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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Can you explain to me what were you just looking at?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I was just looking at a post from Donald Trump,
and it was talking about all the great things that
imp derived CBD can do for the human body as
it ages. Donald Trump just posted this on his social
media there, and it's all about the good things that
(00:31):
CBD does for your body in the systems within your body,
which means of course one thing, much like with the
time at all, the left will now have to support
the ban on CBD, which they normally would not have done.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, but if Trump's for it, or what is the
left there? I guess whatever he's for, right, it's right, Okay,
So funny you bring that up. Apparently a little rumor
there's a little rumor going around Washington, DC that Trump
is about to declassify marijuana or what is it, reu
what's the word I'm looking for, reclassify.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It, reclass d class classificational lives.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Right now, it's reschedule it, that's the way. Right now,
it's schedule one, and they're going to move it to
something else right now. They say it's as dangerous as methan.
LSD sure, of course, And I'm not even sure LSD
is as dangerous as LSD or so.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You know why this this is a big fight because
of the pharmaceutical industry. It looks like this himp drived
CBD can do a lot of things for you that
you're paying big money to the pharmaceutical giants for right now,
right and Trump signed the Farm Act back in twenty eighteen,
as we talk about occasionally on the show, and that
(01:48):
was the start. But now they're moving along further. What
they would like to do is actually get doctors on
board with this, familiarize, you know, the doctorship famili raised
themselves with the medical advantages of some of these products
so that they're not just constantly prescribing pharmaceutical drugs and
(02:09):
making big form a bigger hmmm. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Guys. Apparently, if you
can find a way around using really dangerous drugs to
solve your regular, everyday mundane problems, that makes them very angry.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, it really does.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Popular Egyptian strong man goes for another jaw dropping challenge,
pulling a ship with his teeth. These Egyptian guys are
really strong.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Wait a minute, Jack Lelane, did that like forty to
fifty years ago or more. And now they got some
Egyptian guys copying him.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, they want to do it at the Red Sea Saturday,
at her Gotta Marros. Marrows is the guy's name. Her
God is the place. Apparently it was just you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Don't know that for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
A seven hundred ton ship and he pulled it with
his teeth.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, but it was floating, right, I mean, you know
when dragging it down the street.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, I mean that was my first thought.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And then was there a breeze? Maybe he had a
little wind behind him in some waves, maybe the tide
was going that direction. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He's six foot three inches, he's three hundred and forty
one pounds, and he swims. Uh no, I think he
like walked along the ship channel kind of a thing. Oh,
he wasn't in the water, no, because the boat was
in the water. That would have been more impressive if
he was just swimming and pulling.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Jack Lelane used to do it swimming really yeah, and
he pulled like aircraft carrier or something back in the day.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, is this a pretty pretty big boat? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
they do make them big.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He should just just marvel at the fact that that
floats a Haslamalankam.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Wait what Allahu akbar? That all that? Yeah, well that's
you know, he did it for a lah or whatever
he was in Egypt. I'm assuming he did. I don't know.
I guess they have Christians in Egypt. Do they still
live there? Did they get out of the country.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Some of them are still there, believe it or not
having a hard.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Time getting out of the country. No, just living. Oh hey,
what would you do to find a perfect engagement ring,
mister Kenneth?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What would I do to find it? I would go
to Showl's Jewelry and I would say, I'd like the
perfect drinking please all right?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
For this woman mische A Fox, a thirty one year
old strategy consultant from New York City, it meant camping
out for three weeks at Crater of Diamonds State Park
in Arkansas with a shovel and a mission to dig
up her own diamond h huh. She said she began
dreaming of finding her own ethically sourced gem for about
two years. She wanted to be ethical, of course. After researching,
(04:29):
she discovered that the only active public diamond mine in
the world wasn't overseas, but just a short flight and
drive away. It was in Arkansas, right.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
If people go up there all the time, every now
and then somebody will find some big ass diamond, and
that means everybody else will come and think they will too.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I hate to be the guy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's the same diamond over and over again. People are
finding it, and then they probably tell them it was like, okay,
can we have that back now that you got in
the news, because we're gonna put it back in the sand.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I hate to be the guy to point this out
because I don't want to do her spouse or fiance
Trevor any disservice here. But shouldn't be his job to
find the diamond?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, there is that idea.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I know, like I'm a brother, I'm an ally, I'm
a bro.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not trying to throw you under the bus, dude,
but sound like you just do well for most of us.
