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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll tell you what you got to give it to
that old man who's in charge of the country right now.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What is it to Trump said, that's him.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Trump was over bouncing around in the Middle East, got
there quick, took care of business, and then flew back
home in the middle of the night so that he
could be here today to announce it is a national
day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk. Came home in time
to give the Medal of Freedom to the late Charlie Kirk.
(00:28):
Well to his wife, you know, because she'll be there
for him. And he also figured out a way to
get our military men and women paid even though we
have a government shutdown going on. He has ordered Pete
Hegseth to use available funds to get our troops paid
on the fifteenth and said the Democrats are holding our
(00:49):
military security of our nation hostage with their dangerous shutdown.
So I guess what he was doing is he is
repurposing the Fence Department funding for the higher ups at
the Pentagon and people like that to pay the members
of the military.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh rah, I like that to.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What are the Indians called him again, a golden eagle.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Chief golden Eagle.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, all right, So Erica Kirk will participate in a
more memorial today for Charlie on his birthday with President Trump.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Here's my question.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
If Erica briefly smiles during the memorial, will the far
fetched conspiracy theorists be able to contain their outrage?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh oh, they'll just go nuts. It'll be a whole
new set of conspiracies.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
The commentary on the internet people freeze framing video of
Erica Kirk at the Charlie Kirk memorial.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Look at she's smiling. How could she smile? Dude?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
There's two hundred thousand people there to praise her husband.
Her life was rock She's an emotional mess right now,
and she smiled for a brief moment as she looked
in awe at the hundreds of thousands of people that
gathered together.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
How about f you?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Besides that, some of the best funerals I've ever been
to have been funny. You know, when a guy dies, Now,
you obviously didn't die, you know, in a good way,
But when you're going back over a guy's life at
a funeral, you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Tell funny stories.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You know what he did that one time, and you
you know, you joke around and you need to lighten
up the mood a little bit. Don't nobody need to
be sad all the time? Besides, it was over a
month ago. Every now and then you got a little
take a little break from being sad and you know,
crying and just all miserable and remember some good times.
(02:35):
I'm sure she has some funny stories to tell if
she feels like telling them.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
And also, some people look like they're smiling when they're crying.
And then also, f you, do you ever consider that
there's always that she f yourselves? I mean, the way
people reacted to this woman.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I hope.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I hope she makes a fortune off of turning Point
USA donations. I hope she flourishes for the rest of
her life. May every one of these weird conspiracy theorists
who got mad because his widow smiled on TV, may
every one of them drown in a sea of their
own tears while she smiles and stares on in awe.
(03:14):
I don't understand what you guys are mad about. What
a weird thing to get angry about, speaking of.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Sad celebrity deaths, not that this woman was a celebrity,
but her brother in law was Romney's sister in law
was found dead Friday night in a parking garage the
town center area of Santa Clarita, just north of Los Angeles.
If you've never been out there. They are conducting an
investigation into the death. This woman is a sixty four
(03:43):
year old Carrie Romney. Calls of death right now is
listed as deferred, which means they're they're putting it off
until some toxicology tests another information becomes available to them.
Preliminary information indicates that she either jumped or fell from
(04:05):
the garage, So it wasn't just like, you know, she
fell over and died. She may have leapt to her
death or tripped and fell, who knows, but it doesn't
look good.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We had another one of these people on the show.
