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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
It's the Waldon Johnson Show reminding you don't use drugs
unless they're legal, and you're a fully grown adult.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
And then you didn't go for it. It's up to you.
I mean, it's your body right. Once the government says
it's okay, then everybody jumps in the pool.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Man, you didn't even know the SoundBite I had in
front of me, But what you just said was the
perfect segue to play this. I know it's hard to
tell the difference between Tim Kaine and Tim Walls. Nobody
would Why do we need both? Famous Billy at Headfield line,
I believe, Yeah, I said that you did. Y'all stole
(00:34):
my That was my good stuff, man, y'all steal them
a good stuff. You said that about who'd you said
about Jelly rawl? And then that other guy, red headed kid?
The red headed kid? Yeah, but no, Tim Walls and
Tim Kane already forgot you what were talking about. We're
having one of Tim Tim Kaine is the Senator. Tim
Walls is the cheerleader for the Minnesota Vikings. There you
go and Tim Kaine yesterday and Ted Cruzer having a
(00:56):
frank discussion about where your rights come from? And boy,
you know, our rights don't come from the government, they
don't come from the Democrat National Committee.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And I don't think that Tim Kaine knows that. Here
he is with Ted Cruz, the notion that rights.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Don't come from laws and don't come from the government,
but come from the Creator. That's what the Iranian government believes.
So the statement that our rights do not come from
our laws or our governments is extremely troubling.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
So Senator Kane said in this hearing, YEP that he
founded a radical and dangerous notion that you would say
our rights came from God and not from government. I've
just walked into the hearing as he was saying that,
and I almost fell out of my chair, pretty stunned,
because that radical and dangerous notion, in his words, is
(01:52):
literally the founding principle upon which the United States of
America was created.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Tim Kaine, you stupid bitch. Know what they should have
done if somebody back in the day should have written
that down so that it could be remembered years later,
you know, that's probably the mistake they made.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
How do you how are you a senator and you
don't This isn't like a rare unknown inform This is
was this not taught in public schools on the apress.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
He's not really sure he went to public schools. I
don't know what's wrong with him, but there's something terribly wrong.
I mean, you can look at people and just know
some people are just messed up, and he is. He's
got his eye his glasses perched on his forehead just
above his eyebrows. Now I'm not saying he's put him
(02:39):
up on like you do your sunglasses and you put
him up on the top of your head or on
your hat. He just he just pushed him up about
three inches, just turn his forehead and he's got this
crazy spiral eye look going while he's talking like that's
what they do and are rian. Yeah, the guy is nuts.
He might not be as nuts as the people in
(03:01):
the news this morning, but that's just because you know,
he hadn't been turned loose to do his crazy this yet.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And I know you're never supposed to hold these people
accountable to stuff they previously said. But wasn't that Tim
Kaine guy who just criticized Iran also one of the
Democrats that thought Iran should be able to get their
hands on nuclear weapons?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Absolutely? Why would why do we have the right to
stop them. It's a great question, is that.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You do not believe me?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And you made reference to this, mister Barnes, then you
can believe perhaps the most prominent UH Virginian to ever serve,
Thomas Jefferson, who wrote in the Declaration of Independence, we
hold these truths to be self evident.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I mean, he's right. So they did write it down apparently.
And by the way, isn't Tim Kaine.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I hate to, you know, use facts here, but wasn't
he the any of the senator from Virginia?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, that's inconvenient. Not only that he was the tenant
governor of Virginia for a while. I see, and the governor. Hey,
don't blame him for being a crazy idiot. Blame the
people that voted for him and put him in office.
No kidding, dude, that's that's some bad voting. That's just terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
If you ever wonder why things never get accomplished in Washington, DC,
understand that yesterday, uh, one of the most prominent senators
in the country had to explain basic American history to
one of the other.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Just say it ain't it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Anyway, today, I guess Bobby Kennedy talks today. I thought
that was already gonna happen this week, but now I
was just reading he's speaking today about why you fired everybody?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You meat the guy that talks like that. No, No,
that's sling blade. It's Calle. You're closed, all right, Dan, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Very all Bobby Kennedy is this sling blade with an
accent from the Upper East Coast.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It never occurred to me till you did that right now.
