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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a museum in Texas where they had to remove
a wax statue of Trump because people kept punching it
in the face. Now, I just want to point out
to everyone in that same museum, the wax statue of
Share is Share, so please don't.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Punch it that you don't want that.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm not sure you could do that much damage to
her real face is now wax though, Am I right?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I would never in my life dare to do it.
But what if you did and her face just absorbed
your hand?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, sunk in and won't give it back like.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Some kind of sequel determinator with this guy's made out
of liquid metal.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, it's Share.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Ugh, Good morning, kids. We're still in Texas for now.
We're not going to stay alone. Nothing, no offense to you.
We just gotta We're off to a winner Wonderland soon.
The good news is we'll be broadcasting live while we're gone,
so we just want to It's no vacation, trust me.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We'll be working our butts off just as hard as
we do every other day.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We just want people to be prepared for that. In
the past, while we're on top of the mountain, it
mostly works fine. Mostly and then once in a while
there will be a glitch and like it'll could be
a storm.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You know, it could be too many people in the
house using the internet at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That happens too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
More then the other issue is all of a sudden,
we all sound like we're black guys. What Yeah, I
don't know. Wait, that's not right. That only happened at
one time. Sorry, that's the studio in Baton Rouge. I'm
sorry I forgot but no, anyway, we are here today, kids,
good good news. If you like war with Venezuela, we'll get.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
To that soon.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And Trump and the Colombian leader seem to be square
swearing off.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's going to be fun. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Erica Kirk does not like Candas Owens. I think for
those of you that were making the argument.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well you could kind of see why doesn't really take
a genius to put that together.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dude, what Candace Owens has been doing. It was interesting
at first, and then it was a little silly, and
now it's just become kind of offensive.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
If you have.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Evidence that people at Turning Point USA murdered Charlie Kirk,
show us the evidence.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now, don't tell us about some dream you had. Look.
I used to like Candice Owens a.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Lot, and I'm not sure what happened exactly, but at
some point it was more important for her to get
people to click her podcast in absurdly large numbers than
It's kind of like, I want you to imagine if
we said tomorrow, at some restaurant, everyone's gonna get a
free cheeseburger, and there aren't any free cheeseburgers, and thousands
(02:32):
and thousands of people show up to get the cheeseburger.
And we turned to the owner and we say, see,
we got a lot of people to come to your restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, look at us. Yeah, but they're all pissed. I know.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
But a click is a click on social media, and
I guess she needs some more.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Tom Holman squaring off with the Mom Donnie Gavin Newsom
admits that his hair caught on fire during the Palisades thing. Okay, yeah,
which is I mean, I kind of amazed anyone shocked
by that. Imagine how many chemicals are up there, no kidding.
Gas prices are so low even CNN can't admit it.
Tim Walls is still a pussy, So not much to
(03:12):
say there, but.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And people still driving by his house shouting, you know,
hateful things at him, like a retard, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
On a side note, a friend of mine was explaining
this to be never go fall Tim Walls.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Never do. You shouldn't do, not go to even he shouldn't. No,
I wouldn't recommend us.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Now, that must be weird to be in a heterosexual relationship.
You're a man married to a woman in a heterosexual relationship,
and you're not even close to being the most masculine
person in the house. I mean it, not even, no,
not even in the realm of being the manliest guy.
I remember watching that video one time of his wife
talking and we thought, oh my god, this could be
(03:53):
the second Lady Scary.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
She was everything that's wrong with this world.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right, Florida maybe the funniest Florida man we've seen
in a while.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Good, we're going to get to that today.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
A giant, massive homeless encampment in the state of Washington.
Man jailed for ten days after telling scientific facts about
men's and women's skeletons.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's just so wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And also I'm not defending the cinnabon racist has everyone's
seen that video. At this point in Minnesota at the mall,
there was a woman that was shouting the N word,
But it does appear she was repeatedly taunted by people
before that happened, which is kind of what we thought
at the time, where like, isn't it weird how this
video just starts with her saying the N word unprovoked.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I don't need to know if anything happened before that.