When you get engaged, you're supposed to get the ring.
You're not. She didn't get the ring. It's not like
you could tell your girlfriend, Hey, uh, you better go
get a ring. I'm gonna propose to you. Yes, get ready,
you gotta you know you gotta get anyway, two point
three carrot diamond. It's the third largest discovered at the
park that year in the past year. They said she
(05:32):
found it on July twenty ninth. She found it on
her I love this. It's an NPR article, they say
in the article. She found it on her last day
of searching. You think, see, this is why we have
to defund NPR.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's so sad.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The kind of person that would write that in an
article doesn't deserve my money. Why do I need to
pay for this? Get get rid of NPR tomorrow. You're
too dumb for my money. Guys, I'm sorry, there's no
need for it anyway, and they head issue a retraction. Here.
A previous version of this story in correctly said that
Michelle stayed in a cabin in the woods. It was
a tent. Wow. Well, I'm glad we fixed that, good Ward.
(06:12):
This really kind of ruined the article there with that misinformation.
You never know what you're going to get.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
When you stick a microphone in front of somebody and start,
you know, asking them questions. You're liable to get some
idiots like that who don't know. But then there's that
guy in New York. I don't know if you heard
about the man in New York admitted, for some reason
during a TV interview to killing his parents and burying
them in his backyard eight years ago. He admitted to it,
(06:39):
and guess what, they arrested him when he left the studio.
He was he was giving an interview, and that just
kind of came up.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Why did he Why did he come up that? Because
he wasn't real smart, like, what was he being interviewed
about it? Look, there's a picture of him. Yeah, you
tea wasn't real smart. Sun confesses no camera interview to
killing missing elderly parents after remains founder. Wow he looks WEIRDO.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh that's a weird looking dude.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Bro, he is a creepy looking dude. I do not
like to look at him. I should probably explain, mister,
Oh he's a white guy. Oh well, I figured that
he looks like one of those what was that guy's
name from Psycho? Like real like so normal that he's
scary kind of a thing, you know from Psycho. Yeah
he never saw Hey, yeah, I saw Norman Bates. Was
that his name? The thing that made Norman Bates scary
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is that he was a seemingly normal guy, right, but
then he's in.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
A mild mannered and kind of shy right. Well, that's
exactly how this. This is part of an investigation that
they found out that he was still receiving Social Security
payments despite not having his parents had not been seen
or heard in years.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, if you're curious how the interview went down, But
that's side of the statement.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And I think it's important for people to know what
happened to your parents? Right?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
They were your parents, you love them, they were deteriorating.
What did you do? I will don't tell me.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You're going to leave it to the statement because it's
not in the statement, what did you do to your parents?
My goal is for the American people to recognize that
there's forty million boomers.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
They're all going to go.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Through the same kind of problems.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It affects all of us, and we need to wind
up the law so that people can deal with these
kind of problems in a human way, in whatever way
that people can deal with And I did my duty
to my parents, so you ended their life.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
His concern was for their misery, and so he he
did his duty, and.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
In his opinion, both of his parents required youth in
Asia at the same time. Yeah, what are the odds
of that, Billyead. That's a lot of youth in Asia. Yeah,
and the old people do. Yeah, am I running is
just what running East? I hate it? Walton and Johnson
Radio Network, Dudie. Yeah, it's James Brown and laid back Luke.
