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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is celebrity birthday time, this day in history time,
but we also have so.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Much going on in the world.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Like yesterday, what a glorious moment for American history when
Joe Biden took to the microphone to speak to us,
all it's been too long since we heard whatever it
is Joe saying.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And Joe Biden's broken brain is now making national headlines.
They wanted to bash him on the BBC and Al
Jazeera early this morning. They said, Joe Biden, former President
Joe Biden has finally spoken out against Donald Trump's decisions
to negotiate a deal in Russia and Ukraine. And then
they played the sound bite and boy Billy had I
think he really nailed it earlier.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is what you would do the Joe Biden go ahead, gun.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Boonton when he said, gentlemen will do the birthdays. That
tookcept one thing. Joe Biden said something that I thought
was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What did he say that was hilarious?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
During the interview, they asked him about the fact that
when he was running, he talked about handing the presidency
off to the younger generation. Huh, you know, as he
was running for president, and he said, what did he say?
That one term was always his plan?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Why was he running for re election if one term
was always the plan?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Isn't it weird how people could just say something, They
just say anything, and say an entirely different thing seconds later,
and then you're supposed to pretend they didn't just say
that other thing. Nancy Pelosi before Kamala laws said she
was the perfect candidate. We don't need an open primary,
and then hours later Nancy Pelosi said, why.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Didn't we have an open primary?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
We could have done so much better than Kamala anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Celebrity birthdays, Yes, happy birthday boy. So many big names here.
This won't take long at all. I guess we'll start
with the youngest and move on. Mister Beast, you're familiar.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, he's a YouTube personality who's famous for doing multi
million dollars stunts. And it's great because he didn't really
have a personality. He's not good looking, he's not funny,
but he figured out how to put a budget together
to go out and jump cars over a bridge or
and that's something.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And he has a chocolate bar that they make in China.
He's twenty seven today.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, it's more of a winter than I am. So
Alexander Ludwig is thirty three. Of course that's Ragnar's oldest
son on the Vikings. Okay, yeah, that guy. I never
heard of that. No, I'm still looking for. Oh Eagle
Eye Cherry, who we mentioned earlier.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh my god, an excuse to play that song again?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You and me and about I used to think this
was about a woman, but now it's about my love
for Catholicism and how I'm going to be a celibate priest. Yeah,
let's it me in this bottle of sacrificial wine.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Let's delay our misery. You only get rid from now on.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't know if you if you like you know,
like champagne, or if you like a nice white one,
which they say good for your hot health.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know if you get into.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
A Hubbles or rose, but you gotta go with strictly
red wine from now on.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Once you get to beat a priest.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I only drink try reds. You know what I call
men about bourbon. It's not a wine. I know I'm
talking about wine right now.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You can't have it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You're talking about what you drink. You only drink dry
reds is what you said. But like Joe Biden, I
have to call you out and say, you do drink bourbon.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I've seen it.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You know what I call men who drink white wine?
Mister Katteth, That's what I call it. How cute white wine?
No man drinks white wine? What kind of man are
you of?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
A white wine? Drinking white wine goes it goes well
with salad exactly? Why? What's wrong? Oh? Nothing? You drink
white wine? I do? Yeah? Oh sorry, Steve you do?
He gets a path.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, Steve's cool. I mean, come on, he left dude.
Have you guys seen Steve lefty lift? So that is
Tracy Lord's birthday. She was underage when she was doing
all that porn and so they of course destroyed it
all Today she's fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You know, it's a.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Weird gray area for the law because she tricked the
pornographers by lying to them about her age or something,
acted like she was older. And this was a long
time ago. It was like before I was around, right,
So she's older than me. So does it still qualify
as child porn? What are the rules on that? I
would think it would, But still she's the one that
tricked people into making it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So it's confusing, is my only point. You know, Randall
Tech's Cobb. That's his official, unofficial nickname. Texts he's seventy five.
Now they say professional boxer here. But he was also
in movies. I think he was in ace Ventura Pet Detective.
He was in Raising Arizona. Ernest goes to jail. Who
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doesn't remember his fine portrayal in that bro.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Those movies didn't age well, nobody talks about him anymore,
but they were fun.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'll forget.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He was in that movie with Patrick Royz. What was it, Well,
they were going over there to rescue the roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I loved her. Different movie.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
This was one in Vietnam, and that's when Tech cob.
I believe it was looked at Patrick Tracy because he
tried to do some of that karate stuff on him.
