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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You got some We wait a second, marky Mark and
Mark Wahlberg are the same guy.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shouldn't let that slip out. I'm sorry. He's always
been an actor.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Today he pretends to be whatever he is, and back
then he pretended to be whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
This was sexy baby, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Do you know his brother was in New Kids on
the Block Get Out? Yeah, no way, apparently back in
the day. Oh, it's celebrity birthday time. I'm the Walter
and Jackson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
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Speaker 1 (00:31):
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Speaker 2 (00:36):
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W ANDJ. Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's Roger Federer's birthday. He is forty four years old.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Nice, Probably about enough, don't you think, Roger? And what
does he do? I think it's so he was tennis.
He's in the Who Yes, christ him Drew.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Leche ninety eight degrees is forty nine Scott's stap. Everybody
loves Creed right, I guess fifty two?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Cool? Mod is sixty three, is having a biggin He
didn't really seen that cool to me anymore? Yeah, not anymore?
You know he spills an the k the edge from
you two is sixty four, fabulous years old. Cool. Deborah
Norville is sixty seven. Donnie Most who played Ralph Mouth
(01:27):
on Happy Days seventy two? Was it Himmer or Pozzi
that got in trouble with the Was it a me
too something? Anyway? Probably shouldn't mention it on his birthday?
Oh no, they didn't have me twos in the fifties.
You were. I think sexual assault was legal back then.
Larry Willcox, who was the other guy on Chips that
wasn't paunch.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, he's seventy eight. Connie Stevens sixties sex symbol. Oh man,
she just batdid it for me right there.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Let me see. She's eighty seven. She's still with us,
though most of the other sixties sex symbols have moved on.
Dustin Hoffman eighty eight and the late Mel Tillis born
on this date, nineteen thirty two. This day, by the way,
is National CBD Day. Why would we need that? It's
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CBD Day brought to you bye.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh I know, I gotta give him a crutch of
it now and they go drag him along.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
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Speaker 1 (02:26):
I was consuming the THHC products that Dan Patrick's trying
to outlaw earlier.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, we don't need that.
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Speaker 2 (02:42):
Some of my favorite to be honest with you. Also
International Beer Day, pickleball Day, so take your choice, and
just three weeks still, Labor Day weekend? Labor Day weekend?
Are we doing that this year? That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, that'll be great. I love Labor Day. That's a
lot of fun. Well about this day in history? You love?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So it's a National Frozen Custard Day. Zucchini on your
neighborhood's porch night? What that's not a thing? That's what
it says. Sneak some zucchini on your neighbor's porch night.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Huh huh huh? How could that? What is what? Huh?
Thank you who wrote that? Who wrote this? Here?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That is unbelievable. I'm really upset about that bill. Yeah,
there's a pop up on your screen there. Do you
got to change your password all of a sudden?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It keeps telling me I have to do that apparely
after every six months or something.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You got to change it. But by six months I
don't even know how to do it. Well, good, there's
instructions here. I'll help you. You got to do eight characters,
Go ahead, you gotta be eight. Yeah. Type that in now?
All right? No?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Did it work? Put in one upper case in one
lower case? Oh yeah, you got a capitalize something.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Did that work?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You're not not quite there yet. You need a symbol
and a number, billy d a symbol you mean like
what the drummers beat on? No? No, like an exclamation
point or something. Oh I did that role? Okay, hang on?
Put that in today.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now it's not working. Did you include a hiro not working?
Did you include a hieroglyphic? I don't have that key
on my keyboard? No?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
No, no, it's there. Zoom inmore zoom. Oh there it is.
Does it work? No? Was it supposed to be capitalized?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
No? No, no, Uh, you gotta do a high coup.
Do a high coup do who a high coup? Is
that an international beer of some kind?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, no, but you also need to include a musical note,
so put that into I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Did you remember to put in the feather of a
hawk and the drop of unicorn blood? I had that,
but they didn't wanted to hair out of the wart
of a toad. I'll fix it for you later. All right,
Today in history, proudly brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I don't know, cause I can't get into the system.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I think it's I think it's law tigers dot com
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Speaker 2 (04:50):
Today.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In sixteen oh three, a guy named Galileo, and this
is a perfect example of why government is useless. A
guy named Galileo demonstrated his telescope to the Senate in Venice.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Now, I want you to think about that for just
a minute. Did they call him a heretic and burn
him at the steak or what do they do to it?
Isn't that the weirdest thing?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
He got out there and he was like, Hey, I
have this great idea, and they were like what is it.
