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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, I do something's wrong with something's wrong with our judges.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You heard you know I could judge a wise man
by the color of his skin.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You can do that, but you're a better man than I.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, that's the lyrics of the song. If you could,
I can't. No, no, no, okay, So I'm sorry. What'd
you say we're about to do? I didn't say no, no,
But something about judges. What's this about judges?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh, the judges are out there trying to get in
front of the presidents. Every time the president does something,
the judges go, no, you can't do that. Yeah, from
from Maine to California, all these little federal judges. The
Supreme Court needs to rise up, slap these damn judges
down and tell them you ain't judged for the whole country.
You a federal judge for one little region or district
(00:46):
or whatever. They get it. You don't get to say so,
so shut up, slap it up, flip it up, rub
it down, flip it, rub it down. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I always get that wrong. I can't do it like you,
I try to say, and it doesn't sound cool. This
was She's I sat in the sum in front of
some brothers at the mall the other day, and they
just they just laughed at me, and then they started
throwing their shoes at me.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It really hurt. Look at this bump I got right here.
I see that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I know it's a welt. It's looked awful all the year.
I know it really hurts. Hey, I noticed something here.
The Easter bunny that Joe Biden had snow white. Do
you remember it was white as as David. It was
white as a David Duke cocktail party. And then over
here Donald Trump's Easter bunny yesterday day.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The Easter bunny is the color of a of a deer.
It looks more like the color like fold.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It looks like an ethnic, a multi ethnicity bunny, almost
as though its mom was Asian. And it's black. Yeah, yeah,
yea bunny. We've been told over and over again Trump's
a racist.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But Joe Biden's over here with the whitest white right exactly?
Why and Trump get any credit? Do you remember the
bunny with Joe Biden?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Remember you remember when the when the bunny took Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Now that he's not gonna take he's not taking Trump
out yep. Anyway, anyway, he's walking the grounds with a
Milania and a light brown and Easter Bundy and does
Malania age. I know it's weird to say this look
like it does it?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It isn't news, but it's still, you know, because we
had four years and then now we have her again.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
He's not a surprise, she's hot.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
How weird is it that The First Lady is a
smoke show? The First Lady is a ten.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And of course all the publications, magazines and whatnot, fashion
experts they can't see it. They just ignore it. And
they did, you know, way back at the end too.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And then my other favorite thing today, we played this
at the beginning of the show, but some of you
may not have heard it. Elizabeth Warren is on a
podcast with some dude who identifies as a day them
or I don't know, and yet somehow I like this guy.
He seems like a cool guy to me.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Do you regret saying that President Biden had a mental acuity,
he had a sharpness to him? You said that up
until July of last year.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I said what I believed to be true.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And you think he was as sharp as you?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Huh? I love that he turned it on her like that. Now,
what is what? Does she say.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Which makes her look dumb, which makes her look like
a liar.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I said I had not seen decline, and I hadn't
at that point.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You did not see any decline from twenty twenty four
Joe Biden to twenty twenty one Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You did not see when I said that, You know
that the SNI is uh huh he look, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He was sharp. He was on his feet. I saw
him live event. I had meetings with him a couple
of times.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Senator on his feet is not praise. He can speak
in sentences, is not praise.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Fair enough, fair enough, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
She seems to go bro. That is humiliating.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's so true, and it's one of the funniest things.
That's like the funniest Elizabeth Warren moment ever. And we
went back in twenty nineteen when she was briefly running
for president, like we had a few that were kind
of funny, but nothing was funny like this. Oh, I mean,
that is just Elizabeth Warren. You might need to retire
after this. That is painfully bad, no kidding. She's out
(04:25):
there right now walking around still not having to pay
for the fact that she lied about being a Native American.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yep. They don't hold these people responsible for their actions,
and so they keep doing irresponsible crap.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Just terrible people, the worst people, and she's one of them,
isn't it weird? She's very wealthy, She's a very wealthy socialist.
