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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Sometimes people complain that I sound too much like Peter
Griffin from Family Guy.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I was not aware of that, but now that you
said it, I'll probably hear it all the rest of
my life. So do you think I never thought that.
I mean, I've been listening to me talking my whole life.
Just when you get kind of whiny, have few all right? Gee,
that's what Peter would have said.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
There's this video of me on the internet arguing with communists,
and someone in the comments section says, I agree with
what he's saying, but he sounds too much like Peter
from Family Guy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You think that's possibly because you watch Family Guy all
the time. No, maybe that's just in the back of
your head that you just like that sound.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, I talked like this before I ever saw that show,
and I haven't seen the show in years. I'm not
trying to sound like Peter from Family Guy. To be clear,
Please don't put that out there. It's just lucky that
had that worked out. You didn't even try.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Do you think I'm bringing this up for a reason?
What is the reason?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you think that Family Guy should be allowed to
sue me because I vaguely said like a character on
the show.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
God, yes, yes, Kinny, that'd be great publicity for the show.
I guess you're right, but let's do that, but they
wouldn't win. This is my real voice.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm not trying to sound like any because you imagine
if someone's just faking their voice on the radio, they'd
be so main I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Think that's even legal. So right away, you you've got
that to stand on all right. The season. This came
up because Coca Cola is u is upsetting the Johnny
Cash what do they call it when it's old this estate,
the estate Johnny Cash is estate is pissed off because
Coca Cola has a commercial ran during the college football
(01:37):
this past weekend and it's a it's happening at a
football game, and the sound singing, the guys singing, it
sounds like Johnny Cash. And one of the rules do
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they have to say that's not Johnny Cash somewhere in
the commercial celebrity voice impersonated or something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
This sounds like a law that is gonna get thrown
out in a courtroom.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's well, because you've never heard of the Elvis Act.
I'm about to say the Elvis Act. You didn't know
about the Elvis Act until we brought it up.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ensuring Likeness, Voice and Image Security Act, it's a Tennessee
law that protects artists from the unauthorized use of their voice, image,
or likeness in the age of AI.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So they're saying they, Oh, that's gonna happen a lot, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
But everyone's voice kind of sounds like someone else's voice,
so how can you They didn't say that was Johnny Cash.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
They didn't say it was a Johnny Cash, which is
which is the way it ought to be. Do you
have to say it is or do you have to
say it ain't if.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You said it's not Johnny Cash in the obviously it's
not Johnny Cash.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
He's a guy named Sean Barker, and he is a
He is a like an Elvis impersonator. He's a Johnny
Cash impersonator, has been for over twenty years now. He
was happy to get the job. He doesn't know anything
about whether they should or shouldn't be allowed to do
it legally or the you know, infringing on the integrity, identity,
and humanity of a dead man.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
He just wanted the gig okay, right. But then also
they didn't use AI. Isn't that what the whole law
is supposed to be about.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
AI. They used a real guy, They had a real
guide to the voice. So if you can run around
impersonate in Elvis, then you'll be able to impersonate Johnny Cash.
I don't but I don't think they're impersonating Elvis to
sell Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
This sounds like a law that the Supreme Court is
going to have to roll on and probably strike down someday.
I don't understand how you can get into trouble for
just vaguely sounding like so. It doesn't make any sense to.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Me, makes no sense at all. Johnny Cash is dead.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He's going to be dead forever, and according to this law,
nobody can ever sound like Johnny Cash again and also
make a living using their voice for something.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What about the hologram? He might not be dead forever.
They might bring Johnny Cash back in my Jurassic Parker Man,
you ain't never know. Okay, that's an interesting point, but
that has nothing to.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Do with it. It's gonna be a while for that.