Was it Anne Romney. We had met Romney's cousin on
I think do you remember she lived down in Mexico
in a compound. Oh yeah, for polygamists and.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And there's some weird folks in that family.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It was after the twenty twelve election. He'd already lost.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Did She came on the show to promote I don't
remember a cookbook or something, and we all asked her
where were you during the election, and she begrudgingly admitted
they told me to not talk for it because they
didn't want to point out how the Romney family lives
down here south of the border, down Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Way, Dan Mehicoway.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Back in the day, for those that don't know, the
Romneys are Mormons.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I was going to sing like that other lady.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
And back in the day, a portion of met Romney
his family moved to Mexico so they could participate in
not polyamorous relationships, but polygamist relationships. I'm not entirely sure
what the difference is, yes, and anyway, so they and
they're like, all right, just keep your mouth shut while
Mintons is running for president.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
If he wins, you can't talk for four years, that's right,
or eight.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Apparently Carlos Santana is one of the people that is
a fan of Bad Bunny. I don't know if he's
a fan of his music or if he's just a
fan of the fact that well, he says, I congratulate
and celebrate Bad Bunny's success in his position right.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Now with the world and with the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I feel a total oneness with what he's doing because
we're here to utilize art to compliment and bring the
world closer together to harmony and oneness own.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Doing yoga.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Now, I do have a hard time believing some of
these old classic rock guys actually like that.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I know, but this is a way to get Carlos
Santana mentioned in the news today, because otherwise would you.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Because this is the music of Carlos Santana, right, everybody
gets that this is the music of bad Bunny.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Chank Jank, Carlos Santana. Jank, Carlos likes this.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Evil.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Something in Spanish nobody knows, but not just regular Spanish.
It's that Puerto Rican Spanish. You know they got their
own word for rice and beans. Really, yeah, imagine how
confusing that much?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
They just go with rice and beans. I mean, it's
pretty easy rice beans. Who couldn't do that?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Apparently the Puerto Ricans, apparently they had one for all
these different things that they had their own words even
before we did. They don't even call it a bathroom billy.
They tell it el bono. Really, I know, I know,
I'd like to put this music in al bono.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Not very good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
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Speaker 1 (07:10):
Florida Man story coming up, and so much more on
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Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh and don't forget the best part. We're not gonna
talk about the Romney family anymore. We're pretty much done
with that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That works.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
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I get the impression of the show will continue to
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Speaker 4 (09:43):
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is offering free food to some of the federal workers
during the shutdown. Is that the official name of the restaurant,
TGI Friday's h huh?
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You know you want to go, you want to go
to Fridays. I don't even think we have one around
here anymore. We used to, yeah, used to be right
down the road.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I don't mind a mid price chain restaurant, especially when
you're out in the middle of nowhere and all they
got is an Applebee's. It's like, all right, I guess
we're having jellow shots and you know and egg roll.
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Great thing about applebees You can take the kids and
they'll serve them alcohol too.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, I love that they act like it's not intentional.
But let me tell you, that gets the kids coming
back to apple Bee's when they're adults, because they have memories.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Of good times.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
You know.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
The most amazing thing about all this news is that
Fridays expects people to pay for their food.
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Speaker 4 (11:35):
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take a name.
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Speaker 4 (11:41):
Flight of the megastarship rocket with another went eleventh successful.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
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Speaker 3 (11:50):
And there's a video of it. It looks pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
SpaceX also launched twenty four of Amazon's Cuper internet satellites.
What is it sweeper cuper q k U I p
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Speaker 3 (12:03):
How do you say it? Quipper?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Quipper quipper?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I don't know anyway, that's Amazon's got internet satellites.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
When you saw the video of it and the big
fire and smoke and explosion and the rocket go.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Up, Oh god, I got so excited.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Is there any way for you to know whether that
was the eleventh one, you're watching a fresh one or
you watching number eight again. They might have just given
you a rerun. Not that they didn't launch. I'm just
saying maybe the video wasn't as good and so they
went back and got one of the better ones.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
To your point, if you wouldn't know the difference, yeah,
but you know who would people on four Chan and.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Red There's somebody out there that would have said, uh
uh uh oh that wasn't that.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That was this one? They know, Bro.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
If someone sends me a video where they're somewhere weird,
like at a pool or at a bar or something,
my friends can always figure out based on the background.
Really yeah, my friends who drink a lot and got sure,
I'm like, where is the person had in this video?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
There's always like my buddy Jack at the gym.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So he's like an alcohol savant.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
He's well, we joke that he's like an he's an
autist for exteriors. If you show him a video of
the outside of a building anywhere in the Gulf Coast area,
he'll be like, oh, yeah, that's the second pool at
Moody Gardens in Galveston. He's like, oh, yeah, no, I
recognize that. That's the bar at the Four Seasons in
New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's what that is. It's like, how does he do it?
