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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eight six six.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I love w J. We don't really take calls, but
I mean sometimes we do.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Occasionally from time to time if it seems appropriate, But
so far, no, not this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'll tell you what, while we're doing this next segment,
I'll load the phone software on my screen. If someone
calls and says something interesting, we'll put him on the air.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well, good luck. Or they could always write us an
email and then just sit back and listen and see
if we read it or not. I mean we read it,
but sometimes we don't read it out loud. Yeah, we
do read them all, we just don't meantime it's whis
Khalifa's It's not time, isn't we Whi's Khalifa?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
He's a Trump guy, right?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I'm asking the wrong people here. Uh, Where's Khalifa?
Had a couple of big hits. You'd probably be familiar
with black and Yellow, you.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Know that one can and yoga, which is important if
you're in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh love dead now, Uh, they also
probably love and so Mariwn Rodgers right now, with the
way he acted yesterday getting him Steelers all lined.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Up, isn't it weird? To think this is an old song. Yeah,
well he's old now he's thirty eight. Yeah, this is
from like twenty years ago? How did what happened to
my wife?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Where did it time go? Also, Jonathan Taylor Thomas is
forty four. He was little Randy on Home Improvement with
Tim Allen and now he's forty four years old.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Does it shock you to learn he grew up to
be gay? Not really me neither.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Pink is forty six. Oooh, she ruined the Nugget. You
ruined the Nugget? Well, she went to the Nugget. The
Nugget is our favorite bar in rural Colorado, just north
of Durango.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
She went there. It's a little off the grid, it's
off the beaten path. It's where the locals go. And
when Pink went to the Nugget and ordered the filet
mignon sliders and drank Ska Brewery IPA, I knew that
stuff wouldn't be cool anymore. She took things I liked
and she made them lame. But you still like it?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah? I do. Ye Kennedy, the former MTV VJ libertarian conservative,
is now on Fox News. She is fifty three years
old today.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Isn't she cool? One of the original mtvvjs. A whole
bunch of them are libertarians.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
In back in the nineties, she was voted most hated
VJ by Rolling Stone magazine or the readers, I suppose.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Because she was like a nerdy check or whatever. But
she was friends with Nirvana. If you watch the Nirvana
Live Unplugged session, she's in the crowd calling out song
requests and they're playing them for which I always thought
was cool.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, I always thought so, including this song Lake a Fire.
That's a good one anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Anyway. David Arquette is fifty four. Brooke Burke also fifty four.
Amy Man the lead singer till Tuesday. I don't know
if you remember her not. She's sixty five. I remember
her fine young Cannibals. David Steel sixty five as well.
Bernie Sanders is eighty four. Over the weekend, there were
(03:01):
far too many candles on Network.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Over the weekend, he went out to lunch with Zorhan, Mom, Donnie,
and AOC.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Here's my question, Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
If three socialists go to lunch together, yes, who pays
for lunch?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, you didn't even know you paid for that lunch,
but you probably did.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
By the way. During his little speech over the weekend,
hunchback Bernie, he's getting more and more like you know
Quasi Moto Style, who turned eighty four today. He said,
talking about Mandami and the way things are working out.
This is the future, this is the future of the
Democrat Party.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, he's the fresh young face of the Democrat Party.
And when I say fresh young face, I mean Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Willie Tyler is eighty five ventriloquist who's still with us
and no longer with us. Peter Sellers born in this state.
Pink Panther, you know, Jacques Crista, I mean Jacqula Inspectacluso
Sid Caesar, Old school Comedia.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
They named the salad after him, and the Sasarean section
was also named after him.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh. Co founder of The Grateful Dead, Jerry Ron pig Pin,
mcckernon Mornald this date, is he one of the drummers?
I don't know. He's dead.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh, he's dead. One of the drummers. Always wore like
a dress or a mumo or something. I didn't quite
understand that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But that's the Klein and Jimmy Rodgers, the father of
country music. Awful birthdays for them as well. Let's see,
it is International Literacy Day. Anybody know what that means?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
When you listen to the gravel Dead, doesn't it sound
like they're just playing notes like this is the song,
this is their most favorite song. It's not even catchy.
It's like turettes of musical notes. Just throw anything out there.
