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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sometimes I just like to put on the soundtrack to Slipstream,
composed by Olmer Bernstein and performed by the London Symphony Orchestra,
and I just make love to myself.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That's fun to know. Thanks for that. What Sorry? I
was just get that out of there if it makes
you feel any better. I was just kidding. I don't
really do that, and that would be weird. Then I
don't think you were kidding.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Trent Reznor has a music festival coming up, and they'll.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Have to hear more about that later. Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm I mean, I'm what do you mean? You don't
want me to tell you right now? Who's at his
music festival?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Billyhead, I have all.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I'm surprised you want to allocate more time for celebrity birthdays.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I want to get right through that so we can
get to what you said. Oh, sooner we start the
sooner it's over, That's all I'm looking at. It's like
taking a peal, yeah, a little orange blue. That lady
that sang that song. You get a spoonful of sugar,
sugar afterwards, So you're the sugar Kennie.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Really, he he's my sugar. I don't feel like that's true.
I feel like you're both making fun of me in
two different ways.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Right now, I'm not making fun of nobody. I just
like you to get around to the Unibomber if you could,
because I don't care whose celebrity day it is. Nobody's
bigger celebrity around here than that unibomber. Here's the problem
with the unibomber.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I don't agree with what he did at all, but
he did make a few good points.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
That's what I'm saying. That's the problem with the un Obama.
He might he might have, you know, overreacted a little bit,
you know, but he had a good, pretty good reason
to Ted.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Kaczynski was his name, and way back in the day
he decided we needed to kill people, which I don't
agree with. And then we read his thirty five thousand
word manifesto called The Industrial Society and its Futures, in
which he talks about how new forms of technology and
leftist fascism might be destroying the earth and a lot
of people thought that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But now what's happening? Yeah, Well, a lot of people
thought Obama, I mean, Biden, being you know, a mental reject,
was crazy too, But what a surprise. Turns out we
were right.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Anyway, he hung himself, hanged himself in his prison cell.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Did he kill himself?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, he was hung hang in his prison cell. In
twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Kozinski didn't kill himself. He's dead now, Maybe that's yeah,
maybe a new T shirt. Actually Balmer was new tit.
Kosinski was born on the state nineteen forty two. He
mailed out sixteen bombs in his lifetime, killed three people,
injured twenty three others. Not a good guy, but you
people throw your party if you want to.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, we think he's bad. I agree. I'm just saying
even a broken clock is right twice a day. He
had a couple of good points.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Not a killing. Killing was bad.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But yes, leftist fascism and new technology have caused problems.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So your favorite tennis player's birthday today?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh Novaks Novaks, dude, I love Novaks, Novaks and Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Those are my boys. Novaks is thirty eight today, Molly
Ephraim thirty nine. She was in a different version of
the League of their Own. Oh, this is the girl
that played Mandy Baxter, the dark haired daughter on Last
Man Standing. She's actually very entertaining, and then she was
(03:11):
replaced because I guess she wanted to leave the show.
She's now thirty nine years old. She looked like a
kid in that show Apollo. Oh No is forty three,
the speed skater one some Olympic stuff. Jennifer Goodwin is
forty seven. That was a third wife on Big Love.
If you watch that Bill Paxton showro that was a
(03:31):
good show. It was. I think it's aged well too.
Allison Eastwood is not Clint Eastwood's daughter, obviously, she's fifty
three now. When she was really young. She has some
minor roles in some of his movies. Any which way
you can tight rope all that. Then she grew up
posed for Playboy, like twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's a tough one when you have a hot daughter. God,
I hope Clint probably got over it. I hope someday
I have an ugly daughter who's good at math.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You Knowomi Campbell is, you know, the angry supermodel. She's
fifty five. Bernie Taupin one of the legendary songwriters of ever,
seventy five years old now. He was Elton John's songwriting partner,
not any other kind of partner because he wasn't the gay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
In fact, a lot of Elton John's songs lyrically are
actually about women and that was the reason why. And
he probably didn't and of course Elton was happy to
do it. Who could forget this? Wait, I hate the
live version theory.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Don't forget this.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that was one of the songs he wrote. I
thought we were a talk show. No, but this is
a we are. We're talking about it. I'm talking over
it right now. This is called a bed. When you
play in the background, that's radio jar. It's a big
This was a song about a woman that he uh, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
A woman that drove their bus. She was seamstious for
the band. Apparently she was married to the bus driver
or whatever. Anyway, apparently she liked to get it on.