Can't he fixed lawnmowers and weed eaters and edgers and
what not? You know he can't. No, no, but he
can do uh what is it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
One hundred push ups and one hundred pull ups in
less than five minutes. That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
And now you lift. I've heard I do. Yeah, I've
never actually seen it happen. But you know, people say, uh,
have you? Have you taken the challenge yet? Okay, I
have a confession to make. I did the challenge secretly.
I did it with chin ups instead of pull ups.
Does that count? Yeah? I don't care which way your
hands turn. It's still going to get tiring pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, I gotta be real because I'm real deal holy
Field all the time. Billy ed pull ups are a
little harder than chin ups, so I cheated a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So which ways you do chin ups? This way? Yeah,
but it's kind of like, uh, this way, that's right. Yeah,
but if your chin goes up above the bar, I know,
it's still a chin up.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I've thought about that. I don't care which way your
hands go, Thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The and you're allowed to do them in any order.
You could do ten push ups, five chin ups ten.
It's actually one hundred and fifty if I'm not mistaken.
I said the number is wrong. It's fifty pull ups
and then hundred push ups. Yeah, and you have you're
supposed to do in less than ten minutes. Bobby Kennedy
did it in five minutes forty seconds, and Pete Hagseth
did it in five minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And twenty seconds. Now, huh, Now you knew Pete Hagseth
could do it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's really remarkable about that is that RFK Junior, is
in his seventies, did it almost as fast as a
guy who's like almost half his age. I mean, that's amazing.
So it just goes to show you those t shots work.
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Speaker 3 (06:23):
WJ they'll take good care of you. Yeah, for danger.
We know people that are taken good care of right now,
and they cannot sing their praises loud enough. You know
you all just heard that sound bite we just played.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Did you know? Here's the headline, Caine speaks on Senate
floor to slam Republicans on faith based information. That's how
it's written on his website. Uh huh, Well, cover his ass.
That's not at all what happened. I think you're lying.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
You are aware though, that occasionally people will use the
Lord's name as an excuse for bad behavior. I guess
I've done it before. H Probably not to the degree
of Wow, this crazy woman in Florida. Oh, I let
it slip, Dad Gem Well, I guess I might as
(07:10):
well tell you now, are we going to Florida? I
have multiple Florida stories to cover for you. And believe
it or not, there's still a lot of crime going on.
Not in d C. Because that's one hundred percent over
there's no crime in d C now according to the president.
Percent doesn't that mean all crimes gone? It does seem
that way. Well, what about the politicians. No, there's no No,
(07:33):
there's no crime. It's uh, there's I think the politicians
are still doing what they do, and a lot of
that should be criminal work. Oh but there's also a
fun Okay, it's not fun, gruesome, horrible story out of
New York Long Island. I don't know if you ever
heard of it New York Island. Wait, that doesn't work
(07:53):
Long g Island. It's Long Island. Yeah, you have to
say it with the G on the island. That's how
they say it. Is it a gay thing? Now it's
a murder thing? Oh, and it's it's pretty ugly in
the white part of the city. That's I thought that
didn't happen there. Well, you know, they said, we don't
know if the murder happened there. That's just where they
found the torso. Is it too early to go gruesome?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I mean this is the well named Johnson show.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I think people turn into the show expecting to hear
stuff you don't hear on other shows. Is this Should
I get the appropriate music? Is it that kind of
a thing? Probably not for this, because I already had
a cute up.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
What would be the appropriate music for finding a torso?