The realm, this is the here and now. I don't
think that the Elvis Act is going.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
To hold up in court. Is my point. Speaking of
Coca Cola you mentioned earlier, coke got a new bottle
cap where you have to have you have to meet
up with somebody else that's got the other half of
your bottle cap, and they got to push them together
like sex. This half and this half have to come together,
and then both of you can open your bottles and
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you can enjoy your delicious Coca cola. And you, you know,
like most people, we see the commercial like, oh now
we got to go out there and meet strangers or
got to go talk to people, find somebody that's got
a coke top that so you can open yours. Walter
Johnson email Walter Johnson dot com. Pretty simple solution that
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may be too easy. Sometimes people like to overthink stuff.
Cajun's never overthink anything. Cajun logic says, let's just keep
a Coca Cola bottle cap in your pocket. Smart. Then
you don't have to go out and find nobody, You
don't have to talk to strangers, you don't have to
get assistance. You got a bottle cap in your pocket,
you put it on top of the other bottle cap
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that you got in your hand. Your coke is open
and ready to go.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Also, can I just be the one to point out here,
it's a plastic coke bottle. It's not like you're dealing
with a metal chastity belt here. Couldn't you just open
that bad boy up with suppliers or something. I don't know,
what is it that's keeping you from opening that thing?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
God, the damn good question. If I if I can't
get that off with my hand, didn't I ain't gonna
drink coke no more? How about that?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, yeah, good good. Somebody will get me one. I
just won't show y'all I got like the gorilla grip,
you know, and I'll just what y'all looking at? Well
this you said it, not us.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I haven't actually seen the bottles in stores yet. But
if this is a big thing, if they've invested a
lot of money in this, is this going to be
kind of like new Coke, like it's their promotion, but
it famously will help Pepsi.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And people will go to the store, they'll pick a
bottle of coke out of the little refrigerated area, and
then they'll see that cap and then I'll probably just
throw it on the ground. Pick a Pepsi. Yeah, anyway,
so that's a stupid thing in the news today. That's
dumb and been a lot of stupid stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, all right, So with all that being said, the
Winehouse is defending the lethal second strike on a boat
full of drugs. They claim that they didn't call for
the strike, they didn't know there were people in the water.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Did Trump throw hegg Seth under under the destroyer? No,
he's defending him. Everybody's defending I heard him yesterday say well,
if that happened, I wouldn't have been for that, right,
that's what he said. He's saying. They saying heigg Seth
ordered it. But the rest is out Trump knowing about it,
and if he'd known about it, he wouldn't have been
for it. So it sounds like you just threw Pete
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under the bus.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay, so you just kind of did what the liberal
media did. You explained half the sound bite.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
The thing's the only part of it I heard thanks
to liberal media.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Fair The thing he says right before that is that
Pete didn't call for the strike, and then he says
I wouldn't have called for the strike either.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So more Walt to Johnson listener logic coming in about
those hard to open coke bottles. Okay, he says, buy
a damn canned coke. It's better. Obviously, I don't like
a plastic bottle. I do like a can. I like
to drink it from the can. Say that first bite
is just at this rips you throw it out. It's
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the best ever.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I like a very cold can, followed by fountain drink.
Plastic bottle would be last on the list.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
How are they gonna screw up the cans? But leave
it to coke? It probably will. Yeah, all right, at
least our listeners are smart enough to get around this
whole mess.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Well yeah, well it's a smart move, right, Just go
ahead and get some pliers, or get another top, or
just buy a can.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Or if somebody want to know, how do you get
the first cap off the bottle? If you need a
cap from another bottle, open it. That's the whole point.
That's the coke plan, is to get you to go.
You know, I'd like to buy the world of coke,
all that hippie stuff from the seventies. They want you
to go out and meet somebody.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's what they claim. They claim. The point is for
you to talk to people. But they don't care. The
point is for you to buy two cokes.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You're into your phone too much. You're staring at your screen.
You didn't even know there were other humans in the store.
