They Knew Who Was Responsible for the Shutdown - THU 7.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's this woman on CNN and she claims that nail

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technicians were going to lose their jobs because the kind
of women that like getting their nails done couldn't buy groceries.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
So that do mean the kind of women that like
getting their nails done? What does that? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
What do you mean? What do I mean?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
What do you mean? What do I mean? What do
you mean? What do I mean?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
What do we have to have a wet a draw
a picture here?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I could do this all day. I'm not going to
say it, but uh nope. That's a big scoop of
nope right there. That's a note proper.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Or you're trying to dance around the fact that sisters
do love to get some fasty nails.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Whoa, I was talking about people that don't have it
in their budget because they're on EBT.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
You're talking about the sisters.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, there's plenty of white people.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Now, I'm not of white people on assistance.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I wasn't talking. That wasn't a race based statement. If
I wanted to get into per capita, I would, but
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh lord, no, don't start that. No last thing you
want to do is bring that heat to yourself.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Never bring up per capita. But no, there's plenty of
whites and Hispanics and whatever we're calling asians now, and
obviously black people that are on they were still calling
them Asians that are on EBTs and they're getting the snaps,
they're getting the food stamps.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Is that coming out today because the government's open now
as of late last night? Trump said so, yeah. But
it doesn't just happen. It takes a minute, kind of
like at the airport. Things don't just immediately go back
to the way they were six weeks ago. Which, by
the way, even Democrats are pointing out that Democrats had
this same offer like a week or two weeks into

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the shutdown a month ago, and they didn't take it.
What did they get out of this whole thing? Well,
the Democrats feel like they're gonna get rid of Chuck Schumer.
That's what they'll get out of this.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Sure, a lot of people are probably surprised to hear
me say this out loud, but I don't blame people
for taking Obamacare or Snap benefits. I don't blame you
for taking it. If you qualify for something.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
And have you priced insurance lately for yourself without any
government assistance.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Right. I don't blame you for taking it, blame the
politicians for offering it, which is part of the reason
why it's so expensive for everyone else to buy groceries
and healthcare.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I remember that time when they was bringing it out.
They couldn't decide whether it was a tax or a mandate. Yeah,
some kind of a punishment, sure, or some kind of fine.
That was a day we will tax you, I'll find you,
but one way or the other, you gonna pay for
a whole bunch of other people's insurance.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
They said, no, it's not a tax. It's a mandate
that you have to pay as punishment for not doing
something else. But you don't have to pay it if
you do the other thing.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I do remember the fact that the Supreme Court was
noodling on that, and so they decided it was a
tax or it was a mandate, one or the other.
When the Supreme Court was trying to make the decision.
Then after it was decided and they passed it, and
they said, okay, well now it's it's a mandate or
it's attack whichever it was before they shifted it. After

