Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well of it when whoever's writing the timeline for this
(00:02):
strange fictional reality that we live in brings back characters
from previous seasons, such as who well Today, on the
anniversary of January sixth, we learned the QAnon Shaman is
running for governor of Arizona.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Dude with the buffalo head hat, that's him.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The guy the QAnon Shaman has thrown his furry hat
into the ring. Oh, that's clever Jake, and Jelly is
his name. He calls the president's administration a corrupt disaster
to oh, this is from a Oh yeah, apparently he
doesn't like Trump despite being pardoned for January six Now
he has a plan to cancel the national debt. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh, he has a plan.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
If there's anyone the Grand Canyon State needs steering the ship,
it's the guy who put on the QAnon Shaman Viking
outfit and stormed the capitol. Although he didn't really did
he not?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Really?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
His name's Jake ANGELI. I thought his name was Jacob
Chansley and I'm right. Apparently he changed his name recently.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
He is looking to parlay his notoriety into a political office.
He's their eight years old. He has decisively rejected Trump
and says he will run for governor of his home
state of Arizona as an independent to fight back against
a system that is at war with its general population
in favor of the super wealthy elite.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Sounds like a guy with too much time on his
hands to me, you know, if he had to have
a full time job and pay for a family and
all that inflation you talked about a minute ago, how
you got to have one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
a year, just for basics, it sounds like he'd be
too busy to be all mouthed and off and complaining
a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So he was a mega guy, but now he's not.
He's abandoned Trump's agenda, eliminating the support he'd get from
mega voters and probably virtually no shot at winning votes
from Democrats because you know, he is the QAnon Shamanuh.
They think he's an insane, dangerous insurrectionist. What what makes
you think you can win this race, QAnon Shaman.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't think he expects to win anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Like a lot of q Andon followers, he has broken
up with Trump because of Jeffrey Epstein and so that's
a thing. There's some audio him talking. I have no
idea if it's clean or not, but maybe we shouldn't
play it on the air without listening to it first.
He seems like the kind of guy who would swear.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh yeah, he definitely does. And speaking of January six,
because it's the five year anniversary from you know, twenty
twenty one, have the anniversary, baby, they still report it
like this. I'm reading this directly off the news line.
Here donald Trump incited a mob to march on the Capitol.
Did he incite the mob to march? No? No, But
(02:27):
that's how they still report it to this day. You
can play the clip of his speech over and over
all you want. It won't change a thing. They still
want to tell you. Mainstream media has a story, They
got a side, and they got to keep telling it
to you because they know the people that believe it
are just big idiots and they'll just keep believing whatever
they tell them.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, I for one think if we are to listen
to anyone, it should be the BBC, who already admitted
they accidentally unintentionally added together audio so it would make
it sound like Trump was that's true, starting the riot,
when he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Now did he win a lawsuit over that or did
they just admit it on their own?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
He threatened to see them and they said, well, you
can't sue us, but we do admit we did the
wrong thing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
They did after. It's like the bank robber that brings
the money back and says, Okay, you caught me, I'd
like to give the money back. Doesn't work that way,
does it. One of my favorite bloggers is named Harambe. Harambe.
That's that the gorilla in the zoo too.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
This guy names himself after and he just published an
article that I find pretty funny. Read this list of
how boomers are low key offending gen Z all the time,
And as someone who's neither gen Z or a Boomer,
I find this to be a little funny. I gotta say, what,
we've been misunderstanding that the boomer ethos this whole time?
What if the what if the boomers are just engaged
(03:47):
in a low key, understated flame war with the younger generation.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm not sure what all this means, but yeah, I'm
with you, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
They published this list seven phrases boomers use his praise
that gen Z automatically in terms is criticism. One of
them is amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You can't tell people they're amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Apparently that offends young people. I'm not sure whether to
laugh at this or I absolutely couldn't pass up the
opportunity to read this list. We all know the old
folks have always had a way of cutting you to
the bone with a casual remark.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is amazing, kind of like bless your heart. They look
at it that way. I guess I did not think
so up until today. I kind of get this one.