Harvey Milk the first openly gay man to be elected
to public office. Of course, it helps that it was San Francisco,
sure born on this date. No longer with us, like
the Udi Bomber and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, which, of
(05:17):
course you know, he pinned the great series known as
Created the Investigator known as CSI Sharlock colmebs Cherlock, Colmbs. Okay,
yeah he did that. I guess this is one of
the weird ones. You know. It's not you know, walnuts
in your brownie Day or anything like that. Today is
(05:40):
National Buy a Musical Instrument Day. I'm down with that.
That is what You're just gonna go out and buy
into some musical What are you gonna be? Musical instruments
are expensive too.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know what, I think? I agree with the date
and the decision that they made. I'm gonna buy a
synthesizer today. You already have twelve twenty jesus, I know. Uh.
It's also National Vanilla Pudding Day and should.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Get a bigger apartment.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I like to have a synthesizer for every one of
our affiliates, so I point at it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I go this one.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
This one is Golfport, that one, that one is Memphis,
this one's Waco. And I love Rome, Georgia. They need
their own, they do they do? And who's and the
Rush synthesizer? You know, Geddy Lee had his own Mini
Mode and it's it's red. Oh it's not big red.
I had one that was a different thing. I have
a minimug at home. It's it's black. It's not the
same thing. I mean, yes, it has all the same components.
(06:32):
You just buy a look of red paint, mister dress
it up a little bit, mister. Oh, can I just
get a can of red pain and make you into
a Native Americans?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Or what? No, exactly what synthesis synthesizer?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Anyway, Today is also the National Vanilla Pudding Day and
National Craft Distillery Day, So get your ass out to
a craft distillery and guzzle down some of whatever they're making.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's also May the twenty second. We're a little over
a week away from hurricane season being officially thrust upon us.
But we do have some predictions. But first, this day
in history. Can I can I start on this day
in twenty eleven to you buy Oh? I was going
to say no, say it low tigers? Oh, I love
that style in Sturgis. Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
On this day in twenty eleven and e f five
tornado killed one hundred and fifty eight people in Joppa, Missouri.
Do you say it so gleefully? No, it's over ten
years ago. You can make jokes about it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's the role. Think you can joke about it. Oh no, totally.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Nine to eleven, the Holocaust, anything that's been more than
ten years.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You can make a joke about, go ahead, Hurricane Katrina.
What year was it? This would be the twentieth year. Yeah,
go ahead? Five.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, that's I think that wouldn't even be the first
Katrina joke we've made in this radio broadcast.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Be bad timing though, with the hurricane predictions coming out,
you know just this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Ten years is ten years, guys, I don't make the
rules today. In eighteen fifty six, South Carolina represents No,
I'm telling you, there's a whole episode of South Park
about how age jokes are up for grabs.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Go ahead, the age crisis was in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You can make fun of aides, even you, mister Kenneth,
I won't. Yeah today. In eighteen fifty six.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Close personal friends died from it for me to feel
like joking about it even today, and then ten years
after their death it became hilarious. I'm sorry today in
at yes you are, you're quite sorry. No, I'm not
actually today.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
In eighteen fifty six, South Carolina Representative Preston Brooks beat
Senator Charles Sumner with a cane over slavery. They had
a fight with a cane. Ah, the good old days.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Huh you thinking that a caveman dude wanted to get
after Trump with his cane al green? Maybe they're related.
It wouldn't be the first time. Uh Oh, I didn't
even think about that. That's what I'm thinking today.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
In eighteen sixty eight, the Reno Gang pulls off the
Great train robbery, grabbing ninety eight thousand dollars from a safe.
Today that amount of money would barely buy you a
carton of eggs, that's true, but it was a lompack then.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You know now you can buy the eggs again for
regular price. Well, a good point today.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
In eighteen oh eight, the Wright Brothers registered their flying
machine for a patent. Russians claim they did it first.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Huh, sure, of course they do.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Remember when they had that Sochi Olympics and then the
opening ceremony they claimed they invented flight, of course, and
everybody in the world was like, wait what Today In
nineteen thirty one, canned rattlesnake goes on sale.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It didn't succeed like spam. Did you eat any Oh
my god? I did the can snake? No at the
rodeo this year, I got a rattlesnake, but it wasn't
can horn dog. It was fresh snake. Terrible, by the way,
was not good. Did you dip it? Did they have?
