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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The day was May eighteenth, twenty eighteen. Right, it was
the anniversary of the date I'm about to talk about,
basically a few days ago. Right, that was when the
lawmakers in the federal government started to vote on something
called the Agriculture Improvement Act of twenty eighteen, often referred
to as the United States Farm Bill. And this is
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one of Donald Trump's greatest accomplishments. Not only did it
help to deregulate the industry for farmers, it allowed Americans
to make choices for themselves that could improve their health
and their quality of life. Among the things that were
legalized were other subsidies and descheduled some cannabis products. The
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Food Distribution Program was part of this commodities supplement food program.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Back up second, you mentioned something about cannabis.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Can we can we focus in on that for just
a second. I'm interested.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh yeah, absolutely. The hemp legalization that Donald Trump signed
into law back in twenty eighteen allowed for low levels
of Delta nine THHC, also allowed for Delta ATCHC, Delta
ten HHC, and THHCP. Basically, what that means is it's
it's pot, but it's not the kind of pot that
lays out you know, low level stuff here. Yeah, good
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for inflammation, it'll help you get to sleep, it'll help
you digest your food.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Just a lot of good things for a lot of people.
And we've been appreciating it our friends and they heywould
harvest website, heywould harvest dot com. They certainly have done
good things with theirs.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You are an adult, right, We're not even talking about
this strong stuff here. We're talking about mild. You would
have to consume a lot of this stuff to get
really high. Unfortunately, Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of the State
of Texas is a aging, geriatric, Q tip haired neo
con authoritarian who's terrified of the devil's life. Or he's not.
(02:01):
I don't know. I don't get it. Is it possible
he's just doing this because he wants to appease some
political donor. Is he working for big Pharma, big alcohol?
I don't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, is he done well?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Here?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Let me pat hurt. Here's Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of Texas.
Hi Dan Patrick, Proud to be a Lieutenant governor.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
There's an important vote coming up for the members of
the Texas House.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Many of you are watching this video. And many of
you are concerned about THC.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He's being sold to school children all across Texas.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
This is poisonous THC. No regulations whatsoever. Hold on, hold on,
he's just told three lies in a sentence there. Right,
the marijuana products being sold in stores are not being
sold to children. If they are, arrest the guy that's
doing it because it is regulated, despite what he just said.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Same with beer and cigarettes. If they're selling it to children,
They're not going to stop selling beer and cigarettes. They're
going to try to crack down on the people who
are selling it to children.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
If the product will do with the product, right. If
the problem is that there's not enough regulation, then come
up with some regulation. If the problem is that they're
selling it to kids, well that's already illegal. Arrest those people.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The right. The problem is that they're exaggerating all of
this stuff to try to make their point. The lies
they tell are just It's called salesmanship, that's all. Kimmy
dan Patrick says, it's ruining people's lives. I'm sorry, Dan.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
As a broadcast journalist, I got to ask, could you
give us one example. Could you introduce me to one
of these people?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Not right, now, No.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
There are millions and millions of people in the state
of Texas, right.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Uh oh, I've heard, yeah, I've seen a bunch of
them right everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
According to most of the latest census data, thirty one
million people, making it the second largest state in America.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And that's just the ones that wanted to be counted,
exactly right, So lets go ahead and just there must
be one.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Is there one? Show me one? No, you can't show me,
then you're lying, then you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Can we It sounds like if you cut to the jay,
they voted on something.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Damn Patrick is an anti maga extremist who last night
helped get the House of the Texas House to pass
a bill that would outlaw Donald Trump's farm actor.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
There it is. Now you hit the headline on the
head in the line they were I'll play last night
voting on this. Well, so were the guys in Washington
and they passed their bill too. Okay, they just an
ount breaking news. Big beautiful bill passes the House. But
that doesn't have anything to do with your your marijuana,
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does it, Kinny?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, I mean, okay, I want to talk about both,
but we just talked about the big beautiful bill.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Did that just pass minutes ago. I'm just telling you
it's breaking news. You didn't have this five minutes ago.
It just passed two fifteen to two fourteen. Wow, Yeah,
he's right under Yeah, well it's on the screen. What
you can't see the TV.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I've found this.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Out from you. What do you How many times would
you say in the last six years you've said, whoa,
you're right. You think you'd get used to it after
a while.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Bill, Yet I didn't. It's not the I didn't believe you.
