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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's the forty fifth anniversary today of Death to
America day in Iran. That would really belong on this
day in history, would it not. Well, you know, I
just setting this stage here for what this is big,
for what's about to happen. You know, Well, what have
you heard? Well, they're having a party today in Iran
for killing America, death to the Jews, death to the Infidels,

(00:23):
that sort of thing. But don't they do that every day? Yeah,
but today they really lean into it. Today they're like
burning American flags and stabbing Trump with a pencil and
you know, more so than usual effigies. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hey, the rest of the world is having a Heineken
today to celebrate the birth of the Dutch brewery genius
Alfred Heinecon.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Maybe a very event, so it's not just a clever name.
M hm. No, it's his birthday today. Of course, he's
long gone.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
It wouldn't be happy birthday to Walter Cronkite and raised
and everybody loves Raymond.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
That was Doris Roberts.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You're supposed to say it like this, You're supposed to.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Call Walter Cronkite.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, I wish I could talk like that, but I
can't do that, Walter Cronkite, You sound just like him.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, I really do. Do you know remember Markey Post,
the actress from Night Court. Oh yeah, I know. She
was supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Kind of be a thing and then it didn't happen
for her the way they'd hoped, and then she died
kind of early. I think she was barely sixty. You
know what Alice was good was Wings? Remember Wings.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
She wasn't in Wings, yeah, but it was a good show.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Loretta Switt, who played hot Lip, would have been eighty
eight today. But you know she's no longer with us either.
She just died earlier this year. Loretta Switt did. It's
not the Wings day at all in any way. Now
this is the NIGHTCRT theme. Harry Anderson, Karen Austin. You
just to keep bringing up that that Wings show. You

(01:55):
know what was in that though, cal Strickland Monk. Yeah,
Oh yeah, he was good. The monk was good. John
Laura Katt was in it. He was good, not in Wings.
And then Richard he's doing Night Court now. Richard Maul
was in it. Anyway, other birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
She used to smoke in court, you.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Know, Laura Bush seventy nine years old. Yeah, how about that. Oh,
we won't mention her anymore, this next one taking her
off the list. Jeff Propes survivor guy. I mean that's
like his whole life. Didn't he get canceled?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Her?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Am I thinking of someone else? I think you're thinking
to someone else. I mean he got questioned, but I
don't think it canceled. He's sixty four. Ralph Marcio, you
probably know as Daniel LaRussa on coate kid Cobra Kai.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh yeah, he's sixty four.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Matthew McConaughey and Diddy both turned fifty six this morning.
Probably one of your favorite TV actresses, But she's not
really an actress.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
She's a real reality star.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Bethany Frankel Housewives of New York City, and she created
the Skinny.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Girl cocktail line. She's fifty five years old today.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
A class of chemicals to watch your plastic TV show.
And I didn't know who this guy was, but mister
Roe says he's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Des Bryant yeh of the Cowboys. Yeah, does Brian somebody?
Former formerly of the Cowboys. He was a wide receiver.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
He also played for the Saints and the Ravens, but
I barely even remember them days. Also played for the
Oklahoma State Cowboys. Well, yeah that was that was a
you know before he turned pro. Surey is election day.
We're just a week away from Veterans Day and Marine
Corps Bertha, No, Marine corpirth Day is six days away?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
And what more about that? Including that commemorative gift set
that you could purchase here just a few minutes. I
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before you get on a motorcycle. Off your Election day
Vodka day coincidence? I think not so today. In seventeen
seventy seven, Washington learns of a plot to discredit him
and replace him with General Horatio Gates. Did he get angry?
They almost replaced Jorge with a Mexican. That's unbelievable. That
is weird. Man Abe Lincoln married his beard on this

(04:25):
day in eighteen forty two. Congratulations to Mary Todd. She
got to watch her husband's sleep in bed with other dudes. Today.
In eighteen fifty one, a freak storm sinks one hundred
American fishing vessels off the coast of Canada, killing one
hundred and thirty people. As one of those man stood there,
sinking down at his watery grave, his last words were,
I can't believe Abe Lincoln was gay. I know today.