Another thing on the list. You're so articulate.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Boomers evidently say this when they're genuinely impressed by someone's
communication skills, usually a person of color.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh, I see, and didn't they say that about Barack
Obama before he was president. They did, Democrats that you
clean up quite nicely. Oh, that's an insult. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We see how gen Z dresses, and a lot of
the time they look like the homeless woman from home alone.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
To the pigeon lady, you make just a little bit
of an effort, though, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, how about this one. You're so tech savvy for
a generation that essentially lives on their phones. You'd think
gen Z would love to be called techt out. You don't,
but apparently that offends them. Huh, here's everybody knows. If
you've got tech problems, you go get a kid. I'm
in a chat group with a bunch of members, young
people in the media, in our back in our city
(05:13):
where we're our flagship station's at and if you use
any of these phrases, it upsets them. You're mature for
your age. You're not like other gen Zers. Back in
my day, we would have been grateful for this, good
for you. All those phrases offend and upset them.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Ungrateful little twitts good skiing down below us pulling a wheelie.
I saw that too on ski He's doing a wheelie
on skis, and he wrote it for quite a while.
It wasn't like he just kind of reared up and
fell back down. He reared up on the back of
his skis and just sailed along down the mountain like that.
(05:47):
But he had the front of his skis pointed way
up in the air. That's a wheelie.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It looked like it defied physics. Like the first time
you ever saw Michael Jackson do the moonwalk.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, Now, when you got off the lift and you
got your skis back on the snow, did you try
and do it? I tried it all day? Yeah? Did
you ever get even close?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I had to sleep on my right side last night
because my left side was too sore from trying to
do that.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's that's that's what works. Well. Yeah, it's a good
thing you didn't shout out to him. Wow, that's amazing,
because he would have been really.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Mad unless he was a boomer, and then he would
have been complimented.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We don't know. He had skegeer on him. Billy. And
do you know where Morristown, Tennessee? Is you ever heard
of that? I've heard of it. I no, No, I've
never been either.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
The owners of the Trade Center music Shop, I mean Morristown, Tennessee,
were in for quite a shock when they opened the
door on Sunday morning to find the place was a mess.
They said that that their shop looked like a hotel
room that was visited by Keith Richards in his heyday.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Was it a no? There were broken musical instruments.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Everywhere, trash stuff all over the place, and at the
center of the chaos was cinnamon capuchin.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The monkey a monkey, Yeah, that's okay. I was thinking
about that drunk raccoon, remember that one right before Christmas
that they caught that tore up a store, a liquor store,
and passed out in the bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
The monkey came into the trade center of music shop
in the middle of the night through a small pet door,
and he made himself at home. The store called animal
control to come and collect the monkey and find its owners,
but the little rolling stone was too smart for them.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He escaped during the visit. It's cute. There's photos of him.
It's really funny. The monkeys.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Funny monkey got loose and destroyed a guitar shop. Is
he wearing a diaper by any chance?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, he's not wearing anything. Doesn't look like it. Yeah,
I know you like to see monkeys in human clothes.
They were at least a diaper, but not in this one. No.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Anyway, he's on the loose now, so they don't know where.
They couldn't capture him. So if you're the owner of
a cinnamon capuchin monkey, I guess is that the breed.
Apparently the owners of this music shop would like.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
To have a word with you. But okay, anyway, I
for one, get him one to shock collars man. It
was fun.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I love going to a music shop in a small
town because you always find weird stuff in there that
nobody in that small town wanted to buy. But it's
valuable and rare, and if it was in a music
shop in a big city, it would have gotten sold
within a week.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
And do you often buy it when you often see it?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Depends if i'm could you know how I'm traveling, if
I got room in my bag. But I do have
a bad habit of buying music equipment that I don't need.
Do you mean synthesizers among other things? How many of
u up to now?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Dozens? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
At dozens? Dozens? Yeah? Well, Billy had how many guns
do you own? None of your business exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have a friend who's single. She's gorgeous, and she's
got a feisty personality too, So she's not jolly or sassy,
not like a jolly sassy opera singer. You know, she's
a professional softball player, oo catcher or infield. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
This is what it sounds like if you fall asleep
at the beach doing acid I'll take your word for that. Yeah,
I never play that song again. That was the sorry.
