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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Calm down.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We got a lot of listeners emailing us about that
lady that don't like being white, and they should uh,
plenty of options for one guy should what about that?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Can she do that?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Rachel doles all things where you real tan and you
curl your hair up and you just go around tell
everybody you're not white.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
She pretended pretty good.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You ever noticed how whenever there's a college professor that's
pretending to be a race that they're not, they're never
pretending to be white. No, they're always pretending to be
something else. Then why wouldn't you just pretend to be
the privilege? If that was actually the way things work
these days? Yeah, if it's so much better to be
white whitey does no one ever pretend to be white?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
This guy had.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think the best idea is, don't like being white?
How about we tar and feather that stupid be hot?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, I'm against that idea. I don't think it would work.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean, she wouldn't be white anymore if you if
you rolled her around a bunch of tar.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
To your point, that would give her what she claims
to want. But it sounds illegal and we're not for it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So that another one is a state Rep. Lady doesn't
want to be white. She could color her skin dark and.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, yeah, like I said, Brot Rachel Dollles, all, that's
kind of what we already covered though.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Thank you for that. Yeah, what an odd thing to say. Hmmm.
I don't like me. I really don't like being not
comfortable being white.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Man, be honest with you. I don't like that you're
white either, because it makes you more similar to me.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't care for that at all.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Speaking of white people. Whole Foods in Los Angeles, this
is a news story, all right. There was a massive
brawl that broke out at a Whole Foods over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It did millions of dollars worth of damage. That's right.
They knocked over one display of water bottles. That's all
it takes.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, anyway, let's hope it doesn't spread nationwide for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
The ultimate snackdown at Whole Foods. Just when you thought
it was safe to grab some organic lmond butter. It's
a cold time between the East three loaves and the
sparkling linen water. It's the guy stocking up on tail
chips and zeu seed versus the guy defending his cart
full of grass fed jerky and cold craft of green juice,
kyles of gluten free snacks have never been more dangerous,
(02:03):
missed them.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, that's our diversity, it's our strength. I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure it was all white people. Whole Foods
in LA they have.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
A diversity of products, and that's whole food strength.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I will admit, I haven't. I haven't seen the video yet.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Don't you go to Whole Foods pretty regular? You make
fun of it all the time, But don't you go there?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's right by the radio stationing by my house. Yeah,
and so what's your point? He would cost more money
for me to drive somewhere else. Well, there's probably a
mosque pretty close to Do you go there?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I do.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
They get really don't you go to Catholic church and
you don't lie to people? They get mad when I
do the hail Mary's I bet they do. Rob Reiner's wife, Michelle,
she's dead now too, was the photographer who took the
photo for the original cover of Donald Trump's Art of
the Deal his book.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, now that was the time, and people have a
short memory. They forget up. Until he started running for
president as a Republican. Democrats loved the band. They loved him.
He gave him lots of money, He hung out with him,
and they got to go to attend charity and celebrity
events and boxing and oh he was a darling until
(03:15):
he became a Republican. And now, of course they don't
have the derangement syndrome.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, it's true. It doesn't take much, does it. Amanda
Sefried's another one. She said she will not effing apologize
for calling Charlie Kirk a bad person. He's like, all right, Amanda,
you win. You know he's dead. He doesn't get to respond. Yeah, yeh,
you're you're all tough now. Huh girl, for.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The record, like, who have you helped in your life?
What have you done? That's so great?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Robert and his wife, Michelle, was a singer as well
as apparently a photographer.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I thought her last name was singer. Oh is that it? Yeah?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well then what does she before she was married? I
guess maybe she did photography, because otherwise how would you
get that that job? To do that?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You mentioned the Heisman Trophy winner earlier, and I had
no idea there was such a controversy involved, because generally
folks are pretty polite at those events.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But the guy that won was the named Fernando Mendoza, right.
The guy that came in second was Diego Pavia. And
he is pissed. He is really, well, not anymore, but
he was that night. He was there of course with this,
you know, some of his teammates and his muchachas and
(04:27):
his muchachos.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
After losing the Heisman Trophy to the quarterback from Indiana,
the quarterback from was this Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, that's Vanderbilt.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
He he took to his social media account that night
and wrote, f all the voters. Now, he didn't spell
it all out, but I think you know what the
big capital F word is, f all the voters, but family,
because his offensive line was with him and protected him. Now,
he also included a thumbs down emoji here.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I have never met this kid.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I've never heard him talk very mature, but when I
read him, but when I read his tweets, I just
imagine him talking like these. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't think he actually does. He's really mad, Holmes.