He goes, ohh yeah, you don't balt yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Uncommon valor. The whole came, whoop, ash, are.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You talking about green dragon or uncommon valor?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Uncommon? I thought.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So he did two movies about Vietnam, but they were
like twenty years apart. So I think his role in
one movie vastly definitely. You know who is good in
that Randall text, Cob he was really good. Yeah, he
was good.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No longer with Us Robert Hedges Epstein from Welcome Back, Connor.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That is kind of unfortunate. I bet they'll never be
a guy in a movie called Epstein again. No, never,
kind of like that little mustache. You can never get
a little mustache again thanks to this one guy, Tim Russert.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Again no longer with Us, Johnny unit Is, Gary Cooper
and the first Lady of Argentina don't cry for me,
Eva Baronne. I like Javier Malay's first Lady more. Oh yeah, yeah,
she's you know, still alive for one thing.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's good. Good.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Today's National Tourism Day and we're just four days out
from Mother's Day. Hope you're making plans, bro.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I'm definitely making planners. I'm gonna sell my sister some
money and have her buy flowers for my mom. Perfect
and what son could do more. Then I'm gonna call
my mom on the phone. She's gonna talk at me
for forty five minutes. I'm gonna tell you the phone
down to walk away, right, I'm gonna listen, you know,
I just I love her. I love my mom. She's
she's a good talker. Also, happy birthday, but also this
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day in history. It's a blending because it is happy
three hundred and seven years that the city of New
Orleans was founded or given birth. If you will, you
know it's kind of a big deal. New Orleans has
more character, more history than probably any other city in
the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I mean, every city.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Had racism, but New Orleans had three tiers of racism.
If they're the only ones that had that, people that
understand the history of New Orleans know what I'm talking about.
They had first, second, and third class citizens. No one
else had that. India, oh that, well, India did. No,
you're no today India has that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Bud Way.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
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and besides representing you if you have an accident, Law
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Speaker 2 (07:27):
Maybe you've heard of it. Bro.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They got all kinds of free stuff to give you.
It's the eighty fifth year for Sturgis and they got
a prize package put together worth about eighty five thousand dollars.
Just websites all you got to do. Go there styling
and sturgis dot com pro styling and Surgies sounds great, man,
that sounds awesome. That's like heaven on earth. Have the
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people at the conclave heard about this?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I don't think they get to hear about it until after.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh well, then they're probably going to run out of time.
They won't even get to qualify to win. We should
probably run down there and interrupt him and let them
know about it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
This week we are celebrating victory in Europe are called
ve and today is the reason why today. Eighty years
ago nineteen forty five, World War Two ended, at least
the European part when Germany signed an unconditional surrender all
for all.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Say, there's actually a lot of German history today. But
before I tell you about that, I want to sprinkle this.
And it's also National home Brew Day that was established
by Congress and its National roast leg of Lamb Day.
To see how stupid this is, these roast leg of
Lamb Day? Come on?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
How could that? Now?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Germany had a lot of things happened today. The surrendering
in Rhymes in northeastern France, as you pointed out, but
in nineteen fifteen, they sunk the British ocean liner, the
Lucy Tiania. One hundred and eleven hundred ninety eight lives
are lost. That's really sad.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It is sad. Yeah, pronunciation alone is just despicable.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Today, in eighteen twenty four, Beethoven debuted is nineth Symphony
while enduring severe ear loss hearing loss. Today, in eighteen
forty seven, the American Medical Association was formed in Philadelphia,
and Alfred Nobel patented dynamite. Today in eighteen sixty seven,
isn't that cool? The Nobel Prize guy created dynamite. Yeah,
we don't give any credit to that. And it's kind
of amazing they have. The Nobel Peace Prize is named
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after the guy that figured out how to blow stuff up.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's kind of awesome. That is awesome, all right.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Today, in nineteen sixty bres Nev becomes the leader of
the Soviet Union. Shelley Long left cheers today in nineteen
eighty seven. That was her choice, by the way, and
I don't even remember her on the show. And today,
in twenty seventeen, Emmanuel Macron won Francis presidential election, the
first president to ever have an elderly geriatric transgender wife.
It was a groundbreaking moment for the people of France.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Good for her.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
They celebrated by eating a crape and smoking and not
shaving their armpits in that shame those French women. They're
so beautiful. I mean, not that I would care. I'm
going to be a priest.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
But you don't care about women anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
No, but I'd still like to think that their armpits
aren't Harry. You know, of course she would. You know
that would ruin somebody's good time at the beach if
you had to look at that.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Nobody wants to look at a woman's armit they're trying
to eat. Yeah, exactly. I don't overhear with a crape.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't think you should eat at the beach. Sand
just get stuck to everything.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's the second worst thing you could do at a
beach if you don't want sand to make you uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And it's break time, stock up on your beef, tallo.
It's the Walton and Johnson Show. I gotta tell you,
I'm having a great morning than I are.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I just feel good today now that I've found my
religious reawakening.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You found your real calling in life, and it took
you nearly forty three years, but let's face it, the
first eighteen or so of those years you just kind
of wasted being a child.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
So yeah, good time, all right, I become a priest,
let's say, right, because that's obviously the right thing for me.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And I know what you're saying. Am I gonna be
bored with this by the end of the day. No,
but I would like to streamline the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That would be so unlike Kenny to announce something, you know,
a monumental decision about his life here and then do
something else again tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
This is like when I said I was going to
exclusively date POC's.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Which you did. You didn't put a time limit on it,
did you sure? Did you say forever?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And some people said, yeah, but the pocs you were
dating looked a lot like white girls, And I was like,
that's not true.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But white girls that were either born or their their ancestors,
you know, association was with another country of some kind exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, it's the same exact thing.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And that's a you know, basically, you had to get
off the you know, you got out of it for free.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's true, yeah exactly. But now I'm going to be
a priest.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's my calling now, and i'd really like to get
it done before they're finished with the conclave. Problem is,
how are they going to find out about me and
what I'm offering to the Catholic faith before this whole
thing's done with.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's true, it's a good, good problem. Boy, I don't know. Also,
do we have to alert all of the young boys
in your neighborhood? Belly id have you become a priest?
