Was Giving Women the Right to Vote a Mistake - WED 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're awake, we're away. A Florida man was busted for
DUI on Halloween while dressed up as a prison inmate.
Technically he was dressed as Diddy you know, same? Or
was he actually an escaped convict from prison who just
had a great Halloween story to tell the cops. Bill, Yeah,
that's actually kind of jet is. That is brilliant. Did

(00:22):
you just think of that? No, he thought of it. No,
I don't think that's what happened. You just twisted the
story around. Well, next Halloween, there's gonna be a massive
prison break. Smart they're all going to be claiming it's
just a costume officer. Man, that's rock solid logic, But
it takes like a criminal that we hired him to
work here. I don't like it, mister Oe, I don't
even Yeah, he's gotta go, that's true, Bill Yead, you're

(00:45):
I thought you said criminals were stupid. Now you're helping
the criminals. Well, yeah, because they're stupid, they need help.
All right, it's typers.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
We do the celebrity birthdays first, and then we'll worry
about that later.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Go ahead, mister Kenneth.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
First of all, the biggest name on the list. Obviously.
Ike Turner no longer with us. But you know Ike Turner,
you know Kantina. Everybody always associates him with ikon Tina.
But did you know that he was in a band
called They had a song called Rocket eighty eight. This
was one of the first rock and roll songs, so
often considered to be the first rock song ever recorded.
And it was before he started shagging Tina. Is sound

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like a little boogie woog be in there too. Yeah,
back in the day, Rocket eighty eight, it was called
it was a jam. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Why what the living include? Birthday boy Odell Beckham? Sorry,
not boy man, birthday man Odell Beckham Junior. Okay, he's
now thirty three years old. That's really old in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Man, it's really old.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yuh.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Jason Kelsey, maybe you've heard the name. He's thirty eight today.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Is that Travis's brother?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You think it might be? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Ryan Adams is fifty one. The man has released over
two dozen albums. Name one of his.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Songs Ryan Adams or Ryan Ryan Ryan Adams got canceled.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I was never been a fan. He's from Canada.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
As fifty one years old, today, and Brian Adams is
also having his birthday today.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
How confusing is that? Of course he's older, he's sixty six.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
And apparently they don't like each other.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
This is a Ryan Adams song.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm gonna just go and say, even though I'm not
a crazy fan of either, Brian Adams, probably a little
cooler on we Wall. That's just depressing. Sounds like a
tampon commercial, doesn't it. Sam Rockwell, remember yesterday we were
talking about the Cheney movie because Dick Cheney dyed.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I want to watch that.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's called Weis Well, Sam Rockwell, our birthday boy today.
He's in it. He played George Bush. Yeah, he's fifty
seven now. He played w Dube w Judy rayas you
might remember her as Carla on Scrubs. Now she plays
Lieutenant Soto on a cute little show called High Potential.

