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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One of our listeners made this song. It's called the
Cackle of the Jackal. It's a reggae song using all
quotes from Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Actually, one of our listeners submitted this, This would have
been great during the election. No offense, bro, I don't
know nobody's talking about Kamala anymore. I think it's funny.
You did a good job where some of my cohorts
are all walking into the room right now. Guys, the
commercial ended a minute ago. Get back on the mic
over there, buddy, what are you all doing. I was
playing this reggae song that a listener submitted.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's you've got a radio show going on here, huh?
And with me? Ain't that interesting?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The show was over.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's a submission from a listener about Kamala and I
was just saying that sort of been awesome during the election.
It's still pretty funny. But hey, it's Christmas time now
we're going back.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And about them. How about them Golden Globes? Huh? You
all excited about them? Golden Globe nomination?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I can't tell if you're talking about the awards ceremony
or Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, you can't talk about either one. You said, no
Golden globes talk today. You know it'd be even better
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Speaker 3 (01:49):
All right, Monday night football. That's that's pretty much all
the is right now. Because of the Olympic chickens ain't selling.
I ain't gonna dog your show with no doggill old
Olympics when nobody entered really and World Cup that's a
long way off. Yeah, but oh, everybody's supposed to be
talking about the World Cup.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Hang on before you tell us about last night's game.
There people are not buying Olympic tickets. Do you guys
want to go? No, don't seem like people do I
want to go?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Is it in Los Angeles? Are the ones we're talking
about this year?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's not in America. It's in a foreign country the
Winter Olympics or February.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
But that's not around here. I don't think we're going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No. I signed by California.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, that's years from now.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's a foreign country.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Jalen Hurt quarterback and for the Eagles. Oh, by the way,
just to cheer everybody else, because I know a lot
of people that aren't even football fans love to hear
about any team from Philadelphia losing anything. And the Philadelphia
Eagles lost to the Chargers last night in overtime. One
of the reasons might have been the five turnovers from
Jalen Hurt, the quarterback for the Eagles, who after the game,
(02:53):
somebody actually pointed out to you know, you turned the
ball over five times. He said, yeah, I did not
play well enough to win oh, you think that's maybe
the understatement of the year of twenty twenty five. So
four uh yeah, the Eagles just they couldn't put it together.
One of the turnovers was in overtime, which is always
a bad idea. And one of the turnovers he turned
(03:15):
the ball over twice in one play. What huh yeah?
Oh yeah he uh. He threw an interception in the
second quarter and a defensive lineman grabbed the ball and
then when he was tackled, he fumbled the ball. Jalen
Hurst recovered the fumble and then lost it again on
(03:36):
the same play. It was not their night.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Maybe maybe he wanted it to happen just so that
it would be more challenging for him later on.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You think they're gonna bring him up on charges for
helping these people with their with their draft, with their
with their betting and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Or yeah, or the what could be what is it
dungeons and dragons for sports fans?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know the fantasy leagues?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, they ain't good, that's all. I don't. I don't
know what you know what the pointspray it was. But
they did lose the game, all right, It did look bad.
Can I do one it's great, but you want to
do a bet. I have a sports story at Oh
Sports the Door, and you're gonna love it. It's about
Muslim soccer. Oh the way it starts, Okay, that's gonna
(04:21):
be disappointing.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Later the twenty twenty six World Cup.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Every year has a Pride Match, and this year it's
gonna be in Seattle. It's a pro homosexuality soccer game.
Guess which two teams it features. I ran in Egypt. Oh,
my god, I and I this is one pride themed
sporting event.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I am totally into this.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I want to see both teams wearing rainbow Pride jerseys.
