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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's too late to stop it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, I wish Jimmy Vaalmer would knock it off. We
don't need your sophomore humor on this silly morning radio show.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We need who we're talking about now. That's the guy
from south Park, Jimmy. Yeah, he's got I don't know,
all these little kids, he's got cerebral palsy. Y'all had
some very interesting news stories earlier this morning about people
doing crazy things like killing their sister for a baby.
That's no way to act. That's that's no way to act.
But I figured, since y'all going all in on these
(00:30):
white news stories of today, yeah, let's go ahead and
see what happened to this nineteen year old dude in Brazil.
Do tell well short. In the short version of story,
nineteen year old dude in Brazil goes over to the
zoo and while he's at the zoo, he said, I
wonder why they put this giant twenty foot wall here.
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So he scrambled up over the wall, dropped down the
other side, and then he found out why there's a
line in there. Maybe more than one nineteen year old
dude climbed a twenty foot wall, jumped into the lines
pit and believe it or not, Lioness not the one
on TV. She fine, No, Lioness just mauled him up
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and down to he did.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
We have a video of what happened right beforehand on
the Walton and Johnson Instagram account. Really, if you're curious
to watch a little bit of him, uh, it's not.
We don't show you, obviously the part where he gets mauled,
because I don't think do we have that part?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't think it exists. I don't know. I didn't
see it.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But if you go to the Walton and Johnson Instagram
account today, there is a video of this and it's
it's it's interesting, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not s's. I don't want to see somebody get mauled
to death. But is there any explanation other than maybe
just alcohol or drugs or both and stupidity, Well, teens
do stupid things.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Young people, dumb people, people do regrettable things all the time. Here,
I've got the video on the screen here if you
want to see h A, it's a there's a lion
in there. Yeah, there's the lion walking around.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And did he see the lion because it looked real
obvious that there was lions in there.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, he's lowering himself into a rope by a rope
right here, as you could see down into the it's pretty.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Clear bring a rope with him so that he could
scale the fence. Okay, they don't think they provided that
at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, that's a good question. It is possible that's a vine.
It's a it's distant in the video. It could be
like he's lowering from a vine on a tree.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
They got stuff like that in Brazil, right, Yeah, I've
never been, but I hear about it.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We also have a video today on the Walton Johnson
Instagram account of a woman who pepper sprayed a baby
because the boat operator on the San Antonio Riverwalk Ferry
asked her to get off her phone.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh my god, that sounds really complicated.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
She's a Hispanic Gothic girl, the Latina, and she and
to one of those people who talk like theeth you
know what, talk liked it up to inward.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You know, sometimes it sounds a little like Pidgin English
that you might get from somebody from Asia. But she's
got a Hispanic accent.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Very confusing listening to her. So our friend Tony Ortiz
from Current Revolt dot com actually translates the video for you,
and we posted that as well so you can because
he's Latino, so he explains what she's saying.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's not in Spanish, mind you, but you still can't
understand half of what she says.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, and so it's anyway, people just don't act right.
It's Christmas time, everybody. Could everyone just get along for
crying out loud? All we're asking is just for one
short little window of time, could everyone.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Just be nice to each other? Well, she couldn't, says
she's pepper sprayed up baby? Yeah? Did the baby? Is what?
Dad's the one to piss her off. Yeah. The boat
driver on the San Antonio River is the one who
told her to get off the phone because she was
being very loud and he was trying to talk to
the people about you know, over you're on this side
of the boat. Look, it's mean buss or whatever. I
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don't know, So he wanted her to be quiet so
the others could enjoy his boat ride. Narration.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
If you've never been to San Antonio before and you
ride the river walk there, they got a ferry and
they give you a tour, and they're like, over, here's
where Tommy Lee Jones used to live, and uh huh, Over,
here is where Tommy Lee Jones.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Was born, And here is where he took all his
clothes off and jump naked into this river. It's only
about three four feet deep.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And then on the right here Tommy Lee Jones once
had a snow cone. I don't know why he's such
a big part of the tour. It's not that many
famous people from San Antonio.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So did she just pepper spray everybody on the boat
and it just happened to include a baby because it's
hard to be real specifically accurate with pepper spray. Yeah,
that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Kind of like how the other video shows you what
happens right before the tiger mauling the lion buwling. This
shows you what happened right after the pepper spraying. So
you mostly just see her trying to explain away her
bad behavior, and.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
She's like, what are you gonna do? What are you
gonna do about it? What are you gonna huh? Come on,
what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
That's pretty much the sum of her conversation. We think
it's important that everybody just be nice to everybody. You
don't see that show Lions, it's a it's a Taylor
Sheridan show. Yeah, it would there be any television on
my TV if Taylor Sheridan had never been born. It's
(05:18):
kind of amazing how it would be a great It's
a It's a Wonderful Life Jimmy Stewart remake, only Taylor Sheridan,
It's a wonderful life. Because he's got eighteen different shows
on Paramount. I'm sure you'd find something else to watch.
