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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm Jack English and I paid for this ad to
tell you about a new and better holiday, April twenty third,
the Earth Day. In the past several years, the Bush
administration has cast a lot of good doubt on liberal
media myths like deforestation in global warming, and as a
true patriotic American, I blindly follow what my wise elected
(00:23):
leaders tell me. So on April twenty third, don't worry
about what the hippie of arms is saying, and do
what makes you feel good. Leave your lights on, drive
a hummer, pour oil on a duck. Remember, global warming
is just a theory, like evolution or the metric system.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Come on, it's a global so warm? Why was it
so cold this winter? In Malinion?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
The Earl's got a bit softies past few years. What
we need to do is slap it around a bit.
Make Earth our bitch. What's the worst thing that can happen?
We flood some cities and destroy the food chain where
the swim.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I eat rocks people.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
He's right, swim and eight rocks good for earthcakeur?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
What's a different take?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Twenty years ago, Kevin Nealn and a guy named John
English had an idea for a holiday, The day after
Earth Day was f the Earth Day. Yeah, and boy,
I gotta tell you, I don't know if they were
kidding or not, but I like the idea.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're enjoying it. Yeah, why don't we do that? It's
happening right now, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Guatemala National Chargers murdering a Maryland mom.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Boy, Maryland, Maryland. And they're gang members that just don't
seem to be getting along, and yet they gotta have them.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Somebody just found this tweet from twenty seventeen. It's Senator
Chris van Holland who just went down to El Salvador
to bring back an MS thirteen gang member alleged And
it's him back at twenty seventeen telling Trump we should
focus more on MS thirteen gang members.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So he wanted to bring them back all this time. No,
he wanted to arrest them into port um. The focus
was on their illegality and the other crimes they commit
once they committed the crime of being here illegally. Right, anyway,
the point is, ladies and gentlemen, there's a bunch of
lion hypocrites there is all they are. That's it.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, I mean it's so obvious, right, Like hang on
a minute in twenty seventeen, you told Trump we should
do more to deport and now, huh, come on, guys,
let's see here.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Van Hollen on Maryland illegal charge with murder. This just broke.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Courts of law are where we punish the guilty and
provide for the due process.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He says. There we go back to that due process
that every human being is guaranteed on the planet.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, but you know that that act what is it
called the Alien Act of eighteen twelve or whatever they
called it, Alien Enemies Act of the.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Long ass time ago. I forget what year it was exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Well, it turns out what that means is you don't
have due process if you're a if you're an enemy
of the state. It's a law from seventeen ninety eight.
That was it, June twenty fifth, seventeen ninety eight. The
Alien Enemy of the Acts law basically implied or approved
that if you're like a terrorist or trying to invade
the country, you don't get due process. We can kick
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you right in the nutsack and throw you out. You
can't do squad about it, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Due process is a constitutional right, and I don't think
it used to apply to non citizens. It better not.
Well it does now because the Senator just said, so
we need more due process for the illegals. These guys
are ruining. That's completely opposite of what it's supposed to
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be for.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
These guys are ruining Way Back Wednesday, and they're ruining
back administrative professionals day.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
They ruined it for me.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Here's a clip, a couple of clips from back in
the nineteen seventies, some informational films we found about women
working as secretaries for Way Back Wednesday, Ladies and Joentry.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
A clerical field is particularly important to women.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Women hold seventy percent of the job. Take a good
look at your career choice. That's what Patty McGrath did
after four years of college as secretary. You need to
be the best you can be. So Patty worked harder
and now she types one hundred ten words for me.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Smart Janet keeps her hands in condition for typing with
finger gymnastics.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Nice me too. I did some last night all day
if she has to, well, that's right, I like Janet.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Jenny, you want to do some finger gymnastics, Why don't
you come over later.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'll show you play the upboard. About the dictation that
was always fun.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I know I love that party. You know, Janet's probably
not as pretty as she used to be, but I'd
still invite her over.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Sure? I want to help her out so hard work
and administrative assistant. She deserves our assistant, ladies and gentlemen,
and to assist the assistant.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Do we want to do Florida? Man?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Is it too late in the show here? How do
we feel? What's our thoughts on Florida?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Man? You think the people that tune in at this
time of day don't deserve entertainment? No, they do.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
You're we'll find then. All right, let's let's get busy.
It's a very important Florida man report. It's brought to
you by this very important sponsor.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The sponsor would be the Silver Slipper Casino, by the way,
which we highly encourage you to try if you've never been.
If you've been, you know how Florid it is, and
you're probably planning to go back as soon as you can.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Anyway, Why go to Florida when you can go to
Bay Saint Louis, Missouri and the Mississippi Mississippi?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Sorry, a man in Florida has been arrested. You got it. Now,
that's not surprising.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
That's not news. No, it's Florida. You expect that to happen.