See if it sticks.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You're gonna have some eighty year old dudes coming up
here and want to hit you over to here with
our cane if you don't stop messing with the dead.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't care for it either. But one of my lawyers,
a guy named Todd Frankfurt, really smart guy. He thinks
they're great, and I like Todd. He's running as a
judge right now and Houston, I hope he wins, so
I guess I'll give him a pass. Anyway, you were
saying today's National date Nut bread Day and National Waffle
Week Waffle Week. You can't have waffle week. That's too
many waffles.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What if we just got a waffle one day this week,
any old day'd be fine.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, yeah, did you ever get tricked into eating a
protein waffle. You feel like you're gonna have a waffle,
but then it's health food.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah. I've taken a bite of them. It wasn't a trick.
They told me what it was as well. To give
it a shot in the it needed more syrup. Yeah,
they put peanut butter on it instead. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't hate it. But well, this day in history,
who's it brought to you by? It would be low Tigers.
Thank you for supporting our program. And they also support
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Speaker 2 (05:46):
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Speaker 1 (05:56):
Stop sharing stories with you if you keep remembering.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Them and they want you to. I know that today.
In fifteen oh four, Michelangelo's David was unveiled to the public.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Fun fact.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Do you know why? It was created with a small member.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
To make every other man feel more confident about himself?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Funny theory, but no. Back in the day when art
was created that depicted a nude man if he had
large genitals, mister oh they were trying to tell you
that he was stupid. He was ruled by the wrong
body part. If he had small genitals, that meant he
wasn't as focused on sexual provoctivity whenever that he was
more concerned with intellectualism. And that's sort of okay, And
(06:35):
I don't know if I buy that.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But that's a good story.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Today, in sixteen thirty six, the Great and General Court
of Massachusetts established what would become Harvard. Today, in nineteen
twenty one, Margaret Gorman is named the first Miss America.
And today, in eighteen forty three, Eisenhower announced Italy has surrendered.
Take that Italy. That had to be the easiest part
of the war. Do you know how as an Italian?
(07:02):
Do you know how easy it is to get Italians
to give up in a fight.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We don't want to fight. We want to eat pasta
and drink wine. Just serve them a big play to
pasta with salce.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, flirt with right. They don't want to fight you that,
you know that. My buddy Jesse said when he was
losing his hair, he said his hairline was receding faster
than the Italian navy Today. In nineteen fifty seven, Althea
Gibson wins the US Open, first ever black player to
do it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's right? Is it a guy? No as a girl? Yeah? Mainly?
You know, although that girl that won the US Open
this weekend. Uh huh, I'm saying girl is late. Maybe
a question. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Today, in nineteen sixty six, The Man Trap, first episode
of the TV show Star Trek aired. The first episode
is Star Trek was called the Man Trap.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It was canceled in sixty nine. Nice poor thing, oh am.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I just now learning that the first episode of Star
Trek was Why would you need to know? I was
just killing time while I pulled up the song. Today,
in nineteen seventy one, the Kennedy Center opened in Washington,
D C. And Today, in nineteen seventy four, President Charles
Ford pardons for.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Knokser he believed it when he said he wasn't a crouk.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Sure, you know what I've changed how I feel about
Nixon now that Obama did exactly what Nixon did and
nobody cared at all. Now I think Nixon's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Today, in nineteen eighty six, the Oprah Winfrey Show goes national.
I guess that's important for some reason. Today, in twenty twelve,
one of your favorite people, who is your favorite singer
of all time?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Billy had my favorite singer of all time. There's a
lot of goodines out there.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, but we you would agree that you love Elvis right?
Elvis is good.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Today in twenty twelve, a pair of Elvis's soiled underpants
failed to sell it auction. They were trying to get
one hundred k for some dirty underwear. Today, in twenty
twenty two, Queen Elizabeth I dies at age ninety six
and Charles becomes King Charles the third.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And king for three years. What is he accomplished? What
was he done? He got cancer and he even busted
up the family.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
He disowned his son. Yeah, my probably.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Would have disowned him too, though, I mean that heeded
to act. I heard, Oh what's his face? The boy
Prince Harry or Prince Williams going back to England and
his older brother apparently don't want have nothing to do
with him. Ain't that something? Well? I mean is how
families can be? Is it really his brother?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I was at a dinner party this weekend and I
it The topic of the royal family came up for
some reason, and I was surprised that nobody knew that
Prince Harry looks exactly like Princess Diana's riding instructor.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
This blew everyone's mind when I showed them the picture.
You know, it's like, obviously, Prince Harry looks nothing like
King Charles at all. Prince William looks exactly like King Charles.