We were eating talk and signing up for skiing and
we watch, there we go. That's the bumper music we needed.
That's what you've been looking for all morning long.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And greetings kids, thanks for joining us today. We're back.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We're the Walton Johnson Show. And it was black Monday
yesterday in the NFL as a number of coaches got
a acted.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Did they not? They got axed? Does that mean something
different in New Orleans than next They didn't get asked
a question, They got axed to leave.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, here are some of the highlights from the getting
fired ceremony. The fans really let them have it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
The Las Vegas Raiders fire head coach Pete Carroll, the
Cleveland Browns fire head coach Kevin Stephenski, the Atlanta Falcons
fire Raheem Morris, The Arizona Cardinals fired Jonathan Gannon. You suck.
The New York Giants fired Brian Dabble, and the Tennessee
(09:57):
Titans fired Brian Callahan.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well that's a lot of fun, Okay. Yeah, it doesn't
make it sound like it was the draft, but it
was firing. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yesterday we talked about
Mickey Rourke and somebody starting to gofund me for him
because he was, you know, about to get kicked out
of his apartment because he hadn't paid the rent. Mickey
would like you to know he had nothing to do
(10:24):
with that, and he said, if I needed money, I
would not ask for no effing charity. I had rather
stick a gun up my ass and pull the trigger.
He seems, you know, pretty fired up about this. Said,
my life is very simple and I wouldn't go to
outside sources like that. I don't even know if he
would know how to start a GoFundMe a page. Anyway,
(10:45):
it's harder than it looks. He has urged the fans
who've donated, and by the way, they're up to one
hundred thousand dollars as of last night. He has his
fans who dominated to that to try to get their
money back. Well, if they don't need the money, if
he doesn't mean it, I think he needs it, but
I guess he is. He didn't just come right out
and say he's not taking it, but he did say
(11:06):
he wasn't responsible for starting it. You know what we
have here.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
In this cabin that I haven't had in a while.
Regular cable, like change the channel's cable. Yeah, And last
night in my room, I was just flipping through the
channels like I did back in the day, second day,
where you know the kind of thing where you watch
a show until the commercials start, and then you just
switch to whatever the next show is it's interesting, and
watch that till the commercials start.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Sometimes you can sit there for an hour and not
see a show. You can just flip channels, give it
ten seconds or five minutes, and then you move on.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
So I was doing that last night, flipping around, and
I must have seen Mickey Rourke three times.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
He's starting to look like a lady. How is it
like an old lady?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
How is it this guy's in all these movies and
TV showing out of any money?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's what they say, got nothing? If well, the story
is true that he hasn't paid his rent. It looks
like he hasn't paid it since about April of last year. Yeah,
that's sure. How you get this stay there that long
if you don't pay your rent.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, if you enjoy watching things on TV, particularly the
TV show Stranger Things, there's a fan theory that another
episode is coming out tomorrow even though the show already ended.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh boy, that's excitement.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
No, no spoiler here, but when Stranger Things ends, David
Bowie's song Heroes plays, Sorry to root it for you,
but it's just not really anything to do with the plot.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's just a song anything, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But now fans think another episode is coming out tomorrow
based on their own conformity Gate theory.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Good boy.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
One example they gave is that What's It board gamers
are in the background of some final scenes, and mister
What's It is what the kidnapped kids call him? Do
you understand any of what I just saw a bit?