It's just this awful person.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I know. I'm not saying she's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm just saying I don't think the Somalians in that
video are victims. Still, if you work at a cinnabon
Kiosk in the mall, you probably shouldn't be dropping N
bombs in the middle of the workday.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know, I mean, each his own right. It's a werka.
You're freedom of speech. And except for that one thing
that jad Vance.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Did, like sure right to anybody out there that's defending
her or whatever, I just ask you to consider this.
Imagine you're the guy that owns the cinebuton franchise, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Just think about that guy. Do you think he wants
to put up with this?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Do you think he wants to put up with, like
a woman in a clan robe arguing with an Islamic terrorist,
and he's.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Just kind of stuck in the middle of all this.
It's like, damn it. I know.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
My wife told me do not buy a cinabun franchise
in the mall.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I told her, you're wrong, honey. I can't go back
and tell her she was right.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I had a cinnapon one time at the Cleveland Airport.
It was delicious.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm gonna get Today's show is brought to you by
Throwback Thursday. Someone handed me a picture and said, this
is a photo of me when I was younger. Every
picture of you is when you were younger. Show me
a photo of one year older, and I'll say, let
me see that camera.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network making sure everything works here
behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Something things don't always work behind the scenes.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's especially after a day and an evening filled with
other people, suspicious looking people coming into this room and
pushing buttons, turning knobs, and sometimes putting on NBA broadcasts,
and then we have to put it back the way
it was when we get here.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I do kind of hate them.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
With that being said, some people have asked Kenny, is
it even Christmas? And they also asked Steve that question
to do. But I'm a little narcissistic, so I just said,
my name, it is Christmas. And here's how I could
prove it.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Hey, you've heard the touching Christmas story of the Little
drummer Boy, a boy who traveled to see the Baby
Jesus and showed his adoration by playing his drum. But
there's a story of another little boy that has been
lost to the mists of time until now, the story
of the little airhorn Boy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Uh excuse me, sir. Is that the Christ Child? Yes? Why,
yes it is?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
And all you kings have you come to worship him?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's right? And I see you brought him expensive gifts?
Well yes, did you bring the Baby Jesus a gift?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Young man?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well no, I didn't have any money for a gift,
so I brought him this help.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm the little air hard boy. What the little air
horn boy.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I thought if I played this maybe he'd smile at
me or something.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh, you pissed off? Mary?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Hey, hey, hey, blew the air horn.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's me, the little air horn boy. Air horn boy.
Are you me give me that thing? But I don't
have any money for a gift, so I wanted to
play this for Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I said, give me that damn air horn before I
shove it up your The the.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Hell are you coming in here waking up the baby Jesus?
He's got morrible colic.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I've just got into sleep, and then you wake him
up with a air horn.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
But I just want to Hey, give me back my airhorn. Lady,
Now get out of here before I call the cops.
I can't believe the nerve coming by. What's next a visit.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
From a little trombone boy, little friar cracker boy. Have
you guys let any more idiots?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And so the little airhorn boy went on his way
with love in his heart, feeling the true spirit of
that first Christmas. History has long forgotten his story, a
little airhorn boy.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
No understand, Mary was a little hormonal at that time,
so don't hold it against her. I would never know,
you know, I mean, you know how women are anyway,
but then she just had a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Listen, We're not trying to be misogynistic, but it does
seem kind of like women in that position are generally
not rational people.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Now, why would the virgin Mary be different. I don't know.
I don't know. That's how they roll.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Also, to those of you that are offended by what
you just heard, can I just point out get over it?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
God invented humor? Are you? He's probably laughing, he's not offended.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Could we should we quote Sergeant Hulka lighting up Francis.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I love it. He's so good. I feel like it's Christmas? Now?
Does that make it Christmas really helped? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It didn't hurt. Yeah, you know, it's the same way
earlier when you said you were a little narcissistic. I
don't think you're giving yourself cud. Yeah, you're a lot narcissistic, you,
I feel, don't be shy about admitting it. Yeah, you know,
it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Like.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I have very few talents in this world, but reminding
people that I lift and own synthesizers.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Is that's just part of your skill set. Yeah, And weirdly,
when I say that to women, it doesn't work at all. Yeah,
what does work for you? There?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Can he Well, you know what works for me. Usually
you just show them your wallet and then they rob you.
