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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
That's kind of catchy but a little repetitive at the
same time. But good morning, happy day before Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Is it put you in a good mood.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
When you hear that? Or do you feel like you're
dismissing Thursday and just looking forward to the next day?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What if this was your last day?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Today is National Hugga Musician Day, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, are you a musician? No, I'm a DJ. Even worse,
it's you play your synthesizers like musical instruments. Do you not?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I have a computer? Do it for me?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh so, kind of hug your computer.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
But if you can't find a musician, a drummer will do.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well. That's mean.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I just take it on drug drummer humor. You gotta
love it.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's also World's Kindness Day, Yes, random acts of kind
of racks.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I call it r a k's that's.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
That's on you today, And unfortunately Nancy Pelosi doesn't celebrate it.
She can't. The sun would explode.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Probably true as well.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, but as far as racks go, she's got one,
sure does yeah? Mode paid for hundred percent. Yeah, So
it went back to random acts of kindness for those
of you who want to be kind to the world today.
You were just mentioning Starbucks. But any kind of a
drive through line, you know, you can always pay it backwards.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Uh do people still do that? I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Maybe just on uh maybe on Kindness Day they do. So,
you know, if you're in line, you're like, what the
people behind me order? And if it's not too much,
you know, it's like ten or twelve bucks, you know,
they well, let me just cover that for them.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And then they pull up and they're like, oh my god,
I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So then they pay for the guy behind them, and yeah,
it's just that chain of kindness continues.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, it ain't happening.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
A smart thing to do, Billy, it is you. You'd
be the first one to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
But uh and then run around as quick as can,
get back in line and order like twenty things.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well there you go, and the guy ahead of me
it has to pay for by now. Sure that's the trick,
you genius. That's all that of your son, genius Trump.
I mean a goop goop, You're a by god genius.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I felt good about it? Remember that kid when he
was in the army. Do I remember Forrest Gump?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, And well, you know, it's been a while and
you're young. I don't remember where you jumped into the pool.
But his instructor ask him, he said, what are you
gonna do? Private Gup? Whatever you tell me, it's argent,
and he says.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Gee, damn it, you are a g damn by God genius.
And sure, yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, that's all
all right. Well, with the.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Government shutdown coming to an end, that means we won't
be hearing this sound effect until at least late January.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He's the government shut down thinking we could take a
couple of months off, So from hearing that, you won't
it's kind of come back real soon now.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, but a few quick takeaways from it. Chuck Schumer
is in big trouble now. The shutdown battle further divided
the Democrat Party. Now you got aoc frothing at the mouth.
She's got the taste of blood like sharks circling your boat.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But she's not saying she wants to take Chuck Schumer's job.
What she will do for the good of America, for
the people, She'll probably it goes against everything she stands for,
because you know, but she'll go ahead and do it,
(03:32):
even though it's not something she would like to do.
She'll probably go ahead and take that just for the
good of the country.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Now in the meantime, that whole Obamacare talking point that
remains in limbo. The Democrats claimed that a lot of
hard working Americans we're gonna lose or quadruple their health
care costs, and the Republicans said, oh, yeah, it's mostly
illegal immigrants. So now in the coming weeks we're gonna
actually find out which of those two things was true,
and it's probably odds arts a little both. But hey,
(03:59):
you really only have the Democrats to blame. It is
called Obamacare AFT. Yeah, it is all right. So in
the meantime, Republicans have found success in playing hardball.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
All they had to.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Do was wait it out, and it was a good
strategy because at the end of the day, your average
Republican doesn't work for the government. They're only annoyed by
the airport situation. They don't care about snap benefits. They
don't work for, you know, the Department of Agriculture or whatever.
It's all Democrats ninety five percent of the government employees.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're Democrats.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
By the way, that the airport situation, the problem delayed
in cancel.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Flights and all, it's still happening.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's not like, oh, well he signed it last night late,
and so the government's.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Are open for biz.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well technically they are, but people aren't just naturally just
you know, standing in line at the gate at the
airport waiting to come to work. A lot of these
air traffic controllers, some of them have quit. Sure, they
didn't just not come to work because they retired day
they left the business. They've moved on, found other jobs
or retired or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Took their pension.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, there not coming back. So now we have a shortage.
