Transgender Fox - WED 6.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, let's review all the things that have changed.
Pizza no longer popular, farts no longer funny to children.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I can't believe it. Twenty twenty six is not turning
out how I thought it would. Yeah, I'm still having
trouble with that whole farts aren't funny thing. I mean,
come on, that's a staple of comed to humor since
the caveman days.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Og looked over at the other guy there and he's like, Eh,
pull finger. It's been funny forever and it will always
be funny.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
It has to be funny. It's a little explosion in
your pants, and it might indicate that some kind of
a mess was made. At the very least, it indicates
maybe you don't have the best dietary habits. It's hilarious,
and you can't really help them. Up here.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Living this week in altitude. We're over eight thousand feet
here and climb a little higher during the rest of
the day. The altitude changes things with your body.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It does.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It changes how you react to alcohol, for sure, I
mean it should different. And it changes things that happened
inside your sinus cavities and your nasal passages. And it
also makes your fart a lot more than sea level.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Which is fine if you have a sense of humor,
unless you're one of these kids nowadays, it doesn't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's sad, all right. The kids don't get a lot
these days. Here's something else that just changed.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I've got I got a report on the fox, belly ed.
I'm glad you're here. I got to tell you hang
on it. We'll let you know.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's coming up. All right, it's coming up. A report
on a big mic. We have a fox here. We
couldn't figure out what its gender was, so we named
it big mic.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Seems appropriate. Yeah, But before we get to that, the
Corporation for Public Project Casting. You're familiar with this, billy,
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting NPR PBS.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, the'll call it NPR, and that doesn't seem to
stand for corporation.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
NPR stands for National Public Radio, PBS stands for Public
Broadcast System, and both of them are part of an
umbrella organization called the Corporation for Public Broadcast.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
In other there's a bunch of crap that I pay
for but don't get to use, don't get nothing out
of No. In fact, we have to compete with them
as a private broadcasting sure makes it.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting is officially alve of dissolved.
It no longer exists, and frankly, I'm here for it.
Let's salt the earth where it once stood. This is
great news. And what's going to do it instead? Nothing? Yeah,
it's one of the great things. It's one of the
actual good things that Doge got done. The fifty eight

(02:28):
year old nonprofit Corporation for Public Broadcasting is no more.
Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana, who doesn't always have the
best voting record, but says funny things on the floor
of the Senate constantly, so he redeems himself. They love
to hear the man talk. Don't you explain perfectly why
it's time to kill this publicly funded and totally unnecessary organization.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I want to give you a few examples of stories
that NPR has published using taxpayer money. Okay, I'll just
read the headlines. First headline in PR News Service Michael
Abanatti quote a profile of the media savvy attorney. They

(03:13):
love Michael Labanatti.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
He's now in prison.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know where Michael Avanatti is.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
No Sorry, he's in jail. They wanted him to run
against Trump. He's a crook, he's a niked.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
But for a while he was a media darling on NPR.
Here's another headline from NPR. Okay, how racism became a
marketing tool for country music?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Can you not tell that to Beyonce?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Tax bears are spending half a billion dollars a year
to pay a local station to buy content that says
country music is racist?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, Morgan Wallen, Sure there's.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Another head line from NPR. Donald Trump's long embrace of
Vladimir Putin. Remember the the Russia Gate?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
And then I'm gonna posit here. There's all boar to this. Yeah,
there's a lot more. He takes his time. Trump puts
sanctions on Russia. If Trump had remained president in twenty twenty,
the nord Stream pipeline would have remained incomplete. If Russia
would not have had the monetary influence to invade Ukraine,
that war never would have happened. Guys, Joe Biden is
the reason that war happened. He took over, he got

(04:36):
rid of the sanctions, made life vastly easier for Putin,
and then pumped a bunch of money into the military
industrial complex. It was great for my stock portfolio, it
was bad for the world.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well, and it's speaking of I like to talk like
he talks after he talks for a while, but he
talks too slow for radio because we could be here
all day just to get him to make a point.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
By the end of an hour. But as a morning
radio show, when you're playing the clips of John Kennedy,
it gives you the opportunity to throw in some quips. O. Sure,
a lot of equips. Equipping is fun.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
But let's not ignore the hard work that Hillary Clinton
put in to Russia. Russia, Russia, don't forget her and
a lot of the people that were working for.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
The intelligence agencies back in those days.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
They were all working hard to make sure you knew
Trump was in bed with Putin.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, but he wasn't. No, of course not no. We
spent three years on that, and then the pandemic happened.
And that's really the only reason why Russia Gate ended.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Any of these prominent democrats, you know, Clinton's Biden, Kamila
what's her face, Maxine Waters, I'll mention her while to go.
I get a chill. I get shivers when I even
think about her. I thought I forgot she was still around. Yeah,
apparently she's still around. And like you said, if you
don't know which side of this whole, venezuela business to