Oh my god, Billy, you wouldn't even believe, okay, that
that's kind of working.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You know, I'm a pretty good producer. I mean, I
think I'm an okay, talk show host. I think I'm
the best producer. Well, what about the producer we have? Well,
I told him, and when I'm sitting in this chair,
he's the best producer by default, because I'm here, gotcha,
that's Avan.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Evan's a good guy. Yeah. Two construction workers found a
torso near the Fairy Terminal. Okay, I guess it is
a little gay near the Fairy Terminal on Long Island,
Long Guyland. Now, this happened almost two months ago, but
(09:16):
it's it's now making the news because they've identified the torso.
The body did not have a head. It also did
not have arms, and the legs had been removed just
below the knees.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
What if it's possible that the guy wanted his legs
removed like it was like getting a septum piercing.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
It was a fashion statement. It was a woman. Oh
she uh, well, you even know what was left of
her was lying face down in the mud wearing a
bra and shorts. I don't like that, and it's a
It's difficult to idea body without a head or hands. Uh,
This law enforcement officer said, first pressure I saw when
(09:55):
I when I saw the body, I thought, what kind
of a monster would do something like this? Lack of
blood at the scene, lack of body parts made them
think that the body was killed somewhere else, that the
person was killed.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sac why that it's not vampires because I would have
thought vampires.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, yeah, it's possibility, but I don't think they'd take
your arms and legs off.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well maybe it could. Maybe it was a vampire cannibal collaboration.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Anyway, the female torso was probably dumped there and recently
they think when they found it because of the heat
in the middle of July and all that, no no
head or hands, so no fingerprints and you know, tooth
dental records or whatever. But they did find her legs
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nearby in the woods. Whoever did this was just going nuts,
I guess, so the crazy. The rest of the crazy
part of this is from twenty six hundred miles away.
Police got a call from a guy named Dale Brown
not I don't think it was the LSU coach who
(11:03):
was living living in the Guyana. I don't think anybody
thought it was the l s. I mean, you hear
Dale Brown youn' Actually, oh I look at that. No,
this guy who's living in Guyana believed the body parts
may have belonged to his wife. Oh I hate that that.
That's not good. No, he probably wanted them all attached
and he wanted her alive. I think so she was
(11:24):
living and working in the United States while they made
plans to join her, him bringing her four children along
with him at some time in the future. I thought
we weren't doing that.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
For a little while, I thought we were you know, yeah,
you know all the people from others.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I know it's off the point. But so they asked
him if his wife had any distinguishing marks. He described
the tattoos on her legs like exactly, so they're real
sure it was.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Did he describe it like, oh god, her tattoos And
they didn't like them.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Or I don't know what they were of, but you know,
they had to kind of the news to the guy, Well, yeah, yeah,
that's the same legs that we found scattered out in
the woods. The weirdest part of this whole story, and
it's all creepy. It gets weirder than that. Here's the
last line of the story. This is exactly how they
wrote it. Find out who brutally killed this woman by
(12:19):
watching Snapped on Sunday on the Oxygen Network. I'm sorry,
that's a news story. It's a news story with a
promo for a TV show at the end.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Isn't the Oxygen Network? Is that Oprah's channel? I don't
know what that is that still exists. So it'll be
this Sunday, six o'clock Central, I believe.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
If you want to. I don't know why that's part
of the news.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I feel like if you can watch it in a
TV show, people could probably google the.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Answer right now you would say, yeah, today's show is
sponsored by Throwback Thursday. Remember when you could go out
drinking on a Thursday and still make it the work
on Friday?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I know we talked about this year, Serybody. It still
blows my mind. Seven right wing German political candidates have
died within a fourteen day period.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Nothing suspicious about that, huh, just days before the election.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
They're just killing over like June bugs in early July.