(09:08):
It's called I Got Soul super Bad. Yeah, I mean
obviously it's a remix. I think we get that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Hey, how that work?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Can I get everyone's opinion about a phone call? I
just got. A friend of mine is.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
A history against it?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You're against phone calls?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Or during the show, you're trying to do a job here,
you got to work. People ought to have enough respect
for that not to call up and bother you during
your your work hours.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm trying to get my checks from Attorney General
Ken Patston over here, right, Okay, Now, on all seriousness,
A friend of mine's a history teacher, smart guy, not
really not real far in either. He's really a moderated
it's your history American really into American history, a very
good teacher. And they're teaching about the peaceful transfer of
power right now. And he asks me a question, touchy
(09:51):
question said, in twenty twenty, would you agree that that
was a peaceful transfer of power? Yes, I would. I
would say it was too. I mean, none of those
people that showed up at the capital had guns. Nope,
they didn't kill anybody, nope. But if that wasn't to transfer.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It was mostly the FBI that was there, very few,
just regular civilians in DC.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
On January sixth, people rioted after both of Trump's you know,
uh victories, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, the first remember the first
time there was the p word march, the Woman's March
with the pink hats and stuff. People rioted that day
in the canon? Was that not a peaceful transfer of power?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Was a mostly peaceful protest? According to CNN, it was
mostly peaceful anyway. That was the question he asked me,
and I gave him that answer, and it was he
was like, He's like, I don't want to get into
trouble with the parents of my students. But I also,
you know, he said, I feel like there was a
riot and it was interrupted. The vote was interrupted, And
I said, yeah, but it happened an hour later. And
(10:52):
by the way, uh riots after Trump got elected? Does
that not count? You know, they killed Lincoln. Did they
you know what I mean, like a peaceful transfer of power.
We have presidents that got assassinated. I think it got
a little worse than January sixth, you think, but still peaceful,
we agree, peaceful transfer of power.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's generally. Is it perfect? It is not, certainly not perfect,
but still.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
We want it to be perfect. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I mean I kind of wanted it to be perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Nothing's perfect. Nope, it's all run by humans, and humans are,
you know, by very definition, imperfect?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, what's their problem anyway? If you're just waking up
with us kids? Last week on The Golden Bachelor, one
of the bachelorettes assaulted the new guy Mel with her puppet,
and that's a big news story for some reason.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Is just that thing where the doctor asked you to
show on the doll where he touched you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I think she was mad at him because he said
he didn't like old women. He said he wouldn't get
anyone over sixty and she was sixty six.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But isn't he On the Golden.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Bachelor he was looking for someone between the age of
forty five and sixty. Now here's my question. Is someone
that's forty five years old. A golden Bachelorette doesn't seem
like it's old enough to be golden.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I don't think you should be on a show called
Golden Bachelor, Bachelorette, whatever, and then criticize somebody on the
show for being old.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's a good part.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's the whole point of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
In the meantime, a squirrel is attacking people in a
California town and two victims have had to go to
the emergency room. Guys, these squirrels are out of control.
Here are two of the victims speaking out about the attacks.
Clamped onto my leg and was just hanging on his tail,
was flying up here, you know, and I was like,
get off me, get off me. And I kind of
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didn't want to touch it.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
The squirrel went to the floor. I'm from the floor,
tried to jump to my face.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I know it happened. I know what happened. He wasn't
a regular squirrel. What kind of squirrel was it? It
was a secret squirrel?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
No, it just what's his name?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Secret squirrel?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You're not supposed to say it, No, you're supposed to
can whisper it?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You can whisper it? Yeah, Okay, that's the rules anyway.
I don't know it's going on in California, but I
would tell you I'm on the squirrels side. Well, of
course you are, from what I could tell. Definitely not
a group of people I wanted. I was in California recently,
I was not impressed. Did that squirrel play for Florida State?
I don't know. I don't think so it's a different squirrel, right,
Oh yeah, that guy I forgot. That's Marquarius. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, they call him squirrel on the team. I don't
know if it's because he runs real fast and jukes
and jerks and moves and you can't catch him, or
if it's, you know, just because he's got like a
funny face or something. Who knows why they called him squirrel?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, I don't know. No, I think it's a cool nickname.
I want to be called squirrel about squirrel bait? Squirrel bit?
I don't get the joke. What does that mean because
of my nuts?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You're nuts? Not those just because you are nuts?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Hmmm, your squirrel bait. Someone posted a compilation online me corn.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I see people put corn cob out for squirrels.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
They put corn out for I guess this time of year,
And how can we respect people that eat candy corn?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
We don't. I don't know, we don't have any respect
for them.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You know, I've noticed recently, you know who's eating all
the candy corn? Who's it? Women? Is that right? I
don't know any guys that like it. I know more
than one woman who has asked me, Kenny, do you
like candy corn? As like? No, nobody likes candy corn
like Well, I like candy corn. Well, then you feed
it to her. You don't have to eat it yourself. Yeah.
