'Trad Wife' Trend - TUE 8.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you're on the internet today, and I'm sure a
lot of you are, I'm meaning to give it a whirl.
I think maybe I'll try it today. Find your way
over to the Walton Johnson Instagram account, where there are
many funny videos that we have just posted. We're on
the internet, too, isn't it exciting? One of our listeners
is this guy who really hates when you litter. We
think he's one of our listeners. We don't actually know

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the guy. It's this guy on it.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't care for it myself neither, and one of
the biggest litter bugs in the world smokers. Smokers for
some reason do not consider the butt end of their
cigarette to be litter.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, but you ever think about how cool you look
when you're smoking, Not to mention handsome and smart.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
But look how cool it is when you flick the
butt out the window of your car.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I know.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, that's the problem with it. My plan to fix littering.
I mean, it's thirty forty years ago now and nobody
picked up on it. The law should be you get
caught littering, and it was going to be mainly just
for cops. But I think it's probably good for citizens
on patrol too.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh like that movie.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Whatever you get caught littering, get shoved up your butt.
If it's a belly forty years ago, still got the
fire and the buttend of a cigarette that's going right
up pakister. Sometimes it's a beer can or one of
them big jugs of pepsi. It's a terrible I'm sorry,

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bend over here comes justice if.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That was the rule. Do you understand how much the
amount of littering would increase in this country in some
neighborhoods and some of the others the most, I'm told
now you wouldn't believe it. Anyway. If you find your
way over to the wall in johnson Instagram account today,
you'll find a video there of a gentleman who looks
like he's one of our listeners, and he really does
not like littering. In the video, there's some people throwing

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garbage out of their car, so he walks over, he
picks up the garbage and he throws it back into
their car, and then they get out and they try
to fight him. It's a group of them, and what
they learn is that he's bigger than all four of
them collectively, and not scared of them.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I haven't seen the whole video yet, but I've seen
the guy and he he looks like one of them
big Polish guys from the World's Strongest Man competition that
used to be on ESPN.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You ever see that. Sure, yeah, they got all these guys,
you know, from from Poland.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
And then of course there's always like some guy from
from Daneland or wherever Danish people come from, and.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Old thick gas.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know, their ears look like they're probably lift more
than Kenny.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's not called Daneland. You don't know what it is.
I'm sure it's not called dan I'm just pretty sure
it's not. Though, I'm pretty sure isn't it Denmark.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
He's a big old bulkey ball, that's all I'm saying.
He throws trash at these people. They probably should have
stayed in their car, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Anyway. So then there's this other video that was made
with AI and it's so good. It's what Los Angeles
is going to look like in the year twenty fifty.
Spoiler alert, it's Pakistan.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
We're at Los Angeles, Baby in Universal City, at the
iconic Universal Studios. I'm really excited to visit more places
like this Hollywood baby on Hollywood Boulevard walking the legendary
Walk of Fame.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Now, it doesn't sound interesting pointless unless you get the
video with it. So where do we have to go
to look at it? Go to the Walton Johnson Instagram account.
You're gonna love that video. Those videos have both been
shared and watched thousands of times and they're just And
this girl who says she's too hot to get a boyfriend,
a Los Angeles influencer, age twenty four, claims her incredible
beauty has stopped her from finding love because men are

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so intimidated by her looks they're scared to ask her out.
Chime in in the comments section, tell her if you
agree with her. We'd love to know your thoughts on
that more thing. It's just so sad. The ego's going amok,
running a muck it does. Oh, by the.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Way, I know this is going to call some controversy.
We're not here to start the controversy.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
We didn't do this.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
But a ranking by some internet site that ranks things says,
what is the best high school movie of all time? Movie?
Not when you were in school, but set in a
high school?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Faris Spiller's Day Off. The Breakfast Club was number one.
I would have picked that one in my top five
for sure. Definitely number one, though probably a John Hughes movie.
Well about Fast Times at the Hot School Ridgemond High,
that one, it's not bad. Number two. Dazed and Confused cosed, Well,
you love it more than the Breakfast Club. I mean

