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August 13, 2025 • 16 mins
Today on the Walton and Johnson Show, the boys talk about the White Houst renovations, sports news involving domestic abuse, and a Florida Man story involving an unruly brawl at the lake.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Million dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
George Sorows and another bunch of his left wing dark
money mega donors are contributing twenty million dollars to fund
protests in Washington, d C. In an effort to prove
there's no crime problem in Washington, d C. Right, they're
paying protesters to go out at night and bang on
pots and pans.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh, isn't that cute.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I mean, okay,
it's not the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It pretty stupid.
But now remember this Liberals.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
A long time ago, somewhere in the Northwest, I don't
know if it's uh, Seattle or Portland or someplace. Years ago,
they had a terrible crime problem up there, and you
remember the Democrats planned to solve.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
It refreshment memory.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
They told citizens that they should carry air horns with them.
Air horns in like, you know, every time you got
like a horn, it'll scare people and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You mean, like my favorite Christmas story? Yes, exactly like that.
Thank you, little air horn boy.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, little airhorn boy. Where do you think I am?
A Democrat? Politicians? Literally, I'm not making this up. You
can look at up I don't know how far back
it was. They advised the citizens that if they were
out in the street going about their business, to hawk
air horns if they felt threatened, and that would save them.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Wow, you've heard the touching Christmas story of the little
drummer Boy, a boy who traveled to see the Baby
Jesus and showed his adoration by playing his drum. But
there's a story of another little boy that has been
lost to the mists of time until now. The story
of the little airhorn Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Uh, excuse me, sir. Is that the Christ Child?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Why, yes it is?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
And all you kings have you come to worship him?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
That's right? And I see you brought him expensive gifts?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yes, did you bring the Baby Jesus a gift?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Young man?

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Well no, I didn't have any money for a gift,
so I brought him this.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm the little air hard boy.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
What the little air horn boy?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I thought if I played this maybe he'd smile at
me or something.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
You pissed off, Mary.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Blew the air horn.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's me, the little air horn bloe, the.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Air horn boy.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Are you me give me that thing? Yo? Yo?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I missed Christmas. I can't wait for Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I guess it's coming back.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Christmas is kind. They're gonna do it again this year,
I think so.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I guess now that Donald Trump's president again, Christmas won't
be gay.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, wait, no, it can be.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
No, it's not gonna be like the trainees that ran
around the White House when Joe.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Was in charge of the mill. It's gonna be way
different now.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, it's just gonna be like normal Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Start predicting the news now.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Whether Milana decorates the White House for Christmas herself, although
I do remember a story where she was asking us
for help, doesn't matter who does it. As long as
Trump's in the White House. The news media and all
the Democrats they will criticize her horribly over however she decorates.

(03:19):
They probably already have their talking points prepared to criticize
Trump's Christmas White House.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I love Malania. She's awesome. She's such a good first lady.
I mean, in addition to the fact that she's classy
and she's a good dresser, and she's a beautiful woman.
The reports that we get from behind the scenes is
that she didn't take any bs. Yeah, yeah, she didn't
take any snot from these losers.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Taking these.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Coming up in a little bit, we have a story
about a dead deer in Louisiana that is really upsetting people.
Did deer not a reindeer? It was a blind deer,
a beautiful blind deer.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh no.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Do you remember the story of Peanut the Square in
New York State?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
The government stepped in and killed Peanut the squirrel. There's
a similar controversy right now rearing its ugly head involving
the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries. Now, I don't
know how I feel about this yet, because it does
involve a dead deer in a state where people hunt
for deer. But I'll tell you, when people are mad
about stuff, I always pay attention.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes you should.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Anyway, we'll talk about that coming up after we do
a deep dive. We're gonna we're gonna dive into the
orifices of that story. We're gonna slide into the holes
of it and explain it to you.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I probably won't be here for that.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Don't sound like something I want to get involved here,
and I better to get the sports out of the
way before something like that start up.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Because I had to leave. If y'all do that smut
tall Oh, I was told we weren't going to be
doing sports today.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I told you that.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Mister Kenneth said that.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
He I never said that. I just said that I
had this sports story earlier.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah he did. Uh it's a sports apart.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
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Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's a wise move, right there, son.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
One of the smartest things I ever did.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
And yesterday the Astros weren't the only ones that took
a lick and the Mets beat the Braves thirteen to five.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Not pretty.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Meantime, the Rangers play in the Arizona Diamondbacks this afternoon
at one thirty.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
There'd be something to take a look at if you
did miss the score. Astros got their ass handed to them.
And a lot of it was because Bregman. I told them,
don't let Bregman go, but they did. And now Bragman
come back to town kicking the ass fourteen to one.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That was a shame.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's almost like the management and the owners if the
Houston Astros don't listen to you, or respect your opinion
or even acknowledge that you exist, it's almost like that.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, almost all right.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
So in the NFL news, Chucky has already ruined the
entire NFL season. Oh yeah, Chucky also known as Gruden, who,
by the way, won his little Nevada Supreme Court voted
five to two in favor of Gruden over his lawsuit
with the NFL, and they said what Roger Goodell did

