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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm an astronaut.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Katy Perry went to Disney World and rode the astro arbiter.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
And she's like back in space again.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
We she is just so fantastic.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It is interesting that's there's actual stories out in the
news about just how ridiculous Katy Perry. This was, Why
does everybody hate Katy Perry? And then they go on
to answer the question multiple answers for it. By the way,
you know, there's.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Always a hypothetical, like in an alternate universe, what would
have happened if if we'd gone left instead of right?
A year ago, right around this time, Katy Perry tried
to stage a comeback and it was very anticipated. There
was a lot of discussion, a new album from Katy Perry,
a new album from and it came out and in
less than twenty four hours it was reported not only
that it did poorly, it didn't even chart, right, which

(00:51):
for a pop star. I mean, that's guys, there are
indie bands that chart. Because nothing else came out that week.
This was something the media, the record industry pumped a
lot of money into. They were hoping and she wasn't.
No one hasn't. She performed at super Bowl halftime shows.
She was quite the name. No that long ago nobody
was interested in her new music. No, not really.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Your buddy's over at the Babylon b website they got
a whole list of the reason so that women actually
make better astronauts than me.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
And oh why is that, billy reasons?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
They look really cute in their little space outfits they
did this time.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yea, yeah, you men couldn't pull that off. We just
looked like Goober's.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, we would just wear the regular astronaut outfits that
you can actually use for, you know, spacewalks.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
And sure, well, yeah, space is a vacuum, and everybody
knows women are really good with vacuums. Always happen. Yeah,
and if you time the mission right, they're all going
to be in a good mood and super cooperative. But
of course if your timing is off, God help you. Yeah,
no kidding, in space, no one can hear when you passively,

(02:01):
aggressively say it's fine, you don't want that.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, that's true, right, Yeah, And sucking up all the
oxygen in the room.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Can side of the space shuttle now is gonna smell
all like lavender and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's always fun.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, if the hull of.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
The ship were to spring a leak for any reason,
they can plug that hole with one of their stiletto heels.
And women are never wrong. So every space mission guaranteed
success gotta be done.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Deal love it fantastic? All right? So yesterday the Easter
egg row all took place. And as a matter of.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Fact, do they actually roll the eggs like down a
hill or something and make the kids chase them? That
just seems kind of cruel.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
They roll them down a hill. But then I think
what happens is if any of the kids are brown,
they have ice officials pop out and arrest them.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, they're hiding in the bushes.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, that's generally how that goes. Now, we did get
our Maga minute yesterday from Miss Blondie over there. Is
it a minute? Let's see it is a minute thirty?
Oh see, I know she can't do math.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Well it's a woman, so no, hey, everybody, as you
can hear, we are warming up for the White House
Easter egg roll, which will take place on Monday. But
we did a lot this week, so let's go through
it in the Maga Minutes. This week, a number of
companies announced massive investments, with Navidia Abbott Labs in Honda
among the list of companies investing billions of dollars in

(03:27):
jobs right here.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
In the United States.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
President Trump hosted President Bucelli of El Salvador, Prime Minister
Maloney of Italy, the twenty twenty four NCAA football champions
Ohio State University, and the US Navy football team this
week as well. Cool and the border is still more
secure than it has ever been, with border patrol recording
its lowest Southwest border crossings in history. The President took

(03:53):
actions to lower prescription drug prices, prevent illegal aliens from
obtaining your Social Security van, and removed burdensome regulations that
were stifling the US commercial fishing industry. Angel Mom Patty
Moore and joined me from the podium to tell the
story of her daughter's brutal murder at the hands of
an illegal alien, while simultaneously calling out her senator who

(04:17):
flew to El Salvador to retrieve an EMA's thirteen gang
member wife.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Peter and illegal alien.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
President Trump remains committed to putting the American people first,
You and your family first, and we will never waiver
in that commitment, We'll see you for next week's mag
a minute, and we are wishing everybody a left and
happy year.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Happy Easter.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yet I guess the egg rolls today I miss.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
It looks like she said, you know, you gotta believe I.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Didn't watch it live or anything like that. Well, of
course not because it didn't happen, but said, they do
it on a Monday. Now, well, technically it's still Easter.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Do they always do it on a Monday? I don't
really keep up. Maybe they do it for for TV purposes.
More people watch the news on Monday than on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'm sure you know what my favorite presidential Easter moment was.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
It has to be Joe Biden wondering off and the
Easter Bunny corraling him and telling him.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Not to talk to those reporters.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Now, you've got to admit that was pretty clever. They
put a guy inside the Easter Bunny outfit so that
person could help deal with the fact that Joe had dementia.
And again, that was like first year in office. Why
didn't anybody notice something was wrong with him?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't know if it was a secret service dude,
or if it was some you know, little little little
gal being an unpaid intern or what. But the little
bunny just hopped right over to Joe. It's like, mister President,
turned back this way. We're going back this way. Yeah,
who was in there? Was it Jen Psasse? Was it
George Soros? Siver did find out as far as I know,

