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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to day one of your Thanksgiving twenty twenty five
work a week. If you're awake right now, that means
you like us, we're not giving the week off.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I woke up this morning hankering for some turkey and dressing.
Well that's coming mostly dressing because I had turkey over
the weekend. But no dressing is a turkey's good?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Right? Like, do we agree that turkey is good? Turkey's fine?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Because outside of Thanksgiving or a Texas barbecue restaurant with
a above average selection on the menu, generally you never
see turkey anywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Turkey sandwiches is about the only other time we have turkey, right,
and that'd be out of Delia, Right. It's not like
you know, your average restaurant doesn't just have that there.
But we have turkey sandwiches from across the hall occasionally.
They're nice, they're okay.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
But is that are you eating turkey or are eating
is that more of a sandwich? Because it's really about
a turkey sandwich, of course. I mean, if it's like
cow poop sandwich, you're still eating cawpo it's still e
in cawpook. Sure, But I mean I feel like when
you're having a sandwich. Turkey's kind of the afterthought.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You know, that's why you didn't think of it, Brad,
nobody eats turkey after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Mayo, you got your cheese or lenuce, tomato. You can go,
you know you can. You can forego the mayo outside
of the box here, creole mustard.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm down throwing it in there. You know what else
is wild? You ever do this?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Chipotle mayo? Y oh yeah, what I'm feeling freaky.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
In case shall aren't catching what Steve and I are
doing right now. This is the for our work. This
is the equivalent of what those of you that are
working this week will be doing.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You're at work, but I mean it's a week of
holiday festivities, right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We're the only ones here. This ergy this guy, he's
a good guy. The guy in the studio next to us,
not here, stationed down the hall, not there.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, no, they're not.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And this said, if you do work the week of
a holiday, just remember, you know, you don't really have
to do anything.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You can go for a walk, you can. We gonna work.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
We would probably be talking about the fact that the
Mid East peace Agreement seems to be fraying slightly. It's
some shaky ground now after both sides have killed people
on the other side just recently. But don't forget they
started it. Yeah, whoever the other side is, that's who
started it. We might be talking about Marjorie Taylor Green
(02:23):
resigning from politics or at least for a while, massive
massive news. We might be talking about Trump meeting up
with Mundani over the weekend and things did not go
as people were hoping.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
There were no fireworks.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I think also to be fair, and I don't think
people know what they want because people will say all
the time, Wow, we just want Republicans to work with Democrats,
And here you have here, you have the most polarizing
Republican in America with the most polarizing Democrat in America
at the moment, would you agree?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And they're being very cordial friendly and people are mad
about it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh yeah, you're all mad at them that they're getting
along Trump, by the way, everything he does is intentional.
Have you looked at his social media? He really leaned into,
like really leaned into the fact that he's friends with
Mom Donnie. Now, yeah, if you look at his social media,
it's nothing but pictures of him and Mom Donnie hanging
out high fiving, and I gotta think that hurts Mom
(03:23):
Donnie more than it hurts Trump. I don't think Trump
supporters are as mad about it as progressive.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
As I know.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I was wondering how they're handling this, just up the
glad handing it with Donald.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh, I thought we went in there for him to fight. Oh,
he's gonna go tell Troupe how it's gonna be. None
of that happened.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
But you know, our own bias is aside. For just
a second, what are they gained from not being friendly?
One of them is a municipal government leader. The other
one's trying to negotiate wars and other ends of the world. Right,
even though it's New York City, he's still got to
deal with speed bombs and stop side.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's still part of it. Right.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The stuff, most of the stuff that he ran on
that he was going to change and make better is
up to the mayor of a city.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It's up to the governor of a state. Right, It's
up to the governor.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Things like the rent control and you know, the public
trains that costs and stuff, and that's fine, okay, So
what do they lose if they're not friendly with each other.
If they're not friendly with each other, Mom, Donnie doesn't
get the funding he needs from the federal government, he
doesn't get the support he needs, and Donald Trump still
has business interest in New York City to be concerned
about when he eventually leaves office. I don't think he
(04:29):
wants everyone in that city to be a bloodthirsty piranha
that wants to gnaw away at his skin and flesh.