But let's not forget air traffic controllers. Once a long
time ago, back in the early eighties, YEA went on
strike and the president at that time, I think was
a guy named Ronald Reagan heard him.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, airport after him.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I was still just a tiny baby when he was
doing all this, but I remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But still I remember that.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He told him, you own strike, and you don't come
back to work by a certain date, you're never coming back.
And he replaced them all right, Yeah, anybody that don't
want to work, fine, go on strike. You want to
hold the country hostage, not going to put up with it?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm sure we could importe some new air traffic controllers
from India.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
In the meantime, here was an odd situation for Trump.
Trump normally is the deal maker. This time he broke
from the repetition. The guy who famously published a book
called Art of the Deal declined to play deal maker
the deal.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah he didn't. Ty, you deal with some people.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And there will be another one of these in late January.
So enjoy Thanksgiving, Enjoy Christmas, but rest assured before Valentine's
Day comes, we will be talking about this again.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And we are two weeks from Valentine. Well, now you
get me thinking about my birthday. No, Thanksgiving, two weeks
today Thanksgiving. Don't know if the air situation, the airport
situation is going to correct itself even by then, because
normally people want to travel a few days before Thanksgiving,
(06:30):
and so they don't have a lot of time to
put this back together.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
And interestingly enough, you know it's about six weeks to Christmas,
which means it's a good time to go to I
LOVEWJ dot com and look at some of the new
merchandise we have there. We are all ready for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh oh yeah, we're feeling it.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh yeah, you know, your holidays are not complete without
some great Gulf of America swag, some Alligator Alcatraz stuff.
A vast majority of the purchases. The money we generate
from these purchases goes to charity that's important to us.
And you can get a MAGA embroidered bullet hole truck
cap or a Golf of America t shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Looks really cool.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Helen Keller Memorial gun Range.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Shoot I would have come in handy yesterday because we
were at a gun range yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That was a good time, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Bro We were at the Texas Gun Club last night
or yesterday afternoon, hanging with our homies. We had the
whole gang lunchtime, basically range day for the Walton and
Johnson show. We were eating tacos and shooting guns and.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I almost wanted to dang a poker shootout, and then
I realized we're not supposed to win. We're supposed to
let the clients with spending money for the show, so
I backed off. I missed a few on purpose, and
I let a let a client step up and take it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
But he's pretty sure he deserved it.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
JD, the guy from Starting Strength Gems, had a what
did he have?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
A full house? Right, y'all?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Ever did for those who don't know what we're talking about,
they have a shooting target, you know, let them shoots
of paper. It's got all these poker cards on it,
and so the challenge is to a shoot one of
the cards and then b make sure the cards you're
shooting would coincide with a good hand of poker, right,
And so JD had a full house, but somebody else
had four aces, which I think beats a full house.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I was going for my fourth ace when I suddenly
was somebody, let me know that the client's about to
win this thing. If you don't until, I'd like all right,
So I missed one on purpose.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I tht JD was gonna win for sure, But he
can like bench press nine hundred pounds, so he probably
didn't care that much about it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So why did he just throw the bullets then? If
he's so strong and powerful.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Well, we were doing that, you know, because they had
a twenty two out there, and I don't know. If
you ever shoot at twenty two and you don't like
where the bullet's going, just reach out, grab the bullet.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Not a lot of people know this. Catch it real quick, Yeah,
just catch it real quick.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You can reuse the bullet. But if you catch it
while it's mid.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Air, after you fire off a few real large caliber rounds,
you shoot a twenty two and you're not even shoot
anything came out.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I know, So did something happen there? I don't know
it's true. Yeah, exactly. I don't happen to you, man.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
But are good for I mean, if you were in
the business of an assassin, you know, not saying that
we're number one in assassins, but I'm sure we're pretty
high up there. Assassins got to listen to some radio
Too's that's probably like the number one. You want a
small caliber for a headshot because that way it doesn't exit.