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they passed it, that's not tricky at all.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Mister Kenneth. Do you think they call it a mandate
so they could your friends into supporting it.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I know, I know that's for a fact. That's what
it is. A mandate.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Ooh, I want that saw. The Libs who said this
was actually Trump's fault, that the shutdown was happening, and
that it was the Republican's problem have now just admitted
out loud that they were the ones that caused the shutdown.
I can't fucking believe it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
They sting caved on the shutdown.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Democrats, you sold out the entire shutdown not.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
To get what you wanted. The shutdown may have been
long and painful for millions of Americans, but at least
it achieved Jack Squad.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
And we are on day forty one of the Trump
government shutdown.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Democrats drew a line in the sand.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
They said we are not going over this, and today, after.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Forty one days, they pulled out a shovel and a
bucket and they ate all that sand.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Got nothing for it.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Democratic center goes, Wow, we won't really big, let me
cave now. And now they just cave and surrendered.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think Chuck Schumer, his days are oversea. They want
to get rid of Chuck. AOC is the likely person
to run for his office. And everybody knows that except AOC,
who's completely blindsided by this whole idea.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I mean, she obviously knows it, but she doesn't want
to make the announcement yet. So when they ask her
about Schumer stepping down, she gives some lame response like, well,
we don't have time to talk about that right now. No,
you mean you don't want to announce it right now,
you say, as minority leader.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I think what is so important for folks to understand
is that this problem is bigger than one.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Person, and is it bigger than your arms?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
She's grown a little bit and she said she took
it job. What happened is eating good?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
AOC, You got a little too close to the bacon wrap, shrimpa.
Fe Look, this isn't a fat shamer.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
A little bit you lost some weight and immediately you
turn on fat people now and start shaming them for
looking like you used to look.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I want people to be healthy, but this isn't about
her being fat. It's about what made her famous. Do
you think she would have ever got elected if she
looked if she looked the way she looks now back
in twenty eighteen, would she have been elected.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Also, how is it that she's finding so much food?
It's because we give her a way too much money.
She went from making like twenty five thousand dollars a
year to now her personal wealth is in the tens
of millions of dollars. Like poof, just like that. How
does that suddenly happen just to politicians?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Look, AOC, if you don't lose some weight, you're not
gonna be my favorite spicy latina anymore. You better decide
do you want to be objectified by right wing talk
radio show hosts or do you think she does? Yeah, well,
then you better start hitting the gym.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Remember when her booty made the news, it was because
she referred to it as a big, juicy booty. The
guy that she claims said that never said it. She
said it about herself.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Our buddy Alex Stein. He's a real funny comedian from
Dallas Fort Worth. We've done shows with him before, and
Alex is a great guy. He famously approached AOC on
the steps of the US Capitol and he told her
that she was his favorite latina, his favorite big booty latina.
And then she went on the news before anybody saw
his video, and she was like, he said I had

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a fat ass. He said I had a juicy booty.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, look at her big juicy booty.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
He did not, so he did not, So he posted
the video and that's not what he said. He said
something else that you know.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
He was similar, But she's the one who spiced it
up in.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
That weird which almost makes you think, like, what did
you hear in your head? Were you getting aroused by
this job?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, sound like she wished he had said juicy, so
she threw it in.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And then you just wonder, like, if you'll lie about that,
what else do you lie about?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Everthing?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
This is such a stupid thing to lie about. You
could have just said what he said. You had to
change it.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's been obvious for a while that she's after Chuck
Schumer's job, and a lot of people in the Squad
and the younger group and the more radicalized, you know,
further left, the Hitler left, they all want this to happen.
But she's pretending it's the first she's heard of it.
What do you mean, Chuck Schumer stuff. Well, no, Chuck's
doing a fine job. He's doing why would anybody. Of course,

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she's gonna take after Ruth's job.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
But we just have to take a break real quick
from criticizing the Democrats to point out the Republicans aren't
much better. A month ago, we could have just passed
this thing and moved along, but the Democrats had to
stomp their feet and complain about it. And then what
happened a month later? Mitch McConnell puts a provision in
that bans Delta AID and low level THCHD products.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
What the hill was that all about?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Now, look, I'll be one of the only people in
the mainstream media or whatever it is we are, you know,
in a mass communication. Well, who I'll admit I've tried
the low level THHD products. Uh huh. And I've tried
the stuff that they're selling in Colorado right now when
you ask for the good stuff. Yeah, and it's a
big difference the stuff. Sure, the low level stuff that
you could buy legally in most state. It's not gonna

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put you into a coma. You're not gonna hold loosen it.
You're not gonna get schizophrenia.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's what I like about Heywood Harvest, one of our
great sponsors advertisers on the program that make sure that
you still get to listen to this for free. They
provide very stabilizing product that doesn't have a lot of
risk factor involved.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's kind of like comparing a glass of wine to
five shots of tequila.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yes, very much.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
And by the way, in this case, alcohol has no
medicinal benefits. THHC and CBD and delta can be used
for inflammation glaucoma. If you have the stomach a PTSD,
the PTSDs.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
A good way of all.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
And now it's I'm not going to lie to you.
And like some conservatives will tell you it's the worst
thing ever and liberals will say it's the greatest thing ever.
It's neither of those things. But it is the cure
to the stomach flu. Look what the stomach clue does
to you. You can't hold down food, you get a fever,
you have body aches, you have trouble sleeping. Guess what
these low level THHD products do. They alleviate all those
specific symptoms. So if you get the stomach flu and