I want to see them take the field with Billy
Porter and Rue Paul. I want to see the village
people performing at the halftime show.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I would like to make one recommendation. I wouldn't go
see it live enough.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You know what, guys, The twenty twenty six World Cup
Pride Match will be held as the teams from Egypt
and Iran, two countries where homosexuality is illegal.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
How many face off against each other in Seattle? How
many people do you think are gonna go to that
game wearing a dynamite vest i mean, I mean, there
might be forty fifty of them in there.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They said, this is so great.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
The Seattle Pride Match Advisory Committee insists the Pride recognition
will go on as planned, despite the fact that the
two teams featured.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I kind of think they did this on purpose. They
don't seem like it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
They're asking for trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The irony is so rich and iran.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
The maximum punishment for gay sex is the death penalty.
In Egypt, morality laws frequently used to suppress LGBTQ plus
rights and relationships.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
According to the BBC, that's a mouthful, right. There A
thought that the penalty was like a penalty kick. You know,
you come out in that golf gay on the soccer field,
other team gets a penalty kick, right, so that's all
this That game will just be nothing. But Kennelly picks
penalty came back and forth.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
According to the report, Many soccer fans felt the dichotomy
excuse me, dichotomy between the existence of the gay Pride
match and the two anti gay countries that will play
during the event.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Was a little much to take. Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Some people had social media thought it was hilarious. Others
thought it was an abomination.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Funding until people start getting blowed up.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I know this doesn't seem like the position I would
take on this, but this is for the first time
in my life, I am.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Really found a soccer match you want to You want to.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
See not only soccer, a gay pride themed major sporting
event that I want to watch.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I love this. Only the Dallas What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The Texas Rangers are the only team in the m
l MLB that doesn't do gay night.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah? No, far you think some mothers not jump on that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Man. I had a friend and he went to a
Padres game once.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He was in San Diego on a business trip, and
he showed up and he called me in the He's like, hey, dude,
I made a baseball game. You know, you know your
astros are out here. I was like, that's great. Yeah,
and then he says to me, yeah, it's weird. Is
everyone at this baseball game is a guy. He's like,
there's no women here. It's the weirdest thing. And about
twenty minutes later he texted me he was like, oh,
(07:10):
you know, like, you take your kid to a baseball
game and there's dudes kissing everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't even I don't care if you're gay. This
isn't even about that.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
But why do we need sporting events that celebrate what
you're doing in the bedroom. It has nothing to do
with baseball. No, no, not even a little bit. But
but once again I will point out this is I
am for this.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think this is great.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We need the gay stuff and the Muslim stuff to
be thrust together, whether they like it or not, we
need it as we need those two things as close
together as possible.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, the Italians say they ain't worried, but right here
it says only about half of the twenty twenty six
Winter Olympic Games, about half of the tickets have been sold.
And I guess they're gonna be in Italy because Italy
says they all right, they ain't worried about it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh, Milano, Milano, Milano, Cortina, twenty twenty six games, it says, Oh.
Is that how Italians say Milan? It's not in Milan,
it's in Milano, Cortina, it says Milan Courtino. Here mine
says Milano. That's wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Your computer is always wrong. Why is that?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Let's see the Winner Olympics, also known as the Winner,
is a major scene and where where does it. I'm
trying to find the thing for this year. Uh, here
we go. Olympic Winter Games twenty twenty six. Milano, Cortina.
That's what it says. That's I don't know that's what
they're calling it. That oh might be a hyphen.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's m.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It's an a. It's not oh Milano. No, you're right,
I get it. I thought you met Cortina. You mean Milano.
I don't know, dude. I'm not the one that's organizing this.
I'm just telling you what it says on my screen.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
You know, we're still talking about the Olympics, right, I
kind of want to go.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's in Northeasteadily.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
We got a rule, we don't talk about the Olympics
for this long.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's a joint bid between Milan and Cortina Dianpezo, which
is a town in Commune in the Alps.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Is that cause they got mountains?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Mountains?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Because they got to have mountains for winter stuff? You
know that winter sports stuff they do.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, because I don't think Milan has mountains. What are
they gonna do in Milan fashion? That's true? Yeah, Okay,
I think it's cool. Good for Italy. Italy's got the
Winter Olympics. It doesn't really make sense because I don't
think of that as like a real cold country.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But oh they Yeah, I'm sure it's got some incredible
world class skiers. So how did they learn?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Look, as you know, during Christmas time in Italy, the
reindeer have a hard time traveling on top of the mountains.