I don't think I want to be associated with any
woman that eats candy corn.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
But if you threw it at her from a cross
the room, just had her do that thing where she
opens her mouth and you gotta try to put it
in there.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I play this game with Milton when I've got blueberries,
I'll let him have a blueberry as long as he
can catch the last one in his mouth. I'll keep
giving him more good for you, And the most he's
gotten is seven or eight in a row.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's good for his agility and the eye to mouth coordination.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I always try to throw it a little higher each time,
but I always try to get it to land right
around his little face.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You ever get him to do backflips before he catches it?
You know, it's like it's in the air, it's coming
at him in slow motion. He does a full flip
and then when he lands, pops in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
No, that is impressive. They shouldn't do that. The thing
I've been trying to do is teach him to ride
a skateboard. Oh yeah, how's that going? Not good? No,
he can stand on it, he can ride it, but
what he can't do is push it. I can't figure
out how to teach him to push it. He just lazy. Yeah,
he just wants you to push it. He wants me
to push him.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He'll ride on it, and do you push it for him?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, as long as you keep pushing it for him,
he's not gonna do it. He's not gonna do it
on it though. We have a luggage card in our
building because I live in a high rise, and he
he loves riding the luggage card so much so that
sometimes we'll be standing in the hallway and someone else
is using the luggage card and he'll jump on it
and everyone thinks it's hilarious because Milton's on the luggage card.
But I want to leave. I don't want to stand
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there while everybody looks at my dog. It's pretty hilarious though.
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Man want to wait until the steam gets real thick?
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Can you explain to me what were you just looking at?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I was just looking at a post from Donald Trump,
and it was talking about all the great things that
imp derived CBD can do for the human body as
it ages. Donald Trump just posted this on his social
media there, and it's all about the good things that
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CBD does for your body in the systems within your body,
which means of course one thing, much like with the
time at all, the left will now have to support
the ban on CBD, which they normally would not have done.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, but if Trump's for it, or what is the
left there? I guess whatever he's for, right, it's right, Okay,
So funny you bring that up. Apparently a little rumor
there's a little rumor going around Washington, DC that Trump
is about to declassify marijuana or what is it, reu
what's the word I'm looking for, reclassify.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It, reclass d class classificational lives.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Right now, it's reschedule it, that's the way. Right now,
it's schedule one, and they're going to move it to
something else right now. They say it's as dangerous as methan.
LSD sure, of course, And I'm not even sure LSD
is as dangerous as LSD or so.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You know why this this is a big fight because
of the pharmaceutical industry. It looks like this himp drived
CBD can do a lot of things for you that
you're paying big money to the pharmaceutical giants for right now,
right and Trump signed the Farm Act back in twenty eighteen,
as we talk about occasionally on the show, and that
(01:48):
was the start. But now they're moving along further. What
they would like to do is actually get doctors on
board with this, familiarize, you know, the doctorship famili raised
themselves with the medical advantages of some of these products
so that they're not just constantly prescribing pharmaceutical drugs and
(02:09):
making big form a bigger hmmm. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Guys. Apparently, if you
can find a way around using really dangerous drugs to
solve your regular, everyday mundane problems, that makes them very angry.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, it really does.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Popular Egyptian strong man goes for another jaw dropping challenge,
pulling a ship with his teeth. These Egyptian guys are
really strong.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Wait a minute, Jack Lelane, did that like forty to
fifty years ago or more. And now they got some
Egyptian guys copying him.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, they want to do it at the Red Sea Saturday,
at her Gotta Marros. Marrows is the guy's name. Her
God is the place. Apparently it was just you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Don't know that for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
A seven hundred ton ship and he pulled it with
his teeth.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, but it was floating, right, I mean, you know
when dragging it down the street.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, I mean that was my first thought.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And then was there a breeze? Maybe he had a
little wind behind him in some waves, maybe the tide
was going that direction. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He's six foot three inches, he's three hundred and forty
one pounds, and he swims. Uh no, I think he
like walked along the ship channel kind of a thing. Oh,
he wasn't in the water, no, because the boat was
in the water. That would have been more impressive if
he was just swimming and pulling.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Jack Lelane used to do it swimming really yeah, and
he pulled like aircraft carrier or something back in the day.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, is this a pretty pretty big boat? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
they do make them big.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He should just just marvel at the fact that that
floats a Haslamalankam.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Wait what Allahu akbar? That all that? Yeah, well that's
you know, he did it for a lah or whatever
he was in Egypt. I'm assuming he did. I don't know.