Is that how that works?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Billiod? I think that's how it works. Yeah, the June
bugs actually come out different times each year. I guess
when they first started calling them June bugs, it's probably
because they was out in June. Huh, we had June
bugs in April. See, I don't understand that. Well, what
I think is that they can tell like six months
ahead of time that we're gonna have early winter. Really,
(13:38):
I think, so who tells them about that? Also, the
trees seem to know because some years they dump a
whole bunch of extra acorns on the ground a couple
of years ago, and I don't know what's gonna be
like this time because they had started it. But I
was weighing ankle deep and acorns out in the woods,
and it's normally not like that. So watch your stuff,
(14:00):
like you know your grandparents. There's a lost art. I
ain't good at it, and people younger than me never
even thought about it. But our great great grandparents could
watch the animals and you know, nature in general, and
tell you ahead of time. Probably a better predictor of
the weather than whatever these client scientists can do today.
(14:23):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And also, seven German right wing candidates died within a
two week period.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And that wasn't predicted by the weather or anything that
we was watching. No, but here's some journalists named Michael McCarthy.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Yesterday I read four German AFT candidates who were supposed
to sit in the elections died suddenly.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Four politicians that are.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
A part of the a f D in Germany, which
supports master deportitions or that died unexpectedly. I walk off
today and it was six AFT politicians died suddenly in
the last hour. It is now seven AfD politicians.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I remember yesterday we had four, Yeah, and overnight
it turned up to seven.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, they just they're just killing over over, they are.
Is it possible that in Germany there's something in the
water that's killing people with vaguely conservative beliefs, because understand,
in Germany in twenty twenty five, being right wing, these
guys aren't like I'm the far right or whatever. That
wouldn't even be tolerated in Germany. I mean, because I
(15:30):
don't know if you're aware, I don't know if you're
a history buffer or not.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
But apparently that's.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
What happened in Germany. Well, it's a touchy subject, you know,
it's not recent.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
But it did happen. We still kind of remember.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I would also argue that that ideology that we're all
dancing around right now, without saying out loud, I would
argue that it's not even a right wing ideology, you know,
it's all based on socialism, and fascism was just a
form of socialism. In fact, Mussolini was the editor of
a famous socialist newspaper that still technically exists today, although
it's shifted hands.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
They don't have an editor now, huh no, they do. No,
they killed him. I remember that. I do remember that. Yeah,
I know, but they guy, They've had other editors things.
They killed his wife too, that's how much they hated Mushalin.
I know, they killed his wife. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Could you imagine hating someone so much you want their
dog to die?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Or you know what I mean. Democrats hate Trump that much.
They'd love it if his whole family would just disappear.
It's true. Yeah, we don't like the tea word anymore.
What's the tea word? Oh? Okay? That yeah. By the way,
the climate scientists we were just talking about, they are
excited right now. They probably got a little chub going
(16:38):
on there because we have an area of interest in
the Atlantic. It's pretty good ways off, but it has
a eighty percent chance of probability of becoming like a
named storm. Well it's good ways off, yet, don't worry.
Can we name it? It's not going to interfere with
tonight's football. And yeah it's Thursday. We are less than
(17:04):
thirteen hours now. The countdown has been going on for
a while, but now we are thirteen twelve hours, fifty
six minutes and to the first real football game.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And this is American football. It's not like a Kitschian version.
It's the Dallas Cowboys. Okay, I've heard of them, and
don't get no more murking than that. I mean, I
tend to agree with you. You know, I'm not claiming
to be a die hard Cowboy fan, but I'd rather
watch that than you know. But it's also the Philadelphia Eagles,
So I got you got a chair for the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Well you kind of have to, don't you. Yeah, I
mean I would. Is Taylor Swift going to be there?
Hopefully not? That's not her guy. No, No, her guy's
playing tomorrow night in Brazil. Is she going to be there?
That's a good question. I don't know that her regular
shows up at games, you know, because she loves him some.
(17:56):
She loves some some what's his name, Travis, Yeah, you know,
Billy h.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Just because you're a Texans fan doesn't mean you can't
be a Cowboys fan all the guess.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
If we root for the Texans, it doesn't mean we'd
have to stop rooting for the Cowboys.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Well, they are in different conferences, so it'd only be
a problem if they played in the super Bowl in.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
All Texas super Bowl. His will be done. Walton and
Johnson
Kids.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
It's the Waldon Johnson Show reminding you don't use drugs
unless they're legal, and you're a fully grown adult.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
And then you didn't go for it. It's up to you.