That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Apparently it gets around pretty good.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
He really does. Yeah, I don't have that ability anyway.
In the meantime, a little sad news today from the
world to space.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
This is real. Should we even do the sad news? Guys?
I don't want to bump people.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You kind of have to. Now I'm gonna leave him
hanging all right.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced on Monday that they are
going to fire five hundred and fifty people.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Where they did.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Wait, it's around ten percent of the staff.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Hanging fruit.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Now, here's the good news.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Like the radio business this time of years, when they
go lopping the low hanging fruit around here.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I've never heard of that before. Oh okay, So NASA
has said, look, we got some people.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
We don't need it.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
It's this basically happened at the California Institute of Technology KIT.
We call it in the space community, me and my
space friends, is that what we call it now? To
be fair that particular facility is a place where they
were doing a lot of the climate change propaganda, so
it actually is good news then, yeah, and they said
that this is the evolving space ecosystem community is going
(14:32):
to have a few more unemployed people in it.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
How much longer can they continue to spend that crazy
con man story. I mean, al Gore started it back
forty fifty years ago. We were all going to be underwater,
you know, by the year two thousand, and then the
year two thousand came along and said, well, my twenty
twenty five, for sure.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Twenty twenty five is here.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And you know, they got pictures from back in the
nineteen alts got there's a picture of some place out
in California at an island off the coast or something
from nineteen oh four, and it's still there and the
water is the exact same level as it is today.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Eighteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
At his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech in December two
thousand and seven, al Gore warned that the Arctic would
melt by twenty fourteenth twenty.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Number twenty first as the northern hemisphere tilted away from
the sun. Scientists reported with unprecedented alarm that the North
polar ice cap is, in their words, falling off a cliff.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Right.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
One study estimated that it could be completely gone during
summer in less than twenty two years.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Turns out, turns out that was a lie. As I
did wonder how much longer they can keep spending these stories.
I mean, less and less people are buying it every day,
but apparently there's just a never ending supply of idiots
and morons and imbeciles and retards and people that are
(16:03):
easily fooled.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, it's sad, but I am happy that we could
say retard again. That's fine, right, it feels so good. Retard.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
My name is Al Gore, and I'm here to say
by fight the global warming in a major way. If
you want to save the Earth, you need a carbon credit.
That's why I invented the Internet. I'm down with the
visos and I'm down.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
With the g's.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Some people think I have congenital disease, so put your
hands up. If you're a true player, then let's patch
up the ozoe.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Are you so gay for space?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
The space problem?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I love the space probe.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Najer, Will Robinson.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Danger, Walton M. Johnson,
I'll tell you what you got to give it to
that old man who's in charge of the country right now.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What is it to Trump said, that's him.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Trump was over bouncing around in the Middle East, got
there quick, took care of business, and then flew back
home in the middle of the night so that he
could be here today to announce it is a national
day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk. Came home in time
to give the Medal of Freedom to the late Charlie Kirk.
(00:28):
Well to his wife, you know, because she'll be there
for him. And he also figured out a way to
get our military men and women paid even though we
have a government shutdown going on. He has ordered Pete
Hegseth to use available funds to get our troops paid
on the fifteenth and said the Democrats are holding our
(00:49):
military security of our nation hostage with their dangerous shutdown.
So I guess what he was doing is he is
repurposing the Fence Department funding for the higher ups at
the Pentagon and people like that to pay the members
of the military.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh rah, I like that to.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
What are the Indians called him again, a golden eagle.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Chief golden Eagle.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, all right, So Erica Kirk will participate in a
more memorial today for Charlie on his birthday with President Trump.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Here's my question.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
If Erica briefly smiles during the memorial, will the far
fetched conspiracy theorists be able to contain their outrage?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh oh, they'll just go nuts. It'll be a whole
new set of conspiracies.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
The commentary on the internet people freeze framing video of
Erica Kirk at the Charlie Kirk memorial.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Look at she's smiling. How could she smile? Dude?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
There's two hundred thousand people there to praise her husband.