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maybe I like those are both. I mean, some of
these movies, it's not like they're better or worse. They're
just the greatest movies ever made.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Breakfast Club probably should have been maybe fifth in your
top five.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I would have put it in there, for sure. I
would have picked I think I'm a Ferris Bueler kind
of guy, you know, Breakfast Club. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
After that Rebel without a Cause, which nobody has seen
because from like one hundred years ago, No, that doesn't
belong on the list.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Heathers. Did you see that Heathers was about girls? Don't
they kill somebody? Or I would have assumed that what's
that one that Tina Fey did? Mean girls mean girls?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I would have even twelve.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That feels like it would have in there before Heathers.
I mean, at least nowadays, Heathers didn't get its own
Broadway musical. Mean Girls has been remade and it's got
a Broadway musical, and the original is not even that old.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Probably not going to like this. Ferris Bueller tenth place.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, I would have put it up higher. Yeah, it's
a really good movie. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, you know, Carrie is technically a high school movie.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's a murder film. Yeah, yeah, among other things. Okay,
it's horror. I mean, I'm interested to hear the rest
of the list. Anything else notable on there?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Heather's American Graffiti six.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I guess to who you didn't see? Ron Howard clueless
seventh sixteen Candles is ahead of Ferris Bueller. No, no, no, no,
it's not better. Nobody agrees who made this list. This
it's terrible. I mean, who made this list? What's her name?
Molly whatever?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Bringwald Entertainment Weekly ranking the top fifty.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
They don't know anything. I don't know. They're garbage. They're
not real people. These are aliens occupying human bodies. They
all to just jake with us. We straighten them right out.
North Carolina won't get a direct head from Aaron by
the Beach as well. If you're just waking up and
you're out that way. I saw some video over there.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Now they've got some evacuations going on now for people
in the low lying areas and the beaches and the
coastline and the outer banks they call some of that
stuff over there. Aaron is growing, She's getting to be,
you know, in America, as you get closer to America,
you just start getting fatter. And she's growing into a
pretty big girl as she inches her way slowly but surely,

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it's seven miles an hour towards the coast and then.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Wow, she's like the Olivia Giuliani of Juliana, of the hurricanes.
Who's this the big fat activist that's all over ax,
don't I don't really spend a lot of time on
big fat activists on X for you. I need to
know who she is.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
The problem I'm thinking for the Gulf of America and
the Gulf Coast Oaks that we've broadcast to a lot,
the two disturbances behind Aaron, they look like they're starting
a little bit further south, which means if you track
them the same, but start further south, it's going to
end up further south, which would kind of shoot it

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up in there under Florida.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
That ain't good. Well, we have six thousand new words
in the dictionary today to tell you about, and almost
all of.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Them are just different ways for Democrats to call you
a racist.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
It's a lot of gen Z stuff. And I will
tell you most of these words I don't use. I'll
start with the words I use. Tradwife. Do you know
what tradwife is? You know, tradwife is a new trend. Yeah.
Young conservatives are finding that it's cool to do what
their grandparents did. Husband has a job, wife stays at
home with the kids. That's his trad wife. They're not
very common on the internet. You're led to believe there's

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a lot of trad wives out there. I only know one,
and she's an awesome girl. By the way. This lady,
my friend Josh is life Chanel, beautiful woman. But I
can't think of another tradwife off the top of my head.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't have to be young to be a trad wife.
Otherwise you're just a wife right from your day, from
back in your time.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Let's see skibbitty. Do you know what skibbity is? Uh? Yeah,
it starts the first half of bivity. The word skibbity
divide is defined as a word that can have different
do it ex. Gibbity beaty, No, Billia, that's not what
it is, that's what it means.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
No.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
The word skibbity is defined as a word that has
different meanings, such as cool or bad or no real
meaning or a joke. Delulu is a word that's a
play on delusional. Riz is short for charisma. Uh, these
are very dumb with kriz. Yeah, I didn't get that either.
Is red flag, green flag? Those are common ones now.

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A snack, snackable. That's a word they used to describe
men they want to have sex with. So if some
woman calls you a snack, that's a compliment. Not for me. No,
red pillar, green, blue pail, black pil you're familiar with us. Wait, well,
what's a black pill about? Black pel means that you're
just convinced that the world is terrible and there's nothing
we can do to fix it.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
So once again, black have to be negative all the time.
With the negative.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, guess you're right. I didn't really think about it
that way. M Wow, everything is racist. I'm starting to
rethink my whole life. Yeah, should we meditate upon that.
I don't think there's anything we could do about it.
We might as well just go on with our day, right,
all right, Fine, if you spend your time getting all
fixed up for a party, why go messing yourself up
by getting drunk. Stay sober. It looks better on Stay