I didn't understand it either, But apparently this is really interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It's important to the fans of Stranger Things. Sure. Now,
when you talk about shows that you like, there are
people out there who have never seen it and have
no idea what you're talking about either. And a lot
of those shows are shows that we have discussed here
because we like the same kind of thing. Yeah, like Landman,
for example. A lot of you may not have seen
the most recent Landman episode yet, but we most of
(13:11):
us here at the Skihouse watched last night, and there
was some interesting things taking place there. But with the
you know, Billy Bob's father TL Sam Elliott on the show,
that was kind of interesting. Oh and the gambling thing
the roulette. Can't get into it, but it may have
been based on an actual event that took place in
(13:33):
Monte Carlo. I think on one hundred years ago.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I can't wait to get caught up. I got a
couple episodes. I still need to watch them a little behind.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
H you should get caught up because you know well,
I aboult have to spoil it for.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You if you don't all this because I spoiled the
ending to Avengers six years ago, a year after the
movie came out. I explained on this radio show that
Iron Man dies at the end of the movie. And
that was in twenty nineteen. And the movie didn't even
come out in twenty ninety. Came out in twenty seven,
seventeen or twenty eighteen. And now it's been how many years,
and after all years, still ruining it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I still get accused of ruining the ending of things.
It's still not as bad as when John Walton let
us all know that Yoda could fly before any of
the rest of us could go see the movie. Yeah,
but he is the force. Of course he could fly.
We didn't know he could fly. Yoda was a little
squatty thing. He just kind of hopped around. Luke had
to actually help him get up on a rock at
some point or another, not Iraq the country, you know,
(14:25):
like a boulder. But then turns out he was letting
Luke help him do all that stuff. Of Course Luke
didn't know he could fly either.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, but they lifted a spaceship out out of the swamp.
Don't you think they could lift themselves up to it?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Is a good question. Can you use the force to
levitate yourself? Well that's what he did. Did he levitate himself? No,
but when he started flying, he did.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
But to your point, why did Luke have to help
pick him up and carry him around? Maybe that was
just part of the training.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
All right, I'm not really into Pokemon. I couldn't tell
you anything about it. It became popular after I was
old enough to care, and I never had a kid
that was into it. So this news story that makes
sense to me. But a bunch of thieves stole three
hundred thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards, you.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Know, three hundred thousand dollars worth according to who. Well,
it's worth what people will pay for it, Billie. Yeah,
like trading cards, baseball football cards, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Here's where this gets a little odd. It wasn't It
was in not one but two separate robberies in Los
Angeles on Sunday. They used a chainsaw. There's footage of
I think I've been to the Strip mall that's in
the picture that sports cards in Simi Valley. I feel
like I've been here before. There's a photo of it. Anyway,
uh rare Pokemon cards. Yeah, but it's a very specific
(15:43):
I don't know, maybe a lot of them look like
that in La Miller, said the guy that owns the shop.
He'd been hit twice by robberies since he opened the
store a little over two years ago. In April twenty
twenty five, thieves made off with ten thousand dollars worth.
It's the merchandise this time, even more.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Than if you don't like the value of them cards. Also,
don't forget the comic book so worth like a million dollars.
Who says, well, someone that'll pay this, right? Somebody said
it's worth a million dollars. And then somebody gave him
a million dollars for it.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
They said, see see, because I wouldn't pay all that
money for what's it called, mister Kenneth A Hermes bag?
Air mais, Yeah, I wouldn't pay all that money for
a Cardier diamond.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
What about a burkin though? You definitely want to pay
that for the burkin? Right you mean like a wig
for your pubic area?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, no, that's a murkin. I don't know what a
birkin bag? Oh is that like for the back or what?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh? Lord? Oh? And where is your back here? Now?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I got it waxed off before I went to burning. Man,
it really hurt too.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Did you save it? No, they just took it off.
They take it off of you, and that's the end
of it. I'll take like, pull it off with a
big chunk of duct tape or something and then you
could save that.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I never did anything like that before, and I'll definitely
never do it again, but I will tell you it
was an experience. As for this guy who owned the
card shop, a lot of people asked him why he
wasn't protecting his card shop better. After the first robbery.
