Trump Shouts Out the Juggalos - THU 8.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Angle, or do you have the whole album ready to track?
Kenny Coast, that's the kind of thing people just want
to hear a lot more of magazine, the whole catalog
would be great if you can just let her play this.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
This is uh. This is the Insane Clown Posse's uh,
or as I just I call them ICP.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's just me, Yes, I roll hang on Miracles, nothing
but sh These little boys look just like.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't know. There's a lyric in here somewhere where.
This is often consider to be the worst rap song
of all time, Miracles by the Insane Clown Posse, and
it contains the lyric magnets how did they work?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Magnets?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Magnets right? It ma gets what's a song about? Giraffes
have long necks and stars in the sky and no
one can explain these things. And I don't think anyone
actually told the Insane Clown Posse there there are explanations
for why giraffes have long necks and why stars go
out in the sky, but they ask a question in
the song. And I know this is a stretch here
on why we're even playing the Insane Clown Posse. Two

(01:00):
reasons number one, there is Juggalo representation in our audience
that goes underserved. Well, that's a shame. I know. We
got to do something about that. We once actually attended
a Juggalo concert here in Houston and interviewed the fans.
It was called the It's a documentary on the Internet,
one of the obscure things we produced over the years.
If you're bored, it's the Insane Clown the Juggalo parking
lot video.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I didn't know the head like whole conventions and gatherings
and stuff, I have to admit. I mean, I'd love
to be able to do that, but I just don't
have the patience to practice. I mean, even just throwing
three balls in the air and catching them at one
time is difficult. And I've seen some of these guys

(01:42):
do five six seven. They can juggle, you know, like
cannon balls, watermelons, chainsaws, all kinds of stuff I can't
even do, like tennis balls or nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Bill Yet, is that what you think a Juggalo is? Yeah? No,
do you remember the Juggalo is the name of the
insane clown posse fans. Several years back, Barack Obama's FBI
labeled them a terror group. And then they went out
and sued the FBI and they said, no, we're just
fans of this, We just like pro wrestling and.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Fagot didn't that FBI also name us as a domestic
terror organization as well.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
The ten I think they did to room all of us,
all of our fans and listeners. Well, we weren't pleased
about it, but then some of our merchandise started selling more.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Actually, I think it probably did good for our you know,
a TVQ or a radio que.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
The only thing we're terrorizing is that bathroom after Billy
had has breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well, you know, stuff happens, you know what I mean,
it's about stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Anyway, only that has nothing to do with juggle jugglers. Okay, juggling, Okay,
now there have only been three people. You ever see
that guy that juggles a bowling ball, an apple and
an egg. Guy it's good man, And he goes while
he's juggling, he's like, here's the trick, eat the apple
and not the bowling ball or the egg. And then

(03:05):
at some point the egg, you know, he smashes the egg. Yeah,
on purpose, because he's really good.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, that's pretty funny. Well, the members of ICP, they
smoke crack. It's a little different. Yeah, that is very different. Then.
I don't know what they do, Billy ed. But they're
only three people right now brave enough to ask the
question magnets. What do those do?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Why do we keep bringing up magnets.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
In the news. I'm trying to go there right now.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Those three people are violent, Jay Shaggy two Dope, and
Donald J. Trump. Trump's a juggalo. No, buddy's challenging China
right now. China plans to ease the flow of rare
earths and other restricted minerals to the USA, particularly magnetic rocks.
They're rare earth magnets. According to the Wall Street Journal,
this is going to really affect our technology industry.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Because magnets are part of the whole rare earth thing.
Oh yeah, magnets had no idea.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Sure, without magnets, how would you get that CD ROM
drive in your laptop to work? I don't get it
here ahead of Jeck? Real quick on your laptop. I'll
show you where's that? Oh yeah, I guess they don't
make those anymore, do they.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
You remember the time when they used to have the
little drawer would open and put a CD in there.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I used to put ham in there, yeah, or a
grilled cheese. Sure you can do it. Yeah. My friend
with down syndrome made really good grilled cheese and I
could keep it in the laptop and it would stay warm.
When I brought it to work, a lot of.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
People thought that was a drink holder when they first
push that button. Then the little things, I was like,
oh good, a place where I can sit my coke
or my Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, you could use it for that too. I guess
this is why they say, don't know what you got
till it's gone. Now you miss it, don't you. Anyway,
here's Donald Trump right now. He is mad at China
because they're taking away our magnets.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
But we have a very strong relationship. Howard, I would
say you economically, with China now getting much better.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
They have to give us magnets.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
If they don't give us magnets, and then we have
to charge them two hundred percent tower for something, you know, ouch,
But we're not going to have the problem.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't think with that.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
We I think that's perhaps behind this.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know China intelligently when they sort of took a
monopoly of the world's magnets, and nobody needed magnets until
they convince everybody twenty years ago let's all do with magnets.
There were many other ways that the world could have done,
but so for it'll take us probably a year to
have them. So we're heavy into the world of magnets
now only from a national security standpoint rule, But we

