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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Donald Trump says he achieved peace in the Mideast and
now comes the tougher task.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's that achieving piece in Portland?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
No, no man happen.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's gonna be very challenging. Also, this is a little awkward.
You're not gonna like it, Billy ed. But a lot
of people on the internet are comparing young Hillary Clinton
to Sidney Sweeney. Oh boy, somebody found the worst photo
of Sidney Sweeney and the best photo of Hillary Clinton.
And they him from a thousand years ago, right from
(00:32):
the seventies or the sixties. And they put him together
and they and there is a point to be made.
They do sort of vaguely look like each other. Wow,
which begs the question what is the part of what's
the point of living?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
That is a good question.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Old photo surface to Hillary Clinton looking like Sidney Sweeney.
Bill responded by saying, so banging Sydney wouldn't be cheating, right, Well,
of course.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Not, Bill, your Bill, do whatever you want to. You
know that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't know, bang Huma. I don't know why you
can't have Sydney think after truth? All right, we got
another No King's protest coming up October eighteenth. This Saturday,
far left frothing at the mouth extremist will be gathering
together in parks around the country to show off their
blue hair and their septum piercings.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It looks like the last.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No King's Day parade or protest or whatever they want
to call it. Looks like it worked, because we still don't.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Have a king now.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No good good on you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Trump's seventy ninth birthday fell on the same day as
the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the Army, and
so they decided this would be a good time to
go out and say they put some on it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We hate America.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
According to the Hill, two thousand No Kings protests are
scheduled for this Saturday. There are plans in major cities
Los Angeles, Boston, Washington, Chicago, probably your city if you
live near a vaguely big.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Sites will be happening anywhere near me. I can tell
you that for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Are you near this city? Bill yet?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No? Oh, I'll be fishing.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, I think you're close enough to this city.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Not Saturday. You don't know what I'm will do Saturday. Okay,
I go ahead and start milding off youngster what's two
told you Saturday?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's two thousand protesting city.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Fishing and it ain't gonna be nowhere near the river
or are they go up chunk them in?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Is the river anywhere near a city or a college town?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Wooo, that's the best kind of belief to go fishing away.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
All right, I'll let you have it in town. But the
point is two thousand protests.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean there probably will be a protest somewhere near
someone listening to us for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh, I guarantee it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Mike Johnson, the House Speaker and Shreveport Bojia resident, slammed
the No King's Day protest in an interview on Fox,
saying he's a very patient guy, but he's had it
up to here with these people.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Ooh, up to up to here. Wow, that's a long
way up.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
He said.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
The theory we have right now is they hate America.
That's the point of all this. They're going to protest
October eighteenth of the National Mall. It's all the pro
Hamas wing of the Democrat Party in the Antifapole coming out.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Robert de Niro is going to be there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
He called on Americans to take part in the protest
saying he'll be participating from the No King's protest in
Martha's Vineyard. They're all going to get together and well
they're not them, but they'll have their name.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
He still. Of course they'll instruct their Uh, they won't
actually make any effort themselves, because they're they're celebrities. I'm
old as old de Niro. Now, wouldn't you be thinking
he'll be dying soon?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He's got to be in his eighties. Eighty two, is
the answer to that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, August seventeenth, he be soon enough for me.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Anyway, he's going to send his cleaning lady out there
just as soon as she's done working on the den.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
He really hates when there's dust on his books.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well you understand, Yeah, that's important.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
He doesn't read. He just likes the way they look
at him. If he read, he wouldn't have any of these. Yeah,
that's too bad. I like DeNiro movies and always bumm
me out that he sucks so much.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Sad I can't. I can't watch him now and separate
myself from his brand of lunacy.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, it's a shame. Breaking news.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Cash Battel calls for Democrat Alexander Vinman to be prosecuted
for leaking a phone call that undermined President Donald Trump
led to his impeachment.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Vinman, Well, I'd like to punch him rat in a
bread basket too.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
He's in an episode of Kurby Your Enthusiasm. Do you
remember that, Vinman? Yeah, there's an episode where Larry David protest. Sorry,
there's an episode where Larry David gets to meet vinmn
oh wow and pleasure and they become friends. And yesterday
Cheryl Hines, also from Curb Your Enthusiasm, was on with.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Jesse Waters to be r K Junior's wife.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, well that's true.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's an interesting thing about how some of these Hollywood
people were part of like an underground right wing movement.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Not what you would have expected, but that's exactly that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
We're more concerned about getting more jobs than letting you
know how they really feel about things.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Anyway, here's Cheryl Hna. I think you're the only ones
I would say that I would ever say that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You then all of a sudden get swept up into
this Republican administration and you weren't expecting that was not
was not so?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
How did that come about?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
What was the conversation.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Well, well, when you read my book on scripted, did
you like that very good? You know, President Trump and
Bobby have a lot in common, and they have very
similar goals, and when they got together, they decided, yeah,
we should work together. And so then suddenly, suddenly Bobby
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is now in the middle of a Republican administration.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
He's in the middle of it all.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know what Cheryl Hines would be good at doing.