I don't know if you're supposed to dip it in
regular mustard or you got some kind of dipping sauce
for your carn dog.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It came with sauce, but it was still very gamey.
It was just a gamey meat and.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It was I should have gone with more of a dijon,
you know, instead of regular fringes. A spicy mustard might
have been more appropriate for your rattler.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Today in nineteen sixty seven, Uh huh, mister Rogers premieres Today,
liberals are saying that Republicans hate mister Rogers, and then
what's the other thing, Bob Ross, that's why they want
to defund PBS, the little hat. Here's how I know.
Here's how I know. Liberals aren't actually watching PBS. Those
(10:05):
guys have been dead for years. Do you think that
they're making new shows? Do you think the Republicans are
defunding mister Rogers?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It doesn't matter how much funding mister Rogers gets, there's
not gonna be any new episodes.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Today.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
In nineteen seventy two, Dick Nixon arrived in Moscow for
a historic summit with the Soviets.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Irony.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Today, in nineteen ninety two, Johnny Carson ends his thirty
year Tonight Show career. Fifty million people tuned in. It's
the only episode I ever watched. Really, Yeah, mom, let
me stay up late that night. I was ten so cute. Today,
in two thousand and four, George W. Bush falls from
his bike. I know we all thought it was Joe
Biden that did it. That well, he didn't do it first.
Apparently George W. Bush did.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
But and that's all I got. You got anything on
your list? I gotta take a break to be honest
with you. But then hurricanes are coming to kiss all. Yeah,
time is the only one can save America. Kamala is
a soul stoved Wolton n In Johnson. Can we talk
(11:04):
about something we haven't talked about in years? Oh? I'd
love to. Where is Obama born? Who Obama? Steve? What
was what were you just looking at? It's an old
newspaper article from two thousand and four, basically introducing a new, young,
and up and coming political Barack Obama. Maybe you've heard
(11:26):
of him. In two thousand and four you hadn't, And
it says right here in the headline, Kenyan born Obama
set to run for US Senate. Yeah, this was great news.
A guy that came from another country, came over here,
adapted the American way of life, and he's he's going
to run for politics, and oh what a glorious thing
(11:48):
it is. And then a few years later, I guess
when he decided somebody decided to run him for president,
he said, you know, that Kenyan born thing, it's going
to be a bit of a sticky wicket. Perhaps we
should drop the question. Was he born in Kenya and
then they changed it later? Or did? Were they lying
(12:10):
when they were? Was he trying to get credit for
being from Kenya when he was?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And I actually think that's what it was, right, I
clearly a lie was told, a trying to making blacker.
I think it was the Elizabeth Warren effect. Remember how
she lied about being native American to get jobs before
anyone knew who she was.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Remember she was always, you know, hopping around on one
foot going yeah, pretending she was lying she was no Indian.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, I think early in his life when he was
first out of high school, he was a good student,
and he was obviously an ethnic minority, which is very
important in academia. I think he qualified early on for
scholarships he shouldn't have qualified for. I think that's where
the Kenyan thing came from. This is just speculation. I
don't actually I was born in America. Why did his
(12:57):
birth certificate call him an African American? Well, and when
the year he was born, they hadn't even started using
that term yet. Where are all the pictures of him
and his buddies and from high school? Where's where's the
pictures of Michelle being pregnant. There's a lot of gaps
(13:19):
and stuff that's missing that every other president is able
to show.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You right exactly. I think it's that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I think that early in his life he was paying
for college with money he shouldn't have gotten, for scholarships
and that sort of thing. It was supposed to go
to foreign exchange students and he wasn't one. And then
later on he wanted to run for president.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Either lied then or he lied later, or he's lying
all the time, who knows for sure, But they've erased
his past. One hundred percent. They've just completely erased his
path so that they can turn him into the Manchurian candidate,
whatever you want him to be.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
And to your point, Billy, nobody used the term African
American back then except one group of people were deeply
embedded in academia. Nobody else would have used that phrase
back then. I think that's why that happened. Of course,
I don't know. It's just speculation, but it.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Is interesting that article keeps popping up occasionally. They point
out that he was quite happy to be called a
Kenyan barn Obama back in those days. Now to the present,
the weather forecasters from the National Ocean NOAH tell us
what to expect for the new hurricane season coming just
over by next week. We can Predictions for the season
(14:31):
so far called for a more active than average, but
not as active as twenty twenty four. And it's funny
the NOAH forecasters, they all live in Colorado. They work
out of Colorado State University client research climate research there.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And it doesn't let if somebody to do with satellites.