He's like, it's this thing called the telescope. It allows
you to see the stars, woa, the moon, and then
one of the and then one of the senators was like,
we don't need that. Get him out of here. Yeah,
you're just looking in a metal tube. Or probably he's
a witch.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He's a witch.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He is. They probably said it like Italian's, well, he's
a witch. In fifteen eighty eight, the British Navy defeated
the Spanish Armada on this stage.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Did you know that, Yes? I did. Matter of fact,
they still have the trophy. They got it. They got that.
They had a trophy back. They used to give out
trophies for wars.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And you didn't not everybody got a trophy. It was
waning back in the day where everybody got hurt feelings
except for one. Really they win the trophy. They didn't
even have participation trophies or they under wars today. In
seventeen eighty six, the US Congress shose the dollar as
our monetary unit.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That was a mistake. Oh boy, we could have gone
with pounds, I know.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And people love to talk about how many pounds they've lost, well,
especially so much with dollars, not so much.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
With semi glue tide.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
In eighteen forty four, Brigham Young is chosen to lead
the Mormon Church, him and his child bride. He brought
him very young.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Today. In nineteen seventy six, Edison granted a patenteen seventy six, Sorry,
what did I say? Nineteen? Today?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
In eighteen six, eighteen seventy six, Edison granted a patent
for the autographic pen and auto pen.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh wait a minute, what, Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You thought that whole thing with Joe Biden was Joe
Biden's fault, but actually it was Thomas Edison.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Originally called a miniograph machine. And no, no, no, that's in school,
like to smell the ink. No, that's for finding breast cancer,
mister Kenneth. Okay, yeah, that's something. I screwed that one up. Today.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
In eighteen ninety nine, the first household refrigerator was patented,
and if you like President Truman, he ratified the un
Charter on this day in nineteen forty five. Who didn't
love that?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Eh? You know? All right? Fine? Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Did you guys remember there was this whole country before
it was called Russia, It was called the Soviet Union
back in the day. And apparently the Soviet guys they
weren't much fun. Anytime we did something, they tried to
do it better. So today, in nineteen fifty three, the
Soviet Union declared that they had a hydrogen bomb.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Dick Nixon resigned today. Why he announced he was resigning
today in nineteen seventy four, and he resigned because he
was not a crook. There was no room for guys
who weren't crooks and walking into DC.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Why were we talking about Kuwait earlier? Do you remember? Yeah?
Because the war.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, today, in nineteen ninety Iraq annexed Kuwait. It didn't
end like Iraq plan. But let's be honest, we spent
a lot of time trying to help out Kuwait. And
they don't really even like us. They joined up with
a bunch of other little countries over there to hate America,
but they still will take our money. And finally, today
in two thousand and seven, thanks to Billia driving a
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Ford F twot fifty and flying an Economy plus so
he can get a little more leg room and e
F two, Tornado touchdown in Brooklyn, New York for the
first time since eighteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
My bad? What are you gonna do? I feel terrible
about it, but there's no taking it back now, you
and your climate change billy? Do you feel better? And
do you feel better? I bet he doesn't. I bet
you're happy, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
By the way, I didn't get a chance to jump
into the birthdays for the weekend, but we won't be
here tomorrow's celebrate.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh we skip that. Whitney Houston would turn sixty two tomorrow.
She'd taken better care of herself. What happened to her?
Apparently she's allergic to water. Apparently you can't do drugs
in a bathtub. She's like the wicked Witch of the West.
They put her in a tub and she died. Does
that work? I think it does? Wow. Yeah, there's some
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other birthdays tomorrow. But really, besides Whitney and Dion Sanders,
who else really? Camps?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Okay, hold a copy too, She'll hold on will be
sixty one tomorrow. Friends with Steve? I think you got
to make a bigger dealt.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What friends with her too? You would be friends with Hoda?
Do you know howdah? You don't know howdah. I've been
to her, well, should have lived there now, But I've
been to her apartment in New York. What were you
doing at a woman's apartment and waiting for her to
get ready?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And how long did that?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
She was slow? You know these TV people, they they
take forever to get ready. Radio people get ready like that. Yeah,
it's almost like we're not even trying. Yeah, almost.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
By the way, Prime's sun is gonna be playing NFL
football tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh shakour Prime, how's he doing?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And then tomorrow it's Dion's birthday, So I bet shakou Suh,
Dion's kid is probably gonna give him a gift, you know,
like throw a touchdown path and dedicated today on his
birthday or something like that. Maybe he could give him
(09:54):
a bladder. That was mean, No, I was true. I
actually don't.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Tomorrow is also Sam Elliott's birthday, And I don't know
where you guys stand on you know eighty one.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I like his acting. I'm told I wouldn't like his politics. Yeah, no,
I definitely don't. Well, you know Ryan Bingham, you know,
I like his music, I don't really care for his
I don't care for his politics, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
And then on Sunday, you know, besides Kylie Jinner, which
I know you already know that that it's our birthday.
