Trump Doesn’t Want War - TUE 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Apparently some electrical problems caused a Phoenix Suns Houston Rockets

(00:05):
game to be delayed yesterday as the scoreboard and the
shot clock stopped working the shot what shot clock? Oh? Clock?
The clock? Yeahid clock? Yeah? Okay, yeah, the power just
went out. After a brief investigation, they determined the stadium's
electrician is a WNBA player.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What yeah, oh girl jokes cute? Now, what about my
Troy Aikman joke? Uh, it was all right, No, you
didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
You knew I was gonna make a WNBA joke and
you interrupted it with your Troy Aigman joke and you
didn't get it. Why are you stepping on my punchline?
Mister Kenneth?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Why didn't you play Malcolm Young and instead of that
song you played?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Uh? Why is it his birthday?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Or?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, yeah, you could have checked.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Honestly, I kind of forgot what time it was. Are
we still doing that miss Billy had in twenty six?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's a new year, supposed to be a new year,
new u right.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, exactly. You just can't keep doing the same stuff
you did last year, mister Kenneth.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Don't you mean like what you've done for the last
four years or four hours morning.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean forty three years if we're being honest, in
January sixth seven, right, six seven, that's tomorrow. Well yeah,
but today six Yeah, he's right anyway. Fast.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Celebrity birthdays include Kate McKinnon No Saturday Night Live, Lady,
she's forty two. Eric Trump Presidents. Did you know he
had another son besides Don Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, they'll celebrate his birthday this year by acknowledging his existence.
He's forty two years old today, Happy birthday, Eric, Danny
ben Pintro.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's that little kid from Who's the Boss. He's now fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh all right, what's he up to you these days?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Not much? Well, he's up to fifty, okay. Julie Chin
used to be married to the president of CBS. That's
how she got the jobs at CBS. She was host
of Big Brother for a while, and then she was
on the Talk, you know, their version of the view.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
They also had a thing called the Chew, which was
just people talking they eat.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
But after her husband stepped down from CBS because of
sexual misconduct, elevation less moonvez less jobs for her. CBS
apparently didn't. Was he the guy with the button. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
He had an assistant that he would call into his
room whenever he wanted, and she would do something very
generous with her She was helpful, Yeah, with her mouth,
and we all had the same reaction to that. We're like, wow,
don't accidentally drink her coffee, mog jeez, oh watch you, yes,
be careful in the office break room.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Gabrielle Reese is fifty six years old today. She's back
in the day Olympian athlete and all that kind of
stuff dated Dean Kane and Dion Sanders back in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Norman Retas of Walking Dead fifty seven. Howie Long he
does sports. He's sixty six. Rowan Atkinson, you probably knew
him as mister Bean, he's seventy one. Sting's wife Trudy
is seventy two. The Fabulous Thunderbirds. Kim Wilson, he just
turned seventy five this morning.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Can I play my favorite mister Beans SoundBite? I promise
you won't be disappointed. He was talking about immigration in
the UK.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
We don't think immigrants are animals, for God's sake.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I know a lot of immigrants.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Personally, and they're perfectly nice people. They're black, of course,
which is a shame.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
But some of them can do some jobs almost as
well as white people. In the knowledge.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Now a lot of immigrants are Indians and Pakistani's for instance.
And I like Curry. But now that we've got the
recipe to point, don't boy. Comedy was different back then.
He used to be able to say stuff like that.

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I mean, that's why we don't hear from mis Bean
much anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't know. Yeah, he used to do a humor
that would be branded right wing by today's standards.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Here's another guy that did sports of a football coach
of some kind of Lou Holt eighty nine and no
longer with us. The director John Singleton, Malcolm Young of
ac DC, Bonnie Franklin, Earl Scruggs of the famous Flat
and Scrugs. They did the Ballad of the Beverly Hibbilly song,

