What Is Brain Rot - FRI 7.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I came up with the it's the rain delay music.
You got right there, is it?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's what that is.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yeah, yeah, there was a lightning delay last night during
the game. I didn't watch the whole game, but if
you saw the first half, you saw the whole thing,
because all they did was kick a field goal the
whole second half after. I got to tell you, this
bothered me a lot. I'd rather see the players running
around on the field dodging lightning bolts and have to
put up with listening to Chris Collinsworth talk. They apparently

(00:29):
during a commercial they came in. They told Chris Collinsworth
and that guy he's with their uh poor guy that
he works with. Man, I don't know how he does it.
They said, Uh, there's as a lightning delay. We don't
know how long it's gonna take, and and we got
nothing to put on in the meantime, So why y'all
just talk and and and you know how they'll on TV.
They got a guy that always goes stretch us out.
We need you to feel more time, fill some time,

(00:51):
what Kenny, you know what that's like. When they have
these uh, these big comedy shows, they've they've got space
in between the comedians and they run you out there
to you know, fill some time time?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Right, sure?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, he gots go out and kill some time. Nice?
He is a headliner, No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Okay, well not really a headliner, more of a host
or a feature.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
But that's fine. It's just a thing I do for
fun on the sign?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Would you say that you are funny or as funny
or less funny than accused murderer Amanda Knox?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Boy, you know, I've never heard her routine before. She has.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
We should give it a listen later.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Can she do a strong fifteen you know, stand up
comedy for.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know, a strong ten, strong, punch it up fifteen
at the.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Moment, just get out there and you're fifteen? Yeah, what
can you do? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, you know she's she's gonna try her hand at
stand up now. I don't know if you have any
tips for her. If you feel like she's a threat,
she's a competition. How you want to handle that? But
what you've got to deal with it?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
What does Amanda Knox look like today? Yeah? I could
help her? Okay? Good? Yeah? Absolutely, yeah, give her my number.
I'll talk to Amanda Knox.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I just wonder if she's funny, and I don't mean
you should try to date her?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, what would you add? And she'd kill.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Her husband or boyfriend or him accused?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, just a cute. She's free to do stand up
or OnlyFans are. Well, what would you rather do? Listen
to Amanda Knox do stand up, Listen to Chris Collins
Earth do sports commentary, or hang on option three, listen
to any zoomer use zoomer slang?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
How long?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I could put up with it for about ten or
fifteen seconds because it's kind of funny because it's how
stupid they are.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
But after that, No, we figured this. We figured this
out at the gym yesterday. I was talking about my
buddy Bob earlier. He's one of my coaches, and uh,
he's a teacher, a height history teacher in high school,
and he pointed out to me that zoomer's slang is
getting dumber than ever. You know, they say things like
riz skibbety yeat cap no cap sleigh do lulu let

(02:42):
them cook mid You've heard these. You say things like
that just mockingly. Yeah, but he doesn't do it, you know, seriously.
But the new thing now is six'. Seven uh? Huh
what about? Eight why they'd leave eight? Up they just there's.
Five they just say six to. Seven and here's the
problem with six. Seven it doesn't mean. ANYTHING a lot
of our listeners who have teenage kids have been pointing
out to me how this is a common. Thing kids

(03:04):
will just say six to seven for no. Reason that's
a thing they. Say nobody will even be talking to.
Them they'll just be sitting there and all of a,
sudden they'll just look six seven. Exactly they'll be, like
are you. Hungry they'll, Go i'm hungry six?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Seven, well you've engaged, THERE i thought you. Meant they
just say it without any engagement in.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Conversation it has no. Context it means. Nothing it can
be said at any point at to do it exactly
because they're really it's really. Annoying or so here's here's
the good. News there's a way to make them stop doing.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It what do you? Do go eight?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Nine, no, no, no no. No the way to make
them stop doing it is to do.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It once the, adults the grown, ups the parents latch
onto something like. That the kids have to abandon it
because it's not cool. Anymore you get, it do we
say cool anymore or do they have a word for
that that they'd like us to start using.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Too only if you're a. TINYSAUR i got it, THAT
i think. So BUT i feel like there's something to.
This somewhere out. There there's a parent listening to us
in their car and they have a teenage, kid and
they've heard this six. Seven it's a common thing that
kids are saying now that they're getting back to school this,
year and they're probably annoyed by, it and they think
they just have to tolerate. It you don't your your
magic gift your keys to the. Car i'm giving them

(04:14):
to you right. Now you could drive this thing off a.
Cliff all you have to do is do. It that's.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Right it worked years ago when my kids was, young
and they have Like polyesterrad has some girlfriends, over you,
know the sure little young little girls come over in
their little little tight shorts and. Stuff some of them
was on the volleyball. Team, anyway excuse. Me they start
playing that music that they, like you know THAT i
couldn't stand AND i figured it out one. Day best