I'm sure you have that at Angie Harmon turns fifty
three on Sunday and uh Antonio Banderas. Do you remember
his best acting part, It'll be sixty five on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
His best acting part was when he was in the
movie From Dust Till Dawn, written by Quentin Tarantino, a
writer and director who had a foot fetish and cast
it himself in the movie in a scene where he
gets to stick Selma Hyak's feet in his mouth and
drink tequila.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Not even close to his best Oh, what did you think?
It was? Pussing boots, pussing boots. Yeah, he was pussing boots.
I don't even remember pussing boots. Was that like a
porno or something? You have the saddest life I've ever.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Heard this American carnage stops right here and stops right now.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
D Walton and Johnson Radio Network like nineties dance music,
but it is.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You know, it never occurred to me back in the
nineties when this was around. But this was actually Swedish
people making fun of Billyett, What the hell are you
talking about? This the cotton od Joe. Now, no, it's
not to your original Watch the video. Back in the nineties,
a Swedish electronic music group wanted to make fun of
American rednecks, so they started a band called Rednecks. And
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then in the video they all dress up like what
they thought Hillbillies looked like. And these are these are
Europeans and they make their teeth loop gross.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
They're making fun of you, BILLYO. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, that's what they think you look like. I mean,
I'm not I'm not okay with it. For the record,
I'm on your side here, Bill yet, even if you're not,
I haven't seen one thing insulting yet. It just looks
like a bunch of folks having a good time getting
busy on the cotton eyed Joe. Okay, they made themselves
look dirty on purpose. Do you notice how they actually
have dreadlocks underneath their cowboy hats. These are Europeans. I
(12:10):
don't like the hair. Turns out a couple of those
long hairs are actually dudes.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Now that they're mostly dudes chick on a on a
you know, riding that Gillies Bull, they're in her bikini
or bra I don't know what you do is maybe
a bikini?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, As it turns out, Billy, the people that made
this music video they don't know who Gilly is.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Well that's their problem, not mine, ain't.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, these are Swedish people, Billy, they've never even been
to Texas.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
They don't know what a honky tonk is? Do they
even know what a cotton eyed Joe is? What is
a cotton eyed Joe? I don't know what is it.
I just thought there are different opinions about that. Some
people think it's the look you get on your face
after you've enjoyed some white lightning. Some people think it
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might be a contrast to the dark skin and the
white eyes. But I think it might be somebody with
the cataracts, or it could just get a kind of
a milky film over their eyes, kind of like a
cotton color. Or could you be talking about ghostesses? No
(13:18):
Slow Yourna in.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Japan, by the way, to cotton Eyed Joe predates the
Civil Wars. Probably the oldest song you've played here on
the show in all these many years. No that songs
from the nineties berlliod uh huh. And this song is
from the eighties. And in Japan right now they have
actual ghostbusters.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Did y'all know about this? We had Ghostbusters here back
in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, no, no, it's not a TV show. This is in
the Times UKDA it's a British news outlet. In Japan,
the season for ghost stories is right now, gentlemen. While
in the West, the spirits of the dead are believed
to return to this world in late October, in Japan
it happens in the warmer months. Next week, families will
gather together to honor the spirit of their ancestors with
the Festival of a Bond. Not the Penis Festival. No, no,
(14:06):
that's a totally that's in the spring. Don't be ridiculous.
The Penis Festival. And you know damn well that happens
that pops up in early spring. We all know that
that's what it pops up. That's exactly right. Anyway, So
right now they're getting ready for this, and they actually
have a group there called Nakata Stigmatized group, trying to
weed out a possession of the ghosts. Yeah, hero Kuwata
(14:27):
is a steel factory worker and she believes that one
of her ancestors is being haunted, and so she hires
these gentlemen to come and perform a magical ritual. And
it actually is quite high tech, in fact, if you
look at the video of them do it here. While
it has something to do with ancient Old world religions,
they also use a lot of cameras and recording equipment
to capture the ghosts they can see.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And they have a lot of those captured. Now I
hire us to take a gander.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
At well, I don't know the answer to that question,
but they have captured a lot of yen by charging
people for this experience, and that seems to be working
out quite well for them. Now, with all that taking place,
we have some problems of our own here in the
United States of the of the not of this world variety.
