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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Walling In Johnson Show and mister and I started doing
sports and I was like.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Whatever, yeah, that's what they did, all right? Yeah, and
then they played this song about you know, like what help,
and I was like, well what deah?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And then mister Kenneth is like celebrity birthdays and I
was like whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
That's an hour from now. By the way, thanks for
the promotion. If you get to listen to the last hour,
great stick around. If not, make sure you have the
Walton Johnson app and you know how to get the
show on wherever, whenever, because there's multiple ways to go
about that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
But before we get to any of that, we have
found another way to make you vomit. Oh good Craft
is now selling apple pie flavored mac and cheese online
for holiday season.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You know who blamed Abisco for this? They started that
Oreo nonsense, and now Kraft is messing with mac and
cheese and it's just out of control.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now, well, what do you think about that? What is
Oreo done? They're changing Oreos, They're changing Kraft mac and cheese.
You're probably more mad about the Oreos.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So, yeah, I've been upset about this for years, just
like I've always told him I said, don't California my oreos.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Dude, don't California your oreos.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And that's exactly what they're doing to him. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Anyway, you could buy a single package at Walmart for
a buck forty eight, but why would you want to?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Here's a clip and.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Still tastes like mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Also, would you say it tastes like now apple pie
flavored mac and cheese. You know how this kind of
reminds me of is that scene in the movie American Pie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Who else could be the face of new Kraft mac
and Cheese apple pie flavor other than me America's pie guy. Look,
I made apple pie famous once. I'm ready to do
it again.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And by do it, I mean no, just kidd I'm
just kidding. Chasing Beggs. He boned a pie.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
He made a lot of money early in his career,
and then he kind of disappeared.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Because he was embarrassed about sticking in the pie.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, this wauch surprise you at all. Alcohol, he had
a drinking problem. He was getting drunk on set all
the time. And yeah he was you call ruin your life,
my man? Ye, And and interesting all these people that
drink like fish and then they want to outlaw pot
Oh yeah, yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Leave it alone?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, roller coasters are designed to scare people, but one
ride was just a little too effective. Last month, Apparently,
there is a six Flags theme park in Kansas City
called Worlds of Fun. This girl gets on the ride,
her seatbelt immediately fails. The ride called the Mamba Ride.
(02:31):
Mister ol was going seventy five miles per hour. Mamba Mamba,
the Black Mambo. It does sound a little uh. So
she's riding the Mamba without a seat belt. She didn't
have happened and she and so she could her she
would have flown out of the thing if not for
the other passengers sitting around her.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
The heroic action captured on video.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She didn't have any protection when she was riding the
Black Mamba.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I know, I was surprised too. That's risky, uh life hack.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The surest way to avoid dying on a roller coaster
is not to get on a roller coaster winter winter
chicken dinner, and especially if it's one.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Of those like we reported earlier this week. And I
don't remember which city it was now, but it was
one of those fairs in the parking lot outside of
an abandoned mall, and people flew out of it the
ferris wheel because it tilted funny and it sure wasn't
put together properly, and people are just shocked. This is
the first time it's ever crossed anybody's mind that these
(03:25):
drugged out illegal aliens probably didn't put the put the
equipment together safely and properly.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, you're onto something there. Have you ever noticed? There's
two kinds of traveling carnivals right there's the kind that
seems to be operated by a bunch of illegal immigrants,
and then there's a kind that's operated by a bunch
of toothless matheaticts.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yep, Which do you trust more? Eh?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh, there's a that's a coin flipper right there? Which
do you feel safer on? The guy that hasn't slept
in days or the dude that's in the country without
any id we're working on regulated and getting paid under
the table.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Dude, I'm not getting on one now.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That'd be interesting experiment, right set up until the world
have an illegal immigrant man assemble one, have some mathematics
to assemble the other one, and then just.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Start them running and let's see which one to fall.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
First, See which one falls and fired first, and we
could take mets on it and probably pay for the
whole thing.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Polymarket.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Apparently there's a problem in this country now with people
staying in the bathroom too long.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Really, well, Odessa, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, that's an issue over in Odessa and now California.
You wouldn't think people woul act like this in California.
