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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Dean Kin seems like a good guy.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
He one time got into a feud on social media
with a transgender and he said, you're not really a
man or a woman or whatever, and then the person said,
you're not really superman and he replied, you're right.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I was just acting and pretending like you are just
like you and made a good point. Dean Kane wants
the Man of Steel on TV has a new title now.
He revealed that he has enlisted with ICE, really the
US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement Agency, who he's really more powerful?
(00:37):
Look about it. He's got your sweet eyes too, Dean
Kin or the original Dean Kin. It's Ice running for
the barner. He said, for those of you who didn't
already know this, I am a sworn law enforcement officer
and a filmmaker, and I felt it was important to
join with our first responders to help secure the safety
(01:00):
of all Americans, not just talk about it. So I
joined up with ICE. About him?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
If I'm not mistaken, isn't Shack also a law enforcement agent?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Can I do that? Can I just sign up and
become a cop, because I want to.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Know, you got to go through the training. You don't
just sign up. You got to go through the training
and get yourself a you know, a law enforcement to
get a badge too. At Away's health. Yeah, it's probably
a lot of work, isn't it. Probably I'm gonna say
no to that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Brad Pitt's mom died. Jane Etta Pitt was her name.
She was eighty four. Condolences, you know, don't People don't
really send cards anymore, although you know Brad's from that
older generation. He might appreciate it if you reached out.
Have you ever heard this before?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Brad Pitt has a weird condition where he doesn't remember faces,
at least the thing he says that.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But is it possible it's face blindness? I think they
they say that, but also he's Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Is it possible. He's just met so many people, so
could happen. It's a lot, right, because I don't think
I suffer from that. But at the same time, I
meet people at comedy shows or appearances or comic book conventions,
and they'll.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
A lot of times you remember them from last time,
though sometimes I do. Yeah, that means you don't have
what he claims he has, but sometimes you don't remember
meeting him, and they remember meeting.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You can't remember everything. Yeah, and we're not Brad Pitt famous.
I do like, uh, what what was that?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That movie The Fall Legends of the Fall? Yeah, sure, well,
of course it was a good movie. You can't be
wrong with you if you didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I know that was the best? What was that? And
what was the other one he was in was the
Twelve Monkeys? Well that was one of them. He was
in a lot of things, and they were all wonderful. No,
they weren't all wonderful. Some of them were crap factors. Well,
listen to you. Seinfeld. Fans gathered at a minor league
baseball game so they could hold an Elaine dance contest.
That had to be fun to watch or impossible to
(02:54):
watch one of the other. She's still famous for the
worst dancing I think in a television show. But that
was the bet, right, that was great.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Some of you might wonder why a minor league baseball game,
And if you're asking that question, I've got to assume
you've never been to a minor league baseball game, right
they do. Some of these minor league baseball promoters do
a really good job of making it interesting because maybe
you don't care about the you know, the tallahassee kazoos
or whatever, but they'll do something fun at the game.
It makes you want to come out and watch monkeys
(03:23):
ride on horses.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Or you're always a good our dogs. I always wanted to,
you know, just duck tape a monkey to a greyhound
or something and just turn them loose, man, let them ride.
Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Years ago they had a monkey riding on dogs and
it was a guy from Texas, but it was at
a minor league baseball game in Illinois.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You thought it would have called on. I bet Pete
probably stepped in and muddied it up. He gave this
motivational speech. Do you do you remember that? It was
really motivating. He said it was his dream to one
day get dogs to ride and wait monkeys to ride
on and there was this inspirational music. And there's a video.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This went viral probably two decades ago, old school YouTube.
So the monkey's riding on the dog.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It looks like an Australian. It was a lot of fun.
