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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Somehow we're all mad at Curtis leewah, what don't don't
count me in that group.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm not I'm not mad at him at all.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The New York Post headline today berat go away.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, now that is funny. You got him then. Oh,
they're very good at headlines. And that's just not how
the American elect electoral system works. He was like, you
shouldn't be in the race. That's that's not how it works.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So we can get Cuomo, that's what you're We don't
want full blown socialism. We just want a little bit
of socialism with the guy that made the pandemic vastly worse.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, he only likes seventy five percent socialism as opposed
to Mandami dude on a hundred percent. Yeah, that's what
you need.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We don't want full blown Islamo fascist Marxism. We just
want Andrew Cuomo to give us a little socialism while
he pinches your granddaughter's But yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's all. It's gonna be a fun two. We are
two weeks away from election day coming, you know, first
Tuesday of November, so two weeks away from today. But
in the meantime we're celebrating de Vali, the Hindu Festival
of Lights. We got that going on for us. Oh, yeah,
we're all about it. You got that great peace deal
going on over there in the Middle East. Everything's so
(01:11):
calm and peaceful. It's all about the love now. Yeah.
And we don't have any Kings here in America thanks
to the No King protest that is keeping them away. Oh,
they did great on that. Yeah, we woke up to
a whole new world yesterday morning after the No Kings
showed the Kings away. So we have the Oh and
Bible sales are up thirty six percent this past September
(01:34):
versus September of twenty twenty four. They call it the
Kirk Effect. Yeah, I know, Kirk.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I know there are people out there that have all
these weird, firefetched conspiracy theories about who killed Charlie Kirk
and how it wasn't really a trans guy that was
into furry porn. It was Israel or people from Turning
Point USA. And I don't want to make something clear,
even if this upsets you, we on this radio show,
don't indulge our in these insane fantasies that help prove
(02:02):
your political biases.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
We probably should.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I know a lot of people want Erica Kirk to
be the killer, don't I don't understand why they want that,
but there are a lot, and there's also people they
wanted to be, Benjamin Nett and Yahoo.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I also find that to be kind of crazy. Have
you seen the video of Erica Kirk's eyes when she
when she blinks her eyes, sometimes the lids just go
closed up and down like that, and sometimes they go
side to side like that. Have you seen it? Eyes
go side like you know?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
There's a video on the internet claiming she has reptile
eyed Billy. Yet I don't think that's true. I'm pretty
sure it's true. I don't believe that conspiracy theory. But
imagine if you told the suspect, whatever his name is,
I'm not going to say it on the air, he
doesn't deserve to be working.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The guy on the.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Roof, imagine telling him, a guy who hates Christians and Conservatives,
that Bible sales are up almost forty percent.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You yeah, thanks to you.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because of you, the Democrats are probably going to lose
the midterms.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Also, Japan just has had an electure and they have
their first female prime minister. The big step for that country,
and congratulations, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Several years ago Korea, South Korea did this and she
ended up being one of the most corrupt leaders in
the country's history.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And I'm not saying it's because she's a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Of course not but but she wasn't won, but she
wasn't wanting.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
And a lot of people emailing congratulations to Kenny. You
had a big weekend. Gunner as they call him occasionally,
some people call me Gunner strong arm. You could call
me that if you want. Let's go with Gunner. Yeah,
says right here, green beans and congratulations Gunner. Kenny, you
(03:42):
were great on Salsado's show.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh, I was on Newsmax yesterday with Chris Salsado and
Joe Paggs talking about the Senator.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That the pegs is bringing it from the from the diaphragm, however,
and you less so, Yeah, you're right. He's he's got
that deep, you know, gravelly voice.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Whenever I'm on TV, there's always someone that's like, Kenny,
you were great on TV. But don't do that weird
thing with your eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But yeah, but don't do that, uh yeah, don't say
stuff like and but other than that you were great.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Don't do what with my eyes? They're like your eyes
are too big? Oh yeah, I don't know how to
make them smaller? Should I get high before the interview
s quit?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like this? Do like this here? Say like, yeah, look
at you. It almost looks like you're focused on the question, right,
but it'll if you go too far, look like you're constipated.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Good point, Billy, watch that. Thanks for your expertise on this. Yeah,
because he's on TV all the time. Right, Well, if
you enjoy it was Newsmat'm.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Not on TV all the time on purpose. I don't
need no TV.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Thanks Billy ed Well, if you enjoy cable news, CNN's
new subscription service will launch at a price of six
ninety nine a month. Now, this is a very smart
business model, charging money for something people won't watch for free. Yeah,
that is brilliant. Well, I laugh all you want. It
just might work for him. They've been giving it away
for free. No one wants it. Yeah, maybe, Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Let's say, if you stick something out on the curb
and you put a sinos as free, it's sit there
probably all day. But if you put a sinos as
ten dollars, somebody will take that and run with it.