The reason he got arrested is because of something he did.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, that's not news to an eleven year old girl.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Oh dear, misirable ladies and gentlemen. Apparently he attacked this
young woman. It wasn't sexual or anything like that at
least time. As far as the eleven year old, he
accused her of throwing eggs at his apartment. Marius Muttu.
Marius claims he was trying to take pictures of the
girl to show the apartment manager, and that was when
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he got arrested. Uh huh yeah, here's audio from the attack.
Go ahead, wow.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That that doesn't help me at all. I mean, it
does sound like a melee, But I who was throwing
the eggs and who was making them stop or trying?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, so it turns out it wasn't the eleven year
old girl. He was just wrong about that. He's been arrested,
but he roughed her up anyway. Yeah, this happened in
Tampa over there. You know how they are, you know
the table. So police came out to Alison Park Place
on Saturday around noon because this guy was assaulting a child.
And anyway, it's awful, it's terrible, it's disgusting. Afterwards, he
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was quoted as saying, my bad. Oh, well, well then
everything's okay now man?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Not.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, not. Due process keeps coming up a lot. And
we did get a nice email from Russ about that
sort of thing. And Russ is one of those that
likes to just cut through all the bs in the
nonsense and get right to the point. Oh he's think
he's a big deal. Huh, Russ says, did January sixth
defendants get due process? No, then why are we making
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such a fuss over a illegal immigrant? No, they did
not get due process. They did not know.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Donald Trump didn't get due process. Steve Bannon didn't get
due process. I mean, Roger Stone didn't get too.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
These people are auctions, locked up without legal representation, without
actual charges filed, kept there, and just no due process.
Those were citizens.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
In this whole argument, it's like, well, that's what's constitutional.
Not during the pandemic, No, not during the BLM, A
love of summer race riots all over the country.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
He didn't care about due process. In You didn't give a.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Crap about my right to have my property and defend myself.
We arrested people. Remember when we arrested that married couple
in Saint Louis because they pulled guns on the rioters
for going into their yard.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And they were on their property. The rioters were encroaching,
and they stood there to defend their property and they
didn't hurt anybody.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
No, no, I gotta tell you, guys, we're done with
due process in the constitution.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I wipe my ass with it. There you go. That's over, guys. Sorry, sorry,
parties over. Y'all ruined it for us. Put the word out,
Phoenix says. So it's the options. Option A is to
stay with your wife for the rest of your life.
Option B B B B. I choose B. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network. This RFK junk food, Lord, good lord,
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pity on me.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You think he was talking about porn. But it's junk food, guys.
That's RFK Junior in nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, he's changed a little over the years, especially his voice.
He called that disease where he can't talk right. He
can talk, just don't like listening to it. No, don't
talk good well.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Today the FDA is going to ban synthetic food dies.
It's gonna happen by the end of next year. These
RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Said it today. It takes some a year and a
half to get around to doing it.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I think part of it's the supply chain, because think
about how that would affect the economy. That would be
like telling all the people out there with convenience stores
and stuff, you have to take all your merchandise and
throw it out and you have to buy new merchandise.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think that's probably gonna buy new merchandise as soon
as somebody buys what they have now the new stuff
could could be the new stuff they could. You give
him a week or two, not eighteen months.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Okay, I hate to be the bearer of bad news here,
but I oh, you don't hate it at all. I
get the impression some of the stuff you find in
these bodegas that has a thick layer of dust on
top of it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's not moving as quick as you'd like.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
No, it sits there for that's why they're selling drugs
out the back door. Some of these problem these payday
bars aren't giving them the payday they hoped for.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If it ain't the reason they got a store, if
you know what I mean anyway, RFK Junior says.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
These poisonous cow palje offered no nutritional benefit. Okay, so
today he's going to make a big proclamation if you will.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oo, those are fun.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Proud cheetos, flaming hot Cheetos. Come on, can't there just
be a couple of things we say are sacred.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Leave them alone, just put a warning on them, like cigarettes,
This contains you know, artificial blobboty Bloh. Okay, well actually,
and there you go. Wouldn't that make sense?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Wouldn't that make more sense than just telling people you
can't buy it anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
If you want your particular style of junk food to
be tastier, then you take you run the risk of
ingesting those carcinogens.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Perhaps I am willing to admit, I am willing to
admit that this food is unhealthy. But when I am
not willing to admit it, that's that it's the government's
decision for me.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
To do something unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'm not some I'm not going to blindly follow and
support everything the Trump administration does.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
But you're not a patriot. You don't love America. If
you love America, you blindly follow the recommendation of the
politicians in charge. That's how you prove you're a patriot.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Billy et, are you okay? That doesn't sound like something
you would say, I was reading that awful of a
new story. Oh okay, that would make more sense. That's
what they'd like you to do. No, I agree with
their point. I don't know big picture stuff here. Yes,
it's probably for the best, but when you get into
principalities and ideology, I still believe I should have the
right to eat petroleum and put it any more. I
want microplastics in my testicles, but I have the right
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to know that it's in there, and I make that choice.
