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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is fascinating.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
What don't feel bad? But what do you guys know
about if you don't know the answer. But the nineteen
ninety four Rwandan genocide? You all remember this? Are you
familiar with the story?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Just so over the whole thing. I hate to revisit
it now after all these years.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, Well, back in Africa in the nineties, is that
where the rowand is. Yeah, they had a lot of
violent Rwanda is what I forgot the dull It's pretty funny, actually, feel.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I don't encourage that kind of behavior.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, So it turns out, after all these years, we
have just found a convictor Rwandan genocide war criminal hiding
out on Long Island living his life. Here comes that
Turett's moment again as a bee keeper for the.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Last one Yearly, you know, they made a movie about
a guy who was a beekeeper. Then he was living
a secret life because he's somebody like CIA assassin or something.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know this really, there's a movie like this
that's awfully On the note, this guy had repeatedly been
lying on immigration papers about his past.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Meet Fostin hang On. I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I probably shouldn't but I will Nizza boom Kunzie. That
wasn't actually man Foston Nizza boom Acunzie. First, No, do
it Africans Fostonza Boomacunzie.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, there you go. Boston bos also like Haiti Style.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Age sixty five, first came to the US in two
thousand and four. He was a refugee and he just
kept lying on his visas green cart his naturalization papers.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What did you expect him to ride on there? When
you say he was lying his whole time? Did you
expect him to admit that he was a Rewanda genesie title.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, it turns out no.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, spent years hiding in plain sight, you might say,
even being so bold as to do media interviews about
his alleged refugee status and his buzzworthy profession, get it,
wink wink. He even developed connections with local wealthy hampton Ites,
one of whom allegedly paid to spring him on a
two hundred and fifty thousand bond after his arrest Tuesday
in Bridge, Hampton so he could continue caring for the
(01:53):
man's bees. Does this even Nizza boom Acuonzie, I.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Think that promoting the Beaky two movie or something with
Jason Statham.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Nizza Boo mccunzie was a bee keeper in his native country,
a career he continued on Long Island. He was actually
a sector council. He directed killings and rapes. He directed rapes.
He told people who to rape. He said, rape that guy,
except he said, like rape him. Hey, over out here,
let's all rape this guy. Any participan to rape guys? Probably,
(02:23):
I don't know. Nizza boom Acunzie assured his friend during
public meetings that they would be protected, and then in
private meetings with other Hutsus, he told them to kill
the other ethnic groups.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Did you mean to say Huto's Hutus? Yeah, yeah, not
the hoots toos. You know what the hutoos are. Well, yeah,
they more enemies of the Tutsis.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's correct. Yeah, it's right here in the article. He
helped to set up roadblocks in his region to stop
Tutsies from fleeing so he could kill them and rape them.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Right, Yeah, that's the thing they do over there, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And during one massacre April twenty first, nineteen ninety four, Hey,
that's my dad's birthday, Nizza Nizza boom Acunzie told armed hutsus,
who do who doos?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Who tooshutsis that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
We're at an administrative office, and even participated by clubbing
one person in the head.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Like he was a baby. Seal Ah, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
He told the hutoos to remove the dead bodies, referring
to them as trash and garbage.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And here's that rape part. Nizzaboo.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Mccunzie also encouraged hutus to rape tootsies women's okay, the women. Yeah,
as a genocidal tool. Anyway, he's not a good guy,
and we busted him. And he was a bee keeper
on Long Island this whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Now you want to see that movie, don't you.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I guess same guy that was, you know, driving in
the car all the time, Jason Statham. You know he
was a driver in a lot of the movies Transported. Yeah,
why is he always driving? He drives a lot. He
likes fancy cars and stuff, you know. And keeping the
bees was just him hiding and playing sight because you know,
beekeepers get to wear that that that suit keeps bees
(03:55):
from attacking him.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, that's Muslims, Billy d It's.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
The same suit, but it's a different And then that
way you can't tell who they are. So he's hiding
in a beekeeper's outfit.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Smart? Yeah, today you just do use a COVID mask
for that. I gotta think. I foll oh, it's funny.