Oh oh yeah, no, this is bad, guys, this is
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very bad. In fact, I almost forgot. I think we
actually have a new introduction for this. What did I
do with that introduction?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Maybe the ghosts has got it? No, here it is,
I found it.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Everybody, Hey, boys and girls, what time is it?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's well had time, all right?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Apparently, gay men who don't like Donald Trump are putting
curses on him and his son.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh no, yeah, well that's the end of that.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
They're using magic, dark magic, or probably rainbow themed magic.
I hope Rainbow Madge Pride flag themed magic to put
a curse on Donald Trump. Here's one young twink on
his TikTok account describing how they're doing.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It, formally casting my spell on Donald Trump. Actually it's
not even a spell. It's a curse. I curse you,
Donald Trump, and the curse is your youngest son, Baron
Trump will become a liberal. You will become a leftist,
liberal lunatic. He will also come out as a homosexual
in five years.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm just I'm just curious. Why is this gay guy?
I think it'd be a curse for Why does he
talk like a woman? Well, because that's how Oh that's right, yeah,
you know how right, that's how they are.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
They stop it.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I think if you actually, like if they got into
a car accident and got a concussion and they woke up,
I don't think they'd do that voice. I think they
would just talk normal. You think, yeah, because you think
a lot of things. Isn't it kind of weird that
you all like all the gay guys do that voice,
like being gay doesn't make you talk that way like
I'm straight, It doesn't make me talk like mister Rowe
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That wouldn't make any sense. That wouldn't happen, would it. No,
it would be racist. In fact, in Better News this morning,
it looks as though the national spotlight has fallen on Houston, Texas,
and not really for a good reason, although it is
for a chuckle it is it never is good. What happened?
Is it? Because of Lena? Ah Yes, Harriscotic commissioners vote
censuring Lena Hidalgo has become a national news all over
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the internet. Now. People just can't believe what an embarrassment
she is. I mean, I think any of the chill
I don't know who these children were or why they
were there other than to use them as a prop
the way she did. But whoever they were, I think
any one of those kids could do her job way
better than she does. You know, I believe the children
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are the future. Give them love and let them lead
the way. That's what I is. That what you believe?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's what I think? Yeah, lyrics, teach them well and
let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty
they possess. That's what I think, guys. You know it's
that's just how I feel about that. And I don't
get the impression as I look at Lena Hidalgo yesterday
at the Commissioner's court using children as a prop, making
little kids cry while she tells them that you know
that no one cares about them or loves them. That's
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no great. We should be giving them a sense of
pride to make it easier. Let the children's laughter remind
us how we.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Used to be. You know.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, that's a good plan. Everybody search it for a hero,
Well it's not Lena Hidalgo. People need someone to look
up to. I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs
a lonely place to be, and so I learned to
depend upon me, and that's what I'm trying to teach
those kids. It's cute there for a minute or two,
but you know, it's Whinning Houston's birthday. Give her a break, dude, Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Work today. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Apparently, this is your daily reminder that Alec Baldwin killed
two people and he got less punishment than all the
January six rioters combined.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Is that right.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, we killed one person, but he killed more people
by himself than all the Trump supporters involved in January sixth,
and he got less.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Of a punishment. It's true. What are we gonna do
with that?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, you know, I don't know what we're gonna do
about it. Just kind of pisses me off, that's all.
Maybe it's time for somebody to change the way we
do things up there.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, what way, what do you mean by that, Billy
d I don't know. I just like to say stuff. Hmm,
that's true. I think it's right. Remember when people just
reading some of the emails, Tom said, I can't believe
people are still taking advice from that crusty, old, withered
prune Carville Carville fell Carvil. Anyway, stop us trying to
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make himself relevant again, just by attaching himself to people
in the news. Right now.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, Malania Trump gave him a spanking yesterday on social media.
She made him look like a little bitch, and then
he apologized, because that's what bitches do.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Remember when Malania Trump was having a text message conversation
with one of her staffers. It got leaked out to
the media after January sixth, and The staffer said, do
you want me to tweet that peaceful protests are the
right of every American, but there's no place for lawlessness
and violence, And then Milania replied, no, Okay, I actually
think that's kind.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Of awesome that Milania did that.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You know, I know that CNN did that to make
Millennia look bad, but it kind of made it look badass.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
So you like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Coming up in a little bit penis injections and how
you can get one and why you probably shouldn't wait.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Which kind of injection are we talking about here? You're
remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford. You can't do that.
And now they're making Ghostbusters with only women. What's going on?
