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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Joining this cult.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, we've had a lot of people write in at
then emails at Walton Johnson dot com, some questions, some statements,
just letting you know.
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You know, we have a thing we do. Sometimes We've
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Speaker 2 (00:57):
This Malcolm Tanner guy. That's the guy's name that's doing
all the free houses, doctor Malcolm to excuse me, Philippy mail.
He said, the guy is the Lisa, the Liam Nisan
of home building. Okay, he has a particular set of
skills that make him a nightmare for regular home builders
out there.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, people were asking him, how are you able to
provide everybody with free houses? You don't have any money
or resources or contractors, you don't have a construction team,
you don't have any supplies or and then he just said,
I have a formula.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah. It's not a formula for kool aid, is it? Yeah?
I hope not. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I didn't quite understand that either. But anyway, when it
makes for sure, don't question him.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He knows it, sounded Greg who wrote in like maybe
he went to the Kamala Harris School of Media.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Excellent.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, the thing that I'm doing is a thing that
has never been done before, and I'm the one doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Sure, well, who wouldn't follow that? Yes, that's just good
advice right there? Yeah, rock solid.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, absolutely, we have been informed that this was tried
in Oregon or Washington state. Lisa wasn't sure the purp
was arrested, same game, fill the voter rolls with their
cultists so they can take over the community. No idea
is really a new idea. It's just a new person
(02:18):
putting a spin on it. That's all I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I am very curious, that's all I know. But I
think it's right for you.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Honestly, I think you've been searching for something just like this, Kenny,
that might fill that hole, that void that you need
filled so bad.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I feel like I'd be gun in a cult.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'd be fun, you know, I making peeb and Jay sandwiches,
always cracking a joke, and I just here's the thing, though,
I worry like psychedelics would be part of it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I don't like. I don't think i'd like doing drugs
with a big group of people like that much.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Not that many. Like forty or fifty people over there.
That's a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Have you ever been to a party with forty or
fifty People's kind of overwhelming. It's the kind of party
where when you want to leave, you do an Irish
exit because you don't want to be rude.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know, you don't want anybody talking about how you're leaving.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Irish exit, meaning you set a bomb to go off
after you leave.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm not sure why it's called in Irish.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Exits the Northern Irish exit. Is it completely different?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, it's when you just leave without saying goodbye. By
the way, is that racist calling it that? What are
the roles there?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I don't know. Anyways, it's good to know that if
you move out there to the desert.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I believe doctor Tanner has mentioned that you will be
unburdened by what once was.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Do I have to share a bed with him? How
does that work? Not? Every night? I think? I think
y'all get to rotate.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
If you're just waking up and you missed the earlier
part of the show. There's a cult in West Texas
for black people. It's mostly black people, and they don't
they don't explain how, but they're going to give you
a free house.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And it sounds like this guy's the Messiah or something.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
To ask a lot of questions. You know, somebody who
wants to give you something for free. I'm sure there's
no catch involved. Just take it, you know, there never is.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, as Milton Freeman always said, there is such thing
as a free lunch all the time, all the time, right, Now.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We did get some other emails about other topics, such
as Jay wrote in how is it that the Democrats
shut down the government when the Republicans are currently in
control of both chambers of Congress and the presidency? Itself
serious question because I don't know happy to answer. Filibuster
is the short answer. They need sixty votes to get
(04:18):
around a filibuster. They don't have sixty votes, right, they
have like fifty five or something. Having a majority like
at fifty one fifty two not enough, right? Yeah, they
have formulas involved for these votes, and it's not just
a uh, it's a tie. We'll just go ahead and
break the tie for the Republicans. Doesn't work that way.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, I think you got to have more than sixty
votes to break a filibuster. Otherwise the Democrats can just talk.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And the Democrats were the ones against filibuster and right
up until Trump won again.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Every time they're in charge, they talk about how they
want to get rid of the filibuster. They don't no,
and then something like this happens and they're the ones
to use the filibuster to their own advantage.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's just amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The hypocrisy that you know, maybe they're two dumb to
see what's going to happen in a couple of years.
That pendulum always swings in the other direction after it
goes one way for long enough.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's what I was thinking of earlier. Back and forth,
the pendulum thing, not the yo yo g's up and down. Okay,
there's people Democrats and Republicans both hate.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
When I tell them this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
They're like, oh, yeah, we'll never lose another election again.