Prince Harry looks like the dude that was porking his
mom when she was when she was really into equestrian stuff. Right, Yeah,
she was in a horse and pony show. Okay, not
(09:58):
the Tiawana kind. But that's so you were thinking when
I thought that, huh, what does that say about you?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
About me?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
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Speaker 2 (10:33):
This is the Walton and Johnson show. He's Smith, But
this is not Van Morrison's version of the song who
Is It. It's a band called the Shadow of Nights.
They were an obscure one hit wonder and they went
to high school with my mom back in the sixties Italy.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, doesn't it sounds like man? It does?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, it's his song, ye right, And my mom is
having her seventy fifth birthday today, So happy birthday, Mom,
I love you.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You're still doing yeah birthday every year? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, birthday, Dona, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Mom, we love you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
If it wasn't for you.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And this is the song you're playing for she wanted it.
There's a song called Odonna. You'd think that would have
been the one.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I had it cueued up, but I texted her and
I said, if I played a song for you, what
would you like it to be?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And she won this Gloria.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
She asked for this. This was a for her and
her graduating class. It was very exciting that some of
their classmates had a hit song on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
They know them, so this is like their anthem.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
My mom's Yeah, class of nineteen sixty eight or something
like that, and I sure hope she enjoyed it. Yeah,
happy birthday mom?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
All right, did you give her anything?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You get her a present? I did? Well? Was it?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Every year?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I will has she already gotten it, I'll spoil it.
If she hasn't received it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yet, I will venmo money to my sister who lives
back in the suburbs of Chicago near my mom, and
my beautiful sister will go purchase a ticket, a gift,
whatever it may be, and then give it to my
mom and say, this is.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
From Kenny's ault. What did you do this year?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh, you don't have the slightest idea Ulsa will tell
me later today. I don't know. Cute whatever it is. Anyway,
are you familiar with how sometimes when celebrities put books out,
they will reveal a secret about themselves that before the
book comes out, they'll go on the talk shows and
they'll tell people, oh, yeah, I got my book coming out,
(12:23):
and that's when you find out that, you know, I
had a run in with extraterrestrials. Are I used to
be a man or whatever?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Right, Well, Charlie Sheen's got a book out coming out tomorrow,
and you know what, he admitted.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
To having sex or AIDS or what having sex? Yeah,
with men, he had sex with dudes. What that would
explain how he got HIV.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
In his memoir Book of Sheen, which comes out tomorrow,
he drops the information that he started having sex with
men when he was back in the day, when he
was smoking crack.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
That'll do it, And.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
He says, you know, for a while, I would try
to think about it and try to explain it to
myself and rational lives, and at some point I stopped
to analyze it and I just said, you know what,
some of it was weird, some of it was fun,
but life goes on. I'm not sure that helped sell
a book. That's what Charlie said.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I hate to be the one to bring it up,
but you know, you're not going to do well in
life when your normal parent is Denise Richards. Yeah, didn't.
His daughter, she's the stable one. His daughter's beautiful. I
think her name is Sammy. I only know this because
I remember reading about it a while ago, and she
does only fans or something like that. You know, It's like,
all right, well, that dad had dad famously had sex
(13:51):
with prostitutes porn stars, right, and now you're doing porn.
It's almost like, eh, was that kind of inevitable?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Its inevitable?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But well it is probably and it's always Look at this.
I went to our Instagram account. They always use this
term to describe it. They don't call it OnlyFans. Do
you see what it says? Exclusive content?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh, that means naughty bit.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
That means porn. Right, Why don't you just say porn?
Why don't you just well, it's not porn, it's exclusive content.
What kind of content porn? Okay, and your dad's Charlie Sheen.
I guess they shouldn't be too shocked by that. But
how was a Job's a job?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I guess I'm thinking we might be up for a
nice little award now that Tom Hanks has been canceled.
The award has been canceled anyway, what did Tom Hanks do? Well?
West Point was going to honor Tom Hanks for all
he does for the military, even though he didn't go
to West Point. They have an award for people who
(14:50):
have done work on behalf of military veterans. You know,
the movies like Saving Private Ryan Forrest Gump stuff like that.
They're going to give him a an award and a
parade and everything, and now they pull the plug out.
So internal emails said they had to cancel the event
so that the Army can focus on their mission of
(15:12):
getting them cadets ready to fight and win in the
Department of War. But basically they said, it's probably because
he is outwardly evocally not a supporter of President Trump
and just maybe we ought to. So I'm thinking they
(15:35):
got an award for people who are doing stuff on
behalf of veterans and they had nobody to give it to.