And everybody in California nice and polite and they just
care about each other so much.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Well, that's how we've been told.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Riverside, California police, the chief area over there, said they
got them, got them an incident really at the McDonald's.
They got a call about a guy who'd been in
the bathroom for really long time. Peter V. I. Lobos
(05:06):
is the man's name. He had been in the bathroom
there at that McDonald's I guess for about an hour
they think, maybe a little over an hour and didn't
come out, and so they called the cops for like
a welfare check. He might have died in there. I
mean they were knocking on the stall, Hey, getn't no
(05:26):
answer or nothing. And then so they thought, well, this
guy might have died in there. He didn't. He hadn't died.
The chiefs and his deputies went over there after the call,
and they said he was in the men's room, and
you know, blah blah blah. They did a welfare check,
no criminal complaint at that point. And for some reason,
the guy, when he did finally come out of the bathroom,
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he didn't want to be, you know, deal with the cops.
And the cops were telling him, you you know, asking
him some questions, what's going on, why you've been in
here so long? Blah blah blah. He was unable to
verify his identity and became uncooperative, resisted being handcuffed, was
unable to give them his date of birth. So he
(06:09):
came out of the stall, washed his hands, and wanted
to head for the exit, but the police were detaining
him and he didn't think he needed to be detained,
and well, one thing led to another, and he became
involved in an arrest situation because you know, when the
cops detain you, they technically they can place you under
arrest for something, and he didn't want to be placed
under arrest. Long story short, which may be too late
(06:31):
by now. He died in police custody.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Did he want to die?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He wanted to be alive.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh good, Well then he didn't get his wish. No,
they said they've got camera views, they got a paramedic narration.
At the hospital, responders documented closed fist blows and elbows
with contusions to the forehead, nose, and lower extremities. Some
significant physical trauma happened somewhere along the way between the
(07:05):
McDonald's and the police station. And it's you know, naturally
they want to say that the police may have gone
overboard and they're arrest procedure. I don't know, it's a
lot of unanswered questions at this time, but people immediately
want to blame the cops. Where it sounds like this
old boy was a problem, calls her from day one,
(07:27):
just from the get go, he was just making trouble.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Well, you know, one way to not dying police custody
would be cooperate and follow the rules.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And you know, well they call that when you cooperate
with the police.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I believe it's called compliance. Compliant, that's right.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Non compliance is the exact opposite, and that's probably what
led to some of this trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Now here's the thing about compliance.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
From what I can tell from the research I've been
doing into this, it really seems to work. A lot
of people tried compliance and they had really good results
with it. And you know, we've done a little bit
of research ourselves into it and it turns out out
works great. Do you suffer from heart problems after being
recently shot in the chest by a police officer?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I failed to listen to the police, so I got
shot in the chest.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Compliance.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Are you having trouble breathing after a police officer puts
you in a neck hold?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I was struggling with the police when all of a sudden,
you put me in a neck hold. It's like he
didn't even hear me when I told him I was innocent.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Compliance.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Sadly, more and more Americans every day are reporting to
their doctors that they're suffering from law enforcement related health problems.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Fortunately, there is a cure.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Compliance.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Network featuring Steve
Johnson and Kenny Webster.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
A handsome guy, by the way, and they're usually not
my thing, but he is a good looking chucker.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You must be the new guy, Okay, We may not
hear all of your answers, but I'm just curious, how
cold does it need to get in your town in
this area, especially along the Gulf Coast.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
How cold does it need to get for you to
consider it to be a cold front because we've had
some cool fronts blue through already.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, it's all subjective based on how hot it was before.
If it went from one hundred and eighty, that would
be a cold front, right, Okay, But we've got a.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Cold front coming down into the Texas area next week.
I guess it'll actually get here sometime Saturday night or Sunday.
So the low in the Houston area Tuesday, Yeah, thirty six,
pretty cold day.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
That seems like a legit cold front to meet. So
that'll be late at night, though it won't be like that. Yeah, late,
the low.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Is usually you know, like at five, five o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
When I moved to Texas over a decade ago. I've
been in Texas now most of my adult life. I
can remember when I first got here and there would
be that first cold day, I would be bummed out.