It's like a sheep dog. And then this guy comes
out he says it was his dream. Well, it looked
like they were actually trying to play the game. The
players are still on the field and the dogs out
there interrupted. Oh he wasn't supposed to be in this
particular scene. That normally wait until they're between episodes. Yeah, inning,
(04:33):
what do you talk episodes? But one team's playing and
then the other team gets to go, and then they
have breaks in between. Have you ever even been to
a baseball game? No?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Hey, a little update here. You remember that young woman
in want to take me to one true? Go to
a baseball game tomorrow, let's do it. You remember Holly
was the woman who was violently attacked outside jazz Fest
in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
There is I didn't know her name, there was there
was a white lady surrounded by a non white lady,
people attacking her.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
The people who attacked her claim there's going to be
a video pretty soon that justifies the attack. It's a
lady in a flowery dress laying unconscious on the ground,
bleeding from every orifice. But you don't know what she did,
why though, to deserve getting treated like that. I think
what they're suggesting nothing, Yeah, there's nothing you could do
or what I think what they're suggesting it is.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It was something she said, could she hurt a feeling.
Come I say a bad word, I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm not okay with saying. I think whatever that word
is we're probably all thinking about right now.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't endorse that or whatever. But that doesn't justify violence. No, no,
especially if it's a word that's constantly said in rap
songs all the time. Every day there was this news
is itches.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, it's bitches y. Yeah, that's it. Sure. Anyway, she
a little update here. She's not like hearing people talk
like that. Sorry, I apologize for the sensitive of you
out there, but somebody had to say it. A little
update on her, right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Somebody was trying to raise money to help her out
with the medical bills they needed twenty five thousand dollars.
So far they've raised five hundred seventy seven hundred eighty
six dollars, so not nearly enough.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
When you, oh, god, he's really bad at math.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, but you couldn't remember the episode innings thing. I mean,
you know, and what then his rummer a few seconds
ago when you didn't know how baseball worked. Now you're
making fun of him because he doesn't know how math works.
I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I never did myth.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
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Speaker 2 (06:47):
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Speaker 1 (06:53):
What did you do to have to go to a
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I was with a friend that doesn't drink alcohol, and
I said, why don't we go to this health food place?
What came to go to a regular restaurant and just
not order alcohol? Fair question? Uhuh?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
They had mocktails. Now, to me, a mocktail is just
like a sugary drinker tea. I don't know, maybe if.
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not trying to judge you here on your dietary choices,
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(07:38):
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You know what a burger, small cat, sometimes a calf
or you know, a young cow. Yeah, when did you
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(08:07):
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Joanna gain stuff. Oh god, yeah, it's like country, but
it's not really country. It's more suburban country. It's wholesome,
like very white, affluent, upper income, not country.
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front door. Close.
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It wasn't Joanna Games.
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Now there's a new whitewashed esthetic. They can only be
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It is already Cracker barrel.
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typical cracker barrel's aesthetic obviously an idealized version of Yesteryear's America,
but in a natural, sincere way.
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The new cracker barrel didn't look like that. The new
cracker barrel looks like a woman who her husband works
in Silicon Valley and he subsidizes her local boutique shop
that loses ten thousand dollars a month because nobody wants
to buy her scented candles, and she's the woman.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
They chose to go redo the cracker barrel. Oh good,
I know they didn't do redo the one over here.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
By me, it looks like every other middle grade sit
down restaurant, just with some rolling pins and an odd
chicken picture hung up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Sucks, there's a chicken picture. So we're country.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I feel like we're about five minutes away from gluten
free meat loaf.
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Oh stop it, Uh, you've just ruined it for everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
In other news, some have felt that the newest season
of South Park is too critical of Trump and his administration,
and I don't care. It's a cartoon. It's a comedy show.
Get over it. One group of people that don't care
are Ice Homely Insecurity DHS government is now using the
images South Park has in their latest season depicting ICE
agents looking like gangbangers on social media. They're reposting the
(10:54):
images the cartoon characters as if they're those guys. Oh great,
they think it's funny. Here, let me put it up
on the screen for you. They made the ICE guys
look like they're in a rap video. I mean South
Park did that, and then the Department of Homeland Security
is now reposting the photos as though they think it's cool. Okay,
if you're making fun of someone and they try to
get in on the joke or they laugh at it
(11:15):
and then share the joke with someone else, you didn't
really make fun of him, did you?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Not so much cool? People went with it At the
end of the day, I'd stay South south Park still
just South Part's a cartoon. They make fun of everything,
so I don't. I'm not bothered by the fact that
they're making fun of Trump. It's a fun show. Get
over it. Yeah, don't watch or watch, get really worked up,
get in sense, get inflamed, get all angry about it,
(11:41):
and see if that fixes anything, because it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, it's weird how people will watch something because they
hate it. I gotta think that's gonna happen with Mel
Gibson's new Passions of the Christ sequels.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
How do you make sense? Yes, it's seek Wools now,
because he was making a movie and he decided there
was so much in it that it was just gonna
have to be split into two new movies about the
Passion of the Christ. And what are these called? Now?
