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Speaker 1 (00:00):
AI is down this morning? Oh no, yeah, man, Well,
what will we do? The popular Elon Musk owned chat
GPT alternative that I like to use is appears to
be offline.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
There are other options for AI or they're not.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, oh it's fine. I just like to use that
instead of a search engine. I've been doing that for
the last couple of years.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Are you not groking?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
No, that's groc is. Yeah, that's what it is. Ok,
groc is the Elon Musk.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What's that one we've been looking at recently, Sora or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Sora is more it's AI as well, but it's more
about creating video like Hollywood quality stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, it's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And the things people are doing with Sora are almost terrifying.
I mean, Hollywood is irrelevant, it will be in a
few years. What did they They had one thing that
average guys didn't have. They could create Jurassic Parks, Star
Wars style special effects. It would cost it average guy
millions of dollars to do. And now you could do
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that on your phone while sitting on the toilet. I
mean that's what you know this for a fact?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Sure, yeah, you've created sitting on the toilet before you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, I mean, I know, I know, I don't want
to cross everybody out, but uh.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You don't want to just kill that time you got
time in there.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, on that note, since you brought it up, we've
played this a couple of times this week. This is
not a real band. This was created with my phone
while I was walking around in the park. Wink quink
sure bright killing out the cage, say lose, can't say
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no bone Yankee coup bag out. Hey you're a base
back up your bag spet out of bay. So yeah,
that's not That song is called gone, Get go On,
Get go on the Brian Kelly story on Netflix starring
(02:03):
some black, transgender disabled person as Brian Kelly.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That you mentioned Jurassic Park style quality. It popped into
my head that today is the streaming premiere, not at
the theaters now, but it's streaming into your home, Jurassic
World Rebirth. You even heard anything about that?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What do we need that for? I could do a
funnier version on my phone where featuring Charlie Kirk and JD.
Vance and fighting Hitler Hitler. Hitler controls the dinosaurs and
Charlie Kirk comes back as a robot and he fights
off Hitler at what like, what do we need? You know,
you think Hollywood's version will be better than mine. Mine
(02:47):
will be awesome. Stars Bruce Willis.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, that sounds great, but it sounds so fantastical, such
fantasy stuff. This is This is based on reality where
actress Scarlett Johannes and plays a DNA researcher. Oh you
got the god. They all look pretty much like her.
I think, yeah, what do we need that for? Apparently
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somebody still pays good money to watch dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
All right, A lot going on today. Donald Trump's trip
to China seems to be quite successful.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
While he was there. He didn't go to China. He
made the deal, right, Yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Was in blues. He's going to China in April, but
that's not important. It doesn't matter where he is. It's
twenty twenty five. You can have a Zoom meeting with
China or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They both flew into South Korea, so that neither one
was that home field advantage.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
If they probably don't have Zoom, they probably have an
app called Zoom or something probably anyway, so the rare
the only thing they didn't negotiate it was TikTok. Is
that funny that that was the most that let's hands
off that?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
And apparently Taiwan, according to Trump, Taiwan never came up.
They were speculating on the news all day before the meeting.
That was really what this was gonna be. How you
know she is going to test Trump on Taiwan.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I think at the end of the day, Xi Jinping
cares about Taiwan, but he cares more about his country's economy,
and his country's economy depends amply on a vastly depends
on the United States purchasing consumerism. Our dependency on cheap
plastic crap is basically what keeps the veins of China
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pumping communist blood. Unfortunately, every time you order something stupid
on Amazon dot Com, that's feeding a village full of
children somewhere making iPhones.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What about Timu? Is that a Chinese thing too? For sure?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, Timu is one of the most Chinese things.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Then there's Ali Baba. Ali Baba is basically Amazon again.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's apparently I've never used it. I guess it has
to do with buying in bulk. Did you ever go
into like a bodega in a cheap neighborhood, and you
notice they have a bin full of you know, squeegee
or whatever. Supposedly they're ordering that off of It's pretty random,
you know what I mean, Like just well, that's that
kind of a thing, r like a box of toothbrushes.