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
You got some We wait a second, marky Mark and
Mark Wahlberg are the same guy.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shouldn't let that slip out. I'm sorry. He's always
been an actor.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Today he pretends to be whatever he is, and back
then he pretended to be whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
This was sexy baby, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Do you know his brother was in New Kids on
the Block Get Out? Yeah, no way, apparently back in
the day. Oh, it's celebrity birthday time. I'm the Walter
and Jackson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Heay and the birthdays this morning brought to you by
our friend said hey, would harvest.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You'll see why in a moment. Oh cool, I curse.
I can't wait to find out. I hope there's a
promo code.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We'll find out in a moment. And I hope it's
W ANDJ. Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's Roger Federer's birthday. He is forty four years old.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Nice, Probably about enough, don't you think, Roger? And what
does he do? I think it's so he was tennis.
He's in the Who Yes, christ him Drew.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Leche ninety eight degrees is forty nine Scott's stap. Everybody
loves Creed right, I guess fifty two?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Cool? Mod is sixty three, is having a biggin He
didn't really seen that cool to me anymore? Yeah, not anymore?
You know he spills an the k the edge from
you two is sixty four, fabulous years old. Cool. Deborah
Norville is sixty seven. Donnie Most who played Ralph Mouth
(01:27):
on Happy Days seventy two? Was it Himmer or Pozzi
that got in trouble with the Was it a me
too something? Anyway? Probably shouldn't mention it on his birthday?
Oh no, they didn't have me twos in the fifties.
You were. I think sexual assault was legal back then.
Larry Willcox, who was the other guy on Chips that
wasn't paunch.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, he's seventy eight. Connie Stevens sixties sex symbol. Oh man,
she just batdid it for me right there.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Let me see. She's eighty seven. She's still with us,
though most of the other sixties sex symbols have moved on.
Dustin Hoffman eighty eight and the late Mel Tillis born
on this date, nineteen thirty two. This day, by the way,
is National CBD Day. Why would we need that? It's
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CBD Day brought to you bye.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh I know, I gotta give him a crutch of
it now and they go drag him along.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Sorry. I had a little tal CBD day.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I was consuming the THHC products that Dan Patrick's trying
to outlaw earlier.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, we don't need that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well, Fortunately with promo code W and J, I saved
a lot of money at Heywood Harvest dot com and
I love doing it. And I got some knife products
over there. I've enjoying a moslil.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Some of my favorite to be honest with you. Also
International Beer Day, pickleball Day, so take your choice, and
just three weeks still, Labor Day weekend? Labor Day weekend?
Are we doing that this year? That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, that'll be great. I love Labor Day. That's a
lot of fun. Well about this day in history? You love?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So it's a National Frozen Custard Day. Zucchini on your
neighborhood's porch night? What that's not a thing? That's what
it says. Sneak some zucchini on your neighbor's porch night.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Huh huh huh? How could that? What is what? Huh?
Thank you who wrote that? Who wrote this? Here?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That is unbelievable. I'm really upset about that bill. Yeah,
there's a pop up on your screen there. Do you
got to change your password all of a sudden?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It keeps telling me I have to do that apparely
after every six months or something.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You got to change it. But by six months I
don't even know how to do it. Well, good, there's
instructions here. I'll help you. You got to do eight characters,
Go ahead, you gotta be eight. Yeah. Type that in now?
All right? No?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Did it work? Put in one upper case in one
lower case? Oh yeah, you got a capitalize something.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Did that work?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You're not not quite there yet. You need a symbol
and a number, billy d a symbol you mean like
what the drummers beat on? No? No, like an exclamation
point or something. Oh I did that role? Okay, hang on?
Put that in today.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now it's not working. Did you include a hiro not working?
Did you include a hieroglyphic? I don't have that key
on my keyboard? No?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
No, no, it's there. Zoom inmore zoom. Oh there it is.
Does it work? No? Was it supposed to be capitalized?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
No? No, no, Uh, you gotta do a high coup.
Do a high coup do who a high coup? Is
that an international beer of some kind?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, no, but you also need to include a musical note,
so put that into I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Did you remember to put in the feather of a
hawk and the drop of unicorn blood? I had that,
but they didn't wanted to hair out of the wart
of a toad. I'll fix it for you later. All right,
Today in history, proudly brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I don't know, cause I can't get into the system.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I think it's I think it's law tigers dot com
with all tigers lawtigers dot com. Remember if you get
a motorcycle accident, call one eight hundred law Tigers.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Today.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In sixteen oh three, a guy named Galileo, and this
is a perfect example of why government is useless. A
guy named Galileo demonstrated his telescope to the Senate in Venice.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Now, I want you to think about that for just
a minute. Did they call him a heretic and burn
him at the steak or what do they do to it?
Isn't that the weirdest thing?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
He got out there and he was like, Hey, I
have this great idea, and they were like what is it.