And how did she get wealthy being a socialist? Being
a socialist pays really well.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
They look at Bernie. Yeah, which one of them has
got more money?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Remember when Bernie like told us Hillary was the worst
person on earth, she was going to ruin the world.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And then he endorsed her and he got a beach
house out of it, six hundred dollars bribe to stip
down and just to you know, take your consolation prize
and shut up.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And we're all supposed to pretend that's okay, No, that's fine. Sure, yeah,
you know. And now you're out performing at Coachella, Like,
come on.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You're performing? Oh yeah, what clap? Hearing?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
He got up there on stage for twenty minutes on
the main stage, good talk right before one of the headliners. Now,
I don't know how much you know about music festivals,
but I know a lot. Right before the headliner goes on.
That's when everybody takes their molly, their mushrooms. That's when
everybody takes their ketamine. That's when everybody takes their LSD,
their mescalin. That's when you snort the rest of your coke.
And then right then you're waiting for your fate. You're
(05:39):
waiting for Lana del Rey to come out, You're waiting
for Zed's Dead to perform. This is it, guys, Cage
the Elephant's gonna come out, and Bernie Sanders comes out
and talks for twenty minutes while you're drugs kicking. That
sounds like hell on Earth. That sounds like the worst
day I paid how much to be You know, these
people had to finance their tickets to go to Coachella.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Nobody could afford this.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
These people paid thousands of dollars to do drugs while
Bernie Sanders talked. That is the biggest scam you might
have read. Pilled everyone in that audience that day. Well,
let's hope, so God, I hope.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So somebody set us the list of this year's the
current list and it changes year to year. Of the
fifteen most dangerous cities in the world. You probably don't
live in one of the top fifteen most dangerous cities
in the world. I know, the Walna Johnson Show is
pretty big. We big time. We get out all over
(06:32):
to because of this Internet thing. That's true. But number
one Tijuana, Mexico, Mexico. Number two is Acapulco. Down the
roadways Mexico. You got Caracas, Venezuela, Victoria, Mexico. War Is Mexico.
Another Mexico, I don't know where that is, Guyana, Venezuela.
(06:57):
That's number seven. Brazil and Brazil. A couple other cities
in there. I've heard of eight. Yeah, Bolivar, Venezuela number ten.
Then we moved to South Africa, Cape Town, South Africa.
I've heard it's nice down there, especially if you're a
white farmer. Oh, it's not even in the top ten
of the most dangerous, so you should go there. It's
(07:18):
number eleven O great. Yeah, another place in Brazil and
then can Coon, Yeah, number thirteen.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Really that's dangerous cities, but that's where all my white
friends go on vacation, and that's what happens. Santana, Brazil
number fourteen. If it's named after a classic rock singer,
I wouldn't go there.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
No, no, And finally, what do we get to America?
Saint Louis in the United States is number fifteen on
the list, So we got six cities in Mexico it
looks like three and uh Venezuela, four in Brazil, one
South Africa and one US of A in the top
(08:01):
fifteen US. Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well, you know what I think next season, if we
try hard, we really let the liberals empty out the
jails and open up the borders, we could finally make
it to the top ten, maybe even number one.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh well, those are dreams though.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
By Country Music in Canada is so much different than it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Is that what that is? Still better? Yeah? You like
to listen to you mean indie rock and dubstep and
electronic stuff? Is that what that is? Yeah? You know no,
it's like a bunch of people rattling pops and pans
around on the kitchen floor, don't it. I mean it? Actually?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, why do you think we could do that? That'd
be cool? Man?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, I bet that would bang, that would slap if
we could make that happen, my man. That oh yeah,
check that out. Now that's what music's supposed to sound
like Bill. Is that right? Yeah, Now we should have a.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Person talk like they're high on helium real fast.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So there we go, lee in here. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Actually, I guess it's not a new idea, a new idea,
all of it. All right, So Christy Nome's in trouble.