This was explained to us before.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It also has something to do with the fact that
they're really far away from any of these hurricanes that
might come along your point, but that's also why space
Force is there. Right. They have predicted last year seventeen
to twenty five storms and they finished with nineteen. You know,
if they name upm, it counts. And so now they
were released the twenty twenty five hurricane season forecast. Ten
(15:19):
am today is when it's officially coming out. But they've
already told you ahead of time that it'll be less
than last year but more than average, so you can
kind of do the math here. And it is the
twentieth anniversary this hurricane season of Katrina. Come August. You know,
there'll be a lot of you know, looking back memories
(15:40):
and that sort of thing. The Katrina Chronicles still have
that book. It's very interesting they made a book about that.
Oh yeah they did. I heard the movie was better
always Yeah. So what's the latest time the touch push?
Do we keep it? Do we get rid of it?
What do you guys like? But they said that's been decided.
They needed twenty four no votes. They got twenty two.
(16:00):
Well that was enough. It was close. Cloth they're keeping it.
The tush push. Here what.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Today's vote on the tush push steals the fate for
this season, the tush push the Eagles posting simply push
on after the NFL owners failed to ban the so
called tush push tush push.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know, it is weird that they will allow the
quarterback's own team to rough him up. Huh. I mean
they all jump in behind him and push him and
shove him. They could break his they could snap his spine,
break his neck, that's true. Don't be even. But if
the other team touches the quarterback, oh, it's a penalty.
You lose the game. You make your mind of do
(16:48):
you want to protect quarterback or not? Good point. They
just they don't want to protect him from his own team.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You know, of all the stupid songs we ever stayed
up late working on for the show, and that that
was the stupid Yeah, I mean that was definitely one
of them, There's no doubt about that.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well, Memorial Day weekend is right around the corner, and.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
People all over the country are asking the question should
you get on an airplane this year? It is a
dangerous time to ride on an airplane. Not only is
the airplane likely to crash, but you're likely to get stabbed, robbed,
or raped while you're on the airplane.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Well, how fun? You know what, I never understood It
never occurs to me that somebody, you know, another passenger
might try to do me harm. I worry about things
like crashing, terrorists, stuff like that. But no, I think.
Didn't everybody on the plane go through the same tight
security that I went through? Well? I didn't. I couldn't
(17:39):
even bring an eyeliner on the plane. How am I
going to bring a weapon?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, they made you shave down your your your hair
tonic or whatever before getting on the plane. You know
what I always wondered about flying. I'm a big guy,
and I've been in the bathroom on a plane many
times and the floor is always wet.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'm sure that's not water.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
What is it that makes people think in that tiny, gross, disgusting,
germ filled space they should try to have sex? You
you know what I mean? I know that's a thing.
People are like, Oh, yeah, mile High Club this year.