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Jed Clampett song, Oh Yeah, and John DeLorean, who brought
us a car. Mainly he's still famous though, for just
Love Cocaine.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
He died twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
He was a Texas entrepreneur, if I'm not mistaken, and
his car company was struggling, so he decided he was
going to traffic a lot of drugs to fund his
car company, and it did not work. Nope, Yeah, he
got caught.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's National Cuddle Up Day if you got anybody to
cuddle up with. And of course we mentioned earlier get
rid of your Christmas Tree Day.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, you're supposed to get some twelfth day Christmas to
get rid of it today.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
But last night twelfth night, and so then today is
you can't have it around anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Let's see what's on my list. National Apple Tree Day.
I don't know what that is? Short bread Day? And
Bean Day? Eh Bean? Well mister bean, yeah, mister bean.
Maybe because of him, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
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Speaker 1 (05:27):
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Speaker 2 (05:33):
So what happened like a long time ago? Do we
supposed to remember them? All?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Right, here's a good one. We'll start in fifteen forty eight.
Back in the day, we didn't have Instagram or TikTok
or Snapchat to check out chicks online. All we could
do if we hadn't met him was look at a painting.
So Henry the Eighth married Anne of Cleaves on this
day in fifteen forty eight, sight unseen. All he had
was a painting. And apparently that was not inaccurate painting. Oh,
he annulled the marriage by summer.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Did he do anything to the artist?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I mean if the artist didn't do a good painting
and he tricked him into marrying her, and you know
she was like uglier, it looked like a dude or something,
and you'd think he'd go after the artist.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, there's probably something to be said for that. And
on this day in seventeen seventy seven, George Washington needed
a warm place to go for the winner, so he
chose Morristown, New Jersey, the setup for his winter quarters.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Hey not Morristown, Tennessee, which was in the news just
minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It says, New Jersey. Oh, I know today in eighteen
thirty eight, Tennessee. Then today in eighteen thirty eight, A
guy named Samuel Morris unveiled the telegraph. He was a
game changer for communications.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, it still puzzles people to this day, older people,
especially like myself. Back in the day, they invented a
telegram graph thing where you go to toote and then
people would figure out what you said. Then later the
telephone came along and said, well, we don't need no
telegraph no more. Then they invented the the mobile phone

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where you can talk to people. Sure, and then after
that they invented texting. And for some reason, texting is
like the telegraph, but now it's better than the phone.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Sure, you can send nudes?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, I think that's probably part of it.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, today you can send nudes in a deep beat
beat beat, beep beep.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
No, it's hard. I mean you could, but it would
wouldn't have been as much fun, No, I don't think today.
In nineteen twelve, Mexico joined the Union number forty seven,
and it's kind of amazing. We have exactly fifty states,
not fifty one, not forty nine. It's a nice round
number fifty.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, but they keep messing it up. They keep inviting
Puerto Rico in Puerto Rico says, now, we don't want
to screw it up, and they don't want to screw
up Puerto Rico either. And now we got Greenland, we're
gonna have to lose a couple of states if we
add a couple in. If we put into a star
for Greenland, it's gonna make the map, you know, it
won't look right.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah. And so if we.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Take uh, well, California and Minnesota out, but Puerto Rico
and Greenland in, we're still at fifty.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Barack Obama said, we have fifty seven? Well, okay, right,
Well he's wrong a lot. He was the president. He
have to be right when the presidents say it, that's
the truth. Why not the president anymore?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
No, he's not now today. In nineteen forty one, FDR
spoke of the four freedoms. The four freedoms were freedom
of speech and expression, freedom of religion, freedom from want,
freedom from fear. It was wan want. I don't know.
I'm not a fan of FDR. He's the worst Roosevelt today.
In nineteen seventy five, can I buy a vowel? Wheel

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of Fortune premiered on NBC. Oh boy, that was a
big hit still on TV today. You see Ryan Seacrest lately.
I don't I try not to. He got older. Yeah.
Well today in nineteen ninety four, Nancy Kerrigan, Uh oh
is today the day? Why? Why? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Tanya Harding's team caught up with Nancy Kerrigan in Detroit
and beat her about the right leg and knee with
an iron bar.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, she had a guy do it right, Yeah, that's
her team, it was, but it did spark a lot
of B list movie star careers and made for TV
movies were launched out today. In two thousand and one,
Congress certified the election of George W. And Al Gore.
My name is al Gore, and I was supposed to
be president, but now I'm going to get a Nobel
Prize for doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
That's when they made the hanging Chad's famous Hey hey, billyead,
did you think I was really? Did I sud like
Al Gore when I thought the man walked into the room. No,
I didn't know he was even here.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Bro, that was me. I was doing that voice freaky man.
Today in twenty twenty one, you know, oh yeah, I'm
not going to defend the rioters, but they certainly didn't
deserve the punishment that they got. I think that the uh,
the pardons were warranted. And boy, we wasted a lot
of time and money in misleading congressional hearings in an
effort to do what exactly make Republicans look bad.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
It was supposed to keep Trump from running again. That
was the whole point.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Boy, Liz Chaney bet big on that one. Yeah. Instead
of no more Trump, we got no more Liz Cheney. Yeah. Now,
no more Tim Walls.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah. This ain't no party, This ain't no disco, this
ain't no fooling our aunt.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
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Speaker 1 (10:08):
Eyes to you, here's mediaized to you example five hundred
seventy three, twenty two.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
And there'll be another one in about well. Here it comes.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
The headline reads Trump administration won't rule out military operation
to take over Greenland, and that's won't rule it out.
That's not true. That's not what happened. We played the
SoundBite earlier, Yes we did. White House Deputy Chief of
Staff for Policy Stephen Miller was asked if we would
use the military to take over Greenland on CNN, and
he wouldn't answer the question because it was a stupid question.