So by being friendly with each other, they stand again
more than were they not friendly. And a wise man
once said, am I not decimating my enemies by making
friends of them?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Ouch? Yeah, well that's stung. That was Kendall Jenner. No,
I'm just kidding. I think it was some guy named
Lincoln or da Monday Morning. I feel it pretty rough
on Monday, You feel me? I feel it?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's great Mondays hashtag girl.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Monday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Sure, which means you
just had a fabulous weekend, right. Oh yeah, we had
a really good weekend. I had a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
The comedy tour continues to excite.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
We had three amazing shows and we did four shows.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I'll just leave it at that now. Actually bad you know,
seventy five rating. It's good.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, here's the real story we did. We had two
sold out shows Friday night in Bay Saint Louis at
Little Theaters, this old haunted theater, Steve. It was so cool.
You should have seen this place. It was a really
old building. And upstairs we had some time to kill.
When we got there, Jesse and a merch girl were
setting up their merch table and I had.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Nothing to do, and so somebody from the theater comes in.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
They say, hey, there's a proper room over there if
you want to decorate the stage. And I was like,
decorate the stage. I don't even decorate my own home.
And I walked into the proper room and it's nothing
but like ancient Chinese hats, civil war uniforms and a
(06:10):
sign that says the doctor is in. And I was like, oh, no,
you know what, You're right, I'm going to decorate the stage.
So I started finding ridiculous thing. I put a Chinese,
ancient Chinese hat and robe on a skeleton and I
propped it up on a spike like it was. I
called him Ming and I said he was killed by
(06:31):
Vladi and Paler during a war with the Mongolians and happen.
We just had a good time. Generally, there's a lot
of old, creepy photos of people that who's obviously haunt
the building. There was the ghost of a small Victorian
child in a closet upstairs, and she was screaming in
terror when we got there. But when the show started
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she really seemed to enjoy it. We could hear her laughing.
She told her to just settle down. I told her,
calm down, calm down. You know, I don't think they
had that back that probably not till now.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
We have the ability to tell women to calm down
and it always works.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
See. That was one of the best things for feminism.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You see all these old movies and you see women
getting slapped because they're hysterical. And today we don't have
to do that anymore because someone invented calm down. But
could if we wanted to, though, right, well, no we
wouldn't want We won't. We won't know, we wouldn't know. Okay,
no we don't do that. No, we don't do that anymore,
probably for the best. And and then we had two
shows in Metai and the Metay they had a thing going.
(07:28):
We are our show on in Metory sold out and
we said, all right, we'll do another show. They say
you can't, someone else is using the venue late. So
Jesse says, let's do an early show and I said,
can you do that? Okay, you can. So we did
a four pm show and we didn't sell well, kind
of late to get the word out, yeah, and we
didn't even try. Yeah, but we did sell about half
(07:51):
the tickets. So everybody that came to the four pm
show got mostly a totally different show than the other
three shows we did because we were like writing materials,
day age and stuff and anyway, there's a much longer
version of the story than it needed to be. But
we had a great time in Metry and Base Saint
Louis this weekend, and I don't think we're ever allowed
back there again. Did you hook up with the hot
(08:11):
girl I met? I'm in a relationship now I met
somebody I'm doing really Yeah, she's a police officer. I'm
dating a police officer, so that wouldn't be z Oh no,
that's not who that is.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
What kind of a show are you guys pulling off
over there? You had a email here from Wade, and
Wade says hey caught the show Friday night, first show
based Saint Louis, had a blast.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Just my buddy and I were wondering if.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You hooked up with that hot girl in her friend's
Z and her friend.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
There was a woman in the audience that Jesse seemed
to be having some chemistry with live on stage in
front of an actor, and the audience really ate that up.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And I am not, as you know, my many styles
a little different.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Rather than trying to seduce the audience, I will try
to convince them we need to prepare for the Civil War.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
So it's just different.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Jesse's up there talking about fornication and different sex moves
and I'm on stage talking about chemtrails and whether or not.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We really walked on the moon. So it just kind
of a different delivery.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But then after the show, he wanted to hang out
with Z and her friend, but they wandered off somewhere
and got too drunk, and I even asked him. I
was like, weren't you going to hang out with those
two girls? He said no, that they had. They started
drinking and traveling somewhere and then they couldn't come back
to him, and that's fine. They were lovely Z and
(09:39):
Katrina were their names. But it's okay because I am
your new police officer girlfriend. She probably wouldn't have wanted
to see anything all about that. On our way back
into Houston, we were in a we were in the
tour of us and we got pulled over and it
turned out the woman that pulled us over is a
police officer, and so she.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Gets us all out of the van. Right. Well, it's
like one of those sprinter van thing.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Everybody out and uh and and and looks at all
and she and she tells Jesse and his merch girl
get back in the you know, get back in the
tour bus. And then she turns to me. She says,
are you Kenny from the Walton and Johnson And I
said yeah. She said, you're much tolerant person than I
expect you you to be. And I was like, I
get that a lot. And she said, and I thought
you were black. Said I don't know why you thought that.