He's like, it's this thing called the telescope. It allows
you to see the stars, woa, the moon, and then
one of the and then one of the senators was like,
we don't need that. Get him out of here. Yeah,
you're just looking in a metal tube. Or probably he's
a witch.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
He's a witch.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He is. They probably said it like Italian's, well, he's
a witch. In fifteen eighty eight, the British Navy defeated
the Spanish Armada on this stage.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Did you know that, Yes? I did. Matter of fact,
they still have the trophy. They got it. They got that.
They had a trophy back. They used to give out
trophies for wars.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And you didn't not everybody got a trophy. It was
waning back in the day where everybody got hurt feelings
except for one. Really they win the trophy. They didn't
even have participation trophies or they under wars today. In
seventeen eighty six, the US Congress shose the dollar as
our monetary unit.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That was a mistake. Oh boy, we could have gone
with pounds, I know.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And people love to talk about how many pounds they've lost, well,
especially so much with dollars, not so much.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
With semi glue tide.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
In eighteen forty four, Brigham Young is chosen to lead
the Mormon Church, him and his child bride. He brought
him very young.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Today. In nineteen seventy six, Edison granted a patenteen seventy six, Sorry,
what did I say? Nineteen? Today?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
In eighteen six, eighteen seventy six, Edison granted a patent
for the autographic pen and auto pen.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh wait a minute, what, Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You thought that whole thing with Joe Biden was Joe
Biden's fault, but actually it was Thomas Edison.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Originally called a miniograph machine. And no, no, no, that's in school,
like to smell the ink. No, that's for finding breast cancer,
mister Kenneth. Okay, yeah, that's something. I screwed that one up. Today.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
In eighteen ninety nine, the first household refrigerator was patented,
and if you like President Truman, he ratified the un
Charter on this day in nineteen forty five. Who didn't
love that?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Eh? You know? All right? Fine? Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Did you guys remember there was this whole country before
it was called Russia, It was called the Soviet Union
back in the day. And apparently the Soviet guys they
weren't much fun. Anytime we did something, they tried to
do it better. So today, in nineteen fifty three, the
Soviet Union declared that they had a hydrogen bomb.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Woo.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Dick Nixon resigned today. Why he announced he was resigning
today in nineteen seventy four, and he resigned because he
was not a crook. There was no room for guys
who weren't crooks and walking into DC.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Why were we talking about Kuwait earlier? Do you remember? Yeah?
Because the war.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, today, in nineteen ninety Iraq annexed Kuwait. It didn't
end like Iraq plan. But let's be honest, we spent
a lot of time trying to help out Kuwait. And
they don't really even like us. They joined up with
a bunch of other little countries over there to hate America,
but they still will take our money. And finally, today
in two thousand and seven, thanks to Billia driving a
(07:56):
Ford F twot fifty and flying an Economy plus so
he can get a little more leg room and e
F two, Tornado touchdown in Brooklyn, New York for the
first time since eighteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
My bad? What are you gonna do? I feel terrible
about it, but there's no taking it back now, you
and your climate change billy? Do you feel better? And
do you feel better? I bet he doesn't. I bet
you're happy, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
By the way, I didn't get a chance to jump
into the birthdays for the weekend, but we won't be
here tomorrow's celebrate.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh we skip that. Whitney Houston would turn sixty two tomorrow.
She'd taken better care of herself. What happened to her?
Apparently she's allergic to water. Apparently you can't do drugs
in a bathtub. She's like the wicked Witch of the West.
They put her in a tub and she died. Does
that work? I think it does? Wow. Yeah, there's some
(08:46):
other birthdays tomorrow. But really, besides Whitney and Dion Sanders,
who else really? Camps?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Okay, hold a copy too, She'll hold on will be
sixty one tomorrow. Friends with Steve? I think you got
to make a bigger dealt.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What friends with her too? You would be friends with Hoda?
Do you know howdah? You don't know howdah. I've been
to her, well, should have lived there now, But I've
been to her apartment in New York. What were you
doing at a woman's apartment and waiting for her to
get ready?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And how long did that?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
She was slow? You know these TV people, they they
take forever to get ready. Radio people get ready like that. Yeah,
it's almost like we're not even trying. Yeah, almost.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
By the way, Prime's sun is gonna be playing NFL
football tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh shakour Prime, how's he doing?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And then tomorrow it's Dion's birthday, So I bet shakou Suh,
Dion's kid is probably gonna give him a gift, you know,
like throw a touchdown path and dedicated today on his
birthday or something like that. Maybe he could give him
(09:54):
a bladder. That was mean, No, I was true. I
actually don't.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Tomorrow is also Sam Elliott's birthday, And I don't know
where you guys stand on you know eighty one.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I like his acting. I'm told I wouldn't like his politics. Yeah, no,
I definitely don't. Well, you know Ryan Bingham, you know,
I like his music, I don't really care for his
I don't care for his politics, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
And then on Sunday, you know, besides Kylie Jinner, which
I know you already know that that it's our birthday.