Yeah you will. In two to four years, you will,
You'll lose. And they're like, ah, the other part, we're
never going to win an election again. This is fascism
or communism. You'll win, No, in two to four years.
Here's what's great about America. At some point, your side
or not your side is eventually going to win. It's
always gonna happen. It's inevitable. I know. It's not like
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the kind of thing people normally tell you on a
talk radio station where we're supposed to tell you like, oh,
doom and gloom it's the end of the world, or
oh we've wanted to know eventually it does go the
other way. Oh yeah, back and forth. Yeah, I've done
this for a pretty long time. And Billy Ed's even
older than me a little bit. Yeah, but you know
what I'm talking about a little bit. I mean, yeah,
but come on, we've been there, done that, right. It's
(05:57):
just the same thing over and over again anyway. So
that's why I'm going to join a cult, you know.
And that one looks like a good one. Seems like
it is pretty far away though it's a long drive
to commute. I'm not sure you're going to be able
to broadcast from there. So well, they don't have electricity
or running water anything. So this is the last day
on the air.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Is that.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Well, here's what I've noticed. Because it's all black people, right,
that's what they say. It's all black people. So i'd
be the one white guy. And at first you might
think like, oh, Kenny, you don't want to be the
one white guy. Have you ever gone out to a
bar with a group of black people where you're the
only white guy? Well, no, people, get out of your way.
I'm telling you, dude, white people you don't even know
about respect until you show up at a party with
(06:37):
a bunch of black dudes. You wouldn't believe it. They
just it's like Moses parting the Red Sea. They just
get out of the way. You speak month exactly what
I'm talking about. They don't even mind when I do
that voice, the Jamaican accent.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh well then do it? Please? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, mon, you better, you best move out of the
way so I could get me some keg bier Man.
And you show up at a keg party, they just
that's it. And the next four or five cups of
beer all yours. Help yourself, hope, solo cups. You gotta
get those red solo cups. Well, that's the thing. When
you show up with a bunch of black dudes, usually
you have a cool cup.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You know, you gotta have a cup. You know what
was it?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Uh tea paint we were talking with it was it
his birthday yesterday? We know his birthdays yesterday because we
keep track of that sort of thing. Sure, he always
had a pimp cup. And I noticed white guys, Toby Keith.
It's always a red plastic cup, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Want it's more of a red nick thing. You can
go a different direction once you join your cult game.
But what are we doing here on the wall and
Johnson show.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Got coffee mugs, We've got really cool coffee mugs from
our website. I love WJ dot com, you know, And
so I figure I'll bring this to the Black Eye
CAAG party. But then that actually that throws another wrench
into my idea. If it's all black people at the
party and I show up with a group of black people,
I'm not really special, am I?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, you ain't that special. Well I'm not sure you ain't.
You're gonna be allowed to join the colt. I know
this is all like white people think they can do
anything they want to. I'll just go join that colt.
I'll just go over here. I'll just do that. No,
maybe somebody else to tell white people living now and
then no, step off.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know. I got a correction there. I think you
would actually want me at the party, because then say
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Won't you. I'm just saying it's a typical.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You know how Americans always talk about how if it
don't go my way in the election, I'll just move
to another country. Well, you maybe want to check with
the other country before you think you can just all
haul of them. But Americas have this idea they would
love to have me. I'm an American. I just go and
do anything I want to do anytime I feel like,
why do you feel the same way about joining up
with You're gonna join up a black colt.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm better check with a black vote. I'm glad you
asked that question. Mister ow See, I have something to
offer to the black people that they're.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Gonna want white women. No, I don't have any white women.
It's just me and my dog. You should bring some
white women with you.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I don't think they're gonna want to go with me. No,
what do you have? Thank you, mister Kenneth. I'm the
guy me that talks to the cops when they show up.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh shucky, dookie.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
See, it's becoming cool to make fun of Obama.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
That's just how white folks will do it. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network, what happened in Waco? Well, what do
they think of doctor Malcolm Tanner?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
They have had experience with something similar.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
There's what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, there's a cult leader out in West Texas offering
free homes if you'll join up. Doctor Malcolm Tanner's his name.
You got to get in on that, huh. And apparently
our listeners in Waco have a lot of thoughts on this,
I'm told, oh yeah, yeah, well guess it reminds them
of something that happened, you think in their part of
the country a while back.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, all right, if Waco feels like checking in, you know,
they always emails available twenty four to seven, you know.