I mean, it's your body right. Once the government says
it's okay, then everybody jumps in the pool.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Man, you didn't even know the SoundBite I had in
front of me, But what you just said was the
perfect segue to play this. I know it's hard to
tell the difference between Tim Kaine and Tim Walls. Nobody
would Why do we need both? Famous Billy at Headfield line,
I believe, Yeah, I said that you did. Y'all stole
(00:34):
my That was my good stuff, man, y'all steal them
a good stuff. You said that about who'd you said
about Jelly rawl? And then that other guy, red headed kid?
The red headed kid? Yeah, but no, Tim Walls and
Tim Kane already forgot you what were talking about. We're
having one of Tim Tim Kaine is the Senator. Tim
Walls is the cheerleader for the Minnesota Vikings. There you
go and Tim Kaine yesterday and Ted Cruzer having a
(00:56):
frank discussion about where your rights come from? And boy,
you know, our rights don't come from the government, they
don't come from the Democrat National Committee.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And I don't think that Tim Kaine knows that. Here
he is with Ted Cruz, the notion that rights.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Don't come from laws and don't come from the government,
but come from the Creator. That's what the Iranian government believes.
So the statement that our rights do not come from
our laws or our governments is extremely troubling.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
So Senator Kane said in this hearing, YEP that he
founded a radical and dangerous notion that you would say
our rights came from God and not from government. I've
just walked into the hearing as he was saying that,
and I almost fell out of my chair, pretty stunned,
because that radical and dangerous notion, in his words, is
(01:52):
literally the founding principle upon which the United States of
America was created.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Tim Kaine, you stupid bitch. Know what they should have
done if somebody back in the day should have written
that down so that it could be remembered years later,
you know, that's probably the mistake they made.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
How do you how are you a senator and you
don't This isn't like a rare unknown inform This is
was this not taught in public schools on the apress.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
He's not really sure he went to public schools. I
don't know what's wrong with him, but there's something terribly wrong.
I mean, you can look at people and just know
some people are just messed up, and he is. He's
got his eye his glasses perched on his forehead just
above his eyebrows. Now I'm not saying he's put him
(02:39):
up on like you do your sunglasses and you put
him up on the top of your head or on
your hat. He just he just pushed him up about
three inches, just turn his forehead and he's got this
crazy spiral eye look going while he's talking like that's
what they do and are rian. Yeah, the guy is nuts.
He might not be as nuts as the people in
(03:01):
the news this morning, but that's just because you know,
he hadn't been turned loose to do his crazy this yet.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And I know you're never supposed to hold these people
accountable to stuff they previously said. But wasn't that Tim
Kaine guy who just criticized Iran also one of the
Democrats that thought Iran should be able to get their
hands on nuclear weapons?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Absolutely? Why would why do we have the right to
stop them. It's a great question, is that.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You do not believe me?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And you made reference to this, mister Barnes, then you
can believe perhaps the most prominent UH Virginian to ever serve,
Thomas Jefferson, who wrote in the Declaration of Independence, we
hold these truths to be self evident.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I mean, he's right. So they did write it down apparently.
And by the way, isn't Tim Kaine.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I hate to, you know, use facts here, but wasn't
he the any of the senator from Virginia?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, that's inconvenient. Not only that he was the tenant
governor of Virginia for a while. I see, and the governor. Hey,
don't blame him for being a crazy idiot. Blame the
people that voted for him and put him in office.
No kidding, dude, that's that's some bad voting. That's just terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
If you ever wonder why things never get accomplished in Washington, DC,
understand that yesterday, uh, one of the most prominent senators
in the country had to explain basic American history to
one of the other.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Just say it ain't it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Anyway, today, I guess Bobby Kennedy talks today. I thought
that was already gonna happen this week, but now I
was just reading he's speaking today about why you fired everybody?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You meat the guy that talks like that. No, No,
that's sling blade. It's Calle. You're closed, all right, Dan, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Very all Bobby Kennedy is this sling blade with an
accent from the Upper East Coast.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It never occurred to me till you did that right now.
