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Speaker 1 (00:00):
General Mark roots Route.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I don't know, let's just call him Secretary General Mark
mad a statement, he suggested that four US soldiers went
missing while training in Lithuania and died, and the US
Army said, Lithuania a real place. Turn you know, I
said the same thing. I said, that cannot be a
real country. I looked it up. It turns out Lithuania.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Is a place.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
In fact, I'm kind of surprised we didn't know about it, Billy,
where is it? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's in eastern Europe and it's been around since nineteen nineteen.
And let me show you what we're working with here.
This is what Lithuanian women look like.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Look at that very you know, attractive, but kind of
a little too much like Hitler's dream for me, you know,
that makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Look at them.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Here's the here's the Lithuanian female track team. My god,
and there are some people that don't believe in heaven.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That looks like Trump's cabinet. It's so right, good one
good one.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Speaking of so white. Well, we'll get to that in
a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh yeah, we'll get back to that, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Anyway, there's a report claiming that apparently some American military
member the US Army said the Hercules armored vehicle the
four US soldiers were in during a training exercise had
been found submerged in a body of water. Recovery efforts
were underway by the US Army of Lithuanian Armed Forces
and civilian agencies, and the soldiers, all from first Brigade,
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third Infantry Division, were conducting tactical training, went missing. And
so it doesn't look good. So it's very sad. Yeah,
rest it is not good. Yeah, prayers for them.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And so they missing or they dead. Sounds like they're
dead because they were missing. They were missing at the
beginning of that, right, and now now there sounds like
they've found them. Did certainly seems that way. That's tough.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's rough, sure does eight six six I love w J.
Let me ask you guys a question. Would you eat
robster sauce? Excuse me, lobster sauce? Would you eat Let's say,
the first time I said lobster sauce, I was looking
at McDonald's advertisements around other countries.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Hey, unique flavor, you don't want them? Miss, I mean
Creamy loves the sauce.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Dip in the their nugget in lobster sal.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
My friend who posted this is Japanese, but I think
this is from Dubai. This is the Hallel McDonald's mcdee
haleel McDonald's mcdiddy did.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I first saw that it says creamy lobster. I thought
they were actually serving lobster, which kind of would make
sense in Dubai. It's lobster flavored sauce. Lobster nuggets are
would be good.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Are Muslims allowed to eat shellfish? I guess that's the Jews.
They can't have the shellfish.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Just certain days or if you're drinking milk or something.
I don't know the rules. Our friends, I'm not sure
they know the rules.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Our friend Ziggy from Kenny and Ziggy's Deli in Houston,
a great Jewish deli, has a sign on the wall
in there that says Jewish people can only eat pork
or shellfish when it's.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
In Chinese food. That's right, because then you don't know
it's in there.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, yeah, you know. And then you have a Jewish
friend in Shreveport or bojer Yeah. I don't want to,
you know, upset anybody if they're from Boser and you
say they live in Shreeport, think get really mad at you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, are you talking about Bubba Goldstein? Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Thinking you could get Bubba Goldstein, you know, to give
us his insight.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He's one of my favorite listeners, kind of like Dale.
There are just some listeners that are so into the
show and they have interesting points and a unique perspective.
Dale is our Hillbilly and Bubba Goldstein is our Jew.
Can I say it like that? Or is that I
think he'd be okay, sure, Jews, No, he's our to mine.
He's Bubba Goldstein is the official Jew of the Walton
Johnson and he's an Orthodox Jew, so he's real into
(03:35):
the jew stuff. And when there's a Jew thing going on,
even when it's kind of obscure, he explains it to us.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So we get you know, we want to be Yeah,
we got it now. Culture, you know, and there's gotta
tell you some of these.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, you guys working on your culture.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
There's some Jewish let's kind of like be a Catholic,
you know, we have a feast of some saint you've
never heard of.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Almost every day.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Of the week, we had a feast in here. This
morning we did. We had Chick fil A for breakfast.
And this isn't a commercial for Chick fil A. It's
it's just a thing that I love Popeyes. I'll tell
you that it's not. Chick fil A is not the
only fried chicken.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I know. Papa's got that good flavor.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh my god, Poopie is delicious. I do love Popeyes.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It didn't bring us anything.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Now, well, I.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Paid for the Chick fil A. We didn't get it
for free, but we bought. We had what a burger yesterday.