The sequels have a name? Can you?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'll hang on, I'll find it's the Year of Our
Lords of the Afterlife or something.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, isn't that kind of weird? Though it's been twenty
one years since he did the last one of these.
The first part will be open March twenty six, twenty
twenty seven, the Year of Our Lord, by the way,
and the second part will be uh Thursday, May six,
twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Wow, I'll be sure and put that on the calendar.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Here it is the Resurrection of christy and then the
other one is going to be called Jesus of Nazareth
or is that it?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I don't know. The articles a little strange's I've made
that mistake too. Could be Jeseus. No, you're right, Billyud.
You could be onto something there. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's it's hard to tell because the person that wrote
this article is themselves a Christian. So they capitalized a
lot of words. Oh yeah, like you know God and
you know I do too. But they also capitalized words
like herowing of Hell, and it's like, wait, is that
one of the episodes? No, they're just talking about that.
Heaven is capitalized. I appreciate that. The Resurrection of Christ,
(13:03):
that's the name of it. It will not only tell
the story of Christ forty days on earth before his
ascension into Heaven, but according to reports, it will follow
the Son of God into the spiritual realm for the
harrowing of Hell. Am I saying that right? It's sure
crazy works for me. It's gonna look like a crazy
acid trip. And that's Mel Gibson's description of the movie.
(13:24):
It'll span the entire Bible, from the fall of Satan
prior to the creation in Genesis to the apostle John's
vision of the Second Coming Revelation.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
And that was why I'm trying to sell it. Huh.
I don't think that worked for me. I'm gonna watch it,
of course you are. I'm gonna watch the hell out
of this. Maybe that's not the right choice of words. Yeah,
probably shouldn't watch the hell out of it, maam.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Anyway, you know, the movie years ago very controversial, but boy,
it made a lot of money. They tried to blacklist it. Remember,
they were moving it from some theaters because they thought
it was anti semitic. If you read the story of
Christ and you think it's anti semitic, it's kind of
like your saying, you think a small group of people
in that story represent everyone on earth that shares that
(14:05):
person's religious belief.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Sure, let me let me that religious belief. Is it liberalism?
It's not, no, but it is like a religion to
them though Judaism was what I was saying, just another one.
There's always this argument over people that kind of missed
the point of the story of Christ, like who killed Christ?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
The Romans or the Jews. You're missing the point. First
of all, it wasn't every Jew on earth. It was
a small group of people in a very specific place.
They didn't all get together and vote. No, they're like,
would to kill that guy?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, it was. It was a small group of people
thousands of years ago who thought they were doing the
right thing. It doesn't mean they're satanic or anything like that,
and it's not. It all played out the way the
Lord thy God intended. Right then go because everything if
you believe the Lord is omnipotent, that everything that happens
(14:53):
happened because the Lord allowed it to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know, I'd like to sit down and talk to
if I ever could that conscious pilot guy?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Who would he fly for?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I know he wasn't an actual pilot, Billy had it's
a you know, is his names ponscious pilete? Does that pilates?
I think it's just ponscious pilot, But it's uh.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
He admitted that that exercise.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
He didn't know not, No, I never know, Philly. Yeah,
how have you never read this book? Biggest best selling
book of all time? Which one is that? An Franknyrie
The Bible? Oh yeah, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I know you have. We've we've got a couple of
there at the house. As a matter of fact, where
do you keep your Bible? I keep it on a bookshelf.