That's why they got Dominic to help out. Santa Claus.
It's a classic Christmas story. Dominic the Donkey had the
ability to travel on the side of the icy mountains
of Italy, and you know, the reindeer couldn't handle it.
(09:45):
Their hoofs couldn't figure out how to climb up the
side of the well.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
That's why they're supposed to fly, just like Santa's reindeer fly,
don't the rest of them.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's ridiculous, Billy. We all know they have to land
at some point. They can't just hover in the air.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Santa's reindeer are also magic. They got the magical reindeer
flying dust. Yeah, but at some point they have to
stop take a breakfast. They gotta eat the cookies. They
skid on their little hooves. You know, they get all
in the ice.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I'm beginning to think you guys are fully grown men
who don't even understand how Christmas magic.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I think I do. No, I told you a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Michelle is not a man, Okay, so please stop calling
her Big mic She really hates that.
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They said that's one of the reasons that the tickets
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months to go. They think they'll be all right, But
(10:44):
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Speaker 3 (11:52):
All right, but you're not gonna go to the olympicuse
I don't care if they're in Italy. You don't get
time off for that.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm gonna go to the one in LA.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
That's another four country. I'm not sure if you're a passport.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Up to speed Oh, believe me. I'm aware of the
fact that it's a foreign country.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You show that passport.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Mister certainly agree with you on that one.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
All right, kidd ows zero awake, We're awake. It's time
to talk about the farmers. I got mixed feelings about
this one.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Trump giving them money.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I have a family member who's a soybean farmer. He's
one of my best friends. I think i'd be bragging
about that. Why soybean farmer come on about something we
can eat?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Is he kidding? I don't know what to tough. I
don't think he knows what.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They feed that to animals to make animals grow so
we can eat them. I guess that's yeah. I guess
that's important. Soy Beans are had like going to a
Japanese restaurant. Sure, they make all kinds of stuff with
soy but to sayy make men have boobs is what
they do. You eat all them soybeans, and you're gonna
have all them estugen hormones, and the next thing you know,
(12:53):
you're gonna be trans.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, you ever you ever have Adam, Mammy Billy who, No,
that's disgusting, forget it. It's just rude. Okay, the same
people that grow soybeans also grow corn.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It's the same thing. They alternate each year.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It's a long story, but Donald Trump yesterday decided to
give twelve billion dollars away to the farmers.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Delighted to announce this afternoon that the United States will
be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions
of dollars we receive in tariffs. We are making a
lot of money from countries that took advantage of us
for years. They took advantage of us like nobody's ever seen.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
China cut off the purchase of American soybeans during this
trade war. And to try to help out the farmers,
Donald Trump is going to take what he claims is
the money we're making from tariffs and give it to
the farmers.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Now. He is also pointing out here farmers don't want
a free hand.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
You know the interesting thing about the farm they don't
want to They wanted just to have a level of
playfield act. I've seen that more with farmers than anybody
else any other industry. Right, we send it more with
farmers where I've had meetings like this, primarily in the
first term, and we did a great job. We turned
it around. This is going to be the Golden Age.
But if the farmers don't want aid, they want to
(14:02):
have a level playing field, because if they have a
level playing field, they'll do better than anybody else.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Look, if you're tired of Washington elite shipping American jobs overseas,
this is an effort to correct that. Now, again I
have mixed feelings about it, but direct payments to US
producers only prioritizing those in red states like Iowa, Kansas,
people who help fuel our feugue security.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Is probably not bad.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's not what I would have done, but this buys
time for Trump's negotiations to crush some unfair barriers, reopening markets,
boosting exports.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Hopefully that happens.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
If it's a short term solution that is supposed to
supplement a long term solution, I'm okay with it. But
if we're just going to give twelve billion dollars away
to the farmers every year, I do have some questions
to put them on.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Of course, that doesn't sound like that's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
So at the end of the day, I would say
this is not a bad thing, even though again it's
not what I would do.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That what you would have done. That's a big slap
in the face to Trump and everybody that works for him.