Apparently he was using all his time and energy to
protect his virginity.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, that'll do it. It's still one of the biggest
moments in radio history this many years. Wow, the power
of radio. Wolton and Johnson
Well of it when whoever's writing the timeline for this
(00:02):
strange fictional reality that we live in brings back characters
from previous seasons, such as who well Today, on the
anniversary of January sixth, we learned the QAnon Shaman is
running for governor of Arizona.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Dude with the buffalo head hat, that's him.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The guy the QAnon Shaman has thrown his furry hat
into the ring. Oh, that's clever Jake, and Jelly is
his name. He calls the president's administration a corrupt disaster
to oh, this is from a Oh yeah, apparently he
doesn't like Trump despite being pardoned for January six Now
he has a plan to cancel the national debt. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh, he has a plan.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
If there's anyone the Grand Canyon State needs steering the ship,
it's the guy who put on the QAnon Shaman Viking
outfit and stormed the capitol. Although he didn't really did
he not?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Really?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
His name's Jake ANGELI. I thought his name was Jacob
Chansley and I'm right. Apparently he changed his name recently.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
He is looking to parlay his notoriety into a political office.
He's their eight years old. He has decisively rejected Trump
and says he will run for governor of his home
state of Arizona as an independent to fight back against
a system that is at war with its general population
in favor of the super wealthy elite.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Sounds like a guy with too much time on his
hands to me, you know, if he had to have
a full time job and pay for a family and
all that inflation you talked about a minute ago, how
you got to have one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
a year, just for basics, it sounds like he'd be
too busy to be all mouthed and off and complaining
a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So he was a mega guy, but now he's not.
He's abandoned Trump's agenda, eliminating the support he'd get from
mega voters and probably virtually no shot at winning votes
from Democrats because you know, he is the QAnon Shamanuh.
They think he's an insane, dangerous insurrectionist. What what makes
you think you can win this race, QAnon Shaman.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't think he expects to win anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Like a lot of q Andon followers, he has broken
up with Trump because of Jeffrey Epstein and so that's
a thing. There's some audio him talking. I have no
idea if it's clean or not, but maybe we shouldn't
play it on the air without listening to it first.
He seems like the kind of guy who would swear.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh yeah, he definitely does. And speaking of January six,
because it's the five year anniversary from you know, twenty
twenty one, have the anniversary, baby, they still report it
like this. I'm reading this directly off the news line.
Here donald Trump incited a mob to march on the Capitol.
Did he incite the mob to march? No? No, But
(02:27):
that's how they still report it to this day. You
can play the clip of his speech over and over
all you want. It won't change a thing. They still
want to tell you. Mainstream media has a story, They
got a side, and they got to keep telling it
to you because they know the people that believe it
are just big idiots and they'll just keep believing whatever
they tell them.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, I for one think if we are to listen
to anyone, it should be the BBC, who already admitted
they accidentally unintentionally added together audio so it would make
it sound like Trump was that's true, starting the riot,
when he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Now did he win a lawsuit over that or did
they just admit it on their own?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
He threatened to see them and they said, well, you
can't sue us, but we do admit we did the
wrong thing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
They did after. It's like the bank robber that brings
the money back and says, Okay, you caught me, I'd
like to give the money back. Doesn't work that way,
does it. One of my favorite bloggers is named Harambe. Harambe.
That's that the gorilla in the zoo too.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
This guy names himself after and he just published an
article that I find pretty funny. Read this list of
how boomers are low key offending gen Z all the time,
And as someone who's neither gen Z or a Boomer,
I find this to be a little funny. I gotta say, what,
we've been misunderstanding that the boomer ethos this whole time?
What if the what if the boomers are just engaged
(03:47):
in a low key, understated flame war with the younger generation.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm not sure what all this means, but yeah, I'm
with you, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
They published this list seven phrases boomers use his praise
that gen Z automatically in terms is criticism. One of
them is amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You can't tell people they're amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Apparently that offends young people. I'm not sure whether to
laugh at this or I absolutely couldn't pass up the
opportunity to read this list. We all know the old
folks have always had a way of cutting you to
the bone with a casual remark.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is amazing, kind of like bless your heart. They look
at it that way. I guess I did not think
so up until today. I kind of get this one.
