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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I feel like I'm gonna regret this. Someone just sent
me a video they wanted me to show to you.
Mister Kenneth, Oh really, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You're probably going to regret it. You regret a lot
of your decisions, I understand.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
An interior designer named Nicholas Fairford posted a video online
with five ugly things you shouldn't have in your home
but probably do.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
M you embarrassed by the fact that you have all five.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I haven't listened to it. Yeah, yeah, and I'm just
assuming I don't know what it is. Let's find Number
one a TV.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Everybody places their furniture to face that stop.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, you're not supposed to have a TV in your house.
Number one a TV furniture placement. If all the furniture
faces the television, then you're not going to have a
good communication pit. You want to have a you know,
conversation without having to stare at a television would be nice.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Number one is a TV. Get the f out of here.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, we don't need to hear the rest of this listening.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, homo, shut up.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Number one a TV. Everybody places their furniture to face,
usually black box. I don't want it in my house.
I need to hear this beauty. Number two a microwave
similar to the TV.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm somebody who come here.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm trying to hear the rest of these. No, you
said you didn't need to hear it. If TV is
from number one and that's bad, then why do you
need to hear the rest? They're all going to be bad? Right,
it's for mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hey, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Another good reason not to do it anymore? Would you
do you break something?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
One of the buttons fell off here. Oh it's not important.
If I push this then it turns mister Kenneth's mic off.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hey, hey, I wouldn't say that was broken up. That's
a future. I do kind of want to hear the
rest of them. Can we just hear the rest of them?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Number two a microwave similar to the TV. I'm somebody
who cooks every day and I never need to use
a microwave. Three is laundry drying all over the house.
It just kills the vibe. Four is overhead lighting. It
makes everybody look a lot less attractive.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, you're right, I can't overhead lighting. What we can't
have lights is stupid. You know what makes your house
ugly turning the lights on, like what, Well, probably something
to that. Milwaukee has hired a convicted murderer to lead
their violence prevention office. And if you think that's a joke,
it's not. Milwaukee is truly beyond parody. The guy they
hired to lead the city's violence prevention effort is literally
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a convicted murderer. His name's Adam Purcell. And yeah, he
killed a guy. He brings a personal and professional background
to re entry work. Problem is he killed a rival
gang member back in the nineties, spent twenty years in prison. Actually,
maybe that is the right guy to lead it.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So you mentioned John Cornan earlier, and we were talking
to that kN Paxton Fellow.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The attorney general of the biggest state in America that
isn't a commie state.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That sounds about right. Yeah, the story were back in
the news today. Now, even when they're right on the subject,
they still write a craptastic story sometime. But this one
was about Cornyan claiming that he did not work with
Joe Biden and the Democrats to pass the anti gun
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law or whatever it's gone.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And that funny he can't remember passing it. Or he's
a liar.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, they said back to you worked with President Joe
Biden to pass the Safer Communities Act, which, of course
is everybody agreed. Now that's just a restricting that's gun control.
Now in the midst of this reelection campaign, this is
this is a fun line as he is running neck
and neck with Attorney General Ken Pacton. Yeah, is he
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running neck and neck?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, it's part of an email that they put out.
It's a very misleading email that was put out by
John Cornyn super pac. I know that because I know
the guy who did the email. His name's Chris, And
I wish I didn't know all these guys. There are
a bunch of duchebags. Wish you didn't constantly have to
tell us who you know.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I know everything, I know everybody I'm personal friends with. No,
I'm not friends with any of these You just to
know a guy on the radio, you know, down the
down the dial a little ways. He was always talking
about who his all his friends are. If people quit listening,
I think you're really missing the point. I'm not friends
with any of these people that I know. These guys
are parasites. These guys are scumbacks in the way. He
says they're running neck and neck, which they ain't. Last
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we heard, was there like a twenty point lead or something. Yeah,
it's a big lead. Do you know what a push
Paul is? And then they asked him, do you remember
when you teamed up with Biden to spearhead gun control?
And Cornan said no, So, like you said, either his
brain is messed up and he has no memory of
something that happened less than three years ago, or he's
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a big, old, fat face liar. It's the only reason
why he's unpopular, Billy, I mean, okay, there's other reasons.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Well, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Before the gun control thing happened, most people could tolerate Cornet.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
They tolerated him.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
After the gun control thing happened, he went to give
a speech at his own state party convention.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Do you remember what's the place here in Houston called
George R. Brown?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
He went in there to give a speech at the
Republican Texas state convention. He got booed off the stage.