And then there's that phone number that I've forgotten because
we don't use it very much.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's eight six six. I love w J sounds familiar. Yeah,
let's go with that, right exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, you're gonna want some of that in the In
the meantime, government is shut down and everybody's pointing fingers
at everybody else and saying who's to blame. But yesterday
I saw something much more interesting. I saw Hakeem Jeffries
lose his stuff over the fact that Trump memed him
(10:05):
with a sombrero.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
On his head.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And you would have thought they had released pictures of
him with a German shepherd or something. I mean, he
was losing his stuff live on camera because somebody asked
him about the sombrero meme and he was so upset,
and all the Democrats, of course, come rushing to his
aid like red ants when you stir up the bed,
(10:29):
and they just start swarming the camera.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
They're all fighting for decency. But that damn Trump, he
put a sombrero on my head.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
An actual MSNBC headline. Trump posts racist AI video after
White House meeting with Democrats. Here's Hakim Jefferies responding to
the news.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
A disgusting video.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
And we're going to continue to make Claire bigotry.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Will get you nowhere.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We are fighting to protect the healthy care of being
there trained people in the face of an unprecedented republic game.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Imagine being offended.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Trump is wearing a sombrero in the background. It's a
different video, but yes, it's still a different one. It's
still we were watching a video here in the studio where.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He put himself in a sombrero as well. It was fun.
We needed that. It was a good time. Oh, they
can have all the fun they want. Oh big headline
this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Democrats are warning Trump and you know, any conservative calling
them fascists, uh huh is dangerous.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
But they call us fascists. That's different.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They called us fascists and it got Charlie Kirk murdered.
And now, amazingly, Taylor Swift has found a way to
make that about her.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Taylor Swift attends Travis Kelce's game. Kept off NFL footage,
Taylor Swift snuck into Arrowhead Stadium to secretly support fiance
Travis Kelcey as the Kansas City Chiefs faced the Baltimore Ravens.
Her appearance came just twenty four hours after attending Selena
Gomez and Benny Blanco's wedding amid ongoing safety concerns. Wow
Swift's arrival was very low key, unlike some of her
(12:05):
previous entrances, and she didn't even appear on the NFL broadcast.
What fans spotted her father Scott, her brother Austin, and
Kelsey's mom Donna as she took extra precautions after Charlie
Kirk's murdered.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And that's the sports this morning. That's how it is.
It rolled out that way.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'm sorry somebody killed Charlie Kirk because he was out
any political discussions. And now they think Taylor Swift is
in danger.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Why she has to be behind protective glass at all time?
Because she is a national treasure.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
She's never had a deep, tangible conversation about anything. Why
would it matter if she were in the body who
would go after her? What would be the point that's
not a culture war, there's nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well, I'm sure the Mormons felt that way right up
until last weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Okay, that's defferent. But this Sports Reports probably brought to you.
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Speaker 1 (13:10):
You know?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
That is one of the things I've noticed. And by
the way, eating too much, drinking too much is exactly
what you want to do. Absolutely while you're at the
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Speaker 1 (13:20):
They got a great steakhouse. You get him, crab Legs,
hang out at the pool, you go to the beach.
That's a beautiful casino. I love it. Good.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You happen to go to the Silver Slipper the same
weekend and you find out Kenny is there, get to
the buffet early. I'm just gonna say, I will, I
will tear up the tear up those crab legs.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I do enjoy krab Legs.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
All right, so the big news today, mister, I assume
this is all about Bad Bunny and his halftime show.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Is always and always will be about.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Bad Bunny Man. That's all I could think about. Is
this Puerto Rican guy who wears a wedding dress. Yeah,
of course that's what we need now more than ever.
But no, actually, there there is real sports news apparently.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well, the WNBA finals, I said, I know you excited
about that, am I?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I mean almost as excited as I am about Bad
Bunnies halftime show.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
All right, So the finals is w n B A
is set for Phoenix and I think Las Vegas. I'm
not as familiar with these teams as as Kenny is
the Phoenix. What the Phoenix mascot is exactly? The Phoenix Trailblazers.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Is that? No? That ain't it? That's Portland NBA Phoenix Cardinals,
the Phoenix. What is it? What do they got in Phoenix? Phoenix?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
And what is the team from Las Vegas referred to
as the Gamblers?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Close enough, yeah, the rating Raiders, but them them finals
for the w n B A. They could already be
over as far as you know, but they don't start
till Friday, So there's that. Now, yesterday there was some
playoff action in Major League Baseball playoffs. I'm sure you've
you've heard about that, you know, because we made a
point of mentioning it yesterday. Now, some teams won, some
(14:59):
teams lost, and it's still wild card stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
So it's gonna be over pretty quick. It's best two
or three. Wow, this is a really helpful sports reports.