And here we are helping out the wheelchairs for warriors
every day, all day long for you know, we don't
do it for the publicity. We don't do it for
the parades. But if they wanted to, I'm just suggesting
(15:55):
here we are.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
You know, the really reason I do charity non private
stuff is because for girls. No, that's some reason you
guys do everything checks it's never that's never worked. If
that's why it's working, keep trying.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
The reason why I walk dogs for Citizens for Animal Protection,
or the reason why we organize a motorcycle ride for
Sunshine Kids or the reason we have comedy shows for
wheelchairs for warriors, because where it really comes down to it,
I know I am a dirt pack.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And someday I'm gonna meet a guy named Saint Peter,
and that's a that's a hard night club to get into.
He's gonna look at money, he's gonna look at the list,
he's gonna like, Wow. You've said some terrible things on
the radio and even worse things on social media.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You think it makes a difference on which day you die,
And if you go up there and a bunch of
Hell's Angels have just died in a horrific mass motorcycle crash,
you might look like the best guy there. You know,
that's nobody. If you died the same day, uh, you
know Billy Graham died, you might have to wait a while.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's an interesting point you make. I don't use anymore
because I had a few bad experiences on it. But well,
one of the things I've noticed is if you if
you swipe left on a whole bunch of ugly girls
and then you get to an average one, she gets
a right swipe.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But would you have swiped right on her if you
saw her first, you know what I mean, that's rude. Well,
but it's but to your point, that's what that is.
If somebody came in here and they're like, what's for
lunch today, and they're like, uh, day old chili, you
wouldn't want it. But if at first they showed you
a cow salad and some kind of pita bread or something,
and then they were like, and.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Then sounds great. Now day old chili looks better right
first of all, dale or two day old chili is
better than the fresh chili? Why because it sat around?
Really yeah, say with spaghetti sauce. I've noticed after Marina
it just sits there, you know, and it just gets better.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
That would explain the morning after pizza, because in that
that's Mari and era on there. Day after pizza is
so good. I feel the same way about fried chicken.
Pizza and fried chicken might be the only two things
I eat regularly. Wear uh like just sitting on the counter.
I didn't finish it last night. I had it for
breakfast the next day, and it's better not cold. No
room temperature, room temperature. But don't get that they think
(18:10):
if it's not hot, it must be cold. No, it's
just room temperature. And that's what cake shouldn't be in
a refrigerator. Ever, you're gonna you try it out? Yeah, yeah, no,
don't do that. No, if you got to put it
in the refrigerator, put it in a big giant ziploc bag.
But then if you do that, where are you gonna
put your weed? Good question, I know it's a it's
a taiale as old as time itself. Who among us
(18:32):
hasn't asked that question?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's the tough choices in life, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
So there's a guy on social media. It's gone viral
after breaking down the different types of women based on
the ice cream that they eat. I did not understand
this when I watched this video, but it's interesting, so
I'll play it for you.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
She keeps hot, she wears nothing but women, and she
is very classy. If your girl eats bean and Jerry's,
she's a stoner hands down Mayfield.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
And if she's even these.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
These two, and that means that she has come from
a spot, a place in her life.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Where she's trying to do better.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I gotta stop it here because he's wrong. And the
audio quality sucks. Yeah, both Hogandaw's doesn't mean she's classy.
Hoganda's is fake classy, you guys know. Haganda's isn't really
a European ice cream thing.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
No, of course not. It doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
It's a made up word. They came up with because
they thought it sounded fancy. What's that ice cream that
Nancy Pelosi filled her refrigerator with?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Don't know. I remember the story, but I'm unfamiliar with
the brand. Is it just for extremely rich people? And
I've never gotten any.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Nancy Pelosi during the pandemic wanted to seem relatable. Here
it is Jenny's or Jerry's. What it's Jenny's. She showed
her a refrigerator, she had two ten thousand dollars refras
She had twenty thousand dollars worth of refrigerator in her kitchen,
which is amazing because most of us have one thousand
dollars worth of refresh And then she showed it the
inside of her freezer was filled with this really expensive
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ice cream that it's like fifteen bucks a pint. Fifteen
bucks a pint during the pandemic when people were out
of work. Yeah, not relatable and anything that's bad. Have
you ever seen Elizabeth Warren drink a beer?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
No Man, No.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Jokers was beer size of a quarter dog. Old Walton
and Johnson Radio Network
Eight six six.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I love w J. We don't really take calls, but
I mean sometimes we do.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Occasionally from time to time if it seems appropriate, But
so far, no, not this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'll tell you what, while we're doing this next segment,
I'll load the phone software on my screen. If someone
calls and says something interesting, we'll put him on the air.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well, good luck. Or they could always write us an
email and then just sit back and listen and see
if we read it or not. I mean we read it,
but sometimes we don't read it out loud. Yeah, we
do read them all, we just don't meantime it's whis
Khalifa's It's not time, isn't we Whi's Khalifa?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
He's a Trump guy, right?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I'm asking the wrong people here. Uh, Where's Khalifa?