Her life was rock She's an emotional mess right now,
and she smiled for a brief moment as she looked
in awe at the hundreds of thousands of people that
gathered together.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
How about f you?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Besides that, some of the best funerals I've ever been
to have been funny. You know, when a guy dies, Now,
you obviously didn't die, you know, in a good way,
But when you're going back over a guy's life at
a funeral, you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Tell funny stories.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You know what he did that one time, and you
you know, you joke around and you need to lighten
up the mood a little bit. Don't nobody need to
be sad all the time? Besides, it was over a
month ago. Every now and then you got a little
take a little break from being sad and you know,
crying and just all miserable and remember some good times.
(02:35):
I'm sure she has some funny stories to tell if
she feels like telling them.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
And also, some people look like they're smiling when they're crying.
And then also, f you, do you ever consider that
there's always that she f yourselves? I mean, the way
people reacted to this woman.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I hope.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I hope she makes a fortune off of turning Point
USA donations. I hope she flourishes for the rest of
her life. May every one of these weird conspiracy theorists
who got mad because his widow smiled on TV, may
every one of them drown in a sea of their
own tears while she smiles and stares on in awe.
(03:14):
I don't understand what you guys are mad about. What
a weird thing to get angry about, speaking of.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Sad celebrity deaths, not that this woman was a celebrity,
but her brother in law was Romney's sister in law
was found dead Friday night in a parking garage the
town center area of Santa Clarita, just north of Los Angeles.
If you've never been out there. They are conducting an
investigation into the death. This woman is a sixty four
(03:43):
year old Carrie Romney. Calls of death right now is
listed as deferred, which means they're they're putting it off
until some toxicology tests another information becomes available to them.
Preliminary information indicates that she either jumped or fell from
(04:05):
the garage, So it wasn't just like, you know, she
fell over and died. She may have leapt to her
death or tripped and fell, who knows, but it doesn't
look good.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We had another one of these people on the show.
Was it Anne Romney. We had met Romney's cousin on
I think do you remember she lived down in Mexico
in a compound. Oh yeah, for polygamists and.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And there's some weird folks in that family.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It was after the twenty twelve election. He'd already lost.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Did She came on the show to promote I don't
remember a cookbook or something, and we all asked her
where were you during the election, and she begrudgingly admitted
they told me to not talk for it because they
didn't want to point out how the Romney family lives
down here south of the border, down Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Way, Dan Mehicoway.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Back in the day, for those that don't know, the
Romneys are Mormons.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I was going to sing like that other lady.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
And back in the day, a portion of met Romney
his family moved to Mexico so they could participate in
not polyamorous relationships, but polygamist relationships. I'm not entirely sure
what the difference is, yes, and anyway, so they and
they're like, all right, just keep your mouth shut while
Mintons is running for president.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
If he wins, you can't talk for four years, that's right,
or eight.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Apparently Carlos Santana is one of the people that is
a fan of Bad Bunny. I don't know if he's
a fan of his music or if he's just a
fan of the fact that well, he says, I congratulate
and celebrate Bad Bunny's success in his position right.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Now with the world and with the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I feel a total oneness with what he's doing because
we're here to utilize art to compliment and bring the
world closer together to harmony and oneness own.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Doing yoga.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Now, I do have a hard time believing some of
these old classic rock guys actually like that.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I know, but this is a way to get Carlos
Santana mentioned in the news today, because otherwise would you.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Because this is the music of Carlos Santana, right, everybody
gets that this is the music of bad Bunny.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Chank Jank, Carlos Santana. Jank, Carlos likes this.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Evil.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Something in Spanish nobody knows, but not just regular Spanish.
It's that Puerto Rican Spanish. You know they got their
own word for rice and beans. Really, yeah, imagine how
confusing that much?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
They just go with rice and beans. I mean, it's
pretty easy rice beans. Who couldn't do that?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Apparently the Puerto Ricans, apparently they had one for all
these different things that they had their own words even
before we did. They don't even call it a bathroom billy.