He wanted to get that Heisman for him.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And then, of course, the next day at twenty four
hours later, he writes this big apology about how he's
a competitor and as a competitor, you know, he wanted
to win, and when he didn't win, he got all
you know, but heard about it and everything.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
His vulgar reaction is far from shocking. In November, the
self assured field general punctuated his Heisman case by proclaiming
that both his stats and tape reflected undoubtedly the best
player in college football.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Undoubtedly so a new thing for him to come off
a little hot headed and egotistical.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
He says, the Heisman Trophy winner goes to the best,
but here in college football, I believe that to be myself.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You check the numbers, and especially that's two things that
don't lie to you, numbers and tapes homes.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You think there's a chance we could actually hear a
recording of his voice to see just how close you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Are no him what he talks like. Okay, I have
no idea what he talks like. I know you don't.
He probably don't, but now for all of us, but
that's he's gonna sound.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's how going forward. Well remember and also, you know
who he reminds me of a little bit way back
in the day. Do you remember how Aaron Hernandez used
to get cocky like this?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, Now whatever happened to that old guy? Yeah? Gay
Saxon suicide.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I think the best to ignore all that went to prison,
banged a bunch of dudes in the shower and killed himself.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
People have commented how funny it is that in college
and pros when the coaches do something wrong, we get
in trouble. Yeah, like the coach recently from Michigan who
had him a wife and three kids, but he also
had a little side action going on and this and that,
and we've seen it from coaches before.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
They generally tend to get fired because they have something
in their contract, you know, some kind of a clause
about how they got act right and be good, you know,
moralities and all that kind of stuff. But for the players,
none of that seems to matter. No, you can get
murderers playing in the NFL and they're celebrated, and then
they retire and they give them a job broadcasting and
(07:10):
they're celebrated again. But the coaches have to live up
to a different standard. We don't require the players to
act right at all.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, people don't act right and sports and business, even
in love of you, guys, I was just taking a
look at the Amy Schumer divorce story. I knew you
were interested. I mean, I don't care a lot, but
it's getting a lot of attention. So it's hard to
ignore the news stories that't. You're browsing different news websites
this morning. I can't help but notice she just lost
an absurd amount of weight. I mean, she is half
(07:38):
the person she used to be, and as soon as
she loses all that weight, boom.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
She leaves her husband. Bye Bye, hubby, cold blooded you. Lately,
there's a statement that's been out there all over the place.
It's a quote from a lot of people. It said,
Trump's been right about everything, and if you think about it,
I really have stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We're gonna get to it. We get what to the
birthday stuff at the time of the hour or not
yet though.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, in the meantime, I.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Did neglect to mention when we're covering sports earlier, that
we got the Monday night football game tonight, Miami going
to Pittsburgh. What if there's a little chili, a little snowy,
a little wintry in Pittsburgh. And I don't know if
you have noticed, the Miami Dolphins do not play well
TUA among the whole time. They just generally don't play
well in the cold weather. And that's what they gotta
(08:36):
do tonight. And if you're not interested, because you're not
a Miami or Pittsburgh' steal a fan, I will say
to this, how many more opportunities are you going to
have to watch Aaron Rodgers quarterback in the NFL team?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Not a lot? Not a lot. That's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
So it's something to take a look at tonight. In
the meantime, Indiana University's Fernando Mendoza won the Heisman Trophy
on Saturday. I thought it would have gone to Jordan Hodson.
I mean, after all, she is the most consistent ball
handler in college football.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You're right about that. But we do popular a thing.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We do have some other awards to give out, like
the name for the quarterback with the coolest name.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
The nominees for the college quarterback with the coolest sounding
name are Georgia's Gunner Stockton from Texas arch Manning, Oregon's
Dante Moore, and BYU's Bear Bachmeyer.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Sure, and the winner is Arch Manning. It's not only
that cool, that's that Manning privilege is what it is.