I just didn't know. It just happened.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Just you're not used to me being right about stuff. Huh.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Well, you know you have some of your taste and
oh music and women. You know I put on Pantera
for you, and you've been talking to my wife. I
would never talk to your wife behind your back, Bill yod.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, I didn't mean behind my back. I just wondered
if you'd been talking to it. Seems like y'all got
the same attitude. No, yeah, I think you and her
or in cuhoops, that's what's going on right there.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You probably get high on your legal drugs and then
you call her a text her and you'll start talking
about me.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I would never I would never talk about you behind
your back or in front of you or at all. Billy, Okay, well,
this is exciting news, big changes for the big beautiful bill.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Apparently you don't like the bill. Don't get excited about this.
You don't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I just said it's big news. I didn't say I
liked it. I like the tax cuts, I hate the spending, but.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I yeah, But what about what happened in Texas?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They voted in the House. None of these bills have
made it to the president or the governor's desk.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Again, nothing has happened except that they're moving forward.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But they both passed the House. That's Texas has passed
a vote in the House to outlaw THHC products.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And do you think if you barricaded the door here
at the radio station and decided to do one of
them long speeches like politicians do, the celibuster, Sila, philibuster, philibuster,
I think you'll barricade yourself in here and refuse to
come out. I'll be here till Memorial Day if I
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have to be. But I am not letting this marijuana
thing go. No, I can't do that. We have a
comedy show tonight in Jackson, Mississippi. Is that more important
to you?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, people bought our radio listeners, purchase tickets. These are
hard work and blue collar people. I want them to
get their money's worth tonight. If the cat Had Distillery
in Jackson, Mississippi. Show starts at eight pm. That is
not sold out yet, by the way, but we could
squeeze a few. And yeah, if you show up at
the event tonight, you'll probably get in. But if you
really want to go, I would just purchase tickets in advance.
(07:06):
The website for that go to my ex account. My
name's Kenny Webster. If you are.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Heading to Jackson here, Rudy says, wouldn't hurt if you
was to wear a bulletproof vest. Oh, we're ready for
the For the them farals out there on the street,
they can be pretty scary.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well, apparently it's safe inside the cat Had Distillery. Now
tomorrow night, we're going to be at the Chaffunkta Brewing Company.
Oh yeah, you fine there, that's in Mandeville. I don't
know if we are because remember those escape convicts are
still out.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, whatever happened with that.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
We got an update that we got to give here.
I know we teased it already, but we didn't do
it yet, so we will.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
They just quit finding them after five. Well, they can't
get They found the five stupidest ones first, I guess,
because you know that's the easiest ones to catch, the
ones that are doing dumb things.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, the safest place you could be tomorrow night if
you're in Mandeville's the chafunk To Brewing Company. Now Saturday night,
I happen to know with good authority, the safest place
you could be is Shenanigans in Metai. That is a
show at six pm. Nobody can hurt you there. We checked,
we double checked, we triple checked. It's very safe. Still
get the bartender with the big boobs. Yeah, oh good,
Yeah he's gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
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Speaker 1 (08:27):
Now, this is Taj Mahal and Kebmo.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh those guys, yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
They're from Uh, they're from Louisiana. He's his name's Taj Mahal,
but he spells it like THJ space m a h
a l like a Cajun would spell it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
How do you normally spell taj mahal or kenny.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Differently thj m a h a ol the same way,
but he spells.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It like a Cajun. Yeah, like an Indian Cajun.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, Yeah, you're you're getting it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well in Louisiana, John As just email to here at
the show, he said to Louisiana Republicans, specifically Jay Morris
and Caleb Klein Peter, you know, sure are doing the
same thing with kratum that Texas is doing with the THC.