I have a couple of Bibles, but yeah, in myre
they a dusty. No, I look at it. When's the
last time you pulled it off the shelf? There?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, the specific Bible in my house or the Bible
at church that I look at when I go to church.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You don't take your own Bible to church. Let me
be clear, because I'm going to own this. You know
that song book that you sing out of, that's not
the Bible, Billy out.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You're gonna hate my answer, but it's but I'm but
I'm about to beat you in this argument.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Would you take a look at that? Every day I
can't read all that very small writing? My Bible? Is
this iPhone in my hand? I have the.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
It'll I get a notification once a day to read
the Bible?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Do you know why? Because I am a sinner, because
I'm not perfect? Say do you know why? Do you know? Why?
Do you know what? Man? You know? Me and the Bible? Man,
me and Hejesus. We'd be kicking a man. Yeah, you're Catholic.
I wouldn't be bringing the Jews up. Do you know this?
And Jews know that. I don't think it's right.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well that's your opinion, man, Well it's exactly Yeah, all right,
it's that time of day everybody.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh yeah, we got to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
John, don't forget boys and girls too.
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Dean Kin seems like a good guy.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
He one time got into a feud on social media
with a transgender and he said, you're not really a
man or a woman or whatever, and then the person said,
you're not really superman and he replied, you're right.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I was just acting and pretending like you are just
like you and made a good point. Dean Kane wants
the Man of Steel on TV has a new title now.
He revealed that he has enlisted with ICE, really the
US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement Agency, who he's really more powerful?
(00:37):
Look about it. He's got your sweet eyes too, Dean
Kin or the original Dean Kin. It's Ice running for
the barner. He said, for those of you who didn't
already know this, I am a sworn law enforcement officer
and a filmmaker, and I felt it was important to
join with our first responders to help secure the safety
(01:00):
of all Americans, not just talk about it. So I
joined up with ICE. About him?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
If I'm not mistaken, isn't Shack also a law enforcement agent?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Can I do that? Can I just sign up and
become a cop, because I want to.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Know, you got to go through the training. You don't
just sign up. You got to go through the training
and get yourself a you know, a law enforcement to
get a badge too. At Away's health. Yeah, it's probably
a lot of work, isn't it. Probably I'm gonna say
no to that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Brad Pitt's mom died. Jane Etta Pitt was her name.
She was eighty four. Condolences, you know, don't People don't
really send cards anymore, although you know Brad's from that
older generation. He might appreciate it if you reached out.
Have you ever heard this before?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Brad Pitt has a weird condition where he doesn't remember faces,
at least the thing he says that.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But is it possible it's face blindness? I think they
they say that, but also he's Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Is it possible. He's just met so many people, so
could happen. It's a lot, right, because I don't think
I suffer from that. But at the same time, I
meet people at comedy shows or appearances or comic book conventions,
and they'll.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
A lot of times you remember them from last time,
though sometimes I do. Yeah, that means you don't have
what he claims he has, but sometimes you don't remember
meeting him, and they remember meeting.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You can't remember everything. Yeah, and we're not Brad Pitt famous.
I do like, uh, what what was that?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That movie The Fall Legends of the Fall? Yeah, sure, well,
of course it was a good movie. You can't be
wrong with you if you didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I know that was the best? What was that? And
what was the other one he was in was the
Twelve Monkeys? Well that was one of them. He was
in a lot of things, and they were all wonderful. No,
they weren't all wonderful. Some of them were crap factors. Well,
listen to you. Seinfeld. Fans gathered at a minor league
baseball game so they could hold an Elaine dance contest.
That had to be fun to watch or impossible to
(02:54):
watch one of the other. She's still famous for the
worst dancing I think in a television show. But that
was the bet, right, that was great.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Some of you might wonder why a minor league baseball game,
And if you're asking that question, I've got to assume
you've never been to a minor league baseball game, right
they do. Some of these minor league baseball promoters do
a really good job of making it interesting because maybe
you don't care about the you know, the tallahassee kazoos
or whatever, but they'll do something fun at the game.
It makes you want to come out and watch monkeys
(03:23):
ride on horses.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Or you're always a good our dogs. I always wanted to,
you know, just duck tape a monkey to a greyhound
or something and just turn them loose, man, let them ride.
Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Years ago they had a monkey riding on dogs and
it was a guy from Texas, but it was at
a minor league baseball game in Illinois.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You thought it would have called on. I bet Pete
probably stepped in and muddied it up. He gave this
motivational speech. Do you do you remember that? It was
really motivating. He said it was his dream to one
day get dogs to ride and wait monkeys to ride
on and there was this inspirational music. And there's a video.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This went viral probably two decades ago, old school YouTube.
So the monkey's riding on the dog.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It looks like an Australian. It was a lot of fun.
It's like a sheep dog. And then this guy comes
out he says it was his dream. Well, it looked
like they were actually trying to play the game. The
players are still on the field and the dogs out
there interrupted. Oh he wasn't supposed to be in this
particular scene. That normally wait until they're between episodes. Yeah, inning,
(04:33):
what do you talk episodes? But one team's playing and
then the other team gets to go, and then they
have breaks in between. Have you ever even been to
a baseball game? No?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Hey, a little update here. You remember that young woman
in want to take me to one true? Go to
a baseball game tomorrow, let's do it. You remember Holly
was the woman who was violently attacked outside jazz Fest
in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
There is I didn't know her name, there was there
was a white lady surrounded by a non white lady,
people attacking her.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
The people who attacked her claim there's going to be
a video pretty soon that justifies the attack. It's a
lady in a flowery dress laying unconscious on the ground,
bleeding from every orifice. But you don't know what she did,
why though, to deserve getting treated like that. I think
what they're suggesting nothing, Yeah, there's nothing you could do
or what I think what they're suggesting it is.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It was something she said, could she hurt a feeling.
Come I say a bad word, I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm not okay with saying. I think whatever that word
is we're probably all thinking about right now.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't endorse that or whatever. But that doesn't justify violence. No, no,
especially if it's a word that's constantly said in rap
songs all the time. Every day there was this news
is itches.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, it's bitches y. Yeah, that's it. Sure. Anyway, she
a little update here. She's not like hearing people talk
like that. Sorry, I apologize for the sensitive of you
out there, but somebody had to say it. A little
update on her, right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Somebody was trying to raise money to help her out
with the medical bills they needed twenty five thousand dollars.
So far they've raised five hundred seventy seven hundred eighty
six dollars, so not nearly enough.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
When you, oh, god, he's really bad at math.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, but you couldn't remember the episode innings thing. I mean,
you know, and what then his rummer a few seconds
ago when you didn't know how baseball worked. Now you're
making fun of him because he doesn't know how math works.
I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I never did myth.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's not where we'ds billyod. I'm standing up for you
and you're domb never never mind, never mind, Billy Ed. Okay,
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Speaker 1 (06:36):
Today's show is brought to you by Side Salads. Do
I want fries with my burger? No, I'd rather have
a loose pile of leaves with a sad shredded carrot.
Isn't that the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I was at a health food restaurant last night and
they want They asked me if I wanted air fried
French fries.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What did you do to have to go to a
health food restaurant? Well, I was trying to avoid that
in trouble. No, I was trying to droid and void.
I was with a friend that doesn't drink alcohol, and
I said, why don't we go to this health food place?
What came to go to a regular restaurant and just
not order alcohol? Fair question? Uhuh?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
They had mocktails. Now, to me, a mocktail is just
like a sugary drinker tea. I don't know, maybe if.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You're not a drinker and you go to a restaurant,
get the tea you can go to not like get
the tea dot com? But well why not get the
dot com? But that's not alcohol either. Have some iced
tea and none wrong with that? Well, what's wrong with
health food? Billy had two dang nasty look, Billyead. I'm
not trying to judge you here on your dietary choices,
but I have noticed you could use a little judging. Yeah,
(07:38):
a little thicker around the waistline. Oh, judging couldn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I feel like I've seen you in that shirt before,
but it looks tighter today.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Thank you. Yeah, i'm lifting you know what? You what
are you lifting? A sandwich? Chopped logs after I've chopped
them up with an axe or a chainsaw, stuff like that.