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tuned for more. Waltman Johnson. The US government. The US
government is going to partner with Venmo to pay off
the federal debt. If I had thirty seven trillion dollars
to spare, yeah, I'd spend it on ad free Netflix.
I wouldn't get well, of course. Yeah, nobody wants to
see ads. That's yet. Just you know, have to Yeah,
you'll brace yourself.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
All right, I've got a very upsetting, late breaking sports
development to share with you.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Dude. Tell I can't wait to hear. Mister. This sounds groundbreaking.
Bring it down a little bit, I guess. Put your
serious face on. All right.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay, this is gonna hurt, but I'm just gonna have
to tell it like it is, because that's how I do.
That multi part documentary series based on Colin Kaepernick's life
has been canceled.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
No, no, Just weeks before.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I told you that they was doing a multi part
documentary on Colin Kaepernick. It was supposed to be for
esp IN Films, and now they said, oh and Spike
Lee was going direct too.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's how racist they are.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
And then now ESPN and the NFL, one of them
bought the other one and they got a multi billion
dollar deal going on, and all of a sudden, Colin
Kaepernick ain't a story no more so racist.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Just like this. I hate that. Yeah, but we're still
never going to see that Spike Lee thing because I
don't want to watch it. Yeah, no, it's gonna it
doesn't not gonna happen, even if they paid us to
watch it. I still that's just cold blooded. How the
treat to b I know the whole story. There's nothing
you could tell me about the Colin Kaepernick talk about
an over reported thing. The guy hasn't been in sports

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and years. He's still in news stories all the time.
Nothing's happening to him, anything that he can put his
name on.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Suddenly just you know, And it's kind of the point,
I guess, of all the trouble he stirred up. Remember
the story two weeks ago, and maybe that's when they
talked about this documentary series Colin Kaepernick has been married
to that woman that we all thought was just his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
For a couple of years. Now. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
It was the biggest shocking news that anybody'd ever heard.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
And I still don't care. Really, no nobody cares. Hey.
Let me ask you guys a question. If you were
an illegal immigrant, would you apply for a job as
a police officer? Ooh, that sounds smart. Okay, I'm gonna
throw another one here. If you were an illegal immigrant,
would you try to buy a firearm? Well? No, you
can lie on those forms. I mean, the President's on

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sun did it. So. I think he's setting a fine
example for the rest of us. Okay, you can lie,
that doesn't mean you're allowed to You're not supposed to lie.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Some people get away with it for some reason, and
some people don't. I don't think you're the kind to
get away with it.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
We now take you to Maine, a country, a state
we forget exists. Sometimes an illegal immigrant landed a gig
in Maine working as a cop. Turns out he overstayed
his visa. I can't believe they give jobs to foreigners
and police departments.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
They give them commercial drivers' licenses and then they try
to drive down the streets and highways of our fair
country and it don't work out too good.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, and they kill people. But here's where this gets
a little tricky. He also tried to buy a gun.
A judge on Monday granted the voluntary departure. That means
he's going to self deport. The Jamaican national John Luke Evans,
a former reserve police officer with the Old Orchard Beach
Police Apartment, apparently was never supposed to be a cop,
wasn't supposed to get his hands on a firearm. He

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must pay his own way to leave the United States
within a set time. Under the voluntary departure order, Evans
was required to acknowledge his unlawful presence in the US
for go any applications for legal status improve He had
both the intention and financial ability to depart to secure
his voluntary departure, so he's out here one way or
the other. He was arrested July twenty fifth by the

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Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. I can't believe
they did something useful. They never This is like the
first time they've ever done anything use Thank you, folks.
They were informed that he was attempting to buy a
gun and he's an illegal immigrant. He was being held
at the Plymouth County Correctional Facility in Massachusetts, but he
was later transferred to the Wyatt Detention Center in Central Falls,

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Rhode Island. That's where he is now. If I wanted
to visit, Oh, it sounds like he's going to Jamaica.
Now he's going back to his home, Jamaica. Jamaican me illegal, buddy, anyway,
get out of here. You're not supposed to be in
the country.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
So it'skind have a given jobs and licenses to people
that ain't from here. Three folks in Florida was killed
when a trucker attempted to and I don't think they
teach us in trucker school. He's not in America. He
tried to make a U turn in the middle of
the Interstate Freeway really in Trust state. The driver got

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his commercial driver's license in California despite being an illegal alien.
Now I see if Pam Bondi was doing her job
and not just getting on camera talking about her job,
that wouldn't have happened. We need to get this girl
up out from in front of the TV. Makeup, mirror
off of the shows and get out there and do

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some damn work.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Girl. Wow, stop letting these people go around killing us. Yeah,
knock it off. We've had enough kidding murdered. Well, you know, the.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Regular legal citizens were killing each other at an appropriate rate.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
We did not need the assistance. Yeah, we looked into it. It
turns out there was already enough murder. We didn't need
more murder. If anything, we were looking for less murder.
A lot of news stories today about murder, especially some
involving illegal immigrants. Yeah, I know, we're not pam pame law.
Did you go by pame A law? Mexican cops arrested
the son of the late cartel golf cartel boss. Mexican

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authorities arrested this guy paramilitary force known as the Escorpiones.
That's kind of cool, righto. The areth they have nice tattoos. Yeah,
I bet they're cool. The arrest comes at a time
when Mexico's government has been under extreme pressure from Donald
Trump and his administration for not doing enough to fight
drug cartels. The arrest took place over the weekend. State