It could be over to loss and someone did you
want to do you care?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Won in the Boston Red Sox New York Yankees Game one.
The fans, the fansms are always the winner.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, they really are.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
They had everyone had a good time because you know
how those Upper East Coast sports fans always appreciate the camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
You know, that's right, that's what they're known for. Absolutely,
Boston won the first one. They're gonna play again of day. Uh,
Detroit Tigers won their first one. Cubs Chicago Cubs up one.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
They gonna play at two o'clock this afternoon. And I
know you love a nooner. I mean I do enjoy.
I may take a look at that. I don't know,
it depends if I'm near a TV or not.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And then the Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Everybody hate the Dodgers, you know, except folks out there,
and some of them folks hate them too, but they
wont Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Well, people from Brooklyn enjoy the Dodgers, but I don't
know outside of them, they yeah, they are sure that's
their home, right nough. Okay, anyway, Paul, you know this guy,
Paul Feenenbaum. Do you know this guy who's he used
to work at ESPN. I fine, bomb, fine mind. He's
an old white guy and he was supposed to interview
Trump back in twenty nineteen, and he said ESPN wouldn't
(16:16):
let him do the interview because they didn't want to
humanize Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, the last thing you'd want to do.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Future Alabama Senate candidate recently revealed that ESPN killed his
scheduled interview with the President of the flipping United.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
States and we didn't need that. Yeah, I mean, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
He wanted to talk to him back in twenty nineteen
about the LSU Alabama game, all right, and his show
producer said they needed to do something big because of
the magnitude of the game. He reached out to a
friend in Washington, DC for a potential interview with the president.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
He got it. Trump was on board.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
They were going to talk sports before a college football game.
We needed this, This was going to unite the country.
And Disney came in and they said, no, no, we
would rather the average American family watch a TV show about.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Trans exactly, and that's what we got.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
And he said it wasn't about politics. It was about
the biggest game of the year in college football. And yeah,
I never exactly knew where the kill button came from,
but it didn't happen. By the way, this guy is
a registered Republican and now I guess he's running for Senate.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, I heard he was running for some kind of office.
Another fine bum. Yeah they're good, and y'all go with that.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Do you think that crushing his interview chance with the
president is what red pilled him?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Does seem like that? It seems like it's still kind
of bothering him, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Troy Aikman meanwhile, paid well to analyze, describe, and simplify
NFL games into entertaining commentary for millions of yours.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Now you get a little too mauthy for him.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
But he is not paid to tell you what you're
watching if it's good when it's not.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And he's not going to do that, and he ain't
gonna hold.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Back just cause the NFL says cape badmouth referees and
question calls or any of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
After watching more than two quarters of the Bengals Broncos
turning in one of the most forgettable Monday night football
games anyone will ever see, a game that saw flags
thrown on seemingly every play, Troy finally snapped, not literally
but figuratively after a very questionable call against Broncos offensive
lineman for a blind side block.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
That's when this happened.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Alex Pelchewsky, who they bring in as an extra offensive lineman,
he's been busy tonight, guilty of that blindside block.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Here he is right here. I'll cut to the chase. Here,
Trice conch with the shoulder going back.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Towards Troy said, I'm not going to keep my mouth shut.
That's a good call, just not a necessary call. Nothing
brings up broadcast to a screeching halt more than these
yellow flags. The product's just not very good. I'm gonna
be honest. I mean, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
The product is not very good. That's the kind of
thing that might gets in trouble with your boss.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Well, I just want to remind everybody the broadcast you're
listening to right now, the product is good. It's high quality.
It's as good as it gets. Don't scan the channels.
You won't find a talk show.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That you're already listening to.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
The best radio station available to you anywhere on the planet.
This one right here is the best one ever. So
it just rest assured we got you covered.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
When you're already at the best steakhouse in town, why
would you go to Taco Bell exactly heard.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You got the board a dead Stay tuned for more
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Joining this cult.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, we've had a lot of people write in at
then emails at Walton Johnson dot com, some questions, some statements,
just letting you know.