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In nineteen twenty four, California legalized professional boxing after a
ten year ban.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Youre going too fast? You skipped eighteen sixty two, completely
lay it on me. Oh, eighteen sixty two on this date. Yeah,
in the maybe how they won the war? Doctor Richard
Gatling patented the machine gun, also called the Gatling Gun. Hell, yeah,
then I was like halfway through the Civil War.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
H I guess you know. I'm assuming he was on,
you know, their side. The ho a in my building
told me I'm not allowed to mount one on top
of my suv. Well did you tell that hoa to
kiss you as al? How about that? I was pissed, dude.
How the hell am I supposed to get it on
top of my convertible? Now I got it? Now I
got to figure that out. Shirks. Oh, here's a good
one for it. Leave it to Beaver Today in nineteen

(05:36):
fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Starring Barbara Billingsley and who else.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Beaumont Head Walk in the Door, Don't Forget Tony. Sorry,
the music stopped in and started playing a comedy bit which
probably had swears, so I had to turn it on.
Probably if you know the theme song. By the way,
I didn't write this on my notes. Someone else did.
But uh, if you know the theme song, what's it say?
Right there? It says you're old. No, I didn't write that, mister.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You say, do you know the theme song? I don't
think there were any words to it except that introduction.
But if you recognize it as the theme song to
the Beaver, then you're old.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah. I didn't put that in the notes. Someone else did.
And then mister Kennet steps in here, no question about that. Today,
in nineteen seventy nine, Happy Birthday, Iran. Today they celebrate
Death to America Day. The US embassy in Tehran is stormed,
Americans held hostage. Well, it was actually because it's the
day that the revolution happened, wasn't Is it Iran's birthday?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
When this happened in Iran, which means that Iran was
already a place that couldn't be born today if something
happened in it today.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
No, it went from one government to the other. Is
that's different. This is the day of the revolution, Okay,
isn't it like the fourth of July for them or something?
And hate America day? Anyway? The hostage is at the
NBAC was four hundred and forty four days, and I'm
being told we're supposed to call it Iran. That upsets
the Persians if we then keep doing it all. Here's

(07:00):
a good one Billy had today. In nineteen ninety, Dances
with Wolves premiered. Wow, that's a long time ago. And today.
In two thousand and eight, America decided that a communist
Muslim should be president and we ended up okay in
the end. So maybe New York City will be fine. Yeah,
get over it.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Today's day Barack Obama was elected president in two thousand
and eight. Such a glorious day for America. We put
an end to racism finally, once and for all. Seventeen
years ago. Wow, how about that, didn't we No, that
was the plan, right? It actually seemed to get worse
than ever after that, sul dude, Yeah, so bad out there?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
How that happened. Well, you spent so much money that
we didn't have to the point where the pennies become irrelevant,
and we added over a trillion in debt in about
a month. And now everybody thinks long lines at the
airport's a our biggest problem. I think we're really missing
the boat here. Kids.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Ask you guys something, because you're mostly straight guys, right me,
If you hear the news that you could see a
picture of Kim Kardashian naked.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
With no clothes on at all, how excited would you be?
Didn't she do a porn and her mom sold them,
marketed the porn for her.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Look a picture of Kim Kardashian without clothes on a
big deal.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I just typed Kim Kardashian nude into any search engine
and look, well, she's really naked in that one, three, four, six, seven, well,
thirty five. A lot of photos a Kim Kardashian naked.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, she's a I don't know why they think this
was going to be something that would lure you to
see this, but she's naked, but she's wearing body paint.
And I gotta tell you, they did such a good
job of the paint. If I hadn't told you she
was naked and you saw the picture, I don't think
you would have immediately recognized the fact that she didn't

(08:52):
have any clothes on and nobody cares. She doesn't have
private parts she you know, I mean, most people have
some some things like to cover. Kim doesn't cover anything up,
so I haven't seen it once again, is not a
big deal.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You know who that's for. It's for straight women. Isn't
it weird? How there's a like a genre on Instagram
of sexy, almost completely naked women whose audience is almost
entirely heterosexual women that fantasize about looking like them, right,
And I don't really get that. I'll stumble onto one
of those pages, sometimes usually by accident, because I'm not