It's like, well, damn, we thought we were on something
here with this MAGA thing. And then Kenny says, no,
that's not what he would have done. But that's but
here many people you think are just going to quit
the Trump administration now because they found out you.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Don't approve Thanks.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Thanks. I got to think you're gonna have a lot
of people out of work now. But let's not forget this,
and this is the most important part. Here's something I
would have done.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Trump taking care of some of the unfair restrictions and regulations,
particularly those created by environmentalists who don't understand how farms work.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, i'd like to add before going to Scott, and
I think it's very important. We're going to also give
the tractor companies John Deere and all of the companies
that make the equipment. We're going to take off a
lot of the environmental restrictions that they have on machinery.
It's ridiculous. I know, because I buy a lot of
that machinery for different things. We have a lot of
(15:49):
big clubs with you know, hundreds thousands of acres and
I buy a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
And you buy it.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
It's it's got so much equipment on it for the
environmental it doesn't do anything that makes the equipment much
more expensive and much more complicated to work, and it's
not as good as the old days. And we're going
to take a lot of that nonsense off of the equipment,
which is going to reduce and we're going to do it.
And we're going to say you're going to reduce the prices.
(16:16):
We're not going to do it. And they're not going
to reduce it and have to reduce their prices.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Because farming equipment has gotten too expensive.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Wordy boy, any okay, well you get the point right.
Let's start to drift it off there a little bit. Well,
are we talking about farmer still?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
He's getting rid of the environmental regulations on farming equipment
so that you can purchase tools and vehicles for your
farm that'll be more affordable and more effective, rather than
playing by the rules created by people who.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Don't understand farms. That's how they will do you.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And he apparently draws the line between farms and golf courses.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I guess they're pretty similar.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Billy.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
All right, Now we take it to New York City
where the mayor elects Jorhan Bamdani has appointed my sone Linen.
I don't know if I'm saying his name right, but
I do know this. He's a criminal. He went to
for armed robbery and now he is in charge of
the city Hall transition team or he's a part of it.
Why he is an ex convict been appointed by Zorhan? Mom, Donnie,
(17:10):
you know why?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I understand when the dude serve his time, he paid
his dues, he come out, he rehabilitated individual. Now he
has served his time, demand deserve a second chance? Am
I right? But also, was there any non criminals that
could have done this job? Well? Kind of wonder what
his specialty is that made him stand out and look
(17:33):
like demand for the job.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Look, I'm an outlaw. My friends are outlaws.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I travel around the country doing comedy with a guy
who went to prison for committing similar crimes. But we're
not putting him in charge of a major government municipal office.
Here we have him tell boner jokes about politicians. It's
a little different.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I am an outlaw, yeah, and you're wiry. Hell, he
am wiry.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's cute. Yeah, it's so cute.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, it's funny. All kung fu on your ass, buddy, What.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Are you going to join the TSA? You might as
well if you're gonna get all you know worked up
like that. You heard about that TSA agent at the
airport up in New York.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Huh are they hiring?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Maybe not? They might after this incident, they might just
completely do away with the TSA forever.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, I guess I'll have to tell you when we
get back from break man.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I can't wait to find out.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Well, and then right after that, we're also going to
take a trip to CNN where it's the most wonderful
time of the year.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Dad like a cloud, Choli, Bob, Dad like a cloud, Choldy.
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson
One of our listeners made this song. It's called the
Cackle of the Jackal. It's a reggae song using all
quotes from Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Actually, one of our listeners submitted this, This would have
been great during the election. No offense, bro, I don't
know nobody's talking about Kamala anymore. I think it's funny.