You know what a burger, small cat, sometimes a calf
or you know, a young cow. Yeah, when did you
get calves? Oh? I've always had calves, No, billyon, that's
(08:07):
not what we're talking about. Over the last fifteen months,
we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've
now been in fifty seven states. Walton and Johnson Radio
Network Cracker Barrel. What they do to Why would you
do anything to Cracker Barrel other than go there?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, have you ever been to Maybe you're not the
right guy to explain this to mister Kenneth. You've seen
the section at Target where they sell the chip and
Joanna gain stuff. Oh god, yeah, it's like country, but
it's not really country. It's more suburban country. It's wholesome,
like very white, affluent, upper income, not country.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Just like this Target, I mean Target, a Cracker Barrel
now selling chip and Joanna Gaines cornbread mixes at the
front door. Close.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
That would be better than what they're actually doing. The
executives who run Cracker Barrel seem to think that it's
time to give.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The place a fate faceless. Oh god, no, Joanna's gonna
tear down a wall and put up a big clock.
It wasn't Joanna Games.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It looks like they found somebody that is like Timu
Joanna Games.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh they went cheap because yeah, you know, they're real popular.
Now there's a new whitewashed esthetic. They can only be
dreamed up in a prove. How could you whitewash Cracker Barrel?
It is already Cracker barrel.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You know, mister, cracker barrel usually looks like you're in
an old shed, And now it doesn't look like that anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now it's clean everything.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's a shame, very sterile, soulless corporate boardroom approved, high
rise consultancy for this to look.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Like everything else now all generic. Nobody wants that. The
typical cracker barrel's aesthetic obviously an idealized version of Yesteryear's America,
but in a natural, sincere way.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
The new cracker barrel didn't look like that. The new
cracker barrel looks like a woman who her husband works
in Silicon Valley and he subsidizes her local boutique shop
that loses ten thousand dollars a month because nobody wants
to buy her scented candles, and she's the woman.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
They chose to go redo the cracker barrel. Oh good,
I know they didn't do redo the one over here.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
By me, it looks like every other middle grade sit
down restaurant, just with some rolling pins and an odd
chicken picture hung up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Sucks, there's a chicken picture. So we're country.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I feel like we're about five minutes away from gluten
free meat loaf.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh stop it, Uh, you've just ruined it for everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
In other news, some have felt that the newest season
of South Park is too critical of Trump and his administration,
and I don't care. It's a cartoon. It's a comedy show.
Get over it. One group of people that don't care
are Ice Homely Insecurity DHS government is now using the
images South Park has in their latest season depicting ICE
agents looking like gangbangers on social media. They're reposting the
(10:54):
images the cartoon characters as if they're those guys. Oh great,
they think it's funny. Here, let me put it up
on the screen for you. They made the ICE guys
look like they're in a rap video. I mean South
Park did that, and then the Department of Homeland Security
is now reposting the photos as though they think it's cool. Okay,
if you're making fun of someone and they try to
get in on the joke or they laugh at it
(11:15):
and then share the joke with someone else, you didn't
really make fun of him, did you?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Not so much cool? People went with it At the
end of the day, I'd stay South south Park still
just South Part's a cartoon. They make fun of everything,
so I don't. I'm not bothered by the fact that
they're making fun of Trump. It's a fun show. Get
over it. Yeah, don't watch or watch, get really worked up,
get in sense, get inflamed, get all angry about it,
(11:41):
and see if that fixes anything, because it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, it's weird how people will watch something because they
hate it. I gotta think that's gonna happen with Mel
Gibson's new Passions of the Christ sequels.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
How do you make sense? Yes, it's seek Wools now,
because he was making a movie and he decided there
was so much in it that it was just gonna
have to be split into two new movies about the
Passion of the Christ. And what are these called? Now?
The sequels have a name? Can you?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'll hang on, I'll find it's the Year of Our
Lords of the Afterlife or something.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, isn't that kind of weird? Though it's been twenty
one years since he did the last one of these.
The first part will be open March twenty six, twenty
twenty seven, the Year of Our Lord, by the way,
and the second part will be uh Thursday, May six,
twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Wow, I'll be sure and put that on the calendar.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Here it is the Resurrection of christy and then the
other one is going to be called Jesus of Nazareth
or is that it?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I don't know. The articles a little strange's I've made
that mistake too. Could be Jeseus. No, you're right, Billyud.