(06:31):
in that back in twenty twenty one was.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Unconscidable. It was wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, he shouldn't have done that. So now I'm thinking
maybe Roger Goodell ought to get fired.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, I feel like this is a rerun from ten
years ago.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
A lot of people keep saying that.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Haven't you guys been saying that for since John was here?
I mean a lot of time, we've been saying that.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
So the way he spoiled NFL season is Gruden has
already claimed he knows who and tells you who is
going to win this Super Bowl? Why watch all the
games if you know Tampa Bay?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Really?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, no, no, why would the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
He says, that's a sleeper. A lot of people won't
be expected and won't see it coming. But you know,
between Baker Mayfield and all the people he's got working
with him, now that they did a pretty good season
last year, chucky say, Tampa Bay Buccaneers super Bowl champions.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Just watch it, watch it happen while we're doing NFL names.
Have to get past the Saints first.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, they're gonna be great, man, Come on, let them
at least lose it all before we say they suck.
Aaron Rodgers is not happy with his helmet, but probably
from all of the ayahuasca he did. Yeah, they're trying
to now they found what they think is the right fit.
He a Pittsburgh Steeler now, but the helmet he wore
last season.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
The NFL has said it has failed to meet the
new safety standards. Last year he was working with the
shoot Air XP pro the You Will Live On ltd.
And now they got him in the shoot xp Pro
VTD and he says not a fan.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Mm mmmmm.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Fake news took another victim, Odell Beckham Junior on Tuesday morning.
In x account that was a parody of ESPN's Adam Schefter,
spread a fake rumor that the former Giant star was
retiring from the NFL. Turns out not true. Odell Beckham
Junior says he ain't going nowhere. OBJ. The three time
Pro Bowlers set the record straight with a reply to