I can't say for sure. You know what happens next.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You know, I'm very comfortable with your dark humor, But
after I become Pope, I'm not going to be able
to laugh at thatt it what about priest?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I thought you're just come and be a priest. Now
you're shooting for pope.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I've got big aspirations here, guys.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
But the problem with being Pope is this, I'm gonna
have to change my name and as the first American pope.
You know what, am I gonna be? Pope George, Pope Bob.
It's got to be an American name. It can't I
can't choose something Italian or some French thing or something.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You remember the little puppy that they brought up from
the rescue shelter years ago, and everybody fell in love
with him.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
His name was Ron.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh my god, Pope Ron. It just fits, mister Kenneth.
This is why we keep you around. Once in a while.
You hit it right out of the park, Pope Ron.
This little flattered Bron's gonna. We could put that on shirts.
We could sell, We could sell it. I love WJ
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Speaker 2 (12:43):
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Pursuit of Happiness tank tops. You see the pictures of
those girls on the internet were in pursuit.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Of happiness tank tops. They look good.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I'll tell you what, if you want to be a
beautiful Catholic princess, get yourself a pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Radio tank top.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
So does the tank top make the girls look good?
Or do the girls make the tank top look good?
It's all encompassing. I just wonder what you know how
that works. It's a whirlwind of emotion. You're gonna love
the way you feel when you put it. You're gonna
love the way you look. That could be our catchphrase.
I don't think anyone's ever done that before. No, I
love WJ dot com. You're gonna like the way you look. Right,
it's just brilliant speaking of how people look. You know,
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they're still talking about that Met gala and all the
excitement that took place there, from the fashion to the hairstyles. Sure,
I don't think Ellen was there because she doesn't live
in the country anymore. But Ellen Degenerous is a brunette
now and that's exciting news in the celebrity world. And
Hilaria Baldwin explains why it is she can't speak English
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some of the time.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Here's my question about Ellen Degenerous. We all agree she
still wives in right, I don't think we have to. Okay,
if a guy changes his hair color in Hollywood, that's
not news. If a woman does, if a girl does,
it's news. But hang on gray area here asterisk sign
next Allen degenerous is gender and sexuality. She's a lesbian
if she changes her hair color, I don't think it
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should be news.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You don't run Hollywood though.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
No.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
And is she still unfortunately? Is she still married? As
far as we know, Yes, I'm me in anything. I'm
making the right decision here by becoming a priest. And
I say that because of what I just heard. NBA
legend Paul Pierce just said. You know this guy, right, mister, Oh,
Paul Pierce. He used to play for the Celtics. I
think is that right among other people?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Right?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yes, Paul Pierce was doing an interview the other day
wearing a red velvet robe, and he's.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Looking all good.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
He's got the mustache like a Hugh Hefner kind of
a look very much. Look at the watch, Look at
the look at the bling bling to people a picture
of him? What's a video? Yeah, here's no. I'm about
to hit play for you on it ready. Paul Pierce
is about to explain to you why marriage is only
for the elderly and the impoverished.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Marriage is for old people and poor people. Okay, so
let's get into that.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Why because when you broke our parents, like my mom's
and all them, they married on a meriat of like, Okay,
we're gonna put our incomes together, have all these kids,
and then with our kids, we're gonna have five ten kids.
Back in the sixties, all of them they got five
ten kids so they can work and bring income.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So the sixties. So yeah, that.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
When you get old, somebody that had to beat on
your side to take care of you. Outside of that,
it's no advantage to a man. What does it do
for a man when things go south?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Who can you just say? Go south? Whoa? Whoa? You
can't use that. You don't talk like that.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
That that expression is offensive to people that live in
the South. As someone that's lived in the South for
about the last fifteen years, I'm very offended by that.
But Paul Pierce's an interesting point here. He says that
for a man in the twenty twenty five, there's no
need to get married.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I disagree. I you know, I liked being married. I
wanted to get We're not becoming a priest. I would
like to try to get married again. Okay, But Paul
Pierce is saying there's no need to do it because
women have these new gender norms. Hey, they get to
have the better paying job, but they have men pay
for the dates they Women are now earning more, they're
more likely to get a college degree, they're more likely
to have power in the corporate or government jobs. But
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men are still required to be the bread makers to
support them. Right, men are winner, Right, many women are
the bread maker. Me and the bread winners. And you
can just get the bread off door dash, you don't
have to manage. But men still adhere to the same
gender and sex norms as the late eighteen hundreds. Women don't.