You could be onto something there. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's it's hard to tell because the person that wrote
this article is themselves a Christian. So they capitalized a
lot of words. Oh yeah, like you know God and
you know I do too. But they also capitalized words
like herowing of Hell, and it's like, wait, is that
one of the episodes? No, they're just talking about that.
Heaven is capitalized. I appreciate that. The Resurrection of Christ,
(13:03):
that's the name of it. It will not only tell
the story of Christ forty days on earth before his
ascension into Heaven, but according to reports, it will follow
the Son of God into the spiritual realm for the
harrowing of Hell. Am I saying that right? It's sure
crazy works for me. It's gonna look like a crazy
acid trip. And that's Mel Gibson's description of the movie.
(13:24):
It'll span the entire Bible, from the fall of Satan
prior to the creation in Genesis to the apostle John's
vision of the Second Coming Revelation.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
And that was why I'm trying to sell it. Huh.
I don't think that worked for me. I'm gonna watch it,
of course you are. I'm gonna watch the hell out
of this. Maybe that's not the right choice of words. Yeah,
probably shouldn't watch the hell out of it, maam.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Anyway, you know, the movie years ago very controversial, but boy,
it made a lot of money. They tried to blacklist it. Remember,
they were moving it from some theaters because they thought
it was anti semitic. If you read the story of
Christ and you think it's anti semitic, it's kind of
like your saying, you think a small group of people
in that story represent everyone on earth that shares that
(14:05):
person's religious belief.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Sure, let me let me that religious belief. Is it liberalism?
It's not, no, but it is like a religion to
them though Judaism was what I was saying, just another one.
There's always this argument over people that kind of missed
the point of the story of Christ, like who killed Christ?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
The Romans or the Jews. You're missing the point. First
of all, it wasn't every Jew on earth. It was
a small group of people in a very specific place.
They didn't all get together and vote. No, they're like,
would to kill that guy?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, it was. It was a small group of people
thousands of years ago who thought they were doing the
right thing. It doesn't mean they're satanic or anything like that,
and it's not. It all played out the way the
Lord thy God intended. Right then go because everything if
you believe the Lord is omnipotent, that everything that happens
(14:53):
happened because the Lord allowed it to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You know, I'd like to sit down and talk to
if I ever could that conscious pilot guy?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Who would he fly for?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I know he wasn't an actual pilot, Billy had it's
a you know, is his names ponscious pilete? Does that pilates?
I think it's just ponscious pilot, But it's uh.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
He admitted that that exercise.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
He didn't know not, No, I never know, Philly. Yeah,
how have you never read this book? Biggest best selling
book of all time? Which one is that? An Franknyrie
The Bible? Oh yeah, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I know you have. We've we've got a couple of
there at the house. As a matter of fact, where
do you keep your Bible? I keep it on a bookshelf.
I have a couple of Bibles, but yeah, in myre
they a dusty. No, I look at it. When's the
last time you pulled it off the shelf? There?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, the specific Bible in my house or the Bible
at church that I look at when I go to church.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You don't take your own Bible to church. Let me
be clear, because I'm going to own this. You know
that song book that you sing out of, that's not
the Bible, Billy out.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
You're gonna hate my answer, but it's but I'm but
I'm about to beat you in this argument.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Would you take a look at that? Every day I
can't read all that very small writing? My Bible? Is
this iPhone in my hand? I have the.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
It'll I get a notification once a day to read
the Bible?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Do you know why? Because I am a sinner, because
I'm not perfect? Say do you know why? Do you know? Why?
Do you know what? Man? You know? Me and the Bible? Man,
me and Hejesus. We'd be kicking a man. Yeah, you're Catholic.
I wouldn't be bringing the Jews up. Do you know this?
And Jews know that. I don't think it's right.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well that's your opinion, man, Well it's exactly Yeah, all right,
it's that time of day everybody.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh yeah, we got to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
John, don't forget boys and girls too.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end. Does that mean we're going
away now never to be heard again? No, no, no,
there will be a news show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness,
unless it's the weekend or we're off work. But as always,
you could go to Walton and Johnson dot com and
you can find all kinds of cool stuff there. Our
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