Had a couple of big hits. You'd probably be familiar
with black and Yellow, you.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Know that one can and yoga, which is important if
you're in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh love dead now, Uh, they also
probably love and so Mariwn Rodgers right now, with the
way he acted yesterday getting him Steelers all lined.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Up, isn't it weird? To think this is an old song. Yeah,
well he's old now he's thirty eight. Yeah, this is
from like twenty years ago? How did what happened to
my wife?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Where did it time go? Also, Jonathan Taylor Thomas is
forty four. He was little Randy on Home Improvement with
Tim Allen and now he's forty four years old.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Does it shock you to learn he grew up to
be gay? Not really me neither.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Pink is forty six. Oooh, she ruined the Nugget. You
ruined the Nugget? Well, she went to the Nugget. The
Nugget is our favorite bar in rural Colorado, just north
of Durango.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
She went there. It's a little off the grid, it's
off the beaten path. It's where the locals go. And
when Pink went to the Nugget and ordered the filet
mignon sliders and drank Ska Brewery IPA, I knew that
stuff wouldn't be cool anymore. She took things I liked
and she made them lame. But you still like it?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah? I do. Ye Kennedy, the former MTV VJ libertarian conservative,
is now on Fox News. She is fifty three years
old today.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Isn't she cool? One of the original mtvvjs. A whole
bunch of them are libertarians.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
In back in the nineties, she was voted most hated
VJ by Rolling Stone magazine or the readers, I suppose.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Because she was like a nerdy check or whatever. But
she was friends with Nirvana. If you watch the Nirvana
Live Unplugged session, she's in the crowd calling out song
requests and they're playing them for which I always thought
was cool.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, I always thought so, including this song Lake a Fire.
That's a good one anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Anyway. David Arquette is fifty four. Brooke Burke also fifty four.
Amy Man the lead singer till Tuesday. I don't know
if you remember her not. She's sixty five. I remember
her fine young Cannibals. David Steel sixty five as well.
Bernie Sanders is eighty four. Over the weekend, there were
(03:01):
far too many candles on Network.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Over the weekend, he went out to lunch with Zorhan, Mom, Donnie,
and AOC.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Here's my question, Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
If three socialists go to lunch together, yes, who pays
for lunch?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, you didn't even know you paid for that lunch,
but you probably did.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
By the way. During his little speech over the weekend,
hunchback Bernie, he's getting more and more like you know
Quasi Moto Style, who turned eighty four today. He said,
talking about Mandami and the way things are working out.
This is the future, this is the future of the
Democrat Party.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, he's the fresh young face of the Democrat Party.
And when I say fresh young face, I mean Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Willie Tyler is eighty five ventriloquist who's still with us
and no longer with us. Peter Sellers born in this state.
Pink Panther, you know, Jacques Crista, I mean Jacqula Inspectacluso
Sid Caesar, Old school Comedia.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
They named the salad after him, and the Sasarean section
was also named after him.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh. Co founder of The Grateful Dead, Jerry Ron pig Pin,
mcckernon Mornald this date, is he one of the drummers?
I don't know. He's dead.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh, he's dead. One of the drummers. Always wore like
a dress or a mumo or something. I didn't quite
understand that.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But that's the Klein and Jimmy Rodgers, the father of
country music. Awful birthdays for them as well. Let's see,
it is International Literacy Day. Anybody know what that means?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
When you listen to the gravel Dead, doesn't it sound
like they're just playing notes like this is the song,
this is their most favorite song. It's not even catchy.
It's like turettes of musical notes. Just throw anything out there.
See if it sticks.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You're gonna have some eighty year old dudes coming up
here and want to hit you over to here with
our cane if you don't stop messing with the dead.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't care for it either. But one of my lawyers,
a guy named Todd Frankfurt, really smart guy. He thinks
they're great, and I like Todd. He's running as a
judge right now and Houston, I hope he wins, so
I guess I'll give him a pass. Anyway, you were
saying today's National date Nut bread Day and National Waffle
Week Waffle Week. You can't have waffle week. That's too
many waffles.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What if we just got a waffle one day this week,
any old day'd be fine.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, yeah, did you ever get tricked into eating a
protein waffle. You feel like you're gonna have a waffle,
but then it's health food.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah. I've taken a bite of them. It wasn't a trick.