I wonder, you know, because I look at that Lioness. Landman. Yeah,
I see the Landman and the Tulsa King dude, you know,
(05:39):
and then you got all them Western ones out there.
I don't know the fourteen or fifteen of those that
seemed like that's all day is on TV. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, Housewives of Somewhere are you all? Are you all
caught up on land Man? Did you see the third
episode yet?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I did?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yes? Yes? Do you figure only three things like more
season two through third episode? All right? No, I'm not
going to spoil it for anybody.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You are, no, because this is a thing that happens
in the first season as well. But do you find it,
like the thing where the brother and sister don't get along,
do you find that to be kind of pointless or
do you think that storyline's going somewhere?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I know you had a sister. Did y'all get along
when you were young? Okay, so they're adults, but he's,
you know, not that mature, and she's really not. And
if she's twenty at most, she's she's still got the
Her mindset seems to be more like did you see
the interview when she interviewed with the lady at TCU
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Fashion that's in the second episode. Yeah, that should tell
you a lot about her maturity level. She's not smart, Okay, right,
But then the two of them didn't live together for years,
because didn't she live with the mom was married to
some rich guy in Fort Worth. She lives somewhere else
for a while. And then so why.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Would they hate each other so much if they didn't
live together.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I don't know, not to let any secrets out, but
it's partly because he smells like hot dog water, that's
what they said. I wouldn't like that either, And he
has a big Adam's apple or something. Yeah, people, they
don't find that to be attractive.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
By the way we're describing, like the ninth subplot on
the show, this isn't even with the big deal. It's
not a big part of the storyline. I do obvious
brothers and sisters often don't get along. You remember what
happened on that cruise ship recently? Wow, how about that?
What's the latest on that?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well, I'm glad you asked the father of the eighteen
year old girl that was found murdered in on the
cruise ship. Her name is Anna, Anna's dad. Now this
is I just hate the new form of reporting where
they lure you in with some kind of a big Oh,
this is gonna be a huge story. The father of
(07:44):
the dead girl has broken his silence now on her
cruise ship death. Yeah, you know what he said when
he broke his silence. What's that he said? Right now?
We just our best course of action is let the
FBI do what they're doing and finish the investigation. They
have all the evidence they need, and when they do
finally make an arrest, that's when we'll see justice, he said.
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If it turns out that his step son Christopher is
the killer or had something to do with her death.
He said, I will make sure and fight that, make
sure that he faces consequences. The father of a dead
girl thinks the person that killed her should face consequences.
(08:29):
An odd thing to science, bizaar, isn't it? Yeah? Everything okay, yeah,
everything's good? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Do you think that?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Do you think that the father believes the you know,
the police, or do you think he's on the step
son side here?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It certainly sounds I don't think he's on no steps inside.
You think they're gonna stay together? I just I wonder
if that's going to break up this loving family. My
main goal is to blow up and then act like
I don't know nobody. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson,
all right, I ain't here to put stink on women.
Everybody knows nobody loves women more than this old boy
(09:02):
right here, Billy ed Hatfield and the chicks. Man, I
dig them, they dig me. But I'm afraid we have
some sad news. You mentioned yesterday about the airplane the
apparently like a two seater airplane small plane that went
down in Lake ponta train on Monday last week turns
(09:26):
out because we know this now because of the owner
of a flight school that owned the plane says that
they are just devastated because a thirty year old flight
instructor and her student went down in the single engine
plane crash curt over Lake pontra Train November twenty fourth.