(05:58):
be on. Oh, it's complicated. They said Trump's a crime lord.
He did an illegal invasion. Now, of course, you also
know that Obama took over a bunch of different countries
back in his time, and nobody seemed to ever have
a problem with that. Democrats have done this for a while,
and you know it worked out fine. Nobody said anything,
but Trump does it. It's impeach, impeach, and peach. So

(06:20):
if you're confused, was it a good thing? Was it
a bad thing? Just look whose side you're going to
be on if you say it was a bad thing.
The United Nations doesn't like it, Maxine Waters doesn't like it.
Most of your prominent Democrats that we've talked about before,
they're either saying nothing or they're saying they don't approve.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Of it either.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
And the immediate jump to well, impeachum, you got impeach them.
That's all there is to it, even though other presidents
have done very similar things and nobody said boo about it.
I don't want to be on Maxine Waters or the
UN side, So I think I'll stick with Trump.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
We have to keep the House, we have to keep
the Senate. It is now a midterm year. This is
an important year for elections. It's one of those years
when average people tune out the only people that are real,
politically connected or autistic people like us. We're really into this.
Most people aren't. And you know, remind your neighbors, remind
your friends vote in the primary. If you're not voting

(07:20):
in the primary this spring, don't complain about how all
the candidates are rhinos. In the fall.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Should we get on our bicycles or walking tours of
our neighborhood, go door to door and find out who
people are voting for and threaten them if they don't
plan to vote for Republicans.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I mean, you don't have to threaten them. What maybe
you could bribe them with some cookies or something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, in Venezuela, they're going door to door now finding
any of these you know, Trump supporters in Venezuela who
are happy about getting the door out of there, and
they're threatening them. And it happens here in the United
States too, believe it or not?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Is that a story today? I didn't yeh makes me
question if Venezuelans really want this or not. I have
a friend who's Nigerian and Trump recently, while we were
off for Christmas break, Trump recently dropped some bombs on
isis in Nigeria and I asked my Nigerian friend, what
do Nigerians think about this? He said, well, some Nigerian

(08:17):
Americans like it, but there's a lot of people in
Nigeria who don't like it. And that always makes me
question whether or not we should have helped them. Wait,
so we're blowing up terrorists in your country and you
guys don't want our help.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, also, we're trying to stop the people that are
killing Christians just for being Christians.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And when they say some of the people in Nigeria
are for it, maybe they're not Christian. See that's what
I thought too, So I asked him that question. He said,
there are people in Nigeria who think that it's not ideological,
it's just crime. That yes, there Islamic terrorists, but sometimes
they're just out robbing farmers. They're not doing it in
the name of Allah. And I was like, well, is

(08:56):
that truly? He said, It doesn't matter if it's true.
That's what people think. Okay, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's how the media works over here too. Doesn't matter
if it's true. It's what we want people to think, right,
so they keep lying to our faces every night on TV.
All right, now, let's talking about something a little more important.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
The fox.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
We have a transgender fox who lives in our backyard
named Big Mike. He's not transgender. We just haven't rolled
him over and split the fur so we can find
out if he or she is he or she, So
we just go with the name.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Big Mike.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Got an email here from elderly dumbass. That's that's how
he signs it.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's cool. Yeah, at least he's honest. You know. It's
like a lot of us, he said, fellows.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I live out in the hills near Wemberley, and there
have been several people lately that have been bitten by
some of Big Mike's kinfolks.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Now, foxes, if you didn't know, are generally skittish of folks.
They don't you know. That's not like a cougar or
a wolf or something that's gonna jump out of the
woods and attack you. They generally run and hide, he said.
But over here people have been having to go get
rabies or regimen shots, so just be safe. Don't want

(10:05):
to lose you boys. Thanks for keeping me sane and
laughing as the elderly dummy. So we haven't had any
I didn't see Big Mike last night, and I looked
down at the porch this morning where there's a little
drift of snow, there's no fox prints.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Well, I don't think we left him snacks last night. Yeah,
he loves chicken parmesan, he likes turkey, cold cuts and gee,
and for some reason, he and I are very we're
very good friends. There was somebody that worked here at
the resort that was concerned that I was going to
give the fox rabies, and I was just I was
assaulted by that. Well, but you have to admit it's
a concern. Sure, I get it. You can really tell