(09:19):
It just kind of bounces around, ricochets off the inside
of your skull and turns your turns your brain into mush.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know, it's probably pretty, that's real pretty. You know,
he's got a good point there.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Statistically speaking, somewhere out there right now listening to us
is a professional assassin.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Because this show has a big reach. I mean, we
reach over a million listeners a week. We're not some small,
you know operation. There's a lot of people listening. And
on that note, I was looking at statistics earlier today.
Oh god, no, not statistics, crime statistics.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's all the worst. They're so racist.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I gotta think the average person listening to this radio
show would not be okay with child predators. But if
you ever looked at a map of the country and
we're all the predators are out, you know, they have
to register and then they're all over the place.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, only the citizens have to register the illegal child predators.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
They don't the follow that rule.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Okay, But odds are, statistically speaking, somebody out there with
our you know, considering our reach, is probably listening to
the show right now. And I got to tell you
that upsets me. I don't want them listening.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
To this show. How do you tell them?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'm going to put out a high pitch frequency right
now on the air, and I just want to let
you know if you can hear this thing right This
is a high pitch frequency that apparently only child predators
can hear, right, So that's uh, you know, it's a Now,
this doesn't affect normal people. Only child predators are going
to hear it. Fine, And the idea is after they
(10:43):
hear it, they're not going to want to listen to
this radio show anymore. Well let's do that. Then this
is new high tech stuff. So if you hear the tone, yeah,
you're a creepy weirdo if you If you don't hear it,
you're cool.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Everybody ready, this is not funny anymore. People stop me.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
In the streets they say, where's your sombrero?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Sidor for the last time, I am not Hakeem Jeffreys,
you guys, so stop asking me for my friggin' sombrero.
This is the Walton and Johnson Show band in America.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We're just playing it so you can see why it's
been banned in America because beating women and treating them
second like like like that not not so popular here.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
So we'll return that back to its original land.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I'm confused. I thought that we celebrated Muslims. The feminist
love them.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Hamas and the Islamic Jihad will return. Hostage remains to Israel.
According to them, that's the I know what you're thinking.
Then this already happened. It's happening again.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
We thought they keep finding more dead bodies, and so
the Hamas in Palestinian Islamic Jihad that you pitch the
terrorist group set up on Thursday they would return Israel
to Israel at eight pm local time. The body of
a hostage held in the Gaza Strip.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
A lot of the bodies they've returned were even hostages
that were missing. They were just somebody's old dead body
that they had laying around, and they thought they'd just
treat them, and that pissed them off.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
More Man, I wish what Billy I was saying wasn't true,
but sadly it is four more bodies who are still
being held in Gaza, those of three Israeli's Many Godard
Sergeant Ron Gavilli and drawer Or and one of a
tie citizen sued theazik Rin Thoslok who are working in it.
We're working in Israel on October seventh, twenty twenty three.
(12:40):
Well all right, Dan so Hamas and Pige which funded
and directed by Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard believed to be
holding at least two of the remaining bodies. According to
the Israeli con rashett Bet radio network, they do not
carry the ten percenter no radio.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, they don't carry it. And so the the hob
you guys been drinking. You sound like you got a hiccups.
He now, No, we're fine. Now.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
We were eating cheeseburgers during commercial break and then we
tried to swallow them real quick before we went on
the air. Oh and you have that swallow problem. You're
not hung up in the throat, are you. No, I'm
a swallower.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I'm not really Okay, well, just keep it open and
keep it lubed. But I didn't tech stop that. Oh
a nice beverage. But you know whatt coffee will do? Yeah?
I do like coffee, man, I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
By the way, speaking of those those democrat socialists and
the people who just you know, love them some communism
and and Muslims combined.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
People, Sattle's getting a new mayor. Much like New York.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
City, this one has taken a little longer to count.