I'm sure you have that at Angie Harmon turns fifty
three on Sunday and uh Antonio Banderas. Do you remember
his best acting part, It'll be sixty five on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
His best acting part was when he was in the
movie From Dust Till Dawn, written by Quentin Tarantino, a
writer and director who had a foot fetish and cast
it himself in the movie in a scene where he
gets to stick Selma Hyak's feet in his mouth and
drink tequila.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Not even close to his best Oh, what did you think?
It was? Pussing boots, pussing boots. Yeah, he was pussing boots.
I don't even remember pussing boots. Was that like a
porno or something? You have the saddest life I've ever.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Heard this American carnage stops right here and stops right now.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
D Walton and Johnson Radio Network like nineties dance music,
but it is.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You know, it never occurred to me back in the
nineties when this was around. But this was actually Swedish
people making fun of Billyett, What the hell are you
talking about? This the cotton od Joe. Now, no, it's
not to your original Watch the video. Back in the nineties,
a Swedish electronic music group wanted to make fun of
American rednecks, so they started a band called Rednecks. And
(11:38):
then in the video they all dress up like what
they thought Hillbillies looked like. And these are these are
Europeans and they make their teeth loop gross.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
They're making fun of you, BILLYO. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, that's what they think you look like. I mean,
I'm not I'm not okay with it. For the record,
I'm on your side here, Bill yet, even if you're not,
I haven't seen one thing insulting yet. It just looks
like a bunch of folks having a good time getting
busy on the cotton eyed Joe. Okay, they made themselves
look dirty on purpose. Do you notice how they actually
have dreadlocks underneath their cowboy hats. These are Europeans. I
(12:10):
don't like the hair. Turns out a couple of those
long hairs are actually dudes.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Now that they're mostly dudes chick on a on a
you know, riding that Gillies Bull, they're in her bikini
or bra I don't know what you do is maybe
a bikini?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, As it turns out, Billy, the people that made
this music video they don't know who Gilly is.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Well that's their problem, not mine, ain't.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, these are Swedish people, Billy, they've never even been
to Texas.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
They don't know what a honky tonk is? Do they
even know what a cotton eyed Joe is? What is
a cotton eyed Joe? I don't know what is it.
I just thought there are different opinions about that. Some
people think it's the look you get on your face
after you've enjoyed some white lightning. Some people think it
(12:57):
might be a contrast to the dark skin and the
white eyes. But I think it might be somebody with
the cataracts, or it could just get a kind of
a milky film over their eyes, kind of like a
cotton color. Or could you be talking about ghostesses? No
(13:18):
Slow Yourna in.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Japan, by the way, to cotton Eyed Joe predates the
Civil Wars. Probably the oldest song you've played here on
the show in all these many years. No that songs
from the nineties berlliod uh huh. And this song is
from the eighties. And in Japan right now they have
actual ghostbusters.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Did y'all know about this? We had Ghostbusters here back
in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, no, no, it's not a TV show. This is in
the Times UKDA it's a British news outlet. In Japan,
the season for ghost stories is right now, gentlemen. While
in the West, the spirits of the dead are believed
to return to this world in late October, in Japan
it happens in the warmer months. Next week, families will
gather together to honor the spirit of their ancestors with
the Festival of a Bond. Not the Penis Festival. No, no,
(14:06):
that's a totally that's in the spring. Don't be ridiculous.
The Penis Festival. And you know damn well that happens
that pops up in early spring. We all know that
that's what it pops up. That's exactly right. Anyway, So
right now they're getting ready for this, and they actually
have a group there called Nakata Stigmatized group, trying to
weed out a possession of the ghosts. Yeah, hero Kuwata
(14:27):
is a steel factory worker and she believes that one
of her ancestors is being haunted, and so she hires
these gentlemen to come and perform a magical ritual. And
it actually is quite high tech, in fact, if you
look at the video of them do it here. While
it has something to do with ancient Old world religions,
they also use a lot of cameras and recording equipment
to capture the ghosts they can see.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And they have a lot of those captured. Now I
hire us to take a gander.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
At well, I don't know the answer to that question,
but they have captured a lot of yen by charging
people for this experience, and that seems to be working
out quite well for them. Now, with all that taking place,
we have some problems of our own here in the
United States of the of the not of this world variety.