But look up. I need somebody to help me open
my coke. And look there's humans around me. Oh. I'll
interact with them and it'll be a better world. It
sounds like a great way to get a weirdo to
follow you home. Yeah, we'll be right back after this
commercial break, as long as you're not gay, not that
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there's anything wrong with that. Well and Johnson Show will
be right back.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I ran as grappling with an extreme water shortage.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's gotten so bad. Oh bad is it?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It's gotten so bad officials are considering changing the name
of the country too. I ran out of water. Oh no,
you shut up, no you no.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You Hi.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
We're back from break. Everybody happy, Uh, Merry Christmas. It's
that time of year again.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know what you could do is you could buy
your coke at the store and then once you paid
for it, go back to the cooler where you got it. Yeah,
just pick any other coke out of the cooler and
use that to open your coke and just put it back.
It's a smart idea. Yeah, you don't need to actually
talk to people or meet and interact with other humans.
(09:08):
That's no good.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I gotta tell you, Billy, this thing about the coke
bottles is really bothering you this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, it's because we see a problem and we just
want to solve it. That's what men do. That's what
gets you in trouble with women a lot. When women
tell you things are wrong, what's wrong, honey, Well let
me tell you what's wrong. So and so did this,
or so and so said that or something. They don't
always want you to fix it. Okay, Yeah, don't fix
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the problem. Men, You, you breeders, have a need to
try to make things right. Your woman tells you there's
a problem, we'll let me get in there and fix it. No,
just listen to her. Just let her vent about the
problem and it'll probably fix itself. It might not even
really be that big a problem, but it's bothering her.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Did you get a holiday outfit for your dog yet?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Of course, what is the uh you mean? Holiday? Like?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
In?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, I didn't. I don't put antlers on his head anymore,
anything like that anymore. Yeah, but I did get him
a new coat for ski season. Oh that's cute right now.
She doesn't ski, but he loves the you know, the
cold weather.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
For those who don't know, mister Kenneth has a docs
and named Richard, Richard Richard.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I just say Richard is his official name, even though
he's a you know, he's a German dog with a
French name and it's a miniature docs in right is
I call it? Just called him Dick for short, little
des not that he short, he's quite long. Well.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Petsmarty has come out with their list of the fifteen
most festive pet cities. Basically, these are people that are
more likely to dress up their dogs for Christmas, and
multiple Texas towns appear on the list.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Midland came in at number one. Am that right, Midland,
Texas likes to dress up their dog. That's what it says,
and that's embarrassing. Am Marella at number four. Number seven's Lubbick,
Johnson City, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Look at not a lot of places outside of Texas
that are in the Walton and Johnson listening region appear
on the list. George Athens, Georgia, Pensacola. I guess that
counts winter Garden, Florida. Nothing, No Mississippi, Louisiana, none of
the no Oklahoma or anything anyway. Now, so these are
the pet cities otherwise known as embarrassment towns.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
This holiday season. Think before you shop, specifically your dog
wearing those reindeer antlers you bought it check out because
you thought they were cute, you see Festive, your dog
not so much. And when you slip them into that
Santa Onesie or Heaven help us, that gingerbread costume, they
don't magically love Christmas. They quietly question their life choices.
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So this Christmas, maybe leave the elve hat on the shelf,
because if your dog could talk, they probably wouldn't say yes.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
No, I personally think I'm not just observing my own
K nine plus others that are friends. Dogs enjoy it.
They really enjoy getting costumed up for you know, Christmas
or marti Gras and the parades and just all kinds
of fun. I will say this, the what the gingerbread
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costume works better for dogs that can sit up on
their hind legs. Yeah, it didn't work so good, you
know for a doc because most of it was wasted
because they never sat up. Locks you know, short little legs,
long body makes it hard to sit up. But if
you got one of those dogs that loves to do that,
like poodles or whatever that like the beg. They put
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their front palls up in the air and hop around
and beg for treats and stuff, that is a good
gingerbread costume candidate.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'm a little conflction on this because in my experienced
dogs hate being dressed up in costumes. The problem is
dressing up an animal and human clothing is the highest.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Form of how you say it, comedy.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yes, nothing makes me laugh more than seeing a monkey
in a tuxedo, seeing a little peggy with a bow
tie on, maybe dress up like a rooster in a
Native American outseit.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh oh, I'm glad you mentioned a little piggy. Did
Trump say quiet piggy or did he say quiet Peggy.