They got to put someone besides Richard Grenell in charge
of the Kennedy Center. I have Kennedy Center for Performing Arts.
Don't you think she'd be good? And I'm sure she'd
be fabulous in that role. She could find all the
does she.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Want to do that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh, you're just gonna enslave her and force her.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, that's what I do. I find women like when
you boss him around just a little.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You damn right, they do. They like it when you
say things like calm down, because that immediately calms them down.
There's just certain things you can say to women, uh like, uh,
you know, learn your place. You know your your place is,
you know, beside me, but slightly behind me.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You know, you know what I was something you know
what else I've learned recently This move that women.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Like when you wait to hear when.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You're gonna kiss a woman, grab her face like this
sort of by the cheeks and then like do one
of those. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know why
that always gets women excited.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Well, they like it when a man excerpts in uh
shows his manliness, right yeah, and and uh, you know,
shows that he's in charge. Women are drawn to men
who are rugged and masculine. I know that for a
fast sure. Yeah, they want a man to take charge
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because they know that we know what's best for.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Them, right, and we're happy to tell him anytime they
want in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And also, don't forget calm down.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I tell him that all the time. And then usually
they say, sir, this is an Arby's, but still you
should calm down. Well, Trump's telling Tailien and Cambodia to
calm down. He's looking forward to the Thai Cambodia ceasefire
deal at a summit this upcoming week, according to Malaysia.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And you know how Malaysia is. That's his wife, right, No,
that's what that's Milania, mister.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh, I can see how she wouldn't want him messing
with some of them, thy ladyboy, you know, because he
could get fooled. A lot of people get fooled by
the ky ladyboy. And also that Telaysia will probably divorce him.
It seems like a good way to catch something too. Hey,
mister Rowe, are you ready or do you want to
do it in the next segment? Well, I don't had
to report about baseball, do it? Because I kept keeping
(08:02):
I quit keeping up with baseball since no team I
care about it was in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I think we mostly agree that baseball is over all right.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well, then I can hear I can hit you with
some sports because last night we had not one, but
two Monday night football games. Shove it in and the
sports is brought to you by Droaco's. You know they
do breakfast at that metal relocation, and and uh, I
keep hearing good things about that Baton Rouge location, and
they have some breakfast too. But you can also get
(08:29):
that food delivered right to your door. You want to
butter garlic? You want to you know what I'm really
jonesing for lately. You remember that that thing we got
last time we was there, Tommy brought over some kind
of uh, what what the hell was it? Like a
cheesecake or some kind of thing, and we ate that
and he's like, I ain't never ate nothing better in
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my life than that.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
What was that thing? Though? I think that the grilled
cheese and crab sandwich thing. Oh you're talking about the
truffle Grell ship. Yeah, brother, I think with the crab ment.
If you ain't had that, you got to get that,
and you ain't living. Yeah, good old Dragos all right.