He's got the Manning privilege.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's no fair.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I mean he is uncomfortable most days being a Manning.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You know, when parents give their kids a cool name
and that kid plays on a big college football team,
there should probably be an award for that too, don't
you think so?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Could there be? How about for the parents out there?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
The nominees for college player of various positions with the
coolest sounding name are from Arizona State, Bla He's in
Lono Wong, Colorado States, Rocky Bears from cal Legend Journey,
SMU's King Large from South Carolina, Demon Clowney in San
(10:16):
Jose State's Sir Bible And the winner is Rocky Bears.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, fun fact about that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Can you'll tell me why kool Aid ain't want to
prize you racism death all gotta be But in the
NFL because there's a black guy.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, they play for the Saints.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yes, college football, Yeah, but he not getting a lot
of attention either Colse. He playing for the say some
of the Sames. I ain't get a lot of attention
probably for the best right now. But kool Aid playing quarterback,
just love the game, loved to play, and the people
kool Aid too, So let's give it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Up, all right.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Well, we can't take away from Rocky Beers moment, guys.
Rocky Beers was born in Littleton, Colorado, just thirty miles
away from Goldon the home of course tip one back
to Rocky's day for that one.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's kind of cool. Rocky's dead
with all right, man.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I mean he's funny. Yeah, at least he's got a
good sense of humor about it. You know, not everybody
does nowadays. Sense of humor isn't as comedy as he
used to be. I noticed people are getting real touchy.
That's why we're having a comedy show Saturday night at
the Dosey Dough in the Woodland suit up this weekend,
a Christmas themed edition, a couple's therapy.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You're gonna want to be part of that Saturday.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
When you say Christmas theme, are you gonna wear one
of those little red and white hats?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, I'll probably wear something, you know, I'll probably put
something on that Antler's gonna put some of those antlers
on like they do on dogs.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well, I can't do both one or the other, but
you could switch it out. You could be on stage
quite a while. What do you think, I'm you, I'm
not gonna do a costume change.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Costume changes is it's a staple of showbiz.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I don't do costume changes. I just wear the clothes
I showed up in. I don't even change before I
go on stage unless I'm sweaty or something.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, there's some underarmedy odorant and maybe run some water
through your hair and call it a day.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What was that stuff? We were backstage at that hor bath.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
We were backstage with that uh that that honky tongue
in denim springs, and they had that stuff that hairspray
that the ladies in the eighties used to use. What's
a depp or something? I forget what it was called. Yeah,
what was it called? Eighties hairspray? They have different things,
but the Aquinet, that's what it was.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Aquinet. You talk about my old girlfriend bro I used that. Yeah, no,
name was Netta. No, that wasn't not.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Seen the fingernails on that lady. I mean, they wasn't
good for scratching because they curled under. You know, she
couldn't really use them to like give you good head
scratching because they curled too bad.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But she had and they was.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Fear aquinnet was impressive. You know you can use that
to patch a tire.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, among other things.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Uh, we were chatting early this morning. I don't know
if you were listening then, although many of our listeners
do listen all morning long, and we talked about the
Minnesota Attorney General, Keith something or Keith Ellison, and and
how unusual it was that he was part of this
whole event, well revelation. According to Right Angle News, Keith
(13:06):
Ellison met with and took money from the Somali fraudsters.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, not a surprise.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
On top of that, it has now been revealed. And
I don't think they volunteered this, but somebody noticed. Keith
Ellison's son has been collecting a one hundred and ten
thousand dollars salary plus a fifty seven thousand dollars living
expense stipend from the Minneapolis City Council while he attends Harvard.
(13:33):
So he's making almost two hundred thousand a year for
a job that he doesn't have to do anything for
and is attending Harvard.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
And his dad's a black Muslim bell. That must be
more of that white privilege. I guess that's what that is,
all right, all right, exciting news guys. Mirian Webster's word
of the year. What do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It? Is it a compound word or is it two words? Like?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Remember the rage baits bait person of the was all
the people that were involved in creating artificial intelligence?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So what do we get from these people? Slop? I'm sorry,
slop like in hogslop.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Creepy, zany and demonstratably fake content is often called slop.