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Record from the crash has since been located by search teams.
The flight instructor was a woman and things did not
go well. I'm not I'm not saying it was because
she's a woman. It just happened. She was a she's
a woman, and she was in the plane and things
did not go well. And we're not saying that's why.
(10:09):
We could have been a mechanical failure. Maybe a man
mechanic on the ground didn't tighten a bolt or a
nut up tight enough, left a screw looser two. I
don't know. Yeah, we don't know, right, but an unnamed
student took off from Gulfport Biloxi Airport and the instructor,
(10:31):
a thirty year old woman named Taylor. Single engine aircraft
disappeared about an hour later flying over Lake Post Train
and no more details than that at this point. It's
a sad, sad situation. You know, the wreckage and all
that kind of stuff. But it's like they remember that
bridge that they built somewhere in Florida is going over
some lake or some swamp or something, and they decided,
(10:54):
you know what would be best. Yeah if we heard
the first ever all woman architect bridge building team and
that bridge felled down, completely collapsed within like a week
of them opening it, it was just it was just pathetic.
It's just terrible. Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So that was the Crowley managed us NS. Howard Olarenz
made history recently by having the first reported all female
officer bridge watch. I'm sorry, this is something else, that's
something different. Sorry, I was trying to find the bridge
of a ship.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah. Building a bridge, guys, it's uh, you know, flying
a plane. It's it's it's complicated. It can be tricky.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Men are better at building bridges. Women are better at
folding fitted sheets. I can't do it. I cannot figure
it out. It blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I don't want to. If you wanted to, you would
figure it out. I can do it blindfolded.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'm sure you can't. There's there's a drawer in my house.
It's just got a bunch of crumbled up fitted sheets
in it.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, that's how you do. You wat them up, because
what do you care whether they're folded nice and neat
or I mean, it's not like that. You're in the army. Yeah,
argian's not going bust in the middle of the night,
you know, whacking on a trash can or I'm sorry
what oh uh? You know, to wake you up and
disturb your rest because you didn't fold your sheet, right. Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So there's a lot of news today about inflation and
the cost of living and people blaming Trump for not
fixing the economy fast enough.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, what what's up? But then why didn't Trump go
ahead and fix that economy? Now?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I definitely have some criticisms of the Trump administration. But
gas is actually cheap again. It hasn't been in a while.
Here's a guy in Oklahoma shocked to see a dollar
ninety nine gas.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
There is no way I'm seeing what I'm seeing right now?
What are you saying more? Oklahoma? Dollar ninety nine a gallon.
He's at a Walmart. Unbelievable. I can't. I can't believe my
eyes right now.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Okay, He's not the only one. Here's a woman in
Colorado having a similar reaction.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
The gas is a.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Dollar eighty two and I just paid under sixteen dollars
for the gas.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Now this happened to me the other day. I was
filling out the gas in my car and I thought
it didn't fill all the way.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah yeah, uh that's not nearly enough money. How to
my pocket.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I look at the cost and I was like, that
is suspiciously cheap. I go get in the car. Well
the tanks fall. I don't know what else did I
steal gas? I don't know what the hell happened here.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Hey, who would you rather get a Christmas card from
Usha or Milanya? Well? Probably Malanya? Poor Usha. Yesterday the
two of them got to even believe in Christmas? No,
I mean you know there did they like tie her
to a disk and make her sign a bunch of
Christmas cards even though she doesn't believe in it? Okay,
(13:33):
Billy Ed's right about that. One of the problems that
Chady Vans. Don't hear anybody say that Billy Eds was
right about that, But he is right about this. JD.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Vans criticized his wife not long ago for not being
a Christian.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Uh huh, and won't sort of switch on over, but
she seems to be stubborn about it.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And then came this narrative that he's going to leave
his wife for Erica Kirk and run for president. Oh yeah,
I don't get how that would help him. When do
you think she's staying with him?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
First Lady Malania Trump and second Lady Usha Vance got
together yesterday to write Christmas cards for deployed troops while
they were at the joint Bass Andrews. But I think
the cars go all over the world.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
It was a nice sentiment, you know, the two of
them doing that. Well, they were joined by that Hollywood
actress who's married to RFK jr. Oh, Cheryl Hines. Yeah,
it wasn't just the first and second ladies, it was
also Cheryl Hines. Okay, no offense to Usha, but now
she's the third person in.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
The list that I want to bop down a little bit. Now,
who would you rather want to have a Christmas card from?