(09:26):
looking for that. I'm looking for synthesizers, and it'll tell me, oh,
your six friends follow this account and they're all women
who I think are straight. And then I'm like, wait,
why are all these straight chicks following this booty model
on Instagram? Why what are they getting out of that?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Anyway, its just the cover on some magazine that've never
heard of, and you don't need to know about. You
probably could care less anyway, So I'm not even going
to mention it.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Man, Well, anyway, Happy birthday, Laura Bush. Right, Yeah, that's
the most important. My god, what's happening to me? I'm
like that Texas woman who gave us on brain damage
by holding them under water.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm just like Barbara Bush Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Can almost smell drugs when you play that, So just
like alternative rock from the nineties. Yeah, yeah, I think
back then the drug everybody was high on was zoloft
or something was that? Yeah, as psychotropic drugs, Billy, I
don't care for it, man, me neither. Hey, let me
ask you guys a question. How long has Dick Cheney
been dead? Now? Several hours? Would you say? Okay, let's

(10:26):
go ahead and say ten. I keep checking. And the
people who blame Jews for everything have not yet speculated
that Israel killed Dick Cheney. What is taking them so
long here, let's taken them so long? I'm sure it's
the Jews or responsible, right, Yeah, shouldn't you guys be
opining about how the Jews killed Dick Cheney?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Becausually they blame on the Jews on the death of
somebody who's a lot more likable than Dick Cheney.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Well, you know, I mean he was. Somebody feels like
anytime someone dies, who's that other person that just died?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
The TV lady, let's see what Diane Ladd? Diane Ladd.
Surely the Jews killed Diane Ladd. Surely don't they want
to play in Israel for this or what? I'm sure
it was to get back at her, at her daughter,
Laura Dern for something.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
And then Scott Adams, the Dilbert guy, he is really sick.
He's entire Straights man, Dilbert. He needs our prayers, he
needs a medical miracle. Well, you know, he's like a
right wing firebrand on Twitter? Did you know that? Dilbert
Scott Adams? And I cannot believe I haven't read one
single tweet about someone suggesting that Israel gave Scott Adams cancer.

(11:32):
When's that coming along any second? Now? Right? That's mostly characters.
What is taking them so long? Hurry up? Anti Israel people,
you have insane things to say on Twitter for multiple retweets.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh, speaking of insane things happening, I just thought of
this a little while ago. We were talking about the
Marine Corps birthday of the two hundred and fiftieth birthday,
which is coming up on Monday. Sure, and there's a
lot of excitement about that for the because the commemorative
gift set to raise money for wheelchairs for worse. But
it's also the day before Veterans Day. Veterans Day is
always November eleventh, and no matter what day of the

(12:08):
week it falls on. Now, if it falls on a
Monday or a Friday, they usually celebrated on the weekend,
but you know.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Still it's the holiday.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
How cool would it be if this government shutdown that
we're going through right now, entering into the sixth week.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I guess they decide to.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
End the government shut down on Monday, and then Tuesday
the government is shut down.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, that is kind of awesome holiday. We were talking
about this earlier. Fun Yeah, what would happen if they
finished the government shut down right before a government holiday?
So there's nobody there to process their checks. Maybe you've heard,
but one more day and gonna kill you. Unless you
work at a bank or a government funded facility. Most people,
I think work on Veterans Day. Maybe some corporate America people, schools, governments,

(12:57):
and some businesses. Massive corporation because on Veterans Day, I
feel like we're usually here, aren't. Well, yeah, we come
in and then half the office is here like yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I guess it's just up to them if they want
to show up or not.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Hey, Oreos, Billy, I'm the food mister. Oh this isn't
about the cookie? Yeah, Oreo nobody?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Who?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
What do you guys think of Oreos? Who do you
guys think of Billiyad? I always think of Billiad? Are
you no? Oreo's solid white and the food we're not.
It's not an urban colloquial, is it, mister?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Or is it a biscuit? Because it's from the National
Biscuit Company. Wouldn't you call it a biscuit?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Fair? But I mean I would say it's a cookie
because we're Americans. You know, you could call it a
biscuit if you want us to throw you in the
Boston harbor. Anyway, Oreo has officially dropped six new Thanksgiving flavors.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Billyett, Oh good god. They know I hate this when
they do it, and I think that's why they do it.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Now.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
The more I complain about it, the more different unnecessary
flavors they come out with.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh, you're gonna hate it even more after I tell
you the flavors. The flavors, Billy ed. Make sure you're
not drinking anything while I read you this, all right,
cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie. Okay, so that's all for Thanksgiving, Apple,
caramel pie, sweet potato. I've saved the worst for last.
Cream corn. They got a cookie that tastes like corn.

