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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Willie keeps sometimes friand new music from Willie Nelson. The
song is called Somewhere Between.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's not as lively as he used to be because
he's about a million years old now, but he's still Willy, ain'ty.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Willie Nelson is in his nineties and he's still releasing music.
So I feel like, for a ninety two year old guy,
this is pretty upheat. You know, he was born in
the thirties.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
To put that in.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Perspective for you, he was born almost a decade before
World War two started, and he's still out on the tech.
He is still doing the honky tonk scene today, doesn't
have to What do you think his net worth is?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
According to the Internet.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
He's not ninety five yet, so it wasn't born in
nineteen thirty but in the thirties, the early.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Thirties, Yeah, thirty five. He's got twenty five million dollars
according to the goog Do you believe it?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Then he owned most left to the irs still he did.
I know he's been fighting with aim Iris. Guys like
like I have only a little different outcome. You know,
I don't owe him howevery much it was Wally owed him,
but fairly. He paid it well.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Speaking of celebrities who had more money than they knew
what to do with, the story of Pete Davidson and
Colin Jost is just remarkable. Pete Davidson and Colin Jost
you might know from Saturday Night Live. One of them
is that goofy looking guy who banged all those famous
hot chicks, and the other one's the current host of
Weekend Update.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
The white guy, not the black guy, and definitely not
the black guy. Definitely not.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And a while back, the two of them, who were
both from Staten Island, decided to buy a Staten Island ferry.
I'm guessing because they were stoned.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How much did he want?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And they thought it would be funny they bought a
Staten Island ferry. The plan was they were going to
turn it talk about the boats.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Literally a boat. Okay, oh what did you think of him?
Didn't matter?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Go ahead, taste mister Kenneth's I think you're just cheapened
this whole conversation. Oh yeah, a while back, I'm just
guessing they were high. The two of them bought a boat,
an old tired Staten Island ferry, and the plan was
they were going to turn it into like.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
A nightclub or something.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, anyway, their Staten Island ferry project is racking up
a fortune in monthly docking fees.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh, it's not making them a fortune. It's costing them aforetunately.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Costing them a lot of money and something like, let's
see thirteen five hundred dollars a month. The pair owes
a lot of money on the boat. They also owe
some money to a law firm over the ship, because
apparently they needed to hire a law firm firm to
do all the logistics to turn a retired ferry into
a nightclub. Okay, so anyway, the president of Kadell Dry
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Dock and Repair it's a Staten Island shipyard that launches
the boat, told the New York Post that they've been
shelling out a massive monthly rent since April twenty twenty two,
while their plans for a hip floating entertainment venue have
pretty much been mothballed. The exact rent for the boats
over ten thousand a month, and they said that they're
just throwing the money into the water there. Essentially, figuratively speaking,
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it sounds like at some point they're going to have
to get rid of this boat. The celebs bought the
boat at an auction for two hundred and eighty thousand
dollars and named it the Titanic Too.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh, that was smart.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They planned to transform it into a thirty five million
dollar in nineteen sixties inspired floating nightclub with two restaurants,
a concert hall, six bars, and some hotel rooms.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
But I guess at this point they've realized that it is.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It sounds like they got over being high and figured
that would be a lot of work and they didn't
want to do all that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Very difficult to keep it afloat, just the maintenance on
it alone. Colin just gave a funny comment on it.
He said, this is why idiots should not be allowed
to do things. Pete and I bought a boat, and like,
there's so many immediate decisions you have to make. One
of the two happiest days of buying a boat, Billy
ed the day you buy it and the day you
get rid of it. And it sounds like that's just
(03:54):
as true for a fishing boat as it is for.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
A Staten Island ferry.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, you know, the original Staten Island ferry mistaken was
the Commodore mister Vanderbilt. Maybe you've heard of him. They
were very rich back in the day. He started a
fairy just like taking people from Staten Island to the
southern tip of Manhattan on his own. A little ferry
(04:20):
boat called charge him like ten cents or something, and
that's how he started to make his fortune. That's interesting.
I love a little history. You know, I am gay
for history. You might say I'm a fairy for history.
Are you really kind of see you that funny? You
should have done that, make a joke about how the
boat and the gay word or the same.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You should have done that.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I should have I don't know what I was thinking,
speaking of history. Say you're a fairier.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't get the reference. I don't understand. Do you guys?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Remember the not to the not too historic news story
about RFK Junior having an inappropriate relationship with a journalist
who wrote a hit piece about him while he was
running for president. Her name was Olivia Nuzzy and her husband,
oh that Nosy. Doesn't you remember this? Her husband left
her because while she was writing a hit piece about
(05:05):
RFK Junior, she was trying to honeypot him by sending
him nude pics or something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's a nice get a little nosy on net.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, we have an update on that story.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Olivia Nuzzi, who allegedly had a sexting affair with RFK Junior,
has written a tell all blindsiding the MAHA leader and
his wife, Cheryl Hines, leaving him in a state of
shock and distress.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
According to Cheryl threatened to scratch her eyes out.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well. Interesting question.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
According to sources, the controversial Secretary of Health and Human
Services and the Curb Your Enthusiasm star could be coming
to a story of it could be getting published very soon.