They tell it el bono. Really, I know, I know,
I'd like to put this music in al bono.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Not very good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh and I know you're gay for the gayest you
must be pretty excited for, you know, the accomplishments of SpaceX.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh to stick around for that leap. We got a
homoeronic space.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Florida Man story coming up, and so much more on
your favorite morning show.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh and don't forget the best part. We're not gonna
talk about the Romney family anymore. We're pretty much done
with that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That works.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, that was the end of that. I will say
this though, and I thought this was interesting. Did you
know they sell a prosthetic? Do you remember the movie Alien?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Of course, that little thing come shooting out of that
gash chest while he was having dinner. Oh man, that
was a you got to remember the first time you
saw that, wherever you were, whenever it was who that
was some serious action, just.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
A time for Halloween. You can now buy that on
a harness. See, well you could get it, ladies. You
can wear it. Yeah, you can wear it on your
pelvic read strap it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
To your chest, put a T shirt over it and
then it can come ripping out.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh no, that doesn't go on your chest, mister k
what Yeah, that's straps or lower to our soire, and.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
How much of it I'm fans love because I'm Stephan
I have the biggest choting cable and Channam.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I will say this, we don't brag about the success
of this show much, but it's going quite well lately.
I get the impression of the show will continue to
be on the air based on the uh trajectory of
ratings and revenue and how they calculate that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So a munch of the you know, the behind the
scenes the world of the walt On Johnson Show. Like
you said, we're we're so humble, that's what makes us
so great.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
People often say humility is like your your greatest thing.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Ever, that's what we're known for, our humility and our
modesty exactly. We're known all over the country for our modesty.
I mean you can ask maybe worldwide at this point. Yeah,
but all jokes aside. Based on how the show's been
doing lately, I have a feeling it's not going anywhere
anytime soon. Knock on linoleum. But anyway, we're great. Wouldn't
be to do that if not for the listeners that well,
(09:02):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's all you. You're the reason Nate.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It's if you subscribe to our podcast, if you listen
to this radio show, if you follow us on social media,
if you attended one of our comedy shows, you have
helped to give us the ammunition we need to prove
to guys wearing expensive suits that we belong in these seats.
So thank you so much for your support, and we
(09:26):
won't make a big deal out of it, but we
just wanted you to know it's important to us, and
thank you. It's nice to be able to pay our
bills and feed our.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Families by say, you know, do what you love and
you never work a day in your life, and she
couldn't be here today, so I went to work.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, got it? Thanks thank you, mister out.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
TGI Friday, speaking of being short on cash, TGI Fridays
is offering free food to some of the federal workers
during the shutdown. Is that the official name of the restaurant,
TGI Friday's h huh?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, you know what's amazing about that? Everybody just goes Friday.
You know you want to go, you want to go
to Fridays. I don't even think we have one around
here anymore. We used to, yeah, used to be right
down the road.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I don't mind a mid price chain restaurant, especially when
you're out in the middle of nowhere and all they
got is an Applebee's. It's like, all right, I guess
we're having jellow shots and you know and egg roll.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Great thing about applebees You can take the kids and
they'll serve them alcohol too.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, I love that they act like it's not intentional.
But let me tell you, that gets the kids coming
back to apple Bee's when they're adults, because they have memories.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Of good times.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
You know.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
The most amazing thing about all this news is that
Fridays expects people to pay for their food.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
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Speaker 3 (11:20):
Whoa? I wouldn't have even considered that until you pointed
it out.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Now I'm not thinking about anything else. Yeah, now it's
all I can think about it. Before it was stans
for affordable. See that's how that works.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
All right, we got some good news, I got some
bad news. What do you want first?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well, I like good news.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
All right, let's start off with this SpaceX kicking acid
take a name.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
They just launched their eleventh test.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Flight of the megastarship rocket with another went eleventh successful.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Right, That's that's really the important part, the success.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
And there's a video of it. It looks pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
SpaceX also launched twenty four of Amazon's Cuper internet satellites.