(05:42):
Laura or we forgot because it wasn't anybody we'd ever
heard of.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
But the fact that that's just one more example of
how abundantly obvious it was there was something wrong with
the guy, and still it took him another three and
a half years to finally admit, Look, this guy probably
shouldn't be president. He's not healthy.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
They didn't want to admit it.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
They had too.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
After that dismal debate performance and some of the other
things that seen happening just before and after where he
had to be escorted off the stage. That's when George
Clooney finally, you know, had enough. I think over the
weekend he's like, yeah, we gotta we gotta get somebody else.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I mean, it's true, George Clooney.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, he's the one brought it up too.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And over the weekend they photoshopped Joe Biden into his
Easter family photo. And that's not even the most embarrassing
Joe Biden Easter moment. The most embarrassing Joe Biden Easter
moment is still the Easter buddy.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh Lord, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Stephen Miller has some words about Senator Van Halen. We
you know, this is so insulting. The guy goes down
to Al Salvador and hangs out with the wife beating, criminal,
gang banger. We're all supposed to feel sorry for this guy.
If we bring him back to the United States, they're
just going to deport him again. Here's Steven m el Miller,

(06:56):
the not Steven al Miller, that's the author. It's just
Steven Miller, the guy who who is generally the policy
analyst and expert for the Trump administration.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
At a loss of words, how I've purchased him out.
Here's the individual, the man who has been deported to his.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Home country of Alsavago, who.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Has been repeatedly documented by multiple federal and state authorities
to be a member of m S thirteen, one of
the most violent and ruthless criminal organizations up out of Earth,
which is now a designated foreign terrorist organization and an
individual who has been incredibly implicated in human smoking and
human trafficking, an individual who is a documented woman beater,

(07:35):
somebody who is viciously assaulted a woman in ways that
that shocked the human conscious.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I can't believe the political party that supports men in
sports is trying to bring a woman beater back from
a prison in El Salvador. That's weird, that's so out
of character for them.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Obviously, they picked the guy, and they picked this one
to be symbolic of all of the horrible things that
Trump's doing and the deportations and all that. I just
I don't understand, and I know this is the reason
there is a divide, a civil war, if you will,
inside the Democrat Party, because you don't hear some of
the old school, big name Democrats. You don't see Barack Obama,

(08:13):
Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, youn't see Nancy Pelosi out there
demanding that they return this gang member killer, whatever, this
criminal back to the United States. They are smart enough
to know these things last forever. Once that gets on video,
that lasts forever. And we've seen video of them agreeing
with all the things that Trump has accomplished over the years.

(08:35):
Only now they disagree with it because Trump's doing it.
But I don't see Nancy Pelosi out there leading the
charge for bringing these criminals home. And that's because they're smart.
But the civil war inside the Democrat Party, the new
up and coming, the young, you know, firebrands, they want

(08:57):
that old school out.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
They want them gone.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Hard to believe because he didn't talk this way. But
Obama's policy position, not his banter, but his policy position
during his presidency would have been to deport this guy.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Absolutely, he talked about like, oh, we got you know,
you know, we got to do a lot for the immigrants.
But then actual critics of Obama on the left would
refer to him as the deporter in chief.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You saw that meme going around.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'm sure I've got pictures of Obama, Clinton, Biden. They
deported millions of people during their and not one judge
stepped up and said, no, not Trump deported what one
hundred thousand and every judge that was appointed by a
Democrat is trying to get in the way and block
his actions.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, it can't be up to a regional judge to
decide what our foreign policy or immigration policies are going
to be. But over the weekend, MSNBC was reporting on
this very topic. Trump was speaking live from the Oval Office,
and you know, the fake news media loves to refer
to this guy as Maryland van.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, yeah, he's a Maryland father whatever.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Trump was right in the middle of explaining during a
life press or the truth about Kilmar Abrego Garcia and
MSNBC cut away from it because they didn't want their
audience to know some of the things we just explained.
In twenty nineteen, Garcia was issued a deportation order. Two
separate judges are from Garcia was a member of MS thirteen,
which is a gang that maybe even worse.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
We've been watching President Donald trumdare swearing in the new administrator. Wait,
why wouldn't you want to Oh no, we can't stick
with that, because something much more important to cover.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, of course there always is.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I don't like gay people, I don't like Muslims, I
don't like abortions, I don't like anything liberals, But I
really like to.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Get along with people called did you have a jab?
Walton and Johnson doing this little pope too? This is
a pope salute?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Do you know me so well?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Mister oh joh, heard Jesus and I can't even know
about that Pope dying.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Well, Jesus is all right, I mean everybody already.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
I mean, that's the breaking news every twenty minutes around
the world.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Pope Francis dead eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
There's always been some debate over this song by the
Doobie Brothers. Is this a pro Christian song or the
anti Christian for saying just alright, man?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
People spend a whole lot of time trying to figure
out what everybody else is trying to say.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
I always thought it was pro Christian, like, hey, he's
just alright with me, my man, you know, but I
don't know. Maybe you interpret the word just different and.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
That was a different geeze, just as the one that
left Chicago bound for New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Totally different guy. But I'm glad you're hear mis trout
you glad.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
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you by guess who.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Uh probably yeah, my pillow, pillow, that's right, I like
my pillow.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah. Man, I'll tell you what, if you have a
go spend the night in a hotel somewhere out of town,
well maybe maybe you've experienced this Uh, you get back
home to your pillows, which is my pillow.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
And it's a world of difference.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Over the weekend, I witnessed a woman drink too much
and then go to sleep on my pillow and I
got it right. And I don't know if it helped
with her hangover, but I bet it did.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I bet it did.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
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Speaker 2 (12:09):
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like you're some of your listeners are forgetting the promo code.
That's the only way that Mike Lindelle knows that you're
a Walton Johnson listener, and he likes to know, you know,
who's coming to his store. So put the WJ in there.