I was like, ah, I moved to the South to
be warm. And now after all these years, I can't
wait for thirty five degrees.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But it is still usually warmer here than whatever it
is where you were. Oh yeah, it's probably degrees up there.
Like you said, you want the comparison, that's actually going
to work out real well.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, speaking of cold, there's nothing colder than Judge James
Bosberg's underwear.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
No one's going down there.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And now the guy that was basically the cause of
big arc to Crost is in a little bit of trouble.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
The judge has been assigned a number of high level
cases in recent years, ruling multiple times in favor of
efforts aimed at stopping Trump, and apparently he is now
going to be impeached.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Ilted Cruz decided to make this a special project. He is.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Isn't it weird that this one specific judge just somehow
got assigned four major Trump cases.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's the same guy constantly.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Senator Eric Schmidt calls that a statistical and possibility.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
In March, Chief Justice Bosberg right here in DC has
found himself into four major Trump cases. A statistical impossibility.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Bosberg took over the Alien Enemies Act and ordered play
to be turned around in the dead of night despite
not being the emergency judge on duty that night. It
seems clear that his chief judge he wants to be
able to grab cases for himself. I've had first hand
experience with this non random case assignment in our federal
(11:18):
appellate court system. When I was Attorney General Missouri, often
found myself litigating in the Eighth Circuit, a circuit of
unique makeup. Of the eleven judges in the circuit, ten
have been appointed by Republicans, Yet the one Democrat appointee,
Judge Jane Kelly, found herself hearing nearly every political sensitive
(11:41):
case in the circuit time after time, case after case,
miracle after miracle. For the Democrats, Judge Kelly would be
there for nearly every politically sensitive case. This was not
due to the good luck of Judge Kelly. The circuit
clerk's office signed cases to appellet panels was filled with
(12:02):
her former clerks in ideological compet.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You get the point.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let's positive. This is amazing. What a weird coincidence. How
did this one judge get all these cases? That's a puzzler.
It's almost like it happened on purpose. It's almost like
there is a swamp. It's almost like there is a
fourth branch of government with people that can't be fired
and lurk behind the scenes doing nefarious things against the
(12:27):
will of the people.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Why you really do love a good conspiracy theory, don't you?
With nothing to back it up on, no proof, no
evidence at all, you just want to why only speculate
about these things you know nothing about other than you
know the stuff we just told you.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I mean, that is incredible, Like it is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
If you were to place a bet on which judge
was going to get all these cases, would you have
bet it was the same judge? You would think, No,
that's a long shot, the same judge. Oh, there's so
many federal judges and just in that region alone, Why
would they give all the cases to this one guy
whose daughter benefited financially? U? S. A. I. D.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Will never be able to figure this one out.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's a puzzler, ain't it.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
It really is. It's a noodler of a puzzler.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I gotta tell you, I wish we had Colombo around
because he'd go back and ask you about just just
one more thing. I just got to ask you one
more thing.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You're right, we could ask Colombo, but unfortunately he took
the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, that didn't work out too well.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, I know, instead of getting him COVID. It's another
great coincidence.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's all that is. It's just a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hey, Billy had your favorite female rapper has Donald trumpet?
You on us?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
What's her name again, Cardi B?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is there?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Not Cardi B?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Nick?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Sorry not Nicki.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
She was supporting Trump years ago, saying the stuff he
was saying, and I was like, yeah, you get him,
you get him Trump. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And she has a really cool song out about what's
called Anna Konda.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I don't know what it's a song about.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Conduct Anna conduct my Anna conduct.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Don't want none unless you got buns on it.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
But like even us, at the end of the day Friday,
we informed you that well in them basically that President
of the United States had directed Congress into looking to
help the Nigerian Christians.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
If you follow us on social media, we were discussing it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Apparently they've killed off a few Christians over there.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, yeah, a lot, a lot, and they're just getting
slaughtered and the government's not doing anything about it. What
we did not expect and you never know what you'll
get from the Walton Johnson Show, obviously when we're reporting
the news. But what we did not expect was that
rapper Nicki Minaj would respond with the most decisive and
thoughtful message ever. I'll just read a little bit of
(14:41):
it to you. Yeah, reading this. Trump posted this thing
about wanting to help Nigeria the Christians, and Niki said,
reading this made me feel a deep sense of gratitude.