Of course you won't get ten dollars neither. Bro, It's
not the craziest idea. You just you put a price
tag on it. It's worth more. Yeah, that's the that's
the mindset of the American especially women.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Some people are suspicious about Joe Biden completing his chemo
therapy very quickly. They wait, didn't he just start? That's
what they said. And then he just ended. He just
rang the bell.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh you do? I rang my baby like that? Yeah,
ring my bell?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, no, mister owen in cancer words, when you finish
your chemo and your and your cancer free, they have
you ring a bell.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They play that song when you do it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I don't think. I don't know, do they Maybe they
think though, maybe you're right. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I've never been Maybe somebody should. Anyway, we had a
lot of cancer hospitals right down the street.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Anyway, a lot of people are suspicious about this. Joe
started chemo, he ended it very quickly. He's suddenly cancer free.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well wait, wait, I think we're all supposed to be
cancer free because back in the day he told us
that he was going to cure cancer.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well, that's what he says. What he said said, his
chemotherapy's done. He's cancer free, and some people think it's
odd it ended so fast, but relaxed. It's not like
his physicians have a history of lying to us about
his health.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, never ever.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, why would they. I don't know what you're all
suspicious about. He's always been absolutely transparent with you about everything.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
One hundred of the ninety nine zero point nine percent
of the time.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Mm.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, that's how that lie works.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Why was Jasmine Crockett at the No Kings rally in Houston?
Was there like a concert in town that she wanted
to see?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No King's Rally in Dallas wasn't good enough for her?
What's our problem? Apparently?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, she was in Houston over the weekend, hanging out
with the local libs.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Turred in charge.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm not sure if this is clean or not, she
says the little turn in charge.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm guessing she was probably gonna be in Houston anyway,
and she figured would have my drive or just pull
over to the I'll get out, take a couple of
pictures and hop back in and be gone.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Maybe she was on her way to Galveston to go
on a cruise. Oh, wouldn't that be fun? You know
how they like cruises, you know the congress people. Yes, yeah,
the little.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Turd in charge. He's freaking heavy on this country.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And every time.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Her problem doesn't matter if I'm in a small town
in big city. I'm gonna pause it here because you're
pretty sure she's about to say something horrible.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I do feel like she I don't know if she
swears or not in that video.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'd say ninety nine point nine percent possibility anything weird.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
We have to be careful about playing sound bites of
politicians because we don't know if they're going to say
something that could get us in trouble with the government
that they're in charge of exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
But they wouldn't be in trouble, would they know? They
wouldn't be in No, they'd be in no trouble at all.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
We'd get punished, We'd be charged two hundred thousand dollars
to part we're on a couple dozen affiliates. Multiply that
by two hundred thousand dollars. Yet the politician whose SoundBite
were playing, they'd not be punished at all for that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Sounds kind of like they made the rules up. Yeah,
it does, doesn't it. Ye, he got to board it dead.
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Waltman Johnson, is this.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Gonna work out? Pretty good? Turns out? Buddy? Emailed us?
He says, you know, emailed us at Walton Thompson dot com. Yeah,
I don't know if you heard. Is Boeing is back
in good graces with all their customers, including the people
that fly on the planes, people that buy the planes,
the airlines, all the stuff. Boeing get them a brand
(08:46):
new contract now for more seven thirty seven maxes because
it turns out wasn't their fault. Well, all the doors
and pieces and parts started flying off of them. Whose
fault was it? It was the Jews? How is it?
The Jews? The Jews were responsible for the doors and
parts falling off of the planes, mostly in mid flight.