I guess they have Christians in Egypt. Do they still
live there? Did they get out of the country.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Some of them are still there, believe it or not
having a hard.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Time getting out of the country. No, just living. Oh hey,
what would you do to find a perfect engagement ring,
mister Kenneth?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What would I do to find it? I would go
to Showl's Jewelry and I would say, I'd like the
perfect drinking please all right?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
For this woman mische A Fox, a thirty one year
old strategy consultant from New York City, it meant camping
out for three weeks at Crater of Diamonds State Park
in Arkansas with a shovel and a mission to dig
up her own diamond h huh. She said she began
dreaming of finding her own ethically sourced gem for about
two years. She wanted to be ethical, of course. After researching,
(04:29):
she discovered that the only active public diamond mine in
the world wasn't overseas, but just a short flight and
drive away. It was in Arkansas, right.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
If people go up there all the time, every now
and then somebody will find some big ass diamond, and
that means everybody else will come and think they will too.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I hate to be the guy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's the same diamond over and over again. People are
finding it, and then they probably tell them it was like, okay,
can we have that back now that you got in
the news, because we're gonna put it back in the sand.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I hate to be the guy to point this out
because I don't want to do her spouse or fiance
Trevor any disservice here. But shouldn't be his job to
find the diamond?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, there is that idea.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I know, like I'm a brother, I'm an ally, I'm
a bro.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not trying to throw you under the bus, dude,
but sound like you just do well for most of us.
When you get engaged, you're supposed to get the ring.
You're not. She didn't get the ring. It's not like
you could tell your girlfriend, Hey, uh, you better go
get a ring. I'm gonna propose to you. Yes, get ready,
you gotta you know you gotta get anyway, two point
three carrot diamond. It's the third largest discovered at the
park that year in the past year. They said she
(05:32):
found it on July twenty ninth. She found it on
her I love this. It's an NPR article, they say
in the article. She found it on her last day
of searching. You think, see, this is why we have
to defund NPR.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's so sad.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The kind of person that would write that in an
article doesn't deserve my money. Why do I need to
pay for this? Get get rid of NPR tomorrow. You're
too dumb for my money. Guys, I'm sorry, there's no
need for it anyway, and they head issue a retraction. Here.
A previous version of this story in correctly said that
Michelle stayed in a cabin in the woods. It was
a tent. Wow. Well, I'm glad we fixed that, good Ward.
(06:12):
This really kind of ruined the article there with that misinformation.
You never know what you're going to get.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
When you stick a microphone in front of somebody and start,
you know, asking them questions. You're liable to get some
idiots like that who don't know. But then there's that
guy in New York. I don't know if you heard
about the man in New York admitted, for some reason
during a TV interview to killing his parents and burying
them in his backyard eight years ago. He admitted to it,
(06:39):
and guess what, they arrested him when he left the studio.
He was he was giving an interview, and that just
kind of came up.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Why did he Why did he come up that? Because
he wasn't real smart, like, what was he being interviewed
about it? Look, there's a picture of him. Yeah, you
tea wasn't real smart. Sun confesses no camera interview to
killing missing elderly parents after remains founder. Wow he looks WEIRDO.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh that's a weird looking dude.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Bro, he is a creepy looking dude. I do not
like to look at him. I should probably explain, mister,
Oh he's a white guy. Oh well, I figured that
he looks like one of those what was that guy's
name from Psycho? Like real like so normal that he's
scary kind of a thing, you know from Psycho. Yeah
he never saw Hey, yeah, I saw Norman Bates. Was
that his name? The thing that made Norman Bates scary
(07:29):
is that he was a seemingly normal guy, right, but
then he's in.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
A mild mannered and kind of shy right. Well, that's
exactly how this. This is part of an investigation that
they found out that he was still receiving Social Security
payments despite not having his parents had not been seen
or heard in years.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, if you're curious how the interview went down, But
that's side of the statement.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And I think it's important for people to know what
happened to your parents? Right?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
They were your parents, you love them, they were deteriorating.
