What's happening With Mark Sanchez - TUE 7.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The noise.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
That is, he gives the way they like their noise.
This is actually a song from the nineties.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's just racket.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This is this is Midwest rockcre It's a recording. It
is her record. Fair, mister Kenneth Fair, thank you for
being diplomatic. My friend, who's a liberal, was just listening
to us talking about him not long ago.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
And that's the kind of music liberals like.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Huh no, I like that. That's libertarian music. That's that
song is called vote No. My friend and I are
having a we're playing a game right now during commercial
break where we send each other news stories about ice,
and he's trying to prove to me that ice is
bad and I'm trying to prove to him that it's good.
So I just sent him a news story. I shouldn't laugh,

(00:43):
all I explain this because it's terrible. Yesterday they arrested
this white Australian guy in Chicago, apprehended I'm sorry, Austrian.
I guess similar but different Stephens size six similar at all?
Australian and Austrian. Well, they're both white guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
The countries aren't similar. Well, you know, spectam in the
middle of Europe. And one's way down there is his
own continent. Agree to disagree?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
So anyway, A convicted child sex offender with decades long
criminal record that includes man, I almost said the F
word im here, sexually assaulting a family member under the
age of six, force, sexual assault with force involving a
child under thirteen. Sure he's not from Mexico, aggravated criminal
sex abuse involving a child under nine, and then he

(01:32):
sent me as a rebuttal oh man, bless his heart.
Here's a story about an Irish guy who was peddling
a bicycle around Key West, Florida, where he was living illegally.
He got stopped at a stop sign and sent back
to Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I was like, I feel like this was Irish and
he was sent to Australia. I'm sorry, ir Yeah, sorry,
too many things that.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Listening to yourself? How do you expect other people to
listen to you?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You're right, he's Irish, she was set back. Let's go
ahead and slow it down, and let's actually look at
the words we're saying and see if they have meaning.
I have a lot of news stories in front of me.
Let me start. I only have one that's important right now.
You know what, mister Kenneth, You're right. He got his
laser laser focus. He got sent back to Belfast. Would
we agree that there's that Ireland? You sure? Yeah? Well

(02:19):
says here, I never been. It's Ireland.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I wouldn't go there, and't where Rosie O'Donnell lives anyway.
So this guy, he said, this is a really sad story.
He was peddling his bicycle around Key West on his
way to his job.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
How dare those mean ice agents just be all like
mean and stuff to him?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So they deported him because he wasn't supposed to be
in the country. Well, they said he looked Haitian and
that's why they stopped him.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
An Irish boy looks Haitian.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
And in the photo he doesn't look Irish. Are he
doesn't look Hasian to me at all? Yeah, he looks
You think maybe your friend made this up.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
In the photo he.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Looks like a Muslim and he's got a face tattoo.
Oh boy, so does Mike tythan Well. And he's not
a bad guy.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
He does look a little Haitian, isn't it. But he's
certainly not getting deported.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is my only point is I feel like maybe, wait, wait,
there was a point to this.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, there's a culture war happening, Billy ed. I thought
you just wanted to make the point is that you're
winning this debate between you and your friend.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, but I'm on your side here. I think that
we should do something about immigration laws. I think we
should enforce the rules that we have on the books
because it's endangering people's lives and making it hard to
find a job, also raising the cost of living housing.
Imagine feeling bad for a guy that was in the
country illegally living in flipping Paradise, Key West, Florida.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh funny, tell me about where.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
There's a limited amount of housing and jobs and guess what,
this guy's in the country illegally taking up both.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm supposed to feel bad for him. Oh yeah, yeah,
You're supposed to have a bleeding heart and make sure
that you know that people that just got here illegally
are way more important than the people that are here
illegally or were born and raised here. You don't count.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I just it is kind of weird too to find
a news story about a child molester and go, yes,
this is gonna help, This is gonna help with my
heart because I don't like that that's happening.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
But you know, I'm trying to prove to this guy
that our side is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Anyway, y'all are awesome out there. Thanks for tuning in.
Sorry I'm a little I'm a little very caffeinated this morning.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Did y'all talk about that crazy woman that killed her Kias, Yeah,
we talked about it. Ye, A fourteen million dollar bond
for this woman. I was trying to find a picture
of her earlier. I saw her on TV last night,
and I'm they're probably smart not to put her picture
in this story on the internet. Oh boy, she is.