(10:27):
She says, well, you know your voice and everything. I
was like, all right, she was just hoping. Yeah, she said,
I you know, you're from Chicago. It's like everyone from
Chicago is not black. Some of us are Italian white
trash for the record, She's like, all right, well tell
you what, I'll let you get out of here if
you give me your phone number. And I was like,
all right, and she was obviously you know, well yeah,
so now I'm now I'm now I'm dating a comp.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Did she frisky a little bit before she let you
go a little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Nice, only because I asked her to. Well, and I
got to tell you, that was the high point of
my weekend there and theest thing about it though. I
did not think she was going to find the contraband
I had in my prison wallet.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
That was a surprise to me.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, you let her search. But anyway, now many now
has the she has a badge and a good and
the right to her wrist.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That's correct. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Now I'm in a relationship with one of the Texas
State troopers.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well that's cool.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, it is cool. Yeah, it feels good. You know,
what's she doing right this minute? She's probably on the beat,
you know, I don't know. I didn't text her since
I woke up. I I hope she's listening. I hope
she's out there and she knows. You know, you're my
lady cop. Yeah, you know, that to me. Not everybody's
into that, but I am now I used because that's
what you know, opposites attract Steve.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm an outlaw, she's part of the law. It just
makes sense, perfect sense. I think.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So wow, that didn't happen before. Well, you being the
outlaw that you are. And I'm not mistaken, I believe.
I think a Lil Wayne once wrote a song about it,
about you and the lady Cop.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah. Yeah, it's called Missus Officer and it's about getting
pulled over on the side of the road and eat.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I know. And that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Now I'm basically the White Texas version of Lil Wayne.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
A lot of people have already said that. Yeah, they've
been saying that for a while. Now. I'm thinking about
taking up smoking too. I was thinking that this weekend.
I wish i'd smoked.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I was watching Billy Bob Thornton last night and he
was driving along in his truck out there in the
middle of nowhere, and I thought, smoking looks like fun.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I should probably start that up. And when you have
a cigarette in your mouth, you look smart. Oh so
cool too, I ordered.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I didn't have any Marlborough miles, but I wanted one
of those I wanted. I wanted a crew neck sweatshirt
that said Marlborough on it. You're gonna think I'm making
this out, but I ordered one and it came in
the mail over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Plus, when he smoked, you can tell people how hard
it is to quit because you tried. Oh man, Oh
it's it's tough. It's it's the toughest battle I ever fault.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I feel like it'll help my career because they don't
get on the radio and I'll talk.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Like this, Eh, what I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And he did it last night on Landman I don't
underst said why cigarette butts don't seem to be It's
not considered litter by so many people, I mean many people.
That smoke was in the parking lot, leaning against his truck,
waiting for his kid. So he's smoking. Kid walks up,
He's like, all right, time to get in the truck.
(13:18):
He's done, just throws it on the ground, crushes it
out with his boot, gets in the truck, drives off.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You know, thousand people a day do that in that
one parking lot. That's that's a thousand cigarette but's just.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
All over the ground.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
All right, white devil's advocate here, What if all those
cigarette bites out there are actually offsetting the carbon pollution
in the air, and that's the only thing that's keeping
us from dying in a climate apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Says working exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'm not sure how how they're offsetting anything, just laying
there in the dirt.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The science is a little flimsy, but that's also true
for most climate science.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You got me there, Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Now back to
Walton and Jukes.