You did a good job where some of my cohorts
are all walking into the room right now. Guys, the
commercial ended a minute ago. Get back on the mic
over there, buddy, what are you all doing. I was
playing this reggae song that a listener submitted.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's you've got a radio show going on here, huh?
And with me? Ain't that interesting?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The show was over.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's a submission from a listener about Kamala and I
was just saying that sort of been awesome during the election.
It's still pretty funny. But hey, it's Christmas time now
we're going back.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And about them. How about them Golden Globes? Huh? You
all excited about them? Golden Globe nomination?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I can't tell if you're talking about the awards ceremony
or Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, you can't talk about either one. You said, no
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All right, Monday night football. That's that's pretty much all
the is right now. Because of the Olympic chickens ain't selling.
I ain't gonna dog your show with no doggill old
Olympics when nobody entered really and World Cup that's a
long way off. Yeah, but oh, everybody's supposed to be
talking about the World Cup.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Hang on before you tell us about last night's game.
There people are not buying Olympic tickets. Do you guys
want to go? No, don't seem like people do I
want to go?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Is it in Los Angeles? Are the ones we're talking
about this year?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's not in America. It's in a foreign country the
Winter Olympics or February.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
But that's not around here. I don't think we're going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No. I signed by California.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, that's years from now.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's a foreign country.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Jalen Hurt quarterback and for the Eagles. Oh, by the way,
just to cheer everybody else, because I know a lot
of people that aren't even football fans love to hear
about any team from Philadelphia losing anything. And the Philadelphia
Eagles lost to the Chargers last night in overtime. One
of the reasons might have been the five turnovers from
Jalen Hurt, the quarterback for the Eagles, who after the game,
(02:53):
somebody actually pointed out to you know, you turned the
ball over five times. He said, yeah, I did not
play well enough to win oh, you think that's maybe
the understatement of the year of twenty twenty five. So
four uh yeah, the Eagles just they couldn't put it together.
One of the turnovers was in overtime, which is always
a bad idea. And one of the turnovers he turned
(03:15):
the ball over twice in one play. What huh yeah?
Oh yeah he uh. He threw an interception in the
second quarter and a defensive lineman grabbed the ball and
then when he was tackled, he fumbled the ball. Jalen
Hurst recovered the fumble and then lost it again on
(03:36):
the same play. It was not their night.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Maybe maybe he wanted it to happen just so that
it would be more challenging for him later on.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You think they're gonna bring him up on charges for
helping these people with their with their draft, with their
with their betting and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Or yeah, or the what could be what is it
dungeons and dragons for sports fans?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know the fantasy leagues?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, they ain't good, that's all. I don't. I don't
know what you know what the pointspray it was. But
they did lose the game, all right, It did look bad.
Can I do one it's great, but you want to
do a bet. I have a sports story at Oh
Sports the Door, and you're gonna love it. It's about
Muslim soccer. Oh the way it starts, Okay, that's gonna
(04:21):
be disappointing.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Later the twenty twenty six World Cup.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Every year has a Pride Match, and this year it's
gonna be in Seattle. It's a pro homosexuality soccer game.
Guess which two teams it features. I ran in Egypt. Oh,
my god, I and I this is one pride themed
sporting event.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I am totally into this.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I want to see both teams wearing rainbow Pride jerseys.
I want to see them take the field with Billy
Porter and Rue Paul. I want to see the village
people performing at the halftime show.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I would like to make one recommendation. I wouldn't go
see it live enough.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You know what, guys, The twenty twenty six World Cup
Pride Match will be held as the teams from Egypt
and Iran, two countries where homosexuality is illegal.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
How many face off against each other in Seattle? How
many people do you think are gonna go to that
game wearing a dynamite vest i mean, I mean, there
might be forty fifty of them in there.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They said, this is so great.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
The Seattle Pride Match Advisory Committee insists the Pride recognition
will go on as planned, despite the fact that the
two teams featured.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I kind of think they did this on purpose. They
don't seem like it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
They're asking for trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The irony is so rich and iran.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
The maximum punishment for gay sex is the death penalty.