It's changed for them ever since the invention of what
is it, the birth control pills?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That stuff?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, which, and the latest on that is that those
birth control pills are hurting women. Apparently, if you take
a pill every day, that will poison part of your body.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's unhealthy. Really, I know, who knew? I know, it's shocking.
It wasn't expecting that to happen.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Every woman you've known your whole life, that's probably been
taking birth control for most of her life. And there's
they seem fine. They're still out there, aren't they. I
don't know if they were or not. I don't think
they were.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No. No.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
But all that being said, look, I think get married,
love someone. Love is love, find romance, you know, not
for me though, for you. I'm gonna be I'm gonna
be the pope, but I'm gonna be celibate. Yeah, dude,
this cardinal from Galveston. You take a look at this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
This guy's right, he's the Archbishop of Galveston, Houston, and
he's the cardinal of the entire region. To this guy
probably gets whatever he wants. He's probably got so many
chicks that's crazy, and just knocking it out left and right,
probably with influence and power. Now he's so busy, he's
doing two jobs. I mean, that's just hard working guy.
He probably barely has time to get a little sleep
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at night.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Well, you're right, you know, I'm pretty busy myself too,
radio shows a day, which are studying to be a pope.
You know, it's not easy doing all that work. But
behind the smoke, guys inside the cloak and dagger conclave
to pick the next pope. The rituals that fuel it.
We're going to take a look at those coming up
in just a little bit. But first I think you
were you were you were grinding at the tether there
you had something you wanted to share.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It was gross. I just didn't know if you guys
wanted to hear something kind of gross. Okay, I mean
on this radio show, So no fit right in.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
They did a study, you know, there's always doing studies,
and this is an important one. They found out the
average human produces enough saliva every day to fill a
wine bottle, which is enough, over the course of your
average lifetime to fill up fifty three bathtubs with saliva.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Now he's so natcy.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Here's my question, why did someone provide us with that information?
Where are you getting this from? That was part of
the the news of the day. Did you know there
are videos on the internet where people like rip their
clothes off and spit at each other and people find
that to be entertaining.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh, I'm glad you mentioned spitting on each other. Okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You know how the Pittsburgh Pirates have had a tough
time lately.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
How have we not talked about this yet?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
They had a guy fall out of the stands and
like broke his neck and stuff. Right that, Paul Skemes
gave up like three home runs in one game one time,
and then that dude hit on his girlfriend and and that. Yeah,
but now U an usher at a Pittsburgh Pirate baseball
game right beat one of the fans with his belt. Bro,
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he was like he was his daddy, took his belt
off and just went to wailing on that. Dude, did
you watch the whole video? It's kind of long. I
didn't see the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I just did. I just saw, you know, parts of it.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Okay, if the video goes on for a while, and
don't you also excited?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
We watched this video at the gym yesterday while we
were lifting weights because you know, I enjoy I enjoy
videos on the Unite videos. Yeah, and so we're watching
this video. My first question is this, Are there no
security in that entire there?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
The guy is.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
It's one dude, one usher in a baseball game and
like some drunk fan and it just keeps going on
and on and security never shows up.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
He says the reason he did that was that this
fan was rude in some way, spit at him to
a female usher first, then when he told him he
not back like that, then the fan spit at him
a male usher who decided, you know what, you need
a good whooping, and he just took his belt off
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and walloped him.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
But before that even happens, there's a fistfight and the
usher has clearly got the upper hand. The usher starts
punching the guy and the guy's bleeding all over him,
but having his blood on him didn't bother the usher
as much as the spit. That guy had a lot
of the dude's bodily fluids on him. Well, it is disrespectful, yeah,
but anyway, I'm taking the usher side on this one.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I don't understand these people who go.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
To public places and like screw with the security guard.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
No, They're like, hey man, you can't disrespect me.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I had five beers earlier, and I used to be
signed up for the for the Merchant Marines, and I
you know, stolen valor, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
It's always somebody than you. Yeah. And that black guy.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
And did you notice the black guy in the video.
He didn't look like a modern day black guy. He
looked like a black guy from the sixties or the seventies.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
This wasn't something kind of a racial thing, was it.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I mean it was yeah, No, And I don't always
pick the same sign in these racial mallarchy that goes on.
In this one, I'm definitely on the black eye side.
I thought that white guy was very disrespectful. He was,
and the black guy could throw a punch. Dude, that
guy was throwing elbows. I mean seriously that if that
guy's gonna get fired now from the pirates or whatever,
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which I don't think is fair because I don't think
he did anything wrong, I would hire him to train
me in hand to hand combat, because when I become pope,
I gotta protect myself. You know that popemobile, they gave
it away to a bunch of disabled kids.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Ed gummet.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Now you're gonna have to go buy a new popemobile.
Those things aren't cheap year, especially with Trump's tariffs. I
gotta think the price on that stuff's about to skyrocket.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I don't think the Catholic church can afford that. Where
are the white women as Walton and Johnson
It is celebrity birthday time, this day in history time,
but we also have so.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Much going on in the world.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Like yesterday, what a glorious moment for American history when
Joe Biden took to the microphone to speak to us,
all it's been too long since we heard whatever it
is Joe saying.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And Joe Biden's broken brain is now making national headlines.