And they found a bunch of votes that they were like,
only one hundred votes apart, less than one hundred votes
apart the two people in the runoff the final, and
then suddenly somewhere somebody found like twelve hundred votes for
(14:05):
mayor Katie. She's the Democrat socialist that's going to screw
up Seattle even worse than it already is, if that's possible.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
And she does not wear makeup. Young conservative man will
sometimes tell us, we'll go to these Republican groups and
they're like, man, I don't like how women wear all
these makeup.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
They're tricking us.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Like, hang on a second here, I'm pretty sure you've
never had a woman spend the night before, because trust
me on this, you're gonna prefer them with makeup on.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
They look pretty. I like when girls are pretty. I
don't look at Katie Katie Wilson. She looks like she's
not even trying.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
She looks like she hates herself almost as much as
we probably will hate her once she takes office.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, and I'm guessing that's part of the whole socialist plan.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I'm not for it just from the makeup aspect alone.
I say, you know, ladies, spend some money, get the
hair done occasionally, you get the makeup right, and if
you need a tutorial.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I'm here for.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
You this thing where young conservative men are like, I
don't like how women put on makeup and make their
tricking us Like, no, you want them to be pretty
for you.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Look Katie Wilson says she's gonna de Trump Seattle, and
right away you're thinking what effect does Trump have on
What does she mean by that?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That basically means she will continue to ignore federal law.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Mostly this has to do with her skating around law.
Trump is just the leader of the federal government.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And when they complain.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
About Trump, they're complaining about laws that have existed for
centuries that just so happens he's enforcing. Yeah, And I
got to think with a face like Katie's, they're all
she's really got to do is just show up when
ice shows up, and just they'll scatter. Oh.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I would look at her.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Around that for long, corduroy jacket and her something look
forward to to watch Seattle and New York City and
just see how their futures unfold.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
For us from a distance.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Of course, congratulations, Seattle, you now have a gender neutral
mayor with the low hanging ponytail.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Enjoy that.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
We can't allow President Trump to continue deporting big booty Latinas.
If there are nine, they should be fine. These are big, juicy,
perfectly round booties that we simply can't let go, miss
the President. Where are we going to find big booties
like these? Canada? Women in Canada have no booty.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Here, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
That's kind of catchy but a little repetitive at the
same time. But good morning, happy day before Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Is it put you in a good mood.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
When you hear that? Or do you feel like you're
dismissing Thursday and just looking forward to the next day?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What if this was your last day?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Today is National Hugga Musician Day, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, are you a musician? No, I'm a DJ. Even worse,
it's you play your synthesizers like musical instruments. Do you not?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I have a computer? Do it for me?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh so, kind of hug your computer.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
But if you can't find a musician, a drummer will do.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well. That's mean.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I just take it on drug drummer humor. You gotta
love it.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's also World's Kindness Day, Yes, random acts of kind
of racks.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I call it r a k's that's.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
That's on you today, And unfortunately Nancy Pelosi doesn't celebrate it.
She can't. The sun would explode.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Probably true as well.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, but as far as racks go, she's got one,
sure does yeah? Mode paid for hundred percent. Yeah, So
it went back to random acts of kindness for those
of you who want to be kind to the world today.
You were just mentioning Starbucks. But any kind of a
drive through line, you know, you can always pay it backwards.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Uh do people still do that? I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Maybe just on uh maybe on Kindness Day they do. So,
you know, if you're in line, you're like, what the
people behind me order? And if it's not too much,
you know, it's like ten or twelve bucks, you know,
they well, let me just cover that for them.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And then they pull up and they're like, oh my god,
I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So then they pay for the guy behind them, and yeah,
it's just that chain of kindness continues.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, it ain't happening.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
A smart thing to do, Billy, it is you. You'd
be the first one to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
But uh and then run around as quick as can,
get back in line and order like twenty things.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well there you go, and the guy ahead of me
it has to pay for by now. Sure that's the trick,
you genius. That's all that of your son, genius Trump.
I mean a goop goop, You're a by god genius.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I felt good about it? Remember that kid when he
was in the army. Do I remember Forrest Gump?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, And well, you know, it's been a while and
you're young. I don't remember where you jumped into the pool.