(04:43):
She is just a piece of craziness right there, just
still brewing like like yeast in a bowl that's still
you know, rising, and ooh, she's just that her brain
is squirming like a toad. Mister.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh, I know, snitches be getting stitches. But these guys
tried doing sports twice without you. Yeah, they's two times
they tried do in sports before you.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
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Speaker 1 (05:41):
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(06:01):
Mariners and Tigers if that's your thing. Enjoyed now. Monday
Night football last night actually had a pretty pretty good
game Jags and Chiefs. Everybody expecting the Chiefs to shake
off those early problems and get back into things. But
it didn't happen last night because the Jags beat them
thirty one to twenty eight with what y'all called it, Dude,

(06:24):
the long haired boy.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah he looks like an avatar. Yeah, that's him. If
they painted him blue before would that be racist?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Like?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, like blackface? It's not a race.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well so far yeah, so uh anyway, now you ready
for my fun story. It ain't It ain't all fun,
but there's fun in it all right, you know, di
all Sanders coach Prime has been having some health issues.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Right he wears a diaper now right, well, no, I
don't know if he wear a diaper. This sponsored by
depends the earlier this year, he had his bladder removed
because you know, it had cancer in it or something.
They took that out. A couple of years before that,
he had a couple of toes removed cause of some

(07:11):
blood clots that was causing the blood not to get
down to the to the bottom of his legs. I
therether give up a toe than it took a couple
of two, three toes.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
And so he's just kind of like slowly disappearing, one
surgeriod a time, a little bit less of Prime every
time he go to the doctor or robo coach maybe yeah,
you know, but right now, I ain't replaced nothing they took.
They just took. He said. Once upon a time, this
is Dion talking. He said, once upon a time, you
was this type of athlete. And when he said type

(07:41):
of athlete, he means like the best death or was
that's he and he said, and then all of a sudden,
you don't even know if you're gonna be able to
walk again. All you feel is pain. He said, this
is a great part, he said. The trainer came in
and looked at my foot and she said, we gotta
go get this checked out. You'll toe and you'll think
a toe is black? What your toes is black? Doyall,

(08:08):
I'm pretty sure they're all black. And yeah, he's been
black all my life. Man, Well they blackered now than
they was. And they said that's a bad thing. So
if you got black toes, you best get to a doctor.
Blacks are black, mister, Oh what color are your toes? Well,
let's take a look here.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
They look black to me. Oh yeah, yeah, and a
little ashy. Be honest with you, I ain't proud of it,
but that's how it happened.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
We think for a black man, your toes would be
the last thing to get ashy, because don't you sweat
in your feet, you know?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
But they're still ashy, I guess. So I don't get
how it works. Yeah, I probably need to, you know,
take one of their rags, thought back and forth between
the toes, and they really get in there and grind
it out.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know, you were out on a date with a
woman and they take you to get a pedicure of
a woman.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, mister, oh, not you talking to me, I'm talking.
I'm looking right at him. Or you got one of
those wondering eyes.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's hard to say, mister, oh, what do you think?
I'm the attorney general. Don't laugh at that. I do
not laugh at that. I'm not laughing, mister ojuey. So
has a woman ever taken you to get a pedicure?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Uh? No, well one do you try to? But I
don't miss I don't let people miss them with my feet. No,
I don't need death.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I had a woman take me to get a pedicure once.
She was really into it, and I just felt bad
for the Korean lady as she touched my toes. Y,
have you ever seen what my feet have? I always
compare it to the Holocaust, but I don't know. I
know that's a touchy subject, especially on October seventh, But
my feet really look like a war was happening here.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's right. It's the anniversary of the attack on Israel. Yeah,
by those well meaning Hamathians. They mean will I think
people give them a hard time, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well, Trump says that they have simmered down enough that
he can work out a deal with them. Here I
believe him.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Two years ago today, a bunch of people went to
a music festival. Twelve hundred people, over thirteen thousand injured, hostages,
hundreds of hostages taken, and they still have forty eight
unaccounted for. Uh, they don't know if many of them