The words proliferation online in part thanks to the widespread
availability of generative artificial intelligence landed at Miriam Webster's twenty
twenty five word of the Year.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Are they out of touch or are we? Because this
is a first I've heard of it, and it's supposed
to be the word of the year. Normally we've at
least heard of the word of the year. Slop totally
new to me.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
Johnson podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end. Does it mean we're going away now,
never to be heard again.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love
Calm down.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We got a lot of listeners emailing us about that
lady that don't like being white, and they should uh,
plenty of options for one guy should what about that?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Can she do that?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Rachel doles all things where you real tan and you
curl your hair up and you just go around tell
everybody you're not white.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
She pretended pretty good.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You ever noticed how whenever there's a college professor that's
pretending to be a race that they're not, they're never
pretending to be white. No, they're always pretending to be
something else. Then why wouldn't you just pretend to be
the privilege? If that was actually the way things work
these days? Yeah, if it's so much better to be
white whitey does no one ever pretend to be white?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
This guy had.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think the best idea is, don't like being white?
How about we tar and feather that stupid be hot?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, I'm against that idea. I don't think it would work.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean, she wouldn't be white anymore if you if
you rolled her around a bunch of tar.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
To your point, that would give her what she claims
to want. But it sounds illegal and we're not for it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So that another one is a state Rep. Lady doesn't
want to be white. She could color her skin dark and.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, yeah, like I said, Brot Rachel Dollles, all, that's
kind of what we already covered though.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Thank you for that. Yeah, what an odd thing to say. Hmmm.
I don't like me. I really don't like being not
comfortable being white.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Man, be honest with you. I don't like that you're
white either, because it makes you more similar to me.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't care for that at all.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Speaking of white people. Whole Foods in Los Angeles, this
is a news story, all right. There was a massive
brawl that broke out at a Whole Foods over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It did millions of dollars worth of damage. That's right.
They knocked over one display of water bottles. That's all
it takes.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, anyway, let's hope it doesn't spread nationwide for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
The ultimate snackdown at Whole Foods. Just when you thought
it was safe to grab some organic lmond butter. It's
a cold time between the East three loaves and the
sparkling linen water. It's the guy stocking up on tail
chips and zeu seed versus the guy defending his cart
full of grass fed jerky and cold craft of green juice,
kyles of gluten free snacks have never been more dangerous,
(02:03):
missed them.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, that's our diversity, it's our strength. I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure it was all white people. Whole Foods
in LA they have.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
A diversity of products, and that's whole food strength.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I will admit, I haven't. I haven't seen the video yet.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Don't you go to Whole Foods pretty regular? You make
fun of it all the time, But don't you go there?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's right by the radio stationing by my house. Yeah,
and so what's your point? He would cost more money
for me to drive somewhere else. Well, there's probably a
mosque pretty close to Do you go there?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I do.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
They get really don't you go to Catholic church and
you don't lie to people? They get mad when I
do the hail Mary's I bet they do. Rob Reiner's wife, Michelle,
she's dead now too, was the photographer who took the
photo for the original cover of Donald Trump's Art of
the Deal his book.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, now that was the time, and people have a
short memory. They forget up. Until he started running for
president as a Republican. Democrats loved the band. They loved him.
He gave him lots of money, He hung out with him,
and they got to go to attend charity and celebrity
events and boxing and oh he was a darling until
(03:15):
he became a Republican. And now, of course they don't
have the derangement syndrome.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, it's true. It doesn't take much, does it. Amanda
Sefried's another one. She said she will not effing apologize
for calling Charlie Kirk a bad person. He's like, all right, Amanda,
you win. You know he's dead. He doesn't get to respond. Yeah, yeh,
you're you're all tough now. Huh girl, for.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The record, like, who have you helped in your life?
What have you done? That's so great?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Robert and his wife, Michelle, was a singer as well
as apparently a photographer.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I thought her last name was singer. Oh is that it? Yeah?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well then what does she before she was married? I
guess maybe she did photography, because otherwise how would you
get that that job? To do that?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You mentioned the Heisman Trophy winner earlier, and I had
no idea there was such a controversy involved, because generally
folks are pretty polite at those events.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But the guy that won was the named Fernando Mendoza, right.
The guy that came in second was Diego Pavia. And
he is pissed. He is really, well, not anymore, but
he was that night. He was there of course with this,
you know, some of his teammates and his muchachas and
(04:27):
his muchachos.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
After losing the Heisman Trophy to the quarterback from Indiana,
the quarterback from was this Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, that's Vanderbilt.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
He he took to his social media account that night
and wrote, f all the voters. Now, he didn't spell
it all out, but I think you know what the
big capital F word is, f all the voters, but family,
because his offensive line was with him and protected him. Now,
he also included a thumbs down emoji here.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I have never met this kid.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I've never heard him talk very mature, but when I
read him, but when I read his tweets, I just
imagine him talking like these. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't think he actually does. He's really mad, Holmes.