First of all, Bears got last second field goal for
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the big win last night twenty five, twenty four over Washington,
and I know you enjoy that anytime Washington get you know,
get lost.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh yeah, I don't care for them now.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You put them back to being Redskins might pull for
him again, but not the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, once upon a time. But anyway, the team from
Washington lost to the Bears first.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And the Falcons just came alive. Lit up Buffalo twenty
four fourteen. Bijon Robinson, He don't he don't like to
brag on himself. I like that he you know, he's
stay humble and everything. That's probably part of his University
of Texas long horn upbringing. You know. Uh, he went
off last night one hundred and seventy yards or nineteen carries,
(09:58):
including an eighty one yard touchdown run. Uh, it was.
It was fun to watch and be you he all,
you know, he all humble about it and everything. But
if you want to say he great, he let you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, all right, Well he is great, I think so, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, And it is funny he have that Eddie Murphy grin.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Look at it and grin look at that. He does
look like Oddie Murphy back in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That he's like all booked up, you know. Uh, but
he got that Eddie Murphy grin that go all the
way up to his eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And did he put the buggy in your butt?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
He did not. It's too bad that he put the
boogie on the football field. Apparently now you can move, go.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Ahead, put the buggy in your butt, y'all.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You're feeling it though, I know you all shove it in.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That's exciting news, is that all the sports. I got
a couple of things.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Enough, you got enough? All right?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Well, coming up in a little bit, Bill Bill Belichick
breaks his silence over report said he may be exiting
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Anybody find out what happened to that mean player that
was rude to h Patrick Mahomes and some of the
other Travis Kelsey's teammates.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
We're gonna find out about that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And apparently George Strait is having a feud with bad
Bunny stick around.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Network featuring Steve
Johnson and Kenny Webster.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
A handsome guy, by the way. I didn't that's usually
not my thing, but he is a good looking shucker.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You must be the new guy. We have some more
sports and he said it was what was it? It
was an add.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, what's it? I thought?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That was like, No, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
No that I think. I think that's the bass player
for Rick James.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What about appendix, No, it's about appendix. That's that price
in the back of the book. It's sports Part two. Okay,
Since since everybody was wondering, Brian Branch, the dude from
the fight Detroit Lions versus Kansasity, Brian Branch has given
been given a one game suspension after the fight that
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he calls. They said his aggressive non football act was unwarranted,
clearly violated the standards and conduct of sportsmanship in the
NFL so Lion safety one game suspension for the fight
on Sunday night against the Kansas City Now, if he
had a he was rude to Patrick Mahome, but he didn't, like,
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you know, attack him. If he'd attack homes all, even
worse h Taylor's boyfriend, they probably would have kicked him
out of the league.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean I would, I hope. So you can't mess.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
With Taylor's fiance, by the way, not a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well what else sure?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Anyway, The point is there's a song now about his
penis that plays on the radio, and that's an important
part of our culture.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'm sorry, what about about who's penis?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Travis Kelcey?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh? I thought you met the Brian Branch. Well, why
would he get a song? He's the rude guy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Just remember every time you hear your teenage daughter listening
to this, this is a song called would she's listening
to a song about Travis Kelsey's penis? If she's nodding
her head along, she's nodding her head along to Travis
Kelsey's penis. Why are you doing that with your mouth
when you bob your heat up and down, mister Kennel.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I was just wondering if she was mouthing the words
to the song.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I never need to hear no one, no, no no,
we never need that on this radio show. Hey, speaking
of wood Bill Belichick is now we're saying that you
can't believe everything you read on the internet. Reports that
the legendary NFL coach may be negotiating a baya with
North Carolina following the thirty eight to ten thumping at
the hands of rival Clemson percolated online last week. Such
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reports were further fueled by the suspension of a defensive assistant,
prompting some to question whether the school was ready to
fire Jordan Hudson's boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
But it turns out that isn't going to happen.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Have they even had a talk with him, because everybody
except him says he needs to stop bringing her around
all the time. She's everywhere he goes. And I don't
know if it's because he doesn't trust her and he
wants to keep an eye on her. She doesn't trust him.
I think he can trust a guy who's what in
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his seventies, I don't know, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I wonder about that. She think if she wasn't around,
he'd cheat or do you think she?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I don't think he could.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Who do you think is more likely to cheat? Probably her? Clearly?