You should play that music just now. It's an intro.
I was the Islam report, lock bar alto snack bar.
I'll make it quick.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I was telling the story, well, not before I played
the intro.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Before you played the music.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I had you buy about a second and a half.
I don't think so. Yesterday, driving through the park, you
always running. I saw people in full you know, Muslim.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It looked like umbrellas. I saw her too, look like
a pool.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know, swimming pool, umbrellas that were closed, you know.
Running along the trail, I saw them too. How did
they run in this humidity? Is that full head to
toe beekeeper outfit?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's bananas that we both saw the same full burko.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I was just running out. I assumed you were probably
out there you, but I saw her.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think I was being chased by them for a while.
To be honest, you, to be honest with you. Anyway,
where were we?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh? Yeah, the Daily is on report? Can I get
the music a gun police is at uh could we there?
We go?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And it's brought to you by ya YadA, YadA yad.
It's brought to you by the Nation of Israel. Israel,
let it exist for a while. But no, no, no,
they didn't sign the contract. Let the record show mister
Kenneth does not want Israel.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
To exist anymore. I want them to sign the contract first.
You know, we have our rules.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This was quite the fortunate turn of events in twenty
four year old You're not gonna believe it. This guy's
name is Mohammed A Don Mohammed, and he has been
suspected of planning to carry out a mass shooting. I'll
let you figure out why a guy named Mohammed A
Don Mohammad would want to shoot people.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I can't even begin to gash yep.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
This This guy shoplifted eight magazines from a gun shop
in Mankato, Minnesota, and was caught by police after escaping
the shop's staff. His plan was to get the bullets
from the gun shop and use them to murder.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Employees told police that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
A man wearing a metal mask, green quink gloves, heavy
winter jacket, and a green stocking cap entered the store
and began selecting several nine millimeter firearm magazines, bear spray,
and body armor.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Did you sell bear spray at the gun store? Well,
this is Minnesota, they needed Yeah, they don't do that
here much.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Employees say they became suspicious when he began grabbing high
price merchandise without looking at the price. That's when Mohammed
fled the store, escaping a staff member who tried to
do a citizens arrest, and drove away, almost running someone
over in the process. Employees found a list Mohammed was
referencing while shoplifting entitled Survival Gear List with alternative That's
(06:39):
what he labeled it as. On the list where things
like knives, bows and arrows, of sleeping bag, lighters, pepper spray,
six inch maag chest wright, and eight magazines. Those are
things he wrote on the list and death to America
in Israeli imperialism and that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
YadA YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We prevented a mass shooting by catching a shoplifter this
week and it was in islam extremist.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What weird. That wasn't a big news story.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I know you guys love to talk about the possibility
of death from Islamic terrorists and things like that. But
what about your receipt from the drug store?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What about it?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh, you didn't know? Another great reason to say no
when they said would you like a receipt? Those and
you've probably noticed when you do get a receipt store,
they're about four feet long.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I got one this week. Somebody asked me to go
pick up eye drops for them. Don't ask why.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The receipt for eye drops was four feet long. It
was insane. Did you touch it? Yeah? Why what do
I have answer? Now I'm a Muslim?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Now is that the printed out paper receipts contained high
levels of a chemical called BPS. It is known to
disrupt your hormones.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Holding a BPS laced receipt for just a few seconds
can have serious consequences. Perhaps many of you have gone
home from the store after gathering your receipt, putting it
in your purse or wherever you'll poke it in your pocket, whatever,
and by the time you get home you don't feel well.