Oh oh yeah, no, this is bad, guys, this is
(15:14):
very bad. In fact, I almost forgot. I think we
actually have a new introduction for this. What did I
do with that introduction?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Maybe the ghosts has got it? No, here it is,
I found it.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Everybody, Hey, boys and girls, what time is it?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's well had time, all right?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Apparently, gay men who don't like Donald Trump are putting
curses on him and his son.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh no, yeah, well that's the end of that.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
They're using magic, dark magic, or probably rainbow themed magic.
I hope Rainbow Madge Pride flag themed magic to put
a curse on Donald Trump. Here's one young twink on
his TikTok account describing how they're doing.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It, formally casting my spell on Donald Trump. Actually it's
not even a spell. It's a curse. I curse you,
Donald Trump, and the curse is your youngest son, Baron
Trump will become a liberal. You will become a leftist,
liberal lunatic. He will also come out as a homosexual
in five years.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm just I'm just curious. Why is this gay guy?
I think it'd be a curse for Why does he
talk like a woman? Well, because that's how Oh that's right, yeah,
you know how right, that's how they are.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
They stop it.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I think if you actually, like if they got into
a car accident and got a concussion and they woke up,
I don't think they'd do that voice. I think they
would just talk normal. You think, yeah, because you think
a lot of things. Isn't it kind of weird that
you all like all the gay guys do that voice,
like being gay doesn't make you talk that way like
I'm straight, It doesn't make me talk like mister Rowe
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That wouldn't make any sense. That wouldn't happen, would it. No,
it would be racist. In fact, in Better News this morning,
it looks as though the national spotlight has fallen on Houston, Texas,
and not really for a good reason, although it is
for a chuckle it is it never is good. What happened?
Is it? Because of Lena? Ah Yes, Harriscotic commissioners vote
censuring Lena Hidalgo has become a national news all over
(17:19):
the internet. Now. People just can't believe what an embarrassment
she is. I mean, I think any of the chill
I don't know who these children were or why they
were there other than to use them as a prop
the way she did. But whoever they were, I think
any one of those kids could do her job way
better than she does. You know, I believe the children
(17:39):
are the future. Give them love and let them lead
the way. That's what I is. That what you believe?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's what I think? Yeah, lyrics, teach them well and
let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty
they possess. That's what I think, guys. You know it's
that's just how I feel about that. And I don't
get the impression as I look at Lena Hidalgo yesterday
at the Commissioner's court using children as a prop, making
little kids cry while she tells them that you know
that no one cares about them or loves them. That's
(18:04):
no great. We should be giving them a sense of
pride to make it easier. Let the children's laughter remind
us how we.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Used to be. You know.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, that's a good plan. Everybody search it for a hero,
Well it's not Lena Hidalgo. People need someone to look
up to. I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs
a lonely place to be, and so I learned to
depend upon me, and that's what I'm trying to teach
those kids. It's cute there for a minute or two,
but you know, it's Whinning Houston's birthday. Give her a break, dude, Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Work today. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Apparently, this is your daily reminder that Alec Baldwin killed
two people and he got less punishment than all the
January six rioters combined.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Is that right.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, we killed one person, but he killed more people
by himself than all the Trump supporters involved in January sixth,
and he got less.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Of a punishment. It's true. What are we gonna do
with that?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, you know, I don't know what we're gonna do
about it. Just kind of pisses me off, that's all.
Maybe it's time for somebody to change the way we
do things up there.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, what way, what do you mean by that, Billy
d I don't know. I just like to say stuff. Hmm,
that's true. I think it's right. Remember when people just
reading some of the emails, Tom said, I can't believe
people are still taking advice from that crusty, old, withered
prune Carville Carville fell Carvil. Anyway, stop us trying to
(19:24):
make himself relevant again, just by attaching himself to people
in the news. Right now.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, Malania Trump gave him a spanking yesterday on social media.
She made him look like a little bitch, and then
he apologized, because that's what bitches do.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Remember when Malania Trump was having a text message conversation
with one of her staffers. It got leaked out to
the media after January sixth, and The staffer said, do
you want me to tweet that peaceful protests are the
right of every American, but there's no place for lawlessness
and violence, And then Milania replied, no, Okay, I actually
think that's kind.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Of awesome that Milania did that.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You know, I know that CNN did that to make
Millennia look bad, but it kind of made it look badass.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
So you like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Coming up in a little bit penis injections and how
you can get one and why you probably shouldn't wait.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Which kind of injection are we talking about here? You're
remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford. You can't do that.
And now they're making Ghostbusters with only women. What's going on?
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