What about her around all the young athletes there?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And well, you know, at least there he's able to,
you know, kind of know what she is, where she is,
what she's doing.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
If Jordan Hudson was your girlfriend, mister, oh, would you
bring her around a bunch of college football players?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Oh, I don't believe a wood? No what that's a
negatory on the wood as a wood not.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
In the meantime, there's been a lot of fervor, a
lot of hubbub about who is going to be performing
at the Super Bowl halftime show. People don't like Bad
Bunny because he's a cross dressing Spanish rapper from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
But there's some people that do like him and are
very excited. That's like fourteen people.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
If the goal was to bring conservatives back to the NFL.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't know if Bad Bunny's gonna do it, but.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Like that's the goal. I think they figure we got
men and then we got women, so now let's get
whatever that is that's in between.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, you may enjoy this Billy d.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
There is a petition circulating online that has garnished a
lot of signatures suggesting that there might be a better
person to do a Super Bowl halftime show. Launched this week,
the change dot org petition has garnered more than fifty
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one hundred signatures, with organizers arguing George Strait would reunite
America while Bad Bunny will be performing a political stunt
about immigration.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, well, yeah, that's about what he's all all for.
The I don't I don't think it'll ever happen, but
it great idea. It's just I just don't see it happen,
not in this America we live in today.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
All right, So turning point, USA is going to be
organizing a halftime show that you can watch online instead
of watching Bad Bunny bring out a bunch of refugees
from third world country.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's at Charlie Kirk Organization at one point, and one
of the people they booked to sing is Laura Trump.
Without your bravery, we're all out of luck. You know
this camp eat enough. You gotta be special. It's not
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real good. Takes a lot to put that, doesn't it.
And she's getting help from some kind of a eq
Voice Box Beat, whatever that thing is.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Doesn't it kind of sound like they had an intern
write the lyrics for her.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I couldn't even tell you what she's saying. Just it
hurt my ears?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Doesn't it sound like music was Lara Trump's mildly attempted
to a hobby throughout her life And now I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Her parents told her growing up when she was a
little girl, you know that, Oh you you have a
lovely singing voice.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yay?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
And she doesn't, obviously.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Brett Pleasure Heart.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Laura Trump still not as bad as Ben Shapiro's sister
singing at Seapack.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Okay, stop that.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's a real thing. That's a real thing that happened, bro.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And have you ever seen how big Ben Shapiro's sister's
jugs are. It's very uncomfortable looking at her because she
looks just like Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But she is with she's got a rack on her
all right.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
The other big performance yesterday happened at the San Diego Zoo.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
There's a big old goat reel over there.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Bro, How awesome was that yesterday? It's you know, it's
just like any zoo. A bunch of kids are sitting
around at the Gorilla exhibit when all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, the gorilla charges at the glass, crashes
into the glass, smashes the glass. Eyewitness video captured the
heart stopping moment a gorilla rushed the glass at a
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viewing enclosure in the San Diego Zoo, cracking it, startling bystanders.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And it's not ordinary glass either.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That is a lamented safety glass period it's supposed to.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
He didn't crash through it, he just he didn't smash it.
He cracked it. He didn't crumble, he didn't get out,
he didn't attack any of the kids on the other shatteringly,
But yeah, he's impressive to put the cracks in the
glass like that. That's a that's pretty solid hit.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Lamented safety glass is one level below ballistic glass. It's
supposed to be storm resistant FAFO. Indeed, bro boy, Yeah,
that was quite the sight to behold. I gotta tell
you though, if I was at Gorilla, I'd have done
the same thing. All those ugly kids picking their nose
staring at me while I'm sitting there behind the glass
all day, just trying to get out of there, just
trying to eat a banana.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Everybody picking their nose and looking at me.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's it's laminated. Yeah, why oh, lamented, I don't think
really means what you think it means.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
It says lamented right here in the report. I don't
know what you're talking. I'm telling you it's lamented glass.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
That's what I wrote it wrong, Then you should know better.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I don't think the New York Post gets it wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh yeah, they always do.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
They said there were two youths in a beauty enjoying
the brute behind the glass.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
That part's right. Hello, Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Donald Trump says he achieved peace in the Mideast and
now comes the tougher task.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's that achieving piece in Portland?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
No, no man happen.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's gonna be very challenging. Also, this is a little awkward.