It's a huge debate going on because all the Democrats
want him to have said piggy, and we have that
in common because he can't be president if he said
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quiet piggy. You insulted a woman by calling her a
pig and telling her to hush. Well, you can't be president.
Get him out of there. That is the democrats entire
message to America every day. He can't be president. Get
him out of there. I have watched that video before.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Quiet Peggy, Well, her name's not Peggy, but they say
he may have been invoking some old TV show.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Because I heard that he was calling her by her
name and didn't say Piggy. But I kind of hope
that he did say Piggy.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You remember when Joe Biden was telling the story at
the pool and he called somebody Esther and everyone was like,
who's Esther?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And Esther Williams was a swimmer. Yeah, she was famous
like a million years ago for being a swimmer, and
so him being a million years old, that just brought
up memories of Esther Williams to him.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So some people claim that Trump was saying quiet Peggy
because he was invoking some old TV show or so.
I'm not even sure what the show was supposed to be.
I didn't get the reference.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What now Bundy's wife's name Peggy. That's true. Maybe he
was a big fan of Al Bundy. Well she was
Peg right, yeah, but Peggy, yeah, peg Peggy. I don't
call her Peggy. I don't know. I'm just trying to
remember where he might have got this.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't know. I want him to have said piggy
just because it's funny. It's a funny thing to say.
I mean, you know, it's objectively funny, but it doesn't
seem like an impeachable offense to me.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, you're not a democrat, then he is impeachable. Sure,
you can't say rude things like that to women who
just goes they're being rude to you. Yeah, nobody wants
to ever ever broke the topic of the fact that
these these correspondents, like paparazzi, they're just ruthless in their behavior.
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They're rude and vicious and vile and despicable. I have
I expressed my dislike for them.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, journalists are easy to hate because there's so many
of them that are doing dishonest things.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
They're a lot. They're aling with the truth. They're they're
gathering around you, and they're all yelling questions at you.
At the same time, you're trying to answer one person
and another person's yelling at question. Shut up, quiet, Peggy,
yeah or Peggy whichever? All right.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Coming up on the show, public high schools in California
are doing something called resistance training. We have audio, we
have video. Before I even tell you what that is.
What do you think it means?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Uh? Don't what them I supposed to think of me?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What do you think of all right, mister Kenneth, the
public high school in California is doing something called resistance training.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
What would you guess that means resisting capitalism? No?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
No, no, but your clothes. We'll get to that soon.
We do have audio on that.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Well, you think it means that you're the only one
that read the story? Why did you know what? I mean?
That's the tea's I'm gonna tell you after the commercial.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I also have more ways to help you open up
your coke bottle if you got one in. I mean,
the simplest thing would be if the clerk at the
store would just keep a cap at the register. But
then he'd sell less cokes. No, he'd open your coke
for you when you bought it. You have a cap there.
It's like he has the key to the men's room.
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You want to pee, Yeah, you want to drink your coke.
You're gonna have to get that guy to give you
the cap to open it up. You could go all
the way back to the refrigerated case. But you don't
have to. The smart clerk will have the bottle cap
right there for you. Simple fixes to problems, because that's
what men do. Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But we talked about that map earlier. Of all the
countries where the inbreeding's happening at. Do you think someone
that runs a pack he mart would do that. I'm
just saying I think that guy'd rather sell one more coke,
would be my bab Betty would all Right? Sports coming
up to Do you guys even watch Monday night football?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah? Did you see the punter miss the ball? Stick around?
We'll tell you about it. Hang around. Guns don't kill people,
the government does. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Sometimes people complain that I sound too much like Peter
Griffin from Family Guy.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I was not aware of that, but now that you
said it, I'll probably hear it all the rest of
my life. So do you think I never thought that.