We live in a country where we can freely worship God.
No groups should ever be prosecuted for practicing their religion.
We don't have to share the same beliefs in order
for us to respect others. Numerous countries all around the
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world are being affected by this horror, and it's dangerous
to pretend we don't notice. Before she talk about the
murdering of the Nigerian Christians, horror horror, billiod Oh, you
sound like you said horror rural anyway she said, has
affected this horror, and it's dangerous to pretend we don't notice.
Thank you to the President and his team for taking
this seriously. God bless every persecuted Christian. Let's remember to
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lift them up in prayer.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So like, to me, is not like Nicki Minaje must
have took the vaccine for TDUS. Sounds like it. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Do you remember when they made fun of her because
she was against the COVID vaccine and then they said,
why are you against the COVID vaccine?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
She said, why did I get that?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
She said?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think it was something like my cousin got the
COVID vaccine and his balls became inflamed, and his fiance
thought he was cheating on her because he's got some
weird venereal diseases.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
And everybody looked at that and they were like eh.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And just like that, everybody said, my life's better than
Nicki minage.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Nickey does seem like a cool check, way cooler than
Cardi b Oh. Yeah, that's why I've always liked her.
When I accidentally confused them like that, did I do
a racism a little bit?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Man?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
About that, But we have friends who are you know,
so you'll probably get us out of it. It's like
getting out of a ticket or something. You know, you
got to know people.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Mister, Oh, I'm thinking about it. You're thinking, what come on,
what can I do.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Well let's see you wallet.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Hang on, I got a couple of twenties in here.
I got Billy D's visa card. Do you want to
use that for something?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'm glad you picked that up. I thought i'd lost it.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, it was you used it to open up the
office store down the hall where mister Kennet's been storing stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I guess I dropped it. Huh.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, keep that card.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I don't think you could charge near as much on
it as Probablylean usually does when she has it. What
does she?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, so I'm happy with it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Hey, exciting news from the world of Hollywood and the
Royals if you will.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh, yes, the Royals are back in the news.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, the former royals apparently too.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
P People who were just beloved by Hollywood no longer are.
A report today in page six claims that Megan Merkel
and Prince Harry have have have been soured by Hollywood,
or that is to say, Hollywood is soured by.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
The soured on them.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
They're no longer the if they ever were, the it couple.
And yeah, people don't care about them. People are sick
of them. The act has gotten stale. Netflix recently downgraded
their deal with the high profile pair. The couple had
originally signed for one million, one hundred million dollars one
hundred million, Yeah, and nobody was watching the stuff they
(17:37):
were producing, so they said, all right, we're going to
have to talk about that. We can't keep giving you
one hundred million dollars to make stuff nobody watches. Then
they had a deal with a podcast platform, Spotify, to
do a podcast. They were paid twenty million dollars. They
were supposed to do a whole bunch of episodes. They
did one season of something called Megan Markle's Archtypes. The
(17:57):
podcast was supposed to be called Confessions of a Female Founder.
Nobody was listening to it, nobody wanted it, nobody downloaded it.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
It's kind of like Michelle Obama's podcast. How is it?
These are the most famous people in the.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
World and they don't, you know, like, I know, we're
a bunch of nobody's, but we're crushing them in terms
of rader rating, and.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Damn straight we all listenership.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
And it's probably our humility. I'm pretty sure it all
goes back to the fact that we are extraordinarily humble,
more humble than pretty much anybody has ever been humbled
in their entire lives. Our humility is what makes us
so great.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, it's true. I try to be humbled too. I
try to follow in the footsteps of my my cohorts here.