You're not gonna like it, Billy ed. But a lot
of people on the internet are comparing young Hillary Clinton
to Sidney Sweeney. Oh boy, somebody found the worst photo
of Sidney Sweeney and the best photo of Hillary Clinton.
And they him from a thousand years ago, right from
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the seventies or the sixties. And they put him together
and they and there is a point to be made.
They do sort of vaguely look like each other. Wow,
which begs the question what is the part of what's
the point of living?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
That is a good question.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Old photo surface to Hillary Clinton looking like Sidney Sweeney.
Bill responded by saying, so banging Sydney wouldn't be cheating, right, Well,
of course.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Not, Bill, your Bill, do whatever you want to. You
know that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't know, bang Huma. I don't know why you
can't have Sydney think after truth? All right, we got
another No King's protest coming up October eighteenth. This Saturday,
far left frothing at the mouth extremist will be gathering
together in parks around the country to show off their
blue hair and their septum piercings.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It looks like the last.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No King's Day parade or protest or whatever they want
to call it. Looks like it worked, because we still don't.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Have a king now.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No good good on you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Trump's seventy ninth birthday fell on the same day as
the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the Army, and
so they decided this would be a good time to
go out and say they put some on it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We hate America.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
According to the Hill, two thousand No Kings protests are
scheduled for this Saturday. There are plans in major cities
Los Angeles, Boston, Washington, Chicago, probably your city if you
live near a vaguely big.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Sites will be happening anywhere near me. I can tell
you that for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Are you near this city? Bill yet?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No? Oh, I'll be fishing.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, I think you're close enough to this city.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Not Saturday. You don't know what I'm will do Saturday. Okay,
I go ahead and start milding off youngster what's two
told you Saturday?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's two thousand protesting city.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Fishing and it ain't gonna be nowhere near the river
or are they go up chunk them in?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Is the river anywhere near a city or a college town?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Wooo, that's the best kind of belief to go fishing away.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
All right, I'll let you have it in town. But the
point is two thousand protests.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean there probably will be a protest somewhere near
someone listening to us for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh, I guarantee it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Mike Johnson, the House Speaker and Shreveport Bojia resident, slammed
the No King's Day protest in an interview on Fox,
saying he's a very patient guy, but he's had it
up to here with these people.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Ooh, up to up to here. Wow, that's a long
way up.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
He said.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
The theory we have right now is they hate America.
That's the point of all this. They're going to protest
October eighteenth of the National Mall. It's all the pro
Hamas wing of the Democrat Party in the Antifapole coming out.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Robert de Niro is going to be there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
He called on Americans to take part in the protest
saying he'll be participating from the No King's protest in
Martha's Vineyard. They're all going to get together and well
they're not them, but they'll have their name.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
He still. Of course they'll instruct their Uh, they won't
actually make any effort themselves, because they're they're celebrities. I'm
old as old de Niro. Now, wouldn't you be thinking
he'll be dying soon?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He's got to be in his eighties. Eighty two, is
the answer to that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, August seventeenth, he be soon enough for me.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Anyway, he's going to send his cleaning lady out there
just as soon as she's done working on the den.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
He really hates when there's dust on his books.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well you understand, Yeah, that's important.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
He doesn't read. He just likes the way they look
at him. If he read, he wouldn't have any of these. Yeah,
that's too bad. I like DeNiro movies and always bumm
me out that he sucks so much.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Sad I can't. I can't watch him now and separate
myself from his brand of lunacy.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, it's a shame. Breaking news.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Cash Battel calls for Democrat Alexander Vinman to be prosecuted
for leaking a phone call that undermined President Donald Trump
led to his impeachment.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Vinman, Well, I'd like to punch him rat in a
bread basket too.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
He's in an episode of Kurby Your Enthusiasm. Do you
remember that, Vinman? Yeah, there's an episode where Larry David protest. Sorry,
there's an episode where Larry David gets to meet vinmn
oh wow and pleasure and they become friends. And yesterday
Cheryl Hines, also from Curb Your Enthusiasm, was on with.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Jesse Waters to be r K Junior's wife.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, well that's true.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's an interesting thing about how some of these Hollywood
people were part of like an underground right wing movement.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Not what you would have expected, but that's exactly that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
We're more concerned about getting more jobs than letting you
know how they really feel about things.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Anyway, here's Cheryl Hna. I think you're the only ones
I would say that I would ever say that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You then all of a sudden get swept up into
this Republican administration and you weren't expecting that was not
was not so?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
How did that come about?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
What was the conversation.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Well, well, when you read my book on scripted, did
you like that very good? You know, President Trump and
Bobby have a lot in common, and they have very
similar goals, and when they got together, they decided, yeah,
we should work together. And so then suddenly, suddenly Bobby
(05:45):
is now in the middle of a Republican administration.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
He's in the middle of it all.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know what Cheryl Hines would be good at doing.