I mean, I've been listening to me talking my whole life.
Just when you get kind of whiny, have few all right? Gee,
that's what Peter would have said.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
There's this video of me on the internet arguing with communists,
and someone in the comments section says, I agree with
what he's saying, but he sounds too much like Peter
from Family Guy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You think that's possibly because you watch Family Guy all
the time. No, maybe that's just in the back of
your head that you just like that sound.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, I talked like this before I ever saw that show,
and I haven't seen the show in years. I'm not
trying to sound like Peter from Family Guy. To be clear,
Please don't put that out there. It's just lucky that
had that worked out. You didn't even try.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Do you think I'm bringing this up for a reason?
What is the reason?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you think that Family Guy should be allowed to
sue me because I vaguely said like a character on
the show.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
God, yes, yes, Kinny, that'd be great publicity for the show.
I guess you're right, but let's do that, but they
wouldn't win. This is my real voice.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm not trying to sound like any because you imagine
if someone's just faking their voice on the radio, they'd
be so main I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Think that's even legal. So right away, you you've got
that to stand on all right. The season. This came
up because Coca Cola is u is upsetting the Johnny
Cash what do they call it when it's old this estate,
the estate Johnny Cash is estate is pissed off because
Coca Cola has a commercial ran during the college football
(01:37):
this past weekend and it's a it's happening at a
football game, and the sound singing, the guys singing, it
sounds like Johnny Cash. And one of the rules do
(01:59):
they have to say that's not Johnny Cash somewhere in
the commercial celebrity voice impersonated or something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
This sounds like a law that is gonna get thrown
out in a courtroom.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's well, because you've never heard of the Elvis Act.
I'm about to say the Elvis Act. You didn't know
about the Elvis Act until we brought it up.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ensuring Likeness, Voice and Image Security Act, it's a Tennessee
law that protects artists from the unauthorized use of their voice, image,
or likeness in the age of AI.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So they're saying they, Oh, that's gonna happen a lot, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
But everyone's voice kind of sounds like someone else's voice,
so how can you They didn't say that was Johnny Cash.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
They didn't say it was a Johnny Cash, which is
which is the way it ought to be. Do you
have to say it is or do you have to
say it ain't if.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You said it's not Johnny Cash in the obviously it's
not Johnny Cash.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
He's a guy named Sean Barker, and he is a
He is a like an Elvis impersonator. He's a Johnny
Cash impersonator, has been for over twenty years now. He
was happy to get the job. He doesn't know anything
about whether they should or shouldn't be allowed to do
it legally or the you know, infringing on the integrity, identity,
and humanity of a dead man.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
He just wanted the gig okay, right. But then also
they didn't use AI. Isn't that what the whole law
is supposed to be about.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
AI. They used a real guy, They had a real
guide to the voice. So if you can run around
impersonate in Elvis, then you'll be able to impersonate Johnny Cash.
I don't but I don't think they're impersonating Elvis to
sell Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
This sounds like a law that the Supreme Court is
going to have to roll on and probably strike down someday.
I don't understand how you can get into trouble for
just vaguely sounding like so. It doesn't make any sense to.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Me, makes no sense at all. Johnny Cash is dead.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He's going to be dead forever, and according to this law,
nobody can ever sound like Johnny Cash again and also
make a living using their voice for something.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What about the hologram? He might not be dead forever.
They might bring Johnny Cash back in my Jurassic Parker Man,
you ain't never know. Okay, that's an interesting point, but
that has nothing to.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Do with it. It's gonna be a while for that.