Apparently they order that off team of Ali Baba. That's
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what it is nice where you can order stuff in bulk.
And if you look on Ali Baba, the stuff you
can order in bulk, because I've looked before, I never
bought anything. There is like some very how do I
describe this? It's there are like adult novelty products on there,
among others. Oh and I'm told that some of the
stuff they sell to us are not legal to sell
in China.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Let's see that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Someone showed me that a while ago. Anyway, none of
that matters right now? What really not on natural candy
corn day? No, No, nothing really matters except you get
that delicious goodness in your mouth at some point today.
All right, today we celebrate the world's worst candy What
do you hate more? Peeps or candy corn? That's a
it's a did even tie is suicide? And option here
(05:55):
is that the third we'll get to all that in
a little bit, but before we do. Okay, So Governor
Landy Landry joined just in one hour.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
He is, uh, he's not happy with the way things
worked out over there at LSU. For one thing.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I love that he's weighing in on this. I mean,
come on, dude, Jeff Landry is a real guy. I
know there's like a lot of people like them, some
people don't. Whatever, this is what I want to hear
the governor talk about right now. LSU is a state institution,
whether it's state business. So there you go. And so
we're gonna he's we're gonna figure out who the next
coach is going to be. Maybe maybe we will on
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the show right now.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think we're not going to figure it out today,
but I think today is when he officially grants us
the job of finding the next head coach. And we
take this seriously.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Massive turning point USA event last night at Ole Miss
some of our listeners were there. We'll be talking about
that in a little bit. Trump ordering the Department of
War to restart nuclear testing program because apparently Russia has
got some nukes.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And it's what they say. Yeah, maybe they're just bragging.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
So we'll get to all that soon. The UN reports
mass devastation in Jamaica after Melissa's direct head on the island.
Candy bars recalled days before Halloween undeclared Nuts. You guys,
undeclared Nuts, which I think isn't gonna be the name
of my new punk band.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You want to play bass, I should as long as
I can strap it down really low right across my groin.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah for sure. I mean I just get to like
do this and it's punk, so you don't have to
do anything. Just hit one note, just stand there and
just don't They'll pia piece of cake right.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Thursday is Thursday, and I want some coffee. I want coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
What do you want for breakfast?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Just coffee, just coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'll just have coffee. Than Jeffeine is not a group,
says you. Walton M.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Johnson whistle Blow disclosures. One hundred and ninety seven subpoenas
were issued by Jack Smith and his team. These subpoenas
were issued to thirty four individuals and one hundred and
sixty three businesses, including financial institutions, and one of the
(08:05):
points of contact on many of these subpoenas was that
person I previously named Special Agent Walter jeer Dino.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's Chuck Grasley.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Boy, he sounds like he's gonna die in the middle
of this announcement.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
He is in his nineties. Yeah, he is surrounded by
some of the oldest people in the Senate.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Hire a young firebrand to just read the message from Chuck.
I'm mean let him rest.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
In his defense, he is probably the sharpest guy on
that stage right now. Well doesn't say a lot, but yes,
you're right, good Lord John Cornett. Even worse, Chuck Grasley
released yesterday one hundred and ninety seven subpoenas that the
Biden administration's FBI used to seek testimony and documents related
to hundreds of Republican and GOP entities. It was something
(08:56):
called Arctic crost. Now let me put this in different terms.
They're supposed to be a separation of powers, judicial, executive, right,
and agriculture, not just kidding and legislative.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
But who came up with this plan? Is this just
your plan? This whole three different branches of powers and stuff.
Our founding fathers were brilliant.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
When people tell you that America is headed towards fascism,
what they fail to acknowledge is that we have a
system designed to prevent fascism. Fascism is more than just
ultranationalism or authoritarianism, although it might be that as well.
Fascism is about having a dictator, about having one guy
in charge of everything, including the corporations and private industry.