And there you go back in business.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It is interesting how you can now blame the Jews
for everything. And I think it was the Jews that
ate too many of the shrimp at Red Lobster. Boy,
that's an interesting question.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Now people come in there and they go, well, you know,
all the shrimp you can eat, but you really should
you eat that much?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
And they did I'm real conflicted on this because on
one hand, I don't actually have anything against the Jews,
but on the other hand, I hate to take responsibility
for anything exactly. And I've noticed there's a healthy portion
of both the left and the right in America politically
who don't like the Jews.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And who doesn't love to blame their own, you know,
mistakes on someone else. Right.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know, if you want to blame the trans that
only works in front of conservatives, and if you want
to blame you know, Christians, that only works in front
of liberals. But if you want to blame the Jews,
I don't know why, but it seems to work with
both groups.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
That's something. Yeah, well now we know, so you know,
easy does it well?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
At least historically, blaming the Jews for everything Mondane didn't
end up with really horrible consequences, So.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's not like nothing bad's gonna happen to anybody.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Right, Sure, that's never happened before in the history ever,
in all of human history, more than once, multiple times,
once every hundred years or so. But I digressco Toronto
Blue Jays and the La Dodgers my two favorite teams.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Some people did suggest that we probably should be pulling
four the George Springers, partly because he used to play
in Houston, if you want to pull for him for that,
and also because the Blue Jays of Toronto Canada fame,
were the only team, according to this email, to congratulate
(10:53):
the Astros after they won the World Series three years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Two things I am never gonna do cheer for a
Canadian sports team or cheer for a Californian sports team.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, you can just ignore the World Series. You don't
have to watch this stuff just because it's the major. Well,
it's the you know, America's favorite pastah blah blah blah
World Series. Who cares. I got other things to do.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I would rather circumcise myself twice with a butter knife
than cheer for a Canadian sports team.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, absolutely, you see adamant that that you're not going
to do that. No, not going to do it. No, okay,
not gonna do it. Okay, but you know, you start
dating a girl and she fans of Canada sports teams,
you're probably gonna do it, you know what.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No, I don't think so, No, I don't think I
am No, I think I think I think I've noticed something.
A lot of women that I dated over the last
couple of years will tell me they like a sports team.
I think because they think, since I'm a guy, that
that's going to make me like them more. And as
you know, I'm you know, I'm a casual sports fan,
(12:02):
and near the end of the season important games, I'll
watch that. But I'm not gonna watch you know, LSU
play some high school college team you never heard of.
You know they could lose, well, well, right exactly, I
don't care about I'm not gonna watch every game. And
then as soon as they figure that out about me,
they're not a sports fan anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Really, hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm not saying all women are liars, but the kind
that you match with on a dating app that claim
to be die hard on the.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Sporting app, sure, it's very you lied to them too.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Another thing I've discovered is if you're trying to find
your spouse simply by finding the most attractive woman on
a dating app, you're gonna get stabbed.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Also, if your spouse is on a dating app, you
should probably divorce her. It's a great point. Yeah, you're
looking around for your spouse on a dating app, you
already suspicious. She's seeing somebody. Hmm, you see what I'm saying. Yeah.
By the way, you asked the question earlier, how do
I know seven million people? Uh, we're protesting or rallying
at the They don't know, they do. They have the receipts.
(13:06):
These people were paid. That's so many people they paid
to protest, seven million. That's how they know the number. Huh.
Paid protesters don't count in my world anyway. Here's my
problem with that.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
If I'd have known, I could have got money, and
just for walking around on a sunny day, you might
I went to the park on Saturday. I did six miles.
Can I jog while I'm doing it?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I you have to have a sign? What does the
sign have to say something about Trump? There was up
and up in Conrod, Texas. There was this guy wearing
a shirt with Trump on it. It said you missed bitch.
And then he was holding a sign that said to
port all the gay retards. Oh, that's hurtful, sign said hurtful.
He was in the news. It's a news story. I
didn't get him a sign. Can I get paid for
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holding that sign?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Ted Cruz just hopped on social media and said happy
d Wally from ted Cruz.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
He said, Wilio, I thought, but the V sound it's
kind a w in it, I know, but just it's
like half the half W sounds. What are they Russian?