Now that was over two years ago, and since then,
he's not become more popular, he's become less popular. I'm
amazed that he thought that this was just going to
go away. Did you really think people were going to
forget about it even if they let it lay there
for a while. Sooner or later, you're going to be
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in another campaign and the people running against you are
going to bring it up. John Cornyn made two mistakes.
One of them was trying to play ball with the Democrats.
The other was that he tried to make enemies with
the mega guys. Ken Paxton isn't just some attorney general.
He's the Maga attorney general. And John Cornyn went out
and really pushed behind the scenes and in front of
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the curtains. An effort to remove Ken Paxton from office
failed miserably.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Ken says, uh did not pass good control with Joe Buden.
You mean John John Corny, Yeah, John Corny, whatever you
said kind of it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I get Cornyon. Yeah, I know what you meant. The
point is John Corny's a douchebag. He's a giant, flaming
pile of douche in a douche canoe sandwich with douche
sauce on top. And people are finally starting to realize it,
which makes me feel great because I feel like for
years I've been telling people this, and they just looked
at me like I was crazy, like I was some
kind of nut job that deserved to be put in
a street jacket and locked up in a tower somewhere.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Please do look at you that way, you know, when
you're not looking at him. Yeah, but not about this,
you know, No, No, I have nothing to do with
any of that. It's just you know, the way people do. Well.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yesterday, the Democrats came back to roost in the state
of Texas, and.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
This isn't so they're so proud of their brave actions
to save democracy.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Normally we don't.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Do this much Texas News on our nationally syndicated show,
but a lot of the stuff going on in Texas
right now affects the rest of the country. And it
is Texas Tuesday, am I right?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
No, it's not Texas Tuesday. That's just what Fox News says.
It said so all over the TV. You know, they
can't put that up there if it's not true. Well
who said that Fox News? Who made that up? Brian
Killmead probably Yeah. Anyway, Brian Harrison is not Brian Kilmead.
He's a lawmaker that used to be part of the
Trump administration. Now he works in the Texas State Legislature.
He was in the Capitol yesterday and making the same point.
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I just did no punishment for any of these rogue lawmakers.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Had our neighbors, Brian Harrison here walking out of the
Capitol here in Austin with just a quick update, just
walked off the floor and guys, it's official. The first
special session is over. The Democrats have won. They were
able to thwart the Republican priorities, every single one of them.
That includes redistorting, that includes property tax relief. And because
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of the weak, effectively non response, I would argue assistance
of the supposedly Republican leadership, in particular in the Texas House,
the Democrats have allowed to do something even bigger than
just thwarting the items that were on the agenda for
special session. They have been able to move around the
country freely without arrests, to galvanize national public support against
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our very urgently needed redisserting efforts.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Now here's what's weird about this.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Along the way, all of these different social media influencers
hopped onto x to praise the Republican leaders for how
well they were handling this, which is suspicious because those
of us who live in the state didn't think they
were handling it well at all. It talked big and
they don't back it up. They can't back it up
with nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, guys, like, there's a guy here named Gunther Eagleman.
I guess he people were. People are accusing them now
of having paid tweets. Another one was Jannita Broadrick Terris
Williams was one. Within the same thirty minute window. They
all hopped onto social media and started praising Texas house
speaker Dustin Burrows, like with.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Almost the exact same language as though someone called them
and offered them something. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Right.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
How Come no one ever tries to bribe us, to
pay us to say things or little damn good question.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Here's the thing. I'm for sale. Go ahead, clearly, Yeah, go ahead,
write me a check.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I'm happy people amount we might have to dicker on
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'm sorry what dicker is allowed to say that? No?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Old Potato Day, or as CNN's Brian Stelter calls it, Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's a Stelter day today.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'm surprised it's being held on a Tuesday and not Friesday.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh no, can'nie.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I guess we'll just all meet on the couch later.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Huh, because we're because potatoes? Is that the joke? Couch potato?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I didn't you. I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Why you gotta get mad at you? I was thinking
we could all just hang out on the couch. I
planned to be anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, I don't mind a couch all right. I will
tell you this.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's back to school time and back to some very
different daily schedules. For a lot of moms out there,
it's a little frustrating. So here we are to give
them some aretime and.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Now a mom's thoughts while dropping her kid off on
the first day of school.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Poor Timmy.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I can tell by the way his eyes are watering
up that he's scared. Should I tell him not to worry? No?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
If I talk, I'll start crying. Oh no, I mean sure,
it's tears.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Of joy because I'm finally getting the little parasite out
of my hair long enough to day drink. But he