But his instructor ask him, he said, what are you
gonna do? Private Gup? Whatever you tell me, it's argent,
and he says.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Gee, damn it, you are a g damn by God genius.
And sure, yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, that's all
all right. Well, with the.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Government shutdown coming to an end, that means we won't
be hearing this sound effect until at least late January.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He's the government shut down thinking we could take a
couple of months off, So from hearing that, you won't
it's kind of come back real soon now.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, but a few quick takeaways from it. Chuck Schumer
is in big trouble now. The shutdown battle further divided
the Democrat Party. Now you got aoc frothing at the mouth.
She's got the taste of blood like sharks circling your boat.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But she's not saying she wants to take Chuck Schumer's job.
What she will do for the good of America, for
the people, She'll probably it goes against everything she stands for,
because you know, but she'll go ahead and do it,
(03:32):
even though it's not something she would like to do.
She'll probably go ahead and take that just for the
good of the country.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Now in the meantime, that whole Obamacare talking point that
remains in limbo. The Democrats claimed that a lot of
hard working Americans we're gonna lose or quadruple their health
care costs, and the Republicans said, oh, yeah, it's mostly
illegal immigrants. So now in the coming weeks we're gonna
actually find out which of those two things was true,
and it's probably odds arts a little both. But hey,
(03:59):
you really only have the Democrats to blame. It is
called Obamacare AFT. Yeah, it is all right. So in
the meantime, Republicans have found success in playing hardball.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
All they had to.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Do was wait it out, and it was a good
strategy because at the end of the day, your average
Republican doesn't work for the government. They're only annoyed by
the airport situation. They don't care about snap benefits. They
don't work for, you know, the Department of Agriculture or whatever.
It's all Democrats ninety five percent of the government employees.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're Democrats.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
By the way, that the airport situation, the problem delayed
in cancel.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Flights and all, it's still happening.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's not like, oh, well he signed it last night late,
and so the government's.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Are open for biz.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well technically they are, but people aren't just naturally just
you know, standing in line at the gate at the
airport waiting to come to work. A lot of these
air traffic controllers, some of them have quit. Sure, they
didn't just not come to work because they retired day
they left the business. They've moved on, found other jobs
or retired or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Took their pension.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, there not coming back. So now we have a shortage.
But let's not forget air traffic controllers. Once a long
time ago, back in the early eighties, YEA went on
strike and the president at that time, I think was
a guy named Ronald Reagan heard him.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, airport after him.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I was still just a tiny baby when he was
doing all this, but I remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But still I remember that.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He told him, you own strike, and you don't come
back to work by a certain date, you're never coming back.
And he replaced them all right, Yeah, anybody that don't
want to work, fine, go on strike. You want to
hold the country hostage, not going to put up with it?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm sure we could importe some new air traffic controllers
from India.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
In the meantime, here was an odd situation for Trump.
Trump normally is the deal maker. This time he broke
from the repetition. The guy who famously published a book
called Art of the Deal declined to play deal maker
the deal.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah he didn't. Ty, you deal with some people.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And there will be another one of these in late January.
So enjoy Thanksgiving, Enjoy Christmas, but rest assured before Valentine's
Day comes, we will be talking about this again.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And we are two weeks from Valentine. Well, now you
get me thinking about my birthday. No, Thanksgiving, two weeks
today Thanksgiving. Don't know if the air situation, the airport
situation is going to correct itself even by then, because
normally people want to travel a few days before Thanksgiving,
(06:30):
and so they don't have a lot of time to
put this back together.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
And interestingly enough, you know it's about six weeks to Christmas,
which means it's a good time to go to I
LOVEWJ dot com and look at some of the new
merchandise we have there. We are all ready for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh oh yeah, we're feeling it.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh yeah, you know, your holidays are not complete without
some great Gulf of America swag, some Alligator Alcatraz stuff.
A vast majority of the purchases. The money we generate
from these purchases goes to charity that's important to us.