(10:42):
who is a morning person and who is not. Today
is Wednesday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network saying this video
is now twelve years old. We were just reminded of
it because we have a pet fox now and how
many fish. Yeah, you're gonna hate this. How many people
do you think have watched this video since how many

(11:04):
years ago? It's been around for about twelve years.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
So I'll say twelve million, a little higher, a four
hundred million.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'll just save you the trouble. It's one point one
billion views. Just off this video to find out what
it's like a sea and say, but it's a song
and it's located in other places on the internet as well.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
What does the fox say? And he don't say ding
ding ding. No, I'm telling you this one doesn't say much.
He's pretty quiet. He's kind of light footed and pretty fast,
you know when you open that door the first time?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
When Winston the dog last month came charging up to
the glass, the big mic was pretty quick to get
off at porch, wouldn't he.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
My date, who I brought up here on the mountain
tells me yesterday she said a fox is a unique
animal because it's part dog, part cat. And at first
I wanted to dismiss that. It's just some stupid thing
that a woman says, but I started to thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
She's kind of right. Fox is kind of a part dog,
part time noticed. I mean, we don't tell them, but
they seem to be a right a lot.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I know, I hate that. Don't tell them. Hopefully they
don't listen to the show or they're going to find
out that we're on to them. Yesterday Trump started talking
about healthcare and Obamacare and something called the Save Act.
The Save Act would be sort of like a bill,
kind of like what we did in Texas or Georgia
to secure elections. They want to do that on a

(12:27):
national level, and it would be a good time for
it right before the elections, right before the midterms, so
a bunch of illegal immigrants don't get to influence the midterms.
Wouldn't that be interesting?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
We would like they want to influence, so the politicians
want them to influence the elections.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Why don't we have voter idass you want to have
voter ID. You want to insist on it every state?
You want to insist on every state. Can you imagine.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
In California they not only don't have voter ID, but
if an official at the voting booths, which they don't
have by the way, because it's all male official, a
voting official even asks somebody for voter ID, So I
would like to see your identification.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Uh, do you come from our country. They put them
in jail for tampering with the election. Isn't that amazing?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
How that's two different definitions of election tampering. You either
be you know, an illegal or not allowed to vote
in whatever state for whatever reason. You go and vote anyway,
or you go and vote multiple times, or you point
out the fact that somebody shouldn't be voting, and then
you're in trouble because that's interferenced too.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
One of the greatest tracks Democrats ever accomplished during our
lifetime was convincing white people that it's racist to ask
for an ID and it obviously it has to do
with getting foreigners who aren't supposed to be here to vote.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
But they've they shade. They said, well, black people don't
have IDs. Do you understand how offensive that is? Of
course black people have IDs. Yeah, And I tell you,
black people don't know how to do this or how
to do that, so we have to do it for them.
And of course that's not true either.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
But I don't know what black people put up with,
be honest with you. Sonny went out on the street
and started asking people white people whether or not they
thought voter id's laws were racist. Then they asked black
people and the results were exactly what you'd expects.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, they're usually pretty racist and they're bad.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I think voter ID laws are a way to perpetuate racism.
You say, would you go as far as those laws
are racist?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Do you think it suppress is doing.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
The Definitely, because they're less likely to have state IDs?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
According to Watt, Yeah, just according to the media. Mainstream
media has taught these people their lies and now they
repeat it because they they were told since they were
young that it was true.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, as it turns out, one group of people that
don't agree with this point are black people. Yeah, you
ever go ask black people if they have an ID?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Wake? We got one sleeping right downstairs, and we'll go
wake them up.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I know he has an idea. Why don't we let
him wake up on his own? Yeah? I'm no really no. Well,
the on the street I asked that question. Do you
carry ID?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I do?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Do you know what anybody any black person doesn't carry IDA?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Everyone that I know has an ID. Why would they
think we.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Don't have ID?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
H that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Why would you say that do you have ID?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You don't have my ID? And my friends have their argy,
So we know what we need to carry around.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Everybody that I know have ID, Like, that's one of
the things you need to walk around with New York with.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Dude, white people, White liberals are so racist. That's so
in an effort to get more people from Central Africa
and Central America and Eastern Europe and the Far East Asia.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
To vote illegally in the United States. You say it
has to do with native born black people. Well, they
have to just throw racism out there because there's no
defense for it. They believe there's so fet you yell
racist at somebody, then whatever they're doing, whatever they're saying,
they got to stop.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Now we know for a fact because we have black friends,
we have black co workers. Matter of fact, mister Rowe,
I believe the last time we had this conversation, he
showed us he has like a half a dozen IDs.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Some aren't though obviously they're not hard to get. Yeah right, yeah, okay,
so there's that. Hey, speaking of do you know what
today is? No, I'm sorry, that's the wrong video. You
know what today is? It's Jay seven? No, it's a
Harlem Globe trotter day. I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, today's National Harlem Globetrotter Day. What are you supposed
to do on an actual Globetrotter day?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Nothing? But on this day in nineteen twenty seven, ninety
eight years ago, ninety nine years ago, the Harlem Globetrotters
played their first game. They didn't play in Harlem until
the nineteen sixties. Apparently that neighborhood wasn't safe.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Enough for a basketball game back right, But when do
you think the Washington Generals became part of it?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I don't know. Do you know, No, I don't know. No,
we'll learn today. We're gonna learn about today. We're gonna
learn about black guys who are really good at doing
tricks with a basketball, but not good enough to play
in the NBA. We're going to explore that part of
our culture today on the show. And sounds like fun. Well,
that's something we offer that other shows don't offer. Well, gah,
we got that going for it.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Because we're not racist. For all of our black listeners
out there who have an ID that if you don't
have one, we can get you on. Yeah, we'll get
you one, no problem.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
What name you want on it? I don't know. Steve
or Chris or something like that. Scott, Okay, all right.
In the meantime, Trump's talking about healthcare. A lot of
talk about Obamacare. Obamacare sucks, but Trump said he wants
healthcare to be cheaper. That's good, right. I mean I
don't when he says this, it sounds a little bit
like something a liberal would say. But hear him out