They told me what it was as well. To give
it a shot in the it needed more syrup. Yeah,
they put peanut butter on it instead. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't hate it. But well, this day in history,
who's it brought to you by? It would be low Tigers.
Thank you for supporting our program. And they also support
you if you're a motorcycle rider.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, they support you like a jockstrap supports one of
mister Kenna's states last weekend. Go to law tigers dot
com today called one eight hundred law Tigers if you
get into a motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Stop sharing stories with you if you keep remembering.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Them and they want you to. I know that today.
In fifteen oh four, Michelangelo's David was unveiled to the public.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Fun fact.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Do you know why? It was created with a small member.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
To make every other man feel more confident about himself?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Funny theory, but no. Back in the day when art
was created that depicted a nude man if he had
large genitals, mister oh they were trying to tell you
that he was stupid. He was ruled by the wrong
body part. If he had small genitals, that meant he
wasn't as focused on sexual provoctivity whenever that he was
more concerned with intellectualism. And that's sort of okay, And
(06:35):
I don't know if I buy that.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But that's a good story.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Today, in sixteen thirty six, the Great and General Court
of Massachusetts established what would become Harvard. Today, in nineteen
twenty one, Margaret Gorman is named the first Miss America.
And today, in eighteen forty three, Eisenhower announced Italy has surrendered.
Take that Italy. That had to be the easiest part
of the war. Do you know how as an Italian?
(07:02):
Do you know how easy it is to get Italians
to give up in a fight.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We don't want to fight. We want to eat pasta
and drink wine. Just serve them a big play to
pasta with salce.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, flirt with right. They don't want to fight you that,
you know that. My buddy Jesse said when he was
losing his hair, he said his hairline was receding faster
than the Italian navy Today. In nineteen fifty seven, Althea
Gibson wins the US Open, first ever black player to
do it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's right? Is it a guy? No as a girl? Yeah? Mainly?
You know, although that girl that won the US Open
this weekend. Uh huh, I'm saying girl is late. Maybe
a question. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Today, in nineteen sixty six, The Man Trap, first episode
of the TV show Star Trek aired. The first episode
is Star Trek was called the Man Trap.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It was canceled in sixty nine. Nice poor thing, oh am.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I just now learning that the first episode of Star
Trek was Why would you need to know? I was
just killing time while I pulled up the song. Today,
in nineteen seventy one, the Kennedy Center opened in Washington,
D C. And Today, in nineteen seventy four, President Charles
Ford pardons for.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Knokser he believed it when he said he wasn't a crouk.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Sure, you know what I've changed how I feel about
Nixon now that Obama did exactly what Nixon did and
nobody cared at all. Now I think Nixon's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Today, in nineteen eighty six, the Oprah Winfrey Show goes national.
I guess that's important for some reason. Today, in twenty twelve,
one of your favorite people, who is your favorite singer
of all time?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Billy had my favorite singer of all time. There's a
lot of goodines out there.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, but we you would agree that you love Elvis right?
Elvis is good.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Today in twenty twelve, a pair of Elvis's soiled underpants
failed to sell it auction. They were trying to get
one hundred k for some dirty underwear. Today, in twenty
twenty two, Queen Elizabeth I dies at age ninety six
and Charles becomes King Charles the third.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And king for three years. What is he accomplished? What
was he done? He got cancer and he even busted
up the family.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
He disowned his son. Yeah, my probably.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Would have disowned him too, though, I mean that heeded
to act. I heard, Oh what's his face? The boy
Prince Harry or Prince Williams going back to England and
his older brother apparently don't want have nothing to do
with him. Ain't that something? Well? I mean is how
families can be? Is it really his brother?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I was at a dinner party this weekend and I
it The topic of the royal family came up for
some reason, and I was surprised that nobody knew that
Prince Harry looks exactly like Princess Diana's riding instructor.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
This blew everyone's mind when I showed them the picture.
You know, it's like, obviously, Prince Harry looks nothing like
King Charles at all. Prince William looks exactly like King Charles.