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you just consume a little, it's a it's basic medicine
that came out of the earth. Yeah, and in the
mean the Lord, the God.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Provided for us, and somebody else says no, you can't
have it. They think they're better than the Lord. It's true,
don't I don't think, Joe.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, they want you to have some synthetic drug creating
in a laboratory in China.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
And they also want you to know that the government
is your god and you will do what they say.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't think as Look at that big juicy booty.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You know me, it's my duty to please that booty.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Same clown posse, tackle the same scientific problem. We'll get
to it.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, that's gonna be off the chain. Baby. Also, yesterday,
at the close of the show, you did mention you
were going to highlight your favorite mouthed black lady. And
I'm assuming everybody was listening at at nine fifty five
am yesterday is probably tuned in on the edge of
their seats at this hour waiting to see who will

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Kenny talk about when he had a favorite mouthy black woman.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You know what, now that you mentioned, we do need
to do that coming up. I need to prepare remember
who it was I Well, in a minute, I just
got to go through all my sound bites. I bookmark
this stuff. I had something.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, if it's your favorite mouthy black woman, wouldn't you
immediately be able to tell us who she is?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Let me be clear, nobody loves mouthy black women more
than me, especially as the guy that picks most of
the sound bites you hear on your favorite morning radio show.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Her name is tiss. If you forgot, thank you. Yeah, yeah,
I know. I thought it was gonna be Jazz mcrockett.
She's a mile of the black woman, and now she's
working on her She jack triple crown weave, even though
she only got like a single crown so far, and
it don't look that good, but she working on it.
It's in project, a project, you know. It's under construction,

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all right.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
So coming up, Donald Trump and the insane clown posse
take on serious scientific problems and mouthy black women.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
We're gonna and just boards. Don't forget spareds Oh what
about that tragedy on a cruise ship. I thought that
was coming up.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
And a tragedy in India, Oh.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
My god, so much tragedy. Luckily, sports is always unhappy news.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Right, there's a lot of show on the way, is
the point. If you're with us this morning, don't worry.
We have a lot of interesting stuff. You're gonna want
to hear about it.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, you're gonna want to hear about all that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
They're not gonna want to miss Donald Trump in the
insane clown posse.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
First of all, LSU fired the head coach. You know
about buying Kelly being gone, right, It's been a couple
of crazy weeks over the LSU and it ain't getting
any better because they don't know who the next coach
is gonna be. A lot of people have been saying
Lane Kiffin. But since Monday when the New York Giants
fired their head coach, now Lane Kiffin is odds on

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favorite to replace him and go back to the NFL
because Lane Kiffin did coach the Raiders for a couple
of years back in the Alts two thousand halts, you know,
so it didn't do that great, but he's working with
you know, the starting quarterback for the Giants now, Jackson
Dark played college under Lane Kiffin, so they said that

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might be one of the things that eases him into
that position in the meantime, Chin, he has a my pillow.
I don't know about that. LSU has struck a deal
with Brian Kelly. This this just in and I haven't
verified this on multiple sources yet, but I said, h
he was holding out for his fifty four million dollars
and they said he will take the thirty as long