(04:41):
way to get them to turn that off would be
for me to come in there and start singing, along
dancing and just enjoy and all that crap they were.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Playing so you'd put on Fergo issious and start dancing to.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
It they'd put it ON i don't know what that,
is and.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Then, well this is the kind of music that was
call When Polly ester was probably in middle.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Score the more it annoys, you the more you have
to act like you're into. It, see and then they
just actually they ended up going to one of the
other girls, houses, okay which worked out for.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Me and, then, uh what else was cool back? Then
the hump? Song? Right was that a thing humps my?
Hump that must have made you a little.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Uncomfortable not care for, That but WHEN i danced to,
it the girls didn't care for it. Either and Then
i'd do things, like you, Know i'd pull my shirt
out like that and act LIKE i had.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Boobs that's. Creepy you know what you should have.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Done i'm surprised other parents didn't come over and shoot.
You i'm surprised it's still not happening, now but me
too a little. Bit maybe another clever thing like taking
that to level? Two tell them you Hate Hank williams
and don't ever listen To Hank williams in this, house
and then they'd probably listen to that all the.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Time it's risky because you don't want your friends to
actually hear you say stuff like that out.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Loud, yeah but if you just told your friends ahead of.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Time i'm trying to get my kids to start listening
To whalen the purl, headgent maybe some.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Skinner do you guys like? Skinnered? MAN i love, skinner,
dude that's my.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Thing you listen to it at a volume that is
acceptable to the people around.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
You every time they, said do you like to like
turn it? Up when they say turn it? UP i
almost always will turn it up every less every time it's.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Already at full. Volume and then you have to take
it to. Eleven, wait hang, on turn it. Up see
he says turn it?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
UP i turn it.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
UP i turn it up every. Time, man don't even
act LIKE i didn't turn it. Up some people don't
turn it. Up you know what's coming ahead of? Time
why didn't you already have it?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Up BECAUSE i like them to tell.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Me you got to wait for.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
It, YEAH i like to hear. It you, know these
guys weren't even From. Alabama where were they FROM i
don't Remember San francisco or, something you don't. Know, yeah
they were from the Bay remember you're thinking about.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
That other group that did the little song about down
on The bayou and.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Stuff you mean creating a square water and all. That you,
know it's weird about. That where were they?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Revinded because there wasn't like another band that's sounded like, them,
right was there like A Credence clearwater and then they
Were Credance Clearwater.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Revival i'm just, saying if you want to be.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Revival and on that, note there's all these rappers Call Lil,
Something Lil, Wayne Lil, flip Litl, pomp little uzy. Vert
you can't be little uzyvert if there's no big oozy.
Vert where's big? Oozyvert that's a good.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Question maybe a lot of them was just saying they are,
smaller littler if you, will then some of the bigger
rappers that's been out, there if you know Who i'm.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Saying maybe it was just a description of their. Manhood
wasn't there a Biggie, Yeah Biggie smalls, Right, oh he's.
Both he was big and. Little BECAUSE i never thought about,
It but you're, right because The smalls is in, there so.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
He was just constantly at odds with. Himself it's a good. Point, yeah, Yeah,
wow it's. Sad, honestly you just blew my. Mind i'm
starting to rethink my whole life right, now blowing you
twice this, morning.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Respectfully who gives a shit About mexican? Food sure it tastes,
good but every dish is the exact same. Thing everything
is a, taco but they call it different. Things it's it's.
Bullshit IF i served a burger to you upside, down
it's still a, Burger, okay it's. It it doesn't become a.

(08:14):
SALAD i feel Like i'm taking crazy. Pills someone else
has had to have picked up on this as, well, right.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
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Speaker 4 (08:23):
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Speaker 1 (08:41):
Rod you, know just little word you say this since
you came back from Commercial.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
This is a term that skivity is a term that zoomers.
Use there's this, animal there's this video on The internet.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Of a guy with his head in the.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Toilet was supposed to say biboty after give skibbity. Bivity,
NO i guess it's a different.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Thing well, ANYWAY i don't know if you wonder why
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Speaker 3 (09:05):
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Speaker 1 (09:12):
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Speaker 4 (09:15):
Generation AFTER i got you know, What i'll play White
devil's advocate on that they're more conservative than.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Boomers they go to church more than millennials.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
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Speaker 2 (09:41):
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Speaker 4 (09:42):
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no Not Ben. Stiller That's Ben. Stein's ben's Ben. Stiller's
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like a? Monkey, yeah why does he look like a?
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(10:02):
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That Margot Robbie Jamie? PRESLEY i GUESS i take that
one back. Immediately we do need both of.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
There you're you, know, yeah you need?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
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Speaker 4 (10:13):
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Speaker 5 (10:13):
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Speaker 2 (10:14):
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Speaker 4 (10:16):
Space why is it like when it really hot chick
says something funny and? Redneckish it's even funnier than when
like that's.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
The, Thing.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Billy, yeah you're pretty funny when you're like being all white.
Trashy but if you were a hot chick, man you'd be.
Hilarious who's who's?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Funny you Think i'm? Funny?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Funny how you know you're?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Funny you made me like like a stand up, comedian,
funny funny like a, clown or funny Like Richard? Gear you,
know just funny you tell. Jokes you're not Like Richard.
Gear you're definitely not Like Richard gear whs the last
JOKE i told? You oh remember any? Jokes i'm, Told,
yeah you don't remember telling no. Jokes he tells a