Prince Harry looks like the dude that was porking his
mom when she was when she was really into equestrian stuff. Right, Yeah,
she was in a horse and pony show. Okay, not
(09:58):
the Tiawana kind. But that's so you were thinking when
I thought that, huh, what does that say about you?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
About me?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Cute little dog you've got there, But hold on, in
a previous life, he could have been George Washington, nice cat,
perhaps Annie Oakley And look at him. Why it's Napoleon reincarnation.
What human being was your pet in a previous lifetime?
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(10:25):
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Speaker 2 (10:33):
This is the Walton and Johnson show. He's Smith, But
this is not Van Morrison's version of the song who
Is It. It's a band called the Shadow of Nights.
They were an obscure one hit wonder and they went
to high school with my mom back in the sixties Italy.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, doesn't it sounds like man? It does?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, it's his song, ye right, And my mom is
having her seventy fifth birthday today, So happy birthday, Mom,
I love you.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You're still doing yeah birthday every year? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, birthday, Dona, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Mom, we love you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
If it wasn't for you.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And this is the song you're playing for she wanted it.
There's a song called Odonna. You'd think that would have
been the one.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I had it cueued up, but I texted her and
I said, if I played a song for you, what
would you like it to be?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And she won this Gloria.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
She asked for this. This was a for her and
her graduating class. It was very exciting that some of
their classmates had a hit song on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
They know them, so this is like their anthem.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
My mom's Yeah, class of nineteen sixty eight or something
like that, and I sure hope she enjoyed it. Yeah,
happy birthday mom?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
All right, did you give her anything?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You get her a present? I did? Well? Was it?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Every year?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I will has she already gotten it, I'll spoil it.
If she hasn't received it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yet, I will venmo money to my sister who lives
back in the suburbs of Chicago near my mom, and
my beautiful sister will go purchase a ticket, a gift,
whatever it may be, and then give it to my
mom and say, this is.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
From Kenny's ault. What did you do this year?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh, you don't have the slightest idea Ulsa will tell
me later today. I don't know. Cute whatever it is. Anyway,
are you familiar with how sometimes when celebrities put books out,
they will reveal a secret about themselves that before the
book comes out, they'll go on the talk shows and
they'll tell people, oh, yeah, I got my book coming out,
(12:23):
and that's when you find out that, you know, I
had a run in with extraterrestrials. Are I used to
be a man or whatever?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Right, Well, Charlie Sheen's got a book out coming out tomorrow,
and you know what, he admitted.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
To having sex or AIDS or what having sex? Yeah,
with men, he had sex with dudes. What that would
explain how he got HIV.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
In his memoir Book of Sheen, which comes out tomorrow,
he drops the information that he started having sex with
men when he was back in the day, when he
was smoking crack.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
That'll do it, And.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
He says, you know, for a while, I would try
to think about it and try to explain it to
myself and rational lives, and at some point I stopped
to analyze it and I just said, you know what,
some of it was weird, some of it was fun,
but life goes on. I'm not sure that helped sell
a book. That's what Charlie said.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I hate to be the one to bring it up,
but you know, you're not going to do well in
life when your normal parent is Denise Richards. Yeah, didn't.
His daughter, she's the stable one. His daughter's beautiful. I
think her name is Sammy. I only know this because
I remember reading about it a while ago, and she
does only fans or something like that. You know, It's like,
all right, well, that dad had dad famously had sex
(13:51):
with prostitutes porn stars, right, and now you're doing porn.
It's almost like, eh, was that kind of inevitable?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Its inevitable?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But well it is probably and it's always Look at this.
I went to our Instagram account. They always use this
term to describe it. They don't call it OnlyFans. Do
you see what it says? Exclusive content?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh, that means naughty bit.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
That means porn. Right, Why don't you just say porn?
Why don't you just well, it's not porn, it's exclusive content.
What kind of content porn? Okay, and your dad's Charlie Sheen.
I guess they shouldn't be too shocked by that. But
how was a Job's a job?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I guess I'm thinking we might be up for a
nice little award now that Tom Hanks has been canceled.
The award has been canceled anyway, what did Tom Hanks do? Well?
West Point was going to honor Tom Hanks for all
he does for the military, even though he didn't go
to West Point. They have an award for people who
(14:50):
have done work on behalf of military veterans. You know,
the movies like Saving Private Ryan Forrest Gump stuff like that.
They're going to give him a an award and a
parade and everything, and now they pull the plug out.
So internal emails said they had to cancel the event
so that the Army can focus on their mission of
(15:12):
getting them cadets ready to fight and win in the
Department of War. But basically they said, it's probably because
he is outwardly evocally not a supporter of President Trump
and just maybe we ought to. So I'm thinking they
(15:35):
got an award for people who are doing stuff on
behalf of veterans and they had nobody to give it to.