And you can get a MAGA embroidered bullet hole truck
cap or a Golf of America t shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Looks really cool.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Helen Keller Memorial gun Range.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Shoot I would have come in handy yesterday because we
were at a gun range yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That was a good time, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Bro We were at the Texas Gun Club last night
or yesterday afternoon, hanging with our homies. We had the
whole gang lunchtime, basically range day for the Walton and
Johnson show. We were eating tacos and shooting guns and.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I almost wanted to dang a poker shootout, and then
I realized we're not supposed to win. We're supposed to
let the clients with spending money for the show, so
I backed off. I missed a few on purpose, and
I let a let a client step up and take it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
But he's pretty sure he deserved it.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
JD, the guy from Starting Strength Gems, had a what
did he have?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
A full house? Right, y'all?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Ever did for those who don't know what we're talking about,
they have a shooting target, you know, let them shoots
of paper. It's got all these poker cards on it,
and so the challenge is to a shoot one of
the cards and then b make sure the cards you're
shooting would coincide with a good hand of poker, right,
And so JD had a full house, but somebody else
had four aces, which I think beats a full house.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I was going for my fourth ace when I suddenly
was somebody, let me know that the client's about to
win this thing. If you don't until, I'd like all right,
So I missed one on purpose.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I tht JD was gonna win for sure, But he
can like bench press nine hundred pounds, so he probably
didn't care that much about it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So why did he just throw the bullets then? If
he's so strong and powerful.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Well, we were doing that, you know, because they had
a twenty two out there, and I don't know. If
you ever shoot at twenty two and you don't like
where the bullet's going, just reach out, grab the bullet.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Not a lot of people know this. Catch it real quick, Yeah,
just catch it real quick.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You can reuse the bullet. But if you catch it
while it's mid.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Air, after you fire off a few real large caliber rounds,
you shoot a twenty two and you're not even shoot
anything came out.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I know, So did something happen there? I don't know
it's true. Yeah, exactly. I don't happen to you, man.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
But are good for I mean, if you were in
the business of an assassin, you know, not saying that
we're number one in assassins, but I'm sure we're pretty
high up there. Assassins got to listen to some radio
Too's that's probably like the number one. You want a
small caliber for a headshot because that way it doesn't exit.
(09:19):
It just kind of bounces around, ricochets off the inside
of your skull and turns your turns your brain into mush.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know, it's probably pretty, that's real pretty. You know,
he's got a good point there.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Statistically speaking, somewhere out there right now listening to us
is a professional assassin.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Because this show has a big reach. I mean, we
reach over a million listeners a week. We're not some small,
you know operation. There's a lot of people listening. And
on that note, I was looking at statistics earlier today.
Oh god, no, not statistics, crime statistics.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's all the worst. They're so racist.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I gotta think the average person listening to this radio
show would not be okay with child predators. But if
you ever looked at a map of the country and
we're all the predators are out, you know, they have
to register and then they're all over the place.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, only the citizens have to register the illegal child predators.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
They don't the follow that rule.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Okay, But odds are, statistically speaking, somebody out there with
our you know, considering our reach, is probably listening to
the show right now. And I got to tell you
that upsets me. I don't want them listening.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
To this show. How do you tell them?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'm going to put out a high pitch frequency right
now on the air, and I just want to let
you know if you can hear this thing right This
is a high pitch frequency that apparently only child predators
can hear, right, So that's uh, you know, it's a Now,
this doesn't affect normal people. Only child predators are going
to hear it. Fine, And the idea is after they
(10:43):
hear it, they're not going to want to listen to
this radio show anymore. Well let's do that. Then this
is new high tech stuff. So if you hear the tone, yeah,
you're a creepy weirdo if you If you don't hear it,
you're cool.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Everybody ready, this is not funny anymore. People stop me.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
In the streets they say, where's your sombrero?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Sidor for the last time, I am not Hakeem Jeffreys,
you guys, so stop asking me for my friggin' sombrero.
This is the Walton and Johnson Show band in America.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We're just playing it so you can see why it's
been banned in America because beating women and treating them
second like like like that not not so popular here.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
So we'll return that back to its original land.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I'm confused. I thought that we celebrated Muslims. The feminist
love them.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Hamas and the Islamic Jihad will return. Hostage remains to Israel.