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are alive at this point, but they still want them back.
You know what just does remind me of why I
went to burning Man, because I almost forgot You wanted
to see if they'd you know, fly out of the
sky and gun you down.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
No, I wanted to see if the people at burning
Man were informed enough to understand that the thing that's
funny enough right there that they were all upset about
they're all hate Israel, if they understand that the war
started because people were getting murdered for doing what you
guys are doing right now.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Right It was standing around outdoors at a music festival
and then suddenly, you know, like the flying monkeys and
the Wizard of Oz. These guys just come drifting out
of the sky and their parachutes, shooting or machine guns
at people.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
It was called the Nova Music Festival, and it was
out in the middle of the desert, and it was
supposed to be the Israeli version of Burning Man.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
And that was how the whole war started.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
And since then, American liberals, the so called quote unquote West,
you know, all these very intellectual well, well, I don't
know if we count because we're not, you know, we're
not the intellectual academic types.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
They're they're so informed, they're so intelligent.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
That they don't you don't understand that we really forced
Haamas to murder us.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
We didn't.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
It was our fault. We made Hamas do it, right,
That's what they think. They actually think. They're like, wow, look,
you know, if we didn't want to get murdered by Hamas,
why were we so oppressive to them?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
What the f are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
In the mid East, there are all there's dozens and
dozens of Arab countries, dozens of Muslim countries one tiny
little space. It's like, what is it like the size
of Delaware? Israel is really small. There's this one little,
lady bitty place the size of your thumb. When you
put it up on the TV. That's all. That's all
you get right.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
There and understand.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
And I'm not saying this is some guy that thinks
we should give more money to Israel or that we
should do what Benjamin and you huh YEAHO wants. But
there was this one little place out in the middle
of the desert. Nobody gave a damn about it. Nobody
cared about Tel Aviv, nobody cared about until all of
a sudden the Brits and the Americans and the Jews
said this is where we're going to build the first
Jewish state. And then suddenly every Muslim in the world

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said we have to kill them.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh yeah, Well they might have been saying it before,
but there's there's they're still saying it now.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
If you could go back in time, no, don't do that.
Why not no, because you know that ain't right. Come on,
if you could go you go back and down, you're
gonna kill hit Luke.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, I mean you will.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
You know, if you could go back at time and
kill one horrible person from history.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Who would it be? Then I can't say, come on,
come on, mister, Oh, who would it be?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Was he thinking about Roger Goodell? Roger Goodell, That's what
I'm talking about. I wouldn't want to waste it.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, that's no.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
What you mean like a bad person like you know,
like Mao or someone you know you.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Have seen multiple times? How we here in America like
to inflict our democracy on people in the Middle East
even though they don't want it doesn't work. And then
we go over there and it's the you know, it's
the springtime and uh, you know, the Muslim spring, and
they replaced. We were just talking about this yesterday with
Unworse the Dot and things like that. We replace a

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leader because we say that's a bad guy, and so
we go in there and we mess around and we
get them take it out and replaced. Turns out the
new guy is worse. You go back in time and
kill Hitler. How do you know somebody well, okay, not worse,
but as bad, because it could be worse, but as bad,
could just rise up and do the same thing. Thank you, guys.
You really missing the point here. Don't go back in time.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
No, you should go back in time and you should
kill the worst chairman in History, Hans Kruber, That guy
was trouble.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
If you had twenty four hours with me and I
couldn't say no, what would we do?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Well, young and we go fishing, and you and I'd
have a talk about your goals in life.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Welton, it's about time to tell Jews to just knock
it off and stop being Jews. I'm sorry, well, I
just sold. Did you just do an anti Semitism No,
I'm just I'm giving advice. I'm not telling them you
have to. I'm just saying, according to the news here,
they are expecting worldwide anti Israel protests today Today they're