And I'm not really sure if that works. It just
gets a reaction, Oh yeah, is that what you meant?
At least you got, you know, some exchange with her.
Sometimes sometimes I'll show people women in my wallet and
they'll be like, that's it.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I thought you'd have way more than that.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Isn't this a really popular radio show? I was like, yeah,
but it's radio. Yeah, so you know, just just know.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I told everybody I know, and I think we should
all start doing this once that no tax on tips
things is official. Sure, I'm only working for tips, isn't
that It isn't that amazing. I'm just you know, I
don't think we'll make any less money if we just
take tips, right.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
The I R S isn't sure what to do about
this because they didn't consider that when the no tax
on tips thing was happening. There is a group of
people working for tips who are technically millionaires. And they're
very young people too. There's obviously, I think we all
know who we're talking about here, the only fans generation.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, and there's a lot there's there's a number of
fairly well off doing doing well let's say, not rich,
but well doing well, uh, strippers.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I mean, I it's which I'm told isn't as
popular as it was before. Only fans, but I you know,
still they're you know, making hundreds of thousands of dollars
a year getting mostly tips.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
What is the I r S have to say?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Hey, hey, while we're on the OnlyFans topic, because I
don't usually we get to hard politics this early in
the morning, but pun intended, Let's talk about Bonnie Blue
for just a minute.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh yeah, she's a treat for those.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That don't remember who Bonnie Blue is. She's a British
porn star. According to the Post, her real name's Tia Billinger.
I guess I wouldn't have known that. And she's in
trouble right now. She went to Bali, which is a
region of Thailand.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is that right? It's an island. I don't think they
even know. Nobody really knows. It's just out there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
She was arrested for traveling to the country with lubricant condoms,
viagra pills and the bang bus truck. Because she is
traveling around the world having sex with as many men
as she can.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's a sex stunt, as they describe it.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She is suspected producing pornographic content and offense, which is
illegal under Indonesia's strict morality laws, could be facing fifteen
years in prison, and I'm sure she probably will now.
As all this is taking place, other OnlyFans content creators
from something called the Bop House home in La or Hollywood.
I guess where a bunch of horrors live are. They're
(12:08):
shaming her. Someone named Sophie Rain and I Shah Sophie.
It's like practically the same. It's a white girl and
an Asian girl. According to the story in Complex magazine,
they're shame. There's like this is what you get for
being a little hooker, Bonnie.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
The police have just put out a.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Report explaining what she was trying to do exactly, and
it's exactly what it sounds like. She was driving around
in a bus trying to bang as many guys as possible.
And as all this is taking place, there's a report
today in The Independent, it's a British news outlet, and
they say and weirdly, they don't even mention the other thing.
Bonnie Blue has declared her support for the Conservative candidate
(12:50):
in England, Nigel Farage.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
She claims there are too many people in the UK. Yes,
Bonnie Blue, who travels around the world having sex with
as many men as possible, is.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Apparently a right wing British nationalist.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
When she says too many people in the UK, does
it mean any certain kind of people or just any body?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's a great question. See, that's what's so confusing about this.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You'd think a woman that's trying to have sex with
one thousand men in less than twenty four hours wouldn't
be upset that there's too many people around. Maybe she's
mad that she wanted to have sex with everyone but
the number.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Was just too high. Yeah, she couldn't do it. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I will after reading all those news stories in the
Post and other news outlets as we were clicking through
the trending topics this morning on social media regarding the
world's most unlikely porn star, the most famous porn star,
I did not expect it to end with learning she
was a right wing nationalist.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, And I think maybe when she says too many people,
maybe she just means a certain kind of people that
don't seem to fit in with England, kind of like
we have too many people here that don't fit into America.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
So you would think that would be what she's talking about.