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I don't know if you've seen it yet or not.
Kate Olsen. I believe it's the actress's name. Starsn't that
How high are we talking? It's really cute, very very
high potential?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
She has HPI the high potential intellect Famke Jansen. She
was part of that X Men thing a while back.
She was the lady the I guess the mother in Taken.
She's sixty one. Tatum O'Neal, former child Star, sixty two,
youngest Oscar winner.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Of all time. She got an oscar An Academy Award
when she was ten for Best Supporting Actress in a
little movie called Paper Moon, which I bet Kenny watches
all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh yeah, I love paper Mode.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It goes back to nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Absolutely, Tilda Swinton, the White Witch and a bunch of
other stuff. She's sixty five. Brian Adams sixty six.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Robert Patrick, who played the original liquid Terminator in Terminator two.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's now sixty seven years old. Chris Jenner, the overlord
of the Kardashian Empire, seventy years old this morning.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Okay, and let's see if you've.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Heard of Art Garfunkle perhaps Bridge over Troubled Water eighty four. Yeah,
what I had a hair on that man in his day?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, Wow, he had some hair. It needed a little taming,
but he never came to me. Today is National Chinese
takeout Day. I started that little early with dinner last night.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Could you knew it? Was coming. That's great. I would
have played the proper music if I hadn't known you
have music for Chinese takeout. Sure, look at that? There
you go? Yeah, is this kung fu? I think this
is called blue eyed Chinese takeout music. It's not kung Fu.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, way, kung Fu would have been way cooler than that.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
He's like whoo and he had to play a flute. No,
it'd be like a disco song. All right. Today in
History it's National Donut Day, National Eat Healthy Day, National
Chinese Dang.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
He already said that on Today in History is brought
to you by.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's Lolle Tiger's. You know about Lawtigers, right, Lawtigers dot Com.
Call one eight hundred law Tigers and get you some.
You're gonna love everything about it. All right. Today, in
eighteen seventy two, Susan b. Anthony be annoying me got
arrested for trying to vote on this day in history.
That's a crime. And she got arrested and everything. You know,
that is what happened when we let women vote. I
know what you're thinking, Oh, he's gonna be misogynistic. Hang on,

(05:21):
just facts. We let women vote right and right around
that time was the Suffragette movement. And then what happened
the most violent time in American history. We auto lot
alcohol and then everybody started murdering everybody and they said,
my god, what did we do wrong here? How could
we fix it? What do we need to do? Did
you know that before we let women vote, the national
debt was virtually nothing? Yeah, it makes about much interest anything.

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Now there's this unfair stereotype about women that they spend money,
they don't have girlwn affair. I by the way, Uh,
Susan B. Anthony never paid her fine? Really, I guess
she was waiting for a man to do it for Uh. Yeah,
that's not nice. Well it might be true though. Eighteen
eighty nine voters in Wyoming it proved a state constitution
that gave women the right to vote. Yeah, ladies, do

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you need to vote?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Would what could we pay you to stop?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Jerry? Look at what the voter like? What every election
would be like if women didn't vote? How many conservative
candidates would win? How many reasonable? Do you think we
could maybe try that next time around, just the one time. Promise, ladies,
we're just gonna do it the one time. We just
want to it's a little experiment. We just want to say, ladies,
all stay home, men all go vote. Let's just see
how things worked out, and we'll give you a gift.
We'll give you a present. Tell us what you want,

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What do you want?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You don't want to go shopping? You know, anything under
a grand I think would be fair. How much is
your vote worth? Some ladies like jewelry, and some like
flowers of perfume, and some like vacuum cleaners and a
new washing machine. But you know, as long as it
helps them get their job done, I say I'm for it.
Look if they like it, they like it today. In
nineteen twelve, Woodrow Wilson wins the presidency in a landslide

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four hundred and thirty five electoral votes. And what did
he do? He showed a racist movie at the White
House about the Ku Klux clan. All the movies were
racist back then, though fair but they're true. But weirdly enough,
in AOC kind of admire him. He was he was
a progressive Democrat that he loved his racism, which just
means communism today. In nineteen thirty five, Parker Brothers launch
his monopoly. It was based on something called the Landlord's Game.

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It was originally supposed to have an anti capitalist message.
Uh huh. Today, in nineteen forty Fdr wins a third term. Boy,
these are all people I didn't like in history. You'll
like this one.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
In nineteen fifty five, on this date, seventy years ago now,
doctor Immitt Brown invented something called the flux capacitor while
standing on the edge of his toilet to hang a
clock in the bathroom. And he hit his head when
he fell. And that's the date that a young fellow
name of Marty travels back to and.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Back to the future. The flux capacitor made it all possible,
gonna go back in tangy. Here we are, and it's
only seventy years old today. Do you guys like Huey
Lewis in the news? I'm all right say. In nineteen
sixty eight, Richard Nixon is elected the thirty seventh President
of the United States. You know, by today's standards, what