He wanted to get that Heisman for him.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And then, of course, the next day at twenty four
hours later, he writes this big apology about how he's
a competitor and as a competitor, you know, he wanted
to win, and when he didn't win, he got all
you know, but heard about it and everything.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
His vulgar reaction is far from shocking. In November, the
self assured field general punctuated his Heisman case by proclaiming
that both his stats and tape reflected undoubtedly the best
player in college football.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Undoubtedly so a new thing for him to come off
a little hot headed and egotistical.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
He says, the Heisman Trophy winner goes to the best,
but here in college football, I believe that to be myself.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You check the numbers, and especially that's two things that
don't lie to you, numbers and tapes homes.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You think there's a chance we could actually hear a
recording of his voice to see just how close you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Are no him what he talks like. Okay, I have
no idea what he talks like. I know you don't.
He probably don't, but now for all of us, but
that's he's gonna sound.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's how going forward. Well remember and also, you know
who he reminds me of a little bit way back
in the day. Do you remember how Aaron Hernandez used
to get cocky like this?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, Now whatever happened to that old guy? Yeah? Gay
Saxon suicide.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I think the best to ignore all that went to prison,
banged a bunch of dudes in the shower and killed himself.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
People have commented how funny it is that in college
and pros when the coaches do something wrong, we get
in trouble. Yeah, like the coach recently from Michigan who
had him a wife and three kids, but he also
had a little side action going on and this and that,
and we've seen it from coaches before.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
They generally tend to get fired because they have something
in their contract, you know, some kind of a clause
about how they got act right and be good, you know,
moralities and all that kind of stuff. But for the players,
none of that seems to matter. No, you can get
murderers playing in the NFL and they're celebrated, and then
they retire and they give them a job broadcasting and
(07:10):
they're celebrated again. But the coaches have to live up
to a different standard. We don't require the players to
act right at all.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, people don't act right and sports and business, even
in love of you, guys, I was just taking a
look at the Amy Schumer divorce story. I knew you
were interested. I mean, I don't care a lot, but
it's getting a lot of attention. So it's hard to
ignore the news stories that't. You're browsing different news websites
this morning. I can't help but notice she just lost
an absurd amount of weight. I mean, she is half
(07:38):
the person she used to be, and as soon as
she loses all that weight, boom.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
She leaves her husband. Bye Bye, hubby, cold blooded you. Lately,
there's a statement that's been out there all over the place.
It's a quote from a lot of people. It said,
Trump's been right about everything, and if you think about it,
I really have stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We're gonna get to it. We get what to the
birthday stuff at the time of the hour or not
yet though.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, in the meantime, I.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Did neglect to mention when we're covering sports earlier, that
we got the Monday night football game tonight, Miami going
to Pittsburgh. What if there's a little chili, a little snowy,
a little wintry in Pittsburgh. And I don't know if
you have noticed, the Miami Dolphins do not play well
TUA among the whole time. They just generally don't play
well in the cold weather. And that's what they gotta
(08:36):
do tonight. And if you're not interested, because you're not
a Miami or Pittsburgh' steal a fan, I will say
to this, how many more opportunities are you going to
have to watch Aaron Rodgers quarterback in the NFL team?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Not a lot? Not a lot. That's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
So it's something to take a look at tonight. In
the meantime, Indiana University's Fernando Mendoza won the Heisman Trophy
on Saturday. I thought it would have gone to Jordan Hodson.
I mean, after all, she is the most consistent ball
handler in college football.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You're right about that. But we do popular a thing.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We do have some other awards to give out, like
the name for the quarterback with the coolest name.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
The nominees for the college quarterback with the coolest sounding
name are Georgia's Gunner Stockton from Texas arch Manning, Oregon's
Dante Moore, and BYU's Bear Bachmeyer.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Sure, and the winner is Arch Manning. It's not only
that cool, that's that Manning privilege is what it is.