But then she traveled to a Muslim country and tried
to have sex.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
With all the men. Yeah, it's confusing, it is. I
would someone do a radio show on a Thursday Walton
and Johnson Radio Network
There's a museum in Texas where they had to remove
a wax statue of Trump because people kept punching it
in the face. Now, I just want to point out
to everyone in that same museum, the wax statue of
Share is Share, so please don't.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Punch it that you don't want that.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm not sure you could do that much damage to
her real face is now wax though, Am I right?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I would never in my life dare to do it.
But what if you did and her face just absorbed
your hand?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, sunk in and won't give it back like.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Some kind of sequel determinator with this guy's made out
of liquid metal.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, it's Share.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Ugh, Good morning, kids. We're still in Texas for now.
We're not going to stay alone. Nothing, no offense to you.
We just gotta We're off to a winner Wonderland soon.
The good news is we'll be broadcasting live while we're gone,
so we just want to It's no vacation, trust me.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We'll be working our butts off just as hard as
we do every other day.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We just want people to be prepared for that. In
the past, while we're on top of the mountain, it
mostly works fine. Mostly and then once in a while
there will be a glitch and like it'll could be
a storm.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You know, it could be too many people in the
house using the internet at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That happens too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
More then the other issue is all of a sudden,
we all sound like we're black guys. What Yeah, I
don't know. Wait, that's not right. That only happened at
one time. Sorry, that's the studio in Baton Rouge. I'm
sorry I forgot but no, anyway, we are here today, kids,
good good news. If you like war with Venezuela, we'll get.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
To that soon.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And Trump and the Colombian leader seem to be square
swearing off.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's going to be fun. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Erica Kirk does not like Candas Owens. I think for
those of you that were making the argument.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well you could kind of see why doesn't really take
a genius to put that together.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dude, what Candace Owens has been doing. It was interesting
at first, and then it was a little silly, and
now it's just become kind of offensive.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
If you have.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Evidence that people at Turning Point USA murdered Charlie Kirk,
show us the evidence.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now, don't tell us about some dream you had. Look.
I used to like Candice Owens a.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Lot, and I'm not sure what happened exactly, but at
some point it was more important for her to get
people to click her podcast in absurdly large numbers than
It's kind of like, I want you to imagine if
we said tomorrow, at some restaurant, everyone's gonna get a
free cheeseburger, and there aren't any free cheeseburgers, and thousands
(02:32):
and thousands of people show up to get the cheeseburger.
And we turned to the owner and we say, see,
we got a lot of people to come to your restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, look at us. Yeah, but they're all pissed. I know.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
But a click is a click on social media, and
I guess she needs some more.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Tom Holman squaring off with the Mom Donnie Gavin Newsom
admits that his hair caught on fire during the Palisades thing. Okay, yeah,
which is I mean, I kind of amazed anyone shocked
by that. Imagine how many chemicals are up there, no kidding.
Gas prices are so low even CNN can't admit it.
Tim Walls is still a pussy, So not much to
(03:12):
say there, but.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And people still driving by his house shouting, you know,
hateful things at him, like a retard, stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
On a side note, a friend of mine was explaining
this to be never go fall Tim Walls.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Never do. You shouldn't do, not go to even he shouldn't. No,
I wouldn't recommend us.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Now, that must be weird to be in a heterosexual relationship.
You're a man married to a woman in a heterosexual relationship,
and you're not even close to being the most masculine
person in the house. I mean it, not even, no,
not even in the realm of being the manliest guy.
I remember watching that video one time of his wife
talking and we thought, oh my god, this could be
(03:53):
the second Lady Scary.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
She was everything that's wrong with this world.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right, Florida maybe the funniest Florida man we've seen
in a while.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Good, we're going to get to that today.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
A giant, massive homeless encampment in the state of Washington.
Man jailed for ten days after telling scientific facts about
men's and women's skeletons.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's just so wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And also I'm not defending the cinnabon racist has everyone's
seen that video. At this point in Minnesota at the mall,
there was a woman that was shouting the N word,
But it does appear she was repeatedly taunted by people
before that happened, which is kind of what we thought
at the time, where like, isn't it weird how this
video just starts with her saying the N word unprovoked.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I don't need to know if anything happened before that.