(14:24):
Are you even ready for the last one? I don't
think so. Turkey and gravy. Jesus, Turkey and gravy.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
You know what I'm gonna eat turkey and gravy and
cream corn. I'm not gonna have the cranberries. Nobody wants
the cranberry sauce. They just put that there to distract you.
Put some color on the table. It's like, you know,
they put a candle in the table. Nobody wants to
eat that either, you know, but you know that what
is it? The Hawaiian rolls.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
If you toast the Hawaiian rolls, put a little turkey
on it, with a little cranberry sauce on there and
some gravy. It is actually not a bad sandwich. You
know what makes that better? What not? Cranberry less cranberry,
more gravy. I don't know. I like a little sweet
with my spicy.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I'm gonna eat all that at Thanksgiving anyway. Why do
I want to have dessert that tastes like the meal? Well,
come on a desert.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Why would you do that? Oreo collection try tune to
milk twist?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Why would you do such a thing?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Garlic bread delight ill or our boldest cookie flavor yet,
cream filled pickle.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Juice hashtag yummy?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Feeling adventurous? Sink your teeth into Siracha Sunday or Grandma's
personal favorite meat loaf mint Man. For those late night
cold snack regrets, there's cold hot dog surprise. Oh my god, Oreo,
because just because we can doesn't mean we should.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
If you like to dip your oreos, I suggest those
dip those in hot dog water. That'll be tasty.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Now they've been doing this, Wow, they've been doing this
for years and there have been some really unpopular flavors
over the years. They did a peeps one, I know
the one time they did one with kettle corn. Huh yeah, neopolitan.
See they're just embarrassing themselves as what they're doing. Yeah,
I don't get it was there. Here's the and then

(16:07):
the worst part about all this is Billy had it works,
That's why they do it.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I tried two different ones that I thought, Okay, maybe
I'll give them a pass on this red velvet.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Sure. I like red velvet cake, so it seems like
I could work. Eh, when that could?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
The regular Oreos better not regular, I mean double stuffed. Obviously,
nobody wants to go to regular. I mean there's hardly
anything in there. And they had one and it was
like based off the cinnamon toast crunch cereal. I like
the cearl, but I like just regular, old, plain black
and white Oreos. Nothing wrong with it, Stay in your lane, Abisco.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
And the one I always thought it was weird. Every
year they have a Mardi Gras Orio, Like, what would
that even taste like dacker ease and vomit.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
No, it's it's not even the flavor. I think they
just color everything with some dye. And maybe RFK Junior
is gonna put a stop to some of this.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I would like to see that. I for one, stand
in solidarity with RFK Junior for sending all of the
Nabisco way for employees who came up with special flavors
to get mo or. Or we could concentrate them together,
put them on a train, and then send the train
away to a camp somewhere. I don't know what the
word would be. Concentrate people in a camp into a

(17:18):
large group, and then send them to a camp on
a train. You called it a holding camp. And maybe
when they get there, there would be like a sign
out front that says, I don't know, working makes us free,
or something like that. But we'd have it in a
different language, you know, so it'd be more exotic, you see,
I see, yes, I like that. Yeah, a completely different topic.

(17:40):
And we'd make them all wear ends on their sleeves
so they know that they work at Nibisco Punish. Yeah,
that's what you'd think that means, right, mister, Oh, that's
exactly what I thought, all right, Nabisco. Right.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah. Are you guys gonna miss Nancy Pelosi? I don't
think Trump's gonna miss her, to be honest with you.
Some people in the headlines that people are reporting Nancy Pelosi,
he's basically saying she's not running again for her office
when the time comes, she's and again she might be
tricking us by saying she's gonna run for something statewide
instead of you know, federal government, but just on the

(18:14):
way out if if that announcement holds. She did call Trump,
and I want to quote Okay, a vile creature.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
She didn't call him Hitler, No, but Hitler was a
vile creature. So it is. Don got it, shuck it,
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