Like that? Wally? That's what Russians do. I don't know
what they do. Russians. They're making the zas and the
backwards ours and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Russian women always say, my name is Kenny Wepster.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I know it's Webster that kiss. All the Russian women
that know your name, huh, well there's a few. Yeah,
I'm not sure i'd be proud of that, can you. Well,
they're beautiful Russian commies. What do they call commis? There's
a word for them.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I forget what it is, the Russian the women from
Eastern Europe.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, I forget what they're called.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's probably derogatory though, No, no, no, it's what they're
ethnic background.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It is a word.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I forget what I'll remember it as soon as we
go to break in forms, because that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
In the meantime, if y'all hadn't heard yet, yes, it
is true. They found a deer stand overlooking Trump's helicopter
landing spot in West Palm Beach. Not what I would
consider a big deer hunting country. Slavic but who put
the who put the Slavac? No, it's a regular deer stand.
It's not like imported or anything. No Russian women, there's Slavs.
(15:12):
I told you i'd remember. As soon as we moved
on to the next thing, they're like they're really dirty.
No Slavic.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Well they're that too, that would a bee And yeah, no,
not the same way anyway. The deer stand you were sick.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Anyway, Yeah, I don't think it. And it's not one
of them, you know, big wooden deer stands, like somebody
built it years ago and just left it there and
moved away and forgot it was there. No, some of
crows nest one of the little deer stands. You you
just you climb up the tree and you put it
on a limb and and it stays there. Yeah, it's
just a little well, like a little folding chair, basically
(15:45):
a little ladder. Right. Uh, yeah, I don't. I don't.
They're not. They're not done after not. They're not through
getting after Trump, are they.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I You know, I wish they'd stop trying to kill us.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We're posting memes on the internet where we drop poop
on their heads and then they shoot guns at us.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, that's not even close to fair.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And you know that No King's Rally is going to
drive a lot of Liberals out to the polls this week.
I pointed that out on social media. I said, whether
you like the No Kings rally or not, it's going
to get a lot of Democrats to vote in these elections.
And I posted that on x I noticed a handful
of people in the comments section go.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
What are elections?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh, yeah, well there are elections going on right now, Yes,
there are. They're happening in our city, they're happening in
our states.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Early voting depending on where you live, starting at different times.
But yeah, it's starting to your point earlier about putting
something on the curb for free, ed Edward wrote in
he said, living down in home had a washing machine
go out, so put it on the curb, put a
sign up free to a good home. Sat there for
several days, so change the sign to twenty five dollars.
(16:53):
It was gone the next morning. Wow, someone stole it.
Huh Yeah, And then they brought it back three days
later because they realized it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
They returned a stolen washing machine.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It really wasn't stolen. They put it out there to
be taken.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Man, are you listening to your own story? They said
it was twenty five bucks and then someone took it
and they brought it back. I feel like, right away,
just out of principle, you got to have the guy
arrested because you didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Have the washing machine anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Straight you know, he was dumb enough to take it
when it was twenty five bucks, and then he returned
it because.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
It was broken and no returned, no returned.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, never any returns. If you return this broken washing
machine that we tricked you into buying, you are getting arrested.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
My man, Well that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Mister Kenneth. If you purchased your Halloween candy yet you have.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I feel like you're about to make fun of me
for some reason, so I'm cautious to admit anything that
I do in my personal life now. No, I'm not
going to make funny. I also have most of my
Christmas shopping done already. Yeah, feel free attack me because
I get things done. Wait you already bought the Christmas presents,
not all of them, but most. Did you get anything
from me that's up? Yeah, I can't tell you now
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to stop being a good boy, all right?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, anyway, Halloween candy is on sale right now, and
this could be a rerun from August for all you know,
because it's been on sale for three months.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Have you noticed that? If the noticed that?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
But if you haven't picked it up yet, you can.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
And now. Thoughts from a woman shopping for Halloween candy. Hmmm,
what to choose?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
If I buy the good stuff, I'll eat it all
by Halloween. If I buy the cheap stuff, the rest
of the neighborhood will know me as the lady who
gave out dumb dumbs, and I'll never be able to
show my face at book club again. If only there
was something that's chocolate but not really, Oh dot toutsie rolls,
and I can use the leftovers to patch my tires.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
How many bags should I get?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Five sticks in my mind, but I can't remember if
that's Halloween candy or bottles of wine. I went through
to survive all those brats shoving plastic buckets in my
face and sneering she can cheap and marching off without
even a thank you. You know what, Screw them this year,
They're getting dumb dumbs.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
These have been thoughts from a woman shopping for Halloween
camis in which hunt.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Since day one, I've been fighting acquisitions after acquisition. So
did I divide the city? Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
No, the city was divided before I even stepped.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Foot into the office. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Somehow we're all mad at Curtis leewah, what don't don't
count me in that group.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm not I'm not mad at him at all.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The New York Post headline today berat go away.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, now that is funny. You got him then. Oh,
they're very good at headlines. And that's just not how
the American elect electoral system works. He was like, you
shouldn't be in the race. That's that's not how it works.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So we can get Cuomo, that's what you're We don't
want full blown socialism. We just want a little bit
of socialism with the guy that made the pandemic vastly worse.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, he only likes seventy five percent socialism as opposed
to Mandami dude on a hundred percent. Yeah, that's what
you need.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We don't want full blown Islamo fascist Marxism. We just
want Andrew Cuomo to give us a little socialism while
he pinches your granddaughter's But yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's all. It's gonna be a fun two. We are
two weeks away from election day coming, you know, first
Tuesday of November, so two weeks away from today. But
in the meantime we're celebrating de Vali, the Hindu Festival
of Lights. We got that going on for us. Oh, yeah,
we're all about it. You got that great peace deal
going on over there in the Middle East. Everything's so
(01:11):
calm and peaceful. It's all about the love now. Yeah.