It was already regulated twenty one and over. Kind of
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a funny move for a state with drive through dakery
shops and the THHC thing already, but create them. That's
where these guys see the real problem.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Cretum another one of those things that was legalized because
of the farm bell. I don't remember it play around
before that.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
But it's irregulated. But the kids are getting a hold
of it. Well yeah, sometimes kids, you know, underage kids
sometimes it's as young as seven or eight, will hop
in mom's car when she's not looking and drive down
the street we're not out lawing cars. We didn't. We
didn't do that, did we. No, it's pretty stupid, but
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we decided that we should maybe tell the kids don't
do that and let the adults keep having what they want.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
It's liberal logic. When Dan Patrick or anyone else makes these,
it's like saying, well, it's basically admitting in his own
words that he thinks gun control would work. Dan, I
mean what, Dan, Hang on a second here, though, the
wrong people are getting a hold of this stuff. I
guess you should outlaw guns, right, that's what That's what
they use. Yeah, it's their same stupid argum. You're making
a liberal argument. You more on, and it's anti maga
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ya trying to undo one of Donald Trump's Accomplishment's weird
that they don't say that. We've been trying to figure
out what they changed about the bill here, and as
far as we could tell, the big beautiful bill that
just passed, as far as we can tell, the only
house it passed, the House, right, The only no vote
was Thomas Massey of Kentucky from the Republican Party. That is,
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I don't know, you know, obviously, I think all the
Democrats voted against it, but it has passed passed the
One Big Beautiful Bill Act. House Republicans just passed a
historic piece of legislator for you, says the House Republican
Twitter account. But what we can't figure out is what
they changed because it just happened, and there's not really
any news about that yet, not yet.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It takes a little while to filter out. What the
politicians love to do. They love to stay up all
night and make it look like they work so hard.
Oh my god. These people are just they're tireless servants
of the people, that's what they are. They stayed up
all night long, probably had you know, the catered buffet
with all the bacon wrap, shrimp and all, you know,
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the fancy drinks and all the things that they can get,
and then they come out just look exhausted. But they
all find a TV camera somewhere.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, and they always have makeup on. Well that's weird.
You had time to put cover up and conceal her
on and how did you make time? Wow, that's incredible.
You know, fully grown man wearing makeup always made me uncomfortable,
even if you are supposed to do it on TV.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
They are TV people supposed to do it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I've been invited on TV before and they put me
up on me and it always feels wrong. Oh yeah,
sitting there in the chair. Hey, uh, Billy, do you
know what The wit CRUs Wit Cruius Monument is also
known as the Plause Moraude Monument. Don't feel bad if
you didn't know. Apparently there's a massive monument built that
was erected this field full of crucifixes and crosses. It's
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been around for years to commemorate all the dead South
African farmers that were murdered. Oh that didn't happen. I mean,
I guess they just made this monument for no reason.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Somebody just went out there and stabbed a bunch of
crosses in the ground like it's some kind of cemetery
or something.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And they always want to remind you that they're both
white and black farmers that have been murdered.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh well, then it makes everything, okay, Is it possible
if you decide to go out and murder this weekend
while you're traveling, be sure and get some black sam
some white so it's all okay?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah? Oh yeah, then it makes it. I mean, yeah,
exactly fine, that's their stupid logic. So Donald Trump is
hanging out in the Oval Office with the leaders of
South Africa and they came to get money, right, They're
here to get money. We want money. Good, me like money,
money a lot now. But Donald Trump's there and he
wants to show them this video of all of them
calling for the murder of farmers, and they're trying to
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suggest that never happens. So he starts playing video of
elected officials in the South African government and they say,
those are members of the opposition party. Yeah, but they're
in your government. You know you didn't arrest them. They
hold positions of authority right now. And anyway, here's some
of that exchange.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Should announced that pipe of language and the video that
I saw.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Oh yes, we've always done so as government, as my
odin conty, we are completely opposed to that. We in
nineteen fifty five a document which said South Africa belongs.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
To Paul would in it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
But why wouldn't you arrest that man?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
That man said kill the white farmers, kill the white farmers.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
And then he did danced and he's dancing dancing, and
it's killed for white pharmacy.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I think I'm not sure, but I think if somebody
got up in Parliament and started saying kill a certain
group of people, that he would be and he would
be arrested very quickly. That man is going all over
South Africa. And that's not a small party. That was
a stadium that holds one hundred thousand people, and I
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hardly saw an empty sea. That's a lot of people.
That's a lot of representation. And those crosses. We have
dead white people, dead white farmers mostly.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And you take a look at Australia.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
They're being inundated and whipping inundated with people that want
to get out and their farmer is valueless. It's valueless
and they just want to get out with their life.
And this is a very serious situation.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I mean it is.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So they got to come to the White House at
Alba Trump and start telling him all those rumors about
white people being you know, exterminated, that's a bunch of hooey.