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as they offer him. And apparently this is a done deal.
As voice Elis Hues concerned, He's got to check with
Tommy over at Dragos first, Bro, that's it. Coach Kelly
will take the thirty. Also, one free serving of Dragos
tralborol and oysters each month through the year twenty thirty five.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
That's a good deal. You can't put a price on that.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
No, you can. But I take that in a minute.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, you don't know what's going to happen the cost
of oysters, what with Biden inflation still rearing its ugly
had up our you know keysters. Wow, that's incredible. That's
a good deal. Good for Brian Kelly, in for Tommy
from Drago's for saving the day, Tommy, tom Tom love him.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Buddy Berney Kosau used to be an NFL quarterback played
for a number Tenis did alright, he's sixty one years
old now, and he needs a liver. I asked around.
Turns out nobody here has a liver except Kenny. Kenny said, yeah,
I got I got a liver, and it's a it's
a pretty young liver compared to the rest of ours,
And so we nominated Kenny to be his his liver donor.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I would actually be willing to give him some of
my liver, but I don't know. If you've noticed how
I live when I'm not here on.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
The rail, I'm sure a former NFL athlete, fairly healthy
and only sixty one would actually see your liver as
an upgrade. Listen to me, I used to his's his damage,
his is messed up.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I used to go to rave parties. Do you understand
you don't you don't want that? What are your nuts? Also?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
New York Jets going to New England tonight to play
the Patriots on some Thursday night football. If you care, Oh,
I care about that'd I find this to be humorous
after we've seen coaches getting fired. Apparently the fans have
more power to have coaches or general managers removed from
their job than they thought Dallas Mavericks coach says that

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the fans who were chanting fire Nico Harrison during the games,
that was a disrespectful. Of course, they did fire Nico Harrison,
who is or was the general manager. After chanting fire
the coaches Jason Kidd. You probably know Jason Kidd. H

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he was criticized in the fans. Now, luckily they wasn't
shouting fire Jason Kidd. They were saying fire Nico. And
they've been doing that ever since the Luca trade. What
they didn't like that that works. It worked in LSU.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Could you guys just hang on for one.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Second at the end of the Aggie game LSU, that
was all it was. The few fans that stuck around
was saying, you know, fire Brian Kelly, and then they did,
and then they fired the Dallas general manager.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I have to I have to try something real quick.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Hold on one second, guys. Cancel celebrity birthdays. Cancel celebrity birthday. No,
that's never gonna happen. No, it's not. Okay, Well, and
next just too popular. Well in that case, I have
good news for New Orleans Saints fans.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh boy, they need it.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
If Do you all like Drew Brees?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, heard of him. He did pretty good back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's replacing Mark Sanchez, who's Mark Sanchez NFL legend. Drew
Brees will make his Fox Sports debut this weekend, filling
the spot vacated by Mark Sanchez after he was fired
following a stabbing incident in Minneapolis, Indianapolis.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Sorry, Indianapols, they'll fire you just for being involved in
a stabbing incident.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I know, touchy.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Such wow.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Bruce will be in the booth as the color analyst.
Are we still allowed to say that?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
What analysts?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It says color? I don't know. I don't feel comfortable
saying it. It'll be white. It'll be on Fox's number
three team. When the Giants take on the Packers at
MetLife Stadium on Sunday. That should be fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
And the Giants don't have a coach and they quarterback,
which we were talking about earlier, Jackson dat is under
the He got ccussed kind of like a CJ over
to Texas, and so they're gonna be starting somebody else.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Now, I know what you're thinking. Can Drew Breese do commentary?
Coach and fell in his quarterback all at once, and
I don't see why he can't.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I don't say a hold up with that.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, sure, this won't be his first time in the
broadcast booth. He worked for NBC in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Is he gonna run down, leave the broadcast booth, run
down when his team has the ball, and then run
back up when they go on defense.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I do know how that works, christer, kind of, don't
be ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
That is just silly.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
He'll wear a headset.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Come on, he'll be miked.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, duh, they have the technology. It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
So when Drew Brees goes back to throw, Drew Brees
will be telling you. Drees drops back to pass, he
looks over the feet, he looks like he's going with
his Yep, he's decided to run it. Yeah wait, Drew Brees,
don't run no more.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
We could do an I skips. Yeah. Yeah, maybe he'll
just do a pimp walk. You know this is true freeze.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
We're talking about. And you knows how to slide?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Slide?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Good?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Well, how came with?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Jeffrey says, what's your retired of? What's your retard them? Yeah,
Chucky Schumer soon. Mari con Chucky is what you American.
They should stop our Democrats shut down a horror Democratic
Son WIP and Dejo Wsip and Dejo anyway, which is
gracias amigos

Speaker 2 (17:22):
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