I'm fine, first class from Dallas to Hawaii. I'm going
to join the Mile High Club. It's like, what do
you why? Why don't I just wait till you get there?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Long ago, not long after, you know, commercial air traffic
became a thing somebody romanticized the idea of, you know,
the Mile High Club, that sort of thing, and and
it became something to shoot for, you know, your bucket list,
something to acquire. We did that. Yeah, yeah, it's it's
(18:42):
creepy and grows. And I think the bathrooms have gotten
like the seats have gotten smaller and more cramped over
the years. Maybe back in the sixties or seventies it
was a little more room. Mister O.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You said last weekend you and that woman you were
dating tried to have sex in an uncomfortable space.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Was that in the Oh, No, that's a we was
doing a toush push. Oh was a different thing all
to go. Totally misunderstood the story. The Jokers was size
of a quarter dog. Old Wilson and Johnson Radio Network
Sometimes I just like to put on the soundtrack to Slipstream,
composed by Olmer Bernstein and performed by the London Symphony Orchestra,
and I just make love to myself.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That's fun to know. Thanks for that. What Sorry? I
was just get that out of there if it makes
you feel any better. I was just kidding. I don't
really do that, and that would be weird. Then I
don't think you were kidding.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Trent Reznor has a music festival coming up, and they'll.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Have to hear more about that later. Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm I mean, I'm what do you mean? You don't
want me to tell you right now? Who's at his
music festival?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Billyhead, I have all.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I'm surprised you want to allocate more time for celebrity birthdays.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I want to get right through that so we can
get to what you said. Oh, sooner we start the
sooner it's over, That's all I'm looking at. It's like
taking a peal, yeah, a little orange blue. That lady
that sang that song. You get a spoonful of sugar,
sugar afterwards, So you're the sugar Kennie.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Really, he he's my sugar. I don't feel like that's true.
I feel like you're both making fun of me in
two different ways.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Right now, I'm not making fun of nobody. I just
like you to get around to the Unibomber if you could,
because I don't care whose celebrity day it is. Nobody's
bigger celebrity around here than that unibomber. Here's the problem
with the unibomber.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I don't agree with what he did at all, but
he did make a few good points.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
That's what I'm saying. That's the problem with the un Obama.
He might he might have, you know, overreacted a little bit,
you know, but he had a good, pretty good reason
to Ted.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Kaczynski was his name, and way back in the day
he decided we needed to kill people, which I don't
agree with. And then we read his thirty five thousand
word manifesto called The Industrial Society and its Futures, in
which he talks about how new forms of technology and
leftist fascism might be destroying the earth and a lot
of people thought that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But now what's happening? Yeah, Well, a lot of people
thought Obama, I mean, Biden, being you know, a mental reject,
was crazy too, But what a surprise. Turns out we
were right.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Anyway, he hung himself, hanged himself in his prison cell.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Did he kill himself?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, he was hung hang in his prison cell. In
twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Kozinski didn't kill himself. He's dead now, Maybe that's yeah,
maybe a new T shirt. Actually Balmer was new tit.
Kosinski was born on the state nineteen forty two. He
mailed out sixteen bombs in his lifetime, killed three people,
injured twenty three others. Not a good guy, but you
people throw your party if you want to.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, we think he's bad. I agree. I'm just saying
even a broken clock is right twice a day. He
had a couple of good points.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Not a killing. Killing was bad.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But yes, leftist fascism and new technology have caused problems.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So your favorite tennis player's birthday today?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh Novaks Novaks, dude, I love Novaks, Novaks and Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Those are my boys. Novaks is thirty eight today, Molly
Ephraim thirty nine. She was in a different version of
the League of their Own. Oh, this is the girl
that played Mandy Baxter, the dark haired daughter on Last
Man Standing. She's actually very entertaining, and then she was
(03:11):
replaced because I guess she wanted to leave the show.
She's now thirty nine years old. She looked like a
kid in that show Apollo. Oh No is forty three,
the speed skater one some Olympic stuff. Jennifer Goodwin is
forty seven. That was a third wife on Big Love.
If you watch that Bill Paxton showro that was a
(03:31):
good show. It was. I think it's aged well too.
Allison Eastwood is not Clint Eastwood's daughter, obviously, she's fifty
three now. When she was really young. She has some
minor roles in some of his movies. Any which way
you can tight rope all that. Then she grew up
posed for Playboy, like twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's a tough one when you have a hot daughter. God,
I hope Clint probably got over it. I hope someday
I have an ugly daughter who's good at math.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You Knowomi Campbell is, you know, the angry supermodel. She's
fifty five. Bernie Taupin one of the legendary songwriters of ever,
seventy five years old now. He was Elton John's songwriting partner,
not any other kind of partner because he wasn't the gay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
In fact, a lot of Elton John's songs lyrically are
actually about women and that was the reason why. And
he probably didn't and of course Elton was happy to
do it. Who could forget this? Wait, I hate the
live version theory.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Don't forget this.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that was one of the songs he wrote. I
thought we were a talk show. No, but this is
a we are. We're talking about it. I'm talking over
it right now. This is called a bed. When you
play in the background, that's radio jar. It's a big
This was a song about a woman that he uh, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
A woman that drove their bus. She was seamstious for
the band. Apparently she was married to the bus driver
or whatever. Anyway, apparently she liked to get it on.