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And in response to this, the headline becomes Trump administration
probably gonna invade Greenland.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
That's all they do. You now, who would we use
military action on? Is there anybody even in Greenland? No,
it's thirty thousand people. And no they got a military.
Oh we just go like house the house Denmark's military walk.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, like the weakest country in NATO, of which we
fund and pay for. But it's not gonna We're not
gonna go a war with Denmark. Why are we even
talking about it? These? I mean, not us that.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
The media wants, Like Steven Miller knows, they wanted a
sound bite, They wanted something they could pin on Trump.
Oh that damn Trump again.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh no, yeah, people are very stupid, Yes they are.
Do you notice all the cupcake stores are closing?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh? No, you are gonna do without cupcakes.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
And apparently pizza has lost its luster with American diners.
Wall Street Journal article today headlines how America is falling
out of love with pizza. Pizza is no longer as
popular as it was in years earlier. I have a
theory about both of these things. Of course you do.
Uh oh zepic.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Ah, yeah, that that stuff makes you lose weight and
makes curbs appetite, also curbs appetite for other stuff besides food.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
From what I hear, yeah, pizza rheas are now outnumbered
by coffee shops and Mexican food. They used to be
the second most common type of restaurant, but sales growth
at pizza restaurants has lagged behind the broader fast food
market for years, and now a lot of them are
closing down. Do you ever think you'd be saying that
out loud? That sounds weird, doesn't it. Pizza is not

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popular anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I know people that are taking you know, whichever kind
of ozmpic. They've got a lot of different names for it.
And now they have a pill instead of a shot.
That just came out, by the way, but it said
it also besides helps them lose weight by curbing their appetite,
it has curbed their appetite for wine, for example, perhaps
some leisure drugs of some kind or another.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, how about that? Americans still eat pizza, but pizza
chains are making less money now than they did in
previous years. And in our city, I noticed all the
what are they called sprinkles cupcakes? They closed them all down.
They did that up in the Metroplex too. I always
thought that that was a very popular business model, the
trendy cupcake restaurant, not the case people aren't eating.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
A part of the problem with the cup world was
there were too many because the people that started one
cupcake company had got a divorce, and so the wife
or the husband got control of the cupcake store. So
whoever didn't get the cupcake store, they went out started
their own as a competition to their recently divorced partner,

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and at some point it just became too many of them.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, we got tired of them, and that's the way
the cupcake crumbles. Thank you, everybody. Have you heard of
the walk away wives?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I think that's what we were just talking about. What
was that divorces? Yeah, that's a different thing.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
A new report shows that more women than ever are
walking away from their marriages because they've just had enough.
While husbands are left in shock after and out of
the blue divorce.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
So the wives are walking away.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah. There's an article about it in The Independent today
saying women no longer like being married. But also there's
same news outlets reporting on how women are as un
happy as ever. Women went out and they got jobs
and equality and you know, high paying salaries and stopped
having kids and that sort of thing, and then weirdly,
after becoming men, they were no longer happy.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
That is puzzling. Yeah. Anyway, the walkaway wife phenomenon has
been confirmed by a new report. Findings from the law
firm mis Sean de Reya, wealth management companies Julius Paar,
and the Midwife community platform Noon show that women are
often calling the shots based on nothing more than simply
having had enough and walking away.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
And I think it might help them to know that
the court still seemed to lean in their favor when
it comes time to split the goods.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah. Is that fair? Is it fair?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Was it fair when it happened to you?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't have an opinion about that, No, of course
I have none. No.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yesterday we talked about that biathlon thing where the guad
does the skiing, end the shooting at the Olympics, and
it turns out, because somebody emailed us back this, no
American has ever won a medal in that sport. Now,
this is the kind of thing that I think we
need to start maybe making, because I know China forces