Welcome to day one of your Thanksgiving twenty twenty five
work a week. If you're awake right now, that means
you like us, we're not giving the week off.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I woke up this morning hankering for some turkey and dressing.
Well that's coming mostly dressing because I had turkey over
the weekend. But no dressing is a turkey's good?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Right? Like, do we agree that turkey is good? Turkey's fine?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Because outside of Thanksgiving or a Texas barbecue restaurant with
a above average selection on the menu, generally you never
see turkey anywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Turkey sandwiches is about the only other time we have turkey, right,
and that'd be out of Delia, Right. It's not like
you know, your average restaurant doesn't just have that there.
But we have turkey sandwiches from across the hall occasionally.
They're nice, they're okay.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
But is that are you eating turkey or are eating
is that more of a sandwich? Because it's really about
a turkey sandwich, of course. I mean, if it's like
cow poop sandwich, you're still eating cawpo it's still e
in cawpook. Sure, But I mean I feel like when
you're having a sandwich. Turkey's kind of the afterthought.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You know, that's why you didn't think of it, Brad,
nobody eats turkey after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Mayo, you got your cheese or lenuce, tomato. You can go,
you know you can. You can forego the mayo outside
of the box here, creole mustard.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm down throwing it in there. You know what else
is wild? You ever do this?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Chipotle mayo? Y oh yeah, what I'm feeling freaky.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
In case shall aren't catching what Steve and I are
doing right now. This is the for our work. This
is the equivalent of what those of you that are
working this week will be doing.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You're at work, but I mean it's a week of
holiday festivities, right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We're the only ones here. This ergy this guy, he's
a good guy. The guy in the studio next to us,
not here, stationed down the hall, not there.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, no, they're not.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And this said, if you do work the week of
a holiday, just remember, you know, you don't really have
to do anything.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You can go for a walk, you can. We gonna work.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
We would probably be talking about the fact that the
Mid East peace Agreement seems to be fraying slightly. It's
some shaky ground now after both sides have killed people
on the other side just recently. But don't forget they
started it. Yeah, whoever the other side is, that's who
started it. We might be talking about Marjorie Taylor Green
(02:23):
resigning from politics or at least for a while, massive
massive news. We might be talking about Trump meeting up
with Mundani over the weekend and things did not go
as people were hoping.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
There were no fireworks.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I think also to be fair, and I don't think
people know what they want because people will say all
the time, Wow, we just want Republicans to work with Democrats,
And here you have here, you have the most polarizing
Republican in America with the most polarizing Democrat in America
at the moment, would you agree?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And they're being very cordial friendly and people are mad
about it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh yeah, you're all mad at them that they're getting
along Trump, by the way, everything he does is intentional.
Have you looked at his social media? He really leaned into,
like really leaned into the fact that he's friends with
Mom Donnie. Now, yeah, if you look at his social media,
it's nothing but pictures of him and Mom Donnie hanging
out high fiving, and I gotta think that hurts Mom
(03:23):
Donnie more than it hurts Trump. I don't think Trump
supporters are as mad about it as progressive.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
As I know.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I was wondering how they're handling this, just up the
glad handing it with Donald.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh, I thought we went in there for him to fight. Oh,
he's gonna go tell Troupe how it's gonna be. None
of that happened.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
But you know, our own bias is aside. For just
a second, what are they gained from not being friendly?
One of them is a municipal government leader. The other
one's trying to negotiate wars and other ends of the world. Right,
even though it's New York City, he's still got to
deal with speed bombs and stop side.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's still part of it. Right.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The stuff, most of the stuff that he ran on
that he was going to change and make better is
up to the mayor of a city.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It's up to the governor of a state. Right, It's
up to the governor.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Things like the rent control and you know, the public
trains that costs and stuff, and that's fine, okay, So
what do they lose if they're not friendly with each other.
If they're not friendly with each other, Mom, Donnie doesn't
get the funding he needs from the federal government, he
doesn't get the support he needs, and Donald Trump still
has business interest in New York City to be concerned
about when he eventually leaves office. I don't think he
(04:29):
wants everyone in that city to be a bloodthirsty piranha
that wants to gnaw away at his skin and flesh.