(09:35):
And that's what fascism is. We don't have that right now,
but when Joe Biden was in power, he tried to
give us that quietly through something called the Arctic Frost Probe.
It was a vehicle by which partisan FBI agents and
DOJ prosecutors improperly investigated the entire Republican Party.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
If you are ever curious as to exactly what the
Democrats were doing, just listen to what the Democrats say
Trump is doing now bingo, because that's what they've already done.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And also, if you were curious what they were doing
for four years other than like hanging out with topless
trainees on the White House lawn, this is what they
were doing the rest of the time. I get it,
you guys were paying zoomers to write tweets, and you
had the auto pen doing a lot of the heavy
lifting here, But what were you doing well, what they
were doing was spying on the Republican Party. This is
Watergate stuff. You know, we always every scandal something gate, right,
(10:27):
spy Gates and inflate Gate and this Gate and matt
Gate and cigar Gate. This is Watergate. Two point out.
They're spying on the their opposition party.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Sure it's much bigger than Watergate, but of course water
Gate was first, and everybody was shocked at the government.
One time, just one time, the government did something like that,
and that's like, we'll never do that again. The first
time is always the bad. You know, a guy running
for president gets caught with a girl that's not his
wife sitting on his lap on a boat, right, well,
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that guy can't run for president. The next something like
that happens, we cheer him on. Exactly that guy, he's
a player. That's who you want in the White House
right there. But unfortunately Watergate was first, so it's still
the worst thing ever.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
But on that note, if you really look at the
gravity of what this was and what Watergate was, this
actually makes Richard Nixon look better.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Very much.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
What did Richard Nixon do wrong? Did he break into
that building? No? No, he just wasn't hard enough on
the people that did it, and so they're therefore guilt
by association.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And same thing that there were a group of people
that were not in power, that wanted to be in power,
and they found out something about the guy that wasn't
power that might help them get power, so they went
with it exactly anyway, So Chuck Grassley, well, you know,
not exactly the quickest guy on Capitol Hill, isn't He's
not a stupid person, Ted Curzy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yesterday, I also raised a lot of questions at the
press conference about the controversial subpoenas of eight Republican senator's
phone run records. Now, let me ask you this, if
you had to look at the phone records of any senator,
would you want to see Lindsey Graham's text messages?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't think I would.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh my god, No, that would keep you up at night.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Could you imagine how many little Colombian boys he's probably
texting with at two in the morning. What kind of depravity,
what sort of sick, disgusting, vile, perverted things is Lindsey
Graham putting in a text message? I don't know, but
Jack Smith and Jen Pisasse and doctor Jill Biden. They
looked at him.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, they know. They'll probably share it with us, whether
we want them to or not.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
These people are all perverts sick. I know. It really
is disgusting. It's going to ruin your breakfast and I
don't want that to happen.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Guys, But we have our monkey update coming up. That
always makes things fun.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay, So there is still an escaped monkey on the
loose thanks to Tulane University. There's talk of putting up
an LSU statue Charlie kirkstatue at LSU, and Governor Landry
calling out the athletic director at LSU is saying, you're
not going to choose the next coach for the football team.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
He does have a little bit of a bad record
for these kind of things now, the athletic director. Yeah,
he's two for two on these coaches getting these huge buyouts. Now.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It is kind of amazing how much money he's willing
to give away to somebody and then just tell him
after a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Hey, we'll still pay you that. It's not his money.
The gajillion dollars he'll still get paid. It won't come
out of his hide. No, that's one of the problems
with the government.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
The people in charge of the money have no accountability
on any level. So the governor's going to step in
and he's going to do something about it. And you know,
we're going to figure out who this next coach is
going to be.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's exciting, uh, getting breaking news from our monkey line. Yeah,
we have a different monkey in the news. Two monkey
updates coming up.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Really Oh boy, wow. Yeah, that's a double dose some
monkey action on the way. Why would someone do a
radio show on a Thursday
Speaker 2 (13:53):
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