They wanted to bash him on the BBC and Al
Jazeera early this morning. They said, Joe Biden, former President
Joe Biden has finally spoken out against Donald Trump's decisions
to negotiate a deal in Russia and Ukraine. And then
they played the sound bite and boy Billy had I
think he really nailed it earlier.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is what you would do the Joe Biden go ahead, gun.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Boonton when he said, gentlemen will do the birthdays. That
tookcept one thing. Joe Biden said something that I thought
was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What did he say that was hilarious?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
During the interview, they asked him about the fact that
when he was running, he talked about handing the presidency
off to the younger generation. Huh, you know, as he
was running for president, and he said, what did he say?
That one term was always his plan?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Why was he running for re election if one term
was always the plan?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Isn't it weird how people could just say something, They
just say anything, and say an entirely different thing seconds later,
and then you're supposed to pretend they didn't just say
that other thing. Nancy Pelosi before Kamala laws said she
was the perfect candidate. We don't need an open primary,
and then hours later Nancy Pelosi said, why.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Didn't we have an open primary?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
We could have done so much better than Kamala anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Celebrity birthdays, Yes, happy birthday boy. So many big names here.
This won't take long at all. I guess we'll start
with the youngest and move on. Mister Beast, you're familiar.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, he's a YouTube personality who's famous for doing multi
million dollars stunts. And it's great because he didn't really
have a personality. He's not good looking, he's not funny,
but he figured out how to put a budget together
to go out and jump cars over a bridge or
and that's something.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And he has a chocolate bar that they make in China.
He's twenty seven today.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, it's more of a winter than I am. So
Alexander Ludwig is thirty three. Of course that's Ragnar's oldest
son on the Vikings. Okay, yeah, that guy. I never
heard of that. No, I'm still looking for. Oh Eagle
Eye Cherry, who we mentioned earlier.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh my god, an excuse to play that song again?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You and me and about I used to think this
was about a woman, but now it's about my love
for Catholicism and how I'm going to be a celibate priest. Yeah,
let's it me in this bottle of sacrificial wine.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Let's delay our misery. You only get rid from now on.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't know if you if you like you know,
like champagne, or if you like a nice white one,
which they say good for your hot health.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know if you get into.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
A Hubbles or rose, but you gotta go with strictly
red wine from now on.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Once you get to beat a priest.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I only drink try reds. You know what I call
men about bourbon. It's not a wine. I know I'm
talking about wine right now.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You can't have it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You're talking about what you drink. You only drink dry
reds is what you said. But like Joe Biden, I
have to call you out and say, you do drink bourbon.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I've seen it.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You know what I call men who drink white wine?
Mister Katteth, That's what I call it. How cute white wine?
No man drinks white wine? What kind of man are
you of?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
A white wine? Drinking white wine goes it goes well
with salad exactly? Why? What's wrong? Oh? Nothing? You drink
white wine? I do? Yeah? Oh sorry, Steve you do?
He gets a path.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, Steve's cool. I mean, come on, he left dude.
Have you guys seen Steve lefty lift? So that is
Tracy Lord's birthday. She was underage when she was doing
all that porn and so they of course destroyed it
all Today she's fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You know, it's a.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Weird gray area for the law because she tricked the
pornographers by lying to them about her age or something,
acted like she was older. And this was a long
time ago. It was like before I was around, right,
So she's older than me. So does it still qualify
as child porn? What are the rules on that? I
would think it would, But still she's the one that
tricked people into making it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So it's confusing, is my only point. You know, Randall
Tech's Cobb. That's his official, unofficial nickname. Texts he's seventy five.
Now they say professional boxer here. But he was also
in movies. I think he was in ace Ventura Pet Detective.
He was in Raising Arizona. Ernest goes to jail. Who
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doesn't remember his fine portrayal in that bro.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Those movies didn't age well, nobody talks about him anymore,
but they were fun.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'll forget.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He was in that movie with Patrick Royz. What was it, Well,
they were going over there to rescue the roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I loved her. Different movie.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
This was one in Vietnam, and that's when Tech cob.
I believe it was looked at Patrick Tracy because he
tried to do some of that karate stuff on him.
