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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here, I may take I may need a minute here.
I made sure I wanted to, you know, clear the
passages and blow my nose right before we went on
the air. There's probably nothing you need to know about.
I looked down afterwards and I was like, oh my god,
the whole paper towels bright yellow. Then I see that
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it got into the mustard. I was it looks like
I'm gonna be okay. You were eating a sandwich. That explained. Yeah.
I was worried there that my paper towel eased into
the mustard. Accidentally. I don't have any on my face,
do I No, You're good, Just okay, just check it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Is that a mustard on your face? Is that a
consequence of a government shut down?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
There? Yeah? The Democrats are now holding all of us
in the United States hostage. Now you know what it's
like to be a hostage. The Democrats have let you
know that it's Trump's fault, naturally that the government had
to shut down, even though we went through all of
this before when their guy was in charge, and they
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kept voting to extend those deadlines and those resolutions to
keep the government open temporarily while we try to keep
it open again permanently, and this time they didn't want
to do that. I don't know why. I don't see
the difference, but it might be the guy that's in charge.
All right, So today some employees are being furloughed. They're
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being sent home without pay or work until the funding resumes,
and they're guaranteed retroactive pay under the twenty nineteen Government
Employment Fair Treatment Acts, so they will get paid, just
not on time, and they're not going to have to work.
Then there are essential employees. They continue to work to
protect life, property or critical functions, but do not receive
pay during the shutdown. They're also guaranteed retroactive pay. So
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everybody hurts a little bit at this point, right, And.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Then you have exempt employees continue working and get paid normally,
and that would be all of Congress.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh, so they're the ones who won't suffer at all
from any of this. They'll just continue on as usual.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
One group of people that are not going to get
paid are let's see, active duty military are considered accepted employees.
This means they continue to work without pay during the shutdown.
All active duty service members, including those in combat zones
or bases in training roles soldiers, sailors, pilots, military, police, etc.
(02:28):
They receive no paycheck during the shutdown. Someone that does
get paid will be Chuck Schumer and Mike Johnson. M Uh,
totally fair since they make the law. They made one
that really worked out good for them. Look, this is
the only group of people I care about.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Military VOTs aren't going to get paid military active duty military.
That pisses me off. It was also interesting to see
the Democrats rush to a microphone wherever they could get
in front of a camera and tell everybody how concerned
they are for the average workers in America, especially our
first responders, the police and firefighters. You know how much
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of the Democrats are concerned about the police? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh yeah, they've always been very concerned about the hang
on police.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Sure, let's just fill in the gap with whatever they
think you want to hear.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Now, there are some state funded guard members that are
unaffected today. So if you're in the Texas State National Guard,
for example.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You're fine.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
The park rangers, they're all off work today, they said.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Right now, it appears as though national parks would remain
partially open. How does a park partially open? You A
few people can go in but or you can go in,
but you can't stay. You can go up to the
front gate and look around. I don't know what that means.
I'm not quite sure how it works either. I'm trying
to get the pandacam to work. It's turned off. The
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pandacam is off. Well, that's saving us a lot of money,
and you know, we try to balance a budget here, dude?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Is that ridiculus us or what we joke about this
every single Do you understand that means at midnight someone
that works at the Smithsonian Institute.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They went out of their way.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Do you know how hard it is to keep the
camera panda cam operating. For those that don't get what
we're talking about, there's a panda the Smithsonian National Zoo
and there's a camera on it. Now, have you ever
used a webcam before? Yeah, it doesn't require a lot
of maintenance.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Matter of fact, I've got a couple of webcams up
in the country and nobody's there right now, and yet
I can still look at them. How many government employees
are operating it? For you? It's weird right now? Zero.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, I hope I want to watch Bailee and Zingbao,
the two giant pandas at Smithsonian's National Zoo as they
explore their indoor and outdoor habitats.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We watched them yesterday for a couple of minutes. One
of the pandas looked like it was curled up into
a ball and died, but then it started to move
around a little bit, so we felt good about that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Can I take the official panda fan quiz? Let's see, Yeah,
that still works. I'll get good.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
See this is BS dude, no pandacam all right? So
is it possible that maybe it's just real dark and
it looks like it's not working, but it's just it's dark.
That is a valid point. Uh huh, No, you're right,
but it's just it's not loading, so it's probably not
even getting a black screen. All right.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know how I'm gonna a were this right now,
but people in Hollywood are very mad today because apparently
there's now an AI generated celebrity and she's more popular
than your favorite actress and she's getting hired.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Has she the new one? Uh? Shared her political leanings
with America. No, it might be part of her popularity
and she's not hard to work with the Night after
she went partying at the at an award show or no.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, her name is what is it, Tilly Norwood. We'll
tell you more about Tilly later. I'll tell you what.
If you're worried about AI taking your jobs, this is
one you're probably gonna love. In the meantime, in West Texas,
there's a black guy from Indiana named docter Malcolm Tanner,
and he is a I'm gonna use some language and
I just want to make a clear these are my opinions.
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It seems like he's moved into the smallest county in
the state in terms of population forty four people, where
he's starting a cult.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh, normally that happens next door over in New Mexico.
This is far West Texas. Yeah, that's right. It's almost
kind of bleeding over.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, Permian Basin and he has and now he's enemies
with some white guy at the Houston Chronicle and local
law enforcement. We'll teach you all. We're gonna tell you
all about it. Stick around for that. Malcolm Tanner will
be a new character featured semi regularly on this show
or not.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Who knows. He could get arrested or shot by a cop.
We have no idea, not wishful thinking, No I'm not.