The former Vanity Fair magazine editor and journalist. He is
about to publish a story. And I guess Bobby and
Cheryl are none too thrilled about it. A bit, Yeah,
(05:48):
Cheryl eventually an empathy.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Don't make them look bad. It made her look like
a hoe.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah it does, Yeah for sure, Yeah, I would agree, Yeah,
it makes her look kind of horrish. Representative for Cheryl
is declined to comment. Bobby Kennedy not commenting on this either.
For some reason, they don't want to talk about how
some white liberal journalist from Washington, DC is going to
write a book about how she used to send nude
pics to Bobby Kennedy while he was running for president.
(06:15):
And you're right, the more you explain it, the more
it makes her sound really bad. Depending on how explosive
her allegations are, they could spell an end to Kennedy's
cabinet post and the Trump administration, according to sources. Oh boy,
I don't know how the sources would know that.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That's a fact, Zach, that's the sources.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, does Donald Trump seem like the kind of guy
who would fire RFK Junior because he was getting nude
pics from a liberal journalist while he was before the
two of them were even aligned with each other.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Not as long as Junior shares. You know, maybe take
a look over his shoulder when he opened that phone up.
Next time, call me up, DJT, get over here. Got
some pictures to show you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, you're onto something. There sad news today for olymp
Biscuit fans. Well, I guess it's been news. New details
come to light following the shocking death of Olympiscuit co
founder and bassist Sam Rivers over the weekend. Rivers passed
away at his house in Florida. He was forty eight.
His death reportedly called he was non response. Oh oh no, yeah,
(07:17):
oh no, no, I think we're playing the wrong thing.
I think you're right instead of playing the very catchy
and I know Billy and I know you do love
uh when I play olympis gut on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You know, I eat it up it boon, eat it
like a biscuit with jelly on it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
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Speaker 3 (08:16):
This limp biscuit is popular again.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
New metal music is having a resurgence, so much so
that the Jenco Gene company is concerned there might be
a shortage on Denham from all the fat pants.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I had no idea, and that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, No, it's very popular right now and right as
new metal, the sound that was popular in the late
nineties is having this resurgence. One of the guys at
the center of the whole thing just fell over and died.
Oh and they don't know why. They said his heart
just stopped beating. Billy Edo Rivers. Cause of death remains unclear.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, nobody could ever figure that out. I don't know, man,
guys are.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Just keeled over. It says here in the report. He
just died suddenly. Huh.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And apparently while it is unclear and attended death is
said to be when a patient dies at home to
the care of an attending physician.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Really sad news here, guys.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Olympus Get announced his death in an emotional Instagram post
over the weekend. They said, our brother, our bandmate, our heartbeat.
Well he's not the heartbeat, he's the bassist. But Sam
Rivers wasn't just our bass player.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He was pure magic, pure magic.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But now he's dead, so that only goes so far,
and it's definitely not Pizier's fault. I was waiting more
to flight recently, and I noticed that the pilot was
a female.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Which I thought was cool. I've never seen a wonder flyplan.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I mean, I didn't actually see your fly the plane
because I caught a different flight.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I will listen to the whole song. Do you think
I don't love Prince?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh? Just a guy that wanted to talk over Willy
Nelson while ago, and now you don't want you talking
huh huh. No, we don't play that game around here.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
On this show.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
We like Willie Nelson and Prince. We like all the
guys with weird names.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Willie is a weird name to you.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Sure, do you know a guy named Willie? I know
several Willies lick Willie, Yeah, Willie Nelson.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Name one more?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Uh, Willie God down the street.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I don't think I know him.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Billy, he has a Willie's automotive.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh you don't go to Willy's No, I don't know.