Another thing on the list. You're so articulate.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Boomers evidently say this when they're genuinely impressed by someone's
communication skills, usually a person of color.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh, I see, and didn't they say that about Barack
Obama before he was president. They did, Democrats that you
clean up quite nicely. Oh, that's an insult. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We see how gen Z dresses, and a lot of
the time they look like the homeless woman from home alone.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
To the pigeon lady, you make just a little bit
of an effort, though, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, how about this one. You're so tech savvy for
a generation that essentially lives on their phones. You'd think
gen Z would love to be called techt out. You don't,
but apparently that offends them. Huh, here's everybody knows. If
you've got tech problems, you go get a kid. I'm
in a chat group with a bunch of members, young
people in the media, in our back in our city
(05:13):
where we're our flagship station's at and if you use
any of these phrases, it upsets them. You're mature for
your age. You're not like other gen Zers. Back in
my day, we would have been grateful for this, good
for you. All those phrases offend and upset them.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Ungrateful little twitts good skiing down below us pulling a wheelie.
I saw that too on ski He's doing a wheelie
on skis, and he wrote it for quite a while.
It wasn't like he just kind of reared up and
fell back down. He reared up on the back of
his skis and just sailed along down the mountain like that.
(05:47):
But he had the front of his skis pointed way
up in the air. That's a wheelie.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It looked like it defied physics. Like the first time
you ever saw Michael Jackson do the moonwalk.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, Now, when you got off the lift and you
got your skis back on the snow, did you try
and do it? I tried it all day? Yeah? Did
you ever get even close?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I had to sleep on my right side last night
because my left side was too sore from trying to
do that.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's that's that's what works. Well. Yeah, it's a good
thing you didn't shout out to him. Wow, that's amazing,
because he would have been really.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Mad unless he was a boomer, and then he would
have been complimented.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We don't know. He had skegeer on him. Billy. And
do you know where Morristown, Tennessee? Is you ever heard
of that? I've heard of it. I no, No, I've
never been either.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
The owners of the Trade Center music Shop, I mean Morristown, Tennessee,
were in for quite a shock when they opened the
door on Sunday morning to find the place was a mess.
They said that that their shop looked like a hotel
room that was visited by Keith Richards in his heyday.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Was it a no? There were broken musical instruments.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Everywhere, trash stuff all over the place, and at the
center of the chaos was cinnamon capuchin.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The monkey a monkey, Yeah, that's okay. I was thinking
about that drunk raccoon, remember that one right before Christmas
that they caught that tore up a store, a liquor store,
and passed out in the bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
The monkey came into the trade center of music shop
in the middle of the night through a small pet door,
and he made himself at home. The store called animal
control to come and collect the monkey and find its owners,
but the little rolling stone was too smart for them.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He escaped during the visit. It's cute. There's photos of him.
It's really funny. The monkeys.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Funny monkey got loose and destroyed a guitar shop. Is
he wearing a diaper by any chance?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, he's not wearing anything. Doesn't look like it. Yeah,
I know you like to see monkeys in human clothes.
They were at least a diaper, but not in this one. No.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Anyway, he's on the loose now, so they don't know where.
They couldn't capture him. So if you're the owner of
a cinnamon capuchin monkey, I guess is that the breed.
Apparently the owners of this music shop would like.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
To have a word with you. But okay, anyway, I
for one, get him one to shock collars man. It
was fun.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I love going to a music shop in a small
town because you always find weird stuff in there that
nobody in that small town wanted to buy. But it's
valuable and rare, and if it was in a music
shop in a big city, it would have gotten sold
within a week.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
And do you often buy it when you often see it?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Depends if i'm could you know how I'm traveling, if
I got room in my bag. But I do have
a bad habit of buying music equipment that I don't need.
Do you mean synthesizers among other things? How many of
u up to now?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Dozens? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
At dozens? Dozens? Yeah? Well, Billy had how many guns
do you own? None of your business exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have a friend who's single. She's gorgeous, and she's
got a feisty personality too, So she's not jolly or sassy,
not like a jolly sassy opera singer. You know, she's
a professional softball player, oo catcher or infield. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
This is what it sounds like if you fall asleep
at the beach doing acid I'll take your word for that. Yeah,
I never play that song again. That was the sorry.
We were eating talk and signing up for skiing and
we watch, there we go. That's the bumper music we needed.