So by being friendly with each other, they stand again
more than were they not friendly. And a wise man
once said, am I not decimating my enemies by making
friends of them?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Ouch? Yeah, well that's stung. That was Kendall Jenner. No,
I'm just kidding. I think it was some guy named
Lincoln or da Monday Morning. I feel it pretty rough
on Monday, You feel me? I feel it?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's great Mondays hashtag girl.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Monday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Sure, which means you
just had a fabulous weekend, right. Oh yeah, we had
a really good weekend. I had a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
The comedy tour continues to excite.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
We had three amazing shows and we did four shows.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I'll just leave it at that now. Actually bad you know,
seventy five rating. It's good.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, here's the real story we did. We had two
sold out shows Friday night in Bay Saint Louis at
Little Theaters, this old haunted theater, Steve. It was so cool.
You should have seen this place. It was a really
old building. And upstairs we had some time to kill.
When we got there, Jesse and a merch girl were
setting up their merch table and I had.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Nothing to do, and so somebody from the theater comes in.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
They say, hey, there's a proper room over there if
you want to decorate the stage. And I was like,
decorate the stage. I don't even decorate my own home.
And I walked into the proper room and it's nothing
but like ancient Chinese hats, civil war uniforms and a
(06:10):
sign that says the doctor is in. And I was like, oh, no,
you know what, You're right, I'm going to decorate the stage.
So I started finding ridiculous thing. I put a Chinese,
ancient Chinese hat and robe on a skeleton and I
propped it up on a spike like it was. I
called him Ming and I said he was killed by
(06:31):
Vladi and Paler during a war with the Mongolians and happen.
We just had a good time. Generally, there's a lot
of old, creepy photos of people that who's obviously haunt
the building. There was the ghost of a small Victorian
child in a closet upstairs, and she was screaming in
terror when we got there. But when the show started
(06:52):
she really seemed to enjoy it. We could hear her laughing.
She told her to just settle down. I told her,
calm down, calm down. You know, I don't think they
had that back that probably not till now.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
We have the ability to tell women to calm down
and it always works.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
See. That was one of the best things for feminism.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You see all these old movies and you see women
getting slapped because they're hysterical. And today we don't have
to do that anymore because someone invented calm down. But
could if we wanted to, though, right, well, no we
wouldn't want We won't. We won't know, we wouldn't know. Okay,
no we don't do that. No, we don't do that anymore,
probably for the best. And and then we had two
shows in Metai and the Metay they had a thing going.
(07:28):
We are our show on in Metory sold out and
we said, all right, we'll do another show. They say
you can't, someone else is using the venue late. So
Jesse says, let's do an early show and I said,
can you do that? Okay, you can. So we did
a four pm show and we didn't sell well, kind
of late to get the word out, yeah, and we
didn't even try. Yeah, but we did sell about half
(07:51):
the tickets. So everybody that came to the four pm
show got mostly a totally different show than the other
three shows we did because we were like writing materials,
day age and stuff and anyway, there's a much longer
version of the story than it needed to be. But
we had a great time in Metry and Base Saint
Louis this weekend, and I don't think we're ever allowed
back there again. Did you hook up with the hot
(08:11):
girl I met? I'm in a relationship now I met
somebody I'm doing really Yeah, she's a police officer. I'm
dating a police officer, so that wouldn't be z Oh no,
that's not who that is.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
What kind of a show are you guys pulling off
over there? You had a email here from Wade, and
Wade says hey caught the show Friday night, first show
based Saint Louis, had a blast.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Just my buddy and I were wondering if.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You hooked up with that hot girl in her friend's
Z and her friend.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
There was a woman in the audience that Jesse seemed
to be having some chemistry with live on stage in
front of an actor, and the audience really ate that up.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And I am not, as you know, my many styles
a little different.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Rather than trying to seduce the audience, I will try
to convince them we need to prepare for the Civil War.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
So it's just different.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Jesse's up there talking about fornication and different sex moves
and I'm on stage talking about chemtrails and whether or not.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We really walked on the moon. So it just kind
of a different delivery.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But then after the show, he wanted to hang out
with Z and her friend, but they wandered off somewhere
and got too drunk, and I even asked him. I
was like, weren't you going to hang out with those
two girls? He said no, that they had. They started
drinking and traveling somewhere and then they couldn't come back
to him, and that's fine. They were lovely Z and
(09:39):
Katrina were their names. But it's okay because I am
your new police officer girlfriend. She probably wouldn't have wanted
to see anything all about that. On our way back
into Houston, we were in a we were in the
tour of us and we got pulled over and it
turned out the woman that pulled us over is a
police officer, and so she.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Gets us all out of the van. Right. Well, it's
like one of those sprinter van thing.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Everybody out and uh and and and looks at all
and she and she tells Jesse and his merch girl
get back in the you know, get back in the
tour bus. And then she turns to me. She says,
are you Kenny from the Walton and Johnson And I
said yeah. She said, you're much tolerant person than I
expect you you to be. And I was like, I
get that a lot. And she said, and I thought
you were black. Said I don't know why you thought that.