It's just this awful person.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I know. I'm not saying she's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm just saying I don't think the Somalians in that
video are victims. Still, if you work at a cinnabon
Kiosk in the mall, you probably shouldn't be dropping N
bombs in the middle of the workday.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know, I mean, each his own right. It's a werka.
You're freedom of speech. And except for that one thing
that jad Vance.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Did, like sure right to anybody out there that's defending
her or whatever, I just ask you to consider this.
Imagine you're the guy that owns the cinebuton franchise, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Just think about that guy. Do you think he wants
to put up with this?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Do you think he wants to put up with, like
a woman in a clan robe arguing with an Islamic terrorist,
and he's.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Just kind of stuck in the middle of all this.
It's like, damn it. I know.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
My wife told me do not buy a cinabun franchise
in the mall.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I told her, you're wrong, honey. I can't go back
and tell her she was right.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I had a cinnapon one time at the Cleveland Airport.
It was delicious.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm gonna get Today's show is brought to you by
Throwback Thursday. Someone handed me a picture and said, this
is a photo of me when I was younger. Every
picture of you is when you were younger. Show me
a photo of one year older, and I'll say, let
me see that camera.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network making sure everything works here
behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Something things don't always work behind the scenes.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's especially after a day and an evening filled with
other people, suspicious looking people coming into this room and
pushing buttons, turning knobs, and sometimes putting on NBA broadcasts,
and then we have to put it back the way
it was when we get here.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I do kind of hate them.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
With that being said, some people have asked Kenny, is
it even Christmas? And they also asked Steve that question
to do. But I'm a little narcissistic, so I just said,
my name, it is Christmas. And here's how I could
prove it.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Hey, you've heard the touching Christmas story of the Little
drummer Boy, a boy who traveled to see the Baby
Jesus and showed his adoration by playing his drum. But
there's a story of another little boy that has been
lost to the mists of time until now, the story
of the little airhorn Boy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Uh excuse me, sir. Is that the Christ Child? Yes? Why,
yes it is?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
And all you kings have you come to worship him?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's right? And I see you brought him expensive gifts?
Well yes, did you bring the Baby Jesus a gift?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Young man?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well no, I didn't have any money for a gift,
so I brought him this help.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm the little air hard boy. What the little air
horn boy.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I thought if I played this maybe he'd smile at
me or something.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh, you pissed off? Mary?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Hey, hey, hey, blew the air horn.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's me, the little air horn boy. Air horn boy.
Are you me give me that thing? But I don't
have any money for a gift, so I wanted to
play this for Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I said, give me that damn air horn before I
shove it up your The the.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Hell are you coming in here waking up the baby Jesus?
He's got morrible colic.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I've just got into sleep, and then you wake him
up with a air horn.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
But I just want to Hey, give me back my airhorn. Lady,
Now get out of here before I call the cops.
I can't believe the nerve coming by. What's next a visit.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
From a little trombone boy, little friar cracker boy. Have
you guys let any more idiots?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And so the little airhorn boy went on his way
with love in his heart, feeling the true spirit of
that first Christmas. History has long forgotten his story, a
little airhorn boy.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
No understand, Mary was a little hormonal at that time,
so don't hold it against her. I would never know,
you know, I mean, you know how women are anyway,
but then she just had a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Listen, We're not trying to be misogynistic, but it does
seem kind of like women in that position are generally
not rational people.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Now, why would the virgin Mary be different. I don't know.
I don't know. That's how they roll.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Also, to those of you that are offended by what
you just heard, can I just point out get over it?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
God invented humor? Are you? He's probably laughing, he's not offended.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Could we should we quote Sergeant Hulka lighting up Francis.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I love it. He's so good. I feel like it's Christmas? Now?
Does that make it Christmas really helped? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It didn't hurt. Yeah, you know, it's the same way
earlier when you said you were a little narcissistic. I
don't think you're giving yourself cud. Yeah, you're a lot narcissistic, you,
I feel, don't be shy about admitting it. Yeah, you know,
it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Like.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I have very few talents in this world, but reminding
people that I lift and own synthesizers.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Is that's just part of your skill set. Yeah, And weirdly,
when I say that to women, it doesn't work at all. Yeah,
what does work for you? There?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Can he Well, you know what works for me. Usually
you just show them your wallet and then they rob you.