Harvey Milk the first openly gay man to be elected
to public office. Of course, it helps that it was San Francisco,
sure born on this date. No longer with us, like
the Udi Bomber and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, which, of
(05:17):
course you know, he pinned the great series known as
Created the Investigator known as CSI Sharlock colmebs Cherlock, Colmbs. Okay,
yeah he did that. I guess this is one of
the weird ones. You know. It's not you know, walnuts
in your brownie Day or anything like that. Today is
(05:40):
National Buy a Musical Instrument Day. I'm down with that.
That is what You're just gonna go out and buy
into some musical What are you gonna be? Musical instruments
are expensive too.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know what, I think? I agree with the date
and the decision that they made. I'm gonna buy a
synthesizer today. You already have twelve twenty jesus, I know. Uh.
It's also National Vanilla Pudding Day and should.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Get a bigger apartment.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I like to have a synthesizer for every one of
our affiliates, so I point at it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I go this one.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
This one is Golfport, that one, that one is Memphis,
this one's Waco. And I love Rome, Georgia. They need
their own, they do they do? And who's and the
Rush synthesizer? You know, Geddy Lee had his own Mini
Mode and it's it's red. Oh it's not big red.
I had one that was a different thing. I have
a minimug at home. It's it's black. It's not the
same thing. I mean, yes, it has all the same components.
(06:32):
You just buy a look of red paint, mister dress
it up a little bit, mister. Oh, can I just
get a can of red pain and make you into
a Native Americans?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Or what? No, exactly what synthesis synthesizer?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Anyway, Today is also the National Vanilla Pudding Day and
National Craft Distillery Day, So get your ass out to
a craft distillery and guzzle down some of whatever they're making.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's also May the twenty second. We're a little over
a week away from hurricane season being officially thrust upon us.
But we do have some predictions. But first, this day
in history. Can I can I start on this day
in twenty eleven to you buy Oh? I was going
to say no, say it low tigers? Oh, I love
that style in Sturgis. Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
On this day in twenty eleven and e f five
tornado killed one hundred and fifty eight people in Joppa, Missouri.
Do you say it so gleefully? No, it's over ten
years ago. You can make jokes about it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's the role. Think you can joke about it. Oh no, totally.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Nine to eleven, the Holocaust, anything that's been more than
ten years.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You can make a joke about, go ahead, Hurricane Katrina.
What year was it? This would be the twentieth year. Yeah,
go ahead? Five.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, that's I think that wouldn't even be the first
Katrina joke we've made in this radio broadcast.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Be bad timing though, with the hurricane predictions coming out,
you know just this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Ten years is ten years, guys, I don't make the
rules today. In eighteen fifty six, South Carolina represents No,
I'm telling you, there's a whole episode of South Park
about how age jokes are up for grabs.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Go ahead, the age crisis was in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You can make fun of aides, even you, mister Kenneth,
I won't. Yeah today. In eighteen fifty six.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Close personal friends died from it for me to feel
like joking about it even today, and then ten years
after their death it became hilarious. I'm sorry today in
at yes you are, you're quite sorry. No, I'm not
actually today.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
In eighteen fifty six, South Carolina Representative Preston Brooks beat
Senator Charles Sumner with a cane over slavery. They had
a fight with a cane. Ah, the good old days.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Huh you thinking that a caveman dude wanted to get
after Trump with his cane al green? Maybe they're related.
It wouldn't be the first time. Uh Oh, I didn't
even think about that. That's what I'm thinking today.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
In eighteen sixty eight, the Reno Gang pulls off the
Great train robbery, grabbing ninety eight thousand dollars from a safe.