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their kids into whatever sports they think they'll be good at.
I think it's time we start making a real push
at winning some biathlon metals here real soon.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
What do you think. I think I'm the guy for that.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I thought maybe that was something you would volunteer for.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, I'm into it. Let's go ski and shoot a gun.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Now you're thinking of the wrong kind of skiing. However,
you like the part where you go downhill really fast?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
What are they doing cross country?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's a cross country that means you have to work
really hard. Now you're a runner, so I don't think
that'll be a problem for you. But the problem is
have you ever run like really fast for ten minutes
and then stopped and tried to shoot a rifle?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
No, I've never done that. Well, just that one time
when I was trying to get out of boy Scout Care.
But apparently, with your heart beating really fast and you're
breathing especially heavy.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
It's real hard to hold the rifles steady and hit
the target.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Huh wow.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
So maybe something you need to be aware of.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm into it. I'll give it a shot. I mean
I could try.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Do you have skated before, so maybe you could get
into some do some speed skating.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is that a thing? They have speed skating?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Now?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
God, Yes, there's a woman named Jane Trekka. She's a
professional bodybuilder. You'd probably know where if you saw her.
She was in a scary movie. I think she was
also in Dodgeball. Does that sound familiar. She's died after
being found unresponsive in her kitchen in San Diego?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Is that her brother there?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, that's her?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
What she's a female bodybuilder, Billy d Well.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Look at that face though. I don't think she'd lift
weights with her face, but that looked like a dude.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Eh, I got a lot, guy, a lot of It's
a lot of test a lot of jaw going on there.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
How did she die?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
They found her dead in her kitchen last month, but
it just made the news now. She's sixty two, as
she was. Her son wasn't aware of any previous medical conditions.
They have not given a cause of death, yet died suddenly.
I guess you could say.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
She was a competitive bodybuilder in the eighties. She was
in the movie Scary Movie. She had roles on the
Drew Carey show Whose Line Is It any Way? And
later worked as a realtor in South California. Okay, rest
in peace.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Shame. Yeah, I don't know what she was into, but
maybe the roids from back in the day finally caught
up with her.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Who knows. You know, it's weird about bodybuilders. As healthy
as they look, they don't live very long. Big people
in general usually don't live very long.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Big guys, yep, And a lot of bodybuilders are actually,
you know, fairly small in stature, but large muscularly.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
You know. Yeah, Arnold's still alive, right, Yeah, he's still around.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, how about the Holt he's still with her. No
hul Cogan died, No, uh louf Friggno, he was the Hult,
the green Hult, Yeah, the inedible Hulk.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
While we're talking about people with bodies that you look
at Amy Schumer all over the news today. The actress
put her weight loss transformation on display. She's been posting
photos of herself in bikinis, and she just left her husband.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Oh so one kind of has something to do with
the other.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Right, Yeah, she says that's not the case, but boy,
it sure looks like it is. She lost all this weight,
left her husband, and now she's posted a bunch of
thirsty Thursday photos on the Internet where she's wearing skimpy
bikinis and showing off the goods.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
This computer wants to share those pictures with me, but
first I need to see two ads. I say, no,
that's just greedy.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I just saw the pictures. It's not worth the trouble,
mister Kenneff. Oh oh look there she looks like her
brother too. You go through all that trouble, then you
just get to see a picture of Amy Schumer.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
You know she needs a makeovers.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
What she needs Yeah, you're not gonna want it. No, No,
I mean you're not anyway, But.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Well no, but I you know I would recommend a
makeover for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
A machete wielding man was shot and killed by a
police at a New Jersey home. Three dead people found inside.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Uh oh Do they think he might have had something
to do with the dead people?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Sure sounds that way. Yeah. Chaotic confrontation with police at
a New Jersey home last night. Cops discovered three dead
victims inside the residence. It all went down like this.
They responded to a home on River Road in Piscatawi.
That's a place I guess after receiving a nine to
one one call about an individual who had a knife.
That's not a knife, that's a machete. Police arrived on

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the scene, and an unidentified man charged at them with
the large blade. I feel like, if police arrive on
the scene and you're not immediately being detained, maybe you
shouldn't immediately charge at the cops.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
That might be something to think about. You know, be cool, dude,
just be cool.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Man. So he runs with the cops at the machete,
and exactly what you think would happen, he got shot
and killed by cops. Don't bring a machete to a
gunfight with cops. Cops discovered three unidentified dead people inside
the home. Two grandparents were among the dead. It's unclear
who the remaining victim is or the relationship between the
slain and the suspect. My yeah, and also, like this

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part of the article, the cause of death remains unclear.
I bet it had something to do with that machete.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Might have been getting chopped up.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, that'd be my giant knife. Uh. Pro tip, folks,
if you don't want to go to prison, don't murder
people with a machete.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Man, I better write that down.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
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