And I'm not really sure if that works. It just
gets a reaction, Oh yeah, is that what you meant?
At least you got, you know, some exchange with her.
Sometimes sometimes I'll show people women in my wallet and
they'll be like, that's it.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I thought you'd have way more than that.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Isn't this a really popular radio show? I was like, yeah,
but it's radio. Yeah, so you know, just just know.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I told everybody I know, and I think we should
all start doing this once that no tax on tips
things is official. Sure, I'm only working for tips, isn't
that It isn't that amazing. I'm just you know, I
don't think we'll make any less money if we just
take tips, right.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
The I R S isn't sure what to do about
this because they didn't consider that when the no tax
on tips thing was happening. There is a group of
people working for tips who are technically millionaires. And they're
very young people too. There's obviously, I think we all
know who we're talking about here, the only fans generation.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, and there's a lot there's there's a number of
fairly well off doing doing well let's say, not rich,
but well doing well, uh, strippers.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I mean, I it's which I'm told isn't as
popular as it was before. Only fans, but I you know,
still they're you know, making hundreds of thousands of dollars
a year getting mostly tips.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
What is the I r S have to say?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Hey, hey, while we're on the OnlyFans topic, because I
don't usually we get to hard politics this early in
the morning, but pun intended, Let's talk about Bonnie Blue
for just a minute.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh yeah, she's a treat for those.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That don't remember who Bonnie Blue is. She's a British
porn star. According to the Post, her real name's Tia Billinger.
I guess I wouldn't have known that. And she's in
trouble right now. She went to Bali, which is a
region of Thailand.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is that right? It's an island. I don't think they
even know. Nobody really knows. It's just out there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
She was arrested for traveling to the country with lubricant condoms,
viagra pills and the bang bus truck. Because she is
traveling around the world having sex with as many men
as she can.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's a sex stunt, as they describe it.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She is suspected producing pornographic content and offense, which is
illegal under Indonesia's strict morality laws, could be facing fifteen
years in prison, and I'm sure she probably will now.
As all this is taking place, other OnlyFans content creators
from something called the Bop House home in La or Hollywood.
I guess where a bunch of horrors live are. They're
(12:08):
shaming her. Someone named Sophie Rain and I Shah Sophie.
It's like practically the same. It's a white girl and
an Asian girl. According to the story in Complex magazine,
they're shame. There's like this is what you get for
being a little hooker, Bonnie.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
The police have just put out a.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Report explaining what she was trying to do exactly, and
it's exactly what it sounds like. She was driving around
in a bus trying to bang as many guys as possible.
And as all this is taking place, there's a report
today in The Independent, it's a British news outlet, and
they say and weirdly, they don't even mention the other thing.
Bonnie Blue has declared her support for the Conservative candidate
(12:50):
in England, Nigel Farage.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
She claims there are too many people in the UK. Yes,
Bonnie Blue, who travels around the world having sex with
as many men as possible, is.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Apparently a right wing British nationalist.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
When she says too many people in the UK, does
it mean any certain kind of people or just any body?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's a great question. See, that's what's so confusing about this.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You'd think a woman that's trying to have sex with
one thousand men in less than twenty four hours wouldn't
be upset that there's too many people around. Maybe she's
mad that she wanted to have sex with everyone but
the number.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Was just too high. Yeah, she couldn't do it. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I will after reading all those news stories in the
Post and other news outlets as we were clicking through
the trending topics this morning on social media regarding the
world's most unlikely porn star, the most famous porn star,
I did not expect it to end with learning she
was a right wing nationalist.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, And I think maybe when she says too many people,
maybe she just means a certain kind of people that
don't seem to fit in with England, kind of like
we have too many people here that don't fit into America.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
So you would think that would be what she's talking about.
But then she traveled to a Muslim country and tried
to have sex.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
With all the men. Yeah, it's confusing, it is. I
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