(12:29):
Save you some money and we get credit. Yeah, we
don't get much in this world, but we like a
little credit every now and then.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, throw a ball into your buddies here, Sean Hannity,
he doesn't need your support. He's fine. Help us.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
You know, I can help you with the sports update.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
The you know, my Oklahoma Sooner softball girls, Uh just
took three over the weekend from the girls from Mississippi State,
let me tell you, and every one of them Dangels
club Missippi State goals. They got themselves a hell of
a team.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
You were at a women's college softball game this week.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
One, Yeah, the one on Saturday got bumped to Sunday
because it come a third floater all day Saturday up
there in Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
So some people won't know what that means because they
don't speak right in that colloquialism rained real hard.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Okay, got it, And so they moved Saturday's game to Sunday.
Then they played two, So I got the Friday night
game and then had to go back home. But yesterday
they played too, and so a turd footer resulted in
a number two.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Got it? Yeah, there you go. So Oklahoma, you know,
Sooner's one three.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
But again, misssip State, good team, they're gonna go far,
I said, LSU, and Texas is playing and show this
SEC softball stuff. Man, it's getting good because some of
the teams, you know, they can do just like the
football players, they can, you know, change you. I want
to play for that team now. I don't think I'm
gonna get to play enough if I stay here. Blah

(13:50):
blah blah. Plus Oklahoma has won the last four national championships.
That group of girls all graduated down senior group of
girls last year that won the fourth one in a row.
They want it freshmen, what next?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Sophomore?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yes, I saw that they wanted four years in a row.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
So if they want it as a freshman, they don't
know what it was like to play college football and
not be the national championship. That that group of girls there,
most of them are gone. Now there's a few that
stuck around that were juniors and now they're moving on
up in there. But let me tell you it, it
even the playing field out. If you see what I'm saying,

(14:31):
it's parody.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I think, uh No, parody is when you pretend to
be a singer that you're not. Is that what it is?
Changed the lyrics to it. Yeah, I've always known that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeahs DC softball, all this NFL draft is coming up
this week, so you've got to get behind that and
playoffs in the.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
NBA, not the not the w n b A. I'm
sorry to report.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I don't have an update on the DUB but in
back football, actually, let me tell you that night the
Rockets came within ten points of a day of winning,
but they did not. Golden State put a whooping on them.
Heat beat Cleveland. No, Cleveland beat Heat. I'm was on
one twenty one to one hundred and Boston just went.

(15:18):
Look while on the Magic one o three to eighty six.
But that wasn't the worse a thunder number one in Aja?
You know, Seed beat up on the Grizzlies one thirty
one to eighty that's like fifty points. That's a lot,
Like why even finished the game at that point?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah? Did they have to?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Also? NBA Hall of Fame head coach Phil Jackson ever
heard of him? I think the besides playing with the Bulls,
wasn't he also coached for the Lakers. No fan of
games played on Easter, Sunday or any other sacred Christian worship.
Took to social media over the weekend and said again
the NBA test's faith by playing multiple games on Christmas
and Easter. Those are sacred days. It's not the first

(16:00):
time Jackson's seen fit to criticize the NBA. In twenty
twenty three, he said he has not watched the NBA
since the league allowed players to put winky political messaging
on their jerseys. Phil Jackson doesn't watch the NBA.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Is that something?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Isn't that something?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't think he has a lot of support in
that Sunday football Sunday basketball thing because they're huge games.
They even have Sunday Night Baseball. I noticed the Astros
were on national television last night.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, Easter.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
That's up to the individual, I think, to make that decision.
But it looks like the majority of the people are
choosing sports.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
It is up to the individual, and that individual is God.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
To try to blackmail me with advertising, Blackmaily with money.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Go for yourself, but go yourself? Is that clear?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
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