(05:25):
have a powerful thing. It's airplane parts. Have many Boeing jets.
You know, they had two hundred jets that didn't fly,
and I've sent them all based on his word. I
said them all of the parts so their planes can fly.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Guys, there's a pretty big deal. Yes, it is the magnets.
We're gonna need these. Without magnets, imagine all the stuff
you won't be able to do well.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You won't be able to play that game with those
little metal shavings and that bald headed outline guy where
you drag the metal shavings around with a little magnet
stick and give him a mustache and sideburns and stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Excuse me, I believe you're talking about Willie. Willie could
be he has a name. Billy id China was going
to hit us with Rare Earth.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Now everybody says, oh, what does that name magnets? If
China refused to give magnets because they have a monopoly
on magnets, because they were allowed to happen over a
thirty two year period, they wouldn't be a car made
in the entire world. There wouldn't be a radio, there
wouldn't be a television, there wouldn't be Internet, there wouldn't
be anything because magnets are such a part.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Now, nobody knows what magnets are.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
When Trump said nobody knows what magnets are, he was
Some people think he was being stupid. He was actually
doing a great thing because he was calling out to
the Juggalos of the world and he was quoting their
favorite song.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I had no idea had to do with the icy p.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's because you don't understand maga. No, I really don't know.
You don't understand maga, magnets or the jugglos.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Like I do know how magnets work. And he just said,
nobody knows how magnets work. So I the only guy
in the world that knows how magnets work.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, you may not like how he described that term,
or how he said it out loud. Right, maybe it
did sound a little dumb the way that he said it.
I'll give you that he talks a lot. I talk
a lot, and not everything I say makes sense, But
that doesn't mean I'm making not making good points the
rest of the time.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
But okay, you're so smart. Do you hear what he
just said, Billy, Yeah, this guy understands magnets. Go ahead,
explain the magic of magnets. Go ahead, mister Kenneth.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Well, they stick to each other.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
You got me there. Yeah, that's pretty much it. He
nailed it.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, are you maintaining hope?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
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Speaker 1 (07:55):
Probably insulted a lot of our listeners by bringing up math.
I know it's very upsetting to discuss math.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Math is gay and retarded. I'm told.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
We brought up the fact that approximately eighty percent of
the people on snap benefits could work, they just don't
want to. And they told US during the six week
shutdown when the snap benefits stopped going out, it was
forty two million Americans that could die when they don't
get their benefits. So the math project eighty percent of

(08:30):
those forty two million well over, you know, thirty thirty
five thousand or thirty five million of those people could
be working, could be productive members of society, but they
just don't because they found out that will pay their
bills for them if they just sit on their assh
all day. And that's complicated math. You know, four out

(08:53):
of five of the people on the welfare roles don't
really need the welfare. But then I've just found out
according to a survey, and I don't know if this
was just California or if it was every college or
the majority of the colleges, said ten percent of incoming
college freshmen need remedial math courses. They're eighteen years old

(09:21):
and they still can't do basic math because schools have
been so busy brainwashing them and teaching them about the
benefits of communism and how you'll never have to work
and everything will be free, so you don't need math.
They have really let this generation down.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
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(10:02):
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Speaker 2 (10:22):
I know what you're thinking. That's pretty stupid, Kenny, that
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to think you want to make so much money in
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Oh no, yeah, we want to like free everything, so
and the benefit train bosses and also finally free finally

(10:46):
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I have a cafe and that employees people. So I
know you'll be looking for a job tomorrow. So much money.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
He was talking to a cop when he s you'd
be looking for a job tomorrow, we won't need police anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Ben amazing. Math is pretty gay if you think about it.
I mean, think about this. Twenty five percent of women
make more than their husbands. Now that means seventy five
percent of women still need to pull their weight, you
know what I mean.

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(11:38):
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(12:25):
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Speaker 1 (12:54):
But their annual GDP is about nine hundred billion last year.
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