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Christi Nome had her purse
stolen from a downtown Washington d C. Restaurant late Sunday night.
It happened while she was being protected by the Secret Service.
Interestingly enough, she was being protected. Was she sounds like
(09:30):
it had thousands of dollars in it and it also
had her ID card from the.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, she said she had about three thousand dollars in
cash and her purse because it was a family weekend.
It was an Easter weekend, and she was out buying
gifts for some of the children and grandchildren and taking
them out to dinner for a big Easter event, so
she had plenty of money on hand for such things. Oh, yeah,
that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You always carry around thousands of dollars in cash. Don
it sound a little bit like that was bride money
or maybe is for coke or something I don't know
that would explain how she's so skinny.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Some people's older people, and she is of an older generation. Yeah,
she's not a kid. They'd like to have cash. People
do carry cash on them, but young people hardly ever
have any money. Dude, she's in her mid fifties. She
looks good. She's a grandma. She's granny.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'd like to marry a woman that looks like that
in her fifties. Outstanding anyway, So apparently she had something
she wants to say about it.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I'm Christinolman, the United States Secretary of Homeland Security.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We will find you, and we will deport you.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
You will never return.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, she's what if he's from here? She don't care.
You gotta go, aren't we past that?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They said they were going to send homeland gangsters down
to Al Salvador. We're gonna take some of the American
criminals and send them down there. I think that's perfect
for Leo.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm good with that. I'm okay with it. I'm more
than okay with that. Man. So what they would be doing,
and instead of trying to fight this is jump on
board and start publicizing a lot of pictures and videos
and stuff from the prisons down there where the gang
members are all hanging out. Let you know, if you
don't stop this nonsense that you've been up to, you're
gonna go down there with them. M mmmmm. So they're
(11:12):
send that to Van Halen guy, the senator. They should
have kept him down there. Oh you want to visit
with the prisoner, Well, all right, we'll open up his self.
You can go right on end.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You know what I was thinking about, wouldn't it be
great if there was some legal loophole or something that
said that actually, by going down there and doing that,
he was participating in human trafficking.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, I was wondering the same thing. And he is
an illegal in their country.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Look, I don't like law fair, but if we could
do it to them just a little bit to show
them what it's like, yep, just a little bit like Hey,
remember when you rifled through Malania's underwear drawer.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Remember when all that stuff about you know, Hunter Biden
was all just a bunch of Russian malarkey.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Well that pisses me off too, Yeah, try that just
a time for Earthdays. Some moron drove through downtown Los
Angeles with it chainsaw cutting down a bunch of trees
for no reason.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, that's just so aggravating to me. Those trees take
so long to grow, and they're just so beautiful and necessary.
They lined the street.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
People on social media think it was some sort of
anti Earth Day protest, but that doesn't make any sense.
The guy that created Earth Day actually used a saw
to chop up his girlfriend, right, notre here's a resident
talking about the destruction.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
This is an active destruction.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Started getting pictures from many different people in the influencer
space Downtown space saying did you see what they did
last night?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And I realized this was a little more malicious than
you know at the city chopping trees down? Yeah, how
about that? That's really something guys, it's not mine? What
is it? That's not me?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Sorry about that. I didn't know it was. I found
the button on it that mutes it. You know, I
can show you around on your phone if you want
me to. Well, the difference between you and me is
no one calls me.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Uh, partly because I'm not real popular at people in
real life, but also it's generational. If someone wanted to
get a hold of me, they wouldn't call me. The
person that's calling me right now is a junk thing.
So you said no one calls you, but you get
calls obviously, so you just made that up. No, No,
that's a Chinese robot that's calling me. Somebody's calling you
a robot from China. Yeah, you're a robot from China.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You might want to see what a wols though, Maybe
want to give you money? Do you want to answer
it on? Well, didn't know how you made? Your friends
said from from uh Nigeria. Yeah, that's right. I love
my Nigerian friends because they gave you money. Sure.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, all I had to do is transfer them a
few thousand dollars as sweet deal, and then later this
year they're gonna send me a million bucks in exchange.