The realm, this is the here and now. I don't
think that the Elvis Act is going.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
To hold up in court. Is my point. Speaking of
Coca Cola you mentioned earlier, coke got a new bottle
cap where you have to have you have to meet
up with somebody else that's got the other half of
your bottle cap, and they got to push them together
like sex. This half and this half have to come together,
and then both of you can open your bottles and
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you can enjoy your delicious Coca cola. And you, you know,
like most people, we see the commercial like, oh now
we got to go out there and meet strangers or
got to go talk to people, find somebody that's got
a coke top that so you can open yours. Walter
Johnson email Walter Johnson dot com. Pretty simple solution that
(04:42):
may be too easy. Sometimes people like to overthink stuff.
Cajun's never overthink anything. Cajun logic says, let's just keep
a Coca Cola bottle cap in your pocket. Smart. Then
you don't have to go out and find nobody, You
don't have to talk to strangers, you don't have to
get assistance. You got a bottle cap in your pocket,
you put it on top of the other bottle cap
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that you got in your hand. Your coke is open
and ready to go.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Also, can I just be the one to point out here,
it's a plastic coke bottle. It's not like you're dealing
with a metal chastity belt here. Couldn't you just open
that bad boy up with suppliers or something. I don't know,
what is it that's keeping you from opening that thing?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
God, the damn good question. If I if I can't
get that off with my hand, didn't I ain't gonna
drink coke no more? How about that?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, yeah, good good. Somebody will get me one. I
just won't show y'all I got like the gorilla grip,
you know, and I'll just what y'all looking at? Well
this you said it, not us.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I haven't actually seen the bottles in stores yet. But
if this is a big thing, if they've invested a
lot of money in this, is this going to be
kind of like new Coke, like it's their promotion, but
it famously will help Pepsi.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And people will go to the store, they'll pick a
bottle of coke out of the little refrigerated area, and
then they'll see that cap and then I'll probably just
throw it on the ground. Pick a Pepsi. Yeah, anyway,
so that's a stupid thing in the news today. That's
dumb and been a lot of stupid stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, all right, So with all that being said, the
Winehouse is defending the lethal second strike on a boat
full of drugs. They claim that they didn't call for
the strike, they didn't know there were people in the water.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Did Trump throw hegg Seth under under the destroyer? No,
he's defending him. Everybody's defending I heard him yesterday say well,
if that happened, I wouldn't have been for that, right,
that's what he said. He's saying. They saying heigg Seth
ordered it. But the rest is out Trump knowing about it,
and if he'd known about it, he wouldn't have been
for it. So it sounds like you just threw Pete
(06:39):
under the bus.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay, so you just kind of did what the liberal
media did. You explained half the sound bite.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
The thing's the only part of it I heard thanks
to liberal media.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Fair The thing he says right before that is that
Pete didn't call for the strike, and then he says
I wouldn't have called for the strike either.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So more Walt to Johnson listener logic coming in about
those hard to open coke bottles. Okay, he says, buy
a damn canned coke. It's better. Obviously, I don't like
a plastic bottle. I do like a can. I like
to drink it from the can. Say that first bite
is just at this rips you throw it out. It's
(07:14):
the best ever.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I like a very cold can, followed by fountain drink.
Plastic bottle would be last on the list.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
How are they gonna screw up the cans? But leave
it to coke? It probably will. Yeah, all right, at
least our listeners are smart enough to get around this
whole mess.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Well yeah, well it's a smart move, right, Just go
ahead and get some pliers, or get another top, or
just buy a can.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Or if somebody want to know, how do you get
the first cap off the bottle? If you need a
cap from another bottle, open it. That's the whole point.
That's the coke plan, is to get you to go.
You know, I'd like to buy the world of coke,
all that hippie stuff from the seventies. They want you
to go out and meet somebody.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's what they claim. They claim. The point is for
you to talk to people. But they don't care. The
point is for you to buy two cokes.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You're into your phone too much. You're staring at your screen.
You didn't even know there were other humans in the store.