(14:23):
going to protest against Israelday, worldwide. Everybody in the world
is going to protest to Israel. So I guess you
ought to stop being Jews. See this is.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Once again an example of how I would be on
board with the criticism of Israel if not for the
fact that the anti Israel people fervently demand we always
take it too far on the anniversaries herost or something.
It'd be like on Holocaust Day, We're gonna go out
and remind everybody the Nazis weren't all bad, right, Like what.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Just yeah, worldwide and just let them have. Let the
Jews have today. It's the day, although.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Today is the most important day to tell them worldwide
protesting that you you hate them and they should leave
the planet.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
As an it's special to the anti Israel people out there.
Here's what I here's what I would say to you
if you want to be taken seriously, breathe once an
You're like me when I find a news story, I'm excited.
The more he gets all worked up.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
And then later you look back and you go, oh, yeah,
it probably took that too far. Well, you know, calm down,
you know, have you considered calming down? I didn't. They
did not even think about it for a second. Well,
everybody else is concerned with Humas and Israel and peace
or not peace? And oh and and the Peace Prize
for the Nobel or Noble Peace Prize is a friendship

(15:44):
used to like to say, uh, that won't be announced
until Friday morning, after our show is over. Really that's
what they say. Now, they said they'll announce different piece.
You know, they have more Nobel prizes than just peace.
They'll announce some today tomorrow, but they won't get around
to the Peace Prize until Friday, and it looks like

(16:04):
it's gonna be like eleven o'clock eastern.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well, what else do you get a Nobel Prize for? Oh,
they have several different ones, you mean, like science, like
ivermectin or something, well shouldn't Yeah, technically, like now that
they said that ivermectin is just cattle d wormer, don't
they have to stop, you know, strongholding gatekeeping this Nobel

(16:27):
Peace Prize because you guys already told us the Nobel
Prize doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Just give it to Trump. What do you care? Medicine, physics, chemistry,
just some of the different areas that the prize will
be awarded in.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I feel like I could get one for chemistry. Yeah,
I think so because of my pizza idea.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Sure Trump is up, well, he's been nominated, but do
you know how many other people have been nominated? Not me,
three hundred and thirty seven others. Trump makes three hundred
and thirty eight nominations for this year's Peace Prize. How
could three hundred thirty eight people be doing such wonderful
things for peace and yet we seem to not have