Can't he fixed lawnmowers and weed eaters and edgers and
what not? You know he can't. No, no, but he
can do uh what is it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
One hundred push ups and one hundred pull ups in
less than five minutes. That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
And now you lift. I've heard I do. Yeah, I've
never actually seen it happen. But you know, people say, uh,
have you? Have you taken the challenge yet? Okay, I
have a confession to make. I did the challenge secretly.
I did it with chin ups instead of pull ups.
Does that count? Yeah? I don't care which way your
hands turn. It's still going to get tiring pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, I gotta be real because I'm real deal holy
Field all the time. Billy ed pull ups are a
little harder than chin ups, so I cheated a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So which ways you do chin ups? This way? Yeah,
but it's kind of like, uh, this way, that's right. Yeah,
but if your chin goes up above the bar, I know,
it's still a chin up.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I've thought about that. I don't care which way your
hands go, Thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The and you're allowed to do them in any order.
You could do ten push ups, five chin ups ten.
It's actually one hundred and fifty if I'm not mistaken.
I said the number is wrong. It's fifty pull ups
and then hundred push ups. Yeah, and you have you're
supposed to do in less than ten minutes. Bobby Kennedy
did it in five minutes forty seconds, and Pete Hagseth
did it in five minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And twenty seconds. Now, huh, Now you knew Pete Hagseth
could do it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's really remarkable about that is that RFK Junior, is
in his seventies, did it almost as fast as a
guy who's like almost half his age. I mean, that's amazing.
So it just goes to show you those t shots work.
The timeless clinic dot com promo code.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
WJ they'll take good care of you. Yeah, for danger.
We know people that are taken good care of right now,
and they cannot sing their praises loud enough. You know
you all just heard that sound bite we just played.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Did you know? Here's the headline, Caine speaks on Senate
floor to slam Republicans on faith based information. That's how
it's written on his website. Uh huh, Well, cover his ass.
That's not at all what happened. I think you're lying.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
You are aware though, that occasionally people will use the
Lord's name as an excuse for bad behavior. I guess
I've done it before. H Probably not to the degree
of Wow, this crazy woman in Florida. Oh, I let
it slip, Dad Gem Well, I guess I might as
(07:10):
well tell you now, are we going to Florida? I
have multiple Florida stories to cover for you. And believe
it or not, there's still a lot of crime going on.
Not in d C. Because that's one hundred percent over
there's no crime in d C now according to the president.
Percent doesn't that mean all crimes gone? It does seem
that way. Well, what about the politicians. No, there's no No,
(07:33):
there's no crime. It's uh, there's I think the politicians
are still doing what they do, and a lot of
that should be criminal work. Oh but there's also a
fun Okay, it's not fun, gruesome, horrible story out of
New York Long Island. I don't know if you ever
heard of it New York Island. Wait, that doesn't work
(07:53):
Long g Island. It's Long Island. Yeah, you have to
say it with the G on the island. That's how
they say it. Is it a gay thing? Now it's
a murder thing? Oh, and it's it's pretty ugly in
the white part of the city. That's I thought that
didn't happen there. Well, you know, they said, we don't
know if the murder happened there. That's just where they
found the torso. Is it too early to go gruesome?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I mean this is the well named Johnson show.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I think people turn into the show expecting to hear
stuff you don't hear on other shows. Is this Should
I get the appropriate music? Is it that kind of
a thing? Probably not for this, because I already had
a cute up.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
What would be the appropriate music for finding a torso?