But look up. I need somebody to help me open
my coke. And look there's humans around me. Oh. I'll
interact with them and it'll be a better world. It
sounds like a great way to get a weirdo to
follow you home. Yeah, we'll be right back after this
commercial break, as long as you're not gay, not that
(08:22):
there's anything wrong with that. Well and Johnson Show will
be right back.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I ran as grappling with an extreme water shortage.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's gotten so bad. Oh bad is it?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It's gotten so bad officials are considering changing the name
of the country too. I ran out of water. Oh no,
you shut up, no you no.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You Hi.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
We're back from break. Everybody happy, Uh, Merry Christmas. It's
that time of year again.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know what you could do is you could buy
your coke at the store and then once you paid
for it, go back to the cooler where you got it. Yeah,
just pick any other coke out of the cooler and
use that to open your coke and just put it back.
It's a smart idea. Yeah, you don't need to actually
talk to people or meet and interact with other humans.
(09:08):
That's no good.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I gotta tell you, Billy, this thing about the coke
bottles is really bothering you this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, it's because we see a problem and we just
want to solve it. That's what men do. That's what
gets you in trouble with women a lot. When women
tell you things are wrong, what's wrong, honey, Well let
me tell you what's wrong. So and so did this,
or so and so said that or something. They don't
always want you to fix it. Okay, Yeah, don't fix
(09:35):
the problem. Men, You, you breeders, have a need to
try to make things right. Your woman tells you there's
a problem, we'll let me get in there and fix it. No,
just listen to her. Just let her vent about the
problem and it'll probably fix itself. It might not even
really be that big a problem, but it's bothering her.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Did you get a holiday outfit for your dog yet?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Of course, what is the uh you mean? Holiday? Like?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
In?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, I didn't. I don't put antlers on his head anymore,
anything like that anymore. Yeah, but I did get him
a new coat for ski season. Oh that's cute right now.
She doesn't ski, but he loves the you know, the
cold weather.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
For those who don't know, mister Kenneth has a docs
and named Richard, Richard Richard.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I just say Richard is his official name, even though
he's a you know, he's a German dog with a
French name and it's a miniature docs in right is
I call it? Just called him Dick for short, little
des not that he short, he's quite long. Well.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Petsmarty has come out with their list of the fifteen
most festive pet cities. Basically, these are people that are
more likely to dress up their dogs for Christmas, and
multiple Texas towns appear on the list.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Midland came in at number one. Am that right, Midland,
Texas likes to dress up their dog. That's what it says,
and that's embarrassing. Am Marella at number four. Number seven's Lubbick,
Johnson City, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Look at not a lot of places outside of Texas
that are in the Walton and Johnson listening region appear
on the list. George Athens, Georgia, Pensacola. I guess that
counts winter Garden, Florida. Nothing, No Mississippi, Louisiana, none of
the no Oklahoma or anything anyway. Now, so these are
the pet cities otherwise known as embarrassment towns.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
This holiday season. Think before you shop, specifically your dog
wearing those reindeer antlers you bought it check out because
you thought they were cute, you see Festive, your dog
not so much. And when you slip them into that
Santa Onesie or Heaven help us, that gingerbread costume, they
don't magically love Christmas. They quietly question their life choices.
(11:47):
So this Christmas, maybe leave the elve hat on the shelf,
because if your dog could talk, they probably wouldn't say yes.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
No, I personally think I'm not just observing my own
K nine plus others that are friends. Dogs enjoy it.
They really enjoy getting costumed up for you know, Christmas
or marti Gras and the parades and just all kinds
of fun. I will say this, the what the gingerbread
(12:16):
costume works better for dogs that can sit up on
their hind legs. Yeah, it didn't work so good, you
know for a doc because most of it was wasted
because they never sat up. Locks you know, short little legs,
long body makes it hard to sit up. But if
you got one of those dogs that loves to do that,
like poodles or whatever that like the beg. They put
(12:38):
their front palls up in the air and hop around
and beg for treats and stuff, that is a good
gingerbread costume candidate.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'm a little conflction on this because in my experienced
dogs hate being dressed up in costumes. The problem is
dressing up an animal and human clothing is the highest.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Form of how you say it, comedy.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yes, nothing makes me laugh more than seeing a monkey
in a tuxedo, seeing a little peggy with a bow
tie on, maybe dress up like a rooster in a
Native American outseit.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh oh, I'm glad you mentioned a little piggy. Did
Trump say quiet piggy or did he say quiet Peggy.