We didn't get that for free. You know, for it
being a pretty big radio show, we hardly ever get
a free meal unless it's Brett's Barbecue Shop.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
That was so good, Oh man, I won't immediately after
leaving here, I wanted more.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
When you have a bee frib, bee fribs got to
be the crem day, that's the Ferrari, that's the Corvette
if it's done right, a barbecue. And I gotta tell
you too, our listeners in Memphis, Alabama, you guys think
you have some pretty good barbecue. I know Memphis does
the best ribs. I know you do, but it's not
a bee frib. Usually it's a poor rib and someone
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in Memphis is writing an email right now. But important,
there's a place I know everybody knows this.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What is it? Blues Cafe. It's right there.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's on Beal Street, a little of both and telling,
and it's open twenty four hours a day. And that
cafe taught me something. I will still eat ribs even
right after I see a dead body, because you did.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That was the lesson I learned.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I drove there once with my ex wife late on Christmas, snowstorm.
Dead body on the street out in front of the restaurant.
It's twenty four hours a day. Some of the best
ribs you ever had. We roll up, there's a dead
body there with a cops standing next to it, like
he's standing next to a pile of garbage.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, poking it. Still Dad, he did. He's
on his you did up, walk away.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I won't take you to jail.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He's on a walkie talkie like, yeah, guy's still dad,
He's still yeah. No rush here, he's not coming back
or any My and my ex wife horrified, and I
asked her, can we still get ribs?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Why did you take your ex wife with you to Memphis?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We were driving from. Is this Why are you looking
at me like that?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Most people don't travel with their ex wives.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But we were married at the time.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh so when you're telling the story your wife at
the time. Yes, yeah, because if she was your ex wife,
you probably wouldn't have had her in a car with you. Listen,
unless you were just dropping her off there in that neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
When Sidney Sweeney is my ex wife, I'll describe her
as my wife.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh you wish, now, I do wish.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I know. Remember earlier you brought up something. It was
even before the story about the military guys in that vehicle,
there is a story about somebody else found in a car.
Who was that? You remember?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh, the new story about the guys in Lithuania. I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Before that, there was another story about somebody found in
a car.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I thought you were going to tell us, and.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I said, oh, I got a story about that too.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well, what is it.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Her name was Karen Shepherd's. She was twenty three years
old in nineteen eighty three when she went missing.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
That's when I was one.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, that's when this radio show started. Forty two years ago.
She was going out for drinks with some coworkers. The
car belonging to this well young woman at the time,
Karen disappeared. And now it's been found Fox River, in
an Illinois river.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh man, and yeah, she u, I could tell you
some stuff about Fox River.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh really, I have been drunk on that river and
many when you were one.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I think you're off the hook on this particular murder case.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, no, but I've been in that river many.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's a river where people go take a boat and
do a little drinking.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's if they ever hit this, you know, when the
water gets low, you might hit a car. This Monday,
a diver in the river located her Toyota. It was
just northwest of Slade Avenue boat launch. You've probably been there,
and they were waiting for the conditions to be right
to get the car pull it up out of the water.
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They said, it's unclear if any human remains were located inside.
It's been in there forty two years.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Here's the craziest thing about this.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
It's her car.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
They found it three years ago and they only recently
did something about it.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
They got a call from a fisherman about a vehicle
in the water years ago, but they did not pull
the vehicle out. That was twenty twenty two, and now
they finally got around to it. They're like, oh, there's
a body in here.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
She was sort of unofficially engaged about a year or so,
and then they broke it off, and two weeks later
she disappeared.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Now, okay, well you want to assume there's a connection there,
But is it possible that information has nothing to do
with each other.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Of course it's possible, but you know, the police will
always tell you what. Look, the boyfriend, the husband, So
they canceled their engagement. So he drove her into a river.
And I don't know anything about the guy, but I mean,
right away, it seems like that's.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Not what happened.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I've broken up with people before, and usually I just
move on with you know, it's when you call a hooker,
what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You know, I guess this person that she was engaged to.
She had asked her former fiance to the bar that
night of the disappearance, but he didn't show, declined to
show up, passed a light detector test, and then was
no longer considered a suspect. Additionally, they said the woman
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lived in an apartment previously rented by Thomas Erlacker. I
felt that name somewhere before. Well, it's Chicago Erlacker. He
was a Chicago Bear. Yeah, kind of a big deal.
Brian Urlacker. Okay, but this is Thomas. Must be his brother.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, it must probably related dad or whatever or not
at all?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Right anyway, Erlacker, who she rented the apartment farm where
she lived.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I can't stop thinking was.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
A suspect in a nineteen seventy six disappearance of a woman. Okay,
but Urlacker died in two thousand and four and was
not considered a suspect in this woman's case. It was
nineteen eighty three, it was just seven years later. Could
have had something going on there.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I know this is going to sound crazy because everybody
here immediately we're trying to figure out what guy to
blame for this. I have found and this is just
my experience. I'm not saying that's what happened here, because
I don't know. But I have found that in many instances,
women are not good at driving cars.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Am into that. Hmmm. So remember when I was pregnant.
You told everyone were pregnant, And remember when I gave birth.