Oh my god, Billy, you wouldn't even believe, okay, that
that's kind of working.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You know, I'm a pretty good producer. I mean, I
think I'm an okay, talk show host. I think I'm
the best producer. Well, what about the producer we have? Well,
I told him, and when I'm sitting in this chair,
he's the best producer by default, because I'm here, gotcha,
that's Avan.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Evan's a good guy. Yeah. Two construction workers found a
torso near the Fairy Terminal. Okay, I guess it is
a little gay near the Fairy Terminal on Long Island,
Long Guyland. Now, this happened almost two months ago, but
(09:16):
it's it's now making the news because they've identified the torso.
The body did not have a head. It also did
not have arms, and the legs had been removed just
below the knees.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
What if it's possible that the guy wanted his legs
removed like it was like getting a septum piercing.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
It was a fashion statement. It was a woman. Oh
she uh, well, you even know what was left of
her was lying face down in the mud wearing a
bra and shorts. I don't like that, and it's a
It's difficult to idea body without a head or hands. Uh,
This law enforcement officer said, first pressure I saw when
(09:55):
I when I saw the body, I thought, what kind
of a monster would do something like this? Lack of
blood at the scene, lack of body parts made them
think that the body was killed somewhere else, that the
person was killed.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sac why that it's not vampires because I would have
thought vampires.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, yeah, it's possibility, but I don't think they'd take
your arms and legs off.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well maybe it could. Maybe it was a vampire cannibal collaboration.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Anyway, the female torso was probably dumped there and recently
they think when they found it because of the heat
in the middle of July and all that, no no
head or hands, so no fingerprints and you know, tooth
dental records or whatever. But they did find her legs
(10:43):
nearby in the woods. Whoever did this was just going nuts,
I guess, so the crazy. The rest of the crazy
part of this is from twenty six hundred miles away.
Police got a call from a guy named Dale Brown
not I don't think it was the LSU coach who
(11:03):
was living living in the Guyana. I don't think anybody
thought it was the l s. I mean, you hear
Dale Brown youn' Actually, oh I look at that. No,
this guy who's living in Guyana believed the body parts
may have belonged to his wife. Oh I hate that that.
That's not good. No, he probably wanted them all attached
and he wanted her alive. I think so she was
(11:24):
living and working in the United States while they made
plans to join her, him bringing her four children along
with him at some time in the future. I thought
we weren't doing that.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
For a little while, I thought we were you know, yeah,
you know all the people from others.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I know it's off the point. But so they asked
him if his wife had any distinguishing marks. He described
the tattoos on her legs like exactly, so they're real
sure it was.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Did he describe it like, oh god, her tattoos And
they didn't like them.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Or I don't know what they were of, but you know,
they had to kind of the news to the guy, Well, yeah, yeah,
that's the same legs that we found scattered out in
the woods. The weirdest part of this whole story, and
it's all creepy. It gets weirder than that. Here's the
last line of the story. This is exactly how they
wrote it. Find out who brutally killed this woman by
(12:19):
watching Snapped on Sunday on the Oxygen Network. I'm sorry,
that's a news story. It's a news story with a
promo for a TV show at the end.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Isn't the Oxygen Network? Is that Oprah's channel? I don't
know what that is that still exists. So it'll be
this Sunday, six o'clock Central, I believe.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
If you want to. I don't know why that's part
of the news.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I feel like if you can watch it in a
TV show, people could probably google the.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Answer right now you would say, yeah, today's show is
sponsored by Throwback Thursday. Remember when you could go out
drinking on a Thursday and still make it the work
on Friday?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I know we talked about this year, Serybody. It still
blows my mind. Seven right wing German political candidates have
died within a fourteen day period.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Nothing suspicious about that, huh, just days before the election.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
They're just killing over like June bugs in early July.