In Egypt, morality laws frequently used to suppress LGBTQ plus
rights and relationships.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
According to the BBC, that's a mouthful, right. There A
thought that the penalty was like a penalty kick. You know,
you come out in that golf gay on the soccer field,
other team gets a penalty kick, right, so that's all
this That game will just be nothing. But Kennelly picks
penalty came back and forth.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
According to the report, Many soccer fans felt the dichotomy
excuse me, dichotomy between the existence of the gay Pride
match and the two anti gay countries that will play
during the event.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Was a little much to take. Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Some people had social media thought it was hilarious. Others
thought it was an abomination.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Funding until people start getting blowed up.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I know this doesn't seem like the position I would
take on this, but this is for the first time
in my life, I am.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Really found a soccer match you want to You want to.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
See not only soccer, a gay pride themed major sporting
event that I want to watch.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I love this. Only the Dallas What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The Texas Rangers are the only team in the m
l MLB that doesn't do gay night.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah? No, far you think some mothers not jump on that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Man. I had a friend and he went to a
Padres game once.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He was in San Diego on a business trip, and
he showed up and he called me in the He's like, hey, dude,
I made a baseball game. You know, you know your
astros are out here. I was like, that's great. Yeah,
and then he says to me, yeah, it's weird. Is
everyone at this baseball game is a guy. He's like,
there's no women here. It's the weirdest thing. And about
twenty minutes later he texted me he was like, oh,
(07:10):
you know, like, you take your kid to a baseball
game and there's dudes kissing everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't even I don't care if you're gay. This
isn't even about that.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
But why do we need sporting events that celebrate what
you're doing in the bedroom. It has nothing to do
with baseball. No, no, not even a little bit. But
but once again I will point out this is I
am for this.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think this is great.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We need the gay stuff and the Muslim stuff to
be thrust together, whether they like it or not, we
need it as we need those two things as close
together as possible.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, the Italians say they ain't worried, but right here
it says only about half of the twenty twenty six
Winter Olympic Games, about half of the tickets have been sold.
And I guess they're gonna be in Italy because Italy
says they all right, they ain't worried about it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh, Milano, Milano, Milano, Cortina, twenty twenty six games, it says, Oh.
Is that how Italians say Milan? It's not in Milan,
it's in Milano, Cortina, it says Milan Courtino. Here mine
says Milano. That's wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Your computer is always wrong. Why is that?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Let's see the Winner Olympics, also known as the Winner,
is a major scene and where where does it. I'm
trying to find the thing for this year. Uh, here
we go. Olympic Winter Games twenty twenty six. Milano, Cortina.
That's what it says. That's I don't know that's what
they're calling it. That oh might be a hyphen.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's m.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It's an a. It's not oh Milano. No, you're right,
I get it. I thought you met Cortina. You mean Milano.
I don't know, dude. I'm not the one that's organizing this.
I'm just telling you what it says on my screen.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
You know, we're still talking about the Olympics, right, I
kind of want to go.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's in Northeasteadily.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
We got a rule, we don't talk about the Olympics
for this long.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's a joint bid between Milan and Cortina Dianpezo, which
is a town in Commune in the Alps.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Is that cause they got mountains?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Mountains?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Because they got to have mountains for winter stuff? You
know that winter sports stuff they do.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, because I don't think Milan has mountains. What are
they gonna do in Milan fashion? That's true? Yeah, Okay,
I think it's cool. Good for Italy. Italy's got the
Winter Olympics. It doesn't really make sense because I don't
think of that as like a real cold country.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But oh they Yeah, I'm sure it's got some incredible
world class skiers. So how did they learn?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Look, as you know, during Christmas time in Italy, the
reindeer have a hard time traveling on top of the mountains.