Today that amount of money would barely buy you a
carton of eggs, that's true, but it was a lompack then.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You know now you can buy the eggs again for
regular price. Well, a good point today.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
In eighteen oh eight, the Wright Brothers registered their flying
machine for a patent. Russians claim they did it first.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Huh, sure, of course they do.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Remember when they had that Sochi Olympics and then the
opening ceremony they claimed they invented flight, of course, and
everybody in the world was like, wait what Today In
nineteen thirty one, canned rattlesnake goes on sale.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It didn't succeed like spam. Did you eat any Oh
my god? I did the can snake? No at the
rodeo this year, I got a rattlesnake, but it wasn't
can horn dog. It was fresh snake. Terrible, by the way,
was not good. Did you dip it? Did they have?
I don't know if you're supposed to dip it in
regular mustard or you got some kind of dipping sauce
for your carn dog.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It came with sauce, but it was still very gamey.
It was just a gamey meat and.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It was I should have gone with more of a dijon,
you know, instead of regular fringes. A spicy mustard might
have been more appropriate for your rattler.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Today in nineteen sixty seven, Uh huh, mister Rogers premieres Today,
liberals are saying that Republicans hate mister Rogers, and then
what's the other thing, Bob Ross, that's why they want
to defund PBS, the little hat. Here's how I know.
Here's how I know. Liberals aren't actually watching PBS. Those
(10:05):
guys have been dead for years. Do you think that
they're making new shows? Do you think the Republicans are
defunding mister Rogers?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It doesn't matter how much funding mister Rogers gets, there's
not gonna be any new episodes.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Today.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
In nineteen seventy two, Dick Nixon arrived in Moscow for
a historic summit with the Soviets.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Irony.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Today, in nineteen ninety two, Johnny Carson ends his thirty
year Tonight Show career. Fifty million people tuned in. It's
the only episode I ever watched. Really, Yeah, mom, let
me stay up late that night. I was ten so cute. Today,
in two thousand and four, George W. Bush falls from
his bike. I know we all thought it was Joe
Biden that did it. That well, he didn't do it first.
Apparently George W. Bush did.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
But and that's all I got. You got anything on
your list? I gotta take a break to be honest
with you. But then hurricanes are coming to kiss all. Yeah,
time is the only one can save America. Kamala is
a soul stoved Wolton n In Johnson. Can we talk
(11:04):
about something we haven't talked about in years? Oh? I'd
love to. Where is Obama born? Who Obama? Steve? What
was what were you just looking at? It's an old
newspaper article from two thousand and four, basically introducing a new, young,
and up and coming political Barack Obama. Maybe you've heard
(11:26):
of him. In two thousand and four you hadn't, And
it says right here in the headline, Kenyan born Obama
set to run for US Senate. Yeah, this was great news.
A guy that came from another country, came over here,
adapted the American way of life, and he's he's going
to run for politics, and oh what a glorious thing
(11:48):
it is. And then a few years later, I guess
when he decided somebody decided to run him for president,
he said, you know, that Kenyan born thing, it's going
to be a bit of a sticky wicket. Perhaps we
should drop the question. Was he born in Kenya and
then they changed it later? Or did? Were they lying
(12:10):
when they were? Was he trying to get credit for
being from Kenya when he was?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And I actually think that's what it was, right, I
clearly a lie was told, a trying to making blacker.
I think it was the Elizabeth Warren effect. Remember how
she lied about being native American to get jobs before
anyone knew who she was.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Remember she was always, you know, hopping around on one
foot going yeah, pretending she was lying she was no Indian.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, I think early in his life when he was
first out of high school, he was a good student,
and he was obviously an ethnic minority, which is very
important in academia. I think he qualified early on for
scholarships he shouldn't have qualified for. I think that's where
the Kenyan thing came from. This is just speculation. I
don't actually I was born in America. Why did his
(12:57):
birth certificate call him an African American? Well, and when
the year he was born, they hadn't even started using
that term yet. Where are all the pictures of him
and his buddies and from high school? Where's where's the
pictures of Michelle being pregnant. There's a lot of gaps
(13:19):
and stuff that's missing that every other president is able
to show.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You right exactly. I think it's that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I think that early in his life he was paying
for college with money he shouldn't have gotten, for scholarships
and that sort of thing. It was supposed to go
to foreign exchange students and he wasn't one. And then
later on he wanted to run for president.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Either lied then or he lied later, or he's lying
all the time, who knows for sure, But they've erased
his past. One hundred percent. They've just completely erased his
path so that they can turn him into the Manchurian candidate,
whatever you want him to be.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
And to your point, Billy, nobody used the term African
American back then except one group of people were deeply
embedded in academia. Nobody else would have used that phrase
back then. I think that's why that happened. Of course,
I don't know. It's just speculation, but it.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Is interesting that article keeps popping up occasionally. They point
out that he was quite happy to be called a
Kenyan barn Obama back in those days. Now to the present,
the weather forecasters from the National Ocean NOAH tell us
what to expect for the new hurricane season coming just
over by next week. We can Predictions for the season
(14:31):
so far called for a more active than average, but
not as active as twenty twenty four. And it's funny
the NOAH forecasters, they all live in Colorado. They work
out of Colorado State University client research climate research there.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And it doesn't let if somebody to do with satellites.