(08:10):
he did was pretty tame. Mild arctic frost and the
carter page Faiza warrant. I mean, good lord, if you
don't like spying on your political opponents, you're going to
vomit all over the place when you hear what the
Democrats did. That's right, you were going to crap your
pants when you find here's another bummer.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Today.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
In nineteen ninety four, Reagan to goes public with his
Alzheimer's Well, yeah, I mean, who did an effect? By
then he was long going out of there. No, but
he's still sad.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Today in two thousand and nine, another bad one, deadly
shooting at Fort Hood. Some Muslim guy killed thirteen people
and we don't know what inspired it. No idea what
got in newspaaed that day? Andy, here's a good one.
Twenty twenty four, voters gave Trump a resounding second term victory.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Trump elected president on this date one year ago. We
didn't celebrate it until tomorrow, one year ago, because we
didn't know how the election was going to turn out.
We were told by the end experts, you know, Kamala.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Had a pretty good shot at it. You knew better
gonna go pick.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
And I also told us that Hillary Clinton had like
a ninety three percent chance of winning in her run
against Trump, and that probably, if I recall right, did
not work out either.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Have you ever talked to a statistics person or a
polster one of these statisticians about that. And when you
point that out to them, they have the dumbest response.
They're like, well, we said there was a seven percent chance. Yeah,
but that's like saying that there's no chance. That's terrible,
that is awful.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
All right.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
It is National Redhead Day. Happy Redhead Day. We love
them all. We love all the gingers out there. What
hang on a second here, I think got my AI
device tuned on here, Hey Kroc, what are some facts
you could share about redheads?

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Here are some facts about redheads for National Redhead Day.
Redheads make up two percent of the population, but one
percent of the prop comedians with the Las Vegas residency.
The fear of redheads is called unless that redhead is
Ed Sheeran, then it's called hobbit phobia. Bumblebees often mistake

(10:07):
redheads for flowers. Scientists call it more proof that bees
are stupid. And finally, redheads have more sex, especially now
that they dumped Keith Urban, enjoy your National Redhead Day.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling incoherent response, were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Wolton l. Johnson Party saying, do you get no's some
foreign language. It's not an English No, it's probably Irish
or something. I thought we agreed to only play English
on this. I thought we did too. Yeah, get all
these Irish guys out of here. You'd drunk bombs beat it.
By the way, did you guys enjoy that massive just
a big, huge, fat gorge beaver moon this morning? Glad

(11:03):
you brought that up. We got to talk about the moon.
In fact, the beaver moon. No, No, this is a
big deal, billy. In fact, this may be what it
was called. This may affect your drinking habits.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Why are you so gay for space?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Who? Now?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
The Walton and Johnson Show present Gay for Space. It's
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Speaker 3 (11:28):
This report's brought to you by me just because I.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Love our listeners that I wanted to share this with them,
and so I made that possible.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
And you're welcome. I think you mean and your Walton
and Johnson's smartphone app. Well that too, Yeah, sure, downloaded
today the Walton Johnson smartphone app. You never know, our
show could get taken off the air in your market,
that your city, your area. It happened, It's happened before.
Hopefully it doesn't happen to you. But if it does
and we disappear, you's a program director you never met before.

(11:55):
Can't tell you what you can and can't listen to
you just take to stop me. Yeah, take out your phone,
push a couple buttons, voila, excuse me, viola. Next thing
you know, we're there in your ear hole talking to
you like we are now. It turns out if you
have to work for it a little bit, it makes.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
The show better.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, enjoy, But using the smartphone app is not a
lot of work, mister ol more so than just you know,
having it come into radio on your car.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
All right, let's start with this. What is a beaver moon?
Mister Kenneth, explain it to us.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well, I think it has to do something, you know,
like Native Americans back in the olden days, when you know,
they would go and find beaver. Really they valued the
beaver very much, especially as the temperatures were turning cooler,
and they did not want to freeze, so they would
go out and gather up all the beavers they could

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fit in their tent and then cover themselves with them
so to keep warm. Okay, the beaver moon, for those
that don't know, is the name for us. Explain it.
November's full moon. Beaver's become more active this time of year,
building their winter damns and lodges. Super moon and when
when you see it, the peak is in the morning.
The moon will appear full and bright in the evening.