(08:14):
Now you would never think to blame the receipt, would you,
But the printing chemical BPS touched your fingers and now
it's in you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay, So we've heard this before, that the receipt from
the Walgreens or the CVS can kill you. And I
think this is a great time, as good a time
as any for another edition, of of course, but.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Of course let's start off with this.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But of course we should be careful about touching paper
that has toxic chemicals. Of course, we should be very
cautious when we're at a CVS pharmacy because those receipts
that they print out there that are needlessly long, are
dangerous and could disrupt your hormones.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Of course, of course, but.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Maybe if a receipt from CBS can kill you, you're supposed
to die.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's what I'm thinking. That is an instant classic Welton
n and Johnson loans.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Did you know it's violence to ask people to pay
back their student loans?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's violence to ask.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It is violence to even suggest that someone should have
to pay back their student loans.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here's a very angry black lady.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
They're about to garnish our wages. They really know how
to just ruin your day. The US government hates everybody here, y'all.
As of May fifth, they're taking fifteen percent of your
wages towards student loans. Y'all, I've been ignoring student loans
since I've been in school.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
If y'all know, do.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You think that's why I don't? Normally they don't take
the money out of your paycheck.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I wonder if it's because she's just been refusing since
she was in her twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Now what is she forty? Well, they're ending the moratorium
on one student loans. I'm told here's a white lady,
same complaint.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
This whole student loan thing is not going to work
out how Trump thinks it is.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's going to end in a class action lawsuit with
him losing. You can't just.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Take a loan and change the inner workings of it
and put it right back on the person and say, okay,
now you owe five times as much as what you
signed up for.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
That's not how it works.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
That's illegal.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's called interest, I think. But technically that's not how
it works.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
But what they want to do is take the student loan,
the loan agreement, and change the rules of that agreement
to the point where they just don't have to pay
it back, even though in the agreement they agreed to
pay it back.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
That's pretty much how you get the loan.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
It works that's illegal.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's going to end with a big win for all
the borrowers because those student loans are going to end
up being forgiven because he's taking illegal activity on them.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
MAGA, feel free to come in my comments and tell
me I'm wrong, since you're they will you're wrong. Can
we also give Trump a little bit of credit for
what he is doing today? I assume this is today
and not yesterday because I just read it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But okay. Trump planning to meet with Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Goldberg, the editor of The Atlantic, that's the person responsible
for a lot of the fake stories that they put
out about him.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Was he the guy on the sling chat he met?
I mean the Signal Gate signals. He made up the
hooks about the suckers and losers in the military.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
He made up the signal Gate story, something he has
been somewhat successful with in his lies. Jeffrey Goldberg is
bringing with him Michael Scherer and Ashley Parker, not examply
pro Trump writers. The story they are writing, according to
(11:33):
Trump and what they've told his representatives, will be called
the most consequential president of this century. That's not necessarily
a compliment, and it could go either way. So He's
going to let them interview him, kind of, like Trump says,
out of curiosity, as like a competition I have with
myself to see if it's even possible for the Atlantic
(11:53):
to write a truthful story.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Why are they inviting Ashley Parker? She's not even hot.
I don't know, look at her.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He's a writer.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
They're going to have multiple writers writing on this. Are
they capable of being fair to Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Probably not?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
But either way, Trump's met with his detractors before, something
a lot of Democrats aren't really willing to do. Remember
when he sat down with Bill Maher recently.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, they got along quite a wow. And now liberals
want to cancel Bill Maher. Oh they hate Bill Maher
because he said, you know, Trump's not that bad guy.