You know, just because I'm tall and handsome and funny
and rich, and it doesn't mean I should let all
that go to my head.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You know, you're like the Mac Davis of radio. Who's
Mac Davis?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect
in every way. That's the song he's saying.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Bill, Yeah, that's amazing. Did you just think of that? Yeah,
that's a good melody.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It popped up in my head.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Man. If it wasn't for the fact that we're so humble,
I would call you a musical genius right now.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Oh go ahead.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
When do you work well, I'm something of a famous
radio personality.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
A radio I work at radio.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
That's not a real job.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Radio people are the coolest. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Walling In Johnson Show and mister and I started doing
sports and I was like.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Whatever, yeah, that's what they did, all right? Yeah, and
then they played this song about you know, like what help,
and I was like, well what deah?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And then mister Kenneth is like celebrity birthdays and I
was like whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
That's an hour from now. By the way, thanks for
the promotion. If you get to listen to the last hour,
great stick around. If not, make sure you have the
Walton Johnson app and you know how to get the
show on wherever, whenever, because there's multiple ways to go
about that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
But before we get to any of that, we have
found another way to make you vomit. Oh good Craft
is now selling apple pie flavored mac and cheese online
for holiday season.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You know who blamed Abisco for this? They started that
Oreo nonsense, and now Kraft is messing with mac and
cheese and it's just out of control.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now, well, what do you think about that? What is
Oreo done? They're changing Oreos, They're changing Kraft mac and cheese.
You're probably more mad about the Oreos.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So, yeah, I've been upset about this for years, just
like I've always told him I said, don't California my oreos.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Dude, don't California your oreos.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And that's exactly what they're doing to him. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Anyway, you could buy a single package at Walmart for
a buck forty eight, but why would you want to?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Here's a clip and.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Still tastes like mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Also, would you say it tastes like now apple pie
flavored mac and cheese. You know how this kind of
reminds me of is that scene in the movie American Pie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Who else could be the face of new Kraft mac
and Cheese apple pie flavor other than me America's pie guy. Look,
I made apple pie famous once. I'm ready to do
it again.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And by do it, I mean no, just kidd I'm
just kidding. Chasing Beggs. He boned a pie.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
He made a lot of money early in his career,
and then he kind of disappeared.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Because he was embarrassed about sticking in the pie.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, this wauch surprise you at all. Alcohol, he had
a drinking problem. He was getting drunk on set all
the time. And yeah he was you call ruin your life,
my man? Ye, And and interesting all these people that
drink like fish and then they want to outlaw pot
Oh yeah, yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Leave it alone?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, roller coasters are designed to scare people, but one
ride was just a little too effective. Last month, Apparently,
there is a six Flags theme park in Kansas City
called Worlds of Fun. This girl gets on the ride,
her seatbelt immediately fails. The ride called the Mamba Ride.
(02:31):
Mister ol was going seventy five miles per hour. Mamba Mamba,
the Black Mambo. It does sound a little uh. So
she's riding the Mamba without a seat belt. She didn't
have happened and she and so she could her she
would have flown out of the thing if not for
the other passengers sitting around her.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
The heroic action captured on video.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She didn't have any protection when she was riding the
Black Mamba.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I know, I was surprised too. That's risky, uh life hack.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The surest way to avoid dying on a roller coaster
is not to get on a roller coaster winter winter
chicken dinner, and especially if it's one.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Of those like we reported earlier this week. And I
don't remember which city it was now, but it was
one of those fairs in the parking lot outside of
an abandoned mall, and people flew out of it the
ferris wheel because it tilted funny and it sure wasn't
put together properly, and people are just shocked. This is
the first time it's ever crossed anybody's mind that these
(03:25):
drugged out illegal aliens probably didn't put the put the
equipment together safely and properly.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, you're onto something there. Have you ever noticed? There's
two kinds of traveling carnivals right there's the kind that
seems to be operated by a bunch of illegal immigrants,
and then there's a kind that's operated by a bunch
of toothless matheaticts.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yep, Which do you trust more? Eh?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh, there's a that's a coin flipper right there? Which
do you feel safer on? The guy that hasn't slept
in days or the dude that's in the country without
any id we're working on regulated and getting paid under
the table.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Dude, I'm not getting on one now.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That'd be interesting experiment, right set up until the world
have an illegal immigrant man assemble one, have some mathematics
to assemble the other one, and then just.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Start them running and let's see which one to fall.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
First, See which one falls and fired first, and we
could take mets on it and probably pay for the
whole thing.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Polymarket.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Apparently there's a problem in this country now with people
staying in the bathroom too long.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Really, well, Odessa, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, that's an issue over in Odessa and now California.
You wouldn't think people woul act like this in California.