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It happens right around this time every year. But here's
the thing about that. With the full moon tonight comes
the weirdos. My friends, it's not just about the beaver moon.
Can I get some space music? There we go. That's lasers.
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for moonwater. But do woo
moon water? Billy oh Man. Regular water costs like two

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three dollars a bottle. How much does that moon that's
gonna be? Righty? Weirdos on the internet, women who like
compare their cycle flow or whatever and tell you what
that has to do with their astrological predictions, are celebrating
by jumping on the moonwater trend. It's pure water, sealed
and left outside too, charged with energy provided by the

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light of the moon. Well, it's just a rip off.
Here's one. What rip off of what? Just ripping us off?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I left the moon. I left the water out overnight
and the moonshined on it. Now you pay or I
don't think they're selling a billy. They're going to drink it.
They use it for their seances or their weird hippie
mumble jumbo. Anyway, here's one woman on the internet making
a badge of moonwater with her kids, because that's the
kind of fun childhood they're having.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Before bed, my kids requested a glass of water, So
I started by collecting water from this natural stream I
stumbled there. I used this thrifted cheese cloth to filter
out any debris before placing my water in a separate bowl.
Was left beneath the light of a full moon to
absorb the moon's energy. Once I was left with pure

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moon water, I added it to a pan and brought
it to a simmer over low heath. Wavor. I added
some small batch artismal frozen water and melting that down
before filtering it into a separate glass. Children like their
water is shaken, so I gave it a good shake
before adding it to a drinking glass. Or peak wetness,

(14:55):
I rubbed the room of the glass winless frozen water.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, the water wetter, Isn't that? That's that's really tricky.
Isn't that exactly what you expected your voice to be?

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yes, you do? Is? Have you ever met these women before?
Not trying not to?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Hi, I am here to tell you your cerebral aura reading
and what it means when Venus aligns with Mars. And
if you drink this mushroom tea while you're listening to
me talk, it'll soothe your soul.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Of course, they have a better chance of keeping your
attention if they say that while they're wearing something sort
of see through.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't know. Still probably not worth it. No wacky
stuff and.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Also kind of a heathen re if I'm not mistaken. Yeah,
you know, a bunch of heathens, A bunch of heathen
adjacent for sure. A bunch of godless pagan monsters. I
guess are they godless or pagan? Because you have too
many gods? It's a little repetitive.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Some emails at waldon Johnson dot com we always appreciate
your your thoughts and your your comments. Richard emailed us.
He said, New York City turned out was huge.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
There were a lot of stories all week long about how, uh,
that's massive voter turnout for early voting in New York.
I mean just a few days into early voting, they
already had nearly a million voters. New York City turned
out huge because no voter ID required several people on
Twitter branking that they voted as many of four times

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since they didn't have to present an ID, nobody knew
that they had voted already. Oh yeah, just do whatever
you want.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
It doesn't matter the dims of constantly finding new ways
or revising always to cheat, especially in New York and
New Jersey where we just saw what happened there. Virginia
was due to some layoffs and shutdowns, and the candidate
was weak knowing they control the voting areas staffed with
their paid people, and the Republicans have low enforcement and

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even if they catch them, a friendly Democrat judge usually
lets these people off. They cheat and they're not worried
about getting caught, and that's the entire party's why they
have so many victories.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Occasionally. You know, it's just happening, you know, with all
that excitement in New York City. Yesterday, Marjorie Taylor Green
was in town and she was on the View. Nobody
saw it, of course, did you watch it? I didn't
watch it. Oh, nobody watches the View. No, I didn't
watch it live, but I do have clips in case
you're curious. The View actually tried to recruit her. They thought,
you know, if there's one thing Marjorie Taylor Green wants,

(17:22):
Apparently lately, she's been criticizing Republicans. She's been a little
anti Trump lately on some of the things that he's doing.
She disagrees with, and so Democrats will take that and
try to drive a bigger wedge between them. Yeah. The
lawmaker from Northwest Georgia has become very critical of Donald
Trump's Republican Party and Donald Trump's policies.