I don't know what's gonna happen. No, we have no
idea of the future. Is a mystery to us, all.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, we don't know it. Just from looking at it online,
it seems like he's very controversial and he's upsetting people, and.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
We don't Is he scary? Does he scare people?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I mean, it seems like some people are afraid of him,
But to me, he just seems like a weirdo on
the internet, and that is my that's my type.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I was gonna say, you fell right in there. Absolutely. Yeah,
it's been that kind of weak girlfriend. But hey, TG
I hump day Walton and Johnson Radio Network. No more
dudes and dresses. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yesterday, Pete hagg Seth spoke before all the generals and
admirals of our military. We covered it live on the air,
but you know, there was a lot happening and we
were live on the air, so we didn't quite grasp
everything that was said during his forty five minute speed.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, he talked for a long time and then Trump
talk I guess longer because he usually does, especially when
he just starts rambling.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Last night's speech or yesterday morning speech given by Pete
haik Seth, and Trump didn't really tell us anything we
didn't already know. It wasn't the you know, the the
night of Broken Glass or however they described it in
the media that the reckoning day for that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
But they did tell all the generals you've got to
lose some weight. You guys are fat and start getting
in shape. And uh, I guess even Trump is as
the you know, the leader of the military. I think
Trump has to start shaping up our Hegseeth is going
to have a word with him too, you know, you know, yeah,
stern but fair, that's right.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Anyway, So Petere hag sith, I have to cut this
SoundBite off near the end because we don't have it
edited yet. He says the S word, yeah, shy nola,
Yeah exactly. Anyway, here's what Pete Hagsath said. No more
trainings in the military.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
This administration has done a great deal from day one
to remove the social justice, politically correct and toxic ideological
garbage that had infected our department.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
To rip out the politics.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
No more identity months, dei offices, dudes in dresses, No
more climate change worship. No more division, distraction or gender delusions,
no more debris. As I've said before, and we'll say again.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Where yea in many spurs? Yeah, yeah, you get the idea.
No more than enough of this stuff. I think it's
what he meant to say. And then he.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Cursed and everyone should have said amen, it end, but
they didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
The generals don't clap or a plot or anything. No,
they're very stoic. They didn't laugh at Trump, and he
was working them, he was, He was trying to get
him to loosen up a little bit. Trump likes an
audience participation, you know, get behind him. But I wonder
how many of the higher ups that were called in
from far away lands, Many of them had to fly
in from overseas. I wonder how many of them sat
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there and thought, you know, you could have handled this
with an email. Why did I have to leave my
girlfriend and fly all the way back home. Now the
wife knows I'm here. Oh that's no fun.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I actually do kind of understand not having meetings when
it could have been a group of email I.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Get that for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
But of course these guys all get paid a lot
of money to never go to a meeting ever, right.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And they are supposed to follow orders. So that's what
they did. They showed up. No more beards, no more
long hair.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
This also means grooming standards, no more beards, long hair,
superficial individual expression. We're gonna cut our hair, shave our
shave our beards, and adhere to standards. Because it's like
the broken windows theory of policing. It's like when you
let the small stuff go, the big stuff eventually goes.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He's right, yep. Unless they're like in the seals or something.
I think then they get to grow their beards, don't they.
Because I've seen a lot of TV shows and even
some movies about Navy seals and they all seem to
have beards. Hollywood guys. Yeah, so I guess that's okay Hollywood.
Wouldn't it wouldn't mess with us about that kind of stuff.
Would they really have a problem with the beard?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But long hair doesn't seem like it would cause a
problem when you're out, you.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Know, at war. Generally they like the ladies to cut
their hair fairly short. See that. I don't not, okay.
I want the ladies to have long wanted them to
be in danger. Well, they don't. I don't want them
in front line combat. You just said even in training
it's dangerous. And now Kenny is over here throwing women
in front of him. You you go first, honey? Is
that how you you want to roll with the women? Well?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Why would it matter if she has long hair, She's
just going to be a nurse or a chef. What
does it matter anyway? No more fat generals.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Physical fitness and appearance.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
If the Secretary of War can do regular hard pt
that's him, so can every member.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Of our joint force.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations or
really any formation and see fat troops.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Likewise, it's completely.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls
of the Pentagon.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Dude, he is talking to a room of people talking
to you now that many of them are out of shape, right, Yeah,
some of them probably shouldn't be tucking their shirts in. Oh,
it just makes it look worse.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You remember the Ukrainian call whistle blower, the guy who basically,
uh was the reason why Trump got impeached. There was
this person in the military. I forget his name now,
what the hell was his name? Vinman, Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vinman.
Do you remember him?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I do. I don't care for him. Vinman was a
fat guy. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Vinman wouldn't have been in the military if we had
these roles about no chubby, overweight. Sorry, buddy, you want
to you know, look, you can't fight a war if
you can't run a few laps. I mean, we're just
asking you, you know, maybe do a couple of crunches here.
Maybe eat a piece of fruit once in a while,
could you? Could you eat a piece of fruit?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Sure, if it's up on top of a big mound
of ice cream or something, why not? Yeah, that's how.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Someone just sent me a tweet asking if we're having
technical difficulties this morning. No, it's those sound bites from
the It's not us. The sound bites of Pete hegseth
sound weird, don't they when we play it? Am I
the only one that's hearing that?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
No? No, it sounded messed up.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
When's the Department of War going to create some sound
bites that we could play on the radio without making
people think there's something wrong with the studio.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, but they'll get right on med as soon as
they lose a little weight. Yeah, I blame the fat general.
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