You told everyone we gave birth. Yeah, well we donted
the car Wolton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
If you're driving down the highway and you see an old,
rusty sign that says Delta Creamery and that ice cream
shop is still in business, I guarantee you you stop
and get some ice cream.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's gonna be good. You better believe it. I don't
know why that is. I don't know why it is.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But sometimes when you're on a road trip, especially in
the South, and you see the most all dilapidated diner
you've ever seen, and somehow, by the grace of God,
it's still in business. There's a reason why d You
go inside. You get an omelet and you will know
chicken fried steak. You get some gravy. Get great on anything,
even if it's a Sunday, Get gravy even Sunday. Yeah,
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you wouldn't do gravy on an ice cream Sunday. I
bet it's good, sweet and savory. That's never done wrong,
even the day of the week.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Why you know why they ice cream? You know why
it's called a Sunday, Right, you.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Can't get a Monday at dairy Queen I used to
try to order that all the time, crack the kids
up in the back seat, pull up Bear in the
truck and put that window down, like can I help you?
I want to get me a Monday And she's like what,
and the kids just oh, they loved that man.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
In the eighteen nineties, blue laws in some places in
the country prohibited the sale of ice cream on Sundays.
To avoid breaking the law, it seems in American retailers
change the spelling to Sunday s u n dae. The
spelling change may have been made to indicate that the
treat was available every day, not just on Sundays. But
the point they were making was it's not ice cream,
(11:53):
it's a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Uh huh, we can do that. Yeah, what's a Sunday
made of ice cream? How many different kinds?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Three?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah? Usually you don't want three different kinds. Sometimes you
bail out on that, but you know you can get
the multi Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Can I get it?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Can you weigh in on a banana split real quick?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I was just about to ask you about banana splitz.
Where does that come in?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Does the banana add anything? Or are we just putting
that there? Because once upon a time that seemed like
an exotic fruit.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Maybe it makes it sound like health food. Well, bananas
are good for you, right, Well people used to think so,
but now people want you to think bananas are terrible
for you. How can eating something like you know that
healthy be bad for you?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, here's where it gets.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's kind of a whole diet of bananas.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's kind of like putting lettuce and tomato on a cheeseburger.
It doesn't make it worse, you found.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
It doesn't make it any better either. No, I do
enjoy lettuce and tomato if it's not wilty.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
If I give you a cheeseburger, cheese, bacon, maybe sauce,
pickles right, onion, sure, onion?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Okay, if you don't pit pickles on there, you got
to put onions on there and then squirt mustard in
the middle, all of it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Some people don't understand why onions are important with beef.
Chopped onions or sliced onions with brisket, add something to it.
Onion by itself not that good.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Onion with steak, yeah, gotta have it with hamburger, steak, liver,
throw it.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Don't throw them Onions on her and you lost me
on the liver. I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, that's because you ain't man enough liver, that's all.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I think.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It was just before my time. But also here's another
thing that shows a generational divide. Back in the day.
Brussels sprout's disgusting right nowadays.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Not the same sprouts, are they.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Brussels sprouts are delicious now. It is unbelievable how good
they are.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
You didn't change your flavor palate. They changed the flavor
of Brussels sprouts. So why don't they just fix liver?
I like liver. Just lack it to your son, leave
it alone.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
But that's my whole point with the banana.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
If I make it as long as it has, you know,
like gravy and onions all over it, would you like
it like you would have filet mignonn You just cut
a piece, eat it without anything on it, and that's delicious. Liver, No,
it's much.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
God, this is so embarrassing. It's called a filet.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I know. I I don't know how to pronounce stuff. Yeah,
enough of pronuncification is old squabbled up all right?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
If you have upcoming dinner plans with uh, let's see
who is it here, Uh, Kim Kardashian, Avanka Trump, and Oprah.
You may be one of the lucky people that's been
invited to the Jeff Bezos Lauren Sanchez wedding.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh so glad these two are finally gonna tie the knot.
I mean it is so obvious to anybody that's ever
seen these two, even in pictures, much less in person,
the love that it's an overwhelming feeling that it just
wraps everybody up in there in their love hug.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
When you look at a photo of Lauren Sanchez, this
this busty latina.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
That's not his daughter, that's his date, that's his that's
his fiancee.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
And then you look at a picture here of a pale, pasty,
bald headed, scrawny looking Jeff Bezos. You know, the two
of them were dead to fall in love, even if
he wasn't a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Of course, that had nothing to do with it whatsoever.
How dare you suggest to the watch so.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
If you're heading to the event, or you might be
sitting with Orlando Bloom pop star Katy Perry Jewel will
be singing. She's been asked to attend. Kim Kardashian and
her Mamager, Chris Chris Jenner. I don't know if you've
heard of her. Avanka Trump and Jared Kushner will be there.
No idea who both of them are bringing his dates,
model Carly Klass. I don't know who that is. I
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feel like I must is that No, that's Katy Perry.