It's a huge debate going on because all the Democrats
want him to have said piggy, and we have that
in common because he can't be president if he said
(13:35):
quiet piggy. You insulted a woman by calling her a
pig and telling her to hush. Well, you can't be president.
Get him out of there. That is the democrats entire
message to America every day. He can't be president. Get
him out of there. I have watched that video before.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Quiet Peggy, Well, her name's not Peggy, but they say
he may have been invoking some old TV show.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Because I heard that he was calling her by her
name and didn't say Piggy. But I kind of hope
that he did say Piggy.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You remember when Joe Biden was telling the story at
the pool and he called somebody Esther and everyone was like,
who's Esther?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And Esther Williams was a swimmer. Yeah, she was famous
like a million years ago for being a swimmer, and
so him being a million years old, that just brought
up memories of Esther Williams to him.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So some people claim that Trump was saying quiet Peggy
because he was invoking some old TV show or so.
I'm not even sure what the show was supposed to be.
I didn't get the reference.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What now Bundy's wife's name Peggy. That's true. Maybe he
was a big fan of Al Bundy. Well she was
Peg right, yeah, but Peggy, yeah, peg Peggy. I don't
call her Peggy. I don't know. I'm just trying to
remember where he might have got this.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't know. I want him to have said piggy
just because it's funny. It's a funny thing to say.
I mean, you know, it's objectively funny, but it doesn't
seem like an impeachable offense to me.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, you're not a democrat, then he is impeachable. Sure,
you can't say rude things like that to women who
just goes they're being rude to you. Yeah, nobody wants
to ever ever broke the topic of the fact that
these these correspondents, like paparazzi, they're just ruthless in their behavior.
(15:17):
They're rude and vicious and vile and despicable. I have
I expressed my dislike for them.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, journalists are easy to hate because there's so many
of them that are doing dishonest things.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
They're a lot. They're aling with the truth. They're they're
gathering around you, and they're all yelling questions at you.
At the same time, you're trying to answer one person
and another person's yelling at question. Shut up, quiet, Peggy,
yeah or Peggy whichever? All right.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Coming up on the show, public high schools in California
are doing something called resistance training. We have audio, we
have video. Before I even tell you what that is.
What do you think it means?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Uh? Don't what them I supposed to think of me?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What do you think of all right, mister Kenneth, the
public high school in California is doing something called resistance training.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
What would you guess that means resisting capitalism? No?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
No, no, but your clothes. We'll get to that soon.
We do have audio on that.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Well, you think it means that you're the only one
that read the story? Why did you know what? I mean?
That's the tea's I'm gonna tell you after the commercial.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I also have more ways to help you open up
your coke bottle if you got one in. I mean,
the simplest thing would be if the clerk at the
store would just keep a cap at the register. But
then he'd sell less cokes. No, he'd open your coke
for you when you bought it. You have a cap there.
It's like he has the key to the men's room.
(16:36):
You want to pee, Yeah, you want to drink your coke.
You're gonna have to get that guy to give you
the cap to open it up. You could go all
the way back to the refrigerated case. But you don't
have to. The smart clerk will have the bottle cap
right there for you. Simple fixes to problems, because that's
what men do. Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But we talked about that map earlier. Of all the
countries where the inbreeding's happening at. Do you think someone
that runs a pack he mart would do that. I'm
just saying I think that guy'd rather sell one more coke,
would be my bab Betty would all Right? Sports coming
up to Do you guys even watch Monday night football?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah? Did you see the punter miss the ball? Stick around?
We'll tell you about it. Hang around. Guns don't kill people,
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