(08:30):
the post saying, l L WTF when was that announced?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
And by who? That's funny.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I appreciate the concern, but this sh He's away over yet,
he said.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Unaware of what was said about him.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
He doubled down, writing not done yet. Yeah he was.
He was aware that they said this. Yeah me, me, Yeah,
what come to me? Okay, go ahead, mister Kenneth, now
we throw it to uh this guy.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
In other sports news, Scary has apologized Shakari.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
She got arrested at an airy.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Scary I don't know anyway, she got arrested at the
airport for domestic violence and.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Now she has apologized.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You know, it's all no harm, no foul. I think
we should learn a lesson about that. Whenever we get
arrested for stuff, apologize and that's your ticket to freedom.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
And that amazing.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Twice in one summer with no Olympics going on, we
talked about a news story related to US track stars
and I'm sure you remember. The other one was when
that guy was running the hurdles and his penis fell out.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes, I remember it well. I still have the video
on my phone.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Didn't that kind of prove, by the way, that trans
athletes shouldn't be allowed to compete? I mean, think about it.
That guy had an eight inch had start compared to
his opponents.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, after these messages Walton and.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Johnson, someday somebody in academia who actually cares about the
truth should go go back and do a study on
all the news stories involving quote unquote outrage over pop
culture phenomenon and then actually report objectively over how much
of it was real.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
So what would be a sample, Give me an example
of outrage over whatever it was you should.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Okay, two examples of fake outrage from the news this
past week that everybody listening is probably well familiar with.
Example number one would be Sidney Sweeney's genes.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
That was what I was thinking. I didn't know if
you were going to bring that up.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Example number two would be the Fox News host Greg
Guttfeld doing an interview on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Right, is there outrage over that? Because all I heard
was the ratings were the highest in the history of
his version of The.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Tonight Show in about a decade.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
The last time they had ratings that high on the
Tonight Show, it was because the Tonight Show came on
right after a big NFL game several years ago.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay, so they just go ahead and take credit for that.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Well, they're saying that, yeah, the ratings were good because
people were watching a football.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Game and then it ended and then the Tonight Show
came on.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
But no one's actually mad about Greg Guttfeld going on
the Tonight Show except a handful of bloggers masquerading as journalists.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
But they would have you believe that the entire country
is just in turmoil over this.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, people in the media pretending to be reporters will
amplify the message of their activist friends to make it
seem like something's happening when it's not. And as fake
as the Gutfeld outrage is the Sidney Sweeney outrage, which
got way more media attention, actually was just proven disproven.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
With polling data.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Object to Polling data showed only about one in ten
people who actually watched that Blue Jeens commercial was offended
by it.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
So no outrage. Maybe a little bit offended, but what
were they offended about. They had to wait until they
were told, they were told what they should be offended about,
and then they were like, yes, oh, I'm horribly.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Do you remember the.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
First time we watched the commercial before we knew it
was controversial, Hutch it with the sound off because who cares? Yeah,
and we all thought to ourselves, Wow, those dumpy like
Sidney Sweeney's so hot? Why are women wearing such dumpy,
ugly jeans right now? I don't like the loose fitting
jeans on women. I like several years ago when they
all wore tight jeans. I'm so old I can remember

(12:18):
the low cut, the low like Britney Spears jeans.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
That that was hot.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'll tell you what the first first time you have
un zip a little paradem jeans like that, it's surprised
because zip is only about two inches long.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
You know you're still zip of to go like you know,
death fall down like eight.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Or nine inches?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Why were you wearing girls jeans? Well, I wouldn't wearing them. Uh,
clean it up.

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Speaker 3 (13:49):
Y'all know where Sheriff Grady Judd does his sheriff and
right that's over in Polk County. I know it well, yes, sir, Well,
they said it was an unruly I'm gonna tell you
right now watching the video, it wasn't a fight.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It was a brawl.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
And there is a difference. A brawl broke out among
a group of swimsuit clad boaters.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
The women are not wearing a lot of clothing.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
And you could see it on our Instagram account, the
Walton and Johnson Instagram account, if you're curious.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
One man was knocked unconscious and left floating face down
in the water. This unruly brawl happened lake Winter's winter
set out, and it was on a lake.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
And I'll just go ahead and say it not one
of these people looks like they could have been in
the Commodores. No, no, no, they look like they would
have been in the backstreet boys or insane.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
You watch the video, you'll notice this brawl took place
in front of several children who were there just enjoying
their time with.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Families on the lake front. Now, and then all hell.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Broke loose, and the women's butt cheeks are just flapping
around all over the place, flapping that flap, flap, flap.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
This one girl is wearing a thong, because that's the
only kind of swimsuit women wear anymore. I ain't got
a problem with it. They're all wearing thongs. Yeah, and
it's a pink thong. Now, she's a pink woman. She's
wearing a pink thong. And when she runs over there
to that man that's laying face down, she bends over.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
She really does. And you got a good rear shot
of this.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
She looks completely naked because the suit just blended right
in with the skin. The footage starts when one of
the men is punched twice by another guy. He flops
on the ground pretty much laid out, face down, and
then all the other guys start swinging punches are flying pretty.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Much at random.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Most of these people don't have the slightest idea how
to actually fight, and then the pink bikini woman comes in,
and then there's another woman in a black thong, and
that one really stands out. One of the taller men
wearing a gigantic gold chain tried to hold back another
man from the fight.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
And you have to see. Where's the video.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Walton Johnson Instagram account. We just uploaded it and they'll
probably take it down soon, so enjoy it.

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