mic and his
johnk No, this is about Caroline Levitt. Yesterday, Caroline Levitt
said the following out loud. This was an actual thing
that she said. She said right now, the ballroom is
Donald Trump's main priority. The question was, are there any
other renovations Trump is working on in the White House
(10:01):
right now? Okay, CNN omits the question right.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
His main priority is building his own personal ballroom, and
it has nothing to do with being president.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's a headline. The ballroom is the president's main priority. No,
the President's main priority is ending the Russian War and
tariffs and negotiating her trade deal with China. He's in
Asia right now. Clearly the ballroom's not his main main probably.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Not, since he's over there talking sweet deals with Korea
and China among others.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But the lies will spread faster than Kamala Harris at
a lobbyist cocktail party.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Here's here's Tim Walls yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
They are choosing not to fund these programs, they are
choosing to prioritize.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And when the White House Press secretary said the pop
priority is the ballroom, we could not disagree more.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Guys, do you want to hear what was actually said, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
To the ballroom in the Rose Garden patio?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Is the Is it looking at any other renovations or
significant kind of projects.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Here at the White House?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Not to my knowledge, no, But he's a builder at heart, clearly,
and so his heart in his mind is always charting
about how to improve things here on the White House grounds.
But at this moment in time, of course, the ballroom
is really the president's main priority.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
About the White House and the brief Yeah, well, they
just never miss an opportunity to mislead the American public, though,
do they, Guys? That lies spread so fast.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Here's Caitlin Collins with Jasmine Crockett and her new Nazi
haircut yesterday?
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Do you believe this will be the week that Congress
comes to an agreement here?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
I have no idea. I mean, you started off talking
about the fact that the president is in Japan. The
president has time to do everything but what he needs
to focus on. In fact, we heard the press secretary
say that his main priority is the ballroom.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The ball guys, how does the ballroom that's all about?
It's not about the government shut down. No, it's all
about the ball No, Oh my god. They're just sickening
the truth. In the meantime, the Democrats want billions of
dollars in wasteful programs, and they just don't understand why
the Republicans won't give it to them. Just give us
what we want and open Now, if we had a
(12:17):
king like they say we do, that's why they come
up with these stupid no King days and all that
kind of stuff. If Trump really was king, would somebody
shut down the government? No, you don't shut down a
king's government. The king says, no, not shutting it down.
It's just they completely change their story back and forth.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
As it suits them, and nobody calls them out.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, the truth isn't as important as the narrative, you know,
and that's just the way we got to get used
to that. How about a no queen protest? Oh, that's right,
Kamala lost. What would be the point, you know, what
would be the point? I did a Paul question yesterday,
the first I did a couple of them on social media.
One of them was thoughts on Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry.
(13:05):
About eighty one percent of you, eighty two percent of
you seem to like him. A little less than twenty
said you don't like him. So most Walton and Johnson
listeners agree he's doing a good job.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Depends on where you do the poll, and of course
in what city in the state of Louisiana. He is
more popular in some cities than others, you know, for
some reason. I don't know if it's the news that
you get in different cities. The local TV probably tells
you things about the governor you may or may not like.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
All right, here's another one, women calling their lover daddy.
Sixteen point four percent of you said that was sexy.
Eighty three point six percent think that's creepy. One person
in the comments section said, papasito. You're supposed to say papasito. Okay,
mam Asita. Oh no, I don't know where do you stand.
I'm at in the gay community, Daddy? Is that a thing?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Not for me? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know, mister, women ever call you daddy occasionally, you know,
they'd leave the sugar pat out. But I think I
know what they mean. I don't often get that one.
Usually I'm not really being called that most of the time.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I don't know. Maybe I'm not daddy like I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Maybe Katrina will call you daddy if you ever get
to hang out with her with the hurricane. No, No,
that was twenty years ago. Who are you talking about
Katrina that wrote this email?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
There's a Katrina in our email.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
She says, I I'm not my best in the mornings.
So maybe I was hallucinating last week driving to work.
I'm pretty sure heard Kenny talking about doing one of
his shows in Base Saint Louis, Mississippi, in November. That's true,
and I can't find any information about the event anywhere.