That's what you've been looking for all morning long.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And greetings kids, thanks for joining us today. We're back.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We're the Walton Johnson Show. And it was black Monday
yesterday in the NFL as a number of coaches got
a acted.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Did they not? They got axed? Does that mean something
different in New Orleans than next They didn't get asked
a question, They got axed to leave.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, here are some of the highlights from the getting
fired ceremony. The fans really let them have it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
The Las Vegas Raiders fire head coach Pete Carroll, the
Cleveland Browns fire head coach Kevin Stephenski, the Atlanta Falcons
fire Raheem Morris, The Arizona Cardinals fired Jonathan Gannon. You suck.
The New York Giants fired Brian Dabble, and the Tennessee
(09:57):
Titans fired Brian Callahan.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well that's a lot of fun, Okay. Yeah, it doesn't
make it sound like it was the draft, but it
was firing. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yesterday we talked about
Mickey Rourke and somebody starting to gofund me for him
because he was, you know, about to get kicked out
of his apartment because he hadn't paid the rent. Mickey
would like you to know he had nothing to do
(10:24):
with that, and he said, if I needed money, I
would not ask for no effing charity. I had rather
stick a gun up my ass and pull the trigger.
He seems, you know, pretty fired up about this. Said,
my life is very simple and I wouldn't go to
outside sources like that. I don't even know if he
would know how to start a GoFundMe a page. Anyway,
(10:45):
it's harder than it looks. He has urged the fans
who've donated, and by the way, they're up to one
hundred thousand dollars as of last night. He has his
fans who dominated to that to try to get their
money back. Well, if they don't need the money, if
he doesn't mean it, I think he needs it, but
I guess he is. He didn't just come right out
and say he's not taking it, but he did say
(11:06):
he wasn't responsible for starting it. You know what we
have here.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
In this cabin that I haven't had in a while.
Regular cable, like change the channel's cable. Yeah, And last
night in my room, I was just flipping through the
channels like I did back in the day, second day,
where you know the kind of thing where you watch
a show until the commercials start, and then you just
switch to whatever the next show is it's interesting, and
watch that till the commercials start.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Sometimes you can sit there for an hour and not
see a show. You can just flip channels, give it
ten seconds or five minutes, and then you move on.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
So I was doing that last night, flipping around, and
I must have seen Mickey Rourke three times.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
He's starting to look like a lady. How is it
like an old lady?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
How is it this guy's in all these movies and
TV showing out of any money?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's what they say, got nothing? If well, the story
is true that he hasn't paid his rent. It looks
like he hasn't paid it since about April of last year. Yeah,
that's sure. How you get this stay there that long
if you don't pay your rent.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, if you enjoy watching things on TV, particularly the
TV show Stranger Things, there's a fan theory that another
episode is coming out tomorrow even though the show already ended.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh boy, that's excitement.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
No, no spoiler here, but when Stranger Things ends, David
Bowie's song Heroes plays, Sorry to root it for you,
but it's just not really anything to do with the plot.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's just a song anything, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But now fans think another episode is coming out tomorrow
based on their own conformity Gate theory.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Good boy.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
One example they gave is that What's It board gamers
are in the background of some final scenes, and mister
What's It is what the kidnapped kids call him? Do
you understand any of what I just saw a bit?
I didn't understand it either, But apparently this is really interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It's important to the fans of Stranger Things. Sure. Now,
when you talk about shows that you like, there are
people out there who have never seen it and have
no idea what you're talking about either. And a lot
of those shows are shows that we have discussed here
because we like the same kind of thing. Yeah, like Landman,
for example. A lot of you may not have seen
the most recent Landman episode yet, but we most of
(13:11):
us here at the Skihouse watched last night, and there
was some interesting things taking place there. But with the
you know, Billy Bob's father TL Sam Elliott on the show,
that was kind of interesting. Oh and the gambling thing
the roulette. Can't get into it, but it may have
been based on an actual event that took place in
(13:33):
Monte Carlo. I think on one hundred years ago.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I can't wait to get caught up. I got a
couple episodes. I still need to watch them a little behind.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
H you should get caught up because you know well,
I aboult have to spoil it for.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You if you don't all this because I spoiled the
ending to Avengers six years ago, a year after the
movie came out. I explained on this radio show that
Iron Man dies at the end of the movie. And
that was in twenty nineteen. And the movie didn't even
come out in twenty ninety. Came out in twenty seven,
seventeen or twenty eighteen. And now it's been how many years,
and after all years, still ruining it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I still get accused of ruining the ending of things.