He's got the Manning privilege.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's no fair.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I mean he is uncomfortable most days being a Manning.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You know, when parents give their kids a cool name
and that kid plays on a big college football team,
there should probably be an award for that too, don't
you think so?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Could there be? How about for the parents out there?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
The nominees for college player of various positions with the
coolest sounding name are from Arizona State, Bla He's in
Lono Wong, Colorado States, Rocky Bears from cal Legend Journey,
SMU's King Large from South Carolina, Demon Clowney in San
(10:16):
Jose State's Sir Bible And the winner is Rocky Bears.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, fun fact about that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Can you'll tell me why kool Aid ain't want to
prize you racism death all gotta be But in the
NFL because there's a black guy.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, they play for the Saints.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yes, college football, Yeah, but he not getting a lot
of attention either Colse. He playing for the say some
of the Sames. I ain't get a lot of attention
probably for the best right now. But kool Aid playing quarterback,
just love the game, loved to play, and the people
kool Aid too, So let's give it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Up, all right.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Well, we can't take away from Rocky Beers moment, guys.
Rocky Beers was born in Littleton, Colorado, just thirty miles
away from Goldon the home of course tip one back
to Rocky's day for that one.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's kind of cool. Rocky's dead
with all right, man.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I mean he's funny. Yeah, at least he's got a
good sense of humor about it. You know, not everybody
does nowadays. Sense of humor isn't as comedy as he
used to be. I noticed people are getting real touchy.
That's why we're having a comedy show Saturday night at
the Dosey Dough in the Woodland suit up this weekend,
a Christmas themed edition, a couple's therapy.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
You're gonna want to be part of that Saturday.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
When you say Christmas theme, are you gonna wear one
of those little red and white hats?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, I'll probably wear something, you know, I'll probably put
something on that Antler's gonna put some of those antlers
on like they do on dogs.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well, I can't do both one or the other, but
you could switch it out. You could be on stage
quite a while. What do you think, I'm you, I'm
not gonna do a costume change.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Costume changes is it's a staple of showbiz.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I don't do costume changes. I just wear the clothes
I showed up in. I don't even change before I
go on stage unless I'm sweaty or something.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, there's some underarmedy odorant and maybe run some water
through your hair and call it a day.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What was that stuff? We were backstage at that hor bath.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
We were backstage with that uh that that honky tongue
in denim springs, and they had that stuff that hairspray
that the ladies in the eighties used to use. What's
a depp or something? I forget what it was called. Yeah,
what was it called? Eighties hairspray? They have different things,
but the Aquinet, that's what it was.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Aquinet. You talk about my old girlfriend bro I used that. Yeah, no,
name was Netta. No, that wasn't not.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Seen the fingernails on that lady. I mean, they wasn't
good for scratching because they curled under. You know, she
couldn't really use them to like give you good head
scratching because they curled too bad.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But she had and they was.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Fear aquinnet was impressive. You know you can use that
to patch a tire.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, among other things.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Uh, we were chatting early this morning. I don't know
if you were listening then, although many of our listeners
do listen all morning long, and we talked about the
Minnesota Attorney General, Keith something or Keith Ellison, and and
how unusual it was that he was part of this
whole event, well revelation. According to Right Angle News, Keith
(13:06):
Ellison met with and took money from the Somali fraudsters.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, not a surprise.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
On top of that, it has now been revealed. And
I don't think they volunteered this, but somebody noticed. Keith
Ellison's son has been collecting a one hundred and ten
thousand dollars salary plus a fifty seven thousand dollars living
expense stipend from the Minneapolis City Council while he attends Harvard.
(13:33):
So he's making almost two hundred thousand a year for
a job that he doesn't have to do anything for
and is attending Harvard.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
And his dad's a black Muslim bell. That must be
more of that white privilege. I guess that's what that is,
all right, all right, exciting news guys. Mirian Webster's word
of the year. What do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It? Is it a compound word or is it two words? Like?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Remember the rage baits bait person of the was all
the people that were involved in creating artificial intelligence?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So what do we get from these people? Slop? I'm sorry,
slop like in hogslop.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Creepy, zany and demonstratably fake content is often called slop.
The words proliferation online in part thanks to the widespread
availability of generative artificial intelligence landed at Miriam Webster's twenty
twenty five word of the Year.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Are they out of touch or are we? Because this
is a first I've heard of it, and it's supposed
to be the word of the year. Normally we've at
least heard of the word of the year. Slop totally
new to me.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
Johnson podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end. Does it mean we're going away now,
never to be heard again.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
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