Ashley Parker is like a four and she often blogs
about menstruation and stuff. They had to bring a hot
shake that Trump would want to talk to, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Also into rapid around here. We gotta go pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Here.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Could be peace in Ukraine by Monday. When we come
back on Monday morning, we be celebrating, you know, waving flags, confetti,
flying balloons.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Probably not, but could be.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Because Trump's people are saying they're having some meaningful talks
and in the next forty eight hours we could see
some peace.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'd like to say see that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Meanwhile, in the state of Washington, they're giving one hundred
and twenty thousand dollars forgivable loans to non white home buyers.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's not alone, No, it's more of just a free
giveaway there. If you loan somebody money, you expect to
get a bash.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
If you give Covenant home Ownership program, different provides down
payment and closing cost assistance for lower income first time
home buyers. Lawmakers create the program to address the disproportion
impacts of racial redlining in Washington State.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So Washington State, a state that's been controlled by white
liberals for a long time, is so racist now they
have to pay all the black people money for their
houses to apologize. What did you racists in Washington State too,
to hurt all.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
The black people? Yeah, what's that all about.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Democrats in Minnesota just voted against an amendment to keep
males out of female supports.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
There are real problems in girls and women's sports. Trans
kids playing isn't one of them. It actually is. Yeah,
according to you.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh and by the way, big doings this week in
the science world, and I know you're gay for space
twenty for seven. The Hubble telescope turned thirty five years
old this week.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That was in our thing earlier. That yeah, today in history, how.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Was the opportunity for astronomers to get a very detailed
and close up examination of uranus for the first time.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I like that because it's a uranus joke that you know,
I play the heads, give the people what they want exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know what that's I knew that would hit you
right where you live.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Easter was last weekend, but apparently liberals are still upset
about it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Listen to this white lady's voice. Can I ran on here?
How are you in a church celebrating in America right now?
Maybe good? Listen to her voice. She's shaking, violently losing
her mind. Well, imagine being mad.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I mean the comments because I think going to church
as a Christian in America is hypocrisy.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Why is your voice like that? I don't know, why
do you talk that?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Like?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
How does that guy show that where he did that?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Louder Milk, that's such a good I want to talk like,
why that's my normal eyes?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, it's not now any times. Oh God, when will
they stop?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
That's a good show, louder Milk, It's straight up hilarious.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Also, I've just noticed the Democrats hate Trump so much.
Trump derangement syndrome has reached an all new high. There's
some Democrats out there now saying we need to allow
Iran to have nuclear weapons as many as they want.
It's only fair because Trump said they shouldn't wait.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So the only reason they want one of our worst
enemies on Earth to have nuclear weapons is because Trump
doesn't think they should have them.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
And the only Democrat that's going against it that I've
heard so far is old Uncle Faster Fetterman. Sure, and
he said no, Trump ought to be attacking him right now.
Should have done it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
We need to be.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Bombing their nuclear facilities to oblivion. Fetter Guys of Republican people.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It seems like he'd be a cool guy to hang
out with, you know, just like smoke a ball with him,
hang out watch football in a pair of umbro shorts.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Just a couple of dudes.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, obviously a car hard hoodie, just kicking it on
a Sunday afternoon, watch the Steelers game.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Eat some of that. What is he? What do they
call it?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's the vegetables with ranch dressing. He had a weird
word for it. He didn't like when doctor Oz said it. Remember,
was it hemus not scrudery? There is another word or
another thing. Yeah, I forget what it is, but anyway,
it doesn't matter. The point is Fetterman's cool. Yeah, he
probably doesn't put ketchup on a hot tog.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
They upset because Trump wants to get rid of the
criminals that invaded our country illegally. And they said, no,
we have to have them all. We have to have
more of them than ever before. But none of those
people are volunteering to let them live at their house.
I wouldn't that we ought to force them to.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I wouldn't want them to live them.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Anybody steps up and judge da politician, just regular like
idiots on Facebook. You want these people to stay here
in this country, then they have to live with you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Send them all to go live at Nancy Pelosi's vineyard.
She has multiple vineyards apparently. Yeah, and I'm told they're
really nice.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
And there's Martha's vineyard.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Who, if I'm not mistaken, we sent some of illegal
aliens to Martha's vineyard a while back, and they immediately
got rid of them.