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police officers in Mexico pulled over a jeep whose driver
was allegedly intoxicated. During the stop, they found a gun
and they arrested the individual, who was later identified as
Ezekiel Tony Tormenta, Junior Cardinias Rivera.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
After the arone the Tormentoro, I got chills, dude, he
has five names.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Ezekiel Tony Tormenta Junior Cardinias Rivera after that's his name.
After the arrest, authorities turn him over to Mexican federal
authorities for further investigation. And that's when they figured out
this guy's look a really big deal in the golf cartel.
He's his leader's son, top leader of the golf cartel,
unleashed reign of terror until he died in twenty ten

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after a six hour shootout with the Mexican Marine. That's
a good catch then, huh. Yeah, he was a good in. Yeah,
you don't throw that one back.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
You asked earlier, who needs Finland? Uh, Well, apparently Tom's
got relatives there or something.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
He's taken up for the Finnish people. Anyway, he said,
without Finland, Russia would just be rubbing right up against Sweden.
Finland's the only thing keeping him. Blonde hot models from
being disfigured by the Russians.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I hate to be the one to bring it up.
What's this guy? What's the emailers? Tom? Tom? I'm about
to drop an atomic size nuclear on you. The figuratively,
of course, Russia, Finland, Sweden, they all have hot blondes.
You're The point you're making doesn't make any sense at all. Okay,
then think about this.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Where are we going to keep all the reindeer if
Finland's not there anymore?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I don't understand the question.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Reindeer They're everywhere and they're horned up. If you'll pardon
the expression.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
That is so stupid, mister Kenneth. Everybody knows reindeer live
at the North Pole. What do Yeah? Aren't you embarrassed?
I am. You know there's a lot of people that
can hear you spreading that ignorance into the microphone.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
I should have fought first before I just blurt Finland.
Blurting can be very hurtful.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I know. I feel bad for you. Frankly, you're never
going to live this one down. Speaking of a Sineloa
cartel operator turned influencer gunned down in Mexico, imagine being
a cartel guy. You're a dangerous criminal in the sineloas.
That's that's what was his name, l Chapo You remember him, yeah,
Carlos Uzman. Well, it turns out almost as financially beneficial

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as being a cartel leader is being a social media influencer.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So that's exactly what this guy did, and that same
thing as a content creator.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Now I love his nickname. Yes, it's the same thing, Billy,
I'll tell you would.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
There's about a bajillion content creators out there now.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
This guy's name is Camello Polo loco Ochoa. Again in
the state of Morales in central Mexico, gunman fired several
shots at him Saturday evening, killed him instantly. By the
time authorities arrived down the scene, he bled out all
over bullet riddled body in his bathroom, wearing the same
clothes he'd worn earlier in the day. He was wearing

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the same thing on one of his live streams earlier
that day. If you ever get shot in the liver,
believe it or not, Billy, and I've never been shot
in the liver, what's it feel like?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Me?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Neither?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
But I know people who say that's a bleeder there, buddy.
Do you you eat liver, right, heil.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, when you're cooking liver, is there more blood involved
than like ribbi or something by.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
The time you get it unless you're like taking it
right out of the animal yourself. It's it's not as
bloody as you might think. But you know, if you
want to pull that liver out, like if you just
go up to Yellowstone, not that you're allowed to anymore,
but back in the day, you could, you know, shoot
a buffalo, call it a bison, because there's you know,
park rangers that'll try to educate you. You cut that buffalo open,

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pull that big liver out, they said, Man, the mountain
men back in the day, hundreds of years ago. Sure,
and the Indians they probably learned it from the Indians.
They hate that liver, still warm and raw, right out
of the belly a beast.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
And that said, you just didn't get no better than that.
The Indians were all vegans or whatever like petage that
was later for ve Ramaswami. Yeah, then they turned into vegans.
Oh yeah, Well, you know what I don't understand about
that story is uh everything, Well, yeah, it did similar,
you know why you told it. I actually think it's
kind of cool though, when you see the videos or
the photos of those dads that take kids hunting and

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then they all eat the heart of the deer after
they rip it out of the carcass.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
And you smear it on their face and everything, you know,
gett to blow them a little bit.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's good for the boy. I wish i'd grown up
with that. I didn't have that in my life. As
a kid in Chicago, we used to just shoot at
each other. You know. Sure now you'd still you know,
blood yourself right, Oh yeah, it's blood all over the place. Well,
you know a lot of bodily fluid. You couldn't say
what you gonna do. Sometimes it wasn't even blood.

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Speaker 1 (20:51):
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