He goes, ohh yeah, you don't balt yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Uncommon valor. The whole came, whoop, ash, are.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You talking about green dragon or uncommon valor?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Uncommon? I thought.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So he did two movies about Vietnam, but they were
like twenty years apart. So I think his role in
one movie vastly definitely. You know who is good in
that Randall text, Cob he was really good. Yeah, he
was good.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No longer with Us Robert Hedges Epstein from Welcome Back, Connor.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That is kind of unfortunate. I bet they'll never be
a guy in a movie called Epstein again. No, never,
kind of like that little mustache. You can never get
a little mustache again thanks to this one guy, Tim Russert.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Again no longer with Us, Johnny unit Is, Gary Cooper
and the first Lady of Argentina don't cry for me,
Eva Baronne. I like Javier Malay's first Lady more. Oh yeah, yeah,
she's you know, still alive for one thing.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's good. Good.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Today's National Tourism Day and we're just four days out
from Mother's Day. Hope you're making plans, bro.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I'm definitely making planners. I'm gonna sell my sister some
money and have her buy flowers for my mom. Perfect
and what son could do more. Then I'm gonna call
my mom on the phone. She's gonna talk at me
for forty five minutes. I'm gonna tell you the phone
down to walk away, right, I'm gonna listen, you know,
I just I love her. I love my mom. She's
she's a good talker. Also, happy birthday, but also this
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day in history. It's a blending because it is happy
three hundred and seven years that the city of New
Orleans was founded or given birth. If you will, you
know it's kind of a big deal. New Orleans has
more character, more history than probably any other city in
the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I mean, every city.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Had racism, but New Orleans had three tiers of racism.
If they're the only ones that had that, people that
understand the history of New Orleans know what I'm talking about.
They had first, second, and third class citizens. No one
else had that. India, oh that, well, India did. No,
you're no today India has that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Bud Way.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
This day in History is brought to you by Law Tigers,
and besides representing you if you have an accident, Law
Tigers would like to direct you to a website called
Styling and Sturgis.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Maybe you've heard of it. Bro.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They got all kinds of free stuff to give you.
It's the eighty fifth year for Sturgis and they got
a prize package put together worth about eighty five thousand dollars.
Just websites all you got to do. Go there styling
and sturgis dot com pro styling and Surgies sounds great, man,
that sounds awesome. That's like heaven on earth. Have the
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people at the conclave heard about this?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I don't think they get to hear about it until after.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh well, then they're probably going to run out of time.
They won't even get to qualify to win. We should
probably run down there and interrupt him and let them
know about it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
This week we are celebrating victory in Europe are called
ve and today is the reason why today. Eighty years
ago nineteen forty five, World War Two ended, at least
the European part when Germany signed an unconditional surrender all
for all.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Say, there's actually a lot of German history today. But
before I tell you about that, I want to sprinkle this.
And it's also National home Brew Day that was established
by Congress and its National roast leg of Lamb Day.
To see how stupid this is, these roast leg of
Lamb Day? Come on?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
How could that? Now?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Germany had a lot of things happened today. The surrendering
in Rhymes in northeastern France, as you pointed out, but
in nineteen fifteen, they sunk the British ocean liner, the
Lucy Tiania. One hundred and eleven hundred ninety eight lives
are lost. That's really sad.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It is sad. Yeah, pronunciation alone is just despicable.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Today, in eighteen twenty four, Beethoven debuted is nineth Symphony
while enduring severe ear loss hearing loss. Today, in eighteen
forty seven, the American Medical Association was formed in Philadelphia,
and Alfred Nobel patented dynamite. Today in eighteen sixty seven,
isn't that cool? The Nobel Prize guy created dynamite. Yeah,
we don't give any credit to that. And it's kind
of amazing they have. The Nobel Peace Prize is named
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after the guy that figured out how to blow stuff up.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's kind of awesome. That is awesome, all right.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Today, in nineteen sixty bres Nev becomes the leader of
the Soviet Union. Shelley Long left cheers today in nineteen
eighty seven. That was her choice, by the way, and
I don't even remember her on the show. And today,
in twenty seventeen, Emmanuel Macron won Francis presidential election, the
first president to ever have an elderly geriatric transgender wife.
It was a groundbreaking moment for the people of France.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Good for her.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
They celebrated by eating a crape and smoking and not
shaving their armpits in that shame those French women. They're
so beautiful. I mean, not that I would care. I'm
going to be a priest.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
But you don't care about women anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
No, but I'd still like to think that their armpits
aren't Harry. You know, of course she would. You know
that would ruin somebody's good time at the beach if
you had to look at that.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Nobody wants to look at a woman's armit they're trying
to eat. Yeah, exactly. I don't overhear with a crape.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't think you should eat at the beach. Sand
just get stuck to everything.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's the second worst thing you could do at a
beach if you don't want sand to make you uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
And it's break time, stock up on your beef, tallo.
It's the Walton and Johnson Show. I gotta tell you,
I'm having a great morning than I are.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I just feel good today now that I've found my
religious reawakening.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You found your real calling in life, and it took
you nearly forty three years, but let's face it, the
first eighteen or so of those years you just kind
of wasted being a child.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
So yeah, good time, all right, I become a priest,
let's say, right, because that's obviously the right thing for me.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And I know what you're saying. Am I gonna be
bored with this by the end of the day. No,
but I would like to streamline the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That would be so unlike Kenny to announce something, you know,
a monumental decision about his life here and then do
something else again tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
This is like when I said I was going to
exclusively date POC's.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Which you did. You didn't put a time limit on it,
did you sure? Did you say forever?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And some people said, yeah, but the pocs you were
dating looked a lot like white girls, And I was like,
that's not true.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But white girls that were either born or their their ancestors,
you know, association was with another country of some kind exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, it's the same exact thing.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
And that's a you know, basically, you had to get
off the you know, you got out of it for free.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's true, yeah exactly. But now I'm going to be
a priest.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's my calling now, and i'd really like to get
it done before they're finished with the conclave. Problem is,
how are they going to find out about me and
what I'm offering to the Catholic faith before this whole
thing's done with.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's true, it's a good, good problem. Boy, I don't know. Also,
do we have to alert all of the young boys
in your neighborhood? Belly id have you become a priest?
I can't say for sure. You know what happens next.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You know, I'm very comfortable with your dark humor, But
after I become Pope, I'm not going to be able
to laugh at thatt it what about priest?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I thought you're just come and be a priest. Now
you're shooting for pope.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I've got big aspirations here, guys.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
But the problem with being Pope is this, I'm gonna
have to change my name and as the first American pope.
You know what, am I gonna be? Pope George, Pope Bob.
It's got to be an American name. It can't I
can't choose something Italian or some French thing or something.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You remember the little puppy that they brought up from
the rescue shelter years ago, and everybody fell in love
with him.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
His name was Ron.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh my god, Pope Ron. It just fits, mister Kenneth.
This is why we keep you around. Once in a while.
You hit it right out of the park, Pope Ron.
This little flattered Bron's gonna. We could put that on shirts.
We could sell, We could sell it. I love WJ
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Speaker 2 (12:43):
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Pursuit of Happiness tank tops. You see the pictures of
those girls on the internet were in pursuit.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Of happiness tank tops. They look good.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I'll tell you what, if you want to be a
beautiful Catholic princess, get yourself a pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Radio tank top.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
So does the tank top make the girls look good?
Or do the girls make the tank top look good?
It's all encompassing. I just wonder what you know how
that works. It's a whirlwind of emotion. You're gonna love
the way you feel when you put it. You're gonna
love the way you look. That could be our catchphrase.
I don't think anyone's ever done that before. No, I
love WJ dot com. You're gonna like the way you look. Right,
it's just brilliant speaking of how people look. You know,
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they're still talking about that Met gala and all the
excitement that took place there, from the fashion to the hairstyles. Sure,
I don't think Ellen was there because she doesn't live
in the country anymore. But Ellen Degenerous is a brunette
now and that's exciting news in the celebrity world. And
Hilaria Baldwin explains why it is she can't speak English
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some of the time.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Here's my question about Ellen Degenerous. We all agree she
still wives in right, I don't think we have to. Okay,
if a guy changes his hair color in Hollywood, that's
not news. If a woman does, if a girl does,
it's news. But hang on gray area here asterisk sign
next Allen degenerous is gender and sexuality. She's a lesbian
if she changes her hair color, I don't think it
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should be news.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You don't run Hollywood though.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
No.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
And is she still unfortunately? Is she still married? As
far as we know, Yes, I'm me in anything. I'm
making the right decision here by becoming a priest. And
I say that because of what I just heard. NBA
legend Paul Pierce just said. You know this guy, right, mister, Oh,
Paul Pierce. He used to play for the Celtics. I
think is that right among other people?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Right?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yes, Paul Pierce was doing an interview the other day
wearing a red velvet robe, and he's.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Looking all good.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
He's got the mustache like a Hugh Hefner kind of
a look very much. Look at the watch, Look at
the look at the bling bling to people a picture
of him? What's a video? Yeah, here's no. I'm about
to hit play for you on it ready. Paul Pierce
is about to explain to you why marriage is only
for the elderly and the impoverished.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Marriage is for old people and poor people. Okay, so
let's get into that.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Why because when you broke our parents, like my mom's
and all them, they married on a meriat of like, Okay,
we're gonna put our incomes together, have all these kids,
and then with our kids, we're gonna have five ten kids.
Back in the sixties, all of them they got five
ten kids so they can work and bring income.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So the sixties. So yeah, that.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
When you get old, somebody that had to beat on
your side to take care of you. Outside of that,
it's no advantage to a man. What does it do
for a man when things go south?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Who can you just say? Go south? Whoa? Whoa? You
can't use that. You don't talk like that.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
That that expression is offensive to people that live in
the South. As someone that's lived in the South for
about the last fifteen years, I'm very offended by that.
But Paul Pierce's an interesting point here. He says that
for a man in the twenty twenty five, there's no
need to get married.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I disagree. I you know, I liked being married. I
wanted to get We're not becoming a priest. I would
like to try to get married again. Okay, But Paul
Pierce is saying there's no need to do it because
women have these new gender norms. Hey, they get to
have the better paying job, but they have men pay
for the dates they Women are now earning more, they're
more likely to get a college degree, they're more likely
to have power in the corporate or government jobs. But
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men are still required to be the bread makers to
support them. Right, men are winner, Right, many women are
the bread maker. Me and the bread winners. And you
can just get the bread off door dash, you don't
have to manage. But men still adhere to the same
gender and sex norms as the late eighteen hundreds. Women don't.
It's changed for them ever since the invention of what
is it, the birth control pills?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That stuff?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, which, and the latest on that is that those
birth control pills are hurting women. Apparently, if you take
a pill every day, that will poison part of your body.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's unhealthy. Really, I know, who knew? I know, it's shocking.
It wasn't expecting that to happen.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Every woman you've known your whole life, that's probably been
taking birth control for most of her life. And there's
they seem fine. They're still out there, aren't they. I
don't know if they were or not. I don't think
they were.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No. No.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
But all that being said, look, I think get married,
love someone. Love is love, find romance, you know, not
for me though, for you. I'm gonna be I'm gonna
be the pope, but I'm gonna be celibate. Yeah, dude,
this cardinal from Galveston. You take a look at this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
This guy's right, he's the Archbishop of Galveston, Houston, and
he's the cardinal of the entire region. To this guy
probably gets whatever he wants. He's probably got so many
chicks that's crazy, and just knocking it out left and right,
probably with influence and power. Now he's so busy, he's
doing two jobs. I mean, that's just hard working guy.
He probably barely has time to get a little sleep
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at night.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Well, you're right, you know, I'm pretty busy myself too,
radio shows a day, which are studying to be a pope.
You know, it's not easy doing all that work. But
behind the smoke, guys inside the cloak and dagger conclave
to pick the next pope. The rituals that fuel it.
We're going to take a look at those coming up
in just a little bit. But first I think you
were you were you were grinding at the tether there
you had something you wanted to share.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It was gross. I just didn't know if you guys
wanted to hear something kind of gross. Okay, I mean
on this radio show, So no fit right in.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
They did a study, you know, there's always doing studies,
and this is an important one. They found out the
average human produces enough saliva every day to fill a
wine bottle, which is enough, over the course of your
average lifetime to fill up fifty three bathtubs with saliva.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Now he's so natcy.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Here's my question, why did someone provide us with that information?
Where are you getting this from? That was part of
the the news of the day. Did you know there
are videos on the internet where people like rip their
clothes off and spit at each other and people find
that to be entertaining.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh, I'm glad you mentioned spitting on each other. Okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You know how the Pittsburgh Pirates have had a tough
time lately.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
How have we not talked about this yet?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
They had a guy fall out of the stands and
like broke his neck and stuff. Right that, Paul Skemes
gave up like three home runs in one game one time,
and then that dude hit on his girlfriend and and that. Yeah,
but now U an usher at a Pittsburgh Pirate baseball
game right beat one of the fans with his belt. Bro,
(19:30):
he was like he was his daddy, took his belt
off and just went to wailing on that. Dude, did
you watch the whole video? It's kind of long. I
didn't see the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I just did. I just saw, you know, parts of it.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Okay, if the video goes on for a while, and
don't you also excited?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
We watched this video at the gym yesterday while we
were lifting weights because you know, I enjoy I enjoy
videos on the Unite videos. Yeah, and so we're watching
this video. My first question is this, Are there no
security in that entire there?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
The guy is.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
It's one dude, one usher in a baseball game and
like some drunk fan and it just keeps going on
and on and security never shows up.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
He says the reason he did that was that this
fan was rude in some way, spit at him to
a female usher first, then when he told him he
not back like that, then the fan spit at him
a male usher who decided, you know what, you need
a good whooping, and he just took his belt off
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and walloped him.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
But before that even happens, there's a fistfight and the
usher has clearly got the upper hand. The usher starts
punching the guy and the guy's bleeding all over him,
but having his blood on him didn't bother the usher
as much as the spit. That guy had a lot
of the dude's bodily fluids on him. Well, it is disrespectful, yeah,
but anyway, I'm taking the usher side on this one.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I don't understand these people who go.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
To public places and like screw with the security guard.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
No, They're like, hey man, you can't disrespect me.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I had five beers earlier, and I used to be
signed up for the for the Merchant Marines, and I
you know, stolen valor, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
It's always somebody than you. Yeah. And that black guy.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
And did you notice the black guy in the video.
He didn't look like a modern day black guy. He
looked like a black guy from the sixties or the seventies.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
This wasn't something kind of a racial thing, was it.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I mean it was yeah, No, And I don't always
pick the same sign in these racial mallarchy that goes on.
In this one, I'm definitely on the black eye side.
I thought that white guy was very disrespectful. He was,
and the black guy could throw a punch. Dude, that
guy was throwing elbows. I mean seriously that if that
guy's gonna get fired now from the pirates or whatever,
(21:38):
which I don't think is fair because I don't think
he did anything wrong, I would hire him to train
me in hand to hand combat, because when I become pope,
I gotta protect myself. You know that popemobile, they gave
it away to a bunch of disabled kids.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Ed gummet.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Now you're gonna have to go buy a new popemobile.
Those things aren't cheap year, especially with Trump's tariffs. I
gotta think the price on that stuff's about to skyrocket.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I don't think the Catholic church can afford that. Where
are the white women as Walton and Johnson
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