I mean, I've already got big plans for that money. Dude,
I'm gonna do something late that I'm gonna be somebody
you know.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
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Speaker 2 (14:05):
I don't know the difference between flip flops and slides,
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Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, I don't think anyone knows. In fact, that's kind
of a litmus test. If one of your friends knows
the difference between flip flops and slides, you shouldn't be
friends with that person anymore. Yeah, that's good playing. Yeah, thanks,
Billy dam. It's nice to see you get behind me
for once.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
You know, Tom says the logic of these Democrat judges
who give that Democrat vandal, you know, the guy that
damaged all them teslas, that he just he gets to
go home now, No, nothing wrong with him. He'd get
what they call the dim pass. So I wonder if
I went to his house and did twenty thousand dollars
worth of damage to his car or his house, if
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i'd get a pass too. And what if somebody went
over to that judge's house and did twenty thousand dollars
worth of damage to his private property. Would he also
give that person a pass and just let them walk away?
You know that's supposed to be everybody's treated equally under
the law. But I bet you that judge would put
(15:07):
me in jail if I blew up his car.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I would imagine the judge would put you in jail
if you blew up his car.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, probably put you in jail if you just showed
up at his.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Door, unless you said you were doing it for climate change,
to celebrate Earth Day, And then how could he do that?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
You know you'd be right there with his whole narrative
with that kind of speak. One need you behind me,
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Oh, I do something's wrong with something's wrong with our judges.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You heard you know I could judge a wise man
by the color of his skin.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You can do that, but you're a better man than I.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, that's the lyrics of the song. If you could,
I can't. No, no, no, okay, So I'm sorry. What'd
you say we're about to do? I didn't say no, no,
But something about judges. What's this about judges?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh, the judges are out there trying to get in
front of the presidents. Every time the president does something,
the judges go, no, you can't do that. Yeah, from
from Maine to California, all these little federal judges. The
Supreme Court needs to rise up, slap these damn judges
down and tell them you ain't judged for the whole country.
You a federal judge for one little region or district
(00:46):
or whatever. They get it. You don't get to say so,
so shut up, slap it up, flip it up, rub
it down, flip it, rub it down. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I always get that wrong. I can't do it like you,
I try to say, and it doesn't sound cool. This
was She's I sat in the sum in front of
some brothers at the mall the other day, and they
just they just laughed at me, and then they started
throwing their shoes at me.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It really hurt. Look at this bump I got right here.
I see that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I know it's a welt. It's looked awful all the year.
I know it really hurts. Hey, I noticed something here.
The Easter bunny that Joe Biden had snow white. Do
you remember it was white as as David. It was
white as a David Duke cocktail party. And then over
here Donald Trump's Easter bunny yesterday day.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The Easter bunny is the color of a of a deer.
It looks more like the color like fold.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It looks like an ethnic, a multi ethnicity bunny, almost
as though its mom was Asian. And it's black. Yeah, yeah,
yea bunny. We've been told over and over again Trump's
a racist.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But Joe Biden's over here with the whitest white right exactly?
Why and Trump get any credit? Do you remember the
bunny with Joe Biden?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Remember you remember when the when the bunny took Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Now that he's not gonna take he's not taking Trump
out yep. Anyway, anyway, he's walking the grounds with a
Milania and a light brown and Easter Bundy and does
Malania age. I know it's weird to say this look
like it does it?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It isn't news, but it's still, you know, because we
had four years and then now we have her again.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
He's not a surprise, she's hot.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
How weird is it that The First Lady is a
smoke show? The First Lady is a ten.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And of course all the publications, magazines and whatnot, fashion
experts they can't see it. They just ignore it. And
they did, you know, way back at the end too.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And then my other favorite thing today, we played this
at the beginning of the show, but some of you
may not have heard it. Elizabeth Warren is on a
podcast with some dude who identifies as a day them
or I don't know, and yet somehow I like this guy.