They got to put someone besides Richard Grenell in charge
of the Kennedy Center. I have Kennedy Center for Performing Arts.
Don't you think she'd be good? And I'm sure she'd
be fabulous in that role. She could find all the
does she.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Want to do that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh, you're just gonna enslave her and force her.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, that's what I do. I find women like when
you boss him around just a little.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You damn right, they do. They like it when you
say things like calm down, because that immediately calms them down.
There's just certain things you can say to women, uh like, uh,
you know, learn your place. You know your your place is,
you know, beside me, but slightly behind me.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You know, you know what I was something you know
what else I've learned recently This move that women.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Like when you wait to hear when.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You're gonna kiss a woman, grab her face like this
sort of by the cheeks and then like do one
of those. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know why
that always gets women excited.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Well, they like it when a man excerpts in uh
shows his manliness, right yeah, and and uh, you know,
shows that he's in charge. Women are drawn to men
who are rugged and masculine. I know that for a
fast sure. Yeah, they want a man to take charge
(07:11):
because they know that we know what's best for.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Them, right, and we're happy to tell him anytime they
want in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And also, don't forget calm down.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I tell him that all the time. And then usually
they say, sir, this is an Arby's, but still you
should calm down. Well, Trump's telling Tailien and Cambodia to
calm down. He's looking forward to the Thai Cambodia ceasefire
deal at a summit this upcoming week, according to Malaysia.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And you know how Malaysia is. That's his wife, right, No,
that's what that's Milania, mister.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh, I can see how she wouldn't want him messing
with some of them, thy ladyboy, you know, because he
could get fooled. A lot of people get fooled by
the ky ladyboy. And also that Telaysia will probably divorce him.
It seems like a good way to catch something too. Hey,
mister Rowe, are you ready or do you want to
do it in the next segment? Well, I don't had
to report about baseball, do it? Because I kept keeping
(08:02):
I quit keeping up with baseball since no team I
care about it was in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I think we mostly agree that baseball is over all right.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well, then I can hear I can hit you with
some sports because last night we had not one, but
two Monday night football games. Shove it in and the
sports is brought to you by Droaco's. You know they
do breakfast at that metal relocation, and and uh, I
keep hearing good things about that Baton Rouge location, and
they have some breakfast too. But you can also get
(08:29):
that food delivered right to your door. You want to
butter garlic? You want to you know what I'm really
jonesing for lately. You remember that that thing we got
last time we was there, Tommy brought over some kind
of uh, what what the hell was it? Like a
cheesecake or some kind of thing, and we ate that
and he's like, I ain't never ate nothing better in
(08:51):
my life than that.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
What was that thing? Though? I think that the grilled
cheese and crab sandwich thing. Oh you're talking about the
truffle Grell ship. Yeah, brother, I think with the crab ment.
If you ain't had that, you got to get that,
and you ain't living. Yeah, good old Dragos all right.