(14:43):
If it was a hallucination, you're sorry. If not, could
you give us a little more. Yeah, we are supposed
to have a show there. Let me see if I
could pull up the link real quick. Let's see. I
think I said it was gonna be November twenty first,
which was the weekend before Halloween, a, I mean Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's Halloween this weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Let's see here there it is. Yeah, man, you have
a better memory than I do. That is correct. Yeah,
we have an event coming up live in Base Saint
Louis Friday, November twenty first, Bay Saint Louis Little Theater,
three ninety eight Blaize Avenue. Is that how you say
that or blase?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't know. Yeah, anyway, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Me and Jesse Payton, Couple's Therapy is coming to Bay
Saint Louis Little Theater. We wanted to do it in
Base Saint Louis Big Theater, but there is no such place.
Oh yeah, well we can't do anything about that till Trump.
He needs to. He needs to build it bigger. Yeah,
build back better. Social media is crazy right now with
the love hate relationship with candy Corn. People don't know
(15:45):
what to think of it. Some people like it, some
people don't. Candy Corn to me is just candle waxes
sugar in it.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
If you want to see where all the terrible people
are that can't be trusted, show me a group of
people that eat candy corn.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And they're like four or five hundred different candies. That's better, Oh,
for you have to work your way down the candy corn.
I mean, you know, eventually if all the other candy
was gone, maybe you nibble on a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
How do you screw up candy? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like when you're at an old lady's house and they
have a candy dish and it's all hard candy, and
you pick one up and they're all stuck together, Like,
what even was this?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Why did you do this?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah? Why? I don't know what that is. Chances are
the old lady probably.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Gummed it a little bit, you know, and then you
realize she couldn't finish it, so she just spit it
into the candy dish and that's why it stuck to
all the other candy stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no on candy corn.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Sometimes I'll offer candy corns just to decide if I
can trust somebody, and if they say yes to it,
I make them leave my house.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And if they get really excited to start clapping, oh
candy corn, well then you have to call the lall.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Oh yeah, they gotta go.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
There's a certain candies.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Eat and die these guys.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
It is seek and sweet, It's candy come.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
The worst people on earth, the worst, the worst. How
dare you? Also?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Who do you think you are? We're gonna get kicked
off a plane in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
We aren't. I'm not getting on a plane.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Well, it's an Billyeah. That's like a vehicle we use
on the radio to explain.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
What we're going to talk about. I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
A man in Minnesota is accused of putting out a
forty five thousand dollars bounty on Pam BONDI. Look, I
don't think she's a good Attorney general either, but I
don't think we should kill her. That's crazy. The FBI
just made an arrest.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
That's breaking news. Top of a new hour here and
another threat of political violence in America.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
The FBI making.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
An arrest in a chilling murder for higher plot targeting
Attorney General Pam Bondy. We are learning brand new details
at this hour.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Walk Tyler Maxon Avalos, age thirty, residing in Saint Paul,
is currently in the find out phase after his social
media post play to forty five thousand dollars bounty for
the assassination of the Attorney general.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And what did he think was going to happen if
somebody was just going to pick him up on that?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
And does he have forty five thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
That's the real question.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
It kind of looked like he just posted a meme,
but still he put a dollar amount on her head
with a photo of a like one of those bulls
eye things pointed at her skull. The man was apparently
connected to anarchist groups, having a link on his tikknock
page to an anarchist FAQ book. So, I guess if
you were thinking about killing a high ranking member of
(18:33):
the federal government, even ironically or jokingly, don't because it's
jail's real, you.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Know, And chances are if you target a high ranking
member of the federal government, the rest of the federal
government is probably going to make that a priority.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Now, it's going to be hard for him to claim
he was just kidding in court. As you may have guessed,
the guy already has a criminal record including stalking and
domestic assault.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay, then yeah, he ought to probably go ahead and
just start dig in a hole underneath the jail.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
That's where we're gonna keep him.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
All criminals sick in me.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But the kind of person that just stalks someone like
you just want to follow someone around all day and
bother them, just.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Show up unannounced where they're going to be, Now, that
is that is deeply disturbing, deeply disturbing.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
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What your retardo? Yeah, Chucky Schumer soon Mari con Chucky
is whatcher Marikan? They should stop l Democrats shut down.
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