Is that how that works?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Billiod? I think that's how it works. Yeah, the June
bugs actually come out different times each year. I guess
when they first started calling them June bugs, it's probably
because they was out in June. Huh, we had June
bugs in April. See, I don't understand that. Well, what
I think is that they can tell like six months
ahead of time that we're gonna have early winter. Really,
(13:38):
I think, so who tells them about that? Also, the
trees seem to know because some years they dump a
whole bunch of extra acorns on the ground a couple
of years ago, and I don't know what's gonna be
like this time because they had started it. But I
was weighing ankle deep and acorns out in the woods,
and it's normally not like that. So watch your stuff,
(14:00):
like you know your grandparents. There's a lost art. I
ain't good at it, and people younger than me never
even thought about it. But our great great grandparents could
watch the animals and you know, nature in general, and
tell you ahead of time. Probably a better predictor of
the weather than whatever these client scientists can do today.
(14:23):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And also, seven German right wing candidates died within a
two week period.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And that wasn't predicted by the weather or anything that
we was watching. No, but here's some journalists named Michael McCarthy.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Yesterday I read four German AFT candidates who were supposed
to sit in the elections died suddenly.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Four politicians that are.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
A part of the a f D in Germany, which
supports master deportitions or that died unexpectedly. I walk off
today and it was six AFT politicians died suddenly in
the last hour. It is now seven AfD politicians.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I remember yesterday we had four, Yeah, and overnight
it turned up to seven.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, they just they're just killing over over, they are.
Is it possible that in Germany there's something in the
water that's killing people with vaguely conservative beliefs, because understand,
in Germany in twenty twenty five, being right wing, these
guys aren't like I'm the far right or whatever. That
wouldn't even be tolerated in Germany. I mean, because I
(15:30):
don't know if you're aware, I don't know if you're
a history buffer or not.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
But apparently that's.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
What happened in Germany. Well, it's a touchy subject, you know,
it's not recent.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
But it did happen. We still kind of remember.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I would also argue that that ideology that we're all
dancing around right now, without saying out loud, I would
argue that it's not even a right wing ideology, you know,
it's all based on socialism, and fascism was just a
form of socialism. In fact, Mussolini was the editor of
a famous socialist newspaper that still technically exists today, although
it's shifted hands.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
They don't have an editor now, huh no, they do. No,
they killed him. I remember that. I do remember that. Yeah,
I know, but they guy, They've had other editors things.
They killed his wife too, that's how much they hated Mushalin.
I know, they killed his wife. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Could you imagine hating someone so much you want their
dog to die?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Or you know what I mean. Democrats hate Trump that much.
They'd love it if his whole family would just disappear.
It's true. Yeah, we don't like the tea word anymore.
What's the tea word? Oh? Okay? That yeah. By the way,
the climate scientists we were just talking about, they are
excited right now. They probably got a little chub going
(16:38):
on there because we have an area of interest in
the Atlantic. It's pretty good ways off, but it has
a eighty percent chance of probability of becoming like a
named storm. Well it's good ways off, yet, don't worry.
Can we name it? It's not going to interfere with
tonight's football. And yeah it's Thursday. We are less than
(17:04):
thirteen hours now. The countdown has been going on for
a while, but now we are thirteen twelve hours, fifty
six minutes and to the first real football game.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And this is American football. It's not like a Kitschian version.
It's the Dallas Cowboys. Okay, I've heard of them, and
don't get no more murking than that. I mean, I
tend to agree with you. You know, I'm not claiming
to be a die hard Cowboy fan, but I'd rather
watch that than you know. But it's also the Philadelphia Eagles,
So I got you got a chair for the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Well you kind of have to, don't you. Yeah, I
mean I would. Is Taylor Swift going to be there?
Hopefully not? That's not her guy. No, No, her guy's
playing tomorrow night in Brazil. Is she going to be there?
That's a good question. I don't know that her regular
shows up at games, you know, because she loves him some.
(17:56):
She loves some some what's his name, Travis, Yeah, you know,
Billy h.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Just because you're a Texans fan doesn't mean you can't
be a Cowboys fan all the guess.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
If we root for the Texans, it doesn't mean we'd
have to stop rooting for the Cowboys.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Well, they are in different conferences, so it'd only be
a problem if they played in the super Bowl in.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
All Texas super Bowl. His will be done. Walton and
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