And we don't have any Kings here in America thanks
to the No King protest that is keeping them away. Oh,
they did great on that. Yeah, we woke up to
a whole new world yesterday morning after the No Kings
showed the Kings away. So we have the Oh and
Bible sales are up thirty six percent this past September
(01:34):
versus September of twenty twenty four. They call it the
Kirk Effect. Yeah, I know, Kirk.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I know there are people out there that have all
these weird, firefetched conspiracy theories about who killed Charlie Kirk
and how it wasn't really a trans guy that was
into furry porn. It was Israel or people from Turning
Point USA. And I don't want to make something clear,
even if this upsets you, we on this radio show,
don't indulge our in these insane fantasies that help prove
(02:02):
your political biases.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
We probably should.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I know a lot of people want Erica Kirk to
be the killer, don't I don't understand why they want that,
but there are a lot, and there's also people they
wanted to be, Benjamin Nett and Yahoo.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I also find that to be kind of crazy. Have
you seen the video of Erica Kirk's eyes when she
when she blinks her eyes, sometimes the lids just go
closed up and down like that, and sometimes they go
side to side like that. Have you seen it? Eyes
go side like you know?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
There's a video on the internet claiming she has reptile
eyed Billy. Yet I don't think that's true. I'm pretty
sure it's true. I don't believe that conspiracy theory. But
imagine if you told the suspect, whatever his name is,
I'm not going to say it on the air, he
doesn't deserve to be working.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The guy on the.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Roof, imagine telling him, a guy who hates Christians and Conservatives,
that Bible sales are up almost forty percent.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You yeah, thanks to you.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because of you, the Democrats are probably going to lose
the midterms.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Also, Japan just has had an electure and they have
their first female prime minister. The big step for that country,
and congratulations, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Several years ago Korea, South Korea did this and she
ended up being one of the most corrupt leaders in
the country's history.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And I'm not saying it's because she's a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Of course not but but she wasn't won, but she
wasn't wanting.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
And a lot of people emailing congratulations to Kenny. You
had a big weekend. Gunner as they call him occasionally,
some people call me Gunner strong arm. You could call
me that if you want. Let's go with Gunner. Yeah,
says right here, green beans and congratulations Gunner. Kenny, you
(03:42):
were great on Salsado's show.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh, I was on Newsmax yesterday with Chris Salsado and
Joe Paggs talking about the Senator.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That the pegs is bringing it from the from the diaphragm, however,
and you less so, Yeah, you're right. He's he's got
that deep, you know, gravelly voice.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Whenever I'm on TV, there's always someone that's like, Kenny,
you were great on TV. But don't do that weird
thing with your eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But yeah, but don't do that, uh yeah, don't say
stuff like and but other than that you were great.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Don't do what with my eyes? They're like your eyes
are too big? Oh yeah, I don't know how to
make them smaller? Should I get high before the interview
s quit?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like this? Do like this here? Say like, yeah, look
at you. It almost looks like you're focused on the question, right,
but it'll if you go too far, look like you're constipated.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Good point, Billy, watch that. Thanks for your expertise on this. Yeah,
because he's on TV all the time. Right, Well, if
you enjoy it was Newsmat'm.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Not on TV all the time on purpose. I don't
need no TV.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Thanks Billy ed Well, if you enjoy cable news, CNN's
new subscription service will launch at a price of six
ninety nine a month. Now, this is a very smart
business model, charging money for something people won't watch for free. Yeah,
that is brilliant. Well, I laugh all you want. It
just might work for him. They've been giving it away
for free. No one wants it. Yeah, maybe, Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Let's say, if you stick something out on the curb
and you put a sinos as free, it's sit there
probably all day. But if you put a sinos as
ten dollars, somebody will take that and run with it.