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Right, John, don't forget boys and girls to eat it
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This is fascinating.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
What don't feel bad? But what do you guys know
about if you don't know the answer. But the nineteen
ninety four Rwandan genocide? You all remember this? Are you
familiar with the story?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Just so over the whole thing. I hate to revisit
it now after all these years.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, Well, back in Africa in the nineties, is that
where the rowand is. Yeah, they had a lot of
violent Rwanda is what I forgot the dull It's pretty funny, actually, feel.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I don't encourage that kind of behavior.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, So it turns out, after all these years, we
have just found a convictor Rwandan genocide war criminal hiding
out on Long Island living his life. Here comes that
Turett's moment again as a bee keeper for the.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Last one Yearly, you know, they made a movie about
a guy who was a beekeeper. Then he was living
a secret life because he's somebody like CIA assassin or something.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know this really, there's a movie like this
that's awfully On the note, this guy had repeatedly been
lying on immigration papers about his past.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Meet Fostin hang On. I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I probably shouldn't but I will Nizza boom Kunzie. That
wasn't actually man Foston Nizza boom Acunzie. First, No, do
it Africans Fostonza Boomacunzie.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, there you go. Boston bos also like Haiti Style.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Age sixty five, first came to the US in two
thousand and four. He was a refugee and he just
kept lying on his visas green cart his naturalization papers.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What did you expect him to ride on there? When
you say he was lying his whole time? Did you
expect him to admit that he was a Rewanda genesie title.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, it turns out no.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, spent years hiding in plain sight, you might say,
even being so bold as to do media interviews about
his alleged refugee status and his buzzworthy profession, get it,
wink wink. He even developed connections with local wealthy hampton Ites,
one of whom allegedly paid to spring him on a
two hundred and fifty thousand bond after his arrest Tuesday
in Bridge, Hampton so he could continue caring for the
(01:53):
man's bees. Does this even Nizza boom Acuonzie, I.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Think that promoting the Beaky two movie or something with
Jason Statham.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Nizza Boo mccunzie was a bee keeper in his native country,
a career he continued on Long Island. He was actually
a sector council. He directed killings and rapes. He directed rapes.
He told people who to rape. He said, rape that guy,
except he said, like rape him. Hey, over out here,
let's all rape this guy. Any participan to rape guys? Probably,
(02:23):
I don't know. Nizza boom Acunzie assured his friend during
public meetings that they would be protected, and then in
private meetings with other Hutsus, he told them to kill
the other ethnic groups.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Did you mean to say Huto's Hutus? Yeah, yeah, not
the hoots toos. You know what the hutoos are. Well, yeah,
they more enemies of the Tutsis.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's correct. Yeah, it's right here in the article. He
helped to set up roadblocks in his region to stop
Tutsies from fleeing so he could kill them and rape them.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Right, Yeah, that's the thing they do over there, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And during one massacre April twenty first, nineteen ninety four, Hey,
that's my dad's birthday, Nizza Nizza boom Acunzie told armed hutsus,
who do who doos?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Who tooshutsis that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
We're at an administrative office, and even participated by clubbing
one person in the head.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Like he was a baby. Seal Ah, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
He told the hutoos to remove the dead bodies, referring
to them as trash and garbage.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And here's that rape part. Nizzaboo.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Mccunzie also encouraged hutus to rape tootsies women's okay, the women. Yeah,
as a genocidal tool. Anyway, he's not a good guy,
and we busted him. And he was a bee keeper
on Long Island this whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Now you want to see that movie, don't you.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I guess same guy that was, you know, driving in
the car all the time, Jason Statham. You know he
was a driver in a lot of the movies Transported. Yeah,
why is he always driving? He drives a lot. He
likes fancy cars and stuff, you know. And keeping the
bees was just him hiding and playing sight because you know,
beekeepers get to wear that that that suit keeps bees
(03:55):
from attacking him.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, that's Muslims, Billy d It's.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
The same suit, but it's a different And then that
way you can't tell who they are. So he's hiding
in a beekeeper's outfit.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Smart? Yeah, today you just do use a COVID mask
for that. I gotta think. I foll oh, it's funny.