First of all, Bears got last second field goal for
(09:16):
the big win last night twenty five, twenty four over Washington,
and I know you enjoy that anytime Washington get you know,
get lost.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh yeah, I don't care for them now.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You put them back to being Redskins might pull for
him again, but not the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, once upon a time. But anyway, the team from
Washington lost to the Bears first.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And the Falcons just came alive. Lit up Buffalo twenty
four fourteen. Bijon Robinson, He don't he don't like to
brag on himself. I like that he you know, he's
stay humble and everything. That's probably part of his University
of Texas long horn upbringing. You know. Uh, he went
off last night one hundred and seventy yards or nineteen carries,
(09:58):
including an eighty one yard touchdown run. Uh, it was.
It was fun to watch and be you he all,
you know, he all humble about it and everything. But
if you want to say he great, he let you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, all right, Well he is great, I think so, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, And it is funny he have that Eddie Murphy grin.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Look at it and grin look at that. He does
look like Oddie Murphy back in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That he's like all booked up, you know. Uh, but
he got that Eddie Murphy grin that go all the
way up to his eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And did he put the buggy in your butt?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
He did not. It's too bad that he put the
boogie on the football field. Apparently now you can move, go.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Ahead, put the buggy in your butt, y'all.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You're feeling it though, I know you all shove it in.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That's exciting news, is that all the sports. I got
a couple of things.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Enough, you got enough? All right?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Well, coming up in a little bit, Bill Bill Belichick
breaks his silence over report said he may be exiting
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Anybody find out what happened to that mean player that
was rude to h Patrick Mahomes and some of the
other Travis Kelsey's teammates.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
We're gonna find out about that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And apparently George Strait is having a feud with bad
Bunny stick around.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Network featuring Steve
Johnson and Kenny Webster.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
A handsome guy, by the way. I didn't that's usually
not my thing, but he is a good looking shucker.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You must be the new guy. We have some more
sports and he said it was what was it? It
was an add.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, what's it? I thought?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That was like, No, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
No that I think. I think that's the bass player
for Rick James.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What about appendix, No, it's about appendix. That's that price
in the back of the book. It's sports Part two. Okay,
Since since everybody was wondering, Brian Branch, the dude from
the fight Detroit Lions versus Kansasity, Brian Branch has given
been given a one game suspension after the fight that
(12:09):
he calls. They said his aggressive non football act was unwarranted,
clearly violated the standards and conduct of sportsmanship in the
NFL so Lion safety one game suspension for the fight
on Sunday night against the Kansas City Now, if he
had a he was rude to Patrick Mahome, but he didn't, like,
(12:32):
you know, attack him. If he'd attack homes all, even
worse h Taylor's boyfriend, they probably would have kicked him
out of the league.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean I would, I hope. So you can't mess.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
With Taylor's fiance, by the way, not a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well what else sure?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Anyway, The point is there's a song now about his
penis that plays on the radio, and that's an important
part of our culture.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'm sorry, what about about who's penis?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Travis Kelcey?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh? I thought you met the Brian Branch. Well, why
would he get a song? He's the rude guy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Just remember every time you hear your teenage daughter listening
to this, this is a song called would she's listening
to a song about Travis Kelsey's penis? If she's nodding
her head along, she's nodding her head along to Travis
Kelsey's penis. Why are you doing that with your mouth
when you bob your heat up and down, mister Kennel.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I was just wondering if she was mouthing the words
to the song.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I never need to hear no one, no, no no,
we never need that on this radio show. Hey, speaking
of wood Bill Belichick is now we're saying that you
can't believe everything you read on the internet. Reports that
the legendary NFL coach may be negotiating a baya with
North Carolina following the thirty eight to ten thumping at
the hands of rival Clemson percolated online last week. Such
(13:49):
reports were further fueled by the suspension of a defensive assistant,
prompting some to question whether the school was ready to
fire Jordan Hudson's boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
But it turns out that isn't going to happen.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Have they even had a talk with him, because everybody
except him says he needs to stop bringing her around
all the time. She's everywhere he goes. And I don't
know if it's because he doesn't trust her and he
wants to keep an eye on her. She doesn't trust him.
I think he can trust a guy who's what in
(14:22):
his seventies, I don't know, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I wonder about that. She think if she wasn't around,
he'd cheat or do you think she?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I don't think he could.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Who do you think is more likely to cheat? Probably her? Clearly?