This was explained to us before.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It also has something to do with the fact that
they're really far away from any of these hurricanes that
might come along your point, but that's also why space
Force is there. Right. They have predicted last year seventeen
to twenty five storms and they finished with nineteen. You know,
if they name upm, it counts. And so now they
were released the twenty twenty five hurricane season forecast. Ten
(15:19):
am today is when it's officially coming out. But they've
already told you ahead of time that it'll be less
than last year but more than average, so you can
kind of do the math here. And it is the
twentieth anniversary this hurricane season of Katrina. Come August. You know,
there'll be a lot of you know, looking back memories
(15:40):
and that sort of thing. The Katrina Chronicles still have
that book. It's very interesting they made a book about that.
Oh yeah they did. I heard the movie was better
always Yeah. So what's the latest time the touch push?
Do we keep it? Do we get rid of it?
What do you guys like? But they said that's been decided.
They needed twenty four no votes. They got twenty two.
(16:00):
Well that was enough. It was close. Cloth they're keeping it.
The tush push. Here what.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Today's vote on the tush push steals the fate for
this season, the tush push the Eagles posting simply push
on after the NFL owners failed to ban the so
called tush push tush push.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know, it is weird that they will allow the
quarterback's own team to rough him up. Huh. I mean
they all jump in behind him and push him and
shove him. They could break his they could snap his spine,
break his neck, that's true. Don't be even. But if
the other team touches the quarterback, oh, it's a penalty.
You lose the game. You make your mind of do
(16:48):
you want to protect quarterback or not? Good point. They
just they don't want to protect him from his own team.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You know, of all the stupid songs we ever stayed
up late working on for the show, and that that
was the stupid Yeah, I mean that was definitely one
of them, There's no doubt about that.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well, Memorial Day weekend is right around the corner, and.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
People all over the country are asking the question should
you get on an airplane this year? It is a
dangerous time to ride on an airplane. Not only is
the airplane likely to crash, but you're likely to get stabbed, robbed,
or raped while you're on the airplane.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Well, how fun? You know what, I never understood It
never occurs to me that somebody, you know, another passenger
might try to do me harm. I worry about things
like crashing, terrorists, stuff like that. But no, I think.
Didn't everybody on the plane go through the same tight
security that I went through? Well? I didn't. I couldn't
(17:39):
even bring an eyeliner on the plane. How am I
going to bring a weapon?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, they made you shave down your your your hair
tonic or whatever before getting on the plane. You know
what I always wondered about flying. I'm a big guy,
and I've been in the bathroom on a plane many
times and the floor is always wet.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'm sure that's not water.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
What is it that makes people think in that tiny, gross, disgusting,
germ filled space they should try to have sex? You
you know what I mean? I know that's a thing.
People are like, Oh, yeah, mile High Club this year.
I'm fine, first class from Dallas to Hawaii. I'm going
to join the Mile High Club. It's like, what do
you why? Why don't I just wait till you get there?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Long ago, not long after, you know, commercial air traffic
became a thing somebody romanticized the idea of, you know,
the Mile High Club, that sort of thing, and and
it became something to shoot for, you know, your bucket list,
something to acquire. We did that. Yeah, yeah, it's it's
(18:42):
creepy and grows. And I think the bathrooms have gotten
like the seats have gotten smaller and more cramped over
the years. Maybe back in the sixties or seventies it
was a little more room. Mister O.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You said last weekend you and that woman you were
dating tried to have sex in an uncomfortable space.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Was that in the Oh, No, that's a we was
doing a toush push. Oh was a different thing all
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