You should play that music just now. It's an intro.
I was the Islam report, lock bar alto snack bar.
I'll make it quick.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I was telling the story, well, not before I played
the intro.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Before you played the music.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I had you buy about a second and a half.
I don't think so. Yesterday, driving through the park, you
always running. I saw people in full you know, Muslim.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It looked like umbrellas. I saw her too, look like
a pool.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know, swimming pool, umbrellas that were closed, you know.
Running along the trail, I saw them too. How did
they run in this humidity? Is that full head to
toe beekeeper outfit?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's bananas that we both saw the same full burko.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I was just running out. I assumed you were probably
out there you, but I saw her.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think I was being chased by them for a while.
To be honest, you, to be honest with you. Anyway,
where were we?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh? Yeah, the Daily is on report? Can I get
the music a gun police is at uh could we there?
We go?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And it's brought to you by ya YadA, YadA yad.
It's brought to you by the Nation of Israel. Israel,
let it exist for a while. But no, no, no,
they didn't sign the contract. Let the record show mister
Kenneth does not want Israel.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
To exist anymore. I want them to sign the contract first.
You know, we have our rules.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This was quite the fortunate turn of events in twenty
four year old You're not gonna believe it. This guy's
name is Mohammed A Don Mohammed, and he has been
suspected of planning to carry out a mass shooting. I'll
let you figure out why a guy named Mohammed A
Don Mohammad would want to shoot people.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I can't even begin to gash yep.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
This This guy shoplifted eight magazines from a gun shop
in Mankato, Minnesota, and was caught by police after escaping
the shop's staff. His plan was to get the bullets
from the gun shop and use them to murder.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Employees told police that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
A man wearing a metal mask, green quink gloves, heavy
winter jacket, and a green stocking cap entered the store
and began selecting several nine millimeter firearm magazines, bear spray,
and body armor.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Did you sell bear spray at the gun store? Well,
this is Minnesota, they needed Yeah, they don't do that
here much.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Employees say they became suspicious when he began grabbing high
price merchandise without looking at the price. That's when Mohammed
fled the store, escaping a staff member who tried to
do a citizens arrest, and drove away, almost running someone
over in the process. Employees found a list Mohammed was
referencing while shoplifting entitled Survival Gear List with alternative That's
(06:39):
what he labeled it as. On the list where things
like knives, bows and arrows, of sleeping bag, lighters, pepper spray,
six inch maag chest wright, and eight magazines. Those are
things he wrote on the list and death to America
in Israeli imperialism and that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
YadA YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We prevented a mass shooting by catching a shoplifter this
week and it was in islam extremist.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
What weird. That wasn't a big news story.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I know you guys love to talk about the possibility
of death from Islamic terrorists and things like that. But
what about your receipt from the drug store?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What about it?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh, you didn't know? Another great reason to say no
when they said would you like a receipt? Those and
you've probably noticed when you do get a receipt store,
they're about four feet long.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I got one this week. Somebody asked me to go
pick up eye drops for them. Don't ask why.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The receipt for eye drops was four feet long. It
was insane. Did you touch it? Yeah? Why what do
I have answer? Now I'm a Muslim?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Now is that the printed out paper receipts contained high
levels of a chemical called BPS. It is known to
disrupt your hormones.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Holding a BPS laced receipt for just a few seconds
can have serious consequences. Perhaps many of you have gone
home from the store after gathering your receipt, putting it
in your purse or wherever you'll poke it in your pocket, whatever,
and by the time you get home you don't feel well.