What about her around all the young athletes there?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And well, you know, at least there he's able to,
you know, kind of know what she is, where she is,
what she's doing.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
If Jordan Hudson was your girlfriend, mister, oh, would you
bring her around a bunch of college football players?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Oh, I don't believe a wood? No what that's a
negatory on the wood as a wood not.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
In the meantime, there's been a lot of fervor, a
lot of hubbub about who is going to be performing
at the Super Bowl halftime show. People don't like Bad
Bunny because he's a cross dressing Spanish rapper from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
But there's some people that do like him and are
very excited. That's like fourteen people.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
If the goal was to bring conservatives back to the NFL.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't know if Bad Bunny's gonna do it, but.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Like that's the goal. I think they figure we got
men and then we got women, so now let's get
whatever that is that's in between.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, you may enjoy this Billy d.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
There is a petition circulating online that has garnished a
lot of signatures suggesting that there might be a better
person to do a Super Bowl halftime show. Launched this week,
the change dot org petition has garnered more than fifty
(15:49):
one hundred signatures, with organizers arguing George Strait would reunite
America while Bad Bunny will be performing a political stunt
about immigration.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, well, yeah, that's about what he's all all for.
The I don't I don't think it'll ever happen, but
it great idea. It's just I just don't see it happen,
not in this America we live in today.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
All right, So turning point, USA is going to be
organizing a halftime show that you can watch online instead
of watching Bad Bunny bring out a bunch of refugees
from third world country.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's at Charlie Kirk Organization at one point, and one
of the people they booked to sing is Laura Trump.
Without your bravery, we're all out of luck. You know
this camp eat enough. You gotta be special. It's not
(16:42):
real good. Takes a lot to put that, doesn't it.
And she's getting help from some kind of a eq
Voice Box Beat, whatever that thing is.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Doesn't it kind of sound like they had an intern
write the lyrics for her.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I couldn't even tell you what she's saying. Just it
hurt my ears?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Doesn't it sound like music was Lara Trump's mildly attempted
to a hobby throughout her life And now I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Her parents told her growing up when she was a
little girl, you know that, Oh you you have a
lovely singing voice.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yay?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
And she doesn't, obviously.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Brett Pleasure Heart.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Laura Trump still not as bad as Ben Shapiro's sister
singing at Seapack.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Okay, stop that.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's a real thing. That's a real thing that happened, bro.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And have you ever seen how big Ben Shapiro's sister's
jugs are. It's very uncomfortable looking at her because she
looks just like Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But she is with she's got a rack on her
all right.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
The other big performance yesterday happened at the San Diego Zoo.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
There's a big old goat reel over there.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Bro, How awesome was that yesterday? It's you know, it's
just like any zoo. A bunch of kids are sitting
around at the Gorilla exhibit when all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, the gorilla charges at the glass, crashes
into the glass, smashes the glass. Eyewitness video captured the
heart stopping moment a gorilla rushed the glass at a
(18:11):
viewing enclosure in the San Diego Zoo, cracking it, startling bystanders.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And it's not ordinary glass either.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That is a lamented safety glass period it's supposed to.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
He didn't crash through it, he just he didn't smash it.
He cracked it. He didn't crumble, he didn't get out,
he didn't attack any of the kids on the other shatteringly,
But yeah, he's impressive to put the cracks in the
glass like that. That's a that's pretty solid hit.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Lamented safety glass is one level below ballistic glass. It's
supposed to be storm resistant FAFO. Indeed, bro boy, Yeah,
that was quite the sight to behold. I gotta tell
you though, if I was at Gorilla, I'd have done
the same thing. All those ugly kids picking their nose
staring at me while I'm sitting there behind the glass
all day, just trying to get out of there, just
trying to eat a banana.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Everybody picking their nose and looking at me.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's it's laminated. Yeah, why oh, lamented, I don't think
really means what you think it means.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
It says lamented right here in the report. I don't
know what you're talking. I'm telling you it's lamented glass.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
That's what I wrote it wrong, Then you should know better.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I don't think the New York Post gets it wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh yeah, they always do.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
They said there were two youths in a beauty enjoying
the brute behind the glass.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
That part's right. Hello, Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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