Should I check it out as it?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well? He's called jeeps willis mmmmm, okay well, I'll allow it,
all right, dude, all right?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Tom Hanks wanted to prove that the subways in New
York were real safe, so he put on a goofy.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Hat and did he did he get killed and a
COVID mask.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
He's not dead, is he?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
There's an he did a photo shoot where he's riding
the train and pretending to be like low key and
a COVID mask.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
So he's he's Tom Hanks. I can ride the train
in New York City, but of course I have to
hide my identity. Yeah, slink under a hat with a
mask on on and nobody will know, and take a
bodyguard with you.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
That's pretty much what he did.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Who do you think took the picture?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Probably the bodyguard, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Probably had a whole team of security with you.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, And that amazing crime is pretty bad right now.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
A Tennis, Tennessee Democrat just admitted that policing Memphis has
read used crime and bad behavior. And I bet our
listeners in Memphis would probably agree. A news reporter cried
while reporting surgeon crime in Memphis.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
She's crying on live TV. Wow, Memphis is tired right now.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
She hadn't slept much.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, it's exhausting, I think so. A drive by shooting
was caught live on air during an interview in Memphis, Tennessee,
a couple of years back.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
My name is Yolanda y O l A N d Ah.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You noticed that she immediately knew what to do.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Is that not the craziest thing you've seen all morning?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
If they were interviewing I don't know, a suburban white
hou's wife out in front of her house and that
started happening, do you think she would have ducked and
covered as quick as that lady.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Bro she was ready. That is absolutely bonkers.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
A game stop was looted, the building was damaged with
a break in or at one point thirty in the morning.
This happened a couple of years back. There's video of
the game stop just destroyed. Mass shooting that the regime
media wouldn't cover. Eight herd in Memphis, nobody arrested. The
Memphis Safe Task Force, organized by Donald Trump, has arrested
twelve hundred people in a little less than a month
(12:20):
three weeks, including one hundred and eighty suspects that were
wanted for dangerous violent crimes. They handed out twenty eight
hundred traffic citations.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Amazingly, always have to point out the fact that these illegals,
who by their very nature of being here makes them
a criminal, have other crimes on their record. It's like,
that's not a big enough crime to be worried about,
but fortunately they've committed a bunch of other crimes besides
just coming across the border.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Just remarkable, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Have you ever looked at Jen Pisasse's has been probably
not right.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I never looked at him.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
His name's Gregory Meetscher. He's one of those guys. He
doesn't have a jawline, but he's got two chins somehow. Amazingly,
You're like, how's that possible? He's one of those guys. Well, anyway,
I guess she doesn't like Usha Vance's husband.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
That'd be the vice president, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I remember she just mays trying to stir up some controversy.
She's trying to get the mad saying something alluding to
something about Jade Vance's wife, like she's what is she
being held captive against her will in this marriage?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Former winehash press secretary and kickboxing wine mom Jen Psassi,
he's up to her usual Shenanigans.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I think the little mentoring candidate, Jadie Vance, wants to
be president more than anything else. I always wonder what's
going on in the mind of his wife, Like okay,
please bring blink four times. Yeah, well come she.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Did this interview like Blankford, like you're being held again.
Who wanted to be president more than Hillary Clinton? Nobody,
nobody in the history of the world wanted it as
bad as Hillary Clinton. But now they'll point to the
other side. Oh, I just wants to be president so bad.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
She went to great lengths during this interview to try
to make Jade Vance look like he's even scarier than
Donald Trump. And that Ushow is being held hostage by JD.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Vance.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And how is he the Manchurian candidate? I think we
all know Barack Obama was the Venturian candidate.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, they all loved JD.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Vance back when he was writing best selling books and
putting a movie together with what's his name, Richie Cunningham. Yeah,
but then as soon as they figured out what it
actually means to be a poor white person from flyover
state America, you're probably not a left leaning douchebag selling.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
He didn't like him anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
That's rude and predictable from the Democrat playbook. If they
didn't do anything to upset anybody, then let's just make
something up.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, imagine that.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's all it takes.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And finally, a picture of a Democrat running for US
Senate in Maine, Graham Platner, has gone viral when it
was revealed he has a tattoo of a Nazi on
his chest. Recently surface video shows main Democrat US Senate
candidate Graham Platner with a chess tattoo of the SS
Totin copp the skull and crossbones emblem used by the
(15:10):
Nazis deaths heads units.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So I think what you meant to say was he
has a Nazi tattoo, not a tattoo of a Nazi.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Well, it's like a Nazi. It's like a skull, like.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
A Nazi would be like a whole person.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You're just saying that because you never read the Captain
America comic books, and that's what actually the red skull
Nazi guy looked like.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You are so right, Thank you for pointing that out
about me.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I'm just here. I'm happy to help you.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I feel bad for you that you didn't know that
you never even read Classic Captain America.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Billy, Can you believe this guy?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Say?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's just pathetic?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
You probably had Barbie Dolls back in the day, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Hey, I didn't like girls then either.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Anyway, Hey John, why don't you take us out?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
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Does that mean we're going away now never to be
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No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
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