(08:14):
Now you would never think to blame the receipt, would you,
But the printing chemical BPS touched your fingers and now
it's in you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay, So we've heard this before, that the receipt from
the Walgreens or the CVS can kill you. And I
think this is a great time, as good a time
as any for another edition, of of course, but.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Of course let's start off with this.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But of course we should be careful about touching paper
that has toxic chemicals. Of course, we should be very
cautious when we're at a CVS pharmacy because those receipts
that they print out there that are needlessly long, are
dangerous and could disrupt your hormones.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Of course, of course, but.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Maybe if a receipt from CBS can kill you, you're supposed
to die.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's what I'm thinking. That is an instant classic Welton
n and Johnson loans.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Did you know it's violence to ask people to pay
back their student loans?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's violence to ask.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It is violence to even suggest that someone should have
to pay back their student loans.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here's a very angry black lady.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
They're about to garnish our wages. They really know how
to just ruin your day. The US government hates everybody here, y'all.
As of May fifth, they're taking fifteen percent of your
wages towards student loans. Y'all, I've been ignoring student loans
since I've been in school.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
If y'all know, do.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You think that's why I don't? Normally they don't take
the money out of your paycheck.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I wonder if it's because she's just been refusing since
she was in her twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Now what is she forty? Well, they're ending the moratorium
on one student loans. I'm told here's a white lady,
same complaint.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
This whole student loan thing is not going to work
out how Trump thinks it is.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's going to end in a class action lawsuit with
him losing. You can't just.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Take a loan and change the inner workings of it
and put it right back on the person and say, okay,
now you owe five times as much as what you
signed up for.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
That's not how it works.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
That's illegal.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's called interest, I think. But technically that's not how
it works.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
But what they want to do is take the student loan,
the loan agreement, and change the rules of that agreement
to the point where they just don't have to pay
it back, even though in the agreement they agreed to
pay it back.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
That's pretty much how you get the loan.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
It works that's illegal.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's going to end with a big win for all
the borrowers because those student loans are going to end
up being forgiven because he's taking illegal activity on them.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
MAGA, feel free to come in my comments and tell
me I'm wrong, since you're they will you're wrong. Can
we also give Trump a little bit of credit for
what he is doing today? I assume this is today
and not yesterday because I just read it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But okay. Trump planning to meet with Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Goldberg, the editor of The Atlantic, that's the person responsible
for a lot of the fake stories that they put
out about him.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Was he the guy on the sling chat he met?
I mean the Signal Gate signals. He made up the
hooks about the suckers and losers in the military.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
He made up the signal Gate story, something he has
been somewhat successful with in his lies. Jeffrey Goldberg is
bringing with him Michael Scherer and Ashley Parker, not examply
pro Trump writers. The story they are writing, according to
(11:33):
Trump and what they've told his representatives, will be called
the most consequential president of this century. That's not necessarily
a compliment, and it could go either way. So He's
going to let them interview him, kind of, like Trump says,
out of curiosity, as like a competition I have with
myself to see if it's even possible for the Atlantic
(11:53):
to write a truthful story.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Why are they inviting Ashley Parker? She's not even hot.
I don't know, look at her.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He's a writer.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
They're going to have multiple writers writing on this. Are
they capable of being fair to Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Probably not?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
But either way, Trump's met with his detractors before, something
a lot of Democrats aren't really willing to do. Remember
when he sat down with Bill Maher recently.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, they got along quite a wow. And now liberals
want to cancel Bill Maher. Oh they hate Bill Maher
because he said, you know, Trump's not that bad guy.