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Speaker 2 (00:57):
This Malcolm Tanner guy. That's the guy's name that's doing
all the free houses, doctor Malcolm to excuse me, Philippy mail.
He said, the guy is the Lisa, the Liam Nisan
of home building. Okay, he has a particular set of
skills that make him a nightmare for regular home builders
out there.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, people were asking him, how are you able to
provide everybody with free houses? You don't have any money
or resources or contractors, you don't have a construction team,
you don't have any supplies or and then he just said,
I have a formula.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah. It's not a formula for kool aid, is it? Yeah?
I hope not. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I didn't quite understand that either. But anyway, when it
makes for sure, don't question him.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He knows it, sounded Greg who wrote in like maybe
he went to the Kamala Harris School of Media.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Excellent.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, the thing that I'm doing is a thing that
has never been done before, and I'm the one doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Sure, well, who wouldn't follow that? Yes, that's just good
advice right there? Yeah, rock solid.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, absolutely, we have been informed that this was tried
in Oregon or Washington state. Lisa wasn't sure the purp
was arrested, same game, fill the voter rolls with their
cultists so they can take over the community. No idea
is really a new idea. It's just a new person
(02:18):
putting a spin on it. That's all I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I am very curious, that's all I know. But I
think it's right for you.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Honestly, I think you've been searching for something just like this, Kenny,
that might fill that hole, that void that you need
filled so bad.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I feel like I'd be gun in a cult.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'd be fun, you know, I making peeb and Jay sandwiches,
always cracking a joke, and I just here's the thing, though,
I worry like psychedelics would be part of it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I don't like. I don't think i'd like doing drugs
with a big group of people like that much.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Not that many. Like forty or fifty people over there.
That's a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Have you ever been to a party with forty or
fifty People's kind of overwhelming. It's the kind of party
where when you want to leave, you do an Irish
exit because you don't want to be rude.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know, you don't want anybody talking about how you're leaving.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Irish exit, meaning you set a bomb to go off
after you leave.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm not sure why it's called in Irish.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Exits the Northern Irish exit. Is it completely different?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, it's when you just leave without saying goodbye. By
the way, is that racist calling it that? What are
the roles there?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I don't know. Anyways, it's good to know that if
you move out there to the desert.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I believe doctor Tanner has mentioned that you will be
unburdened by what once was.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Do I have to share a bed with him? How
does that work? Not? Every night? I think? I think
y'all get to rotate.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
If you're just waking up and you missed the earlier
part of the show. There's a cult in West Texas
for black people. It's mostly black people, and they don't
they don't explain how, but they're going to give you
a free house.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And it sounds like this guy's the Messiah or something.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
To ask a lot of questions. You know, somebody who
wants to give you something for free. I'm sure there's
no catch involved. Just take it, you know, there never is.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, as Milton Freeman always said, there is such thing
as a free lunch all the time, all the time, right, Now.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We did get some other emails about other topics, such
as Jay wrote in how is it that the Democrats
shut down the government when the Republicans are currently in
control of both chambers of Congress and the presidency? Itself
serious question because I don't know happy to answer. Filibuster
is the short answer. They need sixty votes to get
(04:18):
around a filibuster. They don't have sixty votes, right, they
have like fifty five or something. Having a majority like
at fifty one fifty two not enough, right? Yeah, they
have formulas involved for these votes, and it's not just
a uh, it's a tie. We'll just go ahead and
break the tie for the Republicans. Doesn't work that way.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, I think you got to have more than sixty
votes to break a filibuster. Otherwise the Democrats can just talk.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And the Democrats were the ones against filibuster and right
up until Trump won again.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Every time they're in charge, they talk about how they
want to get rid of the filibuster. They don't no,
and then something like this happens and they're the ones
to use the filibuster to their own advantage.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's just amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The hypocrisy that you know, maybe they're two dumb to
see what's going to happen in a couple of years.
That pendulum always swings in the other direction after it
goes one way for long enough.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That's what I was thinking of earlier. Back and forth,
the pendulum thing, not the yo yo g's up and down. Okay,
there's people Democrats and Republicans both hate.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
When I tell them this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
They're like, oh, yeah, we'll never lose another election again.
Yeah you will. In two to four years, you will,
You'll lose. And they're like, ah, the other part, we're
never going to win an election again. This is fascism
or communism. You'll win, No, in two to four years.