may think, Oh no, Mommy's sad, and I have a
bigger meltdown than that. Time I didn't spring for toppings
at Menshi's. Sorry, kid, the world doesn't know you rainbow sprinkles.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Where was I? Oh yeah, the first day of school.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
I'll just give him an extra hand squeeze to let
him know Mommy's here for you, except between eight and
three and Monday through Friday, when you're missus Wilson's problem.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And that was the mom's thoughts while dropping her kid
off on the first day of school.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I suppose everybody's a little aware of Kenny's opinion of golfers.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh yeah, golfers are degenerates and perverts, and I wouldn't
trust him around young girls. If you're in a strip
club and a group of golfers walk in, you have
somebody's about to get their butt pinched and kicked out.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Someone's about to.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Get slapped across the face, kind of what happened at
Chicago's oh Hair Airport. A visibly drunk person was in
the lounge. It's very nice, I'm sure. Yeah, the United
Airlines lounge American Airlines. This particular drunk fella is a
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concierge key member that is a invite only. He flies
a lot as well, top tier status for the American
Airlines program. He started some turbulence because the airlines.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
But I'm bumping. Is this the New York Post?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I love how they talk.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
In the Flagship Airport lounge. This past Sunday, he was
drunk and then he was demanding that they changed the channel.
Several passengers were already watching a baseball game. He demanded
that they changed the channel so they could watch golf.
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There you go, that's why this is the guy. Nobody
wants to watch golf before they want to baseball. The
people who reported the disturbance were traveling with there was
several male companions and said the drunk flyer was wearing
a Ritz Carlton hat and obviously using his elite status
to justify his rude behavior. He came into lounge insisted
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they change the channel to the golf. People were already
watching the game before he got there. The lounge staff
sided with the majority and left the Cubs game on TV.
At least it wasn't the White Sox. The Cubs go,
the clubs go. Drunken entitled man grabbed the remote from
the staff, forcing them to move away because he seemed
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a little, you know, unhinged. He declared that his concierge
key status gives him authority to do so, and he
changed the channel and then started taking pictures of the
employee's name badges to intimidate them, telling them he was
going to report them.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh no, don't report them to the person in the
next room. Probably goes on smoke breaks with them.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He at one point threw a beer cap at a
patron and yelled, why don't you go do something with
your boyfriend. After the outburst, another customer demanded the man
be removed from the lounge. The front desk agent said
he's a concierge key VIP and he will not be
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removed and that something.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Wow, just because he flies a lot he has the
key can act like a monster.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, well it doesn't seem right.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
What did I tell you?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No action was taken in response to his outbursts.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
What did I tell you about golfers?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I know you did, and now I'm having to agree
with you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I shared my thoughts with my buddy Alan Ventrella. He's
a golfer too, you know. Well, he actually agrees.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
With me on this.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
He says that one of the problems of being a
golfer is the other golfers don't behave.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's the other ones, not the ones we know. No,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And you know they're not all the same, you know,
And I mean not every hockey player gets into a
fight because you wink at him.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
But some of them do not do.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Not every golfer is going to sexually assault you after
half a michelob Ultra, but some of them will.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You can keep our fingers crossed.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
No, mister Kenneth, we don't encourage them.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, did you about the Minnesota mayor. I know, we
don't have a lot of time. I'll just get to
this and then the celebrity birthday's coming up at the
top of the hour. Minnesota mayor candidate. He's not the
mayor yet, but I'm sure it's just a matter of
time because you know how Minnesota is. Is this a.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Samali guy, Omar Fatah?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, his staff and the mayor himself have defended the
October seventh surprise attack.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Unarmed civilians and they denied that Israel's right to exists.
That's who wants to be in charge of the cities
in America soon.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, I want to play a SoundBite for you to
give everybody an idea of who this guy is and who.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
His allies are. This is going to sound crazy on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Just know the video we're looking at here in the
studio is vastly crazier than what you're hearing, and what
you're hearing is pretty crazy. It is a bunch of
Somalian Muslims. The woman is all decked out. This woman
is covered head to toe in the Somali garb, surrounded
by three guys who look like Somali pirates.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
They should have covered her mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
These are American politicians, the.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
Shane Gongao Virginia like I sawanae.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Pretty sure them's fighting words.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't know if this makes me a racist or not,
but I don't want that for America. I wantinge, unhinged
and unhinge.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.