He seems like a cool guy to me.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Do you regret saying that President Biden had a mental acuity,
he had a sharpness to him? You said that up
until July of last year.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I said what I believed to be true.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And you think he was as sharp as you?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Huh? I love that he turned it on her like that. Now,
what is what? Does she say.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Which makes her look dumb, which makes her look like
a liar.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I said I had not seen decline, and I hadn't
at that point.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You did not see any decline from twenty twenty four
Joe Biden to twenty twenty one Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You did not see when I said that, You know
that the SNI is uh huh he look, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He was sharp. He was on his feet. I saw
him live event. I had meetings with him a couple
of times.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Senator on his feet is not praise. He can speak
in sentences, is not praise.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Fair enough, fair enough, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
She seems to go bro. That is humiliating.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's so true, and it's one of the funniest things.
That's like the funniest Elizabeth Warren moment ever. And we
went back in twenty nineteen when she was briefly running
for president, like we had a few that were kind
of funny, but nothing was funny like this. Oh, I mean,
that is just Elizabeth Warren. You might need to retire
after this. That is painfully bad, no kidding. She's out
(04:25):
there right now walking around still not having to pay
for the fact that she lied about being a Native American.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yep. They don't hold these people responsible for their actions,
and so they keep doing irresponsible crap.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Just terrible people, the worst people, and she's one of them,
isn't it weird? She's very wealthy, She's a very wealthy socialist.
And how did she get wealthy being a socialist? Being
a socialist pays really well.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
They look at Bernie. Yeah, which one of them has
got more money?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Remember when Bernie like told us Hillary was the worst
person on earth, she was going to ruin the world.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And then he endorsed her and he got a beach
house out of it, six hundred dollars bribe to stip
down and just to you know, take your consolation prize
and shut up.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And we're all supposed to pretend that's okay, No, that's fine. Sure, yeah,
you know. And now you're out performing at Coachella, Like,
come on.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You're performing? Oh yeah, what clap? Hearing?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
He got up there on stage for twenty minutes on
the main stage, good talk right before one of the headliners. Now,
I don't know how much you know about music festivals,
but I know a lot. Right before the headliner goes on.
That's when everybody takes their molly, their mushrooms. That's when
everybody takes their ketamine. That's when everybody takes their LSD,
their mescalin. That's when you snort the rest of your coke.
And then right then you're waiting for your fate. You're
(05:39):
waiting for Lana del Rey to come out, You're waiting
for Zed's Dead to perform. This is it, guys, Cage
the Elephant's gonna come out, and Bernie Sanders comes out
and talks for twenty minutes while you're drugs kicking. That
sounds like hell on Earth. That sounds like the worst
day I paid how much to be You know, these
people had to finance their tickets to go to Coachella.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Nobody could afford this.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
These people paid thousands of dollars to do drugs while
Bernie Sanders talked. That is the biggest scam you might
have read. Pilled everyone in that audience that day. Well,
let's hope, so God, I hope.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So somebody set us the list of this year's the
current list and it changes year to year. Of the
fifteen most dangerous cities in the world. You probably don't
live in one of the top fifteen most dangerous cities
in the world. I know, the Walna Johnson Show is
pretty big. We big time. We get out all over
(06:32):
to because of this Internet thing. That's true. But number
one Tijuana, Mexico, Mexico. Number two is Acapulco. Down the
roadways Mexico. You got Caracas, Venezuela, Victoria, Mexico. War Is Mexico.
Another Mexico, I don't know where that is, Guyana, Venezuela.
(06:57):
That's number seven. Brazil and Brazil. A couple other cities
in there. I've heard of eight. Yeah, Bolivar, Venezuela number ten.