Is Katy Perry still with Orlando Bloom? I guess they are.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
All the big name of celebrities that are coming to
the wedding, and it's so exciting.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Brooks Nader, is that the daughter of Ralph Sometimes when
you read a list of socialites in the New York Post,
that's Kim Kardashian. She had a little work done though.
The face is starting to look different to me. Yeah,
And there's an odd photo. Look at when you put it,
it's we're looking at a photo right now of Jeff
Bezos his wife, and Kim Kardashian. Kim his wife are
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both wearing what looks like wedding dresses for a fashion show,
and they've both had the same amount of plastic surgery
and the same procedures done.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
They're practically twins.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
It's funny Kim's wearing white.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I know, I believe she's a virgin. Well, of course
today I believe it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Anyway, Well, congratulations to Jeff Bezos. I'm finally finding true
love and celebrating his wedding with people who really care
about him, like Gail King of course, and Katie Perry
and Jewel because I'm sure they.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Now do they still like him because he kind of
leaned into Trump a little bit. Right after the inauguration,
Jeff Bezos brought like a billion dollars and laid it
at Trump's feet.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Well, here's where this gets tricky. Some of the people
I just read on that list. He's not the only one.
I mean, obviously Avanka and Jared, But then the other
person on that list, Kim Kardashian. She's been to the
White House and her and Donald Trump freed prisoners together.
So you know, you can like Kim Kardashian, you can
hate Trump, but you have to acknowledge that the two
of them are at least friendly.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But if somebody else likes Trump and you like that person,
then you can't like them anymore unless they stop liking
him because you don't like him, Right, You got that?
What are we talking about again? I've lost track? How
serious is this war in Ukraine? Not very If they're
building a one point two billion dollars ski resort during
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the war. They're building a ski resort in Ukraine during
the war. Where'd they get one point two billion? I wonder, well.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
They needed the ski resort because otherwise Sean Pan and
Angelina Joey wouldn't come back and visit the war again.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, I mean, why travel that far unless you can
have a little fun while you're there.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I did not know about this construction of luxury ski
resort in Ukraine begins in the middle of Russian invasion.
One point five billion dollars?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Is the cost?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Surprised already?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Now correct me if I'm wrong here. But don't we
keep giving them money?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That's why I said, where did they get one point
five billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
The Oco Grel welcome, we're building them a ski resources.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah we are.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I know, we deserve everything.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
We you know, all this crap's intentional, all the things
that go on here very you know Trump. One of
the reasons they hate him is because he's doing what
the Democrats said couldn't be done. When the Democrats were
in office, they said, well, nothing can do about that border. Well,
nothing can do about this economy, you know, but it
won't last long. You'll be fining, nohing to do about
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these wars. And then Trump gets in there and starts
doing something about all of it. Border pretty much shut down. Now,
economy getting better real quick. War already got ceasefires talked about, and.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
More to come.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The Democrats did all this stuff on purpose. They know
they could have fixed anything they wanted to fix, and
they didn't. They don't The liberal doesn't seem to care.
If I don't know, you lose your job because of
something they do up there. They don't care if you
can't afford your food or your rent. They don't seem
(19:04):
to mind if illegal invader gang members kill you or
your whole family. They just they still want them to
be here. Leave those people alone, let them stay here,
let them do what they do. You see a video
of Christy Nome in that El Salvador and prison. All
those guys in there were trendy Iragua guys.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Some of them MS thirteen. But yes, I get your point.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Well, I think if you put them in the same
pen they fight, they have to join Siamese fighting fish.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
That was what was confusing about it.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
We sent trendy Aragua gang members to Al Salvador, but
those guys were Venezuelan's. The MS thirteen are the alside,
and I read that we did send them there, So
what you said is true.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
You know what they're doing. They're doing the old red ants.
If you take a shovel full of red ants out
of one ant bed, okay, and you dump it on
top of another ant bed somewhere else in the yard, okay,
they'll fight. Really yeah, because it's like different gangs or
different tribes or you know, college football rivalries or whatever. Yeah,
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you just like you just took the aggy's and dumped
them in the middle of the long horn bed. They
got to fight.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
This is like that time we got drunk and we
got a bunch of beta fighting fish from the pet
co and we had them fight each other just to.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
See who would win.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Exactly the same.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Why don't we do that after the show? Can we
get drunken? Bet on it?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I'm I'm just a little winded by what I heard
right here.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I mean, I can't because it's lens.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
But it's just like the beginning of serial killer mentality
right there. They're ants making fish, or ants fight to
the death. Fine, you're right, we'll have gays do it.
If you had twenty four hours with me and I
couldn't say no, what would we do? Well, young and
we go fishing, and you and I'd have a talk
about your goals in life. Walton and Johnson