Usha Vance or one of the stars of kirby your enthusiasm.
Imagine getting that Christmas card. You're a troop and you're
thinking yourself, Oh, who's it going to be? Cheryl Hines
or Malania And then you open up the envelope Merry.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Christmas Signedsha, it's an Usha vance car. Damn it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'll trade you Usha for Milania. I don't want Usha,
No way, bro, I'm keeping Malanya.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
We'll do. People whoever they are, what what do they
do when it's Christmas Day? But they do you into Kwanzo.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I think they celebrate peng Pang Day or something like that.
What exactly that's Hindu? I guess I don't know. I'm
not really sure. I've never been invited d Wali. Probably, Yeah,
that sounds about right. You ever go to a Dwali party?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Me? No? And several? Yeah? And did you eat the smores?
Stop it? Okay? Oh, I'll tell you. You know, there
are Indian restaurants scattered out all over this town, and
I've been to many of them, and their somosas are
are fabulous. But an Indian mom in her own kitchen,
(15:44):
in her home can make the best somosas you've ever had. Wow. Yeah,
But try to mass produce that for a restaurant and
that loses a little quality.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But then I questioned the problem with being in an
Indian mom's kitchen would be all the cow is walking
around in there. You gotta be pir off all not
just stab in the cow down.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, you don't want to step in that.
The dong itself is actually worshiped, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
So everybody's talking about Trump's MRI right now. He dropped
his MRI on the media and it says he's healthy.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Everybody thought, because he had an MRI, there must be
something terribly wrong with him. He's mentally incompetent. He can't
be president. Get him out of there. That's that's where
every story goes with Trump. Trump, he did what at
the dinner table, right, well, he can't be president. Get
out of there. Sure what it is MRI? Tell him?
It said it was fine.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
And now there's conspiracy theories that it's a fake MRI
because it you know that the doctor or.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
The somebody spokesperson for the medical center whoever did the RI,
they said, that's basically for for people of his age,
and they've got all these, you know, different protocols in
place for different people. They just when you reach a
certain age, the people at the medical center, doctors whoever,
will have you sign little slip the paper and that
(17:00):
you were made aware of the fact that this could happen,
or that could happen. It's a certain age. How many
times a week would you say you fall over? Fall over?
Because people that hit a certain age, it's been known
that they start to fall over more. So they want
to check and see people at around Donald Trump's age
(17:21):
probably should have an MRI occasionally. The narrative that.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You're getting from the left is that obviously Trump's crazy.
Look at all the crazy things he said. Of course,
they said, well, what crazy thing is did he say? Well,
he said Tim Walls is retarded. He actually said that.
And then they followed, they said, do you still believe that?
And he said, yes, there's something wrong with Tim Walls.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well, hell yeah, and it costs the taxpayers a billion
dollars in Minnesota. He's he's a governor of Minnesota who
has like the highest cases of autism of any place
in the known universe. And autism, by the way, is
what they're calling a think inbred Islamic retardation. That's really
what it is. But it's hurtful to tell people that
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there are a bunch of inbreds and that they're just
kind of retarded. So we'll just go with autism and
I'm sorry to be so brutally honest with you, but
you needed to know.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
All right, You're not gonna like what I'm about to say,
but I think it needs to be brought up. If
you look at a global map of where all the
inbreeding takes place, it is pretty much in the Mideast,
It's the south west region of Asia and the north
part of Africa. It's pretty much where all the Muslims are.
I'm not saying all the Muslims are inbred. I'm telling
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you that's what the World Health Organization is telling you.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
But what do they know?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I mean, that is actually a good point in defense
of the Muslims. What is the World Health Organization?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Though? Have they ever been wronged? Yeah? Oh recently? Yeah. So.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
The gender pay gap is real, but gender isn't real.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
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