Of course you won't get ten dollars neither. Bro, It's
not the craziest idea. You just you put a price
tag on it. It's worth more. Yeah, that's the that's
the mindset of the American especially women.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Some people are suspicious about Joe Biden completing his chemo
therapy very quickly. They wait, didn't he just start? That's
what they said. And then he just ended. He just
rang the bell.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh you do? I rang my baby like that? Yeah,
ring my bell?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, no, mister owen in cancer words, when you finish
your chemo and your and your cancer free, they have
you ring a bell.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They play that song when you do it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I don't think. I don't know, do they Maybe they
think though, maybe you're right. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I've never been Maybe somebody should. Anyway, we had a
lot of cancer hospitals right down the street.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Anyway, a lot of people are suspicious about this. Joe
started chemo, he ended it very quickly. He's suddenly cancer free.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well wait, wait, I think we're all supposed to be
cancer free because back in the day he told us
that he was going to cure cancer.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well, that's what he says. What he said said, his
chemotherapy's done. He's cancer free, and some people think it's
odd it ended so fast, but relaxed. It's not like
his physicians have a history of lying to us about
his health.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, never ever.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, why would they. I don't know what you're all
suspicious about. He's always been absolutely transparent with you about everything.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
One hundred of the ninety nine zero point nine percent
of the time.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Mm.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, that's how that lie works.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Why was Jasmine Crockett at the No Kings rally in Houston?
Was there like a concert in town that she wanted
to see?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
No King's Rally in Dallas wasn't good enough for her?
What's our problem? Apparently?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, she was in Houston over the weekend, hanging out
with the local libs.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Turred in charge.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm not sure if this is clean or not, she
says the little turn in charge.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm guessing she was probably gonna be in Houston anyway,
and she figured would have my drive or just pull
over to the I'll get out, take a couple of
pictures and hop back in and be gone.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Maybe she was on her way to Galveston to go
on a cruise. Oh, wouldn't that be fun? You know
how they like cruises, you know the congress people. Yes, yeah,
the little.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Turd in charge. He's freaking heavy on this country.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And every time.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Her problem doesn't matter if I'm in a small town
in big city. I'm gonna pause it here because you're
pretty sure she's about to say something horrible.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I do feel like she I don't know if she
swears or not in that video.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'd say ninety nine point nine percent possibility anything weird.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
We have to be careful about playing sound bites of
politicians because we don't know if they're going to say
something that could get us in trouble with the government
that they're in charge of exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
But they wouldn't be in trouble, would they know? They
wouldn't be in No, they'd be in no trouble at all.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
We'd get punished, We'd be charged two hundred thousand dollars
to part we're on a couple dozen affiliates. Multiply that
by two hundred thousand dollars. Yet the politician whose SoundBite
were playing, they'd not be punished at all for that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Sounds kind of like they made the rules up. Yeah,
it does, doesn't it. Ye, he got to board it dead.
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Waltman Johnson, is this.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Gonna work out? Pretty good? Turns out? Buddy? Emailed us?
He says, you know, emailed us at Walton Thompson dot com. Yeah,
I don't know if you heard. Is Boeing is back
in good graces with all their customers, including the people
that fly on the planes, people that buy the planes,
the airlines, all the stuff. Boeing get them a brand
(08:46):
new contract now for more seven thirty seven maxes because
it turns out wasn't their fault. Well, all the doors
and pieces and parts started flying off of them. Whose
fault was it? It was the Jews? How is it?
The Jews? The Jews were responsible for the doors and
parts falling off of the planes, mostly in mid flight.