That's why they got Dominic to help out. Santa Claus.
It's a classic Christmas story. Dominic the Donkey had the
ability to travel on the side of the icy mountains
of Italy, and you know, the reindeer couldn't handle it.
(09:45):
Their hoofs couldn't figure out how to climb up the
side of the well.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
That's why they're supposed to fly, just like Santa's reindeer fly,
don't the rest of them.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's ridiculous, Billy. We all know they have to land
at some point. They can't just hover in the air.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Santa's reindeer are also magic. They got the magical reindeer
flying dust. Yeah, but at some point they have to
stop take a breakfast. They gotta eat the cookies. They
skid on their little hooves. You know, they get all
in the ice.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I'm beginning to think you guys are fully grown men
who don't even understand how Christmas magic.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I think I do. No, I told you a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Michelle is not a man, Okay, so please stop calling
her Big mic She really hates that.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
This is the Walton and Johnson show, the Olympic situation,
that the Olympics are in multiple cities this time around.
They said that's one of the reasons that the tickets
don't seem to be selling like they had hope. Sluggish
is the word they use. They've sold about half of
the tickets so far, and they've got a couple of
months to go. They think they'll be all right, But
(10:44):
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That bundle is bundled together to save you money. You
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like a meal at a fast food restaurant, as opposed
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and then you get the promo code too, so that helps.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
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Speaker 3 (11:52):
All right, but you're not gonna go to the olympicuse
I don't care if they're in Italy. You don't get
time off for that.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm gonna go to the one in LA.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
That's another four country. I'm not sure if you're a passport.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Up to speed Oh, believe me. I'm aware of the
fact that it's a foreign country.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You show that passport.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Mister certainly agree with you on that one.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
All right, kidd ows zero awake, We're awake. It's time
to talk about the farmers. I got mixed feelings about
this one.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Trump giving them money.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I have a family member who's a soybean farmer. He's
one of my best friends. I think i'd be bragging
about that. Why soybean farmer come on about something we
can eat?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Is he kidding? I don't know what to tough. I
don't think he knows what.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They feed that to animals to make animals grow so
we can eat them. I guess that's yeah. I guess
that's important. Soy Beans are had like going to a
Japanese restaurant. Sure, they make all kinds of stuff with
soy but to sayy make men have boobs is what
they do. You eat all them soybeans, and you're gonna
have all them estugen hormones, and the next thing you know,
(12:53):
you're gonna be trans.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, you ever you ever have Adam, Mammy Billy who, No,
that's disgusting, forget it. It's just rude. Okay, the same
people that grow soybeans also grow corn.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It's the same thing. They alternate each year.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It's a long story, but Donald Trump yesterday decided to
give twelve billion dollars away to the farmers.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Delighted to announce this afternoon that the United States will
be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions
of dollars we receive in tariffs. We are making a
lot of money from countries that took advantage of us
for years. They took advantage of us like nobody's ever seen.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
China cut off the purchase of American soybeans during this
trade war. And to try to help out the farmers,
Donald Trump is going to take what he claims is
the money we're making from tariffs and give it to
the farmers.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Now. He is also pointing out here farmers don't want
a free hand.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
You know the interesting thing about the farm they don't
want to They wanted just to have a level of
playfield act. I've seen that more with farmers than anybody
else any other industry. Right, we send it more with
farmers where I've had meetings like this, primarily in the
first term, and we did a great job. We turned
it around. This is going to be the Golden Age.