And everybody in California nice and polite and they just
care about each other so much.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Well, that's how we've been told.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Riverside, California police, the chief area over there, said they
got them, got them an incident really at the McDonald's.
They got a call about a guy who'd been in
the bathroom for really long time. Peter V. I. Lobos
(05:06):
is the man's name. He had been in the bathroom
there at that McDonald's I guess for about an hour
they think, maybe a little over an hour and didn't
come out, and so they called the cops for like
a welfare check. He might have died in there. I
mean they were knocking on the stall, Hey, getn't no
(05:26):
answer or nothing. And then so they thought, well, this
guy might have died in there. He didn't. He hadn't died.
The chiefs and his deputies went over there after the call,
and they said he was in the men's room, and
you know, blah blah blah. They did a welfare check,
no criminal complaint at that point. And for some reason,
the guy, when he did finally come out of the bathroom,
(05:48):
he didn't want to be, you know, deal with the cops.
And the cops were telling him, you you know, asking
him some questions, what's going on, why you've been in
here so long? Blah blah blah. He was unable to
verify his identity and became uncooperative, resisted being handcuffed, was
unable to give them his date of birth. So he
(06:09):
came out of the stall, washed his hands, and wanted
to head for the exit, but the police were detaining
him and he didn't think he needed to be detained,
and well, one thing led to another, and he became
involved in an arrest situation because you know, when the
cops detain you, they technically they can place you under
arrest for something, and he didn't want to be placed
under arrest. Long story short, which may be too late
(06:31):
by now. He died in police custody.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Did he want to die?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He wanted to be alive.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh good, Well then he didn't get his wish. No,
they said they've got camera views, they got a paramedic narration.
At the hospital, responders documented closed fist blows and elbows
with contusions to the forehead, nose, and lower extremities. Some
significant physical trauma happened somewhere along the way between the
(07:05):
McDonald's and the police station. And it's you know, naturally
they want to say that the police may have gone
overboard and they're arrest procedure. I don't know, it's a
lot of unanswered questions at this time, but people immediately
want to blame the cops. Where it sounds like this
old boy was a problem, calls her from day one,
(07:27):
just from the get go, he was just making trouble.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Well, you know, one way to not dying police custody
would be cooperate and follow the rules.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And you know, well they call that when you cooperate
with the police.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I believe it's called compliance. Compliant, that's right.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Non compliance is the exact opposite, and that's probably what
led to some of this trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Now here's the thing about compliance.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
From what I can tell from the research I've been
doing into this, it really seems to work. A lot
of people tried compliance and they had really good results
with it. And you know, we've done a little bit
of research ourselves into it and it turns out out
works great. Do you suffer from heart problems after being
recently shot in the chest by a police officer?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I failed to listen to the police, so I got
shot in the chest.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Compliance.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Are you having trouble breathing after a police officer puts
you in a neck hold?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I was struggling with the police when all of a sudden,
you put me in a neck hold. It's like he
didn't even hear me when I told him I was innocent.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Compliance.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Sadly, more and more Americans every day are reporting to
their doctors that they're suffering from law enforcement related health problems.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Fortunately, there is a cure.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Compliance.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Network featuring Steve
Johnson and Kenny Webster.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
A handsome guy, by the way, and they're usually not
my thing, but he is a good looking chucker.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You must be the new guy, Okay, We may not
hear all of your answers, but I'm just curious, how
cold does it need to get in your town in
this area, especially along the Gulf Coast.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
How cold does it need to get for you to
consider it to be a cold front because we've had
some cool fronts blue through already.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, it's all subjective based on how hot it was before.
If it went from one hundred and eighty, that would
be a cold front, right, Okay, But we've got a.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Cold front coming down into the Texas area next week.
I guess it'll actually get here sometime Saturday night or Sunday.
So the low in the Houston area Tuesday, Yeah, thirty six,
pretty cold day.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
That seems like a legit cold front to meet. So
that'll be late at night, though it won't be like that. Yeah, late,
the low.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Is usually you know, like at five, five o'clock in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
When I moved to Texas over a decade ago. I've
been in Texas now most of my adult life. I
can remember when I first got here and there would
be that first cold day, I would be bummed out.