And there you go back in business.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It is interesting how you can now blame the Jews
for everything. And I think it was the Jews that
ate too many of the shrimp at Red Lobster. Boy,
that's an interesting question.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Now people come in there and they go, well, you know,
all the shrimp you can eat, but you really should
you eat that much?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
And they did I'm real conflicted on this because on
one hand, I don't actually have anything against the Jews,
but on the other hand, I hate to take responsibility
for anything exactly. And I've noticed there's a healthy portion
of both the left and the right in America politically
who don't like the Jews.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And who doesn't love to blame their own, you know,
mistakes on someone else. Right.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know, if you want to blame the trans that
only works in front of conservatives, and if you want
to blame you know, Christians, that only works in front
of liberals. But if you want to blame the Jews,
I don't know why, but it seems to work with
both groups.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
That's something. Yeah, well now we know, so you know,
easy does it well?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
At least historically, blaming the Jews for everything Mondane didn't
end up with really horrible consequences, So.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's not like nothing bad's gonna happen to anybody.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Right, Sure, that's never happened before in the history ever,
in all of human history, more than once, multiple times,
once every hundred years or so. But I digressco Toronto
Blue Jays and the La Dodgers my two favorite teams.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Some people did suggest that we probably should be pulling
four the George Springers, partly because he used to play
in Houston, if you want to pull for him for that,
and also because the Blue Jays of Toronto Canada fame,
were the only team, according to this email, to congratulate
(10:53):
the Astros after they won the World Series three years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Two things I am never gonna do cheer for a
Canadian sports team or cheer for a Californian sports team.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, you can just ignore the World Series. You don't
have to watch this stuff just because it's the major. Well,
it's the you know, America's favorite pastah blah blah blah
World Series. Who cares. I got other things to do.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I would rather circumcise myself twice with a butter knife
than cheer for a Canadian sports team.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, absolutely, you see adamant that that you're not going
to do that. No, not going to do it. No, okay,
not gonna do it. Okay, but you know, you start
dating a girl and she fans of Canada sports teams,
you're probably gonna do it, you know what.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No, I don't think so, No, I don't think I
am No, I think I think I think I've noticed something.
A lot of women that I dated over the last
couple of years will tell me they like a sports team.
I think because they think, since I'm a guy, that
that's going to make me like them more. And as
you know, I'm you know, I'm a casual sports fan,
(12:02):
and near the end of the season important games, I'll
watch that. But I'm not gonna watch you know, LSU
play some high school college team you never heard of.
You know they could lose, well, well, right exactly, I
don't care about I'm not gonna watch every game. And
then as soon as they figure that out about me,
they're not a sports fan anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Really, hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm not saying all women are liars, but the kind
that you match with on a dating app that claim
to be die hard on the.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Sporting app, sure, it's very you lied to them too.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Another thing I've discovered is if you're trying to find
your spouse simply by finding the most attractive woman on
a dating app, you're gonna get stabbed.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Also, if your spouse is on a dating app, you
should probably divorce her. It's a great point. Yeah, you're
looking around for your spouse on a dating app, you
already suspicious. She's seeing somebody. Hmm, you see what I'm saying. Yeah.
By the way, you asked the question earlier, how do
I know seven million people? Uh, we're protesting or rallying
at the They don't know, they do. They have the receipts.
(13:06):
These people were paid. That's so many people they paid
to protest, seven million. That's how they know the number. Huh.
Paid protesters don't count in my world anyway. Here's my
problem with that.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
If I'd have known, I could have got money, and
just for walking around on a sunny day, you might
I went to the park on Saturday. I did six miles.
Can I jog while I'm doing it?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I you have to have a sign? What does the
sign have to say something about Trump? There was up
and up in Conrod, Texas. There was this guy wearing
a shirt with Trump on it. It said you missed bitch.
And then he was holding a sign that said to
port all the gay retards. Oh, that's hurtful, sign said hurtful.
He was in the news. It's a news story. I
didn't get him a sign. Can I get paid for
(13:49):
holding that sign?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Ted Cruz just hopped on social media and said happy
d Wally from ted Cruz.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
He said, Wilio, I thought, but the V sound it's
kind a w in it, I know, but just it's
like half the half W sounds. What are they Russian?