Do you guys know who Greg Kelly is?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I don't know ing.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Greg Kelly is the Newsmax primetime host.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
He's on Newsmax every night. I don't look at it.
I got no disrespect to him.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
But this is a great lesson and why you should
never take anything on the internet at face value.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Never do.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
He's in the news today for one of the worst
tweets in the history of tweeting. Oh boy, and hang on,
I have a SoundBite here, but I hope there's no
language in this. Hey haven't look alive. I haven't played
this sound bite yet.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
President Trump after he got shot in Butler, Pennsylvania. I've
seen this video a thousand times, but I never noticed
what I'm about to show you. So here he is.
He's one more fist bump before he gets in the vehicle.
Now there's this individual over hereform. I don't know if
he's Secret Service, State police. He's got a weapon with him,
a rifle. Watch what happens.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
He's playing a clip here. Okay, well it happened. There's
a guy with a rifle. There's a security agent with
a rifle. He points the gun at Now. I gotta say,
he's pointing the gun at Trump, right, and it's a
Secret Service agent. This guy's the primetime TV news host
on Newsmax, basically telling his viewers what if Trump was
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shot by a Secret Service agent? Slow yer, Old, Greg,
you're freaking out over a camera angle in the videos
as he was getting into the car, Remember it's a
two dimensional video. In the video, he's pointing the gun
in the direction of Trump, but in real life, he's
pointing the gun behind the car. So yesterday the primetime
news host on Newsmax did a feature about how it
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was possible the president was actually shot by a secret
Service agent, but in reality, the secret Service agent didn't
even have his rifle pointed at Trump.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Silliness.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, it's silly. It's ridiculous. You know, that's the thing
about a two dimensional screen. There's more.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know. It's just a ridiculous it's not rocket science. Well,
I don't know who he was. Now do you know
who Charlie Kirk is the head of tp us A.
He's the guy he f TP. Tp U s a
trans point us. I forget what it's called turning turning point,
turning point, toilet paper. No, it stands for in turning palm.
He used to call TP. You know that's not what
it is. No, all right, Well, what does he do?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
He runs a student nationally syndicated talk radio show host.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
What does he do when he's on stage live in
front of thousands of people in an auditorium or arena.
He speaks to young college kids. It gives He doesn't
juggle or tell jokes or do impressions or nothing like that.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
I think he thinks he's probably funny. I think Charlie
Kirk's okay, I think he has a good point.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I'm just curious what he's doing because he went to
College station and had himself a full house, incredible energy
tonight it takes his A and M for something called
the American Comeback Tour. I just wondered, you know what
he did he The people that see this that ain't
from around here, they don't know what these kids in
the stands are doing. When there's you know, going back
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and forth like that. Okay, yeah, they do that. They're
rocking left and right in the stands. Do you know
what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's a it's an aggie thing from football games, right,
But what are they doing when they're all rocking, like
sawing back and forth? They gave you a thir thirteenth
man or something a hint when I said they were
sawing back and forth, they're sawing?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What are they sawing?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Would they're oh, the longhorns, that's what you saw them off?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, okay, and that's what they do. They go back
and forth like this. So people see that and they're like,
why are they It looks like they're trying to dodge
getting shot. They're in a car. They're all trying to
keep from getting shot like this, moving back and forth.
I know every.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
College has their little thing that they do. And if
you're in the ICC or you're into you know, the
fraternity culture, you learn this stuff. Nobody has more stuff
than the Is there any college in America? They burn
effigies and they have secret societies and good lord, Aggies,
calm down. I don't want to alienate a large portion
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of our of our listener base would but I just
I just think the Aggies have gone too far with.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Their with their tradition, lost yourself. You Aggies need to
reel back some of these traditions. They may require me
to stab you in the heart. It'll be self defense.
You can trust me on that well, as you know,
as a critic of the Aggies, I have no heart.
That's true. Yeah, that's how it works, right. Do they
actually practice their cheers before the game? What? What?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
That wasn't me? That was someone in the back of
the room. I'm just saying, if any of these Texas
A and M guys want to meet me in the
parking lot after the show, my name is mister Oh.
I drive a Cadillac lowrider. No, and I'm an African
American man. I'll see you in the parking lot. Yeah,
that's not acceptable. That's how white you'll do, you know?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah right, John, don't forgetting boys and girls too every day.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
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