What is it sweeper cuper q k U I p
e R.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
How do you say it? Quipper?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Quipper quipper?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I don't know anyway, that's Amazon's got internet satellites.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
When you saw the video of it and the big
fire and smoke and explosion and the rocket go.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Up, Oh god, I got so excited.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Is there any way for you to know whether that
was the eleventh one, you're watching a fresh one or
you watching number eight again. They might have just given
you a rerun. Not that they didn't launch. I'm just
saying maybe the video wasn't as good and so they
went back and got one of the better ones.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
To your point, if you wouldn't know the difference, yeah,
but you know who would people on four Chan and.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Red There's somebody out there that would have said, uh
uh uh oh that wasn't that.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That was this one? They know, Bro.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
If someone sends me a video where they're somewhere weird,
like at a pool or at a bar or something,
my friends can always figure out based on the background.
Really yeah, my friends who drink a lot and got sure,
I'm like, where is the person had in this video?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
There's always like my buddy Jack at the gym.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So he's like an alcohol savant.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
He's well, we joke that he's like an he's an
autist for exteriors. If you show him a video of
the outside of a building anywhere in the Gulf Coast area,
he'll be like, oh, yeah, that's the second pool at
Moody Gardens in Galveston. He's like, oh, yeah, no, I
recognize that. That's the bar at the Four Seasons in
New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's what that is. It's like, how does he do it?
That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Apparently it gets around pretty good.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
He really does. Yeah, I don't have that ability anyway.
In the meantime, a little sad news today from the
world to space.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
This is real. Should we even do the sad news? Guys?
I don't want to bump people.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You kind of have to. Now I'm gonna leave him
hanging all right.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced on Monday that they are
going to fire five hundred and fifty people.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Where they did.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Wait, it's around ten percent of the staff.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Hanging fruit.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Now, here's the good news.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Like the radio business this time of years, when they
go lopping the low hanging fruit around here.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I've never heard of that before. Oh okay, So NASA
has said, look, we got some people.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
We don't need it.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
It's this basically happened at the California Institute of Technology KIT.
We call it in the space community, me and my
space friends, is that what we call it now? To
be fair that particular facility is a place where they
were doing a lot of the climate change propaganda, so
it actually is good news then, yeah, and they said
that this is the evolving space ecosystem community is going
(14:32):
to have a few more unemployed people in it.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
How much longer can they continue to spend that crazy
con man story. I mean, al Gore started it back
forty fifty years ago. We were all going to be underwater,
you know, by the year two thousand, and then the
year two thousand came along and said, well, my twenty
twenty five, for sure.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Twenty twenty five is here.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And you know, they got pictures from back in the
nineteen alts got there's a picture of some place out
in California at an island off the coast or something
from nineteen oh four, and it's still there and the
water is the exact same level as it is today.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Eighteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
At his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech in December two
thousand and seven, al Gore warned that the Arctic would
melt by twenty fourteenth twenty.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Number twenty first as the northern hemisphere tilted away from
the sun. Scientists reported with unprecedented alarm that the North
polar ice cap is, in their words, falling off a cliff.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Right.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
One study estimated that it could be completely gone during
summer in less than twenty two years.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Turns out, turns out that was a lie. As I
did wonder how much longer they can keep spending these stories.
I mean, less and less people are buying it every day,
but apparently there's just a never ending supply of idiots
and morons and imbeciles and retards and people that are
(16:03):
easily fooled.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, it's sad, but I am happy that we could
say retard again. That's fine, right, it feels so good. Retard.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
My name is Al Gore, and I'm here to say
by fight the global warming in a major way. If
you want to save the Earth, you need a carbon credit.
That's why I invented the Internet. I'm down with the
visos and I'm down.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
With the g's.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Some people think I have congenital disease, so put your
hands up. If you're a true player, then let's patch
up the ozoe.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Are you so gay for space?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
The space problem?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I love the space probe.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Najer, Will Robinson.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Danger, Walton M. Johnson,
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