Ashley Parker is like a four and she often blogs
about menstruation and stuff. They had to bring a hot
shake that Trump would want to talk to, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Also into rapid around here. We gotta go pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Here.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Could be peace in Ukraine by Monday. When we come
back on Monday morning, we be celebrating, you know, waving flags, confetti,
flying balloons.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Probably not, but could be.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Because Trump's people are saying they're having some meaningful talks
and in the next forty eight hours we could see
some peace.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'd like to say see that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Meanwhile, in the state of Washington, they're giving one hundred
and twenty thousand dollars forgivable loans to non white home buyers.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's not alone, No, it's more of just a free
giveaway there. If you loan somebody money, you expect to
get a bash.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
If you give Covenant home Ownership program, different provides down
payment and closing cost assistance for lower income first time
home buyers. Lawmakers create the program to address the disproportion
impacts of racial redlining in Washington State.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So Washington State, a state that's been controlled by white
liberals for a long time, is so racist now they
have to pay all the black people money for their
houses to apologize. What did you racists in Washington State too,
to hurt all.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
The black people? Yeah, what's that all about.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Democrats in Minnesota just voted against an amendment to keep
males out of female supports.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
There are real problems in girls and women's sports. Trans
kids playing isn't one of them. It actually is. Yeah,
according to you.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh and by the way, big doings this week in
the science world, and I know you're gay for space
twenty for seven. The Hubble telescope turned thirty five years
old this week.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That was in our thing earlier. That yeah, today in history, how.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Was the opportunity for astronomers to get a very detailed
and close up examination of uranus for the first time.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I like that because it's a uranus joke that you know,
I play the heads, give the people what they want exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know what that's I knew that would hit you
right where you live.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Easter was last weekend, but apparently liberals are still upset
about it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Listen to this white lady's voice. Can I ran on here?
How are you in a church celebrating in America right now?
Maybe good? Listen to her voice. She's shaking, violently losing
her mind. Well, imagine being mad.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I mean the comments because I think going to church
as a Christian in America is hypocrisy.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Why is your voice like that? I don't know, why
do you talk that?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Like?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
How does that guy show that where he did that?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Louder Milk, that's such a good I want to talk like,
why that's my normal eyes?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, it's not now any times. Oh God, when will
they stop?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
That's a good show, louder Milk, It's straight up hilarious.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Also, I've just noticed the Democrats hate Trump so much.
Trump derangement syndrome has reached an all new high. There's
some Democrats out there now saying we need to allow
Iran to have nuclear weapons as many as they want.
It's only fair because Trump said they shouldn't wait.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So the only reason they want one of our worst
enemies on Earth to have nuclear weapons is because Trump
doesn't think they should have them.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
And the only Democrat that's going against it that I've
heard so far is old Uncle Faster Fetterman. Sure, and
he said no, Trump ought to be attacking him right now.
Should have done it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
We need to be.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Bombing their nuclear facilities to oblivion. Fetter Guys of Republican people.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It seems like he'd be a cool guy to hang
out with, you know, just like smoke a ball with him,
hang out watch football in a pair of umbro shorts.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Just a couple of dudes.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, obviously a car hard hoodie, just kicking it on
a Sunday afternoon, watch the Steelers game.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Eat some of that. What is he? What do they
call it?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's the vegetables with ranch dressing. He had a weird
word for it. He didn't like when doctor Oz said it. Remember,
was it hemus not scrudery? There is another word or
another thing. Yeah, I forget what it is, but anyway,
it doesn't matter. The point is Fetterman's cool. Yeah, he
probably doesn't put ketchup on a hot tog.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
They upset because Trump wants to get rid of the
criminals that invaded our country illegally. And they said, no,
we have to have them all. We have to have
more of them than ever before. But none of those
people are volunteering to let them live at their house.
I wouldn't that we ought to force them to.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I wouldn't want them to live them.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Anybody steps up and judge da politician, just regular like
idiots on Facebook. You want these people to stay here
in this country, then they have to live with you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Send them all to go live at Nancy Pelosi's vineyard.
She has multiple vineyards apparently. Yeah, and I'm told they're
really nice.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
And there's Martha's vineyard.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Who, if I'm not mistaken, we sent some of illegal
aliens to Martha's vineyard a while back, and they immediately
got rid of them.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Right, John, don't forget boys and girls to eat it
every day.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
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Johnson podcast.
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Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end. Does that mean we're going away now
never to be heard again?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you could find all kinds of cool
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Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might
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