So Trump drops out a video talking about all the
white people being killed and hutted down and exterminated. And
some of the guys from South Africa didn't even want
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to watch.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
They wouldn't even look at it.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
They wouldn't look at the at the TV where they
were showing this guy and then they go like, uh no,
that's not that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's trying to make the point that this sounds kind
of like when we kept telling people that Joe Biden
was a little a little off right mentally.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
No, can't see it, won't look not happening.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I mean all of them, Hunter Biden's laptop, the COVID vaccine,
the Wuhan lab league theory, the Jesse Smollett huax, the
Covington Catholic School kid Harley. Yeah, you know, the Kyle written.
Now it's the same again.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
George Floyd died of a drug overdose. Now, to be fair,
he was Derek Chauvin that prevented a first responder from
helping him. I feel like both sides get that case wrong.
But the president sitting next to Donald Trump in this
video is Cyril Ramafosa. He is the South African president.
He was elected in twenty eighteen. He's been around for
a little while after the resignation of a guy named
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Jacob Zuma, and his whole position is, well, I'm not
calling for the death of the white people. No you're not.
But you are calling for the other people do it.
You are calling for the confiscation of their land. Here's
a video of him, the guy sitting next to Trump, saying,
we should take the white farmer's land of land.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
The land of our father and our mothers, return to
our people without any failure and without any payment of compensation.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So his position is, take the farmland away from the
white farmers and don't pay them for it, don't murder them,
just take their land away and let them be homeless.
And I can't help but notice that he's a softie.
Most of the food in the country. I mean, I
hate to be the guy to point this out. It's
being harvested by white farmers.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
This has already backfired on them, but they don't seem
to be clever enough to figure out how how to
fix it. They kill all the people that know how
to grow food, and then they don't have any food. Huh.
Now what do we do? No?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Go ask Trump for food? I guess yeah, Trumpell gave
you a yeah. Well, come on, billy, food comes from
the grocery store. Don't be stupid. Exactly, you just need
bigger stores and electric electricity comes out of the wall
right there. Yeah exactly, I don't know what the problem is.
What do you what do you not understanding that?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It's almost like they don't want to know. I think
they do know, they just want you to think they do. Sorry,
excuse me, I think I got some pollen in my nose.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I didn't mean to interrupt.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Go go ahead, We're trying to have a conversation any here.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But I just I think I need a tissue. Oh, look,
there there's some down the hall. If you go down
the hall, out that door, down the elevator and cross
the street, you might get one.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Do you mean i'd have to leave the building?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Go down to the I think there's a pharmacy down
there that's open early.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And what about these napkins that you have set aside here?
Why are that can use these?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Did you notice somebody wrote like words on them or something?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What does it say? There? Kill the white devil?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
What is it? Huh white devil farmer?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I wonder who wrote that on there?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I don't know, but I'm gonna I'm gonna blow something
into it now that you don't want to see.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, why did you interrupt us just so we could
listen to your nose.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I came in, I was going to be quiet. I
was tippy towing, and then the pollen made me cough
a little bit. That's all.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
See. I think you didn't do it on accident.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, I think I think that's that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I think you're trying to get our attention. You wanted
to interrupt this conversation. Billy D and I are in
the middle of solving the world's problems.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, I saw that. That looks good. Looks like you
guys are really on track that way. Of course, you've
been up here solving the world problems for years, then we.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Still keep having the problems. You know what I think
it is. I think it's we solve these problems right now,
all of them, right Israel, abortion, gun control, you name it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
In the morning. We come up with a solution to
fix stuff, and they just don't pay attention, or.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
They pay attention and they ignore it on purpose.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Poop poot. It isn't that what you should say?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You know what I think it is. I don't think
I've ever said that, but you know what I think
it is. I don't think there I don't think they
want to listen because Kenneth's here. Wait what, well, you
know like you're not going to take instructions from a
beta mail. I mean if if a beta started talking
in public, I wouldn't listen, you know, I get it.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
What if a beta as you like to say, Well,
to remind you that for forty five minutes now, you've
promised an update on the New Orleans escapees, and yet
you have not lived up to that promise.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I agree, there's there's a lot of insane stuff happening
right now, but we have to do a segment on
the New Orleans escaped inmates. Well, then, what's holding you back?
This short commercial break? Will do it right after this.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I want to see him do that white one day.
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