Here's what's great about America. At some point, your side
or not your side is eventually going to win. It's
always gonna happen. It's inevitable. I know. It's not like
(05:37):
the kind of thing people normally tell you on a
talk radio station where we're supposed to tell you like, oh,
doom and gloom it's the end of the world, or
oh we've wanted to know eventually it does go the
other way. Oh yeah, back and forth. Yeah, I've done
this for a pretty long time. And Billy Ed's even
older than me a little bit. Yeah, but you know
what I'm talking about a little bit. I mean, yeah,
but come on, we've been there, done that, right. It's
(05:57):
just the same thing over and over again anyway. So
that's why I'm going to join a cult, you know.
And that one looks like a good one. Seems like
it is pretty far away though it's a long drive
to commute. I'm not sure you're going to be able
to broadcast from there. So well, they don't have electricity
or running water anything. So this is the last day
on the air.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Is that.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Well, here's what I've noticed. Because it's all black people, right,
that's what they say. It's all black people. So i'd
be the one white guy. And at first you might
think like, oh, Kenny, you don't want to be the
one white guy. Have you ever gone out to a
bar with a group of black people where you're the
only white guy? Well, no, people, get out of your way.
I'm telling you, dude, white people you don't even know
about respect until you show up at a party with
(06:37):
a bunch of black dudes. You wouldn't believe it. They
just it's like Moses parting the Red Sea. They just
get out of the way. You speak month exactly what
I'm talking about. They don't even mind when I do
that voice, the Jamaican accent.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh well then do it? Please? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, mon, you better, you best move out of the
way so I could get me some keg bier Man.
And you show up at a keg party, they just
that's it. And the next four or five cups of
beer all yours. Help yourself, hope, solo cups. You gotta
get those red solo cups. Well, that's the thing. When
you show up with a bunch of black dudes, usually
you have a cool cup.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You know, you gotta have a cup. You know what
was it?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Uh tea paint we were talking with it was it
his birthday yesterday? We know his birthdays yesterday because we
keep track of that sort of thing. Sure, he always
had a pimp cup. And I noticed white guys, Toby Keith.
It's always a red plastic cup, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Want it's more of a red nick thing. You can
go a different direction once you join your cult game.
But what are we doing here on the wall and
Johnson show.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Got coffee mugs, We've got really cool coffee mugs from
our website. I love WJ dot com, you know, And
so I figure I'll bring this to the Black Eye
CAAG party. But then that actually that throws another wrench
into my idea. If it's all black people at the
party and I show up with a group of black people,
I'm not really special, am I?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, you ain't that special. Well I'm not sure you ain't.
You're gonna be allowed to join the colt. I know
this is all like white people think they can do
anything they want to. I'll just go join that colt.
I'll just go over here. I'll just do that. No,
maybe somebody else to tell white people living now and
then no, step off.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know. I got a correction there. I think you
would actually want me at the party, because then say
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Won't you. I'm just saying it's a typical.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You know how Americans always talk about how if it
don't go my way in the election, I'll just move
to another country. Well, you maybe want to check with
the other country before you think you can just all
haul of them. But Americas have this idea they would
love to have me. I'm an American. I just go and
do anything I want to do anytime I feel like,
why do you feel the same way about joining up
with You're gonna join up a black colt.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm better check with a black vote. I'm glad you
asked that question. Mister ow See, I have something to
offer to the black people that they're.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Gonna want white women. No, I don't have any white women.
It's just me and my dog. You should bring some
white women with you.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I don't think they're gonna want to go with me. No,
what do you have? Thank you, mister Kenneth. I'm the
guy me that talks to the cops when they show up.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh shucky, dookie.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
See, it's becoming cool to make fun of Obama.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
That's just how white folks will do it. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network, what happened in Waco? Well, what do
they think of doctor Malcolm Tanner?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
They have had experience with something similar.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
There's what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, there's a cult leader out in West Texas offering
free homes if you'll join up. Doctor Malcolm Tanner's his name.
You got to get in on that, huh. And apparently
our listeners in Waco have a lot of thoughts on this,
I'm told, oh yeah, yeah, well guess it reminds them
of something that happened, you think in their part of
the country a while back.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, all right, if Waco feels like checking in, you know,
they always emails available twenty four to seven, you know.