Then we moved to South Africa, Cape Town, South Africa.
I've heard it's nice down there, especially if you're a
white farmer. Oh, it's not even in the top ten
of the most dangerous, so you should go there. It's
(07:18):
number eleven O great. Yeah, another place in Brazil and
then can Coon, Yeah, number thirteen.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Really that's dangerous cities, but that's where all my white
friends go on vacation, and that's what happens. Santana, Brazil
number fourteen. If it's named after a classic rock singer,
I wouldn't go there.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
No, no, And finally, what do we get to America?
Saint Louis in the United States is number fifteen on
the list, So we got six cities in Mexico it
looks like three and uh Venezuela, four in Brazil, one
South Africa and one US of A in the top
(08:01):
fifteen US. Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well, you know what I think next season, if we
try hard, we really let the liberals empty out the
jails and open up the borders, we could finally make
it to the top ten, maybe even number one.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh well, those are dreams though.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
By Country Music in Canada is so much different than it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Is that what that is? Still better? Yeah? You like
to listen to you mean indie rock and dubstep and
electronic stuff? Is that what that is? Yeah? You know no,
it's like a bunch of people rattling pops and pans
around on the kitchen floor, don't it. I mean it? Actually?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, why do you think we could do that? That'd
be cool? Man?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, I bet that would bang, that would slap if
we could make that happen, my man. That oh yeah,
check that out. Now that's what music's supposed to sound
like Bill. Is that right? Yeah, Now we should have a.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Person talk like they're high on helium real fast.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So there we go, lee in here. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Actually, I guess it's not a new idea, a new idea,
all of it. All right, So Christy Nome's in trouble.
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Christi Nome had her purse
stolen from a downtown Washington d C. Restaurant late Sunday night.
It happened while she was being protected by the Secret Service.
Interestingly enough, she was being protected. Was she sounds like
(09:30):
it had thousands of dollars in it and it also
had her ID card from the.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, she said she had about three thousand dollars in
cash and her purse because it was a family weekend.
It was an Easter weekend, and she was out buying
gifts for some of the children and grandchildren and taking
them out to dinner for a big Easter event, so
she had plenty of money on hand for such things. Oh, yeah,
that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You always carry around thousands of dollars in cash. Don
it sound a little bit like that was bride money
or maybe is for coke or something I don't know
that would explain how she's so skinny.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Some people's older people, and she is of an older generation. Yeah,
she's not a kid. They'd like to have cash. People
do carry cash on them, but young people hardly ever
have any money. Dude, she's in her mid fifties. She
looks good. She's a grandma. She's granny.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'd like to marry a woman that looks like that
in her fifties. Outstanding anyway, So apparently she had something
she wants to say about it.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I'm Christinolman, the United States Secretary of Homeland Security.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We will find you, and we will deport you.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
You will never return.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, she's what if he's from here? She don't care.
You gotta go, aren't we past that?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They said they were going to send homeland gangsters down
to Al Salvador. We're gonna take some of the American
criminals and send them down there. I think that's perfect
for Leo.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm good with that. I'm okay with it. I'm more
than okay with that. Man. So what they would be doing,
and instead of trying to fight this is jump on
board and start publicizing a lot of pictures and videos
and stuff from the prisons down there where the gang
members are all hanging out. Let you know, if you
don't stop this nonsense that you've been up to, you're
gonna go down there with them. M mmmmm. So they're
(11:12):
send that to Van Halen guy, the senator. They should
have kept him down there. Oh you want to visit
with the prisoner, Well, all right, we'll open up his self.