I was like, ah, I moved to the South to
be warm. And now after all these years, I can't
wait for thirty five degrees.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But it is still usually warmer here than whatever it
is where you were. Oh yeah, it's probably degrees up there.
Like you said, you want the comparison, that's actually going
to work out real well.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, speaking of cold, there's nothing colder than Judge James
Bosberg's underwear.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
No one's going down there.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And now the guy that was basically the cause of
big arc to Crost is in a little bit of trouble.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
The judge has been assigned a number of high level
cases in recent years, ruling multiple times in favor of
efforts aimed at stopping Trump, and apparently he is now
going to be impeached.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Ilted Cruz decided to make this a special project. He is.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Isn't it weird that this one specific judge just somehow
got assigned four major Trump cases.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's the same guy constantly.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Senator Eric Schmidt calls that a statistical and possibility.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
In March, Chief Justice Bosberg right here in DC has
found himself into four major Trump cases. A statistical impossibility.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Bosberg took over the Alien Enemies Act and ordered play
to be turned around in the dead of night despite
not being the emergency judge on duty that night. It
seems clear that his chief judge he wants to be
able to grab cases for himself. I've had first hand
experience with this non random case assignment in our federal
(11:18):
appellate court system. When I was Attorney General Missouri, often
found myself litigating in the Eighth Circuit, a circuit of
unique makeup. Of the eleven judges in the circuit, ten
have been appointed by Republicans, Yet the one Democrat appointee,
Judge Jane Kelly, found herself hearing nearly every political sensitive
(11:41):
case in the circuit time after time, case after case,
miracle after miracle. For the Democrats, Judge Kelly would be
there for nearly every politically sensitive case. This was not
due to the good luck of Judge Kelly. The circuit
clerk's office signed cases to appellet panels was filled with
(12:02):
her former clerks in ideological compet.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You get the point.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let's positive. This is amazing. What a weird coincidence. How
did this one judge get all these cases? That's a puzzler.
It's almost like it happened on purpose. It's almost like
there is a swamp. It's almost like there is a
fourth branch of government with people that can't be fired
and lurk behind the scenes doing nefarious things against the
(12:27):
will of the people.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Why you really do love a good conspiracy theory, don't you?
With nothing to back it up on, no proof, no
evidence at all, you just want to why only speculate
about these things you know nothing about other than you
know the stuff we just told you.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I mean, that is incredible, Like it is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
If you were to place a bet on which judge
was going to get all these cases, would you have
bet it was the same judge? You would think, No,
that's a long shot, the same judge. Oh, there's so
many federal judges and just in that region alone, Why
would they give all the cases to this one guy
whose daughter benefited financially? U? S. A. I. D.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Will never be able to figure this one out.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's a puzzler, ain't it.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
It really is. It's a noodler of a puzzler.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I gotta tell you, I wish we had Colombo around
because he'd go back and ask you about just just
one more thing. I just got to ask you one
more thing.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You're right, we could ask Colombo, but unfortunately he took
the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, that didn't work out too well.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, I know, instead of getting him COVID. It's another
great coincidence.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's all that is. It's just a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hey, Billy had your favorite female rapper has Donald trumpet?
You on us?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
What's her name again, Cardi B?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is there?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Not Cardi B?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Nick?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Sorry not Nicki.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
She was supporting Trump years ago, saying the stuff he
was saying, and I was like, yeah, you get him,
you get him Trump. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And she has a really cool song out about what's
called Anna Konda.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I don't know what it's a song about.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Conduct Anna conduct my Anna conduct.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Don't want none unless you got buns on it.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
But like even us, at the end of the day Friday,
we informed you that well in them basically that President
of the United States had directed Congress into looking to
help the Nigerian Christians.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
If you follow us on social media, we were discussing it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Apparently they've killed off a few Christians over there.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, yeah, a lot, a lot, and they're just getting
slaughtered and the government's not doing anything about it. What
we did not expect and you never know what you'll
get from the Walton Johnson Show, obviously when we're reporting
the news. But what we did not expect was that
rapper Nicki Minaj would respond with the most decisive and
thoughtful message ever. I'll just read a little bit of
(14:41):
it to you. Yeah, reading this. Trump posted this thing
about wanting to help Nigeria the Christians, and Niki said,
reading this made me feel a deep sense of gratitude.