But if the farmers don't want aid, they want to
(14:02):
have a level playing field, because if they have a
level playing field, they'll do better than anybody else.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Look, if you're tired of Washington elite shipping American jobs overseas,
this is an effort to correct that. Now, again I
have mixed feelings about it, but direct payments to US
producers only prioritizing those in red states like Iowa, Kansas,
people who help fuel our feugue security.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Is probably not bad.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's not what I would have done, but this buys
time for Trump's negotiations to crush some unfair barriers, reopening markets,
boosting exports.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Hopefully that happens.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
If it's a short term solution that is supposed to
supplement a long term solution, I'm okay with it. But
if we're just going to give twelve billion dollars away
to the farmers every year, I do have some questions
to put them on.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Of course, that doesn't sound like that's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
So at the end of the day, I would say
this is not a bad thing, even though again it's
not what I would do.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That what you would have done. That's a big slap
in the face to Trump and everybody that works for him.
It's like, well, damn, we thought we were on something
here with this MAGA thing. And then Kenny says, no,
that's not what he would have done. But that's but
here many people you think are just going to quit
the Trump administration now because they found out you.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Don't approve Thanks.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Thanks. I got to think you're gonna have a lot
of people out of work now. But let's not forget this,
and this is the most important part. Here's something I
would have done.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Trump taking care of some of the unfair restrictions and regulations,
particularly those created by environmentalists who don't understand how farms work.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, i'd like to add before going to Scott, and
I think it's very important. We're going to also give
the tractor companies John Deere and all of the companies
that make the equipment. We're going to take off a
lot of the environmental restrictions that they have on machinery.
It's ridiculous. I know, because I buy a lot of
that machinery for different things. We have a lot of
(15:49):
big clubs with you know, hundreds thousands of acres and
I buy a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
And you buy it.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
It's it's got so much equipment on it for the
environmental it doesn't do anything that makes the equipment much
more expensive and much more complicated to work, and it's
not as good as the old days. And we're going
to take a lot of that nonsense off of the equipment,
which is going to reduce and we're going to do it.
And we're going to say you're going to reduce the prices.
(16:16):
We're not going to do it. And they're not going
to reduce it and have to reduce their prices.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Because farming equipment has gotten too expensive.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Wordy boy, any okay, well you get the point right.
Let's start to drift it off there a little bit. Well,
are we talking about farmer still?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
He's getting rid of the environmental regulations on farming equipment
so that you can purchase tools and vehicles for your
farm that'll be more affordable and more effective, rather than
playing by the rules created by people who.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Don't understand farms. That's how they will do you.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And he apparently draws the line between farms and golf courses.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I guess they're pretty similar.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Billy.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
All right, Now we take it to New York City
where the mayor elects Jorhan Bamdani has appointed my sone Linen.
I don't know if I'm saying his name right, but
I do know this. He's a criminal. He went to
for armed robbery and now he is in charge of
the city Hall transition team or he's a part of it.
Why he is an ex convict been appointed by Zorhan? Mom, Donnie,
(17:10):
you know why?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I understand when the dude serve his time, he paid
his dues, he come out, he rehabilitated individual. Now he
has served his time, demand deserve a second chance? Am
I right? But also, was there any non criminals that
could have done this job? Well? Kind of wonder what
his specialty is that made him stand out and look
(17:33):
like demand for the job.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Look, I'm an outlaw. My friends are outlaws.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I travel around the country doing comedy with a guy
who went to prison for committing similar crimes. But we're
not putting him in charge of a major government municipal office.
Here we have him tell boner jokes about politicians. It's
a little different.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I am an outlaw, yeah, and you're wiry. Hell, he
am wiry.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
That's cute. Yeah, it's so cute.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, it's funny. All kung fu on your ass, buddy, What.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Are you going to join the TSA? You might as
well if you're gonna get all you know worked up
like that. You heard about that TSA agent at the
airport up in New York.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Huh are they hiring?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Maybe not? They might after this incident, they might just
completely do away with the TSA forever.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, I guess I'll have to tell you when we
get back from break man.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I can't wait to find out.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Well, and then right after that, we're also going to
take a trip to CNN where it's the most wonderful
time of the year.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Dad like a cloud, Choli, Bob, Dad like a cloud, Choldy.
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