(17:05):
a lot of peace around the Globe.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Well, remember the DEI guy. We gave it to Obama
for being black?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh, that's right. Sometimes it's no reason at all.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
By the way, if anybody's offended by what I just said,
and you have every right to be offended, explain to me.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
If not for being black, then why did we give
it to him? Anybody else got a better reason? He
drone bombed American citizens? What do you want? Like? It's
not me? Guys. How long had he been president when
they put him up for the Peach Prize? Like six
months and he hadn't done nothing. I don't even know
if he had even been sworn in yet. I think
he had.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
In the meantime, we got to talk about this illegal
immigrant that's going around attacking people.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Sky needs to get deported. Mark Sanchez, Well, Mark Sanchez,
former NFL player.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, I can't believe Fox Sports gave a job to
an illegal immigrant. The Marion County Prosecutor's Office is filed
charges against Fox Sports broadcaster Mark Sanchez. The ex NFL quarterback,
is being tried arg to battery with injury, public intoxication,
and unlawful entry of a vehicle in connection with the
beating of a grease truck driver in Indianapolis.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
That is the just the horrible sounding job truck, grease
truck drug. So does he go to restaurants and collect
the grease or or does he go somewhere and deposit?
What do they do with the grease?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
I wonder that too, because I would use that grease,
you know, I feel like it has value.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
You've seen the video of Sanchez, you know, it's like
a black and white security thing. He's just walking down
the street.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm literally just about looking at it. I just put
it on the screen. I was just gonna say, have
you guys seen the video?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
He is obviously he has just been stabbed and he's
walking down the street.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Now, who do you think takes an injury better? This
guy or Coach Prime? The guy just got stabbed. Looking
at him, he looks like he's barely inconvenienced by it.
He's like, ah, yeah, my abdominal area, I hurts.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
A little bit. It's a little sore right in here
where the knife is. He looks like he's on his
way to get us alawful.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
His his shirt is all stained and bloody. So he
got taken to jail after they let him out of
the hospital. And I know he'd want to got stabbed.
He'd want to got arist it too, because he was
missing with a grease stroke. Man.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Well you know Ice. You know how I say? Is
it ice? Baby? Damn? Sorry different Ice. I couldn't help it.
And while we're doing news stories about Vanilla Ice also,
you know, being looked at because of the bad publicity
on television.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
For ice it now at Iced Tea. How do we
both drop our mic at the same time. What are
the odds of that I did the same thing you did, Iced.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Tea, Vanilla Ice, all the other ices, they're they're all
caught up in a bad time.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
You were trying to think of ice Cube, but you
you haven't watched enough Disney movies to remember. Oh I
saw a piece of the first Are we there yet? Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
My god? I could not out of people's stand it. Dude.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
He was in NWA talk about losing your street crab.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
You remember what that stood for. I can't remember what.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
It stood forw Yeah, I remember Ninja's with attitude.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh is that right? No? They were all ninjas all right.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
So, while were doing news stories involving cops and football players,
can we talk about Kyrine.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Lacy real quick? Uh, yeah, who's that? He used to
play for LSU? LSU? Yeah, what kind of crime did
he commit? Well, he's dad now? Oh hell? Or is he?
Hang on, let me read it. Wait you don't know. Well,
here's what happened.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Louisiana State Police announced they planned to release video evidence
related to a deadly crass.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
That was Clark crash. It was deadly, so somebody did.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
That was initially stated to involve a former LSU football player,
Kyrine Lacy. Louisiana State Police have been working diligently to
put together an investigative briefing video, which will include video
evidence of what occurred before, during, and after a deadly
crash Highway twenty in Lafouche Parish.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
How did I do that? Goodness? Down to? But no way?
Yeah right down there on in old cane fields and whatnot?
All right, here's what happened over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
There was a resounding call to state leaders after a
new video from a deadly crash appeared to show former
LSU player Kyrien Lacy played no role.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
So is he alive or dead? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Wait, why is he involved in this? If he played
no role. All right, The NAACP is involved. When you
watch that video, Eugene Collins with the Louisiana chapter of
the NAACP said, when you watch that video and know
the end result of everything that happened, you'd be less
than human to not see a problem with this boy.
They really take a long time to explain what happened.
The video released during an interview with Lacey's on Homa

(21:26):
television station HTV. There's a Homa television stage about that. Huh,
we got their own TV channel there in Homa, all right.
Lacey's vehicle passing the crash area moments after two other
cars collided. That is not how the story was ever painted.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Ever. Now they're saying he was like said, he was
like one hundred yards behind the crash when it happened,
and then he rolled up on it as it was,
you know. Fresh. So he's alive, just so we're clearer.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
No, Lacey was found dead in Houston and appeared to
be suffering from a self inflicted gunshot wound in a
This story.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is crazy all over the place.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
He turned himself into Lafuche Parish Sheriff's office and was
released after posting one hundred and fifty one thousand dollars bail,
and then in April.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
He killed himself.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, lazy Lacy's former coach Brian Kelly.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
What no nothing? Why did you make that noise?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
He spoke during a weekly news conference, briefly addressing the
new development, saying the process takes time. Let's wait until
all the information comes out, because for us to make
these universal statements early on, it doesn't serve anyone. Well
Kelly's did he take his own life because people were
accusing him of the accident or was it a separate issue?
Was I was it like this happened and then that
happened because or just like time passed once again. This

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is why we needed coach Oh to explain it to us.
He would have been easier to understand.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, these reporters are just doing a craptastic job.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
You were listening to the Walton and Johnson radio network.