Like that? Wally? That's what Russians do. I don't know
what they do. Russians. They're making the zas and the
backwards ours and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Russian women always say, my name is Kenny Wepster.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I know it's Webster that kiss. All the Russian women
that know your name, huh, well there's a few. Yeah,
I'm not sure i'd be proud of that, can you. Well,
they're beautiful Russian commies. What do they call commis? There's
a word for them.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I forget what it is, the Russian the women from
Eastern Europe.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, I forget what they're called.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's probably derogatory though, No, no, no, it's what they're
ethnic background.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It is a word.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I forget what I'll remember it as soon as we
go to break in forms, because that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
In the meantime, if y'all hadn't heard yet, yes, it
is true. They found a deer stand overlooking Trump's helicopter
landing spot in West Palm Beach. Not what I would
consider a big deer hunting country. Slavic but who put
the who put the Slavac? No, it's a regular deer stand.
It's not like imported or anything. No Russian women, there's Slavs.
(15:12):
I told you i'd remember. As soon as we moved
on to the next thing, they're like they're really dirty.
No Slavic.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Well they're that too, that would a bee And yeah, no,
not the same way anyway. The deer stand you were sick.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Anyway, Yeah, I don't think it. And it's not one
of them, you know, big wooden deer stands, like somebody
built it years ago and just left it there and
moved away and forgot it was there. No, some of
crows nest one of the little deer stands. You you
just you climb up the tree and you put it
on a limb and and it stays there. Yeah, it's
just a little well, like a little folding chair, basically
(15:45):
a little ladder. Right. Uh, yeah, I don't. I don't.
They're not. They're not done after not. They're not through
getting after Trump, are they.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I You know, I wish they'd stop trying to kill us.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We're posting memes on the internet where we drop poop
on their heads and then they shoot guns at us.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, that's not even close to fair.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And you know that No King's Rally is going to
drive a lot of Liberals out to the polls this week.
I pointed that out on social media. I said, whether
you like the No Kings rally or not, it's going
to get a lot of Democrats to vote in these elections.
And I posted that on x I noticed a handful
of people in the comments section go.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
What are elections?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh, yeah, well there are elections going on right now, Yes,
there are. They're happening in our city, they're happening in
our states.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Early voting depending on where you live, starting at different times.
But yeah, it's starting to your point earlier about putting
something on the curb for free, ed Edward wrote in
he said, living down in home had a washing machine
go out, so put it on the curb, put a
sign up free to a good home. Sat there for
several days, so change the sign to twenty five dollars.
(16:53):
It was gone the next morning. Wow, someone stole it.
Huh Yeah, And then they brought it back three days
later because they realized it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
They returned a stolen washing machine.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It really wasn't stolen. They put it out there to
be taken.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Man, are you listening to your own story? They said
it was twenty five bucks and then someone took it
and they brought it back. I feel like, right away,
just out of principle, you got to have the guy
arrested because you didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Have the washing machine anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Straight you know, he was dumb enough to take it
when it was twenty five bucks, and then he returned
it because.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
It was broken and no returned, no returned.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, never any returns. If you return this broken washing
machine that we tricked you into buying, you are getting arrested.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
My man, Well that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Mister Kenneth. If you purchased your Halloween candy yet you have.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I feel like you're about to make fun of me
for some reason, so I'm cautious to admit anything that
I do in my personal life now. No, I'm not
going to make funny. I also have most of my
Christmas shopping done already. Yeah, feel free attack me because
I get things done. Wait you already bought the Christmas presents,
not all of them, but most. Did you get anything
from me that's up? Yeah, I can't tell you now
(18:07):
to stop being a good boy, all right?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, anyway, Halloween candy is on sale right now, and
this could be a rerun from August for all you know,
because it's been on sale for three months.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Have you noticed that? If the noticed that?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
But if you haven't picked it up yet, you can.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
And now. Thoughts from a woman shopping for Halloween candy. Hmmm,
what to choose?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
If I buy the good stuff, I'll eat it all
by Halloween. If I buy the cheap stuff, the rest
of the neighborhood will know me as the lady who
gave out dumb dumbs, and I'll never be able to
show my face at book club again. If only there
was something that's chocolate but not really, Oh dot toutsie rolls,
and I can use the leftovers to patch my tires.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
How many bags should I get?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Five sticks in my mind, but I can't remember if
that's Halloween candy or bottles of wine. I went through
to survive all those brats shoving plastic buckets in my
face and sneering she can cheap and marching off without
even a thank you. You know what, Screw them this year,
They're getting dumb dumbs.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
These have been thoughts from a woman shopping for Halloween
camis in which hunt.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Since day one, I've been fighting acquisitions after acquisition. So
did I divide the city? Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
No, the city was divided before I even stepped.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
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