And then there's that phone number that I've forgotten because
we don't use it very much.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's eight six six. I love w J sounds familiar. Yeah,
let's go with that, right exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, you're gonna want some of that in the In
the meantime, government is shut down and everybody's pointing fingers
at everybody else and saying who's to blame. But yesterday
I saw something much more interesting. I saw Hakeem Jeffries
lose his stuff over the fact that Trump memed him
(10:05):
with a sombrero.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
On his head.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And you would have thought they had released pictures of
him with a German shepherd or something. I mean, he
was losing his stuff live on camera because somebody asked
him about the sombrero meme and he was so upset,
and all the Democrats, of course, come rushing to his
aid like red ants when you stir up the bed,
(10:29):
and they just start swarming the camera.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
They're all fighting for decency. But that damn Trump, he
put a sombrero on my head.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
An actual MSNBC headline. Trump posts racist AI video after
White House meeting with Democrats. Here's Hakim Jefferies responding to
the news.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
A disgusting video.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
And we're going to continue to make Claire bigotry.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Will get you nowhere.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We are fighting to protect the healthy care of being
there trained people in the face of an unprecedented republic game.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Imagine being offended.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Trump is wearing a sombrero in the background. It's a
different video, but yes, it's still a different one. It's
still we were watching a video here in the studio where.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
He put himself in a sombrero as well. It was fun.
We needed that. It was a good time. Oh, they
can have all the fun they want. Oh big headline
this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Democrats are warning Trump and you know, any conservative calling
them fascists, uh huh is dangerous.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
But they call us fascists. That's different.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They called us fascists and it got Charlie Kirk murdered.
And now, amazingly, Taylor Swift has found a way to
make that about her.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Taylor Swift attends Travis Kelce's game. Kept off NFL footage,
Taylor Swift snuck into Arrowhead Stadium to secretly support fiance
Travis Kelcey as the Kansas City Chiefs faced the Baltimore Ravens.
Her appearance came just twenty four hours after attending Selena
Gomez and Benny Blanco's wedding amid ongoing safety concerns. Wow
Swift's arrival was very low key, unlike some of her
(12:05):
previous entrances, and she didn't even appear on the NFL broadcast.
What fans spotted her father Scott, her brother Austin, and
Kelsey's mom Donna as she took extra precautions after Charlie
Kirk's murdered.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And that's the sports this morning. That's how it is.
It rolled out that way.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'm sorry somebody killed Charlie Kirk because he was out
any political discussions. And now they think Taylor Swift is
in danger.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Why she has to be behind protective glass at all time?
Because she is a national treasure.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
She's never had a deep, tangible conversation about anything. Why
would it matter if she were in the body who
would go after her? What would be the point that's
not a culture war, there's nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well, I'm sure the Mormons felt that way right up
until last weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Okay, that's defferent. But this Sports Reports probably brought to you.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
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Speaker 3 (13:00):
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Speaker 2 (13:02):
Did you know that if you stayed up late and
played games, or maybe ate too much or drank too much,
that you could spend the night there.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You know?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
That is one of the things I've noticed. And by
the way, eating too much, drinking too much is exactly
what you want to do. Absolutely while you're at the
Silver Slipper Casino, gaming food, crab legs.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
They got a great steakhouse. You get him, crab Legs,
hang out at the pool, you go to the beach.
That's a beautiful casino. I love it. Good.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You happen to go to the Silver Slipper the same
weekend and you find out Kenny is there, get to
the buffet early. I'm just gonna say, I will, I
will tear up the tear up those crab legs.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I do enjoy krab Legs.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
All right, so the big news today, mister, I assume
this is all about Bad Bunny and his halftime show.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Is always and always will be about.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Bad Bunny Man. That's all I could think about. Is
this Puerto Rican guy who wears a wedding dress. Yeah,
of course that's what we need now more than ever.
But no, actually, there there is real sports news apparently.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Well, the WNBA finals, I said, I know you excited
about that, am I?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I mean almost as excited as I am about Bad
Bunnies halftime show.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
All right, So the finals is w n B A
is set for Phoenix and I think Las Vegas. I'm
not as familiar with these teams as as Kenny is
the Phoenix. What the Phoenix mascot is exactly? The Phoenix Trailblazers.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Is that? No? That ain't it? That's Portland NBA Phoenix Cardinals,
the Phoenix. What is it? What do they got in Phoenix? Phoenix?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
And what is the team from Las Vegas referred to
as the Gamblers?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Close enough, yeah, the rating Raiders, but them them finals
for the w n B A. They could already be
over as far as you know, but they don't start
till Friday, So there's that. Now, yesterday there was some
playoff action in Major League Baseball playoffs. I'm sure you've
you've heard about that, you know, because we made a
point of mentioning it yesterday. Now, some teams won, some
(14:59):
teams lost, and it's still wild card stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
So it's gonna be over pretty quick. It's best two
or three. Wow, this is a really helpful sports reports.