(10:27):
She says, well, you know your voice and everything. I
was like, all right, she was just hoping. Yeah, she said,
I you know, you're from Chicago. It's like everyone from
Chicago is not black. Some of us are Italian white
trash for the record, She's like, all right, well tell
you what, I'll let you get out of here if
you give me your phone number. And I was like,
all right, and she was obviously you know, well yeah,
so now I'm now I'm now I'm dating a comp.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Did she frisky a little bit before she let you
go a little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Nice, only because I asked her to. Well, and I
got to tell you, that was the high point of
my weekend there and theest thing about it though. I
did not think she was going to find the contraband
I had in my prison wallet.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
That was a surprise to me.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, you let her search. But anyway, now many now
has the she has a badge and a good and
the right to her wrist.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That's correct. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Now I'm in a relationship with one of the Texas
State troopers.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well that's cool.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, it is cool. Yeah, it feels good. You know,
what's she doing right this minute? She's probably on the beat,
you know, I don't know. I didn't text her since
I woke up. I I hope she's listening. I hope
she's out there and she knows. You know, you're my
lady cop. Yeah, you know, that to me. Not everybody's
into that, but I am now I used because that's
what you know, opposites attract Steve.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm an outlaw, she's part of the law. It just
makes sense, perfect sense. I think.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So wow, that didn't happen before. Well, you being the
outlaw that you are. And I'm not mistaken, I believe.
I think a Lil Wayne once wrote a song about it,
about you and the lady Cop.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah. Yeah, it's called Missus Officer and it's about getting
pulled over on the side of the road and eat.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I know. And that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Now I'm basically the White Texas version of Lil Wayne.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
A lot of people have already said that. Yeah, they've
been saying that for a while. Now. I'm thinking about
taking up smoking too. I was thinking that this weekend.
I wish i'd smoked.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I was watching Billy Bob Thornton last night and he
was driving along in his truck out there in the
middle of nowhere, and I thought, smoking looks like fun.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I should probably start that up. And when you have
a cigarette in your mouth, you look smart. Oh so
cool too, I ordered.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I didn't have any Marlborough miles, but I wanted one
of those I wanted. I wanted a crew neck sweatshirt
that said Marlborough on it. You're gonna think I'm making
this out, but I ordered one and it came in
the mail over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Plus, when he smoked, you can tell people how hard
it is to quit because you tried. Oh man, Oh
it's it's tough. It's it's the toughest battle I ever fault.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I feel like it'll help my career because they don't
get on the radio and I'll talk.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Like this, Eh, what I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And he did it last night on Landman I don't
underst said why cigarette butts don't seem to be It's
not considered litter by so many people, I mean many people.
That smoke was in the parking lot, leaning against his truck,
waiting for his kid. So he's smoking. Kid walks up,
He's like, all right, time to get in the truck.
(13:18):
He's done, just throws it on the ground, crushes it
out with his boot, gets in the truck, drives off.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You know, thousand people a day do that in that
one parking lot. That's that's a thousand cigarette but's just.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
All over the ground.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
All right, white devil's advocate here, What if all those
cigarette bites out there are actually offsetting the carbon pollution
in the air, and that's the only thing that's keeping
us from dying in a climate apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Says working exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'm not sure how how they're offsetting anything, just laying
there in the dirt.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The science is a little flimsy, but that's also true
for most climate science.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You got me there, Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Now back to
Walton and Jukes.
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