We live in a country where we can freely worship God.
No groups should ever be prosecuted for practicing their religion.
We don't have to share the same beliefs in order
for us to respect others. Numerous countries all around the
(15:01):
world are being affected by this horror, and it's dangerous
to pretend we don't notice. Before she talk about the
murdering of the Nigerian Christians, horror horror, billiod Oh, you
sound like you said horror rural anyway she said, has
affected this horror, and it's dangerous to pretend we don't notice.
Thank you to the President and his team for taking
this seriously. God bless every persecuted Christian. Let's remember to
(15:24):
lift them up in prayer.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So like, to me, is not like Nicki Minaje must
have took the vaccine for TDUS. Sounds like it. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Do you remember when they made fun of her because
she was against the COVID vaccine and then they said,
why are you against the COVID vaccine?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
She said, why did I get that?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
She said?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think it was something like my cousin got the
COVID vaccine and his balls became inflamed, and his fiance
thought he was cheating on her because he's got some
weird venereal diseases.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
And everybody looked at that and they were like eh.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And just like that, everybody said, my life's better than
Nicki minage.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Nickey does seem like a cool check, way cooler than
Cardi b Oh. Yeah, that's why I've always liked her.
When I accidentally confused them like that, did I do
a racism a little bit?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Man?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
About that, But we have friends who are you know,
so you'll probably get us out of it. It's like
getting out of a ticket or something. You know, you
got to know people.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Mister, Oh, I'm thinking about it. You're thinking, what come on,
what can I do.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Well let's see you wallet.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Hang on, I got a couple of twenties in here.
I got Billy D's visa card. Do you want to
use that for something?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'm glad you picked that up. I thought i'd lost it.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, it was you used it to open up the
office store down the hall where mister Kennet's been storing stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I guess I dropped it. Huh.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, keep that card.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I don't think you could charge near as much on
it as Probablylean usually does when she has it. What
does she?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, so I'm happy with it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Hey, exciting news from the world of Hollywood and the
Royals if you will.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh, yes, the Royals are back in the news.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, the former royals apparently too.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
P People who were just beloved by Hollywood no longer are.
A report today in page six claims that Megan Merkel
and Prince Harry have have have been soured by Hollywood,
or that is to say, Hollywood is soured by.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
The soured on them.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
They're no longer the if they ever were, the it couple.
And yeah, people don't care about them. People are sick
of them. The act has gotten stale. Netflix recently downgraded
their deal with the high profile pair. The couple had
originally signed for one million, one hundred million dollars one
hundred million, Yeah, and nobody was watching the stuff they
(17:37):
were producing, so they said, all right, we're going to
have to talk about that. We can't keep giving you
one hundred million dollars to make stuff nobody watches. Then
they had a deal with a podcast platform, Spotify, to
do a podcast. They were paid twenty million dollars. They
were supposed to do a whole bunch of episodes. They
did one season of something called Megan Markle's Archtypes. The
(17:57):
podcast was supposed to be called Confessions of a Female Founder.
Nobody was listening to it, nobody wanted it, nobody downloaded it.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
It's kind of like Michelle Obama's podcast. How is it?
These are the most famous people in the.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
World and they don't, you know, like, I know, we're
a bunch of nobody's, but we're crushing them in terms
of rader rating, and.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Damn straight we all listenership.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
And it's probably our humility. I'm pretty sure it all
goes back to the fact that we are extraordinarily humble,
more humble than pretty much anybody has ever been humbled
in their entire lives. Our humility is what makes us
so great.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, it's true. I try to be humbled too. I
try to follow in the footsteps of my my cohorts here.
You know, just because I'm tall and handsome and funny
and rich, and it doesn't mean I should let all
that go to my head.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You know, you're like the Mac Davis of radio. Who's
Mac Davis?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect
in every way. That's the song he's saying.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Bill, Yeah, that's amazing. Did you just think of that? Yeah,
that's a good melody.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It popped up in my head.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Man. If it wasn't for the fact that we're so humble,
I would call you a musical genius right now.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Oh go ahead.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
When do you work well, I'm something of a famous
radio personality.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
A radio I work at radio.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
That's not a real job.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
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