Speaker 9 (17:44):
For me, I'm unapologetically America first, and I'll do anything
I can to work hard to.

Speaker 10 (17:50):
Say she's become a Democrat.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Maugerie know something I would say this. I think both
parties have failed. Yeah, both parties have failed.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Worse?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah is worse?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Sorry you know that.

Speaker 10 (18:06):
No, I still your favorite president. He goes against everything
you just said.

Speaker 9 (18:10):
Look, I like Donald Trump. I fought for him to win.
I'm very thankful for the secure border. I'm friends with
Lake and Riley's mother, and we saw over twelve I
serve on homeland security, over twelve million people came across
our border. Over two million got aways. These are terrorist cartels,
all kinds of criminals. We don't know where they are
in this country, and that affects all of us. That's

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not a political party one thing.

Speaker 10 (18:33):
There's so many other things to go after that.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
You seem to disagree. Wow, boy, they really did a
great job of are they woman explaining to her? I
think that was what was going on there. I'm not sure. No, no,
to explain it to it. Joy Bear also says she
wants Trump to be jailed. Here.

Speaker 10 (18:49):
We have a little desperation coming out of the Republican
Party right now. Oh maybe I'm being optimistic, but I
feel like, you know, Trump's number, his popularity disappeared faster
than the East wing.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
You know, here's what's great about that.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Before she even makes her point, because we already know
she's gonna share, the Democrats are still pulling worse oh god, yes,
way worse, you know. And this is a woman that
once got sexually aroused by Bernie Sanders So and admitted
that out loud on her show. I have a SoundBite
of it, but I won't make you listen to it.
Thank you. Yeah, she do you remember when there was
a synagogue shooter and she blamed Trump for that? Sure?

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Oh yeah, makes perfect sense, right?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I mean Joy is just garbage, trash trash woman. Question
from a listener up in the New York area. I mean,
we got listeners everywhere, you know, even if we're not
on the radio where you live, you can you can
pick us up somewhere else some other way, Internet app
and AI GI bill or some of that stuff. I

(19:47):
don't know. I don't think that's true, but mark As
wants to know. He said, can I now officially have
my walk? My wife walked silently three steps behind me?
Or should I just wait a couple more days? I
don't think he's Mayor yet.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
No, he's not Mayor yet, but bad wait, but that
is coming.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
You know what? I wonder what with him being such
a hardcore Muslim at all? There's always pros and cons
to everything. Is he gonna let women drive still, because
they don't do that in Muslim countries. No, and it
probably would relieve some of the traffic problems they have
in New York. Have you ever been there? They got
just cars everywhere, and they're constantly honking at each other.
So if the women couldn't drive, that'd be one thing, right.
And then yesterday Candae Owens discouraged Republicans from voting in

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the election. She took to social media and said she
was not going to do it. She didn't care what
anybody else thinks. She said, we can't vote in elections
until we figure out what happened to Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Oh really, so don't vote until we get to the
bottom of whatever's bothering you, and you'll never ever get
to the bottom of it.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's an interesting idea, though, Don't have women vote or drive,
especially the drive part.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
No judge, no man, no job, no mine, no drive,
no no job.

Speaker 11 (21:14):
Obviously, I'm a complete and utter clown, and you've exposed
me as such because when I say that I have proof,
and you asked me for the proof, and I say
that the proof is that I just told you I
had the proof, Well, that's really not much proof, is it.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Walton N Johnson