And here we are helping out the wheelchairs for warriors
every day, all day long for you know, we don't
do it for the publicity. We don't do it for
the parades. But if they wanted to, I'm just suggesting
(15:55):
here we are.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
You know, the really reason I do charity non private
stuff is because for girls. No, that's some reason you
guys do everything checks it's never that's never worked. If
that's why it's working, keep trying.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
The reason why I walk dogs for Citizens for Animal Protection,
or the reason why we organize a motorcycle ride for
Sunshine Kids or the reason we have comedy shows for
wheelchairs for warriors, because where it really comes down to it,
I know I am a dirt pack.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And someday I'm gonna meet a guy named Saint Peter,
and that's a that's a hard night club to get into.
He's gonna look at money, he's gonna look at the list,
he's gonna like, Wow. You've said some terrible things on
the radio and even worse things on social media.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You think it makes a difference on which day you die,
And if you go up there and a bunch of
Hell's Angels have just died in a horrific mass motorcycle crash,
you might look like the best guy there. You know,
that's nobody. If you died the same day, uh, you
know Billy Graham died, you might have to wait a while.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's an interesting point you make. I don't use anymore
because I had a few bad experiences on it. But well,
one of the things I've noticed is if you if
you swipe left on a whole bunch of ugly girls
and then you get to an average one, she gets
a right swipe.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
But would you have swiped right on her if you
saw her first, you know what I mean, that's rude. Well,
but it's but to your point, that's what that is.
If somebody came in here and they're like, what's for
lunch today, and they're like, uh, day old chili, you
wouldn't want it. But if at first they showed you
a cow salad and some kind of pita bread or something,
and then they were like, and.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Then sounds great. Now day old chili looks better right
first of all, dale or two day old chili is
better than the fresh chili? Why because it sat around?
Really yeah, say with spaghetti sauce. I've noticed after Marina
it just sits there, you know, and it just gets better.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
That would explain the morning after pizza, because in that
that's Mari and era on there. Day after pizza is
so good. I feel the same way about fried chicken.
Pizza and fried chicken might be the only two things
I eat regularly. Wear uh like just sitting on the counter.
I didn't finish it last night. I had it for
breakfast the next day, and it's better not cold. No
room temperature, room temperature. But don't get that they think
(18:10):
if it's not hot, it must be cold. No, it's
just room temperature. And that's what cake shouldn't be in
a refrigerator. Ever, you're gonna you try it out? Yeah, yeah, no,
don't do that. No, if you got to put it
in the refrigerator, put it in a big giant ziploc bag.
But then if you do that, where are you gonna
put your weed? Good question, I know it's a it's
a taiale as old as time itself. Who among us
(18:32):
hasn't asked that question?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's the tough choices in life, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
So there's a guy on social media. It's gone viral
after breaking down the different types of women based on
the ice cream that they eat. I did not understand
this when I watched this video, but it's interesting, so
I'll play it for you.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
She keeps hot, she wears nothing but women, and she
is very classy. If your girl eats bean and Jerry's,
she's a stoner hands down Mayfield.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
And if she's even these.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
These two, and that means that she has come from
a spot, a place in her life.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Where she's trying to do better.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I gotta stop it here because he's wrong. And the
audio quality sucks. Yeah, both Hogandaw's doesn't mean she's classy.
Hoganda's is fake classy, you guys know. Haganda's isn't really
a European ice cream thing.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
No, of course not. It doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
It's a made up word. They came up with because
they thought it sounded fancy. What's that ice cream that
Nancy Pelosi filled her refrigerator with?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Don't know. I remember the story, but I'm unfamiliar with
the brand. Is it just for extremely rich people? And
I've never gotten any.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Nancy Pelosi during the pandemic wanted to seem relatable. Here
it is Jenny's or Jerry's. What it's Jenny's. She showed
her a refrigerator, she had two ten thousand dollars refras
She had twenty thousand dollars worth of refrigerator in her kitchen,
which is amazing because most of us have one thousand
dollars worth of refresh And then she showed it the
inside of her freezer was filled with this really expensive
(19:59):
ice cream that it's like fifteen bucks a pint. Fifteen
bucks a pint during the pandemic when people were out
of work. Yeah, not relatable and anything that's bad. Have
you ever seen Elizabeth Warren drink a beer?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
No Man, No.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Jokers was beer size of a quarter dog. Old Walton
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