It's still not as bad as when John Walton let
us all know that Yoda could fly before any of
the rest of us could go see the movie. Yeah,
but he is the force. Of course he could fly.
We didn't know he could fly. Yoda was a little
squatty thing. He just kind of hopped around. Luke had
to actually help him get up on a rock at
some point or another, not Iraq the country, you know,
(14:25):
like a boulder. But then turns out he was letting
Luke help him do all that stuff. Of Course Luke
didn't know he could fly either.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, but they lifted a spaceship out out of the swamp.
Don't you think they could lift themselves up to it?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Is a good question. Can you use the force to
levitate yourself? Well that's what he did. Did he levitate himself? No,
but when he started flying, he did.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
But to your point, why did Luke have to help
pick him up and carry him around? Maybe that was
just part of the training.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
All right, I'm not really into Pokemon. I couldn't tell
you anything about it. It became popular after I was
old enough to care, and I never had a kid
that was into it. So this news story that makes
sense to me. But a bunch of thieves stole three
hundred thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards, you.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Know, three hundred thousand dollars worth according to who. Well,
it's worth what people will pay for it, Billie. Yeah,
like trading cards, baseball football cards, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Here's where this gets a little odd. It wasn't It
was in not one but two separate robberies in Los
Angeles on Sunday. They used a chainsaw. There's footage of
I think I've been to the Strip mall that's in
the picture that sports cards in Simi Valley. I feel
like I've been here before. There's a photo of it. Anyway,
uh rare Pokemon cards. Yeah, but it's a very specific
(15:43):
I don't know, maybe a lot of them look like
that in La Miller, said the guy that owns the shop.
He'd been hit twice by robberies since he opened the
store a little over two years ago. In April twenty
twenty five, thieves made off with ten thousand dollars worth.
It's the merchandise this time, even more.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Than if you don't like the value of them cards. Also,
don't forget the comic book so worth like a million dollars.
Who says, well, someone that'll pay this, right? Somebody said
it's worth a million dollars. And then somebody gave him
a million dollars for it.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
They said, see see, because I wouldn't pay all that
money for what's it called, mister Kenneth A Hermes bag?
Air mais, Yeah, I wouldn't pay all that money for
a Cardier diamond.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
What about a burkin though? You definitely want to pay
that for the burkin? Right you mean like a wig
for your pubic area?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, no, that's a murkin. I don't know what a
birkin bag? Oh is that like for the back or what?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh? Lord? Oh? And where is your back here? Now?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I got it waxed off before I went to burning. Man,
it really hurt too.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Did you save it? No, they just took it off.
They take it off of you, and that's the end
of it. I'll take like, pull it off with a
big chunk of duct tape or something and then you
could save that.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I never did anything like that before, and I'll definitely
never do it again, but I will tell you it
was an experience. As for this guy who owned the
card shop, a lot of people asked him why he
wasn't protecting his card shop better. After the first robbery.
Apparently he was using all his time and energy to
protect his virginity.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, that'll do it. It's still one of the biggest
moments in radio history this many years. Wow, the power
of radio. Wolton and Johnson
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.
Two Guys, Five Rings: Matt, Bowen & The Olympics
Two Guys (Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers). Five Rings (you know, from the Olympics logo). One essential podcast for the 2026 Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics. Bowen Yang (SNL, Wicked) and Matt Rogers (Palm Royale, No Good Deed) of Las Culturistas are back for a second season of Two Guys, Five Rings, a collaboration with NBC Sports and iHeartRadio. In this 15-episode event, Bowen and Matt discuss the top storylines, obsess over Italian culture, and find out what really goes on in the Olympic Village.