What did you do? I will don't tell me.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You're going to leave it to the statement because it's
not in the statement, what did you do to your parents?
My goal is for the American people to recognize that
there's forty million boomers.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
They're all going to go.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Through the same kind of problems.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It affects all of us, and we need to wind
up the law so that people can deal with these
kind of problems in a human way, in whatever way
that people can deal with And I did my duty
to my parents, so you ended their life.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
His concern was for their misery, and so he he
did his duty, and.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
In his opinion, both of his parents required youth in
Asia at the same time. Yeah, what are the odds
of that, Billyead. That's a lot of youth in Asia. Yeah,
and the old people do. Yeah, am I running is
just what running East? I hate it? Walton and Johnson
Radio Network, Dudie. Yeah, it's James Brown and laid back Luke.
(09:08):
It's called I Got Soul super Bad. Yeah, I mean
obviously it's a remix. I think we get that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Hey, how that work?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Can I get everyone's opinion about a phone call? I
just got. A friend of mine is.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
A history against it?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You're against phone calls?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Or during the show, you're trying to do a job here,
you got to work. People ought to have enough respect
for that not to call up and bother you during
your your work hours.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm trying to get my checks from Attorney General
Ken Patston over here, right, Okay, Now, on all seriousness,
A friend of mine's a history teacher, smart guy, not
really not real far in either. He's really a moderated
it's your history American really into American history, a very
good teacher. And they're teaching about the peaceful transfer of
power right now. And he asks me a question, touchy
(09:51):
question said, in twenty twenty, would you agree that that
was a peaceful transfer of power? Yes, I would. I
would say it was too. I mean, none of those
people that showed up at the capital had guns. Nope,
they didn't kill anybody, nope. But if that wasn't to transfer.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It was mostly the FBI that was there, very few,
just regular civilians in DC.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
On January sixth, people rioted after both of Trump's you know,
uh victories, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, the first remember the first
time there was the p word march, the Woman's March
with the pink hats and stuff. People rioted that day
in the canon? Was that not a peaceful transfer of power?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Was a mostly peaceful protest? According to CNN, it was
mostly peaceful anyway. That was the question he asked me,
and I gave him that answer, and it was he
was like, He's like, I don't want to get into
trouble with the parents of my students. But I also,
you know, he said, I feel like there was a
riot and it was interrupted. The vote was interrupted, And
I said, yeah, but it happened an hour later. And
(10:52):
by the way, uh riots after Trump got elected? Does
that not count? You know, they killed Lincoln. Did they
you know what I mean, like a peaceful transfer of power.
We have presidents that got assassinated. I think it got
a little worse than January sixth, you think, but still peaceful,
we agree, peaceful transfer of power.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's generally. Is it perfect? It is not, certainly not perfect,
but still.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
We want it to be perfect. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I mean I kind of wanted it to be perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Nothing's perfect. Nope, it's all run by humans, and humans are,
you know, by very definition, imperfect?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, what's their problem anyway? If you're just waking up
with us kids? Last week on The Golden Bachelor, one
of the bachelorettes assaulted the new guy Mel with her puppet,
and that's a big news story for some reason.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Is just that thing where the doctor asked you to
show on the doll where he touched you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I think she was mad at him because he said
he didn't like old women. He said he wouldn't get
anyone over sixty and she was sixty six.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But isn't he On the Golden.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Bachelor he was looking for someone between the age of
forty five and sixty. Now here's my question. Is someone
that's forty five years old. A golden Bachelorette doesn't seem
like it's old enough to be golden.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I don't think you should be on a show called
Golden Bachelor, Bachelorette, whatever, and then criticize somebody on the
show for being old.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's a good part.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's the whole point of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
In the meantime, a squirrel is attacking people in a
California town and two victims have had to go to
the emergency room. Guys, these squirrels are out of control.
Here are two of the victims speaking out about the attacks.
Clamped onto my leg and was just hanging on his tail,
was flying up here, you know, and I was like,
get off me, get off me. And I kind of
(12:35):
didn't want to touch it.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
The squirrel went to the floor. I'm from the floor,
tried to jump to my face.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I know it happened. I know what happened. He wasn't
a regular squirrel. What kind of squirrel was it? It
was a secret squirrel?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
No, it just what's his name?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Secret squirrel?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You're not supposed to say it, No, you're supposed to
can whisper it?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You can whisper it? Yeah, Okay, that's the rules anyway.