You can go right on end.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You know what I was thinking about, wouldn't it be
great if there was some legal loophole or something that
said that actually, by going down there and doing that,
he was participating in human trafficking.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, I was wondering the same thing. And he is
an illegal in their country.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Look, I don't like law fair, but if we could
do it to them just a little bit to show
them what it's like, yep, just a little bit like Hey,
remember when you rifled through Malania's underwear drawer.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Remember when all that stuff about you know, Hunter Biden
was all just a bunch of Russian malarkey.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Well that pisses me off too, Yeah, try that just
a time for Earthdays. Some moron drove through downtown Los
Angeles with it chainsaw cutting down a bunch of trees
for no reason.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, that's just so aggravating to me. Those trees take
so long to grow, and they're just so beautiful and necessary.
They lined the street.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
People on social media think it was some sort of
anti Earth Day protest, but that doesn't make any sense.
The guy that created Earth Day actually used a saw
to chop up his girlfriend, right, notre here's a resident
talking about the destruction.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
This is an active destruction.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Started getting pictures from many different people in the influencer
space Downtown space saying did you see what they did
last night?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And I realized this was a little more malicious than
you know at the city chopping trees down? Yeah, how
about that? That's really something guys, it's not mine? What
is it? That's not me?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Sorry about that. I didn't know it was. I found
the button on it that mutes it. You know, I
can show you around on your phone if you want
me to. Well, the difference between you and me is
no one calls me.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Uh, partly because I'm not real popular at people in
real life, but also it's generational. If someone wanted to
get a hold of me, they wouldn't call me. The
person that's calling me right now is a junk thing.
So you said no one calls you, but you get
calls obviously, so you just made that up. No, No,
that's a Chinese robot that's calling me. Somebody's calling you
a robot from China. Yeah, you're a robot from China.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You might want to see what a wols though, Maybe
want to give you money? Do you want to answer
it on? Well, didn't know how you made? Your friends
said from from uh Nigeria. Yeah, that's right. I love
my Nigerian friends because they gave you money. Sure.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, all I had to do is transfer them a
few thousand dollars as sweet deal, and then later this
year they're gonna send me a million bucks in exchange.
I mean, I've already got big plans for that money. Dude,
I'm gonna do something late that I'm gonna be somebody
you know.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, something to think about there. Hey, while we're off
the air today, I always like to remind people go
to I love WJ dot com. We add new merchandise
all the time. It is so awesome the stuff we
have there. You're gonna want that just in time for
beach season. Get the doge, beach towels, get you, Golf
of America, beach towels, A lot of great stuff, t shirts,
(13:59):
coffee mugs, hats, mousepads, marital wands, so many great things.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Flip flops, slides.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I don't know the difference between flip flops and slides,
but apparently we've got both.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, I don't think anyone knows. In fact, that's kind
of a litmus test. If one of your friends knows
the difference between flip flops and slides, you shouldn't be
friends with that person anymore. Yeah, that's good playing. Yeah, thanks,
Billy dam. It's nice to see you get behind me
for once.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
You know, Tom says the logic of these Democrat judges
who give that Democrat vandal, you know, the guy that
damaged all them teslas, that he just he gets to
go home now, No, nothing wrong with him. He'd get
what they call the dim pass. So I wonder if
I went to his house and did twenty thousand dollars
worth of damage to his car or his house, if
(14:45):
i'd get a pass too. And what if somebody went
over to that judge's house and did twenty thousand dollars
worth of damage to his private property. Would he also
give that person a pass and just let them walk away?
You know that's supposed to be everybody's treated equally under
the law. But I bet you that judge would put
(15:07):
me in jail if I blew up his car.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I would imagine the judge would put you in jail
if you blew up his car.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, probably put you in jail if you just showed
up at his.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Door, unless you said you were doing it for climate change,
to celebrate Earth Day, And then how could he do that?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
You know you'd be right there with his whole narrative
with that kind of speak. One need you behind me,
hold it up a sign. This is for Earth Day. Yeah, yeah,
that'll do. This is for john Man. Don't forget boys
and girls too, eat it every day. Hey again, you've
reached the end of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good
for you. That means you listened all the way to
(15:41):
the end. Does that mean we're going away now never
to be heard again?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow,
oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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