It could be over to loss and someone did you
want to do you care?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Won in the Boston Red Sox New York Yankees Game one.
The fans, the fansms are always the winner.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, they really are.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
They had everyone had a good time because you know
how those Upper East Coast sports fans always appreciate the camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
You know, that's right, that's what they're known for. Absolutely,
Boston won the first one. They're gonna play again of day. Uh,
Detroit Tigers won their first one. Cubs Chicago Cubs up one.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
They gonna play at two o'clock this afternoon. And I
know you love a nooner. I mean I do enjoy.
I may take a look at that. I don't know,
it depends if I'm near a TV or not.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And then the Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Everybody hate the Dodgers, you know, except folks out there,
and some of them folks hate them too, but they
wont Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Well, people from Brooklyn enjoy the Dodgers, but I don't
know outside of them, they yeah, they are sure that's
their home, right nough. Okay, anyway, Paul, you know this guy,
Paul Feenenbaum. Do you know this guy who's he used
to work at ESPN. I fine, bomb, fine mind. He's
an old white guy and he was supposed to interview
Trump back in twenty nineteen, and he said ESPN wouldn't
(16:16):
let him do the interview because they didn't want to
humanize Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, the last thing you'd want to do.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Future Alabama Senate candidate recently revealed that ESPN killed his
scheduled interview with the President of the flipping United.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
States and we didn't need that. Yeah, I mean, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
He wanted to talk to him back in twenty nineteen
about the LSU Alabama game, all right, and his show
producer said they needed to do something big because of
the magnitude of the game. He reached out to a
friend in Washington, DC for a potential interview with the president.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
He got it. Trump was on board.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
They were going to talk sports before a college football game.
We needed this, This was going to unite the country.
And Disney came in and they said, no, no, we
would rather the average American family watch a TV show about.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Trans exactly, and that's what we got.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
And he said it wasn't about politics. It was about
the biggest game of the year in college football. And yeah,
I never exactly knew where the kill button came from,
but it didn't happen. By the way, this guy is
a registered Republican and now I guess he's running for Senate.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, I heard he was running for some kind of office.
Another fine bum. Yeah they're good, and y'all go with that.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Do you think that crushing his interview chance with the
president is what red pilled him?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Does seem like that? It seems like it's still kind
of bothering him, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Troy Aikman meanwhile, paid well to analyze, describe, and simplify
NFL games into entertaining commentary for millions of yours.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Now you get a little too mauthy for him.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
But he is not paid to tell you what you're
watching if it's good when it's not.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And he's not going to do that, and he ain't
gonna hold.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Back just cause the NFL says cape badmouth referees and
question calls or any of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
After watching more than two quarters of the Bengals Broncos
turning in one of the most forgettable Monday night football
games anyone will ever see, a game that saw flags
thrown on seemingly every play, Troy finally snapped, not literally
but figuratively after a very questionable call against Broncos offensive
lineman for a blind side block.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
That's when this happened.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Alex Pelchewsky, who they bring in as an extra offensive lineman,
he's been busy tonight, guilty of that blindside block.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Here he is right here. I'll cut to the chase. Here,
Trice conch with the shoulder going back.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Towards Troy said, I'm not going to keep my mouth shut.
That's a good call, just not a necessary call. Nothing
brings up broadcast to a screeching halt more than these
yellow flags. The product's just not very good. I'm gonna
be honest. I mean, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
The product is not very good. That's the kind of
thing that might gets in trouble with your boss.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Well, I just want to remind everybody the broadcast you're
listening to right now, the product is good. It's high quality.
It's as good as it gets. Don't scan the channels.
You won't find a talk show.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That you're already listening to.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
The best radio station available to you anywhere on the planet.
This one right here is the best one ever. So
it just rest assured we got you covered.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
When you're already at the best steakhouse in town, why
would you go to Taco Bell exactly heard.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You got the board a dead Stay tuned for more
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