I don't know it's going on in California, but I
would tell you I'm on the squirrels side. Well, of
course you are, from what I could tell. Definitely not
a group of people I wanted. I was in California recently,
I was not impressed. Did that squirrel play for Florida State?
I don't know. I don't think so it's a different squirrel, right,
Oh yeah, that guy I forgot. That's Marquarius. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, they call him squirrel on the team. I don't
know if it's because he runs real fast and jukes
and jerks and moves and you can't catch him, or
if it's, you know, just because he's got like a
funny face or something. Who knows why they called him squirrel?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, I don't know. No, I think it's a cool nickname.
I want to be called squirrel about squirrel bait? Squirrel bit?
I don't get the joke. What does that mean because
of my nuts?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You're nuts? Not those just because you are nuts?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Hmmm, your squirrel bait. Someone posted a compilation online me corn.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I see people put corn cob out for squirrels.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
They put corn out for I guess this time of year,
And how can we respect people that eat candy corn?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
We don't. I don't know, we don't have any respect
for them.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You know, I've noticed recently, you know who's eating all
the candy corn? Who's it? Women? Is that right? I
don't know any guys that like it. I know more
than one woman who has asked me, Kenny, do you
like candy corn? As like? No, nobody likes candy corn
like Well, I like candy corn. Well, then you feed
it to her. You don't have to eat it yourself. Yeah.
I don't think I want to be associated with any
woman that eats candy corn.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
But if you threw it at her from a cross
the room, just had her do that thing where she
opens her mouth and you gotta try to put it
in there.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I play this game with Milton when I've got blueberries,
I'll let him have a blueberry as long as he
can catch the last one in his mouth. I'll keep
giving him more good for you, And the most he's
gotten is seven or eight in a row.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's good for his agility and the eye to mouth coordination.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I always try to throw it a little higher each time,
but I always try to get it to land right
around his little face.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You ever get him to do backflips before he catches it?
You know, it's like it's in the air, it's coming
at him in slow motion. He does a full flip
and then when he lands, pops in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
No, that is impressive. They shouldn't do that. The thing
I've been trying to do is teach him to ride
a skateboard. Oh yeah, how's that going? Not good? No,
he can stand on it, he can ride it, but
what he can't do is push it. I can't figure
out how to teach him to push it. He just lazy. Yeah,
he just wants you to push it. He wants me
to push him.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He'll ride on it, and do you push it for him?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, as long as you keep pushing it for him,
he's not gonna do it. He's not gonna do it
on it though. We have a luggage card in our
building because I live in a high rise, and he
he loves riding the luggage card so much so that
sometimes we'll be standing in the hallway and someone else
is using the luggage card and he'll jump on it
and everyone thinks it's hilarious because Milton's on the luggage card.
But I want to leave. I don't want to stand
(15:47):
there while everybody looks at my dog. It's pretty hilarious though.
Quick reminder kids, this Sunday, we are six days away
from Operation Comedy Therapy twenty twenty five. A limited amount
of tickets are still available Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org.
It will probably sell out a bigger venue than usual
this year. Bad ass for not Brewing Company.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
If you are concerned about the price of the tickets
and you would like to give more, you may certainly
do that, and it is tax deductible.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, you can write it off on your taxes. Tickets
start at twenty five bucks. Even if you can't make it,
you won't feel guilty about buying a ticket for a
very worthy cause. We're trying to buy a wheelchair. Help
us do it. Go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org today.
Make a donation. You'll feel real good about yourself, and
then maybe you won't burn in hell when you die.
Oh there's always that, because God sees you when you're
in the shower alone and you don't think anyone can
(16:36):
see them.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Man want to wait until the steam gets real thick?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
No, he could see still he knows. Just ask John.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Don't forget boys and girls to.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end
of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That
means you listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a new
shoe go tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend
or we're off work. But as always, you could go
to waltonand Johnson dot com and you can find all
kinds of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to
our social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal
lives are very boring. If you comment on our social
media pages, we might reply yeah. Chances are we're just
(17:17):
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Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
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