According to them, that's the I know what you're thinking.
Then this already happened. It's happening again.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
We thought they keep finding more dead bodies, and so
the Hamas in Palestinian Islamic Jihad that you pitch the
terrorist group set up on Thursday they would return Israel
to Israel at eight pm local time. The body of
a hostage held in the Gaza Strip.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
A lot of the bodies they've returned were even hostages
that were missing. They were just somebody's old dead body
that they had laying around, and they thought they'd just
treat them, and that pissed them off.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
More Man, I wish what Billy I was saying wasn't true,
but sadly it is four more bodies who are still
being held in Gaza, those of three Israeli's Many Godard
Sergeant Ron Gavilli and drawer Or and one of a
tie citizen sued theazik Rin Thoslok who are working in it.
We're working in Israel on October seventh, twenty twenty three.
(12:40):
Well all right, Dan so Hamas and Pige which funded
and directed by Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard believed to be
holding at least two of the remaining bodies. According to
the Israeli con rashett Bet radio network, they do not
carry the ten percenter no radio.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, they don't carry it. And so the the hob
you guys been drinking. You sound like you got a hiccups.
He now, No, we're fine. Now.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
We were eating cheeseburgers during commercial break and then we
tried to swallow them real quick before we went on
the air. Oh and you have that swallow problem. You're
not hung up in the throat, are you. No, I'm
a swallower.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I'm not really Okay, well, just keep it open and
keep it lubed. But I didn't tech stop that. Oh
a nice beverage. But you know whatt coffee will do? Yeah?
I do like coffee, man, I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
By the way, speaking of those those democrat socialists and
the people who just you know, love them some communism
and and Muslims combined.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
People, Sattle's getting a new mayor. Much like New York.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
City, this one has taken a little longer to count.
And they found a bunch of votes that they were like,
only one hundred votes apart, less than one hundred votes
apart the two people in the runoff the final, and
then suddenly somewhere somebody found like twelve hundred votes for
(14:05):
mayor Katie. She's the Democrat socialist that's going to screw
up Seattle even worse than it already is, if that's possible.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
And she does not wear makeup. Young conservative man will
sometimes tell us, we'll go to these Republican groups and
they're like, man, I don't like how women wear all
these makeup.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
They're tricking us.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Like, hang on a second here, I'm pretty sure you've
never had a woman spend the night before, because trust
me on this, you're gonna prefer them with makeup on.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
They look pretty. I like when girls are pretty. I
don't look at Katie Katie Wilson. She looks like she's
not even trying.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
She looks like she hates herself almost as much as
we probably will hate her once she takes office.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, and I'm guessing that's part of the whole socialist plan.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I'm not for it just from the makeup aspect alone.
I say, you know, ladies, spend some money, get the
hair done occasionally, you get the makeup right, and if
you need a tutorial.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I'm here for.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
You this thing where young conservative men are like, I
don't like how women put on makeup and make their
tricking us Like, no, you want them to be pretty
for you.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Look Katie Wilson says she's gonna de Trump Seattle, and
right away you're thinking what effect does Trump have on
What does she mean by that?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That basically means she will continue to ignore federal law.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Mostly this has to do with her skating around law.
Trump is just the leader of the federal government.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
And when they complain.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
About Trump, they're complaining about laws that have existed for
centuries that just so happens he's enforcing. Yeah, And I
got to think with a face like Katie's, they're all
she's really got to do is just show up when
ice shows up, and just they'll scatter. Oh.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I would look at her.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Around that for long, corduroy jacket and her something look
forward to to watch Seattle and New York City and
just see how their futures unfold.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
For us from a distance.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Of course, congratulations, Seattle, you now have a gender neutral
mayor with the low hanging ponytail.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Enjoy that.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
We can't allow President Trump to continue deporting big booty Latinas.
If there are nine, they should be fine. These are big, juicy,
perfectly round booties that we simply can't let go, miss
the President. Where are we going to find big booties
like these? Canada? Women in Canada have no booty.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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