(17:37):
because even though I don't always like how he sells
an idea, usually I end up liking the idea when
I think I won't.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
What we're doing is the right thing for the country.
We're not Republican or Democrat or we're doing the right
thing for the country. If you look at what we're
trying to solve the healthcare problem, we're trying to get
better healthcare at a lower price.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I mean, that's a good thing, right, It is a
good thing. I like it, I think. So Look, we
pay the most, we get the least of any of
the free countries in the world. Health Care costs more
in the United States than it costs anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Well, it costs us money. It doesn't cost all Americans money.
You know, there's a pretty good percentage of Americans that
don't have to pay for health care. You know why,
because they are illegally because we pay for it. Sure, yeah,
we pay for our own and then we pay for
about seven or eight other people's health care, and that
tends to make it a little pricey.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
People often forget how it works in this country. If
you're sick and you don't have any health insurance but
you really need some help, you go into a hospital
and they are obligated to treat you, whether you can
pay for it or not. Well, that's gonna come in handy.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I heard Johnson canceled all of our medical insurance as
of first of the year. So now we can go
to the hospital anytime we won't and they just have
to treat us.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Right. Well, it turns out if you don't have health insurance,
you get an exorbitant amount of money build to you,
but just don't pay it. Well okay, well you're no.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I mean everybody knows you don't pay those hospital bills
when they come in. Well, if you're here legally, just
keep letting the insurance company keep recycling. You know, the
insurance company. This is how they're set up. This is
why some of them get shot in the back. New
York City because they turn down every claim, and they
have to turn it down like six or seven times.
Then they think you'll go away. But if you're smart,

(19:21):
you won't pay that bill. You'll just keep sending it
back to the insurance company and sooner or later they'll
pay it. Sooner or later they'll take your house. Billy, Well,
that's good because I believe, Oh, homeownership's racist. Home ownership
is a weapon. Oh, a weapon I wasnon that white
people use. As a matter of fact, let me quote
it is. Home ownership is a weapon of white supremacy.

(19:44):
According to people who are running New York City.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Now, wow, that's amazing. These people that have never had
a real job before in their life and generally tend
to be the private school, liberal educated children of very
wealthy people, have a lot of opinions about why the
middle c I shouldn't exist anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
You guys, remember when we learned about the difference between
equity and equality due tell, equity is not equal. Equity
means that you give all of your stuff away to
somebody else who doesn't have anything. It's not an equal opportunity,
it's equity. Well that lady Sea in New York that
you'll have been talking about. Whose mom owns a one

(20:22):
and a half million dollar private home by the way
and probably doesn't want it confiscated.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
The tenants director of New York City just given the
job by mom Donnie the New York City mayor.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
She said, we are transitioning toward a model of shared equity. Oh,
that's scary, scary, bad.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
And and interesting. Now there's always two definitions of everything,
Like we would say equity sounds like communism, equality sounds
like democracy.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
They would say equality is racist, equity is good? Well,
why is equity good?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Less letters? Okay, do you know what day it is? Today?
Is Wednesday, preceded by Thursday, as yours you when you're
still sleep, I'm right away.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
What's on the agenda for today?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I believe you're aware of my Wednesday schedule. You might
have to refresh my mind. Walton M. Johnson