(10:53):
lot of. Jokes yeah you. Do, YEAH i don't know
IF i could tell some of them on the. Air
there was that one about how to do Aids reese on.
Mice oh yeah. Yeah first of, all you gotta have
a lot of dick tape.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Handy.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
YEAH i can't tell that joke out in the air
THAT i wouldn't. Think so we had a, boy we
were gonna do a lot of stuff this. Morning can
you believe we've almost been on the air now for three?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Hours you believe it's almost eight O'clock central? TIME i,
mean it's just flying, by WHICH i guess it's a
testament to just the quality of entertainment you're receiving for.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Free we have all these great sound bites Of Bobby
kennedy that we were going to play on.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
The show this, well but it Is Bobby, Kennedy and
why do you feel comfortable calling Him? Bobby his name
Is Robert.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
No, No i'm, On He's. Maha I'm Team. Maha i'm
A maha. Guy Yesterday Bobby kennedy was stopped.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Like indian people or. Something, NO i think that's when
you say Team. MAHA i thought you meant you were
like dating The. Maharajah, No Mahatma. Gandhi that's totally. Different another.
One you know, WHAT i don't get why The Ma gandhi.
Thing it's his name Was. Gandhi where's The Ma gandhi come?
From do you ever think about? That why do you
guys call him? That it's just is It Mahat? Gandhi
when they Say President, trump do you think that his

(12:03):
first name is? President, no that's his title. Exactly what's
Ma hot Is mahat like the Leader? India you know
why don't they Say Mahat Mamodi mody's the leader opened
the door for. YOU I i waved a, HAND i
allowed you gained. ENTRANCE i can't hold your hand any.
Longer that woman's, name by the, way that is playing

(12:25):
in THE Us open finals tomorrow Is Amanda kiss And
A Nissa mova and she's Playing Saba Anka Saba, Yeah,
amanda go a, Man i'm on Team, amanda even though
you know she's playing the number one seated girl in the.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Tournament i'm sorry you're wasting airtime on women's tennis right.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Now come, on Mister, kenneth.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
How much airtime did you waste on women's basketball all summer?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Long? None, yeah you. Did only something went? Funny how
up in like a green dildo on the. Court that's
HOW i would watch that all.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Day you'll watch Tennith, now if somebody will just launch
some marital aids onto the court, occasionally.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Let me ask you a, question Mister. Kenneth you don't
ask and.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Ask you don't like doing push, ups, RIGHT i don't,
mind but you're not like.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
A push up. GUY i have.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
TIME i prefer things, like you, know the, yoga for.
Example it's much better for you than just building your. Muscles,
Okay but nobody likes doing. Yoga they just like the
way they feel, afterwards, RIGHT i love my. Yoga my son,
SALUTES i do the Twelve. HAFA i do twelve of
The hala sun. Salutations you're getting far away from the

(13:42):
Point i'm trying to make.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Here nobody knows what that.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Means exercise is, uncomfortable it, hurts but you do it
because afterwards it makes you healthier and. Stronger is that
kind of what it's like to listen To ROBERT.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
F Kennedy.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Junior you got to toughen up a little, bit don't.
You it's not easy to listen to this. Voice but
he's making some great. Points yesterday during The senate here on.
Vaccines want to turn everything into a sound.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Bite it makes it.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
You, know you can't have a grown up.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Conversation but you, know there were more reports TO, theirs
which is the only surveillance system that we, have of
injuries and deaths from that vaccine that all vaccines put
together in. History we have to acknowledge that there was a.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Cause we acknowledge that there was a.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
Benefit we can't quantify either one because of the day
data chaos AT.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Cdc and that's All i'm.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Saying and they Think i'm being evasive BECAUSE i won't
make a kind of a statement that's almost religious in.
Nature did it save a million? Lives, well there's no
data to support, that or maybe. Data you, know there's
no study, that there's modeling, studies there's multi. Data i'm